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Welcome new readers
As you'll notice this week, the
Times -Advocate has expanded its
coverage to include the Zurich Citizen's
News.
With the increasing costs of labor,
printing. newsprint and all the various
related costs of production, the Zurich
Citizen's News has reached the point
where income from declining subscrip-
tion levels are not meeting costs.
With many of the under 300 Zurich
subscribers also receiving the T -A, it is
no longer feasible to publish the
Citizen's News as a separate publica-
tion.
So with this week's paper we
welcome the Zurich readers to the
Times -Advocate coverage area. And to
T -A readers we introduce news and
features from the home of the famous
Bean Festival.
Our reporters will still cover the
Zurich area with notebooks and
cameras so you'll read and see more of
Zurich events like the annual bean
festival and the Zurich fair.
Correspondents will continue to
pass on news and social items previous-
ly only seen in the Citizen's News.
Now you can check out what's go-
ing on to the north and follow the ex-
ploits of some of the area's best sports
teams.
For readers of both the T -A and
ZCN, it is a step forward: expanding
the T -A coverage area and bringing
Zurich closer to its neighbors.
Missed one point
People tend to believe what they
want to believe and agree with those
items which are in keeping with their
opinions.
When the minister of municipal af-
fairs and housing spoke to the recent
founding conference of the Ontario
Association of Municipalities, he didn't
have any difficulty gaining support for
his suggestion that the terms for
municipal councillors be extended to
three years from the present two.
He also gained support for monthly
payments of grants, more seminars for
elected officials and less interference
from civil servants, plus several other
suggestions which were as popular with
delegates as the proverbial apple pie
and motherhood issues of the day.
However. his suggestion that
elected bodies would be called upon to
make all their meetings open, was not
received as enthusiastically or with any
Inflation
Our existing laws and most labor
agreements have all but guaranteed
that galloping inflation will be with us
forever, Inflation is not created by
those who ask high prices; it is the
product of those who pay the high
prices with little or no argument, says
the Wingham Advance -Times.
As long as labor agreements and
employment policies contain any form
of escalation clause or indexing, by
which wages are guaranteed to in-
crease at the same rate as inflation,
prices of goods and services will rise
forever.
When wages definitely fall short of
inflated prices and consumers start to
shop around for better savings, then.
and only then. will goods and services
begin the long slide back to find a
saleable market price.
dy SYD FLETCHER
We visited a model home
in a subdivision recently and
were struck by one feature
of it which has certainly
changed from homes of
previous generations.
I swear the bathroom was
big enough to enclose all our
living room furniture and a
king-size bed thrown in for
good luck. You could easily
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immediate results. Obviously, he'll
have to legislate that, or more correct-
ly. enforce the legislation that is
already on the books to give the public
more access to meetings.
Exeter council's reaction to the
suggestion. for instance, has been less
than encouraging. Since Mr. Bennett
told elected officials they'd have to
clean up their act, and quit meeting
behind closed doors the local council
members have held three special
meetings without notifying the public
or press of those sessions at which
public business was discussed.
Bennett's appeal obviously fell on
deaf ears in that regard, although it
should be noted that Exeter council is
normally more open in their approach
to the public than many elected bodies.
However, there is obviously still
some room for improvement.
forever?
Any person who travelled away
from home this summer must have
been impressed by the vast number of
expensive vacation vehicles, trailers
and boats swarming along the highways
- every one of them drinking up gallons
of expensive fuel. There is, as yet, no
indication that most Canadians are
really feeling the pinch. Appliance
retailers. car dealers and those who
sell the more costly kinds of goods all
report very high sales levels.
We all cry about inflation and high
prices. but we are quite obviously still
shelling out our earnings at record
rates - because we are, or at least many
of us are quite sure that earnings will
continue to rise at the same rate as the
prices we must pay, concludes the
Advance -Times.
Perspectives
swim in the bathtub which
was raised up like a throne,
with shag carpet up the
;ides. while the throne itself
was streamlined enough to
act as an astronaut's seat on
some spaceship In one cor-
ner was another appliance
which the real-estate agent
referred to as a bidet. I didn't
have the nerve to ask what it
was for
You know. I think that a
great deal has been lost
from the experience of
children today by not getting
a chance at the outhouse.
We were at Ontario Place
recently and I realized the
great lack .of education on
the part of youngsters.
There was a whole series of
wooden garbage Cans, each a
perfectly -carved replica of
the old one-holers. The kids
had not a glimmer of an idea
of what those cans really
looked like Probably the
youngsters who designed
them didn't know either.
