Times-Advocate, 1983-04-13, Page 4Pape 4
Times -Advocate, April 13, 1983
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IYs your fight
April is Cancer Month and the theme for 1983 tells
the whole story !
"We Need You Now! More Than -Ever!" is the,
theme chosen by the Canadian Cancer Society to drive
home the point that money is needed now to wage the
fight against cancer.
Due to the support received in past fund-raising
efforts, headway is being madeagainst this dreaded •
disease and there are many types of cancer for which
tremendous advances for treatment have been
accomplished.
New equipment, treatment and detection methods
have saved many lives, but cancer remains as a deadly
foe with which the battle must continue.
Many people have the mistaken belief that the vast
source of money provided by the Terry Fox run pro-
vides enough funds for the Cancer Society. Terry was
explicit in how those funds were to be used and they
are not available for many of the educational and ex-
perimental projects required. He never intended it to
be a replacementfor the annual canvass, merely an
adjunct to it.
Canvassers will soon be at your door. Be generous
because the donation you make could save your life,
or that of a loved one.
Those pointing fingers
Since the world suddenly became alarmed about
the unhappy fate of all those baby seals, Canada has
become the scapegoat, pictured as a nation of greedy
and cruel profiteers who enjoy the suffering of the
animals which are slaughtered annually.
We are no more in favor of allowing unnecessary
cruelty to animals than are the protesters - but, as is
so often the case, one wonders whether the object of
the protest is to protect the helpless animals or to pro-
vide leadership opportunities and expanded egos for
all the protesters.
The Toronto Globe and Mail quotes Premier Rene
Levesque to point out the stupidity of some of these self-
righteous outcries. It seems that the premier was be-
ing interviewed on television in Paris when a call came
in from super -protester Brigitte Bardot. She attacked
the hunt fiercely until finally Mr. Levesque retorted,
"The way you handle geese here to make fois gras is
much more barbarous."
As the Globe adds, the French cheerfully accept
the force-feeding which produces grotesquely swollen
goose livers: Germans do not inquire about the short,
unhappy lives of the veal calves which produce that
delicate white flesh. In Britain men and women cheer-
fully ride to hounds, chases which end with dogs tear-
ing a terrified fox to pieces.
The Globe, however, missed the classic example
we have mentioned in this column previously. Have
you ever heard one note of alarm or disgust about the
source of Persian lamb? Both the lambs and their
mothers had to die to keep civilized matrons warm and
admired.
Life after 40
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your
bifocals
You feel like the night before and you haven't been
anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending in
M.D.
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
You join a health club and don't go.
You begin to outlive enthusiasm.
Your mind makes contracts your body can't meet.
You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the
questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation.
You're 17 around the neck and 42 around the waist.
You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
Dialing long distance wears you out.
Your back goes out more than you do.
A fortune teller offers to read your face.
.You turn out the lights for economic reasons rather
than romantic ones.
You remember today, that yesterday was your wed-
ding anniversary.
You are startled the first time you are addressed as
"old timer".
You burn the midnight oil after 9:00 p.m.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
Your pacemacker makes the garage door go up when
you see a pretty girl walk by.
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your
friends who exercise.
You get too much room in the house and not enough
room in the medicine cabinet.
The best part of your clay is over when your alarm goes
off.
Taken from MTC News
You've come a long way baby
"Exeter is located in the heart of
Southwestern Ontario and is the principal
town in the southern and most prosperous
part of Huron County, one of the richest
agricultural areas in Canada."
That was the opening paragraph of the
first industrial promotion brochure pro-
vided by the Exeter Industrial Develop-
ment Corporation, and while it still holds
true, that is about the only information
that is current from the first printing back
in 1961.
The writer was simply amazed at the
statistics provided in that brochure, given
the fact it is only 20 years old. If you don't
know what inflation has done to us over
those 20 years, read on.
The brochure lists labor rates for pro-
spective industries based on averages
taken from the National Employment
Service. Tool and die makers headed the
list at a whopping $1.91 per hour, with
skilled factory labor at $1.13 and unskill-
ed at 97t.
Approximately 85 percent of the oc-
cupants of Exeter homes were said to own
their premises, paving an average
residential tax of $215 per year.
