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Times -Advocate. Mav 19. 1982
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Times Established 1873 Serving South Huron,.North Middlesex
Advocate Established 1881 & North Lambton Since 1873
Amalgamated 1924 Published by J.W. Eedy Publications Limited
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Don't relax the vigil
There's no question about the value of a block
parent program and the fact that there have been few
times that local members have been called on to act
in that capacity may indicate an incalculable benefit.
Child molesters, bullies and other unsavory
characters may well by leery of perpetrating their acts
when they know that children can find quick refuge in
a nearby home.
The local organizers would like to have at least two
block parents on every block in town and that appears
to be easily attained if people accept their responsibili-
ty for local youngsters. Adults who could provide this
service should leave their names with the local police
or Lois Godbolt.
It is worth note that the organizers of the program
are vigilant in keeping up-to-date to ensure that the
community is well covered in every section and we
know their efforts are appreciated by the communi-
ty in general and the parents of school-age youngsters
in particular.
Encouraging, but costly
Many people shake their heads in dismay when
they look through the pages of the daily newspaper and
see several articles pertaining to the court trials on
murders, rapes, frauds, violent thefts, etc.
They must have found it refreshing to see the
report of a recent court sitting in Exeter. There were
no hardened criminals present; no cause to back the
government's plan to install metal detectors to prevent
shootings of lawyers and court officials as has been the
case in Toronto.
The lone case on the local docket was for a park-
ing infraction. Gross return to the court was $9.00.
While there must be considerable satisfaction in
knowing that the state of crime has hit such a low ebb
in this area, there is cause to question the vailidity of
going through all the expense of a court session for such
a minor infraction.
Surely court officials could have notified the ac-
cused and adjourned the sitting until such time that
there were enough cases to make it worthwhile.
Secrecy isn't right
• Even from the grave,. Tom Cossitt, the late Con-
servative MP for Leeds -Grenville, continues to harass
his Liberal adversaries. Just before his death last
March, he placed several questions on Parliament's
order table concerning the annual income of seven
senior public servants. Last week, the government
finally got around to giving its response - a terse no
comment.
It is government policy to reveal salary ranges for
all civil service classifications from the bottom to the
top. But the seven top mandarins singled out by Co`sitt
.are outside this classification system,las they head in-
dependent crown corporations or commissions.
Salaries for these individuals are separately determin-
ed by cabinet, which refuses to disclose the 'amounts
out of concern for the right to privacy of the recipients.
In the United States, the Securities and Exchange
Commission insists upon full disclosure of the salaries
and benefits accruing to senior corporation executives
so as to assure that shareholders .are not being bilk-
ed. Similar rules should apply here �'1 Canada,
especially to senior executives whose incomes are paid
out of taxpayers' funds.
Bank of Canada governor Gerald Bouey, one of the
seven named by Cossitt, would seem to agree. Last
March, he was eager to volunteer to a Parliamentary
committee that his annual income is only $104,500.
Even the fifth man on the corporate totem pole for Bell
Canada earns twice that amount.
None of the other six on Cossitt's list has been so can-
did. Taxpayers have good reason to be interested in
how much Mitchell Sharp, a long-time Liberal politi-
cian, is earning as commissioner of the Northern
Pipeline Agency. But Sharp won't say and the Trudeau
government refuses to tell. That's wrong, and it's still
almost possible to hear Cossitt saying so.
Intended to write this
With the pleasant weather of May lur-
ing people out to their patios and
backyards, it's not difficult to consider
membership into the Procrastinators'
Club. •
That organization now has nearly
600,000 members, but only about 3,000 of
them have got around to signing up accor-
ding to literature from the group's
president.
The official publication of the group is
entitled "Last Month's Newsletter" and
it is full of newsy items such as the results
of a contest for the best letter on "How
Procrastination has Changed My Life for
• the Better". The winning entry in the con-
test read, "I'll write tomorrow.` '
A column headed "Around the
Chapters" is worth reading. Here's a
typical item.'',
"About 14 years ago an attorney in Ed-
wardsville, Ohio, wrote asking the first
step in setting up a chapter. We sent him
the information. Recently he wrote again,
asking, "What's the second step?" We're
going to have a great chapter in
Edwardsville."
If anyone feels that a chapter would fill
a need in Exeter, think about it for awhile,
and some time when you get around to it,
let me know.
The international president is apparent-
ly quite willing to assist in the formation
of such groups. His letters close with the
friendly admission, "If you have any
questions about the club, hesitate to
write,"
* •. • • *
One of the wonders of modern
technology is that science can produce an
aluminum soft drink can that will last
forever, and a $10,000 car that will rust out
in three years.
• • • • • •
For lawn cutting procrastinators,
there's 'help available as well from a
group calling itself the Fruitarain Net-
work. They've issued a list of reasons not
to mow the lawn.
