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One of the recommendations in the Ontario
Federation of Agriculture Task Force report called on
the colleges of agriculture to offer courses on the
futures market.
Ironically, Fanshawe College this week announced
just such a course for their continuing education
program for adults. It commences in January.
The plan is to teach the course from a stronger
agricultural viewpoint, obviously the main point being
stressed by the Task Force. Last year the course ran
successfully in six different locations.
Centralia College will also offer courses on the
same subject this winter.
Area farmers should take advantage of the course,
and in view of the criticism aimed at bankers by the
Task Force, a few area bank managers would be well
advised to join them so they can keep abreast of infor-
mation needed by their farm clients.
The price of progress
Progress seldom comes without a price tag. Often,
those who have to pay part of the price are not those
who gain the most from the progress.
Such is the case with Ontario Hydro's need to ex-
pand transmission lines from the Bruce Nuclear
Power Development station to expand service to
Southwestern Ontario. Farmers in Bruce, Huron and
Middlesex will pay part of the price tag for that
progress through the use of their lands for towers.
Their benefits will be no greater than those who will
not pay any such price tag.
The situation is the same for those who see trees in
their front yards removed for street widening pro-
jects, watch bulldozers rip up valuable farm land for
gas lines, see their neighbourhood endangered by in-
dustrial waste sites or watch their property devalued
through nearby livestock expansion projects.
Huron County council acted properly in endorsing
the proposed transmission line last week, but in so do-
ing they have placed themselves in the position where
they must become actively involved in the final selec-
tion to ensure that the price tag paid by farmers in the
county is as low as possible.
Their endorsement brings with it a great deal of in-
volvement and responsibility.
Struggling with words
"It's a struggle at times to get the right words and
thoughts across," Stefanie Ketley, a specialist in com-
munications psychology, tells us. How true. She has
touched a nerve.
Most of us have experienced the frustration of be-
ing misunderstood or misinterpreted, usually by
someone too thick-headed to appreciate what we were
trying to say. But Ketley suggests that the fault is in
ourselves, because we don't communicate as well as
we think we do.
Clarity of expression and thought is not easily
arrived at. The right word is an elusive prize which - or
should it be that? - some of the world's finest writers
have labored mightily to grasp since the dawn of
civilization. French novelistGustave Flaubert spent a
lifetime looking for it.
The trouble with words is that they can mean so
many different things. As Montaigne said, "The word
is half his that speaks and half his that hears it." That
explains why the thoughts we express are often only
half clear.
Inability to find the right word drives us into the
embrace of jargon and cliches, where we hope to dis-
guise our failure. This device works most effectively
with readers or listeners who are too timid to confess
that they don't understand. "A good catch -word,"
Wendell Wilkie, that forgotten American politician,
once said, "can obscure analysis for fifty years."
Back to Flaubert, and his struggle for precision:
"Sometimes when I am empty, when words don't
come, when I find I haven't written a single sentence
after scribbling whole pages, I collapse on my couch
and lie there dazed, bogged in a swamp of despair,
hating myself for this demented pride that makes me
pant after a chimera... What a develish style I have
adopted! A curse on simple subjects! If you knew how
I was torturing myself you'd be sorry for me."
No one could describe the editorial writer's tor-
ment more eloquently. Flaubert found the right words
after all.
Closing Ioopholes isn't new
'Tis the season to be jolly' Bah, hum-
bug'
ose are two of the more familiar
phrases associated with the festive
season and they span the complete range
of attitudes and feelings that will be
felt through the next few days.
Unfortunately. it appears there is a
frowing number who can't get into the
rame of mind expressed in the first
quotation. and while their spirits may
not quite dip to the level of those in the
second. they are corning dangerously
close.
ironically. perhaps. the attitude is not
far removed from that which must have
prevailed at that first Christmas so
many years ago. That trip to Bethlehem
was not a vacation to which the main
figures of the story had looked forward
so eagerly to escape the winter
doldrums
it was precipitated by a government
decree. The people had to be counted so
the rulers of the day could ensure that all
were paving appropriate taxes. There
were no computer programs to keep tab
on the people. They didn't have social in-
surance numbers or automatic payroll
deductions.
But the Allan MacEachen of the day
wanted to make sure there were no
loopholes. no one escaping the duty of
providing the government with the need-
ed funds to maintain its policies.
