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Times•Advocpts,; March 1, 1986
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Stubbed his toe
Finance Minister Michael Wilson us-
ed his traditional new shoes to take a step
in the right direction with Wednesday's
new budget, but stubbed his toe while
taking that step.
His attack on the nation's soaring
deficit was essential and hopefully will
have the desired result of halting the
climb in interest rates and the precarious
position of Canada's sagging dollar.
While that attack was absolutely
necessary, its deployment was suspect.
Rather than moving to curtail the
run -away spending of the federal govern-
ment, Wilson chose primarily to throw
every Canadian into the firing line by in-
creasing taxes on incomes and a wide
variety of products and services. Some
of the income tax increases come on top
of earlier increases announced in his last
budget.
While he may argue correctly that
Canadians have to start paying for the
services provided by their government,
he failed to acknowledge that given the
choice, most people would prefer to see
a reduction in some of those services
rather than in their take-home pay.
That will become more pointed in the
next few months when the auditor -
general makes his annual report and
details the many areas in which the
federal government and its bureaucracy
waste money.
However, the battle plan has been
formulated for now and there is nothing
Canadians can do but dig deeper into the
tax trenches in which politicians have
forced them.
While Wilson is being lauded for his
attack on the deficit, it must be tempered
to an extent by the knowledge that it is
still being increased by almost $30 billion
and the war, is dearly a long way from
being won.
Needs promoting
While acknowledging that art cen-
tres, museums, live theatre, recreation
facilities -and the like should seldom be
expected to be self-sustaining, there is a
point at which the public cost has to be
considered in relation to the benefits
gained.
Certainly, that must be the case with
the Huron County Pioneer Museum at.
Goderich. County council last week ap-
proved a budget of $151,500 for that in-
stitution and the questionable aspect is
that only $16,000 has been estimated in
admission receipts for the year.
That represents about 10 percent of
the operating cost and appears extreme-
ly low in comparison to what other public
institutions are expected to generate for
their existence. In particular, the
revenue generated:, in relation to the
employee and administration costs: of
about11,25,000iappear out of liner " '
There should be several remedies,
among them reducing the staff and
operating hours in keeping with the
number of patrols, or increasing the
patronage through some promotional
effort.
Huron county councillors need look
no farther than the Lambton museum
neat Grand Bend to see some of the
methods used to attract more customers
through a variety of special events that
help bring that museum to life and make
it a more viable and interesting part of
the community it serves.
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Wil,
Chcfrities broaden scope
Charity begins at home, or so
the adage goes, but more and
more it appears that large cor-
porations (and even some small
ones) are attempting to cash in
on charities.
Hardly a week goes by, it
seems, but what a press release
arrives on my desk announcing
that a firm or group has joined
ranks with a charitable organiza-
tion in fund raising efforts.
On the surface, the schemes
are most commendable. But on
closer examination, there arises
the question of just how
charitable the firms are.
The reason for looking these
apparent gift -horses in the mouth
is based on the fact that their
donations are tied directly to con-
sumer participation.
For each product purchased,
the firm promises to donate a
percentage of the sale to the
charitable organization. So, if you
buy a turkey in March, the turkey
producers will turn over a 1Ot
donation to the Ontario March of
Dimes.
Canadian Turkey Marketing
Agency chairman William
Chrismas said he was en-
thusiastic about the fundraising
effort, anticipating it could raise
as much gra $100,000 to go towards
assisting physically disabled
adults in Ontario.
That's only one example of the
promotions being undertaken by
the various corporations and
groups and it is interesting to note
that the Canadian Turkey
Marketing Agency's mandate is
"to ensure an adequate supply of
turkey to the Canadian market
and to promote the consumption
of turkey in Canada".
The question must be asked
whether the enthusiasm of the
chairman is geared more to the
prospect of fulfilling the latter
part of that mandate as opposes
to swelling the coffers of the On-
tario March of Dimes.