For one thing, it wastes gasoline. It also
fritters away human energy.
But more importantly, perhaps, the net-
work noted that mowing destroys baby
birds, butterflies, toads and bumble
bees...causes suffering to creatures
caught in the machine, including those
operators who periodically lose a toe or
finger through careless operation. •
Now who among us would want to be
responsible for the death of baby birds,
butterflies, toads and bumble bees? And
aren't we all supposed to be conserving
gasoline and electricity?
• Turn off that darn machine and do your
part!
• .1 •
We live in strange times. A man can •
borrow $15,000 from his father-in-law, get
a $45,000 first mortgage and a $20,000 se-
cond mortgage and then call himself a
home owner.
• • • • •
Hope area farmers didn't procrastinate
in cutting out a recent Huron farm and
home news column in this,towvspaper, in
which John Heard outlined procedures
London Free Press
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long ago
that should be taken to ensure the conti-
nuance of primary food production in the
event of a nuclear war. His advice came
from a Canada Department of
Agriculture publication entitled, "Fallout
on the Farm --Blueprint for Survival".
John concluded with a tongue-in-cheek
comment that suggested the serious tone
of the bulletin should convince farmers
that low commodity prices may not be
their biggest worry.
It is encouraging to know that the
government is thinking ahead to such
matters, and while therere those who
doubt that many would ave to worry
about what they'd be eati g in the event
of a nuclear war, the C.D.A. does at least
remain optimistic.
On the same subject, local senior
citizens may get a.warm feeling knowing
they too will have a special role to play
in the event of a nuclear war.
Researchers at the Oakridge National
Laboratory in Tennessee, have completed
a study financed by Union carbide about
the ways in which the elderly can con-
tribute to the general well-being in the
event of nuclear attack.
The committee recommends that the
survivors of such an attack should send
the old people out foraging for food and
water, thus sparing the young from the of-"
fects of radiation.
The report notes that older people come
to the end of their life spans before
reaching the end of the nuclear risk
plateau. Thus the same exposure will pro-
duce fewer cancers in this group than in
a younger segment of the population.
And to think some senior citizens deem
themselves unwanted and unneeded!
For those seniors still actively engag-
ed in farming, their two-prongedrontribu-
tioni; will be immeasurable. •
"I'm trying a new lawn fertilizer this year — shredded copies of MacEachen's
economic policy"
A night in the big city
My . wife and I used to
take off for the city fairly
often to spend a riotous
weekend in the flesh -pots.
They weren't as wild as
they sound. We'd take in a
couple of hautecuisine
meals, and enjoy lolling
around in the morning,
with room service
breakfast, a morning
paper, and an obituary of
what we liked or didn't
about last night's play.
These weekends con-
stituted a pleasant break
from the old routine of
making beds, cooking, do-
ing the dishes, raking the
leaves, or whatever.
In the Last few years
these weekends have
dwindled to almost
nothing. Not that the spirit
isn't willing, or the flesh is
weak. But the price isn't
right.
A decent hotel room has
doubled to around $70-$90
per night. A couple of
'gourmet meals, with a
bottle of wine, perhaps,
have nearly tripled, over a
few years. It seems only a
few years since we saw
Richard Burton in
Camelot, excellent seats,
at $6 each. A third-rate
Broadway show, or a
fourth -time revival of
something like My Fair
Lady, now sets you back
about $15 a seat. Add it up.
We used to blow about
$120 and thought it well
spent, coming home
physically and culturally
rejuvenated, ready to go
bacleto the grind.
Nowadays the hotel bill,
with some room service at
atrocious rates, runs
about $200. Tickets for a
couple of shows tack on
another $60. A couple of
good dinners will set you
back another $100. Toss in
tips and taxis and parking,
and the two -bucks -a -
gallon gas to get there and
back, and you're well over
$400.
Even for sybaritic
teachers, who make huge
incomes and have all
those holidays; and secure
jobs, and not much to do
except babysit about 160
kids a day, that's a little
TV. One Saturday night,
we even went to a real
movie, downtown. The
highlight of our weekends,
culturally, is doing the
quiz in the Sunday paper.
We spend at least an hour
over that, and I win every
week, because my wife
doesn't read the sports
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
steep, for a 48 hour break.
And that's why our
weekends have become
rather mundane. Instead
of calling room service,
we make a pot of tea
(sometimes, if we're feel-
ing like living it up, a pot
of real, perked coffee),
and blow ourselves to a
boiled egg.
We go for a drive. Down
to the dock to see if the
boats are OK. Around the
little lake in town to check
on the indolent geese, too
lazy to fly south, greedy as
seagulls. Out to the beach
to make sure the sand is
still there. It's pretty ex-
citing, actually, especial-
ly.with both of us watching
the gas gauge and doing
mental arithmetic.
