Times-Advocate, 1983-03-09, Page 44
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Police don't have chance
According to a provincial judge, a London
policeman made a mistake when he recently charged
a man with possession of drugs.
Seems the accused was stopped by the policeman
on a matter not related to drug possession, but after
being advised the man had previous convictions for
drug offences, the policeman searched him and found
a quantity of drugs. .
The judge ruled that the officer had no probable
cause to conduct the search for drugs and the case was
dismissed.
While the dismissal. is being appealed, the original
decision does show the difficulty under which police
work in their attempts to bring law -breakers to justice.
Suppress
Indications are that the decision by the United
States to label as "policital propaganda" three films
produced in Canada is backfiring.
The films, which deal with acid rain and the con-
sequences of nuclear war, have attracted huge au-
diences since the neighbors to the south took their
unusual action.
The subject matter in the films is not politically
popular in the U.S., and while the edict is possibly hav-
ing just the opposite results as to those intended, there
Moratoriums
It appears ludicrous that any law -breaker should
escape conviction merely because his wrong -doing is
found out by chance.
• Granted, there must be safeguards to protect in-
nocent people from the harassment of unwarranted
checks by police, but that safeguard does appear to be
in place as law enforcement officers are kept busy re -
catching criminals who get such lenient treatment
from the courts that they are not deterred from their
pillage against society.
Perhaps the law should be changed so that part of
the debt convicted persons pay to society is the waiv-
ing of their rights to being excluded from the list of
those who can not be interviewed or checked by police
without probable cause.
ive tactics
When a farm commodity slump follows a land
boom, some farm foreclosures are inevitable. A farmer
who borrowed 90% of the purchase price on land that
was 40%overvalued has gambled and lost. So has his
lender.
In such circumstances, enforced debt
moratoriums are inappropriate. Seldom could they
salvage the situation. Worse, they would make future
borrowing more difficult and costly for all farmers.
Farming is now a capital -intensive business.
An
must be some question about the apparent denial of
free speech and thought that is indicated.
However, equally. disturbing, is the fact that per-
sons or companies which seek to use the filmsfor show-
ing are to be listed for reasons that are at best dubious,
and at the worst frightening. • . -
'he consequences of acid rain and nuclear war are
of concern to many people, and even if the U.S. govern-
ment feels they are over -stated in the films, the sup-
" pressive tactics suggest the films may hit closer to the
mark than some officials would like.
inappropriate
Government sources cannot meet more than a small
portion of farm loan demand. But they won't if the
threat of enforced moratoriums hangs over their
heads. •
The silent majority of farmers, who service their
debts conscientiously, should remain silent. They
should offer no support to the moratorium movement.
Nor should they participate in illegal activities of the
type which recently disrupted foreclosure attempts in
Ontario and elsewhere. Country Guide
unhealthy score on this quiz
One of the major stumbling blocks ex-
perienced by most groups attempting to
better the lives of their fellow human be-
ings, is that too often they end up
preaching to only the converted.
_ You seldom see war -mongers at disar-
mament rallies, drug pedlars at drug
awareness sessions or atheists at church.
The overwhelming majority at most ses-
sions of any particular interest group are
those who are already believers
The same can usually be said for those
periodic quizzes you see in various
publications. The majority of those wi,o
take lh.' time to fill in the answers and
check their- ratings will probably pass,
because they have an interest in the
subject.
Many of us have a bias when we do see
those quizzes. We tend to pre -judge how
we would -fare and then move on to
something else without testing ourselves.
in reality, it is probably the fear of being
found lacking that tends to discourage
participation.
The writer has to admit to being a non-
participant in most of those questions. I
kept flunking those that were -answered
and find it easier and Tess stressful just
to bypass them.
One of the most recent quizzes that was
forced upon me was in association with
the CPtt (cardiovascular pulrninary
resuscitation ) course taken last year
along with members of Exeter council.
The quiz was an attempt to determine
one's vulnerability to a heart attack by
answering questions about eating, work-
ing and personality practices.
The score attained indicated the writer
was already living on borrowed time. It
was small consolation that one other par-
ticipant had a score that was as had. The
frightening thing was that another whose
score was considerably better had
already suffered a heart attack.
1t was, therefore, rather difficult to
reason why 1 atte►npted to fill in a ques-
tionaire sent out by the Huron County
health unit in conjunction with the current
nutrition month program.
Not only are nutrition habits diagnosed
in the quiz, it also is intended to help con-
sumers determine whether they are get-
ting the most vaule for their food dollar.
A score of 20 and over indicated that the
respondent is a great. inflation fighter and
nutrition conscious too. A score of five to
19 is average but suggests a need for look-
ing for ways to improve. Under five in-
dicates one should have a will made mit,.
My score? A minus 27! It probably
would have been worse without the sav-
ing factor of eating out at mother's once
a week.
