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Snow adds dangers
Every season of the year appears
to have its allied risks, but probably
winter tops them all.
The accident last week involving a
local lad who knocked an icicle down
on himself, coupled with the incident
in a town near Ottawa where a
youngster was killed when she and
her parents were smothered by a huge
slide of ice and snow from a rooftop,
pointed out some of the dangers in-
herent with this season of the year.
All building owners should be con-
stantly on the lookout for accumula-
tions of ice or snow that could fall on
passersby.
The heavy snowfall of the past
few weeks has also added to the
dangers to which pedestrians and
motorists have been'exposed. Some
sidewalks have been blocked, forcing
people to walk on the roads, thereby
requiring extra vigilance. Huge
mounds of snow at intersections and
at laneways have cut visibility con-
siderably and necessitates extra care
and courtesy. People backing from
lanes or pulling away from intersec-
tions often have to traverse into the
path of incoming vehicles before they
can see them.
Soon, there'll be the ail nual slush
problems to be faced by pedestrians
as the snow melts.
Being hardy isn't always enough
to survive a winter in Western On-
tario. It is also necessary to be
cautious and on the look out for
dangerous situations.
.Patronage continues
-Pr-i-me-MinisterBrianMulroney- --
continues to make a mockery of his
party's condemnation of Liberal
political patronage appointments in
the last federal election.
Part of the support given the Pro-
gressive Conservatives came from the
people who were fed up with politi-
cians and party hacks getting the ma-
jority of plum jobs available in this
country and in plush overseas
postings.
Obviously, they were repudiated
in that support as the Conservatives
have demonstrated beyond any doubt
Caught in
"We are caught between a rock
and a hard place," claims Tony
Carlson of the Canadian Federa-
• tion of Independent Business in
discussing the fact that
premiums will soon have to
skyrocket for the Canada Pen-
sion Plan.
That increase, over the long-
term, could be as high as three
times. While we may bemoan
that fact, the reality is that it is
difficult to argue too strenuously
against it if many of those
presently in the employment
ranks expect to reap any benefit
from CPP when they retire.
The pension pot has developed
a sizeable leak and needs a fresh
infusion of dollars if those who
retire after the year 2005 hope to
get some pension assistance in
their golden years.
The dilemma is not unex-
pected. It has been abundantly
clear for some time that the plan
was in some difficulty as the
Baby 'Boomers move towards
retirement age. In • just a few
years there will be more pen-
sioners than people paying
premiums.
Some of the problem rests with
under -funding and the federal
government's lenient interest on
the funds from CPI' that have
been loaned to the provinces.
Increasing premiums, of
course, is not a particularly
beneficial move on the part of
any government, and so it has
been delayed to the point where
it is now going to hurt.
• •
Carlson's main complaint is the
fact that the increase will he
detrimental to his small business
cohorts at a time when federal
studies prove that virtually all
the growth in employment is
coming from fledgling small
firms.
Small ventures are generally
that-the3�--a
as Mulroney moves to reward his
friends with patronage positions.
The naming of former Ontario
, Attorney -General Roy McMurtry to
the cushy post as Canada's high com-
missioner to Britain is a blatant ex-
ample of patronage that must surely
erode Mulroney's credibility.
It may be his way of saying
thanks for McMurtry's personal sup-
port in the past, but is a slap in the
face to those who also gave personal
support on the clear indication that
patronage would be restrained..
a
between the rocks
more labor intensive and
therefore more susceptible to
hikes in payroll taxes such as
CPP. The result could be less
growth in employment than
anticipated.
CPP premiums are split 50-50
between employee and employer.
A three -fold increase would mean
each would be 'paying about
$1.140 a year, up from the present
$380.
While most employees will feel
some pangs from that $760 loss in
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buying power, the ramifications
are evert greater for employers.
Firms with some 30 employees,
for instance, would be looking at
an increase of about $23,000 a
year.