Think of all the good times
they've missed- the excite-
ment of reading the
catalogue 'and knowing it
would always act as a good
hack -up in case of need). or
the thrill of the winter dash
in a howling storm. These
kids never knew the fun of
pushing over the neighbour's
three-holcr on Hallowe'en or
of slipping out there at three
in the morning. so scared at
the hoot of an owl that you
burned a piece of the
catalogue for a bit of light.
I guess though that all
that's past now and all these
future generations are
plump out of luck.
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Let's get the calendar changed
While school kids and teachers
welcomed the late date for the opening
of the halls of learning this year, those
of us in news gathering business have
been finding September almost im-
possible to get organized.
For some reason, most area councils
and groups choose to meet on the first
or second Monday or Tuesday of the
month and this September with its start
on a Tuesday has us reeling.
To compound the problem, those
councils which normally -meet on the
first Monday. delayed their schedules
one night due to the LaborDay holiday.
So we end up with the rather strange
phenomenon whereby groups which
normally meet on the first Monday of
the month and those which meet on the
second Tuesday actually ended up stag-
ing their sessions on the same date.
Of course. there was also the situa-
tion where the group which meets on
the first Tuesday held their meeting
prior to the group which meets on the
first Monday.
When someone gets around to
rearranging the calendar, and it has
taken a long time with little action as
yet. it is to be hoped he/she will decide
that each new month will start on the
same day of the week. Take your pick,
but let's be consistent.
Such a scheme has numerous advan-
tages for most people. Businesses
which want you to pay bills on the 15th
or 20th will not have to be concerned
over the situation where that date may
fall on a Saturday, Sunday or holiday
Monday in a particular month.
It's surprising how that three day -
period can play havoc with some
organization's cash flow position, to
say nothing of the fact that people often
miss the deadline for discounts because
the payment due date is actually two or
three days beyond that which is noted
on their bill and then they end up
forgetting about it entirely.
There is one word of caution. When
the new system is implemented, it
should be sure not to have Friday fall-
ing on the 13th each month. A couple of
those a year are more than enough for
those superstitious souls in our midst.
Of course, a result of such wide -scale
changes would require that each month
have the same number of days. That
Rhouldn't be too difficult to handle and
just think of all the problems that
would eliminate.
No longer would you have to recite
that "30 days has September, April,
May (or is it June?) and November"
rhyme in your head when you're con-
fronted with the problem of knowing
how many days there are in the month
at hand.
Oh sure, the moon and the other con-
tributing factors in the current calen-
dar, would have trouble making the
adjustments, but the way the weather
is going it doesn't really matter what
the calendar says anyway.
Last January turned out to be
warmer than April, while August of
1981 brought forth the monsoons that
normally don't arrive until Exeter fall
fair day, or the weekend you plan to put
up the storm windows.
By rounding off each of the 12 months
to a uniform 28 days, we'd lose 29 days
a year (30 on leap years) and eventual-
ly the seasons would be totally in-
terchanged. There'd be the unusual
(and refreshing) change of staging
Christmas during the heat of the
summer and enjoying a refreshing
swim at the lake or backyard pool in
December. The big advantage, of
course, is that nothing would be cons-
tant.
January, which is now probably the
most maligned month in the year and
also the highest suicide month, would
periodically enjoy the rapture of spring
Sugar and Spice
Dispeiteed by Smiley
or the colorful sights and sounds of fall.
No longer would you have to look at a
calendar and automatically try to
obliterate January from your mind.
The benefits in organizing would be
tremendous. You could look at any
current calendar and know that the
date you want in any subsequent year
would be on the same day of the week.
If you look in your Bell Telephone
book, you'll see that there are 14
different variations at the present
time. The current year, for instance,
won't be duplicated again until 1987,
but don't be fooled into thinking the
same sequence occurs again at the end
of the next six years. Oh no, the 1981
and 1987 dates won't be back into effect
until 1998.
By keeping the same calendar, the
designers can improve things even
more by allowing more space in which
to write those important dates to
remember. Of course, when the year
ends. it won't be necessary to
transcribe that information onto a new
calendar. You just flip back to the first
page and start all over again, and the
valuable information is already record-
ed. A little grease -streaked perhaps,
but nevertheless still readily available.
Not only that, the calendar will still
cover the same space on your wall, en-
ding the problem of not being able to
find one quite as big for the new year
and then learning you have to repaint
the whole room to cover up the unsight-
ly spot that has discolored.
If you use your imagination, you can
come up with hundreds of added
blessings in a more consistent dating
system, although I can already hear the
cries of opposition from my friends
who look forward to their new Playgirl
calendar each year.