The quiz started out alright. I picked up
an easy two points on the first question for
eating poultry once a week. That,
BATT'N
AROUND
count for something is beyond me, but
that's the way it goes apparently:
Having a vegetable garden was worth
only one lousy point, despite the hard
work involved, although I cheated by not
counting the spoiled squash in the base-
ment as among the spoiled food tossed
out.
Surprisingly, there was an opportunity
for picking up points for having "bag lun-
ches". If the nutritionist can explain why ,
someone who carries sandwiches to work
gets credit while those of us who eat them
at home don't, it would be much ap-
• preciated. Perhaps it's the bag you're
supposed to eat, because it apparently
doesn't matter what's packed in it.
I figured that the minus points picked
up would be quickly reversed for faithful-
ly preparing a huge roast for Sunday din-
ner. A six -pound roast is usually reduced
to nothing but the string, plus two pieces
of fat the kids leave behind. Barbecuing
a steak for another meal should also be
great, right? Weil, that resulted in a
minus eight. Obviously, nutrition experts
are not in the good books of the beef
producers.
Still reeling from that, i lost another
quick eight for consuming too many
packaged cake and pancake mixes,
frozen pies, TV dinners and other pre-
packaged meals.
Failure to make out a regular shopping
list not only cost two points, but probably
was responsible for the for the loss of an
additional six for shopping at a conve-
nience store. Can 1 help it if the super-
market is closed when we run out of but-
ter for bedtime toast and jam or there
isn't any milk for the sugar-coated cereal.
As you can imagine, things started to
go from bad to worse when the blank
came .to be filled in for declaring the
number of times per week one has an
alcoholic beverage. There isn't even any
reduction in the minus score for the
peanuts and pretzels consumed at the
same time.
Milk drinkers are the fair-haired boys!
Obviously, nutrition experts sure take
the fun out of eating and drinking, to say
nothing of all the extra work and plann-
ing they want us to do.
if I wasn't feeling so lethargic and
under -nourished I'd write a column about
their poor advice!
however, was halvedquicklywhenasubse-
quent question on eating at a restaurant
forced an admission that the chicken
came from the Colonel. It was naturally
with some chagrin to learn that eating
lamb didn't get any points at all, despite
the fact it is the most nutritious red meat
available. Surely a bad slip on the part of
the nutrition expert who authored the
quiz!
Because ju jubes and donuts are seldom
advertised, there were no points picked up
for knowing of supermarket nutrition.
specials this week.
Throwing out those moldy crusts of
bread the kids disdain, plus the one
wiener that was slightly furry, resulted in
,a minus four. Really, the baker and meat
processor should share in that poor score
because one makes buns in packages of
eight and the other puts a dozen wieners
in his package, and try as I will, they
never balance out without wasting one or
the other.
Bologna sandwiches, oddly enough,
resulted in a plus of four (for the bread,
not the bologna) and in the same category
the tabulation was a whopping five, due
mainly to Kraft dinners and number one
son's penchant forgettingout the spaghet-
ti when the old man is late getting home
for supper.
Drinking coffee lost four points and
there was none picked up for drinking
water. Why the water in coffee doesn't
4.1
An
Random thoughts on a
drear March day, with a
terrible head -cold, about
the fourth this winter.
About which many peo-
ple have been most unhap-
py. For ski and
snowmobile enthusiasts,
ski resort operators, ice
fishermen and snowplow
owners, this winter has
been the pits.
For people who get sick
to death of shovelling
snow, of driving in bliz-
zards, of wading to the
thighs through ' snow-
banks to get to work, this
winter has been a boon.
I'm in the second
category, but I'm not rav-
ing about this particular
open winter. I don't like
bitter cold, and I detest
battling snow.
However, it's been a
dreary winter. Too much
rain, mud, ice; too little
sun. Dull day after dull
day makes Jack a dull
tool, and even the winter
worry -wart would like to
see a bit of sunshine.
It's also been a rotten
winter for the health. 1
don't know whether the
wild swings of
temperature have
anything to do with
anything, but I've never
seen so many people so
lingeringly ill with 'flu and
colds. Seems that a bright,
cold crispy winter is better
suited to the Canadian
physique than the kind of
hermaphrodite we've
been through this year:
Besides the head, it's
been a tough winter on the
other end, because of
freezing rain. I wonder
how many Canadians
busted their bums this
winter, slipping on ice.'
Recently, i slithered out
the back door, skidded
"See = I told you it would bottom out!"
odd sort of winter
down the back steps, and
went on hands and knees
to the car. Arrived at the
school parking lot, which
was like a skating rink,
and almost wiped out a
couple of cars when I tried
to stop.
Crept from car to school
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heart attacks, but when
they take a day off for a
twisted back, just because
they can't get out of their
car, or up from a chair,
that's a bit much, forcing
me to soldier on with
hangnails and a.,corn on
the sole of my foot.
