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Skeptical on free trade
The latest poll released to the public
reveals that Canadians are increasingly
skeptical about the economic, political
and cultural impact of free trade and
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney's abili-
ty to protect their interests.
The public has a right to be skeptical.
For the most part, we have been kept in
the dark about the issue of free trade with
the United States.
What is free trade? What does it
mean? Will Canadians lose jobs because
of it? Will Canada become the 51st state?
The questions go on.
Even though most Canadians don't
know the full ramifications of free trade,
the Angus Reid Associates Inc. nation
poll taken last week reveals they still
favor entering into a free trade agree-
ment. Out of the 1,673 persons surveyed,
free tade was favored 56 percent to 35
percent. The other nine percent
registered no opinion. A poll taken by the
same company in January showed a 61
to 31 plercent ratio.
The poll also reveals that now that
trade negotiations have opened, 43 per-
cent of respondents said they as less con-
fident now than in January that free
trade is in the best interests of Canada.
Forty-one percent said they are more
confident.
According to the results of the poll
residents of Ontario and Quebec are "a
good deal more concerned than they
were six months ago about the impact"
free trade will have on their lives.
Reid says that Canadians have
become more concerned in the last six
months that free trade will weaken Cana-
dian culture and compromise political in-
dependence. Fifty percent expect a
strengthening of political integrity. They
are almost equally divided (35 to 32 per-
cent) but slightly weighted toward the
belief that cultural sovereignty would be
adversely affected.
Despite this, the poll reveals that None of my kids are going to
most Canadians are prepared toproceed turn into cy cream freaks. why
P Pa should they . To them, ice cream
with a freer trade agreement, givin, is just another treat. There is
greater weight to economic considera- nothing magic, nothing special
tions than to possible cultural losses. about it. In fact, t.Rey often get it
as a convenient, readily available
One of the most interesting results of substitute for a more elaborate
the poll was the public's mistrust of Brian .. ;dessert. And when we st'p
Mulroney. Fifty-two percent said they "somewhe?e on a trip, they may
don't trust him to represent their i = Dose ice cream or they may
P L.prefer.-a coke.ISE„bubble
terests at the bargaining taste while 39 When I was a boy, ��ice eam
percent said they do. In January, the poli was the
es Wag'dnte t delight.eArtlging iat "
was equally divided. even close. It was such a rare lux -
Perhaps if the public knew more ury,'reserved for the hottest of
about Mulrony's intentions the skep- , summer days, that I still
ticism would disappear. Until Canadians antics tbef §alivating for hours in
PPe anticipation
know what is at stake, the mistrust sur- And that has shaped my at-
• rounding Mulroney and free trade with
the United States will continue to grow.
Mitchell Advocate
"BEEN HERE LONG?"
I scream for...
Birdbrains
After three years of observing
guinea fowl at close range, have
concluded that the first person to
domesticate the crazy creatures
coined the term "birdbrain".
Though guineas look as if they
guard the wisdom of the ages
behind their obsidian -like eyes,
those pointed, tufted heads leave
little room for much gray matter.
Over -endowed' lung capacity
compensates for the paucity of
brainpower. A guinea in full voice
.can drown out all other sounds
within a half -mile radius. And the
sound is tuned to the high end of
the dial at the slightest
provocation.
My first pair of -guineas, a gift
from an interviewee, took off like
rockets the first time 1 opened the
door of their house to feed them.
I had not been prepared for such
- ingratitude, or such mastery of
flight.
The birds did not travel far.
The next day our German
neighbour was astonished to sight
a pair of weird grey birds with
white heads crowned in red and
adorned with feathery black in
his tall evergreens. When the pair
began using the top beams in his
machineshed as their indoor
privy, decorating'his combine in
colours other than those ordain-
ed by the manufacturer in the
process, our neighbour warned
that if something wasn't done
guinea fowl would become as ex-
tinct in our little corner of
Tuckersmith township as they
already were in northern
Germany.
'One bird just disappeared, and
the other joined more of his
species on a nearby farm.
