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Times -Advocate, October 21, 1981
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Need more deterrent
A communication was received this week from a
new group calling itself "Citizens United for Safety &
Justice", and while it is being organized primarily in
B.C., memberships by Canadians from coast to coast
is being solicited.
The group stems from the recent child slayings in
the western province and the main goal is to halt the
release of known sex offenders into communities
across Canada without reasonable supervision of their
day-to-day activities.
In case the courts have missed it, there is moun-
ting concern in this country for the lenient sentences
being handed out to habitual offenders.
A letter to this newspaper last week from a Huron
Park resident termed certain aspects of the judicial
system "a farce". The complaint was that there are
long delays in bringing offenders to court and often
these people are given undue time in which to pay fines
which are imposed.
Often, the letter writer noted, some of the offenders
commit other offences while they are still awaiting
trial on previous actions.
It's impossible, of course, for society to be
protected totally from those who fail to obey the rules,
but there is a growing feeling that many of the
sentences being handed out are not serving as ample
deterrent.
Living is hazardous
Caution: Living can be hazardous to your health!
It's getting so you develop a nervous tick every
time you pick up the newspaper because you fear
somgwhere in its columns will be another item telling
you whatever you have been doing could be laying you
low with some disease or other.
Folks are developing a don't breathe, don't eat,
don't drink or otherwise expose yourself to anything
syndrome.
Latest warning is don't get caught in your wet
jeans. It's the truth! A young chap in Copenhagen (the
Denmark one) fell asleep wearing skintight blue jeans
and the mean jeans shrank up and crippled him for
life. The inevitable warning from a doctor: don't buy
jeans so tight you have toscrewyourself into them - and
never. never shrink jeans to form -fit by wearing them
when wet.
So do we now get a directive to jean manufactures
making caution labels mandatory on their products?
Right there across the skin tight derriere, under the
designer name: Caution, this garment may be hazar-
dous to your health if subjected to water.
But. what is this? A voice of reason? The Ontario
Medical Association is getting concerned about people
being scared to death by all the warning of potentially
dangerous substances. The OMA general council has
called for development of a means to inform the public
accurately and immediately about exposure to hazar-
dous substances, and the validity of such reports.
A Toronto doctor said the public is being bombarded
with scare announcements, in some cases without real
evidence of a danger having been identified.
He's worried the public will be scared into heart
failure while worrying if it will get cancer from
something.
So eat. drink and be merry... because worrying
about it could be just as dangerous as whatever it is
you are accustomed to putting down the hatch.
The message not heeded
Indications are that Wintario tickets
were about as scarce as 10 percent
mortgages in the area for last week's
draw in view of the $100.000 win picked
up by Hob and Audrey Pooley in the Oc-
tober 8 draw.
There were many. obviously. hoping
that good fortune would strike the com-
munity for the third time.
For those who do put faith in that
series of three philosophy. they are
probably writing their money on tickets.
The logical choice for the next big win in
this area i, Audrey Zachar.
Similar to Audrey Pooley and Audrey
Bentley. •\udrev Zachar is also on the
staff at South Huron hospital and should
have the inside track on that third light-
ning strike
While the writer shares in the excite-
ment of the win picked up by both the
Bentleys and Pooleys. I regret to say
that to date. none of their luck has rubb-
ed off in my direction
My lone claim to fame is that in the
past two years ! have been a neighbor
with each of them. one after the fact and
another prior to the fact. Perhaps I could
rent myself out as a lucky neighbor?
It is seldom that this column gets into
personalities. but it should be reported
that the generosity exhibited by the two
local winners is vastly different.
When 1 was a neighbor of Walter and
Audrey Bentley. they kindly loaned me
some funiture to cover some bare spots
in my humble abode.
What did Bob Pooley do? Well. the
same night he was having his ticket
drawn for $100.00, he was constantly
eroding my meagre pile of poker chips at
the hi -monthly session of the Lower For-
ty Poker Club.
I can prove that. indirectly, I bought
his book of Wintario tickets and you can
believe that that will be high on the agen-
da as the other losers lay the same claim
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when we get together for our session this
week.