Oh well, ou can't please 'em all!
Delighted to be back, despite grumbling
Regardless of their public grumping
about going back to school in
September. I firmly believe that both
students and teachers are delighted to
get back into some sort of routine, es-
pecially those who have had rather an
aimless summer, as I have.
The first day hack is a grand reunion
for the students, a rehash of all the
scandalous things they did all summer,
and a chance to Iook around for a new
girl -friend or boy -friend. For teachers,
the first day is a holy terror, with snow
storms of memos and regulations and
forms to fill out.
But generally. except for the new.
young teacher with no experience, for
whom opening day is akin to a day in a
mental hospital. we get sorted out and
stagger off into the next ten months of
what is smarmily known as "the lear-
ning process."
Usually. I'm happy to exchange the
light but firm harness of a long vaca-
tion. the reins held by my wife, the
whip applied by my grandboys, for the
heavier but perhaps more comfortable
harness of head of the English Depart-
ment.
This year. heading into what is
almost assuredly my last year of
teachi-g. I'm a little sad. Not because
it's my last year. Lordy, no. When I
leave. it will be with the largest grin
possible for a guy with a partial plate.
I'm a little sad because the vigilantes
are popping up on our school board and
harassing the other members of the
board about the books that students
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should read. or not read.
This situation occurs from time to
time and place to place and is almost at
the rampant stage in some parts of the
U.S,. where pressure groups are lean-
ing heavily on sponsors of TV shows to
which they object. Fair enough. I per-
sonally think most of the stuff we
see/hear on TV stinks. It is full of dou-
ble entendres. sexual connotations and
sheer brutalization of the human spirit.
Some movies are worse, catering to
the most bestial aspects of man, using
foul language for no apparent purpose,
and exploiting the medium with horror,
with the bizarre, with the perverts -
anything to drag in the bucks.
Maybe I'm beginning to sound like
Egerton Ryerson or dilly Graham. But
I'm not quite there yet. I'm an English
teacher, and it makes me mad, and
sad, when I see a highly vocal minority,
through pressure tactics, trying to
eliminate materials from schools and
dictate what shall and shall not be
available to other segments of the pop-
ulation.
There is absolutely nothing wrong
with citizens, especially parents, ex-
pressing interest in instructional
materials available to school children.
That is democracy. In fact there's
something wrong with palrents who
don't care what their kids are reading
or seeing or hearing.
Nor should students be forced to read
something they find offensive. Last
year. the brightest English student I've
ever had, didn't want to read one of the
books on the course. She thought it was
"rude". And of course it was. It was a
satire on war, which is often a
somewhat rude business.
I didn't make an issue of it. I
respected her opinion and gave her
other books, not as good, in my opinion,
but of high quality.
But when the self-appointed censors
begin to attack every book that con-
tains profanity or sex or something else
they can find to object to, my hackles
rise slightly.
I consider myself a professional, as
do all teachers of English. I am not
about to introduce my students to the
works of the Marquis de Sade, or Henry
Milles.
On the other hand, I am not going to
try to force them to read Silas Marner,
which I had to do as a child. Nor Anne
of Green Gables, which should be en-
joyed in private.
I delibertely choose books that will
get them interested in reading, that
will give them a broad look at human
nature, that will perhaps give them an
insight into the glories of the human
spirit. I will not feed them pablum in
their teens.
Huckleberry Finn, the first great
American novel, was deemed unfit to
be in public libraries by certain lof-
tyminded censors of the time.
Why don't we throw it out of all the
schools? Surely it offends blacks.
Chuck out The Merchants of Venice
because it offends Jews. Same with
Oliver Twist, by Dickens. Macbeth
Mainstream Canada
These taxes
are "nuisances"
By W. Roger Worth
A lot of small firms in
Canada have a legitimate
complaint about the failure of
governments to seek remedies
for the "nuisance" problems
created by double-digit infla-
tion.
Consider what's happening
in the general area of sales
taxes, which operators of
businesses are forced to col-
kct. (Alberta, which happily
has no sales tax, is the obvious
exception).
In most provinces, sales
tax need not be collected on
candy, confections and soft
drinks if the value is less than
a predetermined ceiling. In
Ontario, for example, items
costing less than 49 cents are
not taxable.
The low sales tax exemp-
tion ceilings, of course, create
a great deal of hardship for
the tens of thousands of entre-
preneurs operating busy smal-
kr retail and confectionary
outlets across the country.
For instance, a customer
purchasing two 35 cent cho-
colate bars for 70 cents Is
taxed.
