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Common courtesy
There may be times when no news is good news.
But that old adage doesn't hold true for members
of the special committee named by Exeter council over
two years ago to secure nursing care beds for the
community.
The committee has met with almost total silence
from the ministry of health and that can be more
frustrating than a negative response.
It is quite appropriate, therefore, that Mayor
Bruce Shaw and committee chairman Iry Armstrong
have fired off a rather terse communication to the
minister to get some action on the request.
While the deliberations involved in securing nur-
sing care beds are not totally open to public scrutiny
at this time, there is little doubt that the committee
members have been working hard and have a viable
proposition now before the ministry.
It is certainly not too much to ask that the proposi-
tion be considered and a response forwarded. That's
nothing more than common courtesy towards
volunteers who have been acting to correct a deficiency
in their community.
Seeking Mr. Bland
The Progressive Conservative leadership race in
Ontario is perhaps the most uninspired contest we've
seen in years. The four candidatesseem to be limping
from town to town, pleading for delegate support, yet
offering few refreshingly new ideas for better
government.
Part of the problem may be that it's tough to im-
prove upon the current government's status. There are
few loose ends in Ontario today. After 41 years of
uninterrupted rule, the Progressive Conservative
government has shaped a provincial government that
appeals to be a broad spectrum of political beliefs and
values. It recognizes the work ethic found in private
enterprise and personal incentive, yet buys part of an
oil company, and indulges in other forms of socialism.
Wewere told last week by a prominant local Tory
that in terms of satisfaction, 68 percent of Ontarians
believe their government is doing a good job. That's
the highest such percentage rating in the confedera-
tion. Prince Edward Island's PC government came in
second with 63 percent voter satisfaction.
The Ontario government tries to please the majori-
ty in any decision. If the people of Ontario weren't
ready to completely finance the education of thousands
of Roman Catholic children, you can be sure Premier
Bill Davis would not have agreed to such a program.
But you never know. The party and its government
are as enigmatic as the Progressive Conservative
name suggests.
Of the four candidates, it seems certain that
Attorney -General Roy McMurtry will not become
premier. The big guy has a reputation for not mingl-
ing well with his cabinet buddies, and his appeal to the
average voter is miniscule.
The real contest is between the three -Frank Miller,
Dennis Timbrell and Larry Grossman. Mr. Timbrell
is most similar to Mr. Davis, although Mr. Miller has
a kind grandfatherly image. And he's the only can-
didate from outside of Toronto. Ontario has never had
a premier from Toronto.
Mr. Grossman? He's the brightest, the best
organized, and probably would make the best premier.
But he won't be elected. He has the capacity to rock
the boat, to order too many changes. Mr. Grossman
doesn't fit into the bland, the uncontroversial image
a premier of this province has had for the past four
--decades.
(From The North Kent Leader)
OnIy a resolutions consultant
Returning to work after an extended
Christmas season is always frought with
some surprises, mostly unpleasant.
The initial shock is to find the desk pil-
ed high with an abundance of mail. I've
managed to lick that problem to quite an
extent this year. Before departing for the
festive season, the annual ritual of clear-
ing the desk was avoided.
That was a wise move. The expected
pile of new material was not there. Most
of it had fallen on the floor and can be
easily scooped into the wastebasket.
Not faced with the usual chore of sor-
ting through the mounds of material sent
out by public relations firms before they
went on holidays, the writer was able to
move quickly behind the typewriter to
start bashing out this first epistle of the
new year.
However, that was not without some
difficulty. 1 found that my arms had
shrunk and wouldn't reach the top row of
keys. The initial thought was that so-
meone had changed some of the furniture
but a closer examination revealed the tell-
tale cause. My girth had expanded so
much with festive delicacies that it kept
pushing the typewriter out of arm's reach.
i'll either have to join the local jogging
enthusiasts or head out to the cosmetic
department and purchase a set of those
glue -on fingernails to overcome the bat-
tle of the bulge.
The hope is that taking off that added
weight will be as enjoyable as putting in
on.
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Presumably, there will be others who
will have to make toning up some
stomach muscles part of their new year's
resolution list.
it's undoubtedly one of the most popular
on that list, although there is a suspicion
that new year's resolutions are not as
popular as they were. Many of us have
watched them be so quickly broken in the
past that there is little incentive to make
any new attempts.
.However, the new year does give each
person an opportunity to wipe the slate
clean in many ways and to strike out with
new vigour and enthusiasm to make life
more interesting and enjoyable.
The first part of the exercise, of course,
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
is to take some inventory of personality
traits and life styles to define areas in
which some improvement is required,
whether the latter be for one's own good
or those with whom he or she may be most
directly invoIv .' N
R is not an t'asy task, given the false
perception many have that improvements
are either unnecessary or impossible. it
takes a high degree of honesty as well as
some rather shattering soul-searching to
find the trouble spots.
One of the easiest ways to tackle the
situation is to have your family or close
friends and associates make a list of new
year's resolutions for you.
You may have to be thick-skinned to ac-
cept some of the suggestions for im-
provements outlined, but that's all a very
basic part of the challenge.
