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Amalgamated 1924
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"Frankly, I'm disappointed
with the new constitution --
it
it leaves a few areas uncovered
and doesn't provide adequate
protection..."
..like my feet, s.
arms..."
A comment by Mayor Bruce Shaw at last week's
session of Exeter council didn't get the reaction from
members that could have been anticipated.
Shaw expressed some concern that the Ontario
Municipal Board may not approve a proposed sanitary
sewer project for the south-west section of town in view
of the high cost and the small number of homeowners
who would benefit.
If there is any validity in the Mayor's concern, and
there may well be, it appears foolish for council to give
Remove the doubts first
the engineers approval to begin design work for the
project. The cost of the desig work'would be wasted
if the OMB refused approval or the project, or if coun-
cillors themselves at some future time questioned the
advisability of the project.
The principle of the project should be considered
by council and also checked out with the OMB before
the engineering fees are expended if there is any,doubt
that the project may ever proceed.
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Trouble with counting
A 23 -hour Commons debate on Liberal energy and
economic policies came to an abrupt end last week
when the opposition got caught without enough MPs
in the House.
At least that was the ruling of Liberal MP Denis
Ethier, who was sitting in the Speaker's chair when
another Liberal MP caught all parties off guard when
he asked for a head count. Ethier ruled the sitting was
one short of the required 20 members for a quorum:
Opposition party members reacted bitterly over
the situation and there was considerable confusion
regarding the head count, some suggesting that the re-
quired 20 members were ih fact present. .
The confusion over the Fount won't come as a sur-
prise to most Cpnadians. They've suspected for some
time that MPs have trouble with figures', although sure-
ly one of them could have taken off his shoes to use all
his digits to get an accurate count of 20.
However, given the, serious topic of the debate,
Canadians may wonder why the other 262 (or was it
261?) electedofficials weren't on hand to consider the
nation's energy and economic policies.
Bike weather is here
With the advent of spring and warmer weather,
old and young enthusiasts will be thinking of getting
out the bicycle. The Ontario Safety League suggests
a few preliminary steps you should take to insure your
bike is safe.
Ride a, bicycle that fits you. The size of your bike
affects your ability to reach and use the steering,
pedals and braking controls: You should be able to
reach the ground•comfortably with the ball of your foot
while sitting upright on the seat.
Check the tires for wear and tear. Also check the
wheel spokes, chain, and your lighting and horn
systems. Make sure the bike is well oiled, and get down
to the nuts and bolts of things, tightening any loose nuts
where necessary.
Before taking the bike onto the street, check the
braking ability of your machine on both wet and dry
surfaces. Your .bicycle should also be in good align-
ment. If the bike veers to one side when pushed for-
ward, it is out of line and needs adjustment.
Remember that the bicyclist is considered under
the law to be a driver .and as such traffic rules, regula-
tions, signs and signals apply just the same to the
cyclist as to the motorist.
The Ontario Safety League reminds you that
you're one of the smallest units on the road and it's not
always easy for motorists to see you. Use reflective
tape as required by law, reflectors and wear light col-
oured clothing at night.
Canada far ahead in disarmament
About three years ago, the writer en-
joyed a trip to Germany to see Canada's
troops in action as part of a NATO war
game exercise. Speaking to officials at
that time, there was considerable em-
phasis placed on the fact that while our
fighting men were well-respected, there
was concern for the numbers available
and the type of equipment they had at
their disposal.
When the British navy set sail for the
Falkland Islands recently, one of the na-
tional TV networks' did an update on
Canada's national defence position, and
the story was enlightening, albeit rather
shocking.
The initial reaction was to be thankful
the Argentine army hadn't invaded New-
foundland, rather than the Falklands.
Most of the Canadian maritime defence
units are in dry-dock waiting for extensive
repairs, the foot soldiers are looking
through scrap yards to find spare parts
for their antique trucks and the air units
are under -staffed.
The intriguing part of the show was the
information that the majority of people in-
volved in Canada's national defence are
sitting behind desks. They out -number
battle personnel by about three or four to
one.
If that's not bad enough, experts note
that surveys indicate that 20 percent of
the enlisted men wouldn't fight if Canada
did become involved in some sort of
hostilities.
In short; we have little in the way of a
meaningful defence, either at home or as
our part of the nation's commitment to
NATO.
The real stopper came when it was
pointed out that some of the obsolete
equipment on Canadian ships requires
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spare parts that are available , only
through Czechoslovakia.
