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Times Established 1873
Advocate Established 1881
Amalgamated 1924
dvocate
Serving South Huron, North Middlesex
& North Lambton Since 1873
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Other side of the picture
If editorial opinions have' corresponding algebraic
equations, then it follows thatthecommendationpass-.
ed along to Exeter council last week for their 1982
budget should result in equal disdain for the budgets
announced by the two shcool boards serving ratepayers
in this area.
It was our opinion that the five percent budget in-
crease by Exeter council was a realistic response to
the community's needs and current economic situa-
tion. Therefore the increases of about 14 percent by the
two school boards is not a realistic response.
In recent years, area municipal councils have at-
tempted to keep their spending under control, while
the school boards have continued to dig deeper into the
taxpayers' pockets to the point where education costs
are now the largest portion of the property tax bill.
In 1979, Exeter ratepayers had 46.62 percent of
their propertytax diverted tomunicipal purposes and
42.27 percent to education. By 1981, the figures had
been more than reversed with 42.12 percent going to
municipal purposes and 46.52 percent to education. The
1982 levies will move the proportions even more in
favour of education.
School board members have not been looking in
the right direction for the example to be followed in
the budget process, as indicated in the comment by
Huron County Board of Education chairman Dorothy
Wallace who noted that when the surrounding boards
come out with their budgets, the Huron board will "look
pretty good".
In comparison with the municipal budgets in
Huron, the school board in fact looks pretty bad and
trustees have clearly not met the challenge of keep-
ing taxation at a reasonable level during these difficult
economic times.
Will become luxury
All denials aside, you can bet the price of a first
class stamp from Canada Post Corporation will soon
increase, some predicting it will go as high as 55 cents
before long.
And, while it is admirable that Canada Post presi-
dent Michael Warren wants to balance his budget and
demonstrate some fiscal reponsibility at a level where
there is none,his method of 'doing so is somewhat
sttspect.
There is a delicate balance between the cost of
receiving a service and the quality of that service that
must be adhered to if any corporation hopes to retain
business and consumer confidence in any given
community.
Canada Post tipped that balance ever so slightly
some months ago when it increased the price of a first
class stamp to 20 cents from 17 cents. •
As a result, more and more Canadians are paying
bills through the banking system, sending parcels by
courier and using other modes of communication.
And, after last summer's strike, business at the
Post Office has to be decreasing.
A move by Canada Post in the next 12 months to
further increase the price of its first class stamp to the
sugested.55 cents will be disastrous for the corpora-
tion and ultimately,Mr. Warren and h1's budget.
There, is noway he increase `will offse the loss of
business Canada Post will incur. If you believe what
Canada's business associations are saying through
surveys of their membership they have recently con-
ducted, Canada Post may already have bumped the
kitty too far now.
Instead of increasing the price of stamps, Mr. War-
ren would be well advised to consider looking at how.
he can trim his budget - particularly his labor costs
inside the Post Office. .
At 55 cents a stamp, Canada Post will become a
luxury for Canadians, not a public service.
Killdeer can even stop
By now, most readers will have filed
their 1981 income tax returns, the annual
spring ritual that creates doom and gloom
in contrast to the pleasant weather that
prevailed as procrastinators labored
through the forms at the llth hour.
About the only good thing one can say
about the government at such a time is
their wisdom in allowing people to wait
until the end of April to file taxes.
By then, the weather • was usually
straightened around after the prolonged
winter. The sunny skies help to brighten
an otherwise cheerless task.
Can you imagine what it would be like
compiling your tax return on some dreary
day in January or February with the
winter winds howling and the latest
heating bill sitting beside your work area?
It would surely be enough to cause
Canadians to erupt into a total state of
mutiny.
So give the devil his dues. There's con-
siderable wisdom in setting the deadline
well into the spring months.
The writer got a chuckle out of a radio
talk show that had income tax as a topic
late last week on the eve of filing deadline.
The first hour of the show was set aside
for callers who had to divy up some cash
for the revenue department and the next
hour was for those lucky souls who were
getting some money back.
It never ceases to amaze that people
can be so gullible that they take great con-
solation in the fact they are getting a
small cheque back from the government.
They look upon it as a gift.
In reality, of course, it is returned sole-
ly, because they have over -paid through
the past year. In a sense they have loan-
ed the government some cash and the on-
ly interest they get is not for the entire
period for which the government has had
use of that cash, but only from the April
30 deadline until they actually send out the
refund. Sure beats borrowing it from the
bank! •
To be sure, it may be better than hav-
ing to send off a cheque, but it's far from
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being a windfall from a benevolent tax
collector.
