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Never please everyone
The question of Sunday shopping will
probably never be answered to ,the
satisfaction of everyone.
Given the public's need for access to
certain retail items on Sunday, the main
alternatives appear to be either throw all
the laws out the window and allow
retailers to make their own decision er
enact legislation that would provide a
clearer definition of what would be con-
sidered "essential" services. The latter
would have to be accompanied by
stricter law enforcement and penalties
that would eliminate any financial incen-
tive to break the laws.
As the Progressive Conservative task
force on extended shopping hours recent-
ly determined, there are many convinc-
ing arguments on both sides of the issue,
but the bottom line appears to be that ex-
tending shopping hours will in no way
bring any appreciable increase in retail
sales volume, jobs or economic benefit to
any segment of society. Those retailers
now enjoying increased sales volume by
staying open on Sunday are simply
beneficiaries of a significant competitive
edge over those who are closed.
The laxity of the present rules- was
perhaps'best exemplified by thesubmis
siorr4 that it is possible to buy por-
nographic magazines in one community
on Sunday, while a nearby book store
which sells Bibles is forced to be closed.
The current laws also allow some
municipalities to designate retail outlets
as services for the tourist industry so
they cart stay open, but there are many
varied interpretations of that law that
need closer scrutiny and better
definition.
While the task force supported the
general principle that a common pause
day should be maintained they fellshort
of providing many plausible methods of
achieving that goal; no doubt leaving
some ammunition for the fight that will
ensue when the government does tackle
the issue. •
Some local residents will recall that
a couple of decades ago, Exeter service
station operators met the need of the
motoring public for Sunday service by
drafting an agreement whereby each
took a turn at staying open on Sunday and
through the evening hours during the en-
suing week.
That obviously was at a time when
there were other things more important
to people than the jingling of cash
registers. Ironically it also signalled the
start of extended hours on a cooperative
basis that has now mushroomed in.$R a
fiercely, competitive battle on all fronts
that can only ber equitably, solved by
throwing out all the rules or making new
ones that give no retailer -any advantage
over his competitor, no matter how great
or small that competition may be.
Incredible indeed
In advising.that her ministry has just
recently provided grants of $1,607,692 to
music, dance and theater groups across
Ontario, Dr. Lily Munro said "that tells
me the arts community is a going con-
cern, one which needs a helping hand but
not a crutch to support it."
The organizations supported by the
ministry of citizenship and culture are in -
d d "going concerns". In fact, money
f om the provincial treasury is going to
send groups to Yugoslavia, . Banff,
Greece, Texas, Japan, Europe,
Australia, New Zealand, British Cblum-
bia,•England, Chinh, California, Mexico,
Central and South America and
Washington.
At the same time, the ministry of
tourism and recreation has announced it
will spend untold millions of Ontario tax
dollars in an attempt to attract tourists
from most of those same places under the
new "Ontario Incredible" slogan.
Part of that advertising will focus on
extolling the merits of Ontario's cultural
activities. The problem is, of course, that
most of those activities are heading
abroad.
The only real entertainment visitors
to the province will enjoy is watching the
tears from those who have .to stay at
home because they didn't get included in
the travel grants so generously made by
Dr. Munro.
There will be some cultural groups
left in Ontario to entertain and they'll
certainly be able to put their best foot
forward. About $50,000 of Dr. Munro's
giant gift will purchase new uniforms for
a variety of groups. It remains to be seen
whether that will enable them to sing or
play better.
Taxpayers who may question the
government's gifts may find some of
their answers- forthcoming when the
World Encyclopedia of Contemporary
Theatre is published. Dr. Munro has
given that publication a $215,341
donation.
Ontario Incredible indeed!
Don't underestimate
last week I talked about an
organization called CADA or
Citizens Against Drug Abuse.
This group launched an attack
against Eva McMann. Eva
became the object of their atten-
tion when, despite her world-wide
fame as a rock singer and ac-
tress, she accepted an invitation
from the students' council at her
old high school to perform the
songs from her album 'Per-
sonae'. Indeed, she generously
consented to sing free of charge
and imposed two wise conditons:
that only the school's graduating
class attend the dance and the
student council guarantee the
strict enforcement of all school
rules.