That's equal to one job which
won't be created because the
money is going into the pension
fund. In the worst set of cir-
cumstances, it could result in the
elimination of one job just to
meet that extra overhead.
Clearly, the government has a
tough decision to make, but fur-
ther delays will only result in
more massive increases when
they do come. And come they
must!
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The Canada Pension Plan is not
the only federal program gaining
considerable attention and
debate these days The excessive
demands being made on the
treasuries for old age pensions
and family allowances have been
debated for some time, although
it appears that the universality of
those two programs is going to re-
main as a "sacred trust".
Both, of course, were election
promises made by some politi-
cians anxious to gain favor with
the electorate many decades ago.
For politicians to remove them
now would provide them with
adverse reaction from today's
voting public, regardless of the
strong arguments against sen-
ding out cheques to many
thousands and thousands of
seniors and families across the
nation who clearly do not need
the money.
The Prime Minister referred to
the $500,000 -a -year hank presi-
dent getting family allowance,
while the same $500,000 -a -year
bank president can argue
realistically that he's paying for
the benefit and the government
has no right to cut him off without
doing the same for thousands of
other people.
What many fail to consider in
the argument is the cost of collec-
ting the money from the bank
president and then returning his
share to him.
The bureaucratic jungle
siphons Off a large chunk in ac-
ting as the middle man and helps
to keep the nation's debt load at
frightening levels that threaten to
place the next generation in dire
circumstances.
But politicians don't have to
worry about that generation.
They don't get to vote, and after
all, that's the bottom line when
politicians sit down to decide the
course on which they'll steer the
nation.
The fact remains, however,
that someone soon has to start
thinking about the future genera-
tion if that generation is to have
any future. Surely that must be
given some priority over costly
"sacred ti•tists".
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"He must have heard 'cold enough for you?' once too often."
A few intriguing
questions
Nothing overwhelming this
week, as usual. Just a few ques-
tions, a few suggestions, and a
note of regret.
First question: Why are the
Toronto Maple Leafs?
Second: How come Jane Fon-
•
Mason and Richard Burton didn't
reply to my invitation to my New
Year's party?
Answer: It seems that the two
gentlemen, both fine British ac-
tors, had returned to dust in 1984.
And the post office must have
mislaid the ladies', merely
because I didn't have a street ad-
dress or an area code.
Mason was always good enter-
tainment, whether playing a silky
seductor or a menacing Gestapo
man.
But Burton! Ah, there was a
glorious flash across the stage
when he wasn't in his cups. That
magnificent voice, that could
move from a purr to a bellow in
a blink of an eye. He couldn't sing
or dance, but by George, he could
move you.
I saw him in Camelot, the
original version, with my wife.'
No. no. My wife was not in
Camelot. She was in an excellent
seat, beside me. But twenty years
later, we'd play the record and
both dissolve into wistful tears.
We saw him again in his daring
Hamlet, sitting in the midst of
about forty open-mouthed
teenagers, the girls literally
drooling. This was about the time
he first married Liz Taylor.
Burton led a life larger than life
and died comparatively young.
Just as well. He was burned out,
and would have been pitiful hang-
ing on as an aging actor, though
some have done it well. He made
movies for money, and never
made a great one. On stage he
was a shining sword. Good night,
sweet prince.
Another question. In all those
endless beer ads, which equate
the beverage with youth, good
looks, bronzed bodies, sex, boun-
cy music and FUN, none of the
participants is allowed to do
more than wave bottles around,
pour the stuff, but never drink it.
Yet, when a bunch of hockey
players, or those steroid
monsters who play football, win
a trophy, they are seen glugging
down champagne right on the
sere �,}.
Question. Can two live as
cheaply as one - an old adage? As
we all know, theanswer is no. But
I have another problem. Can one
live as cheaply as two? In my
Sugar
& Spice
Dispensed
by
Smiley
case the answer is again a re-
sounding no!
I throw out more food than my
wife used to serve to both of us
because it's gone a bit "iffy". In
other words, it's covered with
green mould, or smells like what
the Chinese refer to as "night -
soil".
