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Criticism appropriate
The International Plowing Match ended, on a.
rather unsettling note, Saturday, when local host com-
mittee chairman Jack McNamara refused to attend
a news conference beca.,se the London Free Press was
represented at that event.
It was McNamara's way of chastising the daily for
running a full-page picture page in Saturday's edition
which highlighted some of the muddy problems faced
by match visitors.
That, however, was -not a problem that was en-
countered by people who attended on Saturday. The
pictures were taken primarily at Tuesday's opening
,when mud was still a bit of a problem, but it had dried
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up later in the week and most people made their way
around the grounds with ordinary shoes without any
difficulty.
NcNamara was concerned that the feature on the
mud would cut attendance on Saturday, when officials
expected many city dwellers to attend. A cursory
glimpse at the pictures would have dissuaded some and
his criticism of the coverage was appropriate.
Fortunately, it was one of the few negative aspects
of the match, but one with which the hard working
committee should not have had to endure in view of
their major and successful effort to reduce the mud
problem, even when it did exist early in the week.
Farmers need better price
Canada celebrates Agri -Food week October 4 to 11,
the special event terminating on Thanksgiving Day.
Those are two events that go hand,in hand, and
despite the current economic conditions, Canadians
have much for which to be thankful this year and in
*large measure that stems frem the. agriculture
induitry. •
Despite serious constraints, including a harsh
climate, a limited farmland base and vast distances
to markets, Canadian farmers grow a wide range of
food products for sale at home and around the world.
Canadian farmers provide a dependable source of
high-quality foods that are still available at reasonable
prices;in fact, too reasonable in most instances.
As a result, Canadians spend less of their take-
home pay on food than any other nation except the
United States and there are few people in this nation
who go to bed hungry at night. In addition, one out of
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every four working Canadians depends either direct-
ly or indirectly on the agri-food sector for jobs and it
is a major contributor to Canada's trade balance.
Those are important points to -con.sidetcluring this
special week, particularly in view of the low, commodi-
ty prices being received by farmers this year. Their
welfare is the very basis of this country's economy and
consumers should take time to realize that some
changes will have to be made if the agri-food sector
is to continue to provide the jobs and the quality and
quantity of food which they have come to take for
granted.
Farmers aren't looking for the type of hand-outs be-
ing given to some of the nation's other businesses. They
only wanta fair return for their capital and labor in-
vestments. Governments and consumers should
recognize the importance of the situation before it
adversely affects them.
Plowed under by adjectives
After one of the most hectic news weeks
this paper has recorded in some time, the
writer was looking forward to a little
slower pace this week.
Readers will note that last week's issue
was larger than has been the norm for the
past several months and the news beat in
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eluded a train crash, major fire, Exeter
fall fair and the opening of the interna-
tional Plowing Match in Lucan.
However, any hope of a brief respite
was quickly shot down when yours truly
received word indirectly Wednesday
evening that the guy in the next office had
been declared "King of the Furrow" at
the IPM. Naturally, there was the im-
mediate response that the information
was totally incorrect. After all, I've had
the pleasure (.?? ) of riding with this guy
in a car and he has trouble keeping it go-
ing in a straight line, let alone attempt to
• get behind the wheel of a tractor pulling
a plow over the slippery terrain of the
Scott farm.
There must be some mistake.
But on opening the morning edition of
the daily newspaper, there in black and
white was his name as winner of the
media plowing competition. In an effort
to further substantiate the news and bring
readers an accurate report of the
triumph, the editor hauled his aching
frame out to the trusty pickup and joined
the onslaught of vehicles heading for
Lucan.
While the crowd headed for the exhibits,
I quickly started a search for the furrows
Haugh had turned over for his champion-
ship. It was not an easy chore. Walking
ever to one of the plowing areas with its
row after row of neatly turned furrows,
I asked a chap nearby which one was the
winner in the media class.
He looked amused. His quick retort was
that the media members were not allow -
ed to plow in any area to which the public
had easy access. If I wanted to find that
section, I'd probably have to plod down to
the most remote section of the site, 'the
one fully hidden from view by a huge
reforestation project.
4.4xf
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
Fortunately, luck was on my side. While
attempting to cross one of those service
roads with the twisting trail of mud, an of-
ficial suggested that a picture of that
would suffice as it was in keeping with the
furrows turned over by the media
representatives.
So, in case you missed seeing the
"King's furrowsduringyour visit, you can
picture the winning entry by recalling the
furrows on the service roads.
