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The only way
After several months of• debate, the Huron -Perth egg. Despite the general consensusthatwage restraint
SS board trustees have voted to scale down the increase is the most important factor in curbing inflation o le
in their own stipends. The decision to reduce
the �on to are not prepared to the voluntarily fall track,back on the lnt linewitht the
to five percent should be commended in the
thecriticism of the original decision to make the in- proposal.
hep but want to having
thetsame edictfor
crease 11 percent. guidelines,
One of the major points presented by those pushing themselves.
for the decrease, Was the fact the board could hardly the originalutsti were
red clearly
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untenable thio move
n with
expect employees to take less than the 11 percentpe
members weren't prepared to do likewise. to fall in line will be one which others will see as a
The entire debate over wage restraints is similar necessity to follow in an effort to straighten out the
to the age old question regarding the chicken and the . . economic problems.
Can't stand prosperity
As Chretien noted, Clark was running against
nobody. The ideal leader that nobody knows remains
a figment in the imagination of Clark's detractors.
More importantly, the PCs are apparently now
heading into a battle that could open even deeper par- 4
ty wounds (if that's possible for the Tories) and ex-
haust the energies they should have been putting into
ousting the Liberals.
Ironically, Clark received some 67 percent en-
dorsement in his leadership from the party faithfulat
Winnipeg, a figure that probably won't be matched by
any contenders in an initial leadership ballot. •
Clark considered his position untenable. Canadian.
voters may well consider the party's inner -turmoil
untenable unless that mystical ideal leader emerges
from the ruins of what was a most advaintus pre-
election position.
Chretien may have been premature in his assess-
ment of the Liberals' current state. The Tories certain-
ly appear to get down to their level. Some people just
can't stand prosperity !
, A couple of weeks ago, some reporters overheard
Energy Minister Jean Chretien (and he thought
privately) telling some. American visitors what terri-
ble shape the Liberal. party was in.
He frankly admitted that unhappiness with the
Liberals rather than support for Joe Clark's Conser-
vatives would bring the government down in an
election.
• Commenting on Clark, he noted the PC leader was
handicapped in his upcoming national convention
because he had no official opponent . "Joe is (runn-
ing) against nobody, so he is against an ideal leader
that nobody knows".
Chretien comments should have prompted some
real celebration at last weekend's PC convention in
Winnipeg, but rather than gearing up for the an-
ticipated win in ale next federal battle, the Conser-
vatives proved once again that theg much prefer to bat-
tle among themselves and forced Clark into a position
where he deemed it necessary to call a leadership
convention.
And justice for all
It seems that some of Ontario's lawyers are upset
about the number of young people graduating from law
schools and entering the profession. The practising
lawyers have set up a study aimed at determining
whether or not limitations should be set on the number
of law students which can be accepted for training. In
other words, too much competition for business might
do some nasty things to the existing structures.
It's an
"You pay your money and take your
choice" appears to be the policy that is be-
ing followed in the matter of pay-TV, and
the choice for which many are paying is
not sitting very well with a number of
people.
Women's groups in particular have
been staging some vociferous protests
over the fact the pornography associated
with the well-known Playboy magazine
could soon be available on TV screens.
Ironically, the furor has probably been
a blessing in disguise for First Choice pay-
TV. Indications are that an overwhelm-
ing majority of peoplewheareapplying for
the service are pickiag that form over its
competitors,
Much of the protest has been a matter
of conjecture since no one has yet had the
opportunity of screening films to be shown
on the controversial channel.
A group of 20 MPs last week viewed two
Playboy movies that depicted graphic
scenes of gang rape, oral sex, lesbian sex,
masochism and masturbation and were
appalled at the subject matter, but First
Choice officials quickly noted that such
movies were not even available to them
and certainly wouldn't be shown even if
they were.
The MPs, it is assumed, got hold of
some stag movies and there's little doubt
that most of those would virtually curl
your hair.
At any rate, Canadians are again fac-
ing the perennial question associated with
freedom of choice and expression, and on
the other hand, censorship.
it has been suggested that the matter
will probably have t0 be settled in the
courts. Judges, it seertls, are among the
few who can define such .terms as
obscenity.
