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Times -Advocate, January 20, 1982
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Times Established 1873
Advocate Established 1881
Amalgamated 1924
Serving South Huron, North Middlesex
& North Lambton Since 1873
Published by J.W. Eedy Publications Limited
IORNE EERY
Publisher
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HARRY DEVRIES
Composition Manager
ROSS HAUGH.
Assistant-.Fjiitor
DICK JONGKIND
Business Manager
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Published Each Wednesday Morning at Exeter, Ontario
Second Class Mali Registration Number 0386.
Phone 235-1331
SUBSCRIPTION RATES:
Canada $17.00 Per year: U.S.A. $55.00
O.C.N.A. CLASS 'A' and 'ABC'
Watch city slickers
Big isn't always better, but it can be cheaper as in-
dicated by the fee structure for the Association' of
Municipalities of Ontario which was founded last year
through an amalgamation of several municipal
associations.
Exeter's membership fees for 1982 will be $.466.41,
based on a per 'capita rate of 12.65/.
However, the fee for cities with a population of
over 450,000 is only 1.35/ per capita and 1.20c for over
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625,000 population.
Not only do small urban and rural municipalities
'pay 10 times as much as their city cousins, they also
have to foot the bill for their delegates to travel.to the
city for the conventions where they fill the coffers of
city hotel owners, cabbies and even the odd liquor
store.
Get the chaff out of your eyes, boys, them city
slickers is doin' it to ya!
Impossible to comprehend
It's almost impossible to comprehend the thinking
' behind the decision to pay $100,000 to a murderer in
return for information on where he hid the bodies of
his victims.
However, that appears to be the situation for con-
victed slayer Clifford Olson, who was responsible for
killing 11 B.C. youths. For showing police the locations
of the bodies of the victims he bludgeoned, stabbed or
strangled to death, Olson was, promised a payment of
$100,000.
The response by most people ranges from a feeling
of absurdity to total outrage. Convincing them of the
properiety of such a, deal will be most difficult,
although those involved in the decision must surely
now have that, responsibility.
A full investigation into the legal aspects should be
conducted. If it was legally incorrect, then those
responsible should answer to the law as anyone should
who is found in contravention. of the law. If it was
legally correct, then the law -makers must look at the
situation and decide whether some changes are re-
quired.
There are also moral implications to be con-
sidered, and while on the surface most people would
suggest the morality of the situation is incorrect, it is
an opinion that should be reserved until those respon-
sible for the decision outline the reasons for the un-
usual deal. •
Meanwhile, it remains almost imposs`ble to com-
prehend.
The postal problems
Living in a smaller community has many advan-
tages. One which has been in focus lately is the co-
operative spirit and effort of the local post office staff.
While a few little,slips were brought to the public's
attention during December, overall most St. Marys
and area residents would agree that we get pretty good
local postal service.
Unfortunately, the samecannot be said by those ex-
pecting decent mail service from farther afield. Here
at the Journal -Argus, two large envelopes originating
in Montreal and Oakville took an unbelievably long
time to reach us.
The one from Oakville was posted on December 22
and arrived January 7. Despite the holidays allotted to
the postal employees, this represented ten full working
days in which the parcel was in the mails.
Such service is not acceptable. As a result, the
company which sent us the mail did an investigation.
Of the 330 envelopes mailed Dec. 22 to newspapers
across the province, less than 30 arrived in time to
have met the deadline for the Jan. 6 editions. Three
hundred advertisements valued at about $100 each did
not run. Our client has stated that as a result of this in-
cident, it will now ship all advertising material by
courier, despite the increased costs.
We can accept the increase in postal rates with lit-
tle difficulty, firmly believing that the users should
bear the bulk of the cost of any service rather than
have huge losses spread across the taxpayers in
genergl. Unless.the post office improves its efficiency
to reflect its increased charges, we can anticipate a
drastically reduced use of its services by the people of
Canada.
St. Marys Journal -Argus
Eight losers for every winner
A "pyramid club" scam introduced
into several areas of Western Ontario a
few weeks ago has become so blantant
that members recently attempted to
advertise its virtues in a weekly
newspaper.
The Petrolia Advertiser -Topic
reported in a headline story last week
that the advertisement was submitted to
it last Tuesday morning with a remit-
tance of 13.00. It noted that a participant
in the 12.200 Pyramid Club can "make
money quick!" with "no 'risk!".
Two Petrolia phone numbers were
given so propsective members could call
to join up. -
Neither of the claims in the proposed
advertisement is correct,. of course.
Making money quickly is reserved for
only a few individuals.