In effect, it is the consumers of
turkeys who will be contributing
the money to the March of
Dimes, and while the CTMA
makes no bones about the fact the
idea is to promote the sale of
turkey, a lOt per bird donation
does not appear overly generous
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as it represents less than a one
percent share of the sales to the
charity.
Granted, any donation to such
a worthwhile venture is commen-
dable, but when charities lend
their status to certain groups in
the market place, they should be
well aware of the ramifications.
Other members of the food
chain, who normally donate on a
voluntary basis, could see the tie-
in as unfair competition and turn
their charity dollars elsewhere.
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There is no intent to single out
the turkey producers in this new
promotional game that is being
played. As stated, every week
brings an announcement of some
group joining forces with a chari-
ty to promote its products.
Among them was a recent full-
color booklet from the Variety
Club of Ontario which contained
63 coupons from a host of national
brand products. The foreward
suggested that if everyone who
received the booklet was to use
just seven of the coupons, the
Variety Club would raise over
$1,750,000 for the children of
Ontario.
Premier David Peterson even
had a full-page message in the
coupon book extending his
"warmest best wishes" for the
success of the venture.
In addition to offering dis-
counts with the use of the
coupons, the manufacturersgive
15t to the Club for every coupon
used.
Again, the consumers are pro-
bably contributing as much as
the manufacturers to the charity
and should look upon their use of
the coupons in that light.
While I have no doubt that
many of the firms contribute
voluntarily to some of the
charitities above their promo-
tional use of those charities , the
proliferation of the schemes
tends to suggest that some may
be more intent on boosting their
own sales and image.
Some at least are up front by
noting that the donation is made
on your (consumer) behalf" and
that puts the credit where it is
deserved.
While charities must look to
every possible avenue for the
funds for their worthwhile work,
their move into the competitive
nature of the market place should
be undertaken with some caution
to ensure their name is not being
used primarily for the sales pur-
poses of the manufacturers
involved.
Somehow, the story of the
widow's mite comes to mind
when some of the firms extol the
merits of their charitable
assistance and gloss over the fact
they are benefitting directly
through the consumers'
purchase.
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A vicious attack
I have been viciously attacked
by a pint, or shall I say by 250 ml.
of yogurt. It caused the worst
damage to our house since the
toilet bowl eatploded last October.
The kitchen was turned into a
diSaS'ter area: 'ft 'IYadugt'been
cleaned. So naturally, the attack
came at a time like that.
Everything had been spotless:
'the counters gleamed. The floor
sparkled. Yes, the kitchen had
been singled out as a perfect vic-
tim by this cowardly, mysterious
substance.
I had opened the yogurt con-
tainer and placed it on the
counter top, at least three inches
(7.5 cm.) from the edge. Then I
opened the fridge to pull out a jar
of strawberry jam to mix with
some yogurt. I do sometimes
treat myself to a little snack that
way when my wife is at an even-
ing meeting. One of my very few
vices. A person has to have some
fun.
Suddenly, without provocation
or warning, the yogurt container
jumped forward and leaped onto
the kitchen floor, bottom up. The
contents, after this three foot (90
cm.) drop, splashed upwards and
in all four directions, dividing in-
to 17 million molecules.
I had never seen the likes of it.
It wasn't natural. I swear that I
hadn't come anywhere near that
yogurt container. I'm wearing
bifocals, but I'm not that uncoor-
dinated. No, this was clearly a
malicious, spiteful, treacherous
act of devilry. It happens to me
all the time.
The floor had acquired 800,000
patches of white. And there were
300,000 on each cupboard door.
Five hundred thousand- give or
take a couple thousand- on the
outside of the fridge. Now for the
inside story. The stuff had splash-
ed right.. .into the fridge door,
covering ' every.. jar, :every
package, every bar on every grill
in that machine: The walls were
oozing yogurt. The stuff was ac-
tually running down in little
The
Peter
Hesse!
