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Tough thing to prove
About the only person working hard in Ottawa
these days is the enterprising chap selling ear -muffs
to the inarticioantsin an unprecedented stalemate that
has effectively halted the parliamentary process.
The bells have been ringing, but the Conservatives
have refused to answer them, in ,a protest over the
government's energy bill.
Someone suggested that a union leader, whose
organisation had been forced back to work by the
government, was seeking an injunction to force the
MPs back into the House of Commons.
However, he was having one big problem: the
court was demanding that he prove the workers involv-
ed in the Commons stalemate actually perform an
essential service.
That would, indeed, be difficult to prove.
Require some answers
When the Ontario treasurer announces that
municipalities will receive a 10.9 percent increase in
grants, it would be assumed by most that all
municipalities in the province would be treated
equally.
However, somewhere in the fine print; the an-
nouncement was that the 10.9 percent wps on average
and in fact some municipalities will end up with in-
creases above the 10.9 percent and others will fall
below that figure:
• Exeter, for instance, will get an increase of 4.91
percent according to finance chairman Bill Mickle, or
less than half the increase being granted on average
and presumably as little as only a quarter of the in-
crease that some may be getting.
Are there, as Mickle suggests, some favored
municipalities in this province? Could it be that Ex-
•
eter citizens are being penalized for voting the wrong
way in recent provincial elections?
Whatever the reason, the treasurer should be ask-
ed for an explanation, either through,direct contact by
council, or through the office of MPP Jack Riddell.
This municipality deserves an answer to why it is be-
ing treated inequitably.
Mr. Mickle raises another pertinent matter in
noting that some provincial grants are based on
municipal expenditures of the previous year and this
in turn rewards inefficiency or Qiose mupicipalities.
which do not practice,tiie restrain being by
the provincial government.
It is ludicrous that the provincial government
should encourage restraint on one hand and then ac-
tually reward those which fail to comply with that
necessity.
Makes good sense.
The federal Unemployment Insurance Commis-
sion has broken with precedent to permit a sensible
working plan for the Town of Durham. In that com-
munity a work -sharing plan has been finalized whereby
the employees of one industry are sharing layoff time
rather than leaving some families with no employment:
at all.
The available working hours are split so that each
employee works a given number of days each week.
Unemployment insurance is paid for the days of layoff
in the week.
It was, of course, high time the UIC unbent on
some of its iron -clad regulations. For many years
would -be -employers who had a few days or a few
weeks of work available, found that recipients of
unemployment insurance benefits could not accept
such part-time work because it would end their in-
surance benefits and there would be a long waiting
period before the benefits were restored.
With unemployment increasing as rapidly as it is,
many more such sensible plans will be needed.
Wingham Advance -Times
What's
Exeter council probably won't get much
opposition from employees in their recent
edict that staff members will be reim-
bursed for course and seminar expenses
only if they successfully complete any
tests accompanying those courses.
It only stands to reason that employees
should be expected to show enough-in-
tereat and initiative in the courses to at-
tain a passing grade. Councillor Gaylan
Josephson, who proposed the idea, notes
correctly that attendance at such courses
is of no benefit to the town if the employee
doesn't learn enoughto pass a test.
It should be noted that Josephson was
not making rules with' which he is un-
familiar. The veterinarian is presently
taking courses at the University of Guelph
and explained to council that he has to pay
the costs involved and will only be reim-
bursed by his employer ( the federal
goverment ) if he passes the required
examinations.
He correctly contends that attendance
at courses should not merely be con-
•sidered a paid holiday by town
employees.
But let's carry the argument one step
farther. Why not adopt a policy making
it mandatory for members of councils to
write tests following their•attendance at
conventions to ensure the taxpayer is get-
ting some benefit from those sojourns?
Just what did area taxpayers receive in
the form of benefit through the attendance
at the recent Good Roads convention by
several council and staff members? One
report indicated it was interesting but if
it priimarily involved a discussion on wolf•
bounties there the taxpayers in Exeter
didn't get much return on their invest-
ment. The wolf problem in this town just
hasn't hit epidemic proportions yet, and
good for the goose...
it is questionable if it requires three peo-
ple to bring back news about wolf
bounties.