. The abundant sunshine over the
weekend stirred the green blood that runs
through my thumb and I managed to get
in an early crop of peas, lettuce, beets and
spinach. Normally, the writer is content
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
to wait until mid-May to start gardening,
but the temptation of getting out to soak
up some sun and work in the earth was
just too much to resist.
However, what for me was a record-
setting pace, still wasn't early enough as
I was beaten to the punch by a raucous
squatter who had gained an ally in the
person responsible for working up the
garden plot.
I had expected to find the garden hon-
ed to a fine condition when I arrived with
several packets of seed, and much to my
dismay, there was a huge section that had
peen untouched by the cultivator. In the
middle of what had been planned as a
pea patch a large stick had been erected
to mark off what the gardener was in -/-
formed was the maternity ward.
The tenant in the middle of the propos)
ed pea patch was a killdeer who had
deposited three marble -colored eggs. If
there were thoughts about disrupting the
nest, they were quickly dispelled by the
antics of the mother who set about to show
that coming too close to her prospective
brood would make the fiasco on the
Falkland Islands look like a Sunday
School picnic.
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The bird chastised me fervently every
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time I took a wayward step in the direc-
tion of her nest, but I couldn't resist the
school -boy temptation of putting her
through one of Mother Nature's most in-
teresting displays - a mother killdeer at-
tempting to lure an intruder away from
her nest.
Her uncanny instinct at putting herself
between the gardener and hernest was
only part of the show as she went
through her "broken wing" antics in the
attempt to get me to follow her and
remove myself even more distant from
the three eggs.
Of course, once I had been lured far
enough away, she quickly healed and flew
off, no doubt satisfying herself that once
again she had out -smarted the adversary.
I'm not sure how long it takes killdeer
eggs to hatch, or the young to be ready to
leave the nest, but I may have to hope for
a late fall harvest for the pea patch.
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The plaintive and penetrating cries of
the mother reminded me of one of her
forebears who caused a great deal of
anguish for the SHDHS cadet corps about
30 years ago when the writer was an un-
distinguished buck private in the motley
crew of marchers planning for the annual
inspection.
On that occasion, a killdeer had
unceremoniously chosenthe middle of the
parade route in the school grounds as her
nesting place and she wasn't about to be
intimidated by the make -belief guns that
were carried at every angle imaginable
.by the baggy-trousered marchers.
To protect the troops from her attack,
a shovel was used to designate her section
of the battle ground and the platoons had
to make a couple of unscheduled left and
right turns to get around her, resulting in
considerable disarray for the troops who
had trouble enough marching straight, let
alone around intricate courses to avoid
bird nests.
It was surely a paradox, considering the
military connotation of the event:
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"Stop saying it'll bottom out — that's what worries me!"
A chest full of medals
Was just dusting off my
war medals the other day,
to put them back in
storage in a drawer in the
cellar, where they've been
gathering mould since we
moved here 22 years ago.
I'd brought them out, or
at least my wife had, to
lend to a student who was
going to be a general in the
school production of My
Fair Lady. He had to have
a chestful of medals. I had
seen them last about the
time they arrived in the
mail, after World War II.
They were of about the
same vintage as my wed-
ding certificate; which I.
haven't seen since the
same time.
I never know where
these great mementoes
are. My wife doesn't
either, but she looks for
them, and I don't. I say,
"Wonder where that pic-
ture is, when I was playing
half -back for Victoria Col-
lege?" Then I forget it.
She doesn't. She spends
four hours looking, and
says, "It's in the attic,
right with that picture that
was taken of you and that
shameless hussy in a Lon-
don pub." And she jams
under my nose a nightclub
photo of me talking
earnestly to a handsome,
dark, WAAF.
Anyway, it's the thought
that counts. She wasn't
that good-looking,, and I
wasn't that earnest. I was
probably asking her if•
she'd lend me a couple of
pounds. Sterling, that is.
Let's get back to the
medals, before I get into a
quagmire. My old girl
polished them up, and
they shone like gold. I
learned shortly after that
they are worth as much as
50 bucks each, providing
they're not polished, and
that beautiful brass finish
removed.
I couldn't help it. I took
them to my classes and
displayed them. I held up
one that was a medal for,
eating Spam for four
years, told them it was the
Victoria Cross. Pinned on
another, told them it was
the French Croix de
Guerre. It was actually
guys. Stick the old turkeys
on a British ship with an
open bar, for three weeks
heading for the Falklands,
and you'd accomplish two
things.
