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Times -Advocate, June 22, 1983
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Make it clear
The chairman of the Huron County Board of
Education, Dorothy Wallace, told a Liberal task force
in Goderich last week that she is concerned about the
Ministry of Education's commitment to special educa-
tion beyond 1985. She pointed out to the Liberal Party
task force that special education grants to the board
`cover only 82 percent of the cost of the program while
the remaining 18 percent is to be raised by local taxes.
The board of education chairman asked who pays for
the program after 1985.
The question is a good one and the ministry of
education would do well to answer it before school
boards across the province implement the special
education programs already initiated by the ministry.
In her exchange with the fact finding group in
Goderich, Mrs. Wallace also expressed concern for the
decline in the cost of education being assumed by the
province. She noted that the ministry paid 72 percent
of the board's budget in 1975 but this has since been
reduced to 62 percent.
Another point made by Mrs. Wallace was that at
the same time new special programs are being in-
troduced in the school system, technical equipment in
secondary school's installed in the 1960s is becoming
either worn outor obsolete.
Few people question the value of special education
in the province's schools - special education for the han-
dicapped is now seen as a necessity in a progressive
and fair society. At the other end of the special educa-
tion spectrum, however, is instruction for the gifted.
Certainly this is also a desirable program for en-
suring that especially bright students make use of their
full potential. The rub, however, is whether taxpayers
will be willing to foot the bill for these programs when
they are implemented and when the provincial govern-
ment's so-called start-up funds are used up.
The province should at least make clear where
long-term funding is going to come from.
A pity, indeed
Two more Crown controlled companies are in
financial trouble and once again, Canadian taxpayers
are going to come to the rescue.
A parliamentary committee 'investigating the
Canadair operation has announced that the corpora-
tion has debts amounting to 1.4 billion dollars. That's
a figure most Canadians can't comprehend, although
the federal government deficit figures are starting to
make taxpayers aware of such astronomical amounts.
More recently, deHavilland Aircraft of Canada
Ltd. announced it lost $265.2 million in the last seven
months and the Canada Development Investment
Corp, deHavilland's holding company, said the firm
now has a net worth of minus $2.1 million. That's right,
minus!
Canadians have come to realized that one of the
main requirements for staying in business in this na-
tion is to run up huge losses and then ask the govern-
ment to come to the rescue. It worked for Massey -
Ferguson and Maislin Transport, and- no doubt will
work for Canadair and deHavilland.
In most instances, the plight of the firm has been
blamed on poor management. Yet, executives of those
firms remain on staff, and in one case, decided they
should have sizeable pay increases,
Only in Canada, you say? Pity...the poor
taxpayers!
One 'boat' missed; another leaving
Nostalgia buffs would have been
delighted with the decision to stage Tues-
day's annual meeting of the South iluron
Hospital Association in the town hall
auditorium.
That was the scene of the board's first
annual meeting and it was an appropriate
choice in which to conduct the 30th annual
event. Appropriate, that is, until mother
nature decided to bless the area with the
first taste of summer weather.
The town hall auditorium, unfortunat e-
ly, is not an ideal location in which to put
100 people during a heat wave. Even four
huge fans couldn't prevent the hall from
taking on the air of a sweat box. both
literally and figuratively. Claims of TV
commercials notwithstanding, they
haven't yet developed a deodorant or soap
that could stand up to that test.
The situation was certainly not insuf-
ferable and preparations may have been
difficult to change at the last minute, but
the lamentable fact is that within easy ac-
cess to the town hall is a beautiful town
centre that would have made an ideal
location for such a gathering and could
have been quickly transformed, into the
meeting place with a minimum of delay
and work.
The parkette between the library and
town hall was intended for just such an
event, and yet it has never been initiated
for any warm weather town meeting.
Ironically, the only time it provides -a set-
ting for any group is during the frequent-
ly cold and blustery ceremony on
Remembrance I)ay.
Tuesday night, a "(lire -a -Student
Week" flag fluttered enticingly outside
the steamy window of the auditorium and
the soft glow of the lighting in the parkette
danced through the shrubbery to welcome
the audience as they made their way from
the meeting, virtually grasping for a
breath of fresh air.
Strange isn't it that people so often fail
to avail themselves of the pleasures pro-
vided for them by man and nature?
R t t t *
A second question .that arises is to
wonder what ever happened to the Exeter
•
and Area Heritage Committee. While the
town hall stands as a.beautiful monument
to their efforts, it appears to have been the
sole interest of the group and not a stepp-
ing stone to further• enhance other aspects
of the heritage of the community.
it's easy to understand why the group
may have stopped to collectively catch a
"second wind" after the mammoth under-
BATT'N
AROUND
with the editor
taking, but their recuperative powers are
somewhat questionable.