Meanwhile, the number of subscribers
for First Choice continues to grow, aided
and abetted by theprotestors, who have
apparently failed to realize that they have
We doubt that many lawyers are in favor of this
totally undemocratic approach to an economic pro-
blem. Those who do see a need for limitations on com-
petition are scarcely in line with the concepts of free
enterprise and justice for all, which should be the wat-
chword of their profession.
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Censorship versus the freedom of
choice and expression is an issue that will
the consequences can be almost assured.
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Through all the discussion and protests,
--efrcourse, there is the repeated reference
to the individual's rights. Judging from
some of the bizarre situations that have
arisen to date, no doubt someone will soon
find that the new charter of rights gives
people the right to broadcast or print what
they want, and others will have the right
to watch, listen or read what they want.
Nowhere does there appear to be any
charter of responsibilities to go along with
all these new rightspeopleareso anxious
to safeguard.
It is rather ludicrous that one group in
society is fighting sex stereotyping in TV
commercials that depict "dumb
housewives" using the latest detergent
while elsewhere on the TV there are
shows that depict women in more de-
meaning and submissive acts.
It's about as futile as fighting a forest
fire in ahurricane.You may win one small
battle, but you end up losing the real war
as it is fanned out of control while you
restrict your fight to one small pocket.
The CRTC apparently won't take a
stand on the issue, noting that it can only
judge the content after it is shown and not
before. That may be realistic to a point,
but surely they have the power to set.the
guidelines that have to be followed by
pay-TV.
That lack of courage makes about as
much sense as a policeman saying he can
only take action after a murder, and not
in preventing it. ,
Contrast that wishy-washy stance to the
municipal and federal government fight
which quickly routed The Way out of;l°-
don recently, and the provincial govern-
ment's moves to assume control of three
trust companies, and it does give rise to
conjecture that politicians pick their spots
rather carefully and avoid those which
may not prove too popular.
BATT'N
AROUND
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probably never be settled, joining many
other moral issues in that regard.
The Ontario government has already
advised people through extensive adver-
tising campaigns that„ you re your own
liquor control board” and probably they'll
decide that people will have to act as their
own media censorship board as well.
That's the easy way out, and govern-
ments, when it obviously suits their pur-
poses, always take the easy way out. They
can appease those who want freedom of
choice and expression by keeping their
hands off, while telling those who oppose
the results of that freedom of choice and
expression that they don't have to watch
it.
The problem, of course, is that dispari-
ty between what one person considers ac-
ceptable and what another decides is not
acceptable. Getting a nation of people to
decide is impossible, although it does
teem that through the years the moral
standards have eroded in favor of the
freedom of choice and expression
proponents.
History has shown that moral decline
can be asdisastrous for a society as
economic decline. Put them togetherand
"We no longer have to worry about living within our means —
I no longer HAVE a' means!"
Cheering to think of dead
Cheer up! You're alive, lose a loved one, and think
aren
dauntlessly (or creep ocean, but then catch
carefully) into 1983, being yourself picking your nose
alive is the name of the or whetting ypur armpits.
game. Millions and Whatever the new year
millions aren't you know. brings, we can be certain
Think of your dead about a few things: more
friends, d even more taxes; parents/kids who
't you As we sail your grief is as deep as the
an
deeply, of your dead s M
enemies. This should
cheer you up.
Your dead friends,
relatives, former
mistresses, bosom compa-
nions who are planted are
flitting about in Elysium,
pinching the bottoms of
succuli and incubi, and
slugging down the
ambrosia.
Your enemies, rot them,
are shovelling coal as fast
as they can. And serves
them right. Imagine the
chagrin of a wife -beater
when his assistant, a mere
embezzler, doesn't get up
there with his wheel-
barrow of coal, and Old
Nick nods, and Beelzebub
gives the wife -beater six
licks on his burning bum.
So that's all settled.
Here you are, alive and
well except for your ar-
thritis, acne, heart mur-
murs and knotted bowels,
and you'reafraid to face
another year.
Best way to face
another year is calmly,
secure in the knowledge
that it won't be good, but
couldn't be worse than last
year.
Maybe a nuclear war
will start, but you still
have to put out the gar-
bage. Maybe you've lost
your job, and there is no
garbage, because you've
eaten every can, bottle
and carton. Maybe you'll
Er
tremble when you cash
yourold-age pension. Sign
your cheque with a
flourish.