Most of them would be
dead of high blood
pressure, heart attacks or
strokes by the time they'd
got there. Or the Argenti-
nian forces would die
Sugar
and Spice
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presented to everyonewho
got on a troopship without
slipping off the gangplank.
And so on. They didn't
know the difference.
When I got them back, I
stuck them in a desk
drawer, and forgot about
them. But recent events
have stirred some old,
secret fire in me. I want a
medal for the Falkland
Islands Campaign.
There wont be many of
them, but I'd certainly
stand out in the Legion
parade on Remembrance
Day. I can just see it: a
ruby, representing the
British Empire, on a field
of argent (silver), stan-
ding for Argentina, with a
mushroom in the centre.
I'm trying to keep this a
secret, so that not too
many old vets will try to
button up their old battle -
dress and volunteer for
the Falkland Islands•
Campaign.
It might not be a bad
idea, on the other hand, to
call up the old vets. No use
wasting a lot of young
laughing when they saw
these old grey-haired, pot-
bellied, red-faced war-
riors piling over the gun-
wales of the assault boats,
anddrowninginsix inches
of water.
Either way, the Depart-
ment of Veterans' Affairs
would save a mint on pen-
sions and hospital treat-
ment, or, in the second
case, win the war.
But, by George, it would
be a great way to go. And
I know thousands of old
vets who would rather go
one of those two ways than
the way they're going
now.
Isn't it amazing to think
that those old guys, less
than 40 years ago, were
fighting for the British
Empire, among other
things? That red stuff on
the map, on which the sun
never set.
India, Burma, great
chunks of Africa, half the
West Indies, Rhodesia.
And, of course, the "col-
onies", as the Limeys kept
thinking of Canader,
Australier, New Zealand
South Africer, and many
another.
Like an old wool
sweater that has been
washed too many times in
super -hot water, the
British Empire has
shrunk to the. UK, Nor-
thern Ireland (and they
can have it), Hong Kong,
Gibraltar; the Falklands,
and a few other zircons in
the once -diamond -studded
British crown.
If the Brits got into a
war, by some idiotic
misconception, and issued
a call to the Empah to
come to their rescue,
there would be a deafen-
ing silence, rather than a
rush to the colours.
Pity. It wasn't a b;,d em-
pire, as empires go. Out-
posts in darkest Africa;
dressing for dinner; keep-
ing a stiff upper lip under
one's topee; being
benevolent to the nignogs;
swindling the Chinese;
grabbing everything that
was removable. But not as
cruel or brutal as the
Romans or the: Spanish.
And there was a sort of
kinshipamong the
fighting men who came,
again and again, to save
Britain's bacon, whether it
was Gurkhas from Nepal
or mon from Trinidad, or
Canadian farmers, or
Australian sheepmen. All,
are gone.
But right now, I'm form-
ing •the Falkland Islands
Fighting Force. And if
there are any of you left
who want to help the Old
Lady when she's in trou-
ble, send me your names
and the type of wheelchair
you prefer, and once again
we'll go Over the Top Or
Down to the Bottom.
Now in .black and white
Last week I was talking in their attempts and have
about some of the rights died. •
which we have had entren- In South Africa black
ched in the Canadian people must have'passes'
constitution.
One of the rights we
have always had and so
therefore take for granted
is the right to move from '
province to province or
simply to leave Canada
when we choose to go pn a
trip. In some countries
you must stay in the exact
area where you were born.
In others such as East
Germany and the other
Iron Curtain countries you
are forbidden to leave the
country. Many people
have risked their lives to
escape from such places.
Many have not succeeded
search it and arrest you,
all without the benefit of a
search warrant or even
without having reasonable
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
in order to travel and work
in white -designated areas.
Everyone here has the
right to be secure against
unreasonable search and
Seizure. Again, in South
America, the police can
come into your house,
Suspicion of wrong -doing
on your part.
Here the police cannot
keep you in jail without in-
forming you of the,reasons
for doing so. You have to
be informed of the
specific offense and have
to be tried within a
reasonable time. In San
Salvador people are often
put in jail or simply shot
for political reasons. They
are often left in jail to rot
without a trial.
If you think that we
have had this all • along
you've been listening to
too many American
police programs' in which
the prisoner is always
read his rights.
Believe me, those
'rights' have not always
been in existence here in
Canada and it's high time
they were laid down in
black and white as they
now have in the
new constitution.