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Times -Advocate, September 4, 1985
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BILL BATTEN
Editor
HARRY DEVRIES
Composition Manager
ROSS HAUGH
Assistant Editor
DICK JONGKIND
Business Manager
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Helpful study
Members of Exeter council and
the planning advisory committee wi'_i
have some lengthy and detailed
reading to undertake following the
report submitted recently by summer
planning student, Stewart Findlater.
The UWO student was asked to
address a number of current concerns
in the community and has explored
them in considerable depth before ar-
riving at his recommendations that
the municipal officials will' consider.
Two of the major issues discussed
in the report centre around the park-
ing of commercial vehicles in residen-
tial areas and the expansion of the
town's commercial zones.
On the matter of the commercial
trucks, Findlater has presented two
practical solutions, depending on
whether council members choose to
prohibit trucks over certain dimen-
sions or if they intend to drop regula-
tions entirely.
Obviously, the planner has not
'made the.decision any easier, but has
at least given viable solutions to en-
force the decision.
• Officials should be guided by his
concern as to whether the issue is bas-
ed to a considerable extent on per-
sonality conflicts more than other fac-
tors cited in some of the. complaints.
Findlater's findings on the expan-
sion- of commercial floor space should
also assist greatly in addressing the
concern of a large number of residen-
tial property owners regarding the
mammoth expansion that was detail-
ed during the current update on the
town's zoning bylaw and official plan.
-It became one of the more conten-
tious issues and his findings suggest
Walk not
Spectator support for the recent
Sportsfest activities held. in Ex-
eter was comparatively low. but
that was not a requisite for its
success.
The participants were not on
hand to be spurred into action by
frenzied fan support; most had
come for the simple pleasure of
performing for the fun and exer-
cise involved. That's not to say
that the majority of players were
not trying to win, but victory was
not the sole aim.
Obviously. that's the intent of
most people when they perform
in the various recre tion leagues
which provide opportunities in
the many sports which abound in
this area.
it's obvious to most onlookers
that the people who get the most
true enjoyment from participa-
tion are those who put winning
far down on the scale of reasons
for taking to -the playing fields.
They often draw disdainful looks
from their team cohorts who put
winning at a higher priority. but
that often fails to daunt them in.
their pursuit of pleasure and
exercise.
it is also the ingredient that
enables those of us with limited
skills to explain away our
deficiencies.
The bowler who tosses all three
allotted balls to knock down five
pins can always defend his inac-
curacy with the explanation that
he's getting three times the exer-
cise of the more proficient kegler
who manages to score strikes
consistently. Those with a Scot-
tish background can also use the
legitimate argument that they're
really just ensuring they get
that such a large extension of •the
commercial area is not warranted at
this time. Of equal importance, is his,
advice that commercial expansion
should be carried out with priority
given to consolidation. -
The student planner's critisim of
the business community for their lack
of cooperation in his studies appears
warranted, particularly in view of the
fact it was initiated for' their benefit
primarily. He's correct in suggesting
they should have jumped at the oppor-
tunity to have such a study under-
taken at no direct cost to them.
Part of the lack of response may.
have stemmed from a lack of com-
munication and the reluctance of peo-
ple to provide personal information to
a student- whose credentials and objec-
tives were not fully explained.
Town officials could have helped
overcome the problem by providing
business people with a covering letter
of introduction and some indication of
the supervision under which Findlater
was conducting his studies. -
Members of the business com-
munityare inundated with surveys of
various kinds and a're naturally pro- -
tective of information that, if misused,
could have ramifications for them.
Their wariness is understandable.
In future, officials should reconize
the need to properly communicate the
goals of students or others working on
special projects with an accompany-
ing assurance that any statistics
revealed will be treated in confidence.
A student, unknown to the community,
obviously does not have the basis for
the mutuals trust that is required and
must rely on his employers to bridge
the gap. •
as good as hit
value for their money. there be-
ing no reduction in the lane
charge for those who use their
full alotment of balls or find it suf-
ficient to only use one.
