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R.I.D.E. gearing up
The Ontario Provincial Police will
again be speeding up their R.I.D.E. driv-
er check program for the upcoming
Christmas and New Year holiday season.
While R.I.D.E. which stands for Re-
duction of Impaired Driving Every-
where is a year-round program, officers
are gearing up for - more extensive sur-
veilance during the next eight weeks.
During the other 44 weeks of the year
most of the R.I.D.E. efforts are carried
out on the weekends. From now until the
completion of the New Year's holiday,
you can expect to be stopped at almost
anytime,anywhere.
As an officer of the Exeter detachment
said this week, "We are liable to pop up
anywhere with our spot checks. Drink-
ing is not confined to the main roads, but
our main object of being on the roads is
to deter moreso than catch.Let's stop an
accident before it happens."
Drinking driving is still one of the
most significant factors in about half of
all fatal motor vehicle accidents investi-
gated by the OPP.
OPP Commissioner Archie Ferguson
says, "The OPP R.I.D.E. program is an
essential means of reducing the risk of
accidents and fatalities on our highways
at any tiny of the year."
The potential for danger has tradition-
ally increased during the Christmas se -
son and for this reason the OPP places a
high priority on taking impaired drivers
off the road.
In last year's blitz over the festive holi-
day season, OPP officers checked
357,167 drivers across the province and
charged 1,193 people with alcoholic re-
lated Criminal Code of Canada driving
offences.
In addition to those charged, another
2,938 motorists were taken off the road
with licence suspensions of 12 hours and
1,595 persons faced Liquor Licence Act
charges for having alcohol easily accessi-
ble to the driver.
The OPP will operate a minimum of 40
R.I.D.E. check locations across Ontario
every day during the holiday season,
stopping more than 20,000 vehicles
weekly.
All available manpower aided by auxil-
iary members will be committed to the
program during this two month holiday
blitz.
The best policy for the upcoming holi-
day season and then continue it for i1ie
,alance of the year should be "If you
drive stick to milk or other non-alcoholic
beverages", but if you must drink "get a
designated driver."
Just remember the life you save could
be your own.
Full year suspensions
A misunderstanding seems to have
arisen in recent court reports in this
newspaper regarding the length of li-
cence suspensions for drinking drivers.
While the provincial court judge may
suspend a driver's licence for three or
six months under provisions of the
Criminal Code which is federal legisla-
tion, that suspension is automatically
lengthened to one year by the Highway
Traffic Act of the Province of Ontario.
On a first conviction, an impaired driv-
er may be fined up to $750 and will have
his or her licence suspended for one full
year.
The judge has no alternative on a sec-
ond offence to send the driver to jail for
14 days and suspend the licence for a per-
iod of up to two years.
A jail term of not less than 90 days and
a driving suspension of up to three years
faces a driver charged with impaired
driving for the third time.
In addition to impaired driving charg-
es, a number of area drivers each week
are issued with licence suspensions of 12
hours.
Any driver who registers a warning on
the ALERT machine at the roadside
when stopped by an officer receives a 12
hour suspension. The driver is then taken
to a police station for a breathalizer
test.If the blood alcohol count is under
.80, the only penalty for the driver is the
12 hour suspension. If the reading is over
.80, an impaired driving charge will be
issued.
The main conclusion to this issue is the
same as in the editorial above; if you
wish to keep your licence don't mix your
drinking and driving.
Signs of Spring
One of the signs of spring in
some school systems is the big
county music festival. About this
time of the year we get the Sylla-
bus describing all the various
classifications and the little songs
which the students get to labour
over for many weeks before the
big event.
Some teachers really like to get
into the festivals because they
feel that the children benefit from
standing up in front of a crowd,
because of the exposure to good
music and the values of good
old-fashioned competition.
Other teachers detest festivals
because they fcel that children arc
crushed when they lose by one
mark and that competition should
not enter into art.
When I was a youngster the
Halton County Music Festival
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was the one in which our school
participated. I can remember. be-
ing part of the big school choir
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directed by an excellent music
teacher by the name of Mr. Harri-
son. Hc had that group singing a
song by the name of "Now thc
Day is Over", singing it in beauti-
ful four-part harmony.
When we got to the festival and
each group had done its part, the
adjudicator had all five of the
choirs get up, over three hundred
children strong, and had us sing
the whole song together. I can
still remember the chills running
up and down my spine as the
choir began singing. All three
hundred of us just poured our
little hearts out. When we hit that
final soft chord I believe you
could have heard a pin drop, and
then thewhole audience rose in a
standing ovation.
I'm sure that every one of those
other children in the choir felt just
as I did, just as if a priceless gift
had been given. I would be will-
ing to bet too that many of those
children have gone on as I have
to sing in many different choirs
over the years, simply to recreate
that fantastic feeling which comes
with performance before a live
audience.
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Househusband
No wonder history is primarily
"his story". Down through the
ages, with a few notable excep-
tions, males have been free to
concentrate on important matters
like politics and science and the
arts because back home is a de-
voted wife cooking the meals,
making the beds and changing
the diapers.
Maryon, wife of the late Prink
Minister Lester B. Pearson, was
once quoted as saying "Behind
every successful man stands a
surprised woman". I agree with
that sentiment. However, this
thought has occurred to me:
"Who stands behind a successful
woman? Is it a surprised house-
husband?" _
Men who keep the home fires
burning while their wives go out
to work arc becoming more nu-
merous. Now there is even a
comic strip called "Adam" star-
ring one of this brave new breed.