Historians aren't very explicit in
relating the economic conditions of the
first Christmas, nor are there any too
eager to go too far out on a limb to
predict the exact economic conditions
which will prevail this Christmas. In
case you haven't noticed, the situation is
basically on a day-to-day basis, although
the sphere in which prognostications
range from poor to bad. The choice isn't
great.
. •
There is, of course, one main
difference between the people facing this
year's Christmas and those of that story
so long ago. The latter had little choice in
the matter. The majority were poor and
expected to remain that way. They had
no say in their future.
Their only hope was to improve their
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
situation, although even then, the goals
were minimal.
Today, we face thesituationwherepeo-
ple have high goals, and are faced with
the prospect of seeing their prosperity
diminish. That's why the "Bah, hum-
bug" attitude is so prevalent. The fear of
losing something you already have is far
more damaging than the fear of not get-
ting something which you don't have.
One is a dream, the other is a nightmare.
The person who has never sat down to
a Christmas dinner featuring turkey and
all the trimmings can't even imagine
what he is missing. He gives it only a
passing thought. The person who faces
he prospect of having to do without his
traditional feast knows all too well what
he is missing. It fills his thoughts. Bah,
humbug!
The governors of that long ago Christ-
mas over -taxed the poor in relation to
the rich, and so the rich got richer and
the poor became poorer. Today's gover-
nors attempt to over -tax the rich to aid
the poor, but it appears that they have
succeeded only in making the rich a little
poorer and leaving the poor in their same
position.
Governments can not create wealth.
They can only take it from some and give
it to others. The problem arises, of
course, when 40 percent rubs off on the
bureaucracy in the transit process. For
every $1 taken from the rich, only 60$ is
turned over to the poor.
However, even that is misleading.
given the fact that Canadians now face
an horrendous national debt of $3,432 per
head, much of that taken from the rich is
used to pay the debts created by previous
aid to the poor. Another sizeable chunk is
therefore totally lost, still being a drain
on the real producers but at the same
time bringing no real assistance to those
who are in need.
In the head -long rush into socialism
however, there has been no differential
between the needy and the rich. Most
programs automaticallyyay out to those
in either group, from chilpd allowances to
old age pensions.
But the waste along the line is enor-
mous due to the bureaucratic transit cost
and the cost of the public debt. It would
probably be frightening to find out exact-
ly how much It costs to turn over $1 in
benefits such as child allowances and old
age pensions to those who need it.
Government has become the biggest
business in the land, the biggest adver-
tiser, the biggest employer and by far
the biggest borrower.
Tragically for us all, it is also the
worst managed. Bah, humbug.
"Here's another one 1 should bag before they're extinct."
Steady stream of garbage -mail
Because I write a syn-
dicated column, I've been
put on the hit list of some
public relations outfit in
New York. As a recall, I
receive a stream of gar-
bage mail containing
fascinating material
about some product or
other that is being pushed
by the PR firm.
Usually, I spot it right
away and toss it in the
round filing' cabinet
without even opening it.
Today came one of
these missives and, dis-
tracted by something
else, I had opened the
thing and read a
paragraph or two before I
realized it was just
another piece of puffery.
I was headed NEWS
FROM: The Hamburg
Group. For Release: im-
mediately. All press
releases say the latter.
Anyway, I thought it
would be a pitch for
MacDonalds' or a string
quartet. It wasn't. It was
a series of little articles
about Hamburg and Ger-
many, touting that city's
great variety of attrac-
tions.
Such junk has about as
much palce in this
column as an account of
the origins of bee -keeping
in Basutoland. And I'm
supposed to print it free.
What dummies these PR
people are.
However, I'd already
read enough to hook me
on the first article, en-
titled: Brewery's Waste
Energy To Heat Hospital.
It didn't make sense at
first. Why should
breweries waste energy
to heat a hospital, unless
they're trying to make
amends to all the people
who wind up in hospital
with cirrhosis of the liver
from drinking their
poison?
I took another look at
the heading, spotted the
apostrophe, and now it
made sense. A brewery
will delivery heat and hot
water to a hospital. As
part of its brewing
process, the brewery
used to end up with a lot
of excess heat that must
be cooled before it is
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released into the air.
Now, instead of being
wasted, that heat will be
chaneled into the hospital
where it will be put to
good use.
Cost of the deal, equip-
ment and stuff, is about
400,000 marks, to be
assumed by the city. The
debt will be liquidated
through the savings on
energy that would
otherwise have to be
purchased.
Are you listening,
Labatts, Molsons et al?
