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Crime shouldn't pay
Exeter Mayor Bruce Shaw was quite correct in his
comments last week regarding the vandalism of a local
apartment, when he said residents must assume their
responsibilities in being aware of crimes that may be
going on around them and notifying police so the
perpetrators can be caught and appropriately
punished.
Everyone suffers from crimes, albeit indirectly in
most cases, but if lawbreakers are to be caught it re-
quires assistance from the public, because obviously
the police can not be everywhere at the same time.
While it involves a crime of a more serious nature,
the following comment from the Milton Champion
regarding public involvement in helping enforce the
law emphasis the points the Mayor was making.
The recent decision by Metro Toronto police to of-
fer $100,000 for information leading to the arrest of the
killer of Toronto Argonaut -Sunshine Girl Jennifer
Isford marks another sad milestone in this society in
which we live.
It has become Yet another example that disproves
that old axiom, crime doesn't pay.
As British Columbia child killer Clifford Olson pro-
ved earlier this year, crime does indeed pay - and
handsomely.
It's bad enough that the police must resort to pay-
ing criminals to admit their hideous deeds. It's worse
when the public has to be paid to provide information
about an element of society that is, in fact, preyng ion
,
their individual rights and freedoms, . '
And, if these citizens only realized; their hard-
earned tax dollars are being used to bait these killers
and informants - dollars that could be better spent at-
tempting to cure our society of its ills.
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The citizens of Canada have a moral obligation to
come forward with information leading to the arrest
of those involved in any crime - be it vandalism or
murder.
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Whether or not they realize it, a good percentage
of the victims of crime did not know their assailant
prior to the act. The Olson murders are a good exam-
ple of this.
Had those who later recognized Olson contacted
police because of their suspicions, some children's lives
may have been saved.
Withholding information about a crime literally
constitutes being an accessory to it. Citizens who pre-
vent the police from solving crime are not much bet-
ter than those who commit the act.
And, when you consider the impetus for some peo-
ple to contact police about the Isford murder, their in-
formation will have to be considered somewhat suspect
as well. The misleading information that.may become
available through the windfall may only serve to fur-
ther frustrate efforts by police to find the Ciller.
The fear of reprisal by the criminal and his or her
family, the worry of time spent away from the job in
court or the fear of the police are all unjustified and
irrelevant in this country.
Part of the responsibility of being a Canadian
citizen is the care and respect of fellow citizens, Silence
in a criminal, matter denotes disrespect for other
citizens and Is morally criminal in itself.
Those with information leading to the iiieSt of
those involved in the recent string of murders in Toron-
to should come forward with the knowledge they have
and refuse the $100,000 blood money.
A great opportunity
For other than family reunions, the South Huron
area is probably not high on the list of those touted by
international or even national travel guides.
However, in addition to those who come from the
various corners of the world or country to visit friends
or relatives, the area is being visited kiy a number of
young people who probably had to search diligently on
their maps to find us.
Similar to last year, local families are playing host
to international visitors through the annual Lions ex-
changeprograrn and they've been joined this year by
another group of young visitors, the Katimavik
members.
All these young people provide area residents with
an opportunity to exchange ideas and learn of different
areas and cultures and so we extend to them a most
genuine and warm welcome.
Hopefully they will find us generous in our
hospitality and anxious to make new friends. It's a
great opportunity for us all t� become more enlighten-
ed about the world around us.
Index fingers are in
Increasing unemployment is a problem
not solely confined to this nation. Prac-
tically every country in the world is ex-
periencing some difficulty in that regard.
Even Japan, which has boomed since
World War II, has been hit by a decreas-
ing number of jobs for the population.
However, as usual, the resourceful
Japanese have come up with some
remedies for the situation, although by
most standards they may be considered
to be a bit on the severe side.
Seems that to make ends meet, some
Japanese folk are chopping .off their
fingers to collect insurance money. No
less than 18 people have been arrested in
the Tokyo region so far this year in the
amputation for money scheme.
Police say some of the victims got in
debt to loan sharks who insisted they take
out insurance policies on a finger, cut it
off after the insurance took effect, collect
the money and pay off the loan shark.
An index finger amputation is most
common, because it nets $12,000.
With the times being a little shaky, I
decided that it would be a good idea to at
least investigate such possibilities should
the need arise for some quick cash in the
future, but alas the pay -out is not as good
as it is in Japan.