Actually. it's encouraging to see that
one of the Lower Forty Poker Club
members has finally won some money.
The majority of players have been enjoy-
ing the bi-montly meetings for the past
27 years. and it's the first time there's
ever been a winner.
I agree that is a rather strange
phenomenon. but it is apparently one of
the traits of poker players. They just
never admit to being winners. although
\occasionally a couple will admit to at
• least breaking even during the course of
the proceedings.
But that is rare and more often than
not. every player around the table
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grumbles that he is out a couple of bucks.
There's a suspicion. of course. that
they're not all telling the truth, hut it is
hard to discern on those well-trained
poker face; •
There have been times when it is
assumed that a couple of players must
have dropped their winnings on the
floor. but I've searched high and low
after the meetings at 134 Simcoe St. and
never found one thin dime that has been
dropped
Part of the explanation is that the
players are merely practicising the lingo
they give to their wives when they arrive
home and are greeted with an out-
stretched hand asking for a share of their
winnings.
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After careful consideration of the
situation. the writer has come to the con-
clusion it all stems from the deep-rooted
conviction that gambling is evil, which
may have been the message relayed to
us by a former Sunday School teacher.
The message was perhaps more in-
delibly fixed in our minds because the
kroup shamefully had its beginning in the
itchen of our beloved Sunday School
teacher. who unknowingly (?) aided
and abetted our gambling instincts by
providing milk, sandwiches and cookies
following our sojourns into the evil past -
time.
Of course. we were always extremely
careful not to have any moneysittingon
the table. By cloak and dagger stealth,
the loose change in our pockets was
transferred into chips and the money
carefully hidden away to be dolled out to
the winners before the kindly hostess
arrived at the conclusion of the evening's
play.
Blue and white chip's were worth a
nickel and the red ones took on the
astronomical value of a dime, which was
a large portion of a weekly allowance.
Things have changed since then,' of
course. Inflation set in and the players'
income has extended well beyond those
days when a nickel was still of some
value.
The stakes have now been altered so
that each chip, regardless of color, is
worth a dime and the refreshments come
from the local brewers' outlet rather
than the dairy and several of the female
graduates of that same Sunday School
class nave replaced the teacher in
providing the post -game lunch.
But one thing never changes. There
are only losers, adding weight to the
message that was instilled in some
young minds 27 years ago.
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"I've got it — why don't we nuke those anti -nuke protesters?"
That's wives for you
Some days you can't
make a nickel. This was
one of them.After
fighting off a last-minute
decision to attend a
fighter -pilots' reunion
last weekend, I thought
the gods might give me a
break and start me off
right this week.
I secretly wasn't mad
about going to the conven-
tion. Since I was attached
to a R.A.F. squadron,
with only about three
Canadians on it, my old
fighter polot friends are
for the most part dead, or
scattered all over the
world.
On the other hand, I had
two old buddies in the big
city, and one of them
dropped a line to ask if I
were going. At the point
of no return, I decided
to go. At least I could tell
them I was still flying, as
the scars from.my crash-
landing in the rock garden
would prove. Still had
tape on my forehead, a
bluish -yellow eye, and a
gashed nose.
My wife, bless her, who
had been covertly hoping
I would forget it, fell into
my enthusiasm, started
ironing shirts and packing
socks. I had insisted to
her that I would skip the
receptions, a euphemism
for drunken cocktail par-
ties, and get in touch with
my daughter and grand-
binoysHu. justll. across the river
With the lightning deci-
sion and immediate
application of a former
officer in His Majesty's
Forces, I got on the
phone. No problem. Bus
to the city, fly with the
boys to Ottawa., limp with
my arthritic foot to the
Cenotaph, plane back, bus
home. It would only take
four days, and I have 316
days sick leave coming to
me. And believe me, I
would be sick.
Phoned the bus station.
No answer. Several
times. Phoned the buddy
who had called me. No
answer. Phoned the other
old buddy. He was half -
sloshed, introduced me to
his wife (last time I saw
him he was a 45 -year-old
bachelor), had a nice talk
with her, invited them up
for some cross-country
skiing,wasinvited to their
place for dinner, and dis-
covered he . wasn't going
to the convention. First
one he's ever missed.