Yet if the individual pays
for the items separately, no tax
applies. More and more, it
seems, retailers are forced to
double their efforts by com-
pkting two transactions rather
than one. And that's a nui-
sance, particularly when other
customers are waiting for ser-
vice.
The solution to the prob-
km: all provincial govern-
ments should consider increas-
ing the sales tax exemption to
at least Si to keep pace with
Inflation.
People operating the na-
tion's restaurants, dining
rooms and eating establish-
ments have similar difficulties.
The ceiling on sales tax ex-
empt meals has remained low,
while food and operating
costs, which control the prices
of meals, have risen steadily.
These days, It is not un-
usual to find customers asking
for separate bilis (which beats
the system in some provinces),
or refusing to order an addi-
tional coffee or dessert be-
cause the bill would become
taxable when the amount sur-
passed the predetermined ceil-
ing.
The solution: raise the sales
tax exemption ceilings to
higher levels to keep pace with
escalating costs.
Both operators of smaller
firms and their customers
would be delighted to get rid
of these "nuisances".
CPO feature Service
ENERGYSCOPE
Organizing an Energy
Club Is a Valuable
School Project
If you're not a student and
want to learn more about ener-
gy, why not form an energy
club at your school?
Not only can you discover
ways to save energy, you can
teach others as well.
And while you may not be
paying energy bills now, some-
day you will. Learning to use
energy wisely will instill habits
that will stay with you a life-
time.
Don't forget that any energy ,
saved will help make Ontario's
future energy supply a little
more secure.
Many schools across Ontario
already have energy clubs.
All you need to start one is a
lot of enthusiasm and a wide
variety of talents. You'll need
artists in your club, public
speakers, science enthusiasts,
actors, designers and count-
less other talents. Ask a teach-
er to represent your club and
act as a resource person or
advisor. • '
Then you can go to work.
Promoting energy conserva-
tion is easy. Urge fellow stu-
dents to use energy wisely —
turn off lights in empty rooms,
ride a bike to school instead
of begging a ride.
If club members are anxious
to try more ambitious projects,
here are some things you can
tackle.
Set up a paper recycling
depot at your school if your
community offers a paper re-
cycling service.
Help cut down waste in the
school cafeteria. A grade five
class at McNaughton Avenue
Public School in Chatham
analyzed garbage in their
cafeteria on five random days
and came up with some fright-
ening statistics — 800 lunch
bags tossed out in an average
week, 250 slices of bread, 75
apples.
Find out how your cafeteria
tch,
Energy
Ontario
rates. Then do something
about it. Suggest ways to cut
food waste and perhaps use
partially eaten sandwiches
and fruit in a compost plot at
home. Urge students to re-
cycle lunch bags — they can
often be used several times.
Do a survey to determine
how students use energy and
if they can improve their habits.
Then, once your club has
tracked down ways to save
energy, ask the principal if
you can share them with the
rest of the school through
regular public address an-
nouncements.
Invite a speaker with an
energy message to come to
your school, someone such as
a local power utility official or
a community resident with a
heat pump or solar system.
There are almost endless
ways your club can promote
energy awareness and conser-
vation, including:
•writing and performing a
play with an energy theme;
• organizing a poster contest
using energy topics;
• challenging students to build
the best solar cooker or solar
heater,
• setting aside a corner of the
school library and dedicating
it to energy issues;
• meeting with school main-
tenance staff and discussing
ways to reduce the energy
consumption of the school
building.
You can even move outside
your school to encourage bet-
ter energy use throughout your
community. Write letters to
the local council or area news•
paper suggesting ways to cut
energy waste. Encourage your
parents to conserve energy.
For more information, write
Energyscope, care of the Min-
istry of Energy, G.M.S. 37.
Queen's Park, Toronto M7A
2B7.
ENERGYSCOPE is prepared by
the Ontario Ministry of Energy
as part of Energy Ontario
gives a very poor picture.of some Scots. Julius Caesar
proves that many Romans were assassins. Moby'Dick is
about a one -legged maniac who had an affair with a whale.
Far better to teach Jaws.
The Bible is} full of adultery, "begatting", whatever that
is, and violenb4 Out with It.
When I go to a doctor, I accept that he knows more about
medicine that I do. I don't say, "Why are you sticking that
thing up my nose?"
When I go to a dentist, I don't say, "Never mind the
decay; just paint them all white."
There's a little more to English than grammar and
writing essays on How I Spent My Summer Holidays, Let')
leave it that way. And let's hope there are trustees and
teachers with guts, and especially, thousands of parent*
who want their kids educated, not indoctrinated.