The writer usually felt cheated
at minor baseball games when
the coach tan un -named former
mayor of this community) sent
me to the plate with explicit in-
structions to wait out a walk. My
batting average provided full
justification for the coach's edict
as he had every assurance that
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swinging the bat would result in
a probable strike -out, while not
swinging at least provided the op.
portunity for a walk.
, * * *
That is probably one of the
reasons why it is -so difficult to
comprehend some of the tactics
used by coaches in the area's
recreational slopitch leagues.
The popularity of the game is
easy to understand, given the fact
many players were disillusioned
by fasthall games in which the
majority of action was strictly
between the pitcher and the
catcher.
Many batters were not at the
same calibre of the pitchers and
so they took three belated swings
at a ball that was usually in the
catcher's mitt and then trotted
out to the iteld to stand and watch
their own pitcher send the opposi-
tion back to the bench via the
same route.
Slopitch came along with the
promise of giving every person a
chance to use the bat for its in-
tended purpose and to give the
fielders an opportunity to get a bit
of exercise by chasing the ball
after it was hit.
But the competitive nature of
some proponents of the game has
turned it into a exercise in futili-
ty for many players and it con-
founds the writer to hear coaches
and team mates exude the merits
of "a walk is as good as a hit".
i1 isn't, of course. if the game
is being played primarily fcr its
fun and exercise.
* * *
Given the difficulty which some
pitchers have in lobbing a hall to
land within a designated spot in
the batter's zone, it would -appear
that some rec leagues should look
seriously at adopting the game
through which area kids get so
much enjoyment -- that being t-
hat!.
Some adult teams in other com-
munities are finding this speeds
up their action considerably'
while at the same time providing
all the benefits sought after by
recreation players.
It is of interest to note that one
local minor team even has a lad
who plays the game while being
confined to a wheelchair. Ile's
able to take a swing from his
chair and the parents on hand
take turns wheeling him around
the bases.
If you ask him whether a walk
is as good as a hit. you can pro-
bably already guess the answer.
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The opposition
want me to resign?
Ha — I'm nobody's
fool!
Does that mean
you'll be sitting as
an independent?
Change in manners
There has been a tremendous
change in the manners and
mores of Canada in the past three
decades. This brilliant thought
came to me as I saw a sign today,
in a typical Canadian small town:
"Steakhouse and Tavern."
Now this didn't exactly knock
me out, alarm me. or discom-
bobulate me in any way. I am a
part of all that is in this country,
at this time. But it did give me a
tiny twinge. Hence my opening
remarks.
I am no Carrie Nation, who
stormed into saloons with her
lady friends, armed with hat-
chets, and smashed open ( what a
waste) the barrels of beer and
kegs of whiskey.
I am no Joan of Arc. I don't
revile blasphemers or hear
voices. I am no Pope John Paul
II, who tells people what to do
about their sex lives.
I am merely an observer of the
human "scene, in a country -that
used to be one thing, and has
become another. But that doesn't
mean I don't have opinions. i
have nothing but scorn for the
modern "objective" journalists
who tell it as it is. They are
hyenas and jackals, who fatten on
the leavings of the "lions" of our
society, for the most part. .
Let's get back on topic, as I tell
my students. The Canadian socie-
ty has roughened and coarsened
to an astonishing degree in the
last 30 years.
First, the Steakhouse and
Tavern. As a kid worsting on tfti
boats on the Upper Lakes, i was
excited and a little scared when
i saw that sign in American
ports: Duluth, Detroit, Chicago.
I came from the genteel pover-
ty of Ontario in the Thirties, and
I was slightly appalled, and deep-
ly attracted by these signs: tl*e
very thought that drink could be
publicly advertised. 'Like any
normal. curious kid. I went into
a couple. ordered a two -hit
whiskey, and found nobody
eating steaks, but a great many
people getting sleazily drunk on
the same. Not the steaks. -
In those days, in -Canada. there
was no such creature. The very
use of the word "tavern" in-
dicated iniquity. it was an evil
place. We did have beer
"parlours", later exchanged for
the euphemism "beverage
rooms." But that was all right.