Now you and I both know that the
Czechs aren't about to be bn our side if
trouble did arise, so it can hardly be
counted as a reliable source for parts in
wartime.
Whether consciously or unconsciously,
Canada appears to be leading the way in
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
the world disarmament plan. The pro-
blem is, this nation is one of the few in-
volved in the plan, the majority choosing
to continue to build up their stockpile of
weapons. Leading the way in that regard,.
of course, are the Warsaw Pact countries.
Experts indicate we could hold our own
in a scrap with Liechtenstein (with 6S0 in
its army) but after that we'd be hard
pressed to defend ourselves against any
nation which decided to take a crack at
us.
However, to suggest the nation is total-
ly defenceless is inaccurate, given the
belief held by most Canadians that our big
brothers in the land to the south would
quickly come to our rescue.
But there is growing concern among
those big brothers that Canada is not car-
rying its fair share of the load in terms of
the defence of North America, and there's
pressure being put on the government to
loosen the purse strings.
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On the other side of the argument are
those who note that spending money on
defence is rather useless, considering that
there will be no winner in an all-out global
battle. Exchanging salvoes of nuclear
missiles is a suicidal contest.
However, there is also that intangible
known as the "balance of power", which
some consider to be the factor that will
save the world from the final holocaust.
It's much akin to a high-stakes poker
game where the players aren't certain
if they have the cards to call.
But there are also those who theorize
that the Warsaw Post nations are conti-
nuing their relentless rush into the arms
race sothey can, at some point, lay their
cards on the table and force their adver-
saries to quit the game without any for-
midable opposition in the face of the
foreboding consequences.
Obviously, the decision on whether to
put up or shut up is not one that Canadians
will make. This nation is totally at the
whim of our southern big brothers.
The frightening aspect is that the spark
that could set it off may well be in some
obscure place such as Falkland Islands,
a sheep pasture in the south Atlantic.
It wasn't until they engaged in a bit of
blood-letting that the two combatants in
that skirmish realized the futility and
tragedy of war.
The situation perhaps adds credence to
the argument of those who support the
balance of power theory, and while
world support grows among those crying
for a reduction in the arms race, Canada
remains in a vulnerable position until the
world leaders hear those cries and take
appropriate action.
Capitalism
It's pretty difficult these
days to ignore inflation
unless you live in a cave
have a good, warm wife, a
root cellar full of spuds,
turnips and carrots, and a
private income of about
$200 a week.
But somehow, I've
managed, though I've
done my share of whining,
until recently. I've done
some shopping, and for a
change looked at the
prices. My conclusion is
that capitalism is a lost
cause.
I know it dates me, but
somewhere back there in
the murk of my mind, I
still had the idea that a
loafl.of bread was a dime,
a pound of butter two bits,
a quarter of milk 10 cents,
hamburger was
something you ate a lot of,
but was cheap, coffee was
10 cents a cup, beer was
about 15 cents a pint, and
cigarettes had shot up to
about 35 cents a package.
Iknew better, but I
pushed it to the back of my
mind, as one does
thoughts about death.
Back there in that foggy
area, I still felt that
bananas were a nickel a
pie ,e, lettuce, carrots,
cabbages and radishes
were something you grew
in the back yard, and eggs
ran about two or three
cents each.
On Sunday you killed a
chicken, and had a big din-
ner, for a total cost of
about 85 cents.
On Saturday night you
went to the movies, and it
cost you about 75 cents for
two, and they threw in a
piece of china or
something. After. the
show, two hamburgs, two
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pies, two coffees for 60
cents.
Well, my dreams have
been dispelled, and I know
now that, after working
for 35 years, I have no
money in the bank, no cat-
tle out west, and it costs
me about five dollars a
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day to avoid freezing.
I asked my wife about
prices of some staple
items, and almost went in-
to a coma.
My mother used to send
me to the butcher's for two
pounds of hamburg, "and
tell him we need some dog
bones." The hamburg was
a quarter, or' 25 pennies,
and the dog bones, with
hunks of meat on them,
were free. We made soup
from them.
Today, if there were
such a thing as a real, live
butcher (they are now
meat -cutters), the ham-
burg would cost me about
four bucks, and the dog -
bones, without a shred on
them, another 60 cents a
pound. Poor Rover.
When I was a kid, we
"put down' a barrel each
of MacIntosh and Spy ap-
ples, in the cool cellar.
They lasted most of the
winter. Today, with four
ordinary Delicious apples
going at a quarter each,
you'd have to take a se-
cond mortgage to do that.