While the availability of rental units
was considered to be low at the time,
apartments that were available were ren-
ting for $45 to $85 per month and home
rental costs were listed at between $60 and
$90.
The average cost of a standard five or
six -room house was set at $10,000 with a
down payment of 10 percent being re-
quired, with private or commercial loans
being available at between six and seven
and a half percent interest. Executive -
type homes were listed at $14,000.
The residential mill rate for 196:3 was
83.7 mills and the town's total debenture
debt stood at $778,256.43 for a per -capita
debt of $240.13.
A breakdown of municipal spending
proves interesting, particularly the fact
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that 24( of every tax dollar went to educa-
tion. That has now more than doubled.
The remainder of that tax dollar was
split up as follows: general government
7f, protection to persons and property 9Q,
public works, roads, streets 16t, sanita-
tion and waste removal 6t, public welfare
2e, recreation and community services 5t,
debenture debt charge 20t, county rates
10f and miscelleneous lt.
The domestic water rate was $16.87 per
annum for one or more taps and an addi-
tional $8.44 per year for one toilet added
and another $8.44 for one bath or shower.
Fuel oil prices were 18.7( for domestic
with commercial rates running as low as
12t. Coal was also available at $20 to $25
per ton.
The town's population of 3,241 was pro-
vided with police protection by a chief and
two constables with a radio-egdippeo
cruiser and the OPP detachment had a
corporal and four constables.
The 20 -man volunteer fire department
had a 1961 Chev pumper and a 1944 GMC
pumper and the annual fire loss, based on
a five-year average, was $3,500.
The town boasted four miles of
blacktopped roads.
Canadian Canners Ltd. with a seasonal
peak of 150 was listed as one of the two
major area employers along with General
Coach Works of Hensall, with an equal
number of employees.
Dashwood Planing Mills, then located
in Dashwood, had 35 employees and the
Ontario Hydro office here had 24. Some
of the others listed, along with the number
of employees included: Guenther Tuckey
Transports 60, TuckC;, Beverages 35, Ex-
eter Times -Advocate 14, Cann's Mill 12,
Exeter Co -Op 8, Exeter Furniture 8,
Kongskilde and JF Farm Machinery 8,
C.A. McDowell 20.
Enrolment at Exeter Public School was
600, with 30 at Precious Blood Separate
School and 800 at SIIDHS.
The recreation department received an
annual town grant of $4,000 and a provin-
cial subsidy of $3,500.
The total population within the "labour
radius" (20 miles) was posted at 52,917,
including Clinton, Mitchell, Seaforth and
St. Marys.
Populations of some of the other area
municipalities at that time were: Hensall
927, I,ucan 932, Zurich 718, Ailsa Craig 549,
Grand Bend 874, Usborne 1,524, Stephen
2,626, Hay 1,907, Biddulph 1,808,
McGillivray 1,807, Stanley and
Tuckeramith 1,948 each.
"Excuse me — is this the road to economic recovery?"
Pity the poor Canuck
Only in Canada? Pity.
But where else in the
world could you have a
situation in which interna-
tional oil prices are drop-
ping while national prices
for gasoline and heating
oil move relentlessly
higher?
This anomaly, of course,
was a result of ferocious
and frantic efforts by pro-
vincial and federal
governments to tax
everything but the air we
breathe.
The trick is to find
something that everybody
needs, and that is steadily
rising in cost, and then
slap a progressive tax on
it. That, my friend, is the
reason you're paying
about $2.25 a gallon for gas
when the sheiks of Araby
are up to their navels in a
glut of unwanted oil.
Should we ever have a
massive, Sahara -type
drought in this country,
guess what your govern-
ments will tax heavily.
Water? Right on.
If every cow in Canada
suddenly stopped giving
milk, you could depend on
a stiff tax on milk and
cheese.
If the Western provinces
had a total grain disaster
- hailed out, rained out,
rusted out, chewed up by
grasshoppers - the logical
move by government
would be to stick a tax on
bread that would rise
automatically every time
the price went up.
Only in Canada. Where
else in the world would a
government try to bribe
people to read a book by
making used lottery
tickets worth 50 cents on
purchase of a Canadian
book? It's incredible, and
readers in other countries
must be chortling, but it's
done in Ontario: So much
for our cultural
pretensions.