The national press picked up
the story which was read by
CADA members who decided to
listen to her album. To their sur-
prise they found that the lyrics of
the most popular song described
with poetic rapture the physical
s
pleasure experienced by a girl
'high on cocaine'. CADA, believe
ing that Canadian teenagers
regarded Eva as a role model
and ideal best friend, drew up a
By the
Way
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Fletcher
plan to stifle her influence and
sent it to all local branches.
The princial and staff of Eva's
old high school received letters
from CADA parents threatening
to keep their children at home
until her appearance was
cancelled4-
It was cancelled.
They went further. Ads were
taken out in many community
newspapers urging people to
boycott businesses which sold
Eva's records and videos, and to
cancel subscriptions to
newspapers and magazines
which,published storiesalouther
life and career. TV and radio sta-
tions which carried her songs
were picketed.
Did it work? You bet it did.
Teenagers in Europe, Asia, Latin
America, and the U.S. continued
to idolize her but within a few
short months teenagers in
Canada had nearly forgotten her.
Incidentially, Eva took it so
seriously that she decided to sue
CADA because she said they
were taking away her artistic
freedom of speech.
The results of that court case
will be an interesting one, but in
the meantime never
underestimate the power of
parents working together in a
common worthwhile cause.
t
Not
The first Canadian industrialist
to receive a jail term for his
firm's polluting claims that such
a sentence is a nightmare and
something one would expect in
Russia, but not Canada.
Technically, Keith Alexander
of Jetco Manufacturing was
sentenced to the jail term for con-
tempt of court, for ignoring
repeated court orders to stop
polluting.
One can sympathize with the
man town extent because it was
indeed surprising that the jail
term was handed down. Having
been convicted on similar
charges no less than 69 times
since 1974, Alexander had every
right to assume that the 70th time
would merely have resulted in
another fine.
However, he made the mistake,
of making public his attitude that
the 07,960 in total .he had been
fined=dobthose 68+otheri occur-
rences was considered as part of
his operating costs.
Those costs also took a'substan-
tial jump when ' Mr. Justice
Robert Montgomery added a fine
of $200,000 to Alexander's firm for
dumping cyanide, nickel, copper
and other illegal substances into
a municipal sewer.
Unfortunately, too many Cana-
dians probably consider fines for
polluting as part of the cost of do-
ing business, without considering
the ramifications of their acts.
Obviously, courts also have
been prone to keeping the
penalties too low and thereby fail-
ing to disuade polluters from con-
tinuing their practices. In Alex-
ander's case, the 69 convictions
and fines were not enough to con-
vince him to seek alternative
methods of disposing of the
chemicals from his electroplating
company.
The Toronto man suggests that.
enough jails
•
if his appeal is unsuccessful and
he does end up in jail, every other
manufacturer in his industry in
this nation should join him there,
because they too dispose of their
chemicals in the same manner.
That other industries are not
faultless will not come as any sur-
prise to those who read the two
Batt'n
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...with
The Editor
comprehensive reports on the en-
vironment released recently in
Ottawa: They indicate; or
perhaps reinforce,the knowledge,
that Canada's natural environ-
ment is in a mess.
While most of us assume that
means the heavily industrialized
centres of the nation, that is just
not so. The problems range
throughout the nation and even
touch polar bears, most of whom
live in areas which it had been
assumed were relatively free
from man-made pollutants.
Essentially, the reports pro-
claim, Canadians are ruining
their drinking water, destroying
the land, poisoning the air, losing
fish stocks, killing plant life and
letting whole forests die.
In short, we're slowly commit-
ting suicide, although in the con-
text of the time factor, the speed
'by which that end is being achiev-
ed has been moving at an alarm-
ing pace in the past half century.
We now accomplish in a few
hours what took days a few
decades ago or weeks when our
forefathers were cutting down
trees to make room for
smokestacks in the nation's for-
mative years.
Much of the damage is beyond
repair. More damage will be done
before any remeidal action will
be taken.
* *
However, before youump on
the bandwagon to demand
tougher fines for polluters or sug-
gest that' they should all be
thrown in jail, consider the fact
that there aren't enough jail cells
in the country to hold all those
responsible for pollution because
the list basically encompasses
the entire population.