Had some of their members been pre-
sent at the hospital annual, they would
have heard the need to fill in some
historical gaps in that institution, as
several years of records and
memorabalia were lost in the flood of 1969
and require efforts to be filled in.
it is now 10 years since the community
celebrated its centennial and to our
knowledge no one in the community has
undertaken the necessary task of keeping
the historical data updated to augment
the invaluable information compiled to
that time by author Joe Wooden.
.Joe would be among the first to
recognize the important contribution that
a group such as the Heritage committee
could provide the community in having
the important events of the town record-
ed annually and to be made available
when someone undertakes the task of up-
dating the history book at some future
time.
Recollections grow dim with the pass-
ing of time, photos which are not proper-
ly eared for become faded or lost and
records hive a habit of getting misplaced.
The experience of South Huron hospital
too clearly shows that one unexpected
rnjsfortune can wipe out a source of infor-
mation and heritage that is extremely dif-
ficult to replace, and in many instances,
totally impossible.
While the community initiative must be
to the present and future, its ac-
complishments can only be measured by
knowing where it has been. Where we
have been is a little lax in keeping track
of that aspect.
* * *
Few people take the time to consider
the changes that occur in a community in
a short span of 10 years, buts you can be
quickly shocked into that realization by
glancing through the centennial issue pro-
duced by this newspaper in 1973.
One need look no further than the first
advertisement placed on behalf of the
town. Of the 11 people responsible for the
administration of the community, only
one, the current mayor, still is involved.
Three of the 11 are deceased.
In the first 40 -page section there were
advertisements from 45 local retail
outlets. Only 12 of those businesses re-
main under the same name. Many have
disappeared entirely from the local scene
or had new owners and names applied.
If you moved into town yesterday, you
Erobably never heard of Exeter-Lucan
lectronics, Maple Leaf Mills, South End
Service, Bob Chaffe Fuels, Wilson's
.Jewellery, Jack Smith Jeweller, Alf An-
drus Tinsmithing, Banghart-Kelly-Doig &
Co., Harold Gunn Hardware, Ersman's
Bakery, lluntley Drugs, Middleton Drugs,
The Chuckwagon, Mr. Pizza, Bev's Plum-
bing and Heating, Exeter Frozen Foods,
Graham Arthur Motors, Stephan Oren -
chuck Upholstery, Lindenfield Hardware,
Spicer's Bakery, Don Taylor Motors,
MacMillan's, Cudmore Heating, John
Burke Ltd., Gould & Jory, F.A. May &
Son, Fred J. Lankamp Esso, Exeter Ford
Equipment and Larry Snider Motors.
That's just in one of the three sections
of the special edition, and even as 1 con-
clude, the Exeter Bowling Lanes is
disappearing.
Time does fly! Surely some of its events
are worth capturing before they too fly
from existence and are gone forever.
"1 think our nest egg's been poached!"
No deep depression
Well, as I totter down
the humid corridors of
June, I can't say that the
end of another school year
gives me the prickles.
I have no sense of deep
depression. There is no
lurking melancholy; not
even a whiff of nostalgia.
Only a lively sense of
relief. •
Only one more boring,
boring, boring Commence-
ment to involuntarily at-
tended. Oh, I know these
are grand, stirring occa-
sions for the graduates
the prizewinners,' them
parents,
But for a tuckered -out
teacher, they are only a
stifling June night in a
sneaky -sneaker, jock in-
fested cathedral, when
he'd rather be doing prac-
tically anything else.
The very thought of it
has given me a solid idea
about what I'm going to do
when I retire.
Of course, I'm not retir-
ing, I am merely quitting
my job and taking on
another one. And at this
very moment, I've decid-
ed what I'm going to do.
I'm going to continue
writing this column,
naturally. There's no
other way I can vent my
spleen. And if you haven't
seen a spleen-ventor late-
ly, I suggest you do. It's
better than pounding out
your wife/husband.
I'm going to write such
a dirty book that people
will be buying it under the
counter, talking about it in
hushed whispers, and
even claiming it's a work
of fiction. But it won't be.
I'm going to name names:
Gert, Ruby, Pearl.
Let the chips whall fare
they may, I told my old
lady. For once and all, I'm
gonnatellit like it is. She
looked amused. Trust her!
`Yabbut!", I managed,
before she broke in with,
"Your sex life is enough to
naisance. Poetic licence. I
don't need to tell them
he'd selected me because
the day before I'd dropped
a bomb on the Canadian
Army, purely by chance;
and that when we return-
ed, he observed, coolly,
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
curl the toes of a sloth."
Well, We'll just see about
that. I remember this girl
in Manchester who...."I
don't want a bath; I just
want a kiss." I'd licked
her ear.
