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Know where you live
Imagine that your house is on fire. or a relative
has just suffered a heart attack. Now imagine that you
have to give someone instructions on how t.ore.ach your
home under those trying circumstances.
Giving directions to people is not easy at the best
of time. It becomes more difficult under pressure and
in particular when the person receiving the instruc-
tions is using a telephone and can't see your hand
signals.
Fortunately. emergency personnel have maps at
their disposal to help them identify a location. but
valuable time can be lost if they have to spend time
studying that map to fill in details that were not given
by the caller.
Because most people are victims of some type of
panic under an emergency situations. it is imperative
that they plan ahead on how to relate their location.
the best route to take and how to identify the house
when help gets there.
The simple solution is to write down those instruc-
tions on a piece of paper and put it beside the
telephone. It then becomes a matter of reading it off.
Nothing is missed. Valuable time is saved.
In some instances. such as when babysitters may
be involved. it is imperative. Do it today.
Don't blame weather
Winter weather gets the blame for a lot of ac-
cidents. But. according to the Ontario Safety League.
the real culprit in most cases is the driver who fails to
adjust to cold weather problems.
Here are some of the causes of winter wrecks and
the defensive driving measures used to avoid them.
"Too fast for conditions" is all too frequently
listed as an accident factor. When the road is slippery
you can't stop as quickly or as safely Lower your
speed when the road surface is hazardous. The Ontario
Safety League states that you should stretch your
following distance to even double or triple the usual
road interval.
Abrupt turns. lane changing and sudden accelera-
tion or deceleration can cause bad skids on ice and
snow. Anticipate turns or speed changes and make
them slowly and gradually.
Limited visibility is a major problem.A driver who
scrapes only a little peephole in his ice -covered
windshield is asking for it. Clear your windshield com-
pletely of ice and snow and keep it that way. Also,
scrape outside mirrors clear. Be sure your defroster is
in good shape.
Poor traction has caused many a crackup. Check
tread wear on your snow tires and keep them inflated
correctly. Tire inflation should be checked more fre-
quently during winter months to be sure pressures are
at recommended levels; cold weather reduces tire
pressure approximately one pound every 5 degree
celsius drop in temperature.
There's only one trick to winter driving. according
to the Ontario Safety League... take it slow and easy.
from start to stop'
Keeping those secrets
The governments of Ontario and Canada. we know.
are almost paranoid about their secrets. And. of
course. it isn't much different south of the border.
A few weeks ago in Washington. the White House
gave reporters details of its new strategic weapons
policy hours before it was officially released. on the
Gond:t.i:►n they didn't let the story out early.
This admonition was even passed along to a
reporter from Tass. the Soviet news agency.
The Man from Moscow got the same warning:
• .Dont even tell members of Congress. •
Washington. Ottawa: Queen's Park : They all keep
their secrets from the strangest people.
Surrounded by law breakers
V erinesdav a: 4 02 p.rr The snow
taliinc firt•where I rook the -•e are
:)f'nnlf h~'':using the law Where WI thf
; tool nu; rm window 1 see that
^'"e~' PWhfr n- occupant of (: hutiding or
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n' t`t'ti v. :4 IRE: ".'her( is
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'h�~f ;,i:r Snow nr thf Sidewalk nut -
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adtv•••' 'r stet • :rapt -Ulf. Suet. M irlK
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ft! moren' n'u'' t)f vin--thwhilf r: is nn'.
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nf'V ""tlu-sd<'t ;i• 1 51 L.n, an i.
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:111' ilei( `nnl! .tit~CT:'.tICF o: sidewalk tient
herr 4hn'f'Ile('i None eta' SLIrree(Ie(. I1
nn1111^try' :Nearing thf sidewalk n'
;nry ',`f :het. as guilt'. as tl(nf+f why
1i !1Jf nn• ''e• annul -e( nr thf RCf'n f tr
clear the small accumulatior of snow
that has arrived since vesteri2v at 4 02
There ►s• still snow or the sidewalk in
'ron; of the municipal building the
library and howling green Tnwr. of-
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
1c•ials are not exemniar' it their
leadership
lr addition to being un^nt r:•ec,hle. the
'WV bylaw appears tf nir :tit corpora-
-10r it a rather dangerous nos►:(nn as it
pertains to giving nntifici,:ior tr. those
win fail to adhere tri thf -uses
1' calls for charges tr h ,aid if owners
re occupants do not rernnvf snow or ice
Within 24 hours of hemp. nnaf lee u, do so
it srtttatinns where Inver officials
deep snow or ire ti he hazardous a 24-
tlnur notice to remnve sane lef)vess those
Tnwr nff;rials open to Ivy suits if In tact
some person is mitre( :trough the
hazardous situaUnr heromin( ( reality
11 less thar. the 24 hours.