Column
rivulets. Mercifully some of it
had actually dripped right into
the garbage container. But the
garbage container was also ooz-
ing with yogurt on the outside.
OK, I know when I'm beaten. a
I give up,"
I said looking up at
the ceiing.I usually look at the
ceiling or at the sky when ad-
dressing Fate. "What do you
want of me? My living room? Go
ahead, destroy everything!"
But being the incurable op-
timist that I am, I already sear-
ched for a speck of fortune in a
quagmire of mystery. It could
have been worse. The house could
have been struck by a plane car-
rying a load of swine flu vaccine.
I do not panic easily in such
situations. I analyzed the state of
affairs, and planned my course of
action. I stripped dow to my
underwear and tipt to the
bathroom, leaving white foot-
prints behind me. I dumped my
outer clothes into the bathtub. I
tiptoed back to the kitchen to
review the site.
For a whileft considered ntov-
ing.' Just leaye everything the
way it 'was;' hire a professional
cleaning agency and emigrate to
New Zealand. Or should I call in
a TV reporter and a camera
team? Maybe I could sue
somebodyior damages? Had my
civil rights been violated? The
new Charter of Rights and
Freedoms can fix just about
anything. But it would probably
be too expensive.
I decided to sob silently for
several minutes. Still in my
underwear, I became aware how
grotesque everything was. I had
fits of hysterical laughter.
Then I rubbed and scrubbed
and washed and wiped and rins-
ed and dried. Three hours later,
the kitchen was clean again. I
was astounded to find that the
yogurt container was still half
full. From an optimist's point of
view at any rate. Quickly I ate it
all before it could jump again.
Then I mopped up my footsteps
in the hall and in the bathroom.
I threw my pants and my shirt
and my socks into the washing
machine. And then I rested. God
knows, I deserved to rest.
When my wife came home
from her meeting, her first ques-
tion was: "Why do you sit around
in your underwear?" Her next
remarks were even harder to
take: "What is wrong with the
kitchen? The place is a mess!
The floor is sticky, and there is
white stuff all over the window."
What do they put into yogurt
anyway?
Interesting results
Last week I mentioned Bill 82,
a law passed by the Ontario
government several years ago to
ensure equal quality of education
for all the children of the
province.
It is interesting to see the
results. Blind and deaf children
sit next to other kindergarten
children. Special teachers come
into the classroom to help or
teacher's aides are hired to assist
the regular classroom teacher
with the extra load that is put on
him/her because of the handicap-
ped child. New equipment such
as Braille writers are bought is
help with printing out seatwork.
Where these children might
have been sent away from their
families to places such as the
Robarts School for the Deaf at
ages when they should have been
with the security of their own
families, they are now allowed to
attend their own local schools.
if the child's disabilities are so
severe that they cannot be in a
regular class and require inten-
sive care, then that too can be
provided within school settings.
It is nothing new for trainable
retarded classes to exist in or-
dinary schools and for these
By the
Way
by
Syd
Fletcher
students to be included in many
of the schools' activities. Courses
have been laid out with very
clear-cut curriculum goals for
these children which teach them
basic words such as recognition
of stop signs, simple restaurant
menu words, basic colours,
rt
numbers and so on. I have been
constantly amazed by the quan-
tity of materials that these
children are able to absorb.
The Developmentally Han-
dicapped classes though, are a
new concept for the elementary
school system. These children
are among the severest cases
which can be found among
disabled children, some of them
having multiple disabilities of
retardation, blindness, and
deafness. Because of their
multitude of problems they re-
quire constant intensive care by
a very dedicated staff. The ratio
of adults to children in these
classes may be as high as 1 to 2,
and believe me, that ratio could
sometimes be viewed as a little
lower than ideal.
Next week I'll tell you about
some of the exciting things which
are happening in this field of
education, things which were
undreamed-of not that many
years ago.