HomeMy WebLinkAboutTimes-Advocate, 1987-02-18, Page 4Nage 4
Times -Advocate. February 18. 1987
•
Times Established 1873
Advocate Established 1881
Amalgama ed 1924
A
imes
EMI
dvocate
Published Each Wednesday Morning at Exeter, Ontario, NOM 1S0
Second Class Mail Registration Number 0386.
Phone 519-235-1331
ccww
CNA
LORNE EEDY BILL BATTEN
Publisher Editor
JIM BECKETT . HARRY DEVRIES
Advertising -Mangey- —Composition -Manager
ROSS HAUGH
Assistant Editor
DICK JONGKIND
Business Manager
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
Canada: $25.00 Per year; U.S.A. $65.00
C.W.N.A., O.C.N.A. CLASS 'A'
Council responds to mayors
Despite some previous indication of
opposition and even -resentment, it was
encouraging to see that members of
Huron County council were responsive to
a presentation made to them last week
by the mayors of the five county towns.
County councillors have long been
hindered by an urban -rural split, and
while some of that is to be expected
because of the different backgrounds and
needs represented, it is apparent . that
such parochial attitudes can only be
detrimental- and short-sighted.
The demographics of the county, as
outlined by the mayors, show that there
is a decided and on-going shift to the
growth of urban centres. That shift dic-
tates a subsequent acknowledgement
that urban issues should be given more
priority, and certainly that does not have
to be -at the expense of rural residents.
In fact, it simply suggests that
members of county council have to con=
sider the total population to a greater ex=
tent and not merely their . own little
domain.
Hopefully, the presentation by the
mayors will help trigger that transforma-
'' tion as they clearly pointed out that their
areas of concern and responsibility were
running parallel to those of county coup-•
cil and certainly not in opposing direc-
tions. They made it abundantly clear
they were looking to county council for
policies, insight and leadership rather
than envoking their own on ttie county
government.
All residents of Huron should be en-
couraged by the initial dialogue and in
turn he encouraging to their elected of-
ficials to ensure that it continues.
Exeter Mayor Bruce Shaw should be
singled out for some special commenda-
tion in the giant steps being taken for the
sharing of concerns and solutions by the
mayors through their own deliberations
and -those with county council.
Shaw initiated the original sugges-
tion that the mayors should join forces
for the betterment of their respective
municipalities and the positive ideas
already being generated are testimony
to the validity of the benefits to be
derived.
As he explained to county council,
the mayors have found in only.a few short
months that their exchange of solutions
and approaches can shorten that endless
period between discussing a problem and
devising a successful resolution to it.
While some members of county
council may have originally feared that
the mayors may be attempting to under-
mine current political structures, they
should now have a clear understanding
that the exchange of ideas can only serve
to strengthen them.
Looking for gripes
While recent events in Ottawa show
a growing cynicism with politicians, part
of the problem may well stem from the
fact many Canadians just don't have
anything else to complain about. Given
the national penchant for negativeness,
some obviously -are going looking for
gripes.
• Even the winter weather in all but
eastern Canada has eliminated the one
normal area for venting frustration at
this time of year:Those who can't escape
the great white north aren't suffering,
while those who have escaped, can't even
complain about their worthless dollar as
it has escalated by over six cents from
this time in 1986. -
Interest rates have tumbled to unex-
pected lows and there's almost a buyer's
market in that category and that has en-
couraged the spending needed to grease
the wheels of the economy.
Things are so good in Ontario, it
seems, that Treasurer Bob Nixon is hav-
ing a difficult time in spending the unex-
pected windfall fast enough; it keeps get-
ting ahead of him.
Canadians, in general, just can't han-
dle all that much confidence building at
one time and have to look for some areas
or people on whom they can bestow some
lack thereof.
--mately;- the-current•antiesin-the---
funny farm in Ottawa do provide some
needed respite from all that buoyancy.
Are snowflakes
It's difficult to agree with the
many people who claim this is an
age of skepticism, although they
certainly have plenty of basis for
their contention.
The fact remains, however,
that there are an equal number of
incidents to prove that there are
just as manyullible people who
will accept without question an
absurdity.
Few have not experienced
the joy of having a tongue-in-
cheek statement or action
wholeheartedly - swallowed by
another, despite its apparent ab-
'surdity. There are some who are
masters of the art and will tell
youthat there is an almost
limitless list of victimson which
they can only ply their antics.