I'm almost afraid to ask what wolves
have to do with good roads, although the
activities of some delegates may provide
BATT'N
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an answer that is probably best left
untouched.
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If memory serves the writer correctly,
there was a practice initiated some time
ago whereby convention -goers were ex-
pected to file a brief written report of the
highlights of the event they attended.
Regardless. it's not a bad idea anyway,
in that it prompts people to jot down some
of the worthwhile ideas they hear from
the various speakers on the agenda. It
becomes a valuable tool in assessing the
value of such events to ensure that they
are not merely paid vacations for elected
officials, a suggestion which often arises
from the Good Roads convention in
particular.
As noted at the outset, town employees
probably won't have much opposition to
council's edict on successfully completing
courses before being reimbursed for ex-
penses, but they may have a legitimate
argument in suggesting the same rules
should apply for their bosses as well.
It should be made abundantly clear that
the writer is not opposing attendance at
conventions by elected officials. There is
little doubt that most events of that nature
are quite beneficial, not only from the
prepared agenda, but from rubbing
shoulders with officials from other
municipalities and exchanging ideas and
problem solutions with them.
In fact; the latter may be the greatest
benefit of all, but some of the information
gleaned should be passed along to other
officials who don't have the opportunity
to attend.
Information released last week in-
dicates that members of Exeter council
are probably far below average in the
number of conventions and seminars they
attended and last year the total bill to the
taxpayers in that regard was Less than
$2,0h0. Some individuals on neighboring
councils spend that much alone in a yea
It should be noted that municipal
business is big business and often the in-
vestment in attending a convention or
seminar can be returned many times over
by gleaning some pertinent tips from
knowledgeable speakers and other
municipal officials, especially with the
complexities of grant systems and the
new ideas that are unfolding almost dai-
ly on topics pertaining to the operation of
municipal services.
But the point remains that the informa-
tion should be passed along to all elected
officials and town staff to ensure that the
ideas garnered reach the right people as
well as being a method of determining if
anyparticular convention is worthwhile
for uture attendance.
"Hello - Dial -a -prayer?"
Hit by February blahs
Like everybodyelse,
I've got the February
Blah's'� I'm
sjekjo
looking out d not even
being able to see my
neighbours' house for
snow. I'm sick to death of
struggling into and out of
swaddling clothes and
snowboots with a zipper
that doesn't work.
I'm tired to the bones of
mannerless, mouthy kids
who don't want to learn
anything, and whose basic
vocaburary, and it.sure is
basic, revolves around
sex, sorts and booze.
(That s only some of
them, but they do tire the
old bones.)
I'm weary of having a
right foot that puffs out
like an adder with ar-
thritis and makes me, a
naturally cheery soul, a
grump.
m bored into a black
mood by the media.
Everything is terrible, ac-
cording to them. The high-
priced journalists and
television commentators
seem to take a ghoulish
glee in reporting the latest
• plane crash, the rise in
unemployment and infla-
tion, the sag of the dollar.
About the only way a
' Canadian can be happy
these days is to hole up
with a case of whiskey,
lock the door, cancel the
papers, and fire a shot -
shell into the the TV. It
wouldn't last long, but one
might come out of it feel-
ing a bit of catharsis:
translation - the purging of
the sprit through strong
emotions of pity, horror or
laughter.
A final blow was Miser
MacEachin deciding he
was ,going to tax my
retitement gratuity, at
source. This has been a
flat sum paid topeople
retiring, who had struggl-
ed to work every day no
• matter ho' 'theywere feel-
'ing, a thank you for being
a professional. He'll ge
half. I'd included it in my
retirement plans. With the
lavish pension he and
other M.P.'s • get, he
doesn't need one.
Well, the hell with it. I
that you had 'seen it all'
and •I was an ignorant
clumsy, run -of- he -mill
teenager with a healthy
appetite for literature of
the wrong kind. Well, you
still seem wordly-wise and
although still greatly ig-
norant and a little less
clumsy, I at least have ac-
quireda healthier appetite
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
decided to give myself a
belated Valentine, and not
let the suckers grind me
down. So. I reached into a
pile of unanswered mail
found a pink letter, and
here it is. I am more adept
at denigrating myself than
reaching over my
shoulder to pat my back,
but the situation calls for
drastic measures.
