Times-Advocate, 1983-04-27, Page 11•
Never underestimate the
power of nail polish. I have a
friend who says that
whenever she is suffering an
identity crisis, she paints her
fingernails. The act of getting.
the nail polish on without
spilling or smearing it can
give one a real sense of ac-
complishment. The colour
can brighten up your day.
And, because you have to sit
still while you put it on and
while you wait for it to dry,
you will have a calm, quiet
moment in the middle of this
hectic world.
When I was in my last cou-
ple of months at journalism
school, nerve-wracking job in-
terviews were a weekly, if not
daily, event. I always felt
sorry for the guys in our class,
because they couldn't sit
down an hour before the inter-
view and paint their finger-
nails - they could only pace
the floor, worry, and bite their
nails.
The girls, on the other hand,
didn't have to fret about the
questions they were going to
be asked or what they were
going to say - they just sat
quietly and painted their
fingernails. We all chipped in
and bought a bottle of nail
polish - a pleasant, subtle
rosy -beige shade. We called it
"job interview beige". Most
of us got jobs, thanks to the
nail polish. I don't know
whether it was because the
nail colour impressed the
potential employers, or
because we were more relax-
ed when we got into the.
interview.
Another benefit of freshly
polished nails is that it forces
you to manicure them more
often, and prevents you from
biting them. Afterall, who's
going to bite a nail and risk
chipping the paint they so
carefully applied.
Actually, I've found nail
polish to be a great security
blanket - and I need all the
security blankets I can hold.
Because of the nature of my
work. I sometimes find my
self-confidence lacking. You
Mary's
musings
By Mary Alderson
see, 1 write for agrict>,Itural
magazines, and I often attend
meetings, conventions or
seminars where I am the on-
ly female in a room full of
men, and I don't fully unders-
tand what's going on or
what's being said. (Say, guys,
if you think that's funny, try
to picture yourself walking in-
to the middle of a Tupperware
party, or a fashion
demonstration.)
Trying to blend in with the
crowd, while thinking of the
right questions to ask and not
sound too foolish, can really
test one's self confidence.
They say that smoking
cigarettes will provide a good
security blanket in that kind
of situation. But I'm a mili-'
taut non-smoker and I'm not
abouttotakeup the habit just
so I'll have something to do
with my hands.
Instead, I will sometimes
take out a pen and notebook -
even when I don't intend to
take notes - just so I'll have
something to hold. And before
I know it, the cap of my Bic
pen is chewed beyond
recognition. But my finger-
nails are saved! 1♦
It's important to have these
security blankets lined up
because you never know when
you're going to have your self
confidence shattered. A sim-
ple thing like a snag in your
pantyhose can undermine all
the self confidence you've
built up. Then again, there
are even worse disasters.
I used to consider a purse a
good security blanket. And I
thought that a clutch bag,
because it provided
something to hold.was better
than a shoulder bag. Recent-
ly, I walked into a crowded
reception with a clutch bag
firmly under one arm, Unfor-
tunately, it was upside-down.
I was leaving behind me a
trail of cosmetics, combs,
pens, notebook, wallet, che-
quebook and other assorted
items. Be warned -
sometimes security blankets
can backfire. So. much for
self-confidence.
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April 27. 1983 Path 11
Sometimes best to remain confused
Confusion is such a wonder-
ful state!
Confusion is the computer
card, with all the little holes
in it, that tells you not to bend.
fold, staple, puncture or
mutilate this card ie any
way.
Confusion is receiving a
positively coffee. Our tea
tastes like turpentine."
A fellow was confused when
he was told to "extricate the
quadripedes from the vehicle,
stabulate and donate a suffi-
cient supply of nutritious
elements."