Some examples of gullibility
have been passed on for genera-
tions, gaining validity by being
dressed up as old sayings or bits
of folk wisdom.
Centrat among them at this
time of year is the accepted no-
tion that no two snowflakes are
alike and that bit of nonsense has
/ been repeated to the point where
it is generally accepted.
But, how do we know that no
two snowflakes are alike? Has
anyone ever examined every
single flake that ever fell to make
sure? To be sure, we have seen
photographs of a great many, but
they have been only a tiny frac-
ton of the billions that. fall each
year.
The incalculable number that
fall on this planet each year
would appear to suggest that,
Batt'n
Around
...with
11111kThe Editor
through the laws of probability,
some must be identical.
The beauty of the mystery is
that it will probably never be
solved. First of all, few people are
concerned enough to conduct the
exhaustive research that would
be needed to prove it a fallacy.
On top of that, even the person
who was successful in such a
search would have to have that
discovery accepted without
validation, because the proof
vyould melt before it could be
suitably recorded.
Naturally, no • one is gullible
'r
alike?
enough to accept anyone's word
on such a matter.
Not surprising, there are still
segments -of society which hold
fast to such theories as the earth
being flat and that a curve
thrown by a baseball pitcher is
really only an optical illusion.
Their gullibility, of course, has
been well documented..
There are always those who
take time to consider statements
held as fact and then make the at-
tempt to disprove them.
Jim Moran, a humorist+of the
1930s, was one of those who
believed in testing statements
before he accepted them.
He once hired 18 Chinese cooks
to make an enormous pot of broth
and found that, rather than spoil-
ing the broth, they turned out a
superb product.
Jim also found a needle in a
haystack, proving that it can be
done. He built the stack on a
smooth concrete slab, had a
friend hide a needle in it, then set
fire to the stack. After the fire
burned itself out, he "sifted
through the ashes and found the
needle, ackened but intact.
Equa y challenged, but less
Please turn to page 5
Serving South Huron, North Middlesex
& North Lambton Since 1873
Published by J.W. Eedy Publications Limited
NOW CAN YOU 1NSURt
CANADIANS WON'T LAUGH AT
YOUR UPCOMING BUDGET?
INCLUDE AN
AMUSEMENT TAX
HA!
Fashions change
e
g
I remember long ago when
ladies wore hats in church. No
self-respecting female, from tod-
dler to dowager, would ever
darken the door of a temple
without covering her crown- It
was considered downright inde-
cent to do otherwise.
Well, fashions change. World
War II came and went. In the 60's
women were liberated from cor-
sets and other foundation
garments. During the 70's ladies'
hats became museum pieces, but
now in the. 80's they are
sometimes worn again on Sun-
days and even durin the week.
In all those years, hink, men
did more or less as t y pleased,
hat -wise. If their he ds felt cold,
they wore hats. their hats.
messed up their rtfully design-
ed, fashioned and blow-dried (or
is it dry -blown?) hairdos, they'd
leave their hats off. Hats off to
individualism.
Perhaps I am the first person
to spot a new trend among the
male of the species. Remember:
you read it first in the Peter's
Point column in your communi-
ty newspaper! Let me tell you
what I mean.
The new trend is for men lc?
wear their hats and raps indoors
at all times. Most fashion trends
develop in big cities like Paris,
Rome, ,London or New York.
Here, finally, we have a fashion
fad that clearly has its beginnings
in rural North America. My
research is still inconclusive.
There is, of course, a possibli-
.-_ty _that..._the....firsl_aWhippies._.
developed in the Blue Mountains
of Virginia or in Hillbilly County,
Tennessee. But I have my doubts.
At any rate, until I'm con-
tradicted by authoritative
scholars, I maintain that here we
finally have a distinctly Canadian
fashion trend that may - on its
way around the globe - become
indentified with our country. And
it's about time that we contribute
• something to world fashion, don't
you think?
Whippies - as you may have
guessed - stands for Wearing
Hats Indoors Permanently, and
the word was formed in the same
manner as the word Yuppies
which stands for Young
Upwardly -mobile Professionals.
I stand to be corrected, but I
am fairly sure that Whippies
originated in Canada; somewheke
between Alberta and' Qtiebc.
They have been reported and
positively indentified in the
Foothills, on the Prairies, in Nor-
thern Ontario, on the Bruce
Peninsula, in the Ottawa Valley,
and in the Laurentians.