I find bits of cheese you
couldn't crack with a hammer
and chisel. My soda crackers turn
into something resembling wet
blotting paper. The other night, in
despair, I bought a chunk of that
charred chicken they dispense in
supermarkets as barbecued or
broiled. Needing something to
choke it down, I looked in the
fridge. Ah, a jar of my wife's
home-made cranberry sauce. I
slathered some on, gulped a bit
and discovered the succulent
sauce was strawberry jam. It's
not so bad - strawberry jam on
charred chicken. I ate worse in
prison camp: turnip jam on char-
red toast.
But the food department is on-
ly one aspect of the problem. It
seems there is a tiny flaw,
perhaps a gap, maybe even a
void, in my managing of acounts.
As the bills come in, I toss them
carefully on the kitchen counter.
A few days later, it seems about
three, I gather them all up, and
pay them. Plus penalties for late
payments on the telephone bill,
the utilities bill, the Visa account,
and an insurance premium. If my
go there. There would be a lot of
explaining and plain lying to do.
Just this week, I came across
a document signed in Feb., 1984.
That means I hadn't drawn any
interest on this thing for a year I
was lucky the company was still
in business, though I drew some
peculiar looks from the ladies
who untangled the mess.
A suggestion. Read "God
Knows", by Joseph Heller,
author of "Catch-22", my favorite
modern novel, banned from most
high school English courses; I
don't know why. "God Knows" is
a hilarious and deeply moving ac-
count of the life of David, King of
Kings.
Unless you are an extremely
well-read person, you should read
it on your lap, with a copy of the
Old Testament on your knee and
the collected works of
Shakespeare on the other. The
Jewish Bronx to the great Psalms
of David. Solomon is portrayed as •
a dummy.
Finally, a note of regret.
Shirley Wittington, writer and
syndicated weekly columnist, has
left the field, and I am left alone,
heart murmur, enlarged liver,
arthritis, Old Uncle Tom Cobley
and all to totter on with the ban-
ner of weekly, subjective
columns.
Shirley, an old friend, has a
touch at the typewriter that is like
herself: witty, vivacious, con-
cerned, humane. She is a
mistress of the pun, and will
punish you with them to the
screaming point.
She didn't start writing serious-
ly until she had coped with a
family of four, but it wasn't long
until she was a real pro., turning
out light and serious articles on
a myriad of subjects.
Dirty trick, Shirley, to quit. But
goodnight, sweet princess of the
ink -stained page. •
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Memory - actually good
My staff likes to tease me about
the time that I scheduled a staff
meeting then forgot it myself. In
self defense I have to point out
that actually I have an excellent
memory and never forget the tru-
ly important things. Now I admit
that I end up at the convenience
store and buy two loaves of bread
instead of the milk that I was sup-
posed to get but you could hardly
call that earth -shattering, not
when you compare it to my
friend's little incident at a funeral
home.
As he got out of his car it was
raining so he rolled his trouser
legs up six or seven inches so Qat
they wouldn't get splashed on the
way in He and his wife went in,
shook hands with a number of
people, stood around talking with
the bereaved family for fifteen or
twenty minutes then decided to
By the
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Syd
Fletcher
leave. He thought people were
looking at him a little strangely
at the time but decided it must be
his imagination.
As he was signing the guest
hook he looked down and realiz-
ed that his pants were still rolled
up. I don't think his wife has ever
quite forgiven him yet for that lit-
tle lapse.
Then again he always comes up
with the time that a car flagged
them down on the 401 highway as
they were travelling along about
sixty Miles an hour. The man in
the other car was pointing fran-
tically to the top of their car. It
was then that his wife realized
that her purse was missing and
suddenly remembered where she
had left it.
You guessed it. Right on top of
the car. There's something to be
said for all that heavy junk that
some of the ladies carry around
with them.
I had something else to say but
I forgot what it was.