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Times -Advocate, December 18, 1985
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Starting to buckle
Will your salary be increased by
approximately 25 percent in the next
three years? If the answer is in . the •
negative you'd be advised.to consider
applying for one of the department
head positions with Huron County:
That's -the tyQe of increase the ex-
ecutive committee brought in for con-
sideration of the old council in
November, and in their cautious
wisdom, themolter was set over for
deliberation by the new council.
The increases recommended
would range from $13,182 for the
medical officer of health (bringing •
that salary to $70,694) to a mere $4,238
for the museum director who would
remain at the low end of the scale at
only $38,298: The other seven heads.
are somewhere in between in both in-
crease and total salary, the latter be-
ing $51,832 on average for the nine.
If approved, the salary increases
could in effect become justified
because the department heads would
have their workloads increased con-
siderably as the ratepayers of the
county finally buckle under the widen-
' ing gap between what they are ex- •
pected to pay and what they can
realistically afford.
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The medical officer of health
would have a sizeable problem with
the vast amount of undernourishment
and starvation rampant in the taxpay-
ing population; the social services ad-
ministrator would be deluged with
welfare cases; the clerk -treasurer and
his assistant would be swamped with
property tax default cases; the county
engineer would have to design walking
'paths instead of roads; the planning
director will have to come up with
-ideas on how-to use empty stores and
industries; the county librarid'n would
need special security to ptevent peo-
ple from using the books for fuel; the
museum director would be able to use
the entire county as a showcase for
future generations to clearly depict
what happens when .public sector
wages spiral beyond those in the
private sector from which tax dollars
are generated; and the Huronview ad-
ministrator would once again see his
establishment become known as the
"poor house" with Huron residents
lining up to get admission.
That scenario wouldn't become
reality in just three years, of course.
How long will it take? Ask your coun-
ty councillor!
Need style change
Last week Peter Trueman .of the
- Global TV network, commented on an
unusual occurrence in the House of
Commons, when one minister, during
question period, answered the Opposi-
tion members courteously and thank-
ed them for bringing up points which
he might have overlooked.
Just imagine! An exercise in
courtesy and intelligent discussion be-
ing worthy of television time. But isn't
it the truth?
We have often marveled at the
total lack of imagination displayed in
the House, particularly since televi-
sion cameras have been permitted t�
record the members' childishness for
Major story
This is the time of year people
are inundated with a variety of
year-end reviews, statistics,
awards and prognostications.
Some of them are .worthwhile,
while others border on the
ridiculous.
Unless you've been comatose
for the past eleven and a half
months, you'd have to agree that
one thing 1985 has not been is dull.
Almost daily, it would appear,
a major incident has occurred
somewhere in the world to attract
our attention. It's almost as
though the world was playing
"top that if you can" and no
sooner has the challenge been
issued it has been achieved.
On an international basis, our
attention has been drawn to South
Africa, Colombia, Geneva, Nor-
thern Ireland, Ethiopia and
numerous other places where
man and nature have taken turns
in creating havoc.
While some of those events
have tragically touched Cana-
dians both directly and indirect-
ly, there is little doubt that we in
this nation continue to escape the
frightening events which fre-
quently face people in many
other corners of this world.
Certainly, the year has brought
forth the usual number of per-
sonal or regional tragedies that
annually affect Canadians, but on
the whole we remain a most
favored populace where the trials
and tribulations pale con-
siderably in comparison to those
abroad.
• • • • •
There are, unfortunately, in-
dications that some of that is go-
ing to change in the year ahead
as it pertains to one of the major
causes of concern in this nation:
1
broadcast to the voters of the nation.
Seldom is a speaker allowed to
say his piece on any subject without
repeated interruptions from -across the
floor. If such blatant disregard for the
rules of procedure was ,to take place, -
even at a municipal council meeting,
the mayor or reeve would probably
have the offenders ejected •
The people who must provide the
money for public business transac-
tions..are left with only one conclu-
sion: many politicians are very much
more concerned about furthering their
own political -careers than they are
about providing sound, intelligent
government. Wingham Advance Times
will continue
that being on the agricultural
front.
Agriculture has dominated the
.news of the current year, par-
ticularly in areas such as ours
where it is the prime element of
the economy.
