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Tributes for Charlie
The tributes and accolades heaped upon
Charles Steel MacNaughton after his re-
cent death were many and all were well
deserved.
Charlie as he was affectionately known
by most residents of the Huron -
Middlesex riding regardless of party be-
liefs served this area with dedication and
humility for more than 15 years in the
Ontario Legislature.
Probably the shortest tributes were the
most fitting. Rev. Geroge Goth of Lon-
don who was instrumental in getting
MacNaughton to come east from Bran-
don in 1944 said it in simple words, "I -le
was a good man" and Elmer Bell, a life-
long friend summed it up, "He was one
of a kind."
MacNaughton took the time to be con-
cerned about the problems of his constit-
uents while still coping with his duties in
the Legislature which most of the time
were of a ministerial nature.
He was minister of nine different port-
folios in his 15 year career in Toronto
and several were of high profile and im-
portance.The present representative of
the riding which encompasses all of Hu-
ron county Jack Riddell said being head
of nine different ministries was one
record which probably will never be
equal led.
The riding of Huron -Middlesex re-
ceived a lot of benefits many of which
were lasting during the MacNaughton
era and they are too numerous to men-
tion them all.
At the top of the list would be establish=
ment of the Lake Huron Water System
and transferring the Centralia RCAF sta-
tion to an Ontario Developement Corpo-
ration industrial and housing project.
We remember back more than 20 years
ago when Charlie MacNaughton and Bill
Stewart toured Huron Park and used
their influences to begin plans for Cen-
tralia College.Now it is one of the finest
agricultural colleges in the provinces.
The memory of Charlie MacNaughton
will live for a long time in this area. A
C.S. MacNaughton Scholarship fund has
already been established at South Huron
District High School.
Each year at least one student will bene-
fit because of .the works of a dedicated
politician over more than 20 years.
Co-operation is great
A tip of the hat should go to the offi-
cials of three groups in Exeter who have
come to a reasonable compromise:
The Exeter Optimists, Exeter Mo-
hawks and Exeter Hawks recently agreed
to co-operate concerning use of the
South Huron Rec Centre.
In recent years, the Optimists have held
a very successful home and garden show
early in April at a time when the two
hockey teams were in the middle of
playoffs.
This year both the senior and junior
clubs appear to have excellent chances to
go far in post -season playoffs and could
need home ice time until late in April.
The Optimists have a good argument to
holding their show, as last year they net-
ted a profit of about $16,000 and most of
that amount was put back into minor
sports.
The three groups have agreed to re-
move the ice in time for the three-day
home and garden show and then put it
back for additional hockey games.
The three have shown a lot in the give
and take department and have made deci-
sions much easier to make for the Rec
Centre Board.Final details are yet to be
worked out, but it appears they have
found a good solution.
As councillor Dorothy Chapman put it
at a recent meeting, "It was beautiful to
see the way they co-operated."
While on the subject of co-operation,
the recent formation of a Winter Sports
Council will make that subject much eas-
ier to cope with.
The Sports Council which will now
represent all winter sports groups will be
able to speak as one voice when various
issues are brought up to the Rec Centre
Board.
One of their first projects will be to
buy a Zamboni or Olympia ice machine.
This appears to be a sensible purchase.
The machine will be a labour saver in
that it shaves the ice.to a manageable
thickness regularly and will be powered
by propane rather than diesel.This should
eliminate some of the unpleasant odours
which have bothered spectators between
periods of hockey games in recent years.
Keep up the fine example of co-
operation. Your efforts to improve con-
ditions for the sports minded persons of
Exeter and surrounding areas of all ages
are much appreciated.
It's reversed
Last week I talked about being
in a music festival with a choir
and remarked about the good
feelings which onc can get by
performing in front of a live audi-
ence.
Of course, one can get just the
reverse feeling whcn you arc in
front of an audience and things
just go the reverse of what you
have planned. I can recall one
time whcn my brother and I were
going to sing. a duct. As we
mounted thc steps of the plat-
form, one of us brushed against a
huge flower pot and just about
sent it to the floor. Fortunately he
caught if before water and flow-
ers were spread all over the
place.