Only the lower element went
there. and they closed from 6
p.m. to 7:30, or some such, so that
a family man could get home to
Sugar
& Spice
Dispensed
by
Smiley
eat his dinner. Not a.bad idea.
In their homes, of course, the
middle and upper class drank li-
quor. -Beer was the working-
man's drink, and to be shunned.
It was around then that some wit .
reversed the old saying. and
came out with: "Work is the
curse of the drinking class."a
neat version of Marx's(?) "Drink
is the curse of the working
classes."
If you•called on someone in
those misty days, you were of-
fered a cuppa and something to
eat. Today. the host would be
humiliated if he didn't have
something harder to offer you.
Now, every hamlet seems to
have its steakhouse, complete
with tavern. it's rather
ridiculous. Nobody today can af-
ford a steak. But how in the liv-
ing world can these.same people
afford drinks, at current prices?
These steakhouses and taverns
are usually pretty sleazy joints,
on a par with the old beverage
room, which was the opitome of
sleaze. It's not all the fault of the
owners, :hough they make
nothing on the steak and 100 per
cent on the drinks (minimum ►.
It's just that Canadians lend to be
noisy and crude and profane
drinkers.
And the crudity isn't only in the
pubs. It has crept into Parlia-
ment, that august institution.
with a prime minister who used
street language when his im-
pecable English failed, or he
wanted to show how tough he
was.
It has crept into our educa-
tional system. where teachers
drink and swear and tell dirty
jokes and use language in front.of
women that I, a product of a
more well mannered: or in-
hibited, your choice, era, could
not bring myself to use.
. And the language of today's
students, front Grade one to
Grade whatever. would curl the
hair of -a sailor. and make youi
maiden aunt grab for the smell-
ing salts. Words from the lowest
slums and slummiest barnyards
create rarely a blush on the cheek
of your teenage daughter.
A 'graduate of the depression.
when people had some reason to
use had language. in sheer
frustration and anger. and of a
war in which the most common
four-letter word was used as fre-
quently, and absent-mindedly. as
salt and pepper. have not inured
me to what our kids today con-
sider normal.
Girls wear T-shirts that are not
even funny. merely obscene. As
do boys. Saw one the other day on -
an otherwise nice lad. Message:
"Thanks, all you virgins - for
nothing."
The Queen is a frump. God is a
joke. The country's problems are
somebody elses problem. as long
as I get mine.
I don't deplore. I don't abhor.
1 don't implore. i merely observe.
Sadly. We are turning into a na-
tion of slobs.
Suit devious purpose
Back a few years ago there was
a situation comedy on TV which
had pig by the name of Arnold
on it. Arnold was pretty in-
telligent. By a series.of grunts he
would offer his opinion on what
some of the more important
characters of the show were do-
ing and would usually -generale a
laugh or two in the process.
1 have a feeling that Arnold
must have somehow failed
though with the generalpublic or
lhaybe it's just that pigs and cows
and chickens just don't have that
cuteness, that little bit of
charisma that some other
animals have.
Baboons now. The animal
rights group took a real 'fit'
because a couple of researchers
at the University of Western On-
tario restrainedone fora lengthof
time in a chair while they did
some cholesterol research on it.
' in fact, the rights group;took the
By the
Way
by
Syd
Fletcher
two researchers to court, wasted
the time of many people over the
case for many many weeks, then
dropped it when it became ob-
vious that they were going to be
laughed out of court. The judge
gave there a reprimand for
wasting his time.
But, you don't hear too much
over chickens being confined in
cages so small that they can't
even stand up or pigs in pens so
narrow that they cant turn
around. ( Often a pig will fall and
break a leg when it is turned out
of one of these enclosures since
the muscles in its legs have
atrophied). Somehow they just
aren't a's cute as that little baboon
that looks like a little stuffed toy
or the seals that are used for
ladies' fur coats.
Strange isn't it. how we as a
media -observing population can
he manipulated by a few people
who know how to create 'news'
when it suits their. devious
purposes.
PP