The problems being experienc-
ed out on the concession roads
have been gradually escalating
for the past five years and there
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%ith
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is little indication of any improve-
ment for the immediate future.
At last week's "outlook" and
neighboring "lookout" con-
ferences in Ottawa, the message
was similar: agriculture is en-
during very tough circumstances
-- perhaps the most difficult cir-
cumstances in 50 years.
While farmers are generally an
optimistic group who have
become accustomed to living
with the ups and downs of the
marketplace. there is little doubt
that the continual downs are star-
ting to take their toll in both
economic and psychological
terms.
The frustration that has been
building is turning to anger and
despair. as mirrored on the faces
of the tabacco growers who have
been protesting in Ottawa
' recently.
Many farmers have been
brought to their knees in the past.
but their fate has been given on-
ly slight notice by others around
them because it was not
widespread.
Now there is the reality that op-
timism is fading for many others
with the bleak picture confron-
ting them and the situation is
more and more taking on a
snowball effect that is threaten-
ing the resources and the resolu-
tion of larger numbers.
• * * • •
While many other Canadians
have been adversely affected by
economic changes in recent
years, farmers are in a unique
position. Few of those laid off
from jobs face immediate crisis
due to the cushion of unemploy-
ment insurance and few business
people who become insolvent lose
their personal possessions.
Farmers face the prospect of
losing not only their investments,
livelihood and a way of life, but
also their homes. The
ramifications of not weathering
the storm are staggering.
While farmers who till the rich
land of South Huron and North
Middlesex will, in general, be
able to claw their way through
the troubled times, there will be
some who will not and they need
the support of all segments of the
community to help them through
their disaster.
in many cases, insolvency is no
more preventable than other
types of tragedies that prompt
people to open their hearts to the
-victims.
M the .same time, civic,
business and social groups should
.understand what is happening to
the farm economy and realize
that it will be 7 major challenge
for all during the coming year.
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At least the gov't hasn't
decided to put wall-to-
wall carpeting in all
their offices
Of course not —
how could they sweep
things under the rug?
It's like a mirage
December is a trying time. For
one thing, it's so dang SUDDEN.
There you are, tottering along a
day at a time, thinking it's still
fall and you must get the snow
tires and storms on one of these
fine Saturdays, and throw some
firewood into the cellar, and get
some boots and replace the
gloves you lost last March.
Christmas is away off there.
And then - bang! - you look out
one morning, and• there's
December, in all it's unglory: a
,.bitter eag wind driving snow,
and a cold chill settles in the very
bones of your soul.
Winter wind as sharp as a
witch's tooth sneaks in around
uncaulked doors and windows.
One's•wife complains of the terri-
ble draught from under the base-
ment door. You investigate and
find that one of the basement win-
dows has been blown in and has
'smashed on the woodpile. You
clamber up over the wood, knock-
ing pieces off shins and knuckles,
and jam some cardboard in the
gap.
Creep cautiously outside, and
nearly bust your bum. There's ice
under that thar snow. Make it to
the garage, and find that your car
doors are all frozen solid shut.
Beat them with your bare fists
until the latter are bleeding and
your car is full of dents. Finally
get them open with a bucket of .
hot water and a barrel of hotter
language.
Slither and grease your way to
work, arriving in a foul mood and
with bare hands crippled into
claws, bootless feet cold as a
witch's other appendage.
Come out of work to go home
and find a half-inch of frozen rain
and snow covering your car, and
no sign of your scraper, and
another deep dent where some
idiot slid into your car door on the
parking lot.
1 could go on and on, but it's on-
ly rubbing salt in the wounds of
the average Canadian. Get home
from work and find that the fur-
nace is on the blink, and the
repairman is tied up for the next
two days. And your wife is also fit
to be tied up over your
dilatoriness.
Surely there is some way
around this suddeness of
December. Is there not some far-
seeing politician (if that is not a
contradiction in terms), who
would introduce a bill to provide
for an extra month between, let's
Sugar
& Spice
Dispensed
by
Smiley
say, November 25th and
December 5th.
