Times-Advocate, 1986-01-29, Page 4Tim's -Advocate, January 29, 1996
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Doesn't work that way
Canadians in general, and members
of the federal opposition parties in par-
ticular, are being a little naive in think-
ing that prices at the gasoline pumps
should fall immediately in the wake of
drastic cuts in world oil prices.
It' is only reasonable that prices
should remain at current levels until the
current supply is depleted and the lower
priced product makes its way through
the three-month time frame from the oil
wells and refineries into the storage
tanks at retail outlets.
It is absurd to suggest that the sav-
ings should be passed along immediately.
After all, that only happens when the
price is going in the opposite direction.
Consumers know that when the oil prices
escalated in the past, the prices were in-
creased immediately.
It's the same in other commodities
too, it appears. No sooner has the
temperature fallen below the freezing
mark in Florida than the price of orange
juice on grocery shelves hundreds of
miles away is jacked up.. Companies
which sign new wage pacts add the in-
creases to products sitting in warehouses
or even in transit to wholesalers.
Surely by now consumers know that
the speed in increasing prices due to
higher factors is never comparable to the
speed by which prices arelowered when
there is a decrease in those factors.
Back a fighter
Area residents who may be waiting
to see the final list of celebrities before
deciding whether to buy a ticket for the
Lions Sportsmen's dinner, should now
know that the decision appears obvious.
It was made so by a picture on,last
week's front page in which this year's
Timmy was portrayed. Josh Watson, a
plucky seven-year-old, will have that
honor this year and his exploits and en-
thnsiasm should convince everyone that
attending the event to help crippled
children is worthwhile, regardless of who
may be on hand to speak from the sports
world.
Josh, despite suffering from spina
bifida, plays goal for the Exeter tykes,
enjoys horseback riding and sings in two
choirs.
Just being in the presence of such a
kid is worth the price of admission alone,
especially when the proceeds go to help
kids overcome their handicaps.
There was talk of Mohammed Ali
coming to the event this year. Perhaps
he was frightened off by knowing, he
couldn't compare with a fighter such as
Josh!
Some sun shines
Optimists have always subscribed to
the history that into every life'a little rain
must fall. Pessimists, on the other hand,
think that into every life a little sun must
shine.
Many people, it would appear, have
trouble seeing the sun these days but it
is there if you care to look hard enough.
For instance, while Canadians have
had to take a second look at winter holi-
day plans in view of the value of their
dollar, at least one traveller who cross-
ed the border to the south found that
there was a sunny side to the situation.
A trucker from New Brunswick,
stopped at a New Jersey toll. booth to
check his tires, was confronted by two
gunmen who demanded his wallet. The
pair made off with the $60 in American
Needs
If justice delayed is justice
denied. owner's of commercial
trucks in Exeter have some
justification for the intemperate
comments smite attached to their
recent opposition 10 parking
restrictions in the community.
The issue has already been
debated for far too long and the
smouldering feelings indicate
quite clearly that the planning
advisory committee's decision to
delay further on their recommen-
dation is not going to defuse the
situation.
Granted, studies 01 regulations
in other communities may be
beneficial. but they should have
been conducted Tong ago as part
of the initial stages of the c•om-
prehensite review rather than
moving solely to implement
terms of a bylaw received from
the ('ity of London.
(tddley enough, that bylaw
which establishes prohibitions on
measurement rather than weight
categories, appears to he more
severe than the existing regula-
tions in that it adds even more
owners to the list of those who
would he denied the right to park
at their residences.
Ironically. that's contrary to
the message some members of
Exeter council have been sending
out to truck owners. Al the
November ratepayers' meeting.
a }pill indicated that some coun-
cil members were in favor of
dropping the regulations entire
Iv. except in cases of hazardous
loads, while others indicated they
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money, but gave him back the $30 in
Canadian because they didn't want it.
Tourists should consider getting t -
shirts or hats made up with the message:
"I only carry Canadian money". It could
be the passport for safe passage through
even the highest crime centres in the U.S.
Those Canadians who have to stay at
home know that the rain tor snow) that
comes into their life carries a high acid
content, much of it stemming from the
industrial cities across the border.
