HomeMy WebLinkAboutTimes-Advocate, 1982-05-05, Page 15I was always a habitual nail
biter. In an effort to make me
grow beautiful finger nails
my mother would offer me
bribes when I was young. if 1
could cease nail biting for a
week my Barbie doll would
get a new outfit. This was
easy, and soon Barbie had a
whole wardrobe.
But like other bad habits,
once you realize you can stop
without too much effort, you
tell yourself you don't have to
worry about it, because you
can quit anytime. And the bad
habit continues.
Actually, I did eventually
decide that chewed off finger-
nails are very ugly, so 1 swit-
ched to nibbling on cuticles.
And I can now chew a Bic pen
to destruction in less than an
hour. Especially when a
deadline is approaching and
I'm trying to jot down a story
outline.
I gave up nail biting one
finger at a time. It all started
when 1 began "going steady"
and I 'had to wear ' my
boyfriend's high school ring.
With the huge ring, and the'
big -wad of wool wound
around the back to make it fit,
I knew I was drawing atten-
tion to my ring finger. -
I decided I needed a finger
nail to balance the ring, and
at least make one finger look
nice. Once I had grown one
finger nail, I decided I could
grow more. And 10 years later
when I was given a diamond
ring to replace the high school
ring,' those fingers actually
looked decent. I even
manicured and painted them
from time to time.
The nail biting habit comes
and goes, and occasionally I
find myself chewing frantical-
ly on a hang nail, but I still
always try to keep my ring
finger looking neat. Which
brings me to the point of all
this:
The story starts one even-
ing a week ago, when our dog
Pepper was outside barking.
Not wanting to interrupt the
neighbourhood as they watch-
ed the Stanley cup playoffs, I
brought Pepper inside and
thought little more about it.
Soon the game was over,
and it was bedtime. We had a
fire in our woodstove because
it was rather a cool evening,
but it was growing hot and
stuffy in the house. As I was
undressing for bed, I decided
we would probably sleep bet-
ter, if the bedroom window
rieft
L,
Mary's
musings
By Mary Alderson
was open. 1 raised the sash,
and pulled the pins to put up
the storm window.
As I opened the window, the
distinct odour of skunk
into the bedroom. So that'
why Pepper was barking, I
thought to myself as I hastily
closed the window again. And
this is where things went
wrong.
Trying to close one of these
storm windows ,in a hurry,
while the smell of skunk is
overwhelming you, can cause
you to lose some co-
ordination. The window
slammed down, the pins lock-
ed into place andthree of my
fingers were jammed bet-
ween the sill and the glass.
My ring fingernail was being
squeezed the most.
I did whatanyone else
would do, standing with only
a nightie on, and threefingers
pinched inagony. I screamed.
My, husband bolted from,
the living room, crashed into
the bedroom and released me
from my trap. I could not
have freed myself on my own:
-it takes two hands to pull the
pins which lock the storm.
windows. Later, Victor
speculated on what I would
have done if he hadn't been
home. I informed him I would
have stood and screamed
longer.
In any case, my ring finger
was swollen, and the nail was
broken and split. I slept that
night' with my hand in ice
cubes. I feared the worst
would happen! the nail would
turn black and fall off.:.
But fortunately; the nail
survived and it is growing
again. The only problem was
typing W,S, and X for a few
days. I can hear you saying
that S and W might present a
few problems because they
are used quite frequently, but
actually °-it was X I missed
the most. You see, when I am
composing at the typewriter
(from the notes I made with
my chewed up Bic pen) I use
X to cross out letters or lines
whenever I make a mistake
or change my mind.
In any case, I'm back to
Xing; and my ring finger is
recovering. I noticed,
however, that I am married
to a nail biter, and I work for
a nail biter. I guess running
your own business or being
editor of a • magazine
publishing company . can
create nervous habits. Nail
biting. is. I guess. preferable
imEwis .�
Musk .ic
We would like to thank -the people of Ex-
eter and surrounding areas for your support
at our Grand Opening held May 1st.
Congratulations to Suzanne Gonyou of
Exeter winner. of the $50,.00 merchandise
voucher.
SUMMER ISA COMIN' .A past president of the Huron Country Playhouse. Guild,
Phyl Wilkins modeled attractive swim wear at the Guild's annual fashion show
Wednesday at the Pinery Inn.
Piayhouse fashion shetiv
features summer clothes
.Beautiful models, a 'dazzl-
ing paradeof swim wear, and
comfortable, casual co-
ordinates were featured at the
Huron County Playhouse
Guild's annual fashion show,
• held Wednesday at the Pinery
Inn, south of Grand Bend. One
hundred and ten members
and friends of the Guild en-
joyed lunch and a visual taste
of summer to come.
Phyl Wilkins, a past presi-
dent, was co-ordinator.
Fashions were from the Sun
Shop, Grand Bend. The show
was directed by Barbara
Balmer, manager, and. Nick
Carter, owner of the shop.
Casual skirts, tops, slacks
and dresses were .mostly of
easy -care cotton' blends to fit
all sizes and ages. Swim wear
was displayed by all of the
models from teenage to
grandmothers. Interesting
cover-ups in terry and eyelet'
were also shown.
Guild members who model-
ed were Phyl Wilkins, Susan
Baker, Tory McKenzie, Joy
Hogg and Ellen Coutts. Teen
model was Sandra Balmer.
Commentator was Beth
McKay, London and Dave
Sheppard of Grand Bend kept
the show moving with plea-
sant keyboard.
accompaniment.
President Al Coo spoke
briefly at the end of the show,
expressing her appreciation.
A gourmet dinner for two at
the Pinery Inn was won by
Donna Hodgins. Pat Boyd
won a merchandise cer-
tificate for the Sun Shop. .
For the Guild's tenth an-
niversary in June, members
hope to honor past presidents
to lint picking, knee tapping;
or even worse, smoking. But
sometimes 1 wonder if 1 make
the people around me
nervous?
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