In addition to the high risk of losing
your 12.200. is the fact that according to
the criminal code, pyramid clubs and
chain letters that solicit money are
forms of fraud and those found guilty of
engaging id the activity areliable for up
to two years' imprisonment.
According to a press release received
by the T -A from the OPP last week
recruits to the pyramid clubs are told
that. although illegal, the maximum
penalty if caught is a 128 fine.
The logistics surrounding the pyramid
clubs are mind-boggling, and despite the
fact that most homes now have one of
those small electronic calculators, those
who get sucked -in to the scam don't stop
to figure out the odds of getting paid off.
The fraud was believed to have started
in the Huntsville area last spring, where
it can be assumed, seven guys got
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together with the idea and set it in mo-
tion It is interesting to remember, that
the seven had no investment of their
myn. -
They merely went out and recruited
eight' members.•Some of ,the clubs that
have sprung off the idea, have various
fees. but basically run in thee
denominations, one at 1500. one of 11,200
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with the editor
and another at 12,200. No one has yet ex-
plained tiow the odd figures were deriv-
ed.
Oddly enough. though, the most pop-
ular game appears to be the one in which
recruits are asked to come up with 12,-
200. After indicating their intention to
join. members have two banking days in
which to come up the funds.
So. our original seven members went
out and recruited eight people with 12,200
each and the "top -brain" was paid off
with the 117,600 that resulted.
At this point, the game is split into two
pyramids. The person at the top of each
group gets 117,600 when each group is
augmented by another eight people, and
again the game splits In half, or more
correctly it doubles.
The (SPP point out that after nine
successive divisions there are 8,191 peo-
ple involved, and for each of those on the
bottom line to "go over the top" another
32 people have to be recruited, again
each requiring another 32 people to join
to get them paid off and that brings the
total to a point. of course, where you're
dealing in foreign currency because
there aren't enough people in Canada to
sustain it. -
It's a game in which there are far
more losers than winners, of course, as
are all pyramid operations.
However, word of that periodic winner
attracts a few more hopefuls and the
game continues until it reaches its
saturation point and the majority of
players have to stop and realize there is
no conceivable hope of them getting
their investment back.
What is most deplorable about the
game is the fact that it places a great
deal of strain on friendships, because in
most instances, the players have been
"sold" on the game by a friend who was
in turn brought into the pyramid by a
friend.
There are those who can afford to lose
12.200, but there are many others for
whom that is a sizeable loss and can be a
hardship.
Some will suffer in silence, not wan-
ting to make known their stupidity in get-
ting dragged in to such a ridiculous gam-
ble, while others may be inclined to get a
bit upset with those to whom they .have
given their hard-earned cash.
If you're being tempted, why not get
seven other friends and merely toss
200 each into a pot and then draw straws
for it? The odds are a lot better!
"I want to see you again when you've saved upl some more money."
Savoring some salty seniors
I was going to say,
"There's ' nothing more
boring than old people
talking about the 'good
old days' when they were
young."
Then I realized that I
was out in left field, with
nobody at bat, the picher
chewing tobacco and spit-
ting juice, the catcher
fumbling around trying to
adjust his athletic protec-
tor. as they now call a
metal jockstrap.
There are many things
more boring. Little
children who want one
more horsey ride when
your spine feels fractured
in eight places from the
10 previous jaunts.
Teenagers babbbling
endlessly about rock
stars, boyfriends,
girlfriends, and the
money they need to keep
up with their friends.
"How come we only have
a 21 inch TV? I'm 16; why
can't I stay out till'3 a.m.
if I want to? I'm the only
girl in the class who
doesn't have construction
workers boots!"
University students,
perhaps the most boring
creatures in our society.
After the initial chirps of
recognition: "Oh, Mr,
Smiley, are you still
teaching? How's it
going?", as though you ,
should have quit the
minute you levered them
through high school. And
then 40 minutes of
straight. self-centered .
description of their un-
iversity courses or their
jobs, their professors,
their disenchantment
with their courses, their
unspoken admission that.
they can't hack it, as you
knew they couldn't in the
first place.
I manage to brush them
off after about eight
minutes with a cheery,
"So long, Sam, great to
hear you're doing so well,
and best of luck. I have to
go to an orgy for senior
citizens that starts in four
minutes, with the por-
nographic movie." It's
great to leave them there
with their mouths hang-
ing open.
Next worse, in the bor-
ing department, are
young couples who have
produced one or two in-
fants. and talk as though
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
they'd swum the Atlantic,
or climbed Mount
Everest. "Let me tell you
what Timmy (or Kimmy)
said the other day. He
was sawing wood in the
nursery school, and his
saw slipped, and he
pointed at his saw, and he
said. "Don't you dare do
that', and the teacher told
me, and she said it was
the most hilarious thing
she'd ever seen. and blah
blah. blah, and..."