Since my boyhood, but-
ter is almost 10 times as
much, bread, the same,
milk the same. Eggs are
only about six times as
much. Hamburger is up
more than 10 times as
much. I wouldn't even
guess on cheese, which us-
ed to be about 20 cents a
. pound.
A head of lettuce is no
longer something you feed
The rabbits. Recently it
was running about $1.50 a
head, _ and there was
almost a riot when a local
store offered some at 48
cents a head. Pastry white
junk, full of water:
Celery was something
you used to chomp by the
stick, maybe with some
cheese tucked into its
cleft. Now you hoard it,
and eat the leaves in soup
and serve it in little curls,
keeping an eye on who is
hogging it at the party.
Party? What party?
About 20 years ago, people
still had parties, and sup-
plied all the food and
boozeN,,and coffee.
Nowadays, the acronym
BYOB has crept into the
language. It means bring
your own boo*. And a
salad, or a hot dish, or but-
tered rolls, or a dessert.
Perhaps it's a good sign.
Instead of everyone trying
to out do everyone, by hav-
ing a bigger and more
lavish party than the last
couple, we've got back to
the pioneer pot -luck idea.
And nobody seems to suf-
fer. Ten years ago,
backyard barbecues were
the thing, and people vied
to see who could cook the
thickest steak. Nowadays,
you've got to be practical-
ly one of the jet set to see
steak once %month. The
rest of us just see it as we
walk past the meat
counters, looking for some
stewing beef or a nice bit
of brisket or tripe.
Twenty years ago, we
could go td a hotel in -the
city, spend $22 on a double
room, take in a theatre,
top quality, for eight
bucks, and order delicious
cold roast beef sand-
wiches from room service,
for about $1.20 a throw,
with all sorts ofchips and
pickles and a pot of coffee
for 50 cents.
Today, a similar room
would be about $85, the
theatre $50, the sand-
wiches $10, the coffee $5.
We scarcely ever go to
the movies any more.
Seven bucks for two and
mini chocolate bars, stale
popcorn at about 50 cents
a rattle. No wonder people
watch re -runs of I Love
Lucy.
No wonder our doctors
and lawyers and politi-
cians need about $100,000
a year just to keep up.
They can scarcely put
bread on the table.
And no wonder old peo-
ple are eating dog -food.
They can't even afford a
can of beans.
Ndw it's animal ri_ghts
It was bound to happen.
Sooner or later it had to
catch on. After all this is
the day of women's libera-
tion and the fight for seals'
lives by Greenpeace.
Everybody has a cause,
and the latest is a cam-
paign in the States for
animal rights. They want
chickens to have more
room in their cages - space
to preen their feathers, a
place to stand up for a
good scratch, and more
variety in their feed. The
same group is fighting to
get warmer covering
sheds for steers on the big
cattle farms and better
ventilation for pigs in the
summer.
Some people might get a
little upset by all this con-
cern for animals but who
am I to argue. I can see
the future now how it
might be.
The P.O.O.P. (Profes-
sional Organization Of
Pigs) representative is
sent out by the govern-
ment to insect a local
the building.
The P.O.O.P. rep smiles
with pleasure at the
delightful aroma of
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
chapter's living quarters.
He drives up in his
limousine and is pleased
to hear, as he enters the
drive way, the strains of
Beethoven's Fifth Sym-
phony filtering out. from
the Sony sound system.
The farmer (pardon me,
Manager of Resource
Development) greets him
at the door and escorts
him on a special tour of
freshly -cooked vegetable
rice soup which assails his
nostrils. His smile
broadens at the sight of
the spacious rooms, one
for every comrade, each
specially equipped with a
heat lamp for these
freezie-cold nights, and a
specially monogrammed
soup bowl.
But what's this? The
P.O.O.P. man's smile
fades. His jowls quiver
with righteous anger. For
two cents he'd set up a
blockade of the Manager
of Natural Resourcee's
driveway, strip him of his
title and force him out of
the business.
"Please sir, spare me,"
begged the poor manager.
"I'll see that those pic-
tures of, pardon me for
saying the dirty works,
ham and pork, are taken
down immediately so the
comrades won't have to
learn what is in store for
them."
"See that you do!"
bristled the P.O.O.P. rep,
bustling out of the room.
He must be on his way.
He'd heard that the next
farn. down the road was
serving baked apples for
the comrade's supper
tonight. One surely had to
admit that there were real
fringe benefits to this job.