A Sarnia man recently noted that the
sunny side of the situation is that the
Canadian Broadcasting Corporation
plans.,to create a superstation to beam its
signal by satellite to the United States.
Many would agree that there's no
better way to get even with the
Americans for sending us that acid rain.
to be resolved
would prefer at least to see less
restrictive measures.
Given the fact council
members will be making the final
decision on the issue, it would ap-
pear appropriate that council
give the planning advisory com-
mittee some indication of their
feelings at this stage, rather than
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after further delays and tinie-
consurning studies.
Members of both public bodies
should have no difficulty in corn-
preheriding the feelings of the
truck owners in town. Some of the
intemperate comments are dif-
ficult to justify, but indicate how
the situation is deteriorating
through the delays and the con-
flicting messages being sent out
by the elected and appointed
officials.
it's not difficult to sympathize
with members of the committee
and council as they attempt to
come to grips with the problem,
but it unfortunately is not going
to go away by merely delaying a
decision and in fact can only com-
pound until that decision is
reached.
While trucks are the issue, it is
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similar to most other controver-
sial items in that it boils down
strictly to human beings.
The comments from the truck
operators almost unanimously
suggest that none of their
neighbors find their vehicles ob-
jectionable and therefore find it
difficult to understand why any
type of restrictions are being
suggested.
The fact is, similar to most
other neighborhood activities,
those who complain often do not
have the courage (often justified)
to do so directly and are often
two-faced in indicating to their
neighbor they have no objections,
while at the same time relating a
different attitude to authorities.
That's a characteristic human
behaviour and one that adds to
the difficulty in reaching a deci-
sion that is fair to everyone.
it would appear that some of
the objectors do their own cause
some harm when they issue
lightly -veiled threats, make in-
congruous comments about being
imposed upon by the upper-class
or suggest they have the right to
do with their properties as they
wish.
The tone and stance used by
one party in a debate or discus-
sion often leads to the other par-
ty increasing that tone or stance
and obviously nothing is gained
by making disparaging remarks.
In fact, it usually results in a loss.
in the interests of all concern-
ed, the debate should be conclud-
ed as quickly as possible.
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Surrounded by wealth
Garage sales are quite the fad
these days. Many people make
them 'part of their lives. They
troop around town watching for
handmade signs and check the
ads in the classified section.
Drive around any small town
and you'll see a cluster of cars, in
front of a house. "Must be a wed-
ding or a funeral," you muse.
Then you see a pile of junk with
a horde of human magpies dar-
ting around it, snatching up bits,
beating each other to another
heap of rubble, like seagulls div-
ing and screeching for a slice of
french -fried spud.
It's no wedding. There are no
vows exchanged. except that you
takes what you gets, "for better
or for worse." It's no funeral, ex-
cept for those who pay six bucks
for something that costs three 10
years ago. It's a garage sale.
This phenomenon resembles a
mini -auction minus the auc-
tioneer. The garage sale allows
the proprietor (often abetted by
some of his neighbors) to get rid
of all the useless items overflow-
ing the garage, the tool -shed, the
basement and the attic.
It sometimes brings in two or
three hundred dollars to the ven-
dors, and the garage -sale
groupies go home all excited
because they have bought a
three-legged chair, a horse-
drawn sleigh, an umbrella with
only one spoke missing, or six
paperback novels for a dollar.
One of my contemporaries, an
habituee of these bizarre events,
was more than a bit
thunderstruck when he found at
one sale that he could buy text-
books from alar school, duly
stamped as such, dirt cheap. He
remonstrated with the owners,
pointing out that the books
belonged to the school and had
been stolen by their children, but
they'd have none of it. They
wanted cash.
So much for human nature.
These were taxpayers who had
helped buy the books their kids
had stolen, and now wanted to
sell them back to the system so
that other kids could steal the
books they were still paying taxes
for.
Back to the garage sales. There
is no suggestion of stealing here.
Both parties, buyer and seller,
are perfectly aware of what's go-
ing on. The seller is trying to get
rid of something he doesn't need.
The buyer is buying something he
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doesn't need. It's a classic exam-
ple of our materialistic age. We
want to get rid of some of the gar-
bage we've bought, and the buyer
wants to buy some more
garbage.