All he had to do was take
Odds 'n ends
By Elaine Townshend
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A BANK ANNIVERSARY — The Exeter branch of the Bonk of Novo Scotia celebrated
its 30th anniversary, Friday. Above, manager Art McKenzie serves anniversary cake
for employees Angela Sweitzer and Nancy Charrette. T -A photo
Speaker at UCW conference
tells of voyage of discovery
In spite of stormy weather
four bus loads plus several
carloads travelled to Central
United Church, Sault Ste
Marie, for their twenty-first
UCW annual conference.
President Marion Anderson
welcomed all delegates and
visitors as did Mrs. Annabelle
Harten of Algoma and Mrs.
Sylvia Currie. Literature and
books were Mrs. Norma Orr's
responsibility.
Rev. Anne Beattie of
Marathon and Miss Marjorie
Smith, program convener for
London Conference, spoke on
Voyage of Discovery — Who
are we as Christian women.
DISTRICT DEPUTY VISITS — District Deputy President Alice Bowen visited Pride
of Huron Rebekah Lodge, Wednesday. She is shown in the centre with Noble Grand
Audrey Rowe, left and Vice Grand Borb Whiting. T -A photo
Fashion show
proceed
roceed
plans
F'inal preparations are now held May 4 at 8:30 PM in the
under way for this spring's South Huron Recreation Cen-
annual fashion show to be tre in Exeter. "Spotlight on
Maryhelen's
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69 Thomas St. Exeter
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continuing for 3 weeks
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Phone 235-0782
Susan's Greenhouse
& Nursery
1/2 mile south from Main Corner in Crediton
234-6464
will serve you again in 1983
With a great selection of
Box plants Geraniums
Perennials Hanging Baskets
and much more for your gardening
pleasure
OPEN: Monday to Friday, 4 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Sat. and Sun., 1 p.m. to 5 p.m.
I FREE 3" pot houseplant
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Fashion '83", sponsored by
Huron Country Playhouse,
promises to be a spectacular
event.
Tracy O'Neill. daughter of
Sid and Marie llomans,
Grand Bend. who has ap-
peared in Playhouse produc-
tions of Annie Get Your Gun,
Oklahoma!, George
Washington Slept Ilere and
Babes in Arms, has been
employed to choreograph the
participants in the evening's
activities. Tracy's expertise
as a choreographer has been
evident in the "Fashion'
Forecasts" of 1978 and 1979 in
Exeter and in "Women on the
go" at the C.N.E.
Jim Swan, the popular co-
host of CFPL-TV's "Morning
Break'', has generously con-
sented to provide the com-
mentary on both the men's
fashions of Bud Gowan and
Roy Davies, and the women's
fashions of the Merry Rags
Boutique. Shoes for the even-
ing's showing will be by Cop-
perfield Shoes (a division of
Mugford's) and accessories
by Anstett Jewellers.
Tickets for "Spotlight on
Fashion '83" are currently
available at Haggarty
Fashions (Parkhill),
Bender's Variety and
Brigette Pharmacy (Ailsa
Craig), Statham Plumbing
(Strathroy), Cook's Corner
.( Hyde Park), Agripress
Canada Ltd. (llensall1, Don-
nelly " Murphy (Goderich),
All Around the Town
(Wingham), Exeter Phar-
macy, The Feather Tick and
Sports I)en (Exeter) and
Young Classic Hair Salon,
Christmas Place, Merry Rags
Boutique and Huron Country
Playhouse (Grand Bend. )
of needs? Do we show others
we have something to offer?
Are we climbing the ladder
looking up at the person
above and below, just being at
a standstill or do we belong to
Sarah's circle reaching out to
bring others in?
We are called on as a com-
munity to have hope and vi-
sion. We are ambassadors
and representatives of Christ.
We have a citizenship in His
body, a relationship with Him
as head of the church. If He is
embodied in us it gives us joy.
We should pray and study
with one another that all
might be strengthened and
sent out. The Lord whom w(
serve is always with us. We
are sent to represent our
Lord, a circle of brothers and
sisters. Are we a candle or a
light bulb, giving•out little or -
much light?