If you're a student, don't
feel guilty if you got
straight "F's" on • your
Chrismas report. It's pro-
bably because you come
Sugar
and Spice
Dispensed By Smiley
don't understand you; an
increase in the cost of liv-
ing; emanations of hot air
and no light from Ottawa;
teeth growing browner;
hair growing scantier;
and, as always, constipa-
tion, whether physical or
mental or emotional.
But that's just living. It
happened to the Greeks,
the Romans, and the
British. The only ones left
who are constipated in all
three areas are the Brits,
but that isn't their fault.
They're just ' more
modern.
Despite your problems,
you are a survivor. If you
aren't you shouldn't be
reading this. As a sur-
vivor, you still have flesh
and spirit togettfer in the
one vessel. And that's the
name of the game, when
you are tackling 'a new
year. Don't be fearful. Be
cheerful.
Above all, don't feel
guilty. If you're an old -age
pensioner, with a private
income of eighty thousand
a year, don't let your hand
from a broken. home, or
because your teachers
have a built-in antipathy
toward free spirits. Just
think positively. "F"
stands for fantastic:
If you're a wife, don't
feel depressed because
your husband prefers to
spend all his evenings,
alone, at the Legion Hall.
Think positively. He's pro-
bably destroying his liver,
and you'll soon be on your
own, to look for a mah
with a little fire and less
smoke.
If you're an aged, don't
be down because nobody
comes to visit you. Call in
your lawyer, make a new
will, and cut every one of
them out, downto the last
third -cousin. Leave it all
to Billy Grabbem or Rex
Humbug. Either will waft
you up there on wings ,of
pure plastic..
If you're too fat, don't
your grave a happy
glutton.
If life presents you with
a serious problem, which
you can't possibly face,
don't fact it. Run away.
Take a trip. It'll be all.
blown over when you get
back.
If you find yourself so
upset about the world, the
state of the country, or the
latest idiocy of the town
council, and you start
biting your nails, no
sweat. Start biting your
toe -nails, instead. This
will take your mind off
your troubles, increase
your agility, and give you
another taste in your
mouth, aside from the bit-
ter one.
If you are so depressed
that there seems only one
way out - suicide - do it
properly. Don't throw
yourself under the wheels
of a train, or off a bridge,
or cut your wrist, or shoot
a hole in your head. Throw
yourself under alive body,
orump off a two -foot
bridge, or just nick your
wrists, or pi't a hole in
your big toe. You'll get far
more attention than if you
did it neatly. People like
botched jobs. That's .why
they hire plumbers and
painters. •
There. Feeling better?
This little treatise is not
the only way to get
through '83, - you could
win a lottery - but it should
help.
Just remember, a
human being is neither
sweat. Or if you sweat, flesh nor spirit. It is both.
don't fast. Just sail in the Just keep body and soul
chocolate cake and ice- together for another year,
cream, flip a buttock in and you can laugh at life.
the devil's face and go to And death.
Handing out bouquets
Last week I spent my
time throwing rocks at a
few people who were less
than terrific in 1982. Now
I'd like to give out a few
big rose bouquets.
First of all, to Theodore
Arcand. You May not
remember this name, but
he's the Canadian envoy in
West Beirut who remain-
ed on the iob during the
seige of Lebanon.Bravery
is a rare commodity. He
deserves a medal for stay-
ing in the thick of a very
dangerous situation trying
to help the survivors of
that nasty war.
A big bouquet to the
farmer 'survival' associa-
tions; people out there who
are trying to help others big outfits like Chrysler to work and just cannot
out when they are down to and Dome Petroleum, find a job 'of any sort.
their last alternatives. I they sure should be look- To the Canadians who
conquered Mount Everest
despite the loss of four of
their team members.
To Wayne Gretsky who
proved that hockey can be
a scientific game and that
gentlenien still are alive in
that sport.
Perspectives
By Syd Fletcher
have little sympathy for
the banks who go out to a
farm and try to foreclose
on people who have tried
to play the game honestly
yet are caught by the
manipulations of big
business. If theovern-
ment can step in to help
ing at the little businesses
who are really the
backbone of the country.
To the unemployed
workers who are 'toughing
it out' out there through
the worst times they pro-
bably have ever known.
To all those who world like
To all those people in
volunteer organizations
such as the Red Cross, the
United Way, the Cancer
Society, and soon, who try
through their efforts to
make this a better world
in which to live.
May this year be one in
which the roses far exceed
the rocks.