I'm still searching for other answers as
well. Was he the only entry? Did the
judges merely flip a coin to pick a winner
rather than have to lower their standards
by looking at such plowing?
My best guess is that after his hectic
week, he took the occasion to grab a few
winks on the tractor and by some good
stroke of fortune, the darn machine went
straight.
What's his account of the affair? Sorry,
there isn't enough room in this issue to
report it all. It's incredible' the number of
flowery adjectives a guy can think up to
describe his plowing prowess while
polishing a crown!
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In reality, I think the local organizing
"We're saving up for a holiday — this pastsummer's."
Getting people's backs up
All right, all right,
everybody I apologize. It
seems that I've been get-
ting people's backs up all
over the country: Small
businessmen, bank
managers, accountants,
news editors.
Jim Ross of Exeter,
whom I kidded (I thought
gently) after he'd written
some pretty fierce right-
\ wing stuff in an original
since I went to the well
and came away thirsty.
Now they practically force
loans on people. No
wonder, at the interest
rates they take.
Apparently I had • an
unkind word to say about
accountants, too, for I got
a gentle and even friendly
letter from Paul F. Nind,
letter, sent off a veritable ,
depth -charge of a second Sugar
letter, this time with his
h di d ice
"I find your letter in our
weekly Port Colborne
News the only bright spot
in another dreary week."
Ken, ex -Navy and now
working on the locks,
• would like to write a book.
Why not, Ken? Give it a
whirl, even though author
Hugh Garner in a nice
note suggested you stick
• business letter- ea ng, an S p
and raked me, the educa-
tional system, welfare,
committee for the IPM set the whole thing
up as a special tribute to Ross for his
coverage of the many pre -match events
and stories and pictures of the work of
those involved in staging this mammoth
show.
He's been a regular visitor to the site
since it started to spring up early in
September and has documented the vast
amount of personal sacrifice that
members of the host committee put into
staging the IPM.
We considered ourselves the "host!'
newspaper for the IPM and unlike the ma-
jority of newspapers which used the han-
dout press releases provided, attempted
to get a broader look at the match in its
planning stages as well as to feature the
many special events that were scheduled.
and everybody in general
who makes him fork over
taxes, over the coals.
He's a self-made man,
and proud of it, and I ad-
mire that, but he's awful-
ly angry about a lot of
things, like a great many
people in this country, in-
cluding me. Cool down,
Jim. The rest of us' pay
school taxes too, even
though our children are
long gone. And I'm sorry
the teachers and postal
workers in town are angry
with you. I hereby order
them to stop regularly at
your store.
I'll admit that you pro-
bably pay nearly as much
in income tax as I make in
salary, but that's propor-
tionate. About $2 of every
four I make goes in taxes'
of one kind or another. -
Bank managers are on
my neck, too. Just
because I called them
clueless. I did add that
most of them were nice
chaps, but they didn't read
that part. What I was get-
ting at was their extreme
caution, their dependence
on head office, their
general insistence on an
arm and a leg for securi-
ty, before giving a loan,
although that has changed
Ross has made numerous trips to
Lucan, some at some weird hours, to pro-
vide what I think has been exceptional
coverage of the match. There's little
doubt in my mind that the volunteers who
spent so many hours of their own time in
the project were appreciative of his
efforts.
They also should take a bow, because
the show was well organized and the local
hosts came through in flying colours,
despite the problems they faced with the
weather.
Only those involved know the amount of
time they had to expend on the project
and it was indeed a sacrifice. Perhaps the
point that explains that as well as any is
the fact that none of them would have
volunteered had they any inkling of the
work that was involved.
But, having made that commitment,
they undertook the task with the dedica-
tion required to stage the world's largest
outdoor exhibit and deserve the commen-
dation of those who enjoyed the fruits of
their labor.
Dispensed By Smiley
Yellowknife, NWT, who
carefully pointed out the
difference between
Chartered Accountants,
the real villians, and Cer-
tified General Accoun-
tants or Registered In-
dustrial Accountants,
most of whom have to take
a five or six year program
of home study to earn
their designations.
I quote from his letter:
"Dear Mr. Smiley: You
have a great writing style
and I have enojyed you,
your grandchildren, your
yard, home and
sometimes golf game for
many years, but please do
your homework before
you wrap all of us accoun-
tants up in the old
newspaper and throw us
out with the garbage."