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like ancient Chinese
coolie. Score for the day
was: one teacher with
badly broken wrist, one
teacher with badly wren-
ched back, one teacher's
wife with badly bent head.
Didn't mind the broken
wrist. it was only a
guidance teacher. But I
was fed up with the rest;
The wrenched back
belonged to one of my
English teachers, and I
had two missing already.
Ile'd come down his (un-
salted
un'salted) front steps, taken
a flier, and landed on his
not inconsiderable back.
Thought he'd shake off the
pain and shock, drove his
daughter to school, and by
this time was ready to
head for the hospital. Had
just checked in to tell the
great white sahibs of his
intentions, when he got a
phone call saying his wife
had gone down their steps
(still unsalted) in similar
fashion, knocking her
head hard on every step.
They went off to the
hospital hand in hand.
i can put up with
teachers staying home
with minor things like
Hoping to cheer myself
up, I took a look at the
fashion page in the
newspaper, featuring the
new spring models by
Chanel of Paris.
Thank the Lord I'm not
a woman. That peek at the
paper would have plunged
me into a deep depression.
Here are some of the
items: "The deceptively
demure dinner, dress in
navy silk with a wide -
waistline define'f by stit-
ching, $1,150; the revised
Chanel suit has a cropped
jacket over a slender
skirt, $1,950, worn over a
tucked silk blouse, $500.
Separates are a $795 knit
• cardigan and a wrap skirt,
$475.
How would you like to
read that if your old man
had just been laid off, in-
definitely? For a
miserable $4,800 you get a
dinner dress, a suit, and a
casual outfit. None of
which you could wear
more than once, twice at
the outside.
Some idiot once remark-
ed that the poor are
always with us. They are
indeed, but that's obvious.
No so obvious is the fact
that the rich are always
with us, come hell, high
water, shaky economy,
unemployment, downright
depression.
Something else that fail:
ed to cheer me up this
winter was The Night of
the Long Knives, when the
Tory party once more
made a national ass of
itself by indulging in its
favorite game: cutting its
leader into large chunks
and throwing them to the
'wolves. 1-iear those
Liberal laughing?
Oh, the winter hasn't
been all dark and gloomy.
My tailpipe has not fallen
off. Yet. My rubber boots
haven't sprung 4 leak. My
wife has wracked up
neither the car nor the
garage, as is her wont.
One more cheery note.
My old lady finally bought
a stereo outfit, and she
plays it so loud she can't
talk to me, though she
tries, oh. she tries,
mouthing words while i
just put my hand to my
ear. Sometimes 1 even get
the paper read.
And there's a bonus.
The kids gave us a rag-
time and a couple of jazz
records for Christmas.
After forcing the classics
on longsuffering me for
years, the old girl has
discovered she loves jazz.
Unfortunately, .she has
insomnia, and gets up
about 4:30 a.m. About .5
a.m., I am awakened by
the booming of ragtime,
dixieland, or far-out
modern jazz shaking the
very foundations. I like it,
but there is a time and a
place.
Yes, it's been an odd
sort of winter. How about
yours.?
Losing touch with reality
From some of the col-
umns i've been writing it
would appear that I've got
a strong anti -Liberal bias.
i've criticized Mr.
Trudeau for his one -finger
salute, for his arrogance,
and for his seemingly un-
caring attitude.
To be honest, i have
never voted on a party
basis. i prefer to listen to
what a man has to say and
what his record shows and
then what he promises to
do if elected. Then if i vote
for him i kind of hope that
he'll live up to even half of
what he has promised
figuring that the man is
only human anyway, and
that he can only persuade
his caucus to do a few of
his pet projects.
1 guess my primary con-
cern with the Liberal par-
ty ( federal) is that they
seem to have been in
power for so long that they
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to the point where the
average person, who has
no recourse to all the tax -
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have begun to lose touch
with reality.
in the years that they
have been around, the
federal budget has doubl-
ed and then tripled as has
the size of the federal
bureaucracy. income
taxes, which were in-
troduced during war years
as an emergency
measure, have increased
saving measures that the
Liberals have given to
wealthy persons and cor-
porations, is carrying the
load of the whole country.
I have never seen Joe
Clark as a viable alter-
native as leader for this
country. He seems to be
too wishy-washy in a lot of
ways. IY will give him
credit for one thing
though. He strikes me as
being honest. I've got a
long memory for one thing
that he talked about in the
last election. Mr. Trudeau
laughed Mr. Clark to
scorn about the 18 cent a
gallon increase in the cost
of gasoline, then when he
won the election increased
the price by over 70 cents
per gallon himself.
Similarly Mr. Stanfield
was mocked for consider-
ing , wage and price
controls.
Guess who turned
around and brought them
in.
Next week I'm going to
comment about one of the
greatest injustices that
I've ever seen any govern-
ment, Liberal or other-
wise, bring about.