My second pair were also a
gift, bought by a friend to save
them from being sent to the Kit-
chener market. These, knowing
nothing previously but a cage,
were not skilled aviators. They
ran around with our rooster and
hens, bearing an astonishing
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likeness to armoured cars equip-
ped with periscopes as they mar-
ched around our property.
The female was much smarter
than the male, who didn't have
enough sense to come in out of the
rain. Often as night fell he would
run frantically back and forth
right past the henhouse door,
while his mate called from
within.
We named the male Boy
Geo%ge because he was either
sexually ambivalent or very
discreet. (Our rooster leaves no
room for doubt as to who is in
charge of his harem.)
We discovered the female dead
one morning. We thought Boy
George would be inconsolable; as
we had heard tales of guinea fowl
dying of broken hearts under
similar circumstances. No such
luck. He dociley accepted hi4
fate, and meekly joined the
chicken flock.
Taking compassion on the poor
creature, 1 bought him some
companions - another male and
three female guineas - at a cost
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of $5 each. Remembering our
neighbour's admonition, an addi-
tional $35 was invested in chicken
wire to completely enclose the
run. I assured my husband that
once my birds started to produce,
we would recoup our investment
in no time.
Boy George carne to life. He
immediately began bullying the
other male. What else he did we
don't know, as he was still being
discreet.
This spring the females began
piling up eggs in a messy straw
nest. When the count reached 30,
one of the girls began incubating.
The fact she couldn't cover all
and had eggs sticking out in all
directions didn't seem to bother
her. She proved herself a worthy
mate to Boy George b'y abandon-
ing her task at the end of the third
week; seven days short of the
time required for guinea chicks.
.She simply got up and walked
away from her. responsibilities.
Fortunately, we had a broody
hen longing to be a mother, but I
wanted to make sure first that the
eggs were fertile. I broke one
open, and.terminated the life of
an embryonic chick. I -felt like a
Dr. Morgentaler.
The eggs had become chilled
during all the commotion, and on-
ly three chicks hatched a week
later. The hen accepts them as
her own. Maybe she will teach
them some sense.
A recent session with pencil
and paper has shown I'll not
recoup my investment this year.
In reviewing this sordid saga,
a terrible thought just struck me.
Who most deserves to be called a
birdbrain? Don't answer that! I
don't want to know!
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titude for life. Ice cream is pro-
bably my greatest vice. If it
weren't for ice cream, I would
weight 10 kilos less and live ten
years longer. Maybe 10 percent of
me is blubber created by moun-
tions of Neapolitan and
strawberry ice cream, my
favourite flavours.
I must have consumed an
average of a hundred pounds of
ice cream a year during my adult
life, say roughly three and a half
tons of the delicious mess thus
far. And that does not include
frozen yogurt.
I don't smoke (I never wanted
to). I could live for the rest of my
life without another alcoholic
drink (If I had to) . And I don't
chase women (they'rb too fast for
me). But my vice is just as addic-
tive as tobacco, just as calorific
as beer, and just as dangerous as
ladies.
I wish the government would
put a special tax on ice cream,
like approximately 500%. Until
about a year ago, the Centennial
Restaurant served jumbo cones
for 50 cents. Then the servings
got smaller, and the price
jumped to a dollar ten. Did th.
decrease my consumption? Nt
way. If taxes would drive the
price of an ice cream up to five
dollars, I might begin, to cut
down. As with everything else,
this, too, is the government's
fault. •
I would like . to hear from
PETER'S,w
POINT
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readers who have overcome the
ice cream habit. Tell me how you
did it! Write to me in care of this
paper. Don't wait till tomorrow.
Do it right now, this minute. You
might save my life. At least, you
might extend it by a couple of
years.
Is there an Ice cream Addicts
Anonymous somewhere? I'd
gladly join and pay a lifetime
membership. Are there pills you
can take to spoil the fun? Are
there psychoanalysts who
specialize in this particular
disorder? I'd like to stretch out on
their couch before it's too late.