He was kind enough to
send me a booklet abut
Certified General Accoun-
tants. I have read it, and
done my homework, but
too late. Sorry chaps. It's
the C.A.'s who are the
leeches, not you. •
But not everybody hates
me. Ken Jackson of Port
Colborne dashed off a
breezy and friendly letter:
at tying up ships. Any
damfool can write a book
nowadays.Not suggesting
that you are one. That's
the first thing I'm going to
do when I quit teaching,
and a great many people
will testify that I'm a
damfool.
Let's go back for a mo-
ment to the people who are
down on me. I mentioned
news editors. The Toronto
Star's Saturday edition
editor called, and in dulcet
tones, wondered if I would
write •a column for the
paper, as they were doing
a feature story on me. I
wasn't keen, but agreed.
He thought they could should spend the fifth year
manage, in these depress- . of high school, not there,
' ed times, a fee of $200. but in traveling or work -
That's about half for ing. I thoroughly agree.
MacEachin and half for Anyway, I came out
me. about 60-400n hate letters.
I wrote the column, Not bad. Just a little worse
which turned out, purely than that six -five abortion
by chance, to point out the the Liberals are trying to
weaknesses of the three stuff down our throats.
Toronto daily newspapers. At any rate, maybe I
It was fairly trenchant, shduld stop being abrasive
but right on the nose. Ile in this column and attack
called again, and this only politicians and kids
time, in aggrieved tones, under five, who can't read
said they couldn't run it, yet. About the same thing.
because, well, you know, What do you think?
in these difficult times for
newspapers...etc.
No wonder dailies are
going broke across the
country. They're chicken.
And then the guy had the
gall to run an old column
of mine, transmitted by
phone to a stenographer.
He sent a cheque for $100.
I almost sent it back and
told him what to do with it,
but couldn't be bothered.
Chicken is chicken,
however tasteless.
But all was not dark and
bleak. David Crowther of
Walters Falls wrote a let-
ter congratulating me on
my mention of
newspapers not stepping
on the toes of their biggest
advertisers. He then laun-
ched into an attack on the
large chain food stores
which is too involved to ex-
plain here.
Then he congratulated
me on my column entitled
Pity the Poor Banks.
"Last year," he wrote, "I
borrowed only $11,000 (on
a good credit rating) as a
mortgage on my small
business. To do so I had to
put a lien on my house and
car and my wife had to co-
sign the loan. I wonder
what collateral Dome
Petroleum gave?" I
wonder, too. Mr. Crowther
also suggested students
Into the world of metrics
A few years ago the
government of Canada, in
all its wisdom, decided
that it would switch our
measurement system
over to metric, using the
argument that much of the
world was already in the
metric system, and that
the United States, our big-
gest
trading partner, was
probably going to go to
metric also. Well, to date,
that country hasn't done
so and here we sit, many
millions of dollars later,
using a system that much
of the population is not in
favour of, and which has
not won us any more
world wide friends.
Anyway, as a teacher of
the metric system I've got
a little bit of a headstart on
many other people. I have
to admit that in many
ways the use of metric
units is far easier and
simpler than the Imperial
way of doing things. When
you start to change inches
:ilig.41404keikitct • ,
Even with
'familiarity' that I
acquired I've found
this
have
that I
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
and feet to yards and rods
and miles there are no
easy ways to learn it.
There's just straight
memorization of some
very odd numbers - 5280,
4760, and of course 12,
which is not really a very
popular basis for division
or multiplication. In
metric, everything is
divisible by 10 so
multiplication is simply a
matter of movingaJecimal
point, one way ov another.
,
can't think in metric very
quickly. In the butcher
shop I find myself asking
for a pound of cooked ham
instead of half a kilogram,
and I notice that even
though the hamburger is
marked in metric on the
packages that there are
still signs above the racks
in the old system.
I don't think I'll get us-
ed to metric weather that
easily either. I find myself
much more comfortable
going out into the 75,
degrees weather pre-
dicted .by the American
radio than the beautiful 29
degrees Celsius one pro-
mised by our own
forecaiter. Somehow I
still reach for a coat when
I hear the last comment.
And when the OPP pulls
me over and says politely:
"Do you realize that you
were doing 89?" I gulp
hard for a moment until 1
realize that that was only
about fifty-five mileb an
hour and I won't be losing
three demerit points.
If it's any consolation to
you though, the kids com-
ing up are thoroughly
aware of the metric
system. If you ask them to
get you a yard -stick they
just give you a blank look.
We're into the world of
• metre -sticks now, folks!