Only in Canada. In what
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and Spice
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other country would a
political party turf out a
leader who had a clear
mandate from two-thirds
of his party to carry on?
And in what benighted
country anywhere would a
dozen or so idiots leap to
fill that discarded leader's
shoes, knowing full well
they could expect the
same treatment just down
the road?
Only in Canada. Can you
imagine any other
democratic country in the
world where the head of
government could give the
finger to some of his peo-
ple, tell some others to eat
merde, utter obscenities in
parliament, and still be
re-elected?
Only in Canada. In what
other country in the world
is everything printed in
Mr° languages, and when
you go shopping, the
language in which you are
feeble is the one that
presents itself to you on
every package, every
tube, every box. (I swear
that when Quebecois go
shopping, they are con-
fronted with the English
side on every box, etc)?
Only in Canada. Can you
imagine another country
that steadily destroys
lush, productive farm-
land by turning it into
asphalt and urban sprawl,
or tearing it up for gravel
pits to create more
asphalt, more urban
sprawl?
Think of the hue and cry
there would be in France
or Italy if the government
not only condoned, but en-
couraged, the ripping up
of vineyards to build ham-
burger stands and gas sta-
tions and motels with lum-
py beds and exorbitant
rates.
Only in Canada. Is there
another country in the
world that decided any
building more than sixty
years old should succumb
to the wrecker's hall, be
razed. and be replaced by
a tasteful concrete -block
and plastic abortion?
Other countries
preserve their heritage,
carefully and often expen-
sively, restoring old
castles, ancient city walls,
cathedrals, country
homes. Here we wipe
them out, say, "Oops,"
and rebuild them as
"quaint" restorations with
all the artifacts of the
original, but with all
modern accoutrements.
Only in Canada are
authors considered as
second-class citizens who
don't really "work" for a
living, singers as inferior
unless they've played
Vegas, actors as malcon-
tent long -hairs who should
get a job, ballet dancers as
people dancing about in
long underwear and our
national broadcasting
system as a socialist drain
of the taxpayer.
Only in Canada can the
government seize private
companies without any ex-
planation or compensa-
tion, 100 police raid a
pseudo -religious organiza-
tion and seize all its
papers on the flimsiest of
evidence, and politicians
get up and lie and lie and
lie, without any
repercussions.
Oh, I'm not naive. 1
know this sort of thing is
going on every, day, all
over the world. But in
democratic countries? On-
ly in Canada.
Look at Quebec. In a
lovely bit of irony, the
teachers, who had more to
do with electing the Parti
Quebecois than any other
group, are riow facing that
party, snarling, calling it
"fascist", beating its
cabinet ministers over the
head with placards. Only
in Canada.
And finally, in what
country in the world is it
possible to have a cold at
any day, week, or month
of the year?
Only in'Canada. Pity.
Some costly differences
One of the things that
burns me up about travell-
ing here in our own pro-
vince is the cost of accom-
modation at motels and
hotels. It seems to me that
the wrong philosophy is
beng adopted by the hotel
owners in that they Seem
to believe that it is better
to have half of their
building's rooms filled at
a high rate than all of
them full at a reasonable
one.
In Orlando, 4 persons
could stay in a nice motel
(equivalent to the Holiday
Inn) for less than forty
dollars a night. Now I
would have to plate Orlan-
do alongside of Toronto why gasbline should cost
with respect to tourist at- anywhere from ninety-
tracting power yet in seven cents a gallon to
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
Toronto you would have to
paydouble that amount.
he other thing that ir-
ritates me is the dif-
ference in the price of gas
on the south side of the
border. I can't understand
OA there and $2.25 here.
Even with the difference
in the size of the gallon
there's still a heck of a
price spread.
Come to think of it, I
guess I know who's raking
in 60 cents on the dollar
(and it's not the oil
companies).
Just as a matter of in-
terest, I noted that at a
number of places that I
filled up that the price was
measured in litres (27
cents/litre) instead of
gallons, and also that
distances would be often
given in kilometres in-
stead of miles. Maybe
those people who are
angry at the metric
system should take a look
at the emergence of that
trend in the 'States' before
they get on their band-
wagon about scrapping
metric.