Boring, B -o -r -i -n -g. We
can all top that type of
story. My daughter, age
7, Grade 2, just getting
over the Santa Claus bit,
came home one day and
told. my wife she knew
what a certain familiar
four-letter word that
she's seen scrawled on
the sidewalk meant. My
wife is naive, even now,
20 years later.
At that time, rather
absentmindedly,. with Dr.
Spock lurking in the
background. she en-
quired. "And what does it
mean. dear?" The
response was. "When
men and ladies lie down
on top of each other and
go to the bathroom."
That was the end of any
birds and bees instruc-
tion.
Next in a descending
line of boring con-
verstionalists are middle-
aged grandparents. The
women, young enough to
still elicit a whistle on a
dark night; the men old
enough to suck in their
paunches when a bikini
walks by, they- act as
though they had invented
grandchildren. They
whine exchanged
whimpers about the baby-
sitting they have to, do
They brag that. their
grandchildren are the
worst little devils in the
world. Boring.
And finally, we get to
the elderly. Certainly
some of them are boring,
but they are the ones who
have been bores all their
lives.
But the others, the salty
ones, even though slowed
by the body's increasing
fraility, .retain their
saltiness, and even. im-
prove on it, because they
don't give a damn
anymore. They can say
what they like and do
what they like. And they
do.
I've met or talked to
three men in their late
80's recently. My father-
in-law. 89,-seemed.rather
frail when we arrived for'
a visit, at 3 p.m. At 11
that night we were still
arguing religion and
politics, at top form.
I've told you about old
Campbell, the 85-er who
dowses wells and is set to
go to Paraguay. Talked to
my great-uncle, riddled
with arthritis, and his
voice and welcome were
as warm and crackling as
a fireplace freshly lit.
This whole column was
inspired by a clipping my
sister sent me about 88
year old Lawrence Con-
sitt of Perth, Ontario.
Lawrence was present
when the last man was
hanged in Perth. His com-
ment: "It was strange".
The man ,was
turned to
the crowd and smiled
just before his death. He
had murdered his wife.
Today he'd be given a
man -slaughter and six
years.
Lawrence started play-
ing piano 70 years ago, at
dances, at the silent pic-
tures theatre. He got five
dollars a night for a
dance. The talkies knock-
ed him out ofa job in1930.
But he kept on playing
ragtime and jazz
wherever there was an
opening.
I listened to him im-
provise for the silent
movies. I danced to his
piano at country dances,
with his nieces and great-
nieces.
He always had a Crock.
Took the pledge in 1925. It
lasted 13 months. Got sick
on a ship to France in
1918. and was too late to
be killed.
He never married:
"But I drank a lot of
whiskey." He's in one of
those Sunset Havens now,
but when they ask him
when he'll be back from a
day in Perth, he says, "It
depends' on who I meet."
That's boring? Hang on
Lawrence. You gave
great pleasure to many
people. I hope I can stay
as salty as you.
American mood is changing
We were visiting. some
American fieno's in
Michigan and I was
struck by the change . in
their attitude since the
last time I had seen them.
No longer was there the
same confidence, the
boisterous' optimism that
1 had been used to from
them. It seemed to me
that the mood. of
Americans in general has
changed tremendously in
the last fifteen or sixteen
years.
At that time they seem-
ed to feel that the world
was 'their oyster', that
with good old fashioned
Yankee spirit and drive,
that any problems could
be solved. that there was
sure to he the keys to a
new car in every man's
pocket. that things would
41ways be all right.
Then came the real
slum in the economy and
people in Detroit became
cut back and job after job
disappears.
In the city of Detroit
unemployment is higher
• Perspectives
quickly aware that their
secure position in the
automotive industry was
no longer so secure. It
seems now that people
who drive foreign cars to
work are told quite plain-
ly that they are being dis-
loyal, a real sign of the
times. Hours are being
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now that it was in the
Depression years. There
is a subdued, bitter feel-
ing in that city that
somewhere, somehow,
the common worker has
been let down.
One of the men we were
visiting commented, "If
people want to work, they
are going to have to move
to some part of the coun-
try. like Texas, where
there are jobs. It. is
probably a true enough
statement but
nevertheless a bitter pill
to swallow for people who
have lived for many years
in an area and have put
deep roots down there, a
hard fact for people to
face who have believed
-'that the northern in-
dustrial U.S. was the
place of the future.
I hope, for the sake of
the millions of people who
depend so much -on the
car industry, in the U.S.
and in Canada, that there
is yet a good future in that
particular business, and
all the other service in-
dustries related to
automobiles.