In fact motor vehicles, which
most people drive, are the largest
single source of air pollution in
the nation; a probletn increased
by the fact many fail to' get
necessary tune-ups or burn lepd-
ed fµe
OurhOrn,c4; offices, industries
and farms contain an ever-
inceasing number of products
that are damaging to the environ-
ment and harmful to human
health. Careless or inconsiderate
use augments the poisonous com-
pounds that release con-
taminants into, the soil, air and
water.
While it is evident that th?
government and the courts must
get tougher with major polluters,
it is also clear that everyone must
become more aware of his/her
responsbility to protect the
environment.
This is environment week in
Canada and the motto "It's up to
ALL of us" is one that should be
seriously considered because it is
abundantly clear that a conti-
nuance of the present. . ractices
employed by most .. s I e adds up
to a mess that is quic ly turning
into a disaster.
Multitude of thumbs
Assembly instructions always
give me a nervous rash. I break
out in a cold sweat, even before
I open the package containing
things I have to put together...
I was born with a multitude of
thumbs. And whatever side of the
brain it is that solves mechanical
problems, it's the other side that
functions in my head.
Way back in the golden days
you went to a store, saw an arti-
cle you liked, bought it, took it
home and used it. But somebody
figured out a way to make more
money. Now instead of selling
you an article, they sell you a
bunch of parts and an instruction
sheet written in Japanese and
translated - in a fashion - into a
variety of languages including a
form in English.
"Place the bolt with the slot
through the base plate over the
ring with the bracket, making
sure that the clip under the
fastener is inserted before the
strap connecting the slide -pin to
the rod -wheel is slipped through
the loop around the holding-
anchor."
olding-
anchor. "
So when I bought the desk
lamp, I asked the clerk: "Does it
come assembled?" "Yes," he
said, "all you have to do is to stick
a couple of screws through some
holes. A child could do it in five
minutes."
Past experience has taught me
that what takes a child five
minutes will take me an hour. It
looked like a nice lamp, and I
figured it was worth an hour's
frustration.
When I got home, I took the
carton to my office and opened it.
I reached in to get the lamp out.
There was no lamp. What I had
purchased instead was a collec-
tion of rods, springs,- plastic fit-
tings, a shade, a bag of nuts and
bolts, oh yes, and a two-page in-
struction sheet.
I should have followed my im-
pulse to drive bck to the store and
dump the lot in the manager's
lap. But an inner voice told me:
"Come on, you can do it. Just
PETER'S
POINT
•
follow the instructions step by
step. It's only a simple lamp, for
Pete's sake."
I had been led astray by that
voice on previous occasions, and
once again I fell into the trap. I
went to the basement to get my
tools. I spread the instructions
out on the floor and sorted the
compartments of my lamp kit.
This particular cluster of parts
had been made in Canada, so the
instructions were in English and
French only. There were seven
diagrams and one blurred
photograp of what the lamp was
supposed to look like if anybody
ever got it together.
I tried. l even succeeded to a
point, I managed to snap nylon
push -pin A through aperture 13,
and I was very proud of the way
I connected swivel arm F to in-
termediate tube H (as per
diagram 3). My problem started
when I couldn't get spring -holder
J to hold spring K as I fiddled
with U -bracket P that was sup-
posed to slide easily over bar Q
as per diagram 4. When easy
sliding was out of the question, I
applied couple of hammer blows.
That's when spring -holder J flew
all the way across the room,
while spring K sprung into my
face. In great pain I let go of twin -
bar Q, articulating several ex-
pletives that are definitely not fit
for a community newspaper.
I am still debating whether I
should abandon my project and
either return the mass of metal
and plastic to the merchant of un-
finished merchandise or turn the
job over to seven year-old Alex-
ander to see whether he could
salvage anything. After all, he is
doing remarkable things with
Lego. Maybe the clerk was right:
a child could do it in five minutes.
In the meantime I am storing
the embroyonic lamp in my
closet, next to my unfinished tie
rack and my incomplete exercy-
cle. That way 1 dont have to ad-
mit to anyone that I am unable to
follow simple instructions; that I
am a failure as an assembler.
I have managed to work
without a desk lamp all this time.
I'll be able to fumble in the dark
for another few years. Or maybe
I'll buy me an old-fashioned
candleholder and a supply of
candles. Before they are replac-
ed by candlemaking kits.