If only I had been exposed to
ice cream in a normal fashion
when I was young. Instead it was
built up as the superlative
pleasure, the highest reward. A
trip to the ice cream parlour then
was the equivalent of a holiday in
Hawaii now. Practically
unattainable.
I remember dreaming of the
day when I could have anything
I wanted. Ice cream was right at
the top of my list. I've forgotten
all the other impossible dreams.
No, my kids will never have
this problem. Oh, they like ice
cream once in a while. But
they're not crazy about it like I
was. And still am.
By the way, I think that Cana-
dian ice Dream is the best in the
world. Sure, the Italians are
faznouse,for theirgelati. And I en-
joy their exotic flavours, their,
dainty wafers and their fancy tri=
Ie ebnes. I•ve tasted ice cream'
in about 30 countries, and I can
order it in 26 languages. But let
me tell you - remember, this is a
subject I know something about
- there is no place in the world
where the ice cream is as rich,
creamy and wholesome as in
Canada.
In fact, Canadian ice cream
producers should export their
products all over the world - peo-
ple would lap it up everywhere.
Here is an idea for export
development. Scandinavia is
famous for its furniture, Argen-
tina for its corned beef, Japan for
its cameras, and so on. Why
couldn't Canada become world-
renowned for its ice cream? Peo-
ple already have this notion of a
country in perpetual ice and
snow. We should capitalize on
that.
Maybe by sending the stuff
overseas, it'll become more
precious and expensive at home.
Maybe even unaffordable. And
then maybe I'll be able to save
myself from early extinction.
From digging my grave with my
tongue.
Maybe the day will come when
I won't have pink and brown
stains on my shirt front and tie.
When I can kick the ice cream
habit. What do you think?
Now that's living
Last week I was talking about
the independent spirit which ex-
ists among rural and small-town
people and I got thinking about
why I like living way out in the
country five miles away from .a
store when I want a bottle of pop
at ten o'clock at night. Where we
live is not convenient to pglice or
fire trucks or ambulance service
or shopping malls or arenas. You
name it. We have to drive to it or
have somebody drive it to us.
Sounds a little foolish doesn't it
when one could have everything
at one's fingertips?
Well, let me tell you about a
night we spent in a Toronto motel
recently, not too far from Thor-
nhill, one of the nicer residential
areas in the city. It was a hot
summer night and as the air con-
ditioner was not workinig very
well we had to open the windows
and leave the curtains spread
apart also. Although there were
no direct lights outside the win-
dow, street lights and the general
glow of apartment and store
lights from all around kept the
room very bright.
The 401 highway was about
four blocks away and there was
a constant rushing noise all night
much like a subdued Niagara
Falls. Occasionally you could
hear a siren in the distance.
The smell of diesel fuel came in
the windows mixed with the not
unpleasant odour of french fries
By the
Way
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Syd
Fletcher
from a nearby restaurant. That
night, because of the humidity
and low air pressure, the smog
hung fairly low over the city and
although you could see the moon
and a few bright stars, the only
truly visible things in the sky
were the big spotlights on the 747
jumbo jets which came over at
aboutone minute intervals till
around eleven o'clock.
I could mention the one hour
traffic jam which we had been
locked into the previous night and
the higher rates of insurance
which all city dwellers enjoy but
I won't really get into that.
When I drive my sixteen or
seventeen odd miles to work I
might meet ten or twelve other
cars. There is never a traffic in-
terruption of any sort unlike the
city where I would be driving
bumper to bumper, temper to
• temper with thousands of other 40
frustrated drivers.
If I choose to turn my stereo up
a little I don't have an irate
neighbour calling the police to
complain.
If I have lived and worked in a
rural community for most of my
life most of the people in that
community will know me or at
least know of me. That is a
reassuring thought in a society
which tends to number people
and make them unknown,
faceless persons.
And finally, when I walk out of
my front door on a hot summer's
night I can hear a lot of crickets
scratching out their song and a
big old bullfrog grunting over in
the neighbours pond and I can
see every star in the sky, as close
almost as a big white -dotted
black carpet.
Now that's living!
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