I wouldn't care what he called
it. It could be Lastember, referr-
ing to your fast -dying hope that
there wouldn't be a winter this
year. Or Last Call, or Final War-
ning, or She's Acomin! Anything
that gave us a good jolt.
It would be be a good thing for
merchants. They could have
special'Lastember sales of gloves
and boots and snow tires and ear
muffs and caulking guns and
weather stripping and antifreeze
and nose warmers, before plung-
ing into their pre -Christmas
sales, which are promptly replac-
ed by their January sales.
It would be great for the Post
Office, which could start warning
us in June that all Christmas mail
must be posted by the first day of
Lastember if la wanted it
delivered before the following
June.
It would make a nice talking
point for all those deserters and
traitors and rich people who go
south each year. Instead of
smirking, "Oh, we're not going
south until Boxing Day. Hate to
miss an old-fashioned Canadian
Christmas," they could really
shove it to us by leering, "Yes, we
thought we'd wait this year until
the last aay of Lasteltber, you
know. Avoid, the '.pushing and
vulgarity of the holiday. rush.
If nothing else, it would give us
a break from the massive
nauseating volume of pre -
Christmas advertising, which
begins toward the end of October
and continues, remorselessly,
right into Christmas Day.
Best of all, perhaps it would
give dummies like me a chance
to avoid looking like such a dum-
my. Prect_)aatinators, who
flourish (during a sunny
November, would have no more
excuses. All their wives would
have to do is point to the calendar
and say, "Bill, do you realize it's
only three days until Lastember.
Isn't it time you did your
Lastember chores?"
In fact, if that fearless
policitican who, is• going to in-
troduce the Lastember Bill in the
house wants some advice, here is
a codicil for him. Somewhere in
the Bill should be the warning, in
bold type: "Procrastinators will
be Prosecuted!" Jeez, why not?
They prosecute you for
everything else.
If such a month were added to
the calendar - maybe we could
start it with Grey Cup Day - peo-
ple like me•wouldn't go onjhink-
ing that Christmas is weeks
away.
Instead, on the last day of
Lastember, with all their winter
chores in hand, they'd know that
Christmas was practically on top
of them, like a big, old horse
blanket, and they'd leap into the
proper spirit, lining up a
Christmas tree, laying in their
booze, tuning up their pipes for
the carols. /
As it is now, we know that
Christmas -is like a mirage. It's
way off their somewhere, and no
need to panic. Then, with that
startling Suddeness, it's
December 22nd, all the
Christmas trees have been
bought, the only repvatning
turkeys look like vult rrt es,, and
the liquor store is bedlam. Who's
for a Lastember?
Lazy man's solution
It's a lot easier for people, including
myself, to be critical about the way
somebody else is doing something
than it is to offer suggestions for im-
provement. Last week 1 took a slam
at the judicial system for doing what
1 felt was a lax attitude toward the
sentences that it handed out for drunk
driving.
This week I'd like to offer some sug-
gestions for an improvement in a
system which seems to be presently
bound up in a vengeful primitive at-
titude which says. "Since you did
wrong I'm going to beat up on you."
• Instead of sending non-violent of-
fenders to jail, which only punishes
me, the taxpayer. for fining them.
which only gives the government
another form of tax money and is
somewhat limitett`anyway since up-
per limits are WI would prefer to see
some of the following done. ( This does
not apply to violent crime. Those
characters need to belocked up and
kept away from society).
After the first offense put a special
fluorescent pink license plate on their
By the
Way
car. Let people know they have been
convicted.
Confiscate the automobiles of drunk
drivers after the second offense for
six months, not just their license. if
you take away their wheels
they'll think twice about driving in
that state.
The third time take the car for good
and sell it. Proceeds would go into a
special fund for the victims or the
families who suffered from the effects
of a drunk driver's actions.
Community service could be a part
of the logical punishment for of-
fenders e.g. acting as a volunteer at
a local hospital or With handicapped
children. 1t would seem that part of
the punishment should be devised by
the offender him/herself. Ile should
be forced to come up with some ideas
as to how he can pay back his debt to
society. if those ideas were not
satisfactory to the judge then a more
conventional type of punishment
could be used. if necessary.
To simply throw every offender in-
to jail or to just dole out a fine seems
tq me to be a lazy Man's solution.