,• e`tainik if snmethinj mune to he
hazardnus giving a 24-hnu• notice to rec-
' i't :he situation is no; ver' nru(ient It
should he rectified immediately
Ir ordering that thf hazardous Situa-
tion must be rectified within 24 hours.
town officials are M fact saving that
there is no imminent danger and the
courts could possibly rule that they have
accepted responsibility for the situation
during that 24-hour period
By decreeing that owners and oc-
cupants of buildings must remove snow
and ice. council may also have succeed-
ed in placing those people in jeopardy of
law suits that may arise from them not
following the order of the law
As a glance nut the front window
proves. it is impossible for people to
completely rid the sidewalk of snow and
we without a great deal of work. Some
dans it is almost constant wori.. placing
an undue burden or, busy shopkeepers
and their staff.
The bylaw. unfortunately may put
Main St owners, m a rather p-ecarious
position in terms of law suits arising out
of accidents. Even successfu, defences
can he costly in terms of legal fees and
time
There Is. of course. a solution. That is
to repeal the bylaw and follow the prac-
tice that has been carried or, by most
Main St property owners in the
designated area for several years.
.
The vast majority have always under-
taken the task of removing snow and ice
from the sidewalks in front of their
stores There has never beet. any great
need for laws coercing then, into such
action
Bylaw. No 41. 1981 mar do more harm
than gnn(1 It shnuid he reviewed by coun-
cil
"First buffalo — now iron horse disappearing."
A crusty, old bachelor
Sometimes, when my
family gets particularly
active, another word for
manipulative, I wish I
were in a shack up north
somewhere, smoking my
pipe. reading my old
favorites. communing
with nature, and quietly
and philosophically fac-
ing the only sure thing in
this world: death.
These moods don't last
long. and they are not in-
dicative of deep depres-
sion. I'm not a wrist -
slitter or a pilltaker. I'm
just a poor old guy, slogg-
ing
lob -
ing away at his daily
chores. caught in the web
of a nutty family.
My daughter. after
eight years of alternating
between having babies,
collecting degrees, and
moving from one sleazy
place to another. seemed
to have reformed.
A little over two years
ago. she got a job.
teaching in Moosonee,
one of the armpits of
Canada. But the money
was good. she enjoyed her
work. and she swore,
"I'm never going to be
poor again." That sound-
ed pretty good to me, hav-
ing bailed her out on half
a dozen occasions and
spent a godly few thou-
sand on tuition fees. liv-
ing expenses. baby
presents and such. She
was offered a department
head's position. accepted
it. and seemed ready for
another year in the north.
Three weeks later she
informed us that she was
quitting the teaching
game. moving to Hull.
Quebec. and looking for a
job. Three months later.
she's poor again, and
hasn't a job. That's about
standard in our family.
My son is equally im-
pervious to the fact that
we live in a capitalist
society Perhaps that's
not quite accurate. But he
doesn't exactly ooze with
the work ethic. He's not
afraid of work, but he's
an idealist. That, and 40
cents, will buy you a cup
of coffee in this country.
At present, he works
two nights a week as a
waiter in a classy
restaurant. Makes good
money. but working more
at that would cramp his
other life. On the side, he
treats people with reflex-
ology. a type of massage.
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
at $25 a rattle. So he's not
broke.
But he rents a piano.
takes lessons in music
composition and jazz, and
recently forked out *500
for a course in healing
people. All he wants is
about ten thousand bucks
to go back to Paraguay.
buy some land, build a
centre for the dissemina-
tion of Ba -ha -i and heal-
ing by natural methods.
When he has money, he
blows it. Expensive gifts
(to his parents long-
distance calls. but buys
his clothes at second-hand
shops. Recently gave us a
beautiful book. and a
week later applied (to us)
for a $300 loan. interest to
be paid. He was "a little
short." Only after the
cheque was written and
gone did we find out what
for to visit an old friend
in a hospital in New
Jersey. I wept a little, but
not for long, I'm insured.