"Even now, calling
across the years Ifeel a
compulsion to phrase cor-
rectly and (Heavens!)
watch for spelling
mistakes. Is that the result
of a• good liberal arts
education, or simple an
old feeling - no!, a spectre
of teacher -in -relation -to -
student memory? (Shaky
puctuation there.)
"For although you pro-
bably never realized it
that s how I envisioned
you. A 'crusty but benign'
mentor. A little frighten-
ing, perhaps at times awe-
inspiring but at once kind-
ly (not meant to make you
sound like a octogenarian)
and wise.
"It seemed to me then
1
for the kind of stuff I
should have been reading
' all along.
"Too often people come
and go, passing, but not
touching or com-
municating the things that
ought to be said.
Let me put it this way.
I felt drawn toou
somehow - 'kindred
spirits' as it were. And
.was always miserable
because . there was only
one of you and so many of
us, and you could never
know what was bouncing
around in my head.
"Then, I wantednothing
else but to read and write
if I could. I wanted you to
know me, but was always
embarassed and foolish
and consequently shuffled
off feeling tremendously
frustrated. I thought you
wouldn't, couldn't make
allowances for the adoles-
cent vacuum between my
ears.
"I' should've spoken up!
Gathered together the
guts that threatened to
spill out on the floor when
I opend my mouth.
"Please, I want to read
and to know; but I don't
know where to start. I
want to write, but don't
have the faintest idea of
how to begin.'
"Perhaps if I'd started
seriously back then I
wouldn't have wasted as
much time as I did at
university floundering
through, still feeling iD
prepared and inadequate.
However; you began as.
and continued to be my in-
spiration as I learned the
hard way to force tenses to
agree and whip redundant
sentences into suitable, if
not astounding essay
form.
"I thank you now, Mr. •
Smiley (I could never call
you Bill, even though I've
reached the mature age of
23) -for simply being you.
For breaking the mould
that characterizes most of
my remembered high
school educa tors.For loan- .
ing me Chaucer when I
was reading pulpy epics.
For being a cut above, and
most importantly, an
inspiration.
"I salute you as a good
educator and a fine human
being, Mr. Smileyy and
wish you all of life s best
from a still infatuated
heart."
How does that grabyou,
you old codgers? How
many of you have had a
mash note? The letter is
two years old. Why have I
wasted all this time? We
could have run away
together.
I've tidied up the punc-
tuation Anne, and there is
no "u'+ in mould. But I
recall you with the
greatest pleasure. There
aren't manystudents with
a fine mind nd a magnifi-
cent bosom. •
New champeen declared
" So..:you're going to
give in eh?" the old man
taunted.
The boy gritted his teeth
and took careful aim. Like
magic, the black piece
disappeared from the cen-
tre of the board, replaced
by the lads white one.
The game had been go-
ing on for two and a half
hours and they haan t
started till near midnight
after the milking. The boy
had accepted the
challenge from the
"champeen
what always
called himself because no
one d ever beaten him.
y played 'cancella-
tion'. First one who got to
a hundred won but if the
losing player got a good
score at the end of one
round then that was sub-
tracted from the other
person's
They see -sawed back
was shooting. He never
seemed to miss while the
boy never seemed to get
around the pegs when he
Perspectives
and forth. The boy's
eyelids were
almost
to the
pair Ptheyot toothpicks a needed
there up. The old man's
must have been the same
but one would never have
known it from the way he
By Syd Fletcher
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wanted to. Always the
score was in the cham-
pion's favour but
whenever it got too high he
would start to tease the
angry aged concenttrat edea
Jitfie •harder beating the
score back to a safer level.
Then it happened. The
unbelievable. Somehow he
actually got ahead. Dog-
gedly he held on, sweat
pouring off his head even
thodied down and stove
vrr�
was chilly. An hour later,
he was the winner. It real-
ly had happened. He look-
ed up slowly expecting
some show of anger bid
the old man only grinned,
"Good game, boy. I guess
you're the new champeen
of Canada, eh?"
The.lad shook his head
and said nothing knowing
exactlyhow much he had
had to be forced into play-
ing on to that win that
somehow he had learned
more about life than about
crokinole tonight.