Thus far, no sightings have
come to my attention from west
of the Rockies or from the Atlan-
ticProvinces. -
I can best describe the Whip -
pies that frequent P.J.'s
Restaurant because that is where
I used to hang my hat (until I
became aware of the new trend).
Typically, Whippies are between
16 and 66 years old. Unlike the
Yuppies who can be either sex,
woollen -hats -or toques. The hats
and caps for indoor -wearing are
usually accompanied by casual
clothing, from jeans to overalls,
from checkered shirts to bulky
sweaters. Often Whippies wear
huge boots with open laces. Very
popular among them is the un-
shaven look - a carefully groom- -
ed three-day stubble that must be
extremely difficult to maintain at
just the right length.
I have questioned a number of
Whippies about the new style and
received conflicting, downright
confusing replies. The most fre-
quent response so far has been
"Eh?", which seems to support
my thesis that this custom has its
origin in Canada.
Several Whippies have told
me: "When the Lord sent me
forth into the world, He forbade
me to take off my hat to any, high
or low." Since this is a quotation
from George Fox who lived in the
17th century, it suggests that the
Whippies are more literate than
one might think, and that they at-
tach a certain religious
significance to their hat habit.
It would be wonderful if I could
receive ( via this paper) more
reports of Whippy sightings. And
if you know or encounter Whip--
pies
hip=pies in your neighbourhood, ask
them what motivates them! I'd
really like to know why they wear
their hats and caps indoors
permanently.
Samuel Becket said in Waiting
for Godot: "Ile can't think
without his hat." Perhaps we are
...411 1KhiI�Bi� a�g.0.lyir�y� malc_.in.....�dealtag..suith.a..plleuoclwnen•-that-
fact, they believe that a person is more complex than we realize.
cannot be masculine without be- Who knows - the Whippies may
ing a Whippy. And they may be not only represent a new fashion
right, who knows about such fad, they may actually be a muta
things? tion, a genetic development caus-
Their hats may vary from ed by acid rain or excessive
season to season, but yellow, cigaret smoking or volcanic erup-
orange or bright -green baseball tions ... Could it be that baseball
caps seem to predominate. Dur- caps actually grow on their
ing very severe winter weather, scalps? Awesome thought, isn't
these may be substituted by 11?
.Freckles was different
As I was going down the 401
highway not long ago in a little bit
of a snowstorm I recalled a trip
quite a few years ago in one of my
first vehicles.
It was an old gray Volkswagen,
one of the first ones imported to
Canada. We caHed it Freckles
because somebody had started to
paint the hood, had sanded down
a few spots, painted them a
beautiful rose colour, then decid-
ed to do something else.
Freckles was a good-tempered
old girl usually but had a tenden-
cy to be unforgiving in other
cases. Those Volkswagens had no
gas gauges. Instead there was a
little lever down by your foot
which was usually in a vertical
position.
As you were going down the
highway you would suddenly get
a dramatic loss in power and you
would realize that you were run-
ning out of gas. Immediately you
would reach down with your toe
and flip the lever over to the three
o'clock position which would ac-
tivate the reserve tank of one
more gallon of gas. That was
usually enough to get you -to a gas
station.
Unfortunately you would
By the
..! Way
by
Syd
Fletcher
•
sometimes forget to flip the lever
back up when you refilled the
tank. Imagine the sinking feeling
you would have when you reach-
ed down to kick the lever over
and it was already over.
There you would sit on the side
of the road muttering sweet
nothings about the Germans and
their 'high technology'.
Another lovely thing about
Freckles was her total lack of in-
terest in warming her occupants.
The:engine was in the rear and
had a very poor fan on the heater.
The trip we were making was
on a bitter cold night. Snow was
coming down heavily and traffic
was moving at a slow pace on the
-four lane highway.
The heater was doing its usual
thing. Basically nothing. We were
ready for that though and sat
there in full winter gear. The
defroster though was just as bad
as the heater. There was one spot
about six inches wide on each
side of the windshield which was
frost -free. The rest was com-
pletely covered oyer.
How we ever made it to our
destination in one piece was and
is beyond me.
I mig t add though that
eckl shortly after that went
to •• appy wrecking yard in the
sky : + my prime prerequisite on
my next car was a,gas gauge and
a good heater.
•