The company insurance policy in-
dicated that the loss of a finger is worth
only $2,000 to yours truly and there doesn't
appear to be any value difference bet-
ween one digit and another.
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It didn't take much research to deter-
mine that chopping off an index finger
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was hardly worth the $2,000 remuneration
that could be expected from the insurance
company.
In the first place, it would render the
writer totally incapable of pounding out
his weekly column or news efforts on the
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typewriter. Through a couple of years of
intensive instruction and many hours Of
practice, I managed\to type using the in-
dex finger of my right hand, along with
the second finger on my left hand.
That index finger is also the one used
to push the shutter release on the camera,
hold a pen for taking notes or writing
headlines and more importantly, the one
that is used to hold a cigarette and also
to tap the ashed off the end to prevent
them from dropping onto my lap.
As I was in the process of calling the
local insurance agent to note that the in-
dex finger amputation remuneration in
Canada should be on a par with the pay-
ment in the yen, I noted it was also the one
used for dialing purposes and it took on
even greater proportions.
The real clincher came when I decided \
it was time to beat the summer heat with
a cool refreshment and the result wasn't
nearly as beneficial with only three
fingers instead of the usual four for
measurement.
The Japanese may be considered the
computer and industrial wizards of the
world, but their claim to intelligence
would be more convincing if they talked
the insurance companies into $12,000
payments for toes.
„Index fingers are invaluable!
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Speaking of intelligence of people
around the world, it was certainly called
into question during the recent World Cup
soccer spectacle.
When the favored Brazilian squad was
defeated in the second round, there was
a sudden increase in the number of
suicides, vandalism and nervous
breakdowns in that cotintry.
There were reports of people in Rio De
Janeiro crying in the streets and the state
security bureau reported three people
killed themselves after the game in which
the team was eliminated and five others
collapsed and died before receiving
treatment.
The family of the losing coach had to
have police protection after receiving
anonymous telephone calls from fans who
threatened them with death.
Now can you imagine what would hap-
pen if Toronto sports fans took their
teams' losses as seriously? Given the
record of the Leafs, Argos and Blue Jays
in recent years, it would be fair to say that
the population of the city would have
dwindled to about the same as Khiva if the
fans reacted with suicides, murders and'
nervous breakdowns following each loss.
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• Only three weeks
Well, I hope you're hav-
ing a nice, peaceful sum-
mer, taking it a little
easier in the hot spells, sit-
ting on the front porch or
the back lawn in the even-
ings, contemplating the
folly of man's world and
the joys of the natural
world.
Or, if you're two or
three, or four generations
younger, I hope that you
are lying on the beach,
brown as chocolate, every
eye on the three inches of
your bikini. Ladies firs;..
If you're the same age
and male, I hope you
spend your days at the
same beach, the sweat
glistening on your virile
body, as you and a buddy
flex every bronzed mus-
cle, one eye on the.bikinis,
as you toss a frisbee back
and forth, making incredi-
ble one -foot leaps to catch
it, or throwing it between
your legs, or whatever
turns your crank.
Or. I hope you have a
job, when so many don't.
Or that your new baby
doesn't have the colic and
cry all night. Or that your
husband leaves the golf
course in time for dinner
that is completely dried
out. Or that you don't
come home from the golf
course or the bass fishing
and find a note from your
wife: "TV dinner in the
fridge. Am over at the
Blanks for cocktails and
skinny-dipping."
See how unselfish I am.
I want for you all the
things I don't have. True,
I'm on holidays as most
teachers are. Roll on,
September!
We have had visitors for
four solid weeks.
Daughter, then son-in-law
then son. But at least
they've only stayed a few
days each. The really for-
midable guests • are the
two grandboys who have
been here every day. And
night. And morning.
Let me say at the outset
that they are loveable,
smart, articulate, and a
to go
for four weeks. It runs
from 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
and we'll have time to
shop, play some golf, en-
joy ourselves." It didn't
sound too bad, if you didn't
think about it. And we
didn't. •
I went on: "They'll be so
tuckered out after six or
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
delight to the heart of the
most hardened sinner.
Well, I'm beginning to
think of myself as one of
the latter. Itve known it all
along, of course, but I fear
I might drop into the next
category below that.