The epitome of a garage -sale
groupie would be a person who
goes to four garage sales, buys a
lot of junk, then has a garage sale
to dispose of it, preferably with a
small mark-up. But they're fun.
A friend of mine, who'll make
a bid on anything, even though he
doesn't know what it's for, has
bought two old-fashioned horse-
drawn sleighs. He has worked on
them until they are serviceable.
All he needs now is a couple of
beasts to haul the things. He'11
probably wind up with a camel
and a Shetland pony (and will
make a fortune hauling people
around when we run out of gas).
Well, I wish I'd had a garage
sale this past summer. First, I'd
have sold the garage, a venerable
institution. None of this electronic
eye, or press a button and the
door opens. It has a vast door,
weighing about 800 pounds. You
hoist the door and it slides on
pulleys and cables, and at the
right moment, on a good day, it
stops rising at the height to tear
off your radio aerial. Tho
balances filled with sand, aren't
quite enough from crashing down
on your hood, but I've fixed that.
To one, I've added an axe -head,
to the other, a quart of paint.
Perfect balance. A real buy.
Behind the garage is a sort of
tool shed. I say "sort of", because
when I've sailed into the garage
on a slippery midwinter day, I; ve
sometimes gone an extra foot and
crashed into'the tool shed, which
now leans about 35 degrees to the
north. .
I'll throw ip the tool shed with
the garage. tut not its cont its.
Migawd, the stuff in there'w' uld
bug the eyes of either an antique
dealer or a garage -groupie.
We have garden tools in there
that haven't been used since Sir
John A. MacDonald's wife told
him to get his nose out of' that
glass and go out and stir up the
garden.
We have at least four perfectly
good tires for a 1947 Dodge. We
have enough holy tarpaulin (or is
it holey? I've never known) to
build a theatre under the stars.
There's a perfectly good set of
golf clubs, a wee bit rusty.
There's a three-legged garden
tool that must have come over
with Samuel de Champlain.
There's a three -wheeled
lawnmower (mechanic's
special). Six hundred feet of
garden hose that a little adhesive
would fix.
And many more, too
miscellaneous to mention. And
that's only the tool shed. Inside
the house, we have eight tons of
books, left by our children. The
attic is going to come right
through to the kitchen, one of
these days. How about a copy of
Bhagavad-gita. 1,000 pages, at
$1?
Man, 1 wish 1'd got this idea off
the ground about six months ago.
Anyone interested in an iron crib,
sides go up and down, filled with
$300 worth of broken toys, exotic
paintings, some records and a
hag of marbles?
Who needs to retire, with all
this wealth lying around?
A preacher's kid
}laving been raised as a P.K.
(otherwise known as a preacher's
kid) I am in pretty good position
to know that a minister's job is
nothing like the 'one day a week
of work' job that some people toss
out as a testing remark
sometimes. That hour or so that
the preacher spends up there in
the pulpit each service translates
automatically into at least three
or four more in preparation time
beforehand if things are going
well, and even longer if the main
ideas don't come to hand readily.
The time in the church on Sunday
though is just the tip of the ice-
berg though for most pastors.
Weddings, funerals, hospital
visitation, counselling are just a
few of the things they are ex-
pected to do, not to mention sit-
ting on church committees, help-
ing with young people groups,
speaking at local schools and so
on. This list is endless. All of
these things add up to very busy
schedules and limited time for
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Het( her
family life Since many members
of the congreation tend to think
that the minister should he com-
pletely available whenever they
need him. Fortunately there are
many others who value their
minister and show this love in a
caring attitude toward him.
And of course, the minister
would not be in his job if he didn't
feel that getting up at 2:30 a.m.
to visit a dying parishioner was
not important and rewarding.
Many times I can remember my
father being in such cases and i
now that he felt that it was all
worthwhile despite the tem-
porary discomfort for himself
that might have been there.
While I'm talking about
ministers though i'll pass on this
joke about the one who came in-
to the pulpit. one Sunday with a
large hand -aid on his chin. He
remarked, "While shaving this
morning i was thinking about my
sermon this morning and i cut
my face."
A deep voice carne from the
hack row, "Next Sunday think
about your face and curt your
sermon."
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