Instead of pouring money
into sports and all these
phoney ads about as sub-
tle as a kick in the ribs,
indicating that beer -
drinking will make your
life macho, full of fun and
beautiful girls in skimpy
swim suits, why don't you
channel your heat into
hospitals? Think of the
free publicity!
Ain't them Germans
something, though? If
they didn't start a war
every so often and get
clobbered, they'd own
half the world, with their
resourcefulness and hard
work.
Last time I saw Ham-
burg was in 1944, and it
was. literally hamburg.
The RAF had firebombed
it by night and the
USAAF had pounded it by
day until it was a heap of
rubble. I was a prisoner
of war and saw it from a
train window on my way
to an interrogation centre
in Frankfort.
Forty -odd years later,
it has risen from the ruins
like a phoenix, and is a
booming city, visited by
over a million travellers
in 1981.
But Hamburg-
Schmamburg. I'm not go-
ing to urge my readers to
go there. It was the arti-
cle on heating that caught
my eye.
Aside from . the
breweries in Canada, this
country has another in-
dustry that could produce
enough heat so that if it
were properly channeled,
we could thumb our
collective noses at the
Arabs. I'm talking about
politics.
Town and city councils
produce enough hot air to
heat at least one hospital
within their limits.
Provincial legiislatives
produce enough hot air to
replace half the oil used
in their provinces.
And from the vast
deposit of natural gas
known as Ottawa issues
daily enough hot air to
heat Montreal's Olympic
Stadium, even though it
has no roof.
And that's only
touching the bases,
without going to the out-
field or the infield.
Think of all the hot air
produced by teachers and
preachers, union leaders,
abortionists and anti -
abortionists, public
relations people, medical
associations, school
boards.
And there's lots more
where that comes from.
The squeals of those
caught with a mortgage
to be renewed, the moans
of farmers who are losing
their shirts, the bellows
of angry small -
businessmen; all these
are wasting energy by
blowing hot air into our
rather frigid climate,
there to be dispersed into
nothing.
Add to this all the hot
air that is poured into our
telephone lines, that is
batted back and forth
over business luncheons
and at parties and over
the breakfast table.
It's perfectly simple.
All we need is a means of
bottling the stuff
somehow, and dis-
tributing it to the right
places. If our scientists
can send a missile to
Mars, surely they can
find a method of storing
and channeling the in-
credible quantities of hot
air that rise in clouds
over our country.
Peter Lougheed might
have to cap some of his
oil wells, but if somebody
came up with the.solu-
tion, we could not only
tell the Arabs what to do
with their oil. We could
probably buy Saudi
Arabia.
Maybe I'll drop a line to
the Mayor of Hamburg,
see what he suggests.
Would you hire these men?
Remember Bryce Macka-
scy? He was the minister who
boosted UIC benefits so much
that people were discouraged
from working. Then he
became Postmaster General
and we had one of our worst
postal strikes, after which he
was moved to Consumer and
Corporate Affairs. That
didn't suit him so in 1976 he
resigned his Commons scat
and got himself elected to the
Quebec National Assembly.
in the provincial election of
1978 he was defeated and
spoke of going into private
business.
• • • •
Evidently the offers weren't
overwhelming because in
October 1978 he ran again for
the Commons in a federal by-
election. Defeated once more,
he got a consolation prize.
Without consulting the air-
gara Falls in the 1980 federal
election. That time he won
and he's now in the Commons
CITIZENS'
TO CITIZENS
By Cohn Brown
By Colin Brown
line's board, Mr. Trudeau
appointed him chairman of
Air Canada, a job for which
he .had no qualifications.
Fired when Joe Clark became
Prime Minister, Mackasey
collected a $38,000 fully
indcxed pension, spoke again
of going into private business,
but turned up instead at Nia-
as a backbencher.
• • • •
Why this piece of history?
Because it shows the folly of
trying to mix politics with
business. Whatever we may
think of Mr. Mackasey's per-
formance as a cabinet minis-
ter, there is no doubt of his
durability as a politician. As a
businessman, however, he
was a non-starter. Supposing
Pierre Trudeau, Marc
Lalonde and Allan MacEa-
chen resigned or were
defeated? Would any respon-
sible businessman hire thcm?
Yet they are the people who
arc supposed to be "manag-
ing" Canada's economy! It
wouldn't matter if govern-
ment confined itself to
governing. instead, it has
become the biggest busine..' in
the land, the biggest adver-
tiser, the biggest employer,
and by far the biggest bor-
rower and, tragically for us
all, the worst managed.
Colin Brown is President of the
National Citizens' Coalition.
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