In some benighted, sen-
timental moment last
winter, I told my daughter
we'd take the boys for Ju-
ly, as she had a chance to
take a special course at
university. Have you any
idea how long July is?
The promise was .the
equivalent of saying, on
some New Year's Eve, full
of good, or cheap spirits,
that you'd take Aunt
Mabel, who had. already
been thrown out of three
homes for the aged owing
to obstreperousness, mope
and gawkery, for a month.
My wife knew better,
but she gets sedimental
too, once in a while. That
is, everything sinks to the
bottom and becomes mud-
dy. So they are here.
"No problem," I
assured her, when she
became unsettled and
unsedimental. "We'll put
them in the YMCA camp
seven hours of games and
crafts and stuff that they'll
come home and fall asleep
like babies."
Well, I was partly right.
But they ain't babies any
more. They are 6 and 8.
And the. Lord, in his in-
timate wisdom chose to
endow kids that age with
enough energy to keep
them going, full tilt, for
about 19 hours a day, and
still want not one, but
three stories at bedtime,
by which time I can
scarcely talk, let alone
make up gory stories,
their favourite.
Just to help things
along, my wife did
something I've warned
her about for years. Com-
ing downstairs, with a big
basket of laundry, she
slipped and put her arm
through a window on the
landing.
• That wasn't so bad.
She'd only severed an
artery. But instead of
leaving her arm out the
window and letting the
blood drip on the ground,
she pulled it in, and
spurted it all over the
carpet on the stairs. Doc-
tor, stitches, carpet
cleaner, possibly new
carpet.
OK. We can cope with
that. Accidents happen.
But ever since, she's been
practically useless, with
one arm bandaged.
So. My routine now is to
get up at seven, sort out
what the boys are going to
wear today (nothing ever
seems clean), make them
wash and brush their
teeth, make their
breakfast, make and pack
their lunch, break up a
couple of fights about
which wears thedry swim
suit, drive them .over to
the camp, and pick them
up about five. They are
always the last out of the
showers and somebody
has lost his towel; drive
them home, get dinner
(usually fish and chips or
a pizza,) play soccer with
them until the mosquitoes
• drive us in, and try
towrangle them off to bed
by. 9:30, when storytime
commences.
It's a good life, but an
active one, as some idiot
once said, somewhere.
Imagine what the
weekends are like, with no
day camp.
In many ways, they've
improved since last time
we "had" them. So far, on-
ly one aluminum back
door smashed by a well -
aimed soccer shot, the
clothes -line broken by a
bit of Taman climbing, the
polished wood floors look-
ing like a wino's spec-
tacles, and most of the
door -knobs missing in the
house. I can recall when
they were destructive, as
little boys. And only three
weeks to go.
Death seen as failure
Everyone has to die
sometime but many peo-
ple are unwilling to face
up to the regrettable
necessity of death. It's the
one sure fact about life. It
will eventually end.
When we do talk about
the subject we either skirt
it by saying "He passed
away" or "He went to
heaven" when telling
children what happened.
In everyday conversation
death becomes a joke
sometimes to cover our
nervousness about the
topic. .
We see many symbols
around us for death -
skeletons, ghosts, the
headless grim reaper who
stalks people on TV's hor-
ror stories. None of these
symbols help to make us
more .comfortable with
seen on TV every day.
Consequently we try to
hide the nasty fact from
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death. Instead they create
an air of spookiness that
makes it even more unap-
proachable and generally
something to be feared.
It seems that 20th cen-
turman regards death as
a kind of failure, almost a
lack of success compared •
to the bright happy people
the rest of society.
Up until 3 or 4 genera-
tions ago people usually
died at home surrounded
by their families. Children
were allowed to stay close
to dying grandmothers or
parents right up to the
end, in fact were en-
couraged to do so, and
thus grew up with a sense
of their own mortality.
Now most people die in
hospitals or nursing
homes, cared for by
strangers, shut away from
a society which likes to
believe that everything is
always pleasant, therefore
hires professionals to be
its death -watchers. These
people, the nurses and
doctors in wards for ter-
minal illnesses, find
themselves, of necessity,
creating artificial barriers
of hardness, sometimes
hostility, to avoid the
danger of becothing too
personally involved with
dying people.
More than a little sad,
isn't it.
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