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Human behaviour experts advise that
the next important step after setting goals
is to establish what rewards you will get
upon attaining those goals.
An improved sense of pride will natural-
ly follow for those who set weight loss or
regular exercise as their resolution for the
new year, while an increasing number of
smiles may be the simple, but pleasant,
reward for those who plan to cut out some
aspect that others may find annoying
about them.
Being materialistic about new year's
resolutions can also pay dividends. if
there's 'somethingyouwant,thathas been
considered a luxury or frivolous, promise
yourself that item as a reward of ac-
complishiing the goal and you'll find it
helps overcome those periods when your
tenacity may be a low level and there is
a temptation to forego the whole exercise.
You'll find that the closer you get to the
reward, the easier it is to stay on track.
A popular method of accomplishing
new year's resolution goals is to make a
wager with a friend who has set the same
goal. The competitive factor is a strong
driving force that spurs most people to ac-
complish feats that they never thought
possible.
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Now that you've been encouraged to set
your standards a little higher for the new
year, what about the writer's own
resolutions.
Well, I've decided that while there are
areas needing improvement, I'll be con-
tent to serve in the capacity of a
consultant.
Of all the jobs in our society, there's
probably none as enticing. You give your
advice, collect the fee and ride off into the
sunset after leaving your customers to
fend for themselves if your advice turns
out to be erroneous.
Bet consultants never have to make
new year's resolutions!
He'll never forget it
Once upon a Christmas
time, there was a little boy
with a skinny freckled face
and big solemn blue eyes. He
was old enough to know that
there was something called
The Depression and that he
and his family was right in
the middle of it.
The Depression was
somehow connected with the
fact that pea soup and
homemade bread were very
often the staples for supper;
that he had to wear his big
brother's trousers, cut down;
that his Dad came home so
often looking very tired; that
on rare and terrible occa-
sions, he would come in and
find his mother, who was
afraid of nothing on earth, sit-
ting at the sewing machine,
with her head down on her
arms, crying.
But none of this bothered
him too much. Small boys are
very tough little characters,
for the most part. They can
adapt to almost anything. The
only things that really bother
them are the things that go on
in their heads.
And that was this kid's trou-
ble. For two years now, he'd
been wanting a pair of skates.
Oh, he had skates, but he'd
got so sensitive about them he
wouldn't even wear them any
more. They were an old pair
his mother had worn When
she was younger. They had
long tops, almost up to his
knees. He had to wear three
pairs of socks to fill them. His
ankles wobbled badly in
them: And every time he
showed up at the pond,
somebody would yell:
"Where'd ja get the girl's
skates?"
What he wanted was a pair
of real skates, tubes, they
called them in those days,
hockey skates, they're called
now. He had a hockey stick.
At the first game of the year.
`when the seniors were play-
ing, he'd had a real stroke of
luck. After climbing in the
window of the rink, in the
middle of the second period,
with some other kids, he'd
wiggled his way right down
beside the players' box.
He was just nicely settled,
and trying to peer around a
large, violent hockey fan in
• front of him, when one of the
players dashed up to the
bench with both parts of a
broken stick, and threw them
to the coach. The latter look-
ed around, straight into a pair
of beseeching eyes, and said:
"Here, kid, here's a stick for
you." With the help of his
Dad, who spliced the stick,
and some tape, he had wound
up with a dandy stick.
But no skates. He'd tried to
earn money for a pair, by
shovelling snow. The first
time out, he asked an old lady
if she'd like her snow shovell-
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and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
ed. She said yes. He shovell-
ed like a little demon for an
hour. He knocked on her door,
red in the face, and told her it
was done. She said: "and I
have something for you, for
your trouble." And handed
him a cookie. That soured
him on snow shovelling and
nice old ladies for some time.
All his other sources of in-
come: empty beer bottles,
scrap iron and old tires, were
covered by snow. He spent an
hour and a half siphoning the
money out of his penny bank,
with a knife. There was only
13 cents. His kid brother's
hank yielded only another 8
cents.
As the days went on, and
the other kids played hockey
on the pond, while he had to
pretend he didn't want to
play, the desire for skates
became more and more of an
obsession . A hundred wild
schemes went throught his
mind. to raise the money. All
sorts of stories, like the one in
which he sprang out and stop-
ped the runaway horse, and
the cowering driver, in
gratitude. gave him five
dollars, ran through his head.
It was Christmas Eve. He'd
delivered on his sleigtP a
basket of food his mother had
sent • to a family that was
down and out on the other side
of town. He'd done it, sullen-
ly, his inner eye seeing
nothing hut those feverishly
desired skates. He was walk-
ing home, down the main
street, looking in the bright
store•windows with envy and
despair in his heart, and kick-
ing viciously at chunks of
frozen snow.
Suddenly his foot struck
something that clinked. He
bent and picked it up. It was
a change purse. Excitedly he
opened it. There were two
two -dollar bills and some
coins in it. There was also a
receipt. It bore the name of a
woman he knew welt. She had
a useless bum of a husband
and a backyard full of kids.