Not long after my wife and I
were married I was a member of
a local theatre group which put
on the musical production
"Brigadoon". As a member of the
chorus, I was a Scottish villager.
Near the end of the play I acted
as a stretcher bearer carrying off
one of thc characters who had
been killed.
Now this was supposed to be a
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very serious scene so the cast
could not understan 1 A by titters
and chuck L
thn :rah the J r r i 1 I
un,,cr t. .•• was not
too impressed . ith . after the
show.
Apparently as I hail reached
down to pick up the stretcher I
had also picked up the comer of
my kilt revealing a very generous
stretch of thigh as I solemnly
g?t'sseci dross the stage.
TY
Another stage production
which I was in was "The Pirates
of Penzance", a Gilbert and Sulli-
van play. Each night of rehearsal,
onc of the main characters, the
major -,general, had brought out a
huge flint -lock rifle and had pre-
tended to fire it off. On the dress
rehearsal evening though, he did
indeed fire it, its thunderous roar
nearly scaring the whole cast c•
Jhc back of the stare.
After that th ,ugh t! were
ready each night of th, pct ior-
mante though the audience cer-
tainly wasn't.
And the last performance we
got back at him. As the gun.went
off, three stuffed ducks flopped
down right in. front of him,
dropped from high up on the,cat-
walk. The major -general just fell
over. The expression on his face
was priceless, and the audience,
after they had recovered from
their own shock, joined in thc
cast's mcrrimcnt.
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Let's help others
Are you going to enjoy a hap-
py, joyous and blessedChristmas
season?
While probably 99 percent of
our readers in the county of Hu-
ron will be able to answer that
question in the affirmative, there
are a few that won't be able to.
At this time of the year we hear
lots of stories of destitute families
in some of our major cities, but it
is also happening here.We would
hope it is on a much smaller
scale.
In Huron county, there arc up-
wards of 600 boys and girls who
would have very little to look for-
ward to when December 25 rolls
around if it wasn't for a large
group of volunteers.
The Huron Christmas Bureau
makes sure that no child in the
county goes without presents and
no family without a Christmas
dinner.
Everyone involved with the
Christmas Bureau whether it be
by
Ross Haugh
the sponsoring Family and Chil-
dren's Services, thc dedicated or-
ganizers, the army of volunteers
or those making donations is to
be commended.
When we think of sharing at
Christmas time it's usually the
younger child which gets most of
the focus.If you arc planning on
making a donation to the Christ-
mas Bureau, remember that older
children and teenagers also need
gifts.
The Christmas Bureau tries to
provide every child with at least
one new toy, one new larger item
of clothing and two pairs of new
mitts along with a bag of grocer-
ies to help the family over the
holiday season. -
The drop-off depot for gifts
and donations in Exeter is the
basement of thc Exeter Pentecos-
tal Church at thc south end of
town. Local co-ordinators are
Jean Sharp and Dorothy
Prouty.Overall volunteer co-
ordinator for the entire county is
Pauline Lingard of Grand Bend.
Let's all help some other fami-
ly's Christmas be as happy as
ours.
Shopping safari over
Once again the annual shopping
safari for the children's toys is be-
hind us. This year - thanks to exper-
ience - Elizabeth and I have stayed
clear of the department store "toy de-
partments" for a numbcr of reasons.
Number one: The staff in these
places are less than helpful. Any
customcr questions result in one of
the following three standard a.t-
swers: "If it's not out there, we don't
have it," "We're out of if, and I don't
know when we'll get it again." "The
person who would know is off to-
day."
Number two: The lineups at the
"Services Desks" are too long and
too slow.
Numbcr three: The stuff that is
piled up to the ceiling on their ware-
house -like shelves• gives us thc
creeps.
Our kids weren't playing
with toys at 811
Last year we were stung pretty
badly. After the Christmas tree had
been dragged out through the front -
door, we had tried to put the house
in order again. "We have to do
something about that playroom,"
Elizabeth ,had said. We had been
stepping over stuff for days, trying
not to break our necks. "We should
declare the room a disaster arca, un-
fit for human habitation," I said. I
ended up sorting things out, and
that' whin I realized what was go -
in • )iu 1 -:ds wcrcn't playing
\sf(r)s air.