There are many things we
can do to let our light shine.
Not everyone can do the same
thing. We need to work
towards equipping for the
future. Who are we and where
are we going as United
Church Women and what vi-
sion do we have for the future
to keep on growing?
Without a vision we die in-
wardly. We must have an in-
ward transformation of living
and hope. A vision challenges
our life style to reflect on
ourselves to see reality at a
deeper level. We have a
challenge before us. By tell-
ing the story of faith, people
can be renewed. Jesus invites
us to take part in reality.
God's kingdom is within us
and open to all.
We must be doing and striv-
ing for a greater vision. Reali-
ty enables us to grow. If we
are not on the move we
become static. We need to
prepare ahead for things in
our lives. We need a growing
faith to undergird us,
something bigger than
ourselves. We need to be a
caring, growing community.
We can share our prayer
support. There will be a
tremendous transformation.
Discover each gift you have
and try to use it. Many people
feel lonely and isolated. We
need to be aware we are a
caring people to help and en-
courage others. We are am-
bassadors and represen-
tatives -of
An invitation was extended
from Kent Presbyterial for
1984 Conference.
Sing songs were led by Mrs.
Shirley Taylor and Mrs, Sal-
ly Bird. The Celebration
Ringers of Sault Ste. Marie
provided an hour of inspira-
tional music.
The installation of officers
was conducted by Rev. Lewis
Snow, president of London
Conference.
The closing worship and
Communion will. Rev. Anne
Beattie of Marathon and Jane
Hamilton of St. Andrew's
United Church left with us the
thought of A Voyage of
Discovery and a New Vision
of the future.
Not just any
cfflcken. We're
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
The best tasting chicken
there is. .,
Tickets available here for Golf Tour-
nament and Dinner May 28. Pro-
ceeds for Minor hockey.
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The Colonel's taste is best.
227 Main St. North, Exeter
computercard telling you that
you do not exist.
Confusion is the keys lock-
ed in the car. Confusion is the
purse too heavy to carry.
A result of confusion is the
important letter put in the
special place so it will not get
lost - the letter that is never
seen again.
Confused is the secretary
who peeks at you from behind
thirteen piles of "stuff".
The file clerk might cause
confusion by filing Irrigation
Information under "L" for
Land and Water.
A reporter was confused
when he described the parade
this way: Entries ranged
from beautifully decorated
floats to frollicking clowns
who threw water -filled
balloons and bystanders.
The customer was confused
but the waitress was not,
when he shouted: "I can't tell
whether this is coffee or tea!
It tastes like benzine."
The waitress replied, "If it
tastes like benzine, then it is
the horse from the truck, put
him in the barn and feed him.
Those of the human race
domiciled in vitreous places
should refrain from hurling
petrified objects.
Confusing? No. Everyone
knows that people who live in
glass houses should not throw
stones.
A lady was confused by the
winner of first prize for
sculpture in a modern art
show. The curiously -shaped
piece • bore the sign: "The
sculptress made this entirely
with her tongue."
She asked the exhibitor:
"Who is the talented
sculptress?"
"My cow," he answered.
"That's her salt block."
Confused is the lady who
tried to introduce her cou sin -
in -law or her husband's first
cousin to her own second
cousin or her first cousin once
removed.
A man was taking his very
first airplane trip. At Win-
nipeg, the plane landed and
immediately a little red truck
rushed up to refuel it.
At Calgary, the little red
truck rushed up again. A
fellow passenger commented,
"These planes make great
time, don't they?"
"Yea", came the reply.
"And that little red truck isn't
doing so bad either."
A wife took a confusing sub-
ject and made it crystal clear
when she explained to her
husband, "A budget is just an
orderly way to discover you
can't live within your
income."
DISTINCTIVE
WEDDING
INVITATIONS
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Victor Hogorth of Exeter
celebrated his 85th birthday.
April 25.
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