That's wives for you.
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and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
I decided to give it up.
By this time my wife had
four shirts ironed. A real
bonus, for both of us.
Then I started rationaliz-
ing. as we do.
"Who wants to see all
those old guys with white
hair, pot bellies and im-
aginations that complete-
ly distort the fact that
they were never great
fighter pilots, like
myself. and remember in
vivid detail thins that
never happened?"
O.K. Let's get back to
the theme, as I constantly
snarl at my senior
students. This was sup-
posed to be a good week
for me, after resisting the
devices of Old Nick,
through sheer purity of
spirit.
Today, I was up, dress-
ed. fed, clean of mind and
pure of spirit. Went out
for my morning paper to
read with my habitual
peanut butter on bread
and half a banana. No
paper. Mildly Irritated.
The contract I signed said
that the paper will be
placed between the doors
before 8 a.m. It is hurled
anywhere within 40 feet
of my back door. When it
arrives.
Got in the car. Turned
the key. Zilch.
Discovered I'd left the
lights on all night. Not
time for a booster from
friends or neighbours. Set
out on foot. Eight long
blocks, all uphill, and my
new arch support killing
my foot. Nobody even
glanced my way as I look-
ed pitiably about every
time a car came along
behind. Arrived as the
national anthem was
grinding to a close.
Thirty minutes later, the
old tauy phoned and said
the furnace was on the
blink, what should she
do? I felt like telling her,
in no uncertain terms, but
restrained myself. It's
difficult, with an entire
furnace.
Vice-principal wants
four pages of data by
yesterday. Heaps of es-
says to mark. Teachers
whining about stupid ad-
ministration decisions.
Students all agog because
the sun is shining and half
of them will have the
afternoon off, because the
vultures from the univer-
sities will be here, look-
ing for anything that
breathes and is still
warm.
By great good luck,
catch a friend, Ray Holt,
who will not only drive
me home, but has battery
cables. Does so. He push-
ed car out of garage. He's
too strong. Car goes
backwards like a jet. I
leap, open door, scrape
leg in doing so, drop
glasses and step on them
in doing so, hit brake and
wind up three inches from
telephone pole.
Bless him, he gets me
going. Run up the car for
five minutes to charge
battery. Put car inar-
age. Restart engine, just
to be sure. AR-ar-ar-
grunt-silence.
Phone Ray. Not in yet.
Rush to typewriter.
Column day. Sit dazed
before typewriter, think-
ing a few nasties about
the gods. Ray comes
back, gives me another
battery boost. By this
time I need either a
tranquilizer or some
speed.
Roar car around 10
blocks, charging battery.
Wife thinks I've gone
berserk and just headed
off to slam into a tree or
go over an embankment.
Home. Stop car. Turn
key. It starts. Don't
belive it. Detail wife to
run out every five
minutes and start car.
Rush to den and start
writing this. Tomorrow
the brick man comes. .
Last job he did was $1,-
600. Have a nice day.
Enjoying every moment
The big dinner was over planting gardens, really
now and the gold watch big gardens, taking it
had been presented. A lot
of speeches had been said
and in them a lot of com-
plimentary things about
years gone by mentioned.
There had been a few
tears shed and now it was
all finished. He wouldn't
have to set the alarm any
more or punch a time
card. Instead of carrying
a lunch he'd be able to
have a hot meal at noon.
He'd be able to do all
the things he's planned,
earned that privilege. He
and she had saved and
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
easy in the mornings,
then going on long trips to
far away places. They'd
sacrificed, making every
penny squeal at being
pinched so hard. They'd
earned it, now they'd en-
joy it, by George. Every
single moment of that
retiring they would enjoy.
But to feel not needed
forgotten perhaps, out of
touch with forty years of
life's routines, friends,
and enemies; one step
closer to that eyeless
reaper waiting.
For a long moment, a
moment he could not
shrug off, he was afraid
and could not stop his
trembling.