"Boy, will she ever be glad
to get this back," mused our
hero, immediately making
himself the central figure in
a Christmas Eve drama in
which he returned the poor
woman's money as she sat
keening with her ragged
children in their freezing
shack.
His spirits lifted, he shoved
the purse in his pocket and
was off like a shot to return it.
He was tearing along, his
whole body tingling with
pleasure. Suddenly he stop-
ped in his tracks. There, in his
minds eye, was a picture of
himself gliding over the ice on
a new pair of tube skates,
with the rest of the kids try-
ing hard, but unable. to catch
him. And in the same second
came the realization that he
had enough money in his
pocket to buy them.
He walked on, for another
block, very slowly now. He
was sick with temptation. He
came in sight of the woman's
house. Satan was whispering.
He got to the door. Twice he
raised his hand to knock and
dropped it Then he tiptoed
down the steps and ran like a
rabbit back to the hardware
store, Nought the skates.
white-faced. and ran all the
way home, heart thumping,
stomach sick
He sneaked in the back
way, and was hiding the
skates in the woodshed. His
mother and father were talk-
ing in the kitchen. "That was
foolish, Dad," she was saying.
"You know we owe grocery
bills, and there's fuel to buy,
and we all need clothing." His
Dad answered: "I don't care
if were all starving by spring.
I know what it's like to want
something that badly."
The boy went around to the
front door, came in quietly
and crept off to bed, after
murmuring goodnight to his
parents. He didn't get to sleep
for a long, long time.
In the morning, his kid
brother excitedly dragged
him our of bed, to gedown
and look under the tree. He
was feeling wretched. He
knew there'd be nothing
under the tree but some nuts
and candy, and an apple, and
maybe a new suit of long
underwe r, wrapped in gift
paper. That was The
Depression.
When he saw the new
skates sitting there, his in-
sides gave a lurch. He knelt
beside them and saw the
card: "To Bill, with love.
Mother and Dad." When his
parents came down, he was
still on his knees, the tears
streaming down his face. His
Dad tried to joke him out of it,
talking about the great
hockey star he'd be.
it would be nice to end the
story by saying he told them
the whole story, the skates
he'd bought with the found
money were returned, the
woman got her money, all
was forgiven, and he never
stole anything again as long
as he lived.
But that's not the way it
was. He took the skates out of
the woodshed that night, ran
with them to the river, and
threw them over the bridge
into the black water. He
played hockey every day.
When summer came, he stole
apples, and grapes. as he
always had. Ile planned to
save all his money and give it
'to the woman whose money
he'd stolen. But he never got
around to it. Ile planned to do
something wonderful for his
parents, and never got around
to it
But he'll never forget that
Christmas as long as he lives
She's a new mother
I've been a housewife for
two weeks now. in those short
two weeks I've made real pro-
gress. I've gone from raking
leaves, to scattering salt on'
icy sidewalks to shovelling
snow.
i've also polished every
silver spoon, tray, gravy boat
and plate, copper tea kettle,
brass tea pot, candle holders,
bell and vase in the house.
Nothing is tarnished around
here - not even my view of
housekeeping.
On that note, i thought
perhaps f could turn this col-
umn into a "Household Hints"
column and share my fin-
dings with others who are full
time housekeepers for the
first time.
It's easier to vacuum the
dog once than the floor twice.
Vacuum the dog thoroughly -
with the upholstery attach-
ment on the vacuum and firm
wire brustrin the other hand.
Once that is complete, you
can vacuum the dining room
carpet, without fear of the
mutt following you around
leaving more hair than you
just picked up. if anyone can
explain why a dog who hates
having a bath loves to he
vacuumed, 1 would he quite
interested
Brand new towels. if they
are blue, will cover your en
tire laundry with blue fuzz
Husbands may not like wear
ing white underwear covered
with light blue fuzz. especial
ly on the night they play
hockey. it is easier to re -wash
all the non-hlue items in the
laundry. rather than try to
remove the blue fuzz with a
Miracle Brush. After the
wash and dry. remember to
Mary's
musings
By Mary Alderson
clean the lint trap on the
dryer - it will now be full of
blue fuzz Don't have a
household hint for lint trapp-
ings vet Any suggestions?
if your husband has a
nosebleed al 1 00 a m when
you would rather he sleeping,
make sure you hand him a
kleenex That is much easier
than getting up at 1:10 a.m
to rinse the new bed spread in
cold water However. if you
let the icy cold water run over
the bed spread, the stain will
wask-rtght out with no perma-
nent marks. So there's no
need to get upset - much.
Once the housework is com-
plete, you might like to have
some friends drop in. it is a
known fact That as long as you
are sitting around in a neat,
tidy house, no orx• will drop in.
1f you want friends to come
for a visit. just try waxing the
kitchen floor. First move all
the chairs. bird cage, etc in-
to the living room and dining
room, making a mess in all
three areas. four the wax on
the floor. That will guarantee
the door bell will ring
By the way, if you are nine
months pregnant, there is no
need for the hands and knees
approach to floor waxing
There is a great new inven-
tion out - a long stick with a
sponge on the end of it
Times -Advocate Note A
new baby girl' Congratula-
tions Mary and Victor'