And I'm gonna tell my
grandboys the straight
truth: that I fought the
Nazis, toe to tow, and
never gave an inch. Well,
I did say, "Please stop;
you're hurting me." But
the kids don't have to
know everything. I'm not
Darth Vader.
Maybe I'll tell them
about how I cried in the
showers, after Smith Falls
beat us, 8-7 in the finals.
Might make a nice con-
trast to the macho image.
But I can hear the little
idiots saying, "How come,
Grandad, if you got two
touchdowns, you were
licked?" They know their
blasted math.
Maybe it would be bet-
ter to tell them how our
C.O., Killim Gillam,
selected me, over all the
other pilots, to go up with
him on a two-man recon -
"You shot a hole in my
wing, Smiley." He
shouldn't have had a wing
sticking out like that.
No, this is going to be a
no -holes -bared, letting -it -
all -hang-out, anything -
gees autobiography. Ali I
hr. v e to do is come up with
a couple of torrid, rather
than Turkish -bath, sex
scenes, and we're off to
Hollywood. Or jail.
Well, that's just .for
openers: a sizzling, sexy
autobiography, and a col-
umn that continues to
throw anchors to the "lit-
tle guy"; as he struggles to
hold his nose and float on
the nauseous canal of con-
temporary life.
But what I really have
bTanned for my future is to
ecome an adult student.
I think I can shine there.
I'm going to go back to
school. In Math, I'm going
to argue that a straight
line is not the shortest
distance between two
points, and start a riot
when the teacher tries to
explain what sexist, racist
attitudes he means by
"straight."
In science, I'm going to
complain that the teacher
has not satisfactorily pro-
vedto me that the earth is
not . flat, that Genesis
makes more sense than
Darwin, that two swallows
do a summer make,
whereas one doesn't, and
that a pistil is no more use
to a stamen than a bee is
to a frog:
In English, I'm going to
ask the beleaguered
teacher, "Where have you
been published lately? In
the Sunday School
Gazette? The English
Teachers' Almanac, in
the article that claims
Oedipus did not originate
Mother's Day by plucking
out his eyes and handing
them to his mother?"
I'll be a heller in history.
"But how do you know
that Laura Secord hadn't
sold the patent before she
started putting the switch
to that cow? And how do
you know it wasn't Laura
who was the cow and the
real cow was a member of
the CIA? Where was
Napoleon? When was The
Repeal of the Corn Laws?
Why was Mackenzie
King?" •
I'm really looking for-
ward to being an adult stu-
dent. I'm planning to take
pornography, mystery,
computer error, im-
persnal typing, Gaelic,
mujik (with systhesizer),
and stamily fuddies,
which is all about, like,
abortion and how
refrigerators are better
than brass monkeys for
keeping salad crisp.
I can hardly wait.
Let's hear it for pig
One evening we had
some friends over for sup•
per for the first time. The
main meat item was a
large ham, The husband of
the family was a Jorda-
nian gentleman, and
although i knew he was a
Moslem (Muslim), I had
never thought about the
rule which forbids
Moslems to eat any pork
meat. Fortunately there
was enough food of other
kinds for him to enjoy
himself too.
Here in Canada, where
most people are of Euro-
pean extraction, we don't
think too much of the
eating customs or taboos
of other parts of the world.
During the course of that
particular evening we
went on to discuss why
pork is not eaten by
Muslims and Jews. Ile
suggested that one of the
reasons probably went
back to many centuries
when it was not too
reasonable to eat pork in a
the Moslem troops believ-
ed a rumour that pig lard
was used to grease their
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hot country with no good
way to preserve the meat
for any length of time.
Ile went on to mention
the strong feelings that
many of his countrymen
have about the issue. One
of the ways that non-
muslims have insulted the
muslims is to throw a
piece of pork into one of
their mosques (churches).
in India back at the end of
the last century there
were bloody riots because
By Syd Fletcher
bullets (Which they had to
put in their mouths during
the loading process.)
Personaiiy I enjoy a
well -cooked piece of
tenderloin pork roast even
better than beef and have
no objections at all to a
good ham sandwich in my
lunch bag, but of course,
that is without doubt all
relative to the way I was
brought up.
Something i might note
though (and never thought
to mention to my Jorda-
nian friend) was that the
pig is not really as dirty an
animal as one might think.
Unlike a cow which will lie
right down in its' own
manure, a pig, given
enough room in its stall,
will use one corner of the
stall to relieve itself in and
will sleep in another.
You see pigs in the field
covered with mud and
think of them asdirty
animals, but a prime
reason for that is the pig's
need to wallow in the
coolness of a mud -hole due
to an inability to sweat
and cool itself any other
way.
Come to think of it, you
hear about some of these
'ladies' doing this mud -
wrestling bit. I think that
at least the pig has a
reason for its actions.
Let's hear it for the.low-
ly pig!