W h;,t I ' ric •inter instead on the
carpet, u. , • soh', in the door-
way, on the window sill, and on top
of the TV were hideous monsters,
freaks, nightmares. Plastic creations
of sick minds.
Somehow these abominations got
into our house: Triclops and Cop-
Taur, Brainiac and Grislor, Mutaot
Nose Divers and Power Pals, Ram -
Man and Sci-Kill (I take no respon-
sibility for the spelling of any
"Toys in this column. I rely solely
on verbal information supplied by
one eight-year old and two six-year
old§. with remarkable terminological
knowledge about these creatures.
But 1 spell 'cm the way I hear 'cm.
In fairness 1 must admit that I
brought one or two of these 'misfit
figures into the house myself. In a
state of parental stupor I had con-
sented to let the kids have what
they wanted so badly: Multi -Bot,
He -Man )alias Prince Adam) and
Battle -Cat (also known as Cringer).
But who was responsible for Sheera
PETER'S
POINT
•
- or was it Wonder Woman? - and
the Princes of Power? At any rate, I
know what happened. The creatures
reproduced. Right under our naive
little noses.
So He -Man begat Man -in -Arms
and Webs-taur and Beast -Man and
Skeletor and Orco and Moss -Man
and Man-i-Faccs and other riffraff.
And they outfitted themselves with
outlandish looking machinery that
seemed to be a cross between med-
ieval road building equipment and
rejects from Star Wars.
But worst of all were the fiendish
bodies themselves. These aggres-
sive, objectionable, blood -thirsty
dolls just oozed violence and evil.
Much of the blame had to be laid at
Santa Claus's doorsteps.
Duncan had asked him for a Sec
taur, a sub -human warrior riding on
a giant bumble bee that flapped its
wings. And Santa Baby had brought
him the thing (batteries not includ-
ed). Right undcr the Christmas tree
it was. How could a mere mortal
like a father argue with Santa?
When I had time to reflect, I sat
down and cried. Who were the per-
petrators of this insult? Who hated
children so much? Who enjoyed
ruining an entire generation?
A look underneath this stuff re-
vealed that Mattel Inc. (USA), Mat-
tel Inc. (Taiwan) and Mattel Inc.
(Malaysia) seemed to be responsib, c
for some of the most atrocious
pieces. The same people who pro-
duce, sponsor or otherwise originate
the half-hour commercials on prime
time kids' TV.
Well, I couldn't tell you what to
do, Mr. Mattel, whoever, whatever
and wherever you are. You have the
right to make all the garbage you
want. But this year, count ane out
as one of your customers. I don't
like what you're doing to my kids.
I've not only separated all Mattel _
toys (and others of the same ilk)
from the rcst of our children's
playthings. Elizabeth and I have
also began an in-house cducationpl
program, instructing our kids in the
use and appreciation of REAL toys.
War is out, farm work is in
Do the kids object? Of course,
they do. They'll .have to unlearn
some of thc things the TV commer-
cials bombard them with. They'll
get over the withdrawal symptoms,
though.
Because the way we have rear-
ranged the playroom this year will
make it easy for then to he children
again. Instead of Mattel's Night
Stalker (a mechanical horse with la-
ser guns) they'll play with an old-
fashioned team of farm horses that
pull a wagon loaded with hales of
hay. Instead of thc grotesque, de-
structive Bash -A -Saurus by Mattel
Inc. (Mcxico) that kills other toys
with a wrecking hammer, our kids
will now learn to hitch a plough to
a tractor. Instead of a Masters of the
Universe Slime Pit that regurgitates
hideous green slime over "the enc -
my", they will have a pigsty with
realistic porkers and baby piglets.
And although they may hope to
find Mattel's Fright Zone under this
year's tree, they will discover in-
stead a fenced -in pasture with dairy
cows; a shepherd with a flock of
sheep; a barn and a silo.
Ye.s, farming will be the new rave
at our house this Christmas and be-
yond. I think farming may have re-
formed many a wayward child in the
ten thousand year or so since it
was invented, and 1 expect it will
continue to have therapeutic value
for a long time to come.
Mattel, Inc. (USA, Malaysia,
Taiwan, Mexico or whatever), get
lost! Either that, or sell us a good
manure spreader.