"What's for dinner?" is a very
contentious question in our
home. I must give my househus-
band credit - he has a limited but
quite acceptable repertoire. His
meat loaf and salmon loaf, scal-
loped potatoes and hamburgcr
casserole would pass the most
discriminating taste test, but he
refuses to branch out. The very
title of "The Joy of .Cooking" is
an immediate tum -off as far as he
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is concerned. The "I Hate to
Cook" cookbook more accurately
reflects his sentiments.
Laundry - especially mine - is
another of his pct hates. Many of
our friends have been treated to a
monologue on the difficulties of
trying to unravel pantyhose that
have tied the rest of the laundry
into one impenetrable Gordian
knot. A mesh bag solved this
problem (and contributed to res-
toration of amiable relationships
with our longsuffering friends).
Don appreciates a clean kitchen
floor when he has done the
scrubbing. Now he yells at me if
I forget to take off my boots be-
fore walking in. Strange, how
one's perspective changes as one
goes from walker to washer!
Don is becoming quite inhos-
pitable. He knows who gets
stuck with the vacuuming if we
invite guests.
I became so tired of the sound
of crashing dishes accompanied
by quite unimaginative cursing
emanating from the kitchen every
night while I relaxed in the living
room with the evening paper that
I bought my househusband a
dishwasher. "Peace at any price"
is my motto, and this was well
worth the investment.
All my pockets are filled with
indecipherable grocery lists. And
do I hear about it when I buy the
wrong thing.
I keep reminding myself that
my husband was not domesticat-
ed voluntarily. The role was
forced on him when I entered the
full-time work force in 1981.
Although he has been heard to
say philosophically that he sup-
ported me for the first 25 years,
and its my turn for the next 25,
he is not comfortable with the
role reversal. Now I come home
and he has the headache!
Eight and three quarters
At thc age of eight, a boy enters
a wonderful phase. I don't know
how long it lasts, but right now
Alexander can both delight us
and drive us up the wall, not ne-
cessarily in that order. Actually,
he insists that he is not eight, but
eight and three quarters, and
maybe the tuming point is near.
Right now, when he is precise-
ly eight and three quarters, I have
begun to look through the ads in
certain American magazines. You
'know the ones I mean: "Southern,
Oaks Military Academy, Crack
Creek, Alabama. We specialize
in discipline, honour, physical
fitness. Send us your wceklings,
we tum them into leaders. Con-
tact Colonel Rock E. Hart,
C.M.H. at..."
Why is it that a boy of eight
and three quarters can voluntarily
divide and organize his three-ring
school binder into twelve neat
compartments for which he wins
high praise from his teacher (Bra-
vo! Alexander), but cannot separ-
ate his dirty (and I mean dirty)
clothes from his clean ones on
the floor in his'room, which
drives his mother to distraction?
Why is it that this eight and three
quarter -year old knows how to
play chess on my computer is
having so much difficulty in clos-
ing the outside door or flushing
the toilet?
Why is Alexander able to put
together a complicated Lego
spacecraft consisting of 350
i parts, but unable to put his bicy-
cle back where it belongs?
Why is it that Alexander who
has to be coaxed and cajoled into
practising piano every day and
who protests that he hates piano
lessons then goes on to win sec-
ond prise in the music festival?
What is it about a boy of eight
and three quarters that makes him
have a perfectly reasonable con-
versation with his Dad about the
principle of non-violence and
then five minutes later beat thc
living daylights out of his sister?
What is it that makes him cry
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compassionately whcn a puppy
gets hurt in a movie and then al-
most.in the same breath say that
he wishes his sister were dead?
Why docs a boy who remem-
bers precisely what everybody
promised him weeks and months
ago forget what he himself prom-
ised two minutes ago? Why -can
he say words like
"Tyrannosaurus Rex" or
"extragalactic spacecraft", but not
words like "please" or "thank
you"?
Isn't it incredible that at the age
of eight and three quarters, a boy
can tell exactly when twenty min-
utes arc up during piano practice
but finds it impossible to tell
when five minutes arc up during
his shower? That day after day he
remembers to ask for his snack
after school, but that at night he
forgets to brush his teeth? That
every Saturday morning at pre-
cisely 10 o'clock he reminds his
parents that it is allowance time,
and that every Friday afternoon
when he comes home and finds
the garbage cans in the drivtway,
he forgets to take them to the ga-
rage, although that is one of his
allowance jobs? And that even
when he takes the garbage cans,
he forgets the lids?
What is it that makes Alexander
so extremely clothes -conscious
that he will wear only what he
picked himself, but that as soon
as he has wom clothes once or
twice, he will either put grass or
mud stains on them or leave them
in school to be discovered weeks
later in the lost and found box:
Why is this eight and three
quarter -years old too tired to get
up at 7 a.m. on school days, but
eager to wake up the whole
house at 6 on Saturdays and at
5:30 on Sundays? Why does he
never volunteer to go to bed at
night, no mattcr how tired he is,
and why docs he always loudly
protest when bedtime is suggest-
ed to him, no'matter how late?
When is this boy going to learn
to get along with his siblings
whcn we're all in the car togeth-
er? When is he going to stop hit-
ting, punching, pinching, bother-
ing, scratching and needling
Stephanie? And when is he going
to stop ridiculing, insulting, teas-
ing and spitting at Duncan? And
when is he going to stop blaming
it all on them?
Please, somebody out there tell
us that nine-year olds arc evenly
pleasant, and that this phase of
tranquility will last for many
years. We need a break in the
worst way. Before the twins get
to be eight and three quarters.
An interesting thought just
struck me. When he's double his
present age, Alexander will be
17. If I'm still around by that
time - and I have every intention
to try - will I wish that the good
old days would return? The days
when he was only eight and three
quarters?