Oh, we haven't given up
the old, carefree cultural
life entirely. Occasionally,
I'll say, "Oh, to heck with
it," and go out and buy a
pizza or fish and chips. If
I'm really in a mad, im-
pulsive mood, I might
even get take-out Chinese.
We stay up late,
sometimes past midnight,
and watch a movie on the
pages or the political
news.
Well. Not a bad life. And
a lot cheaper than The Ci-
ty. But this whole,
peaceful, dull routine flew
into bits on a recent April
weekend when I got tied
up with a couple of
women, one of them
rather mature, and the
other quite young.
We had a passel of
guests for the weekend,
and my wife was so busy -
cooking and talking and
setting tables that she
couldn't keep the usual
close eye on me.
I'd admired the older
woman for years for her
poise, grace and warm
smile, but she never gave
me a look. However, she
turned up on the weekend,
and seemed to have alLthe
old charm, so I was hook-
ed again. I couldn't keep
my eyes off her.
The younger one was
quite brazen. For some
reason, she'd taken a
shine to me, and though I
did my best to fend off her
advances, she -was ada-
mant that we sleep
together, have secret
assignments, the whole
bit. It was difficult,
because her father kept a
close eye on her, especial-
ly when she'd throw
herself into my lap, stroke
my jowls, and run her
fingers through my scan-
ty locks. Some older men
have that effect on young
females.
Well, there I was,
caught in the middle. I'd
rush to gaze at the one I'd
admired so long, then be
trapped by the younger
one who was shameless. It
was kind of nice, when I
think back. I haven't been
in such a fix since I asked
two girls to the same
dance, back in high
school. And they both
accepted.
I don't want to make
this too titillating for a
family journal, so I'll have
to spell it out. I got
nowhere with mature
lady, but I was used to
this. With the young one,'I
kept the secret
assignments, and we
parted with kisses and
promises of an early
rekindling of the affair.
The first lady's name
was Elizabeth, with a R •
after it. She was handing
over the Canadian con-
stitution to a sodden mob
in Ottawa. The other
lady's name was Jennifer,
and she is four years old.
The latter did sleep with
me for awhile, until she
went to sleep and was car-
ried to her proper place of
repose. We did keep our
secret assignment: bacon
and eggs at 7 a.m.
On Monday, I told one of
my favorite senior female
students, after she'd ask-
ed how the weekend was,
that I'd slept with a young
lady, and her face fell a
foot. Until I explained.
It does happen here,
I'm angry about it.
Perhaps you should be too.
You always hear about
crime and violence in the
streets of American cities
and you say, "Tsk, tsk, It's
really a shame the way
they carry on down there
south of the border,"
thinking that it could
never happen up here.
Balderdash. It can, and
does happen. Right here in
South-western Ontario.
Right here in Smalltown,
Canada.
As I write this, prepara-
tions are being made for
the funeral of a 30 year-old
policeman in the town of
Arthur. He has a young
wife and two small
children. Coincidentally,
this weekend Gilles
Villeneuve, also thirty
years old, was killed in a
high-speed accident at the
Belgian Grand Prix.
Its interesting how peo-
ple have reacted to both
these situations.
Villeneuve's death makes
front-page news all across
Canada. People sigh and
say, "What a pity so
young to die." Its almost
as if he were 'a hero. He
So what's new: Another
cop bites the dust. Another
one who won't be there to
get you with the radar
trap or annoy you knock -
Perspectives
risks his life in a foolish
manner, benefitting no
one, and everyone is very
unhappy. To top it off, he
is paid very handsomely
for taking this type of risk
and people flock to the
racetracks to get his
autograph and be thrilled
by his antics.
The storybout the OPP
officer, on the other hand,
will definitely not make
the front page news in
Vancouver.
By Syd Fletcher
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4
ing on the door about an
extra -loud party. So who
cares.
Listen! You better care!
Something has to be
done about a society which
places 4 times as much
value on the doctors who
operate on bullet wounds
than the guy who has guts
enough to enter a darken-
ed alley trying to prevent
that bullet hole in your
chest.
Something has to be
too
done about a society which
can send a person to jail
for a year for shooting a
cat (last week's story -
London Free Press) and
will let a self-confessed
murderer out on parole
after serving 10 or 12
years in jail. -
What are you going to do
about courts which con-
sistently go so easy on
first-time violent of-
fenders, that our judicial
system has become a
farce, a laughing -stock to
the rest of the world and
certainly to criminals?
What are you going to do
about a system that en-
courages criminals to
carry guns into relatively
minor crimes e.g. a break
and enter situation
because they know that
killing a oliceman is no
big thing?
What are you going to do
about those two little kids
crying for their daddy in
Arthur, Ontario - tonight
after the funeral?
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