One thing about Hugh.
He brings us interesting
guests. The last one was a
diviner. 84 years old, as
spry as a cricket, and full
of either super -sensitivity
or you -know -what.
This octogenarian's
name is Campbell. I
never got his second
name because he never
stopped talking or divin-
ing. He'd brought his
divining -rod with him.
and went dowsing around
the house. He discovered
that there were six
streams flowing under
our house. sending off
radition that was mak-
ing my wife insomniac.
Immaculately dressed.
he'd flop on the floor in
his expensive gray flannel
suit, assure us that you
had to sleep with your
head to the east, leap up,
and do some more dow-
sing. Claimed he could
find water. minerals (oil
for all I know). Then he
and Hugh went out and
pounded stakes into the
ground at strategic spots
around the house, to
destroy the radiation (I
think ).
Campbell was in both
world wars. slogged it out
on a prairie farm in the
depression. worked in
mining. and is all set to
take off with Hugh for
Paraguary. "just for the
hell of it." He's a little
deaf in one ear. a little
blind in one eye. and just
plain little. about five feet
six But he's full of ginger
and has more interest in
life than the average 16
year old.
Then. of course, there's
my wife. Time and again
she has laid it on the line:
"No more money to those
kids. They've been
bleeding us for years.,•
• Then comes a woeful
phone call or a down -in -
the -mouth letter, and all
her resolution flies out
the window. Or down the
phone line. She thinks
nothing of *100 a month .
long-distance bills, when
the "kids". 34 and 30,
need help.
Last weekend she phon-
ed my daughter three
times. told her she was
coming to visit, to take
her out to dinner, to take
her to a super hair-
dresser. and to buy her a
new wardrobe. Then she
asked me if I could
scratch up a grand. And I
don't mean a grand piano.
We have one of those.
And yet 1 hope she
carries out her promises
(threats?) It would be
worth a cool thousand,
which I don't have, to get
the old lady off my back
for a week, buck up my
daughter's morale. im-
prove the grand vs'
manners, and crash :he
daughter into aob as
head of the CBC or
something. which my
wife is not incapable of
doing when she gets roIl-
ing
Just today comes a
letter from a nephew in
Costa Rica. telling me his.
mother's estate isstillnot
settled. even after my in-
terveniton. and that he
thinks he's being screwed
by a Toronto lawyer• who
refuses to answer the
bov's letters.
So I have to dig into
that one and do some
bullying or threatening.
My ' incle Ivan is still the
patriarch of the family,
at 90. I don't want to be
the patriarch of the fami-
lv.
1 just want to be a crus-
ty old bachelor, etc.. etc.
Flood of festive parties
Christmas is upon us
again.and like every year
there seems to be the
same incredible flood of
concerts. staff parties.
and of course the weeks
of shopping From the
number of people in the
department stores and
the constant line-ups at
the tills. 1 sometimes
wonder about all the dis-
mal reports that the
newspapers have been
grinding out all the vear.
If times are asdesperate-
ly bad as they would have
us believe. I would think
that the stores would be
empty, that people would
be saving every cent just
to survive. No. 1 don't
think that Canadians. mi
the whole. are hurting too
badly vet. We may do lots
of complaining but down
deep we know that things
could be land may be vet)
worse
of the constitution.
Perhaps 1 don't agree
with evevrthing in it but
at least the man stuck to
iliP)b
1..-- Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
\4010k04
Since Christmas is a
time for giving, I thought
I would give out a few
rocks' and 'roses' for
performances over the
last year.
A rose to Pierre
Trudeau for struggling
through with repatriation
his puns and pushed it
through despite tremen-
dous opposition.
A rock to the chartered
banks who maintain that
they have just as much
desire to see low interest
as anyone and then post
50 percent profit margins
at the end of the last
quarter.
A rose to all the
farmers who see their
farms disappearing right
under their feet despite
all their efforts to sur-
vive
A rose to all the
volunteers who spend
time with shot -ins in
programs such as Meals -
on Wheels.
A rock to those who are
full of self-pity even
though they still bxve
gond health and the tip-
portunity to share a Milk
with others (and never de
It).
A rose to those who
think of the true "kite
Christmas and put it bite
practice.