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Times -Advocate, January 12; 1983
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A risky decision
When,law makers knowingly become party to law
breaking, they undermine the authority which they
have been given and risk losing the power to enforce
other laws which they have established.
That's why it becomes difficult to comprehend the
thinking of the majority of Exeter council in their deci-
sion last week to grant an application for a business
to establish in a zone which every member of council
and their bylaw officer appeared to be of the opinion
was in .contradiction of the, local zoning bylaws.
The very fact of granting one year to meet the zon-
ing requirements acknowledges that those re-
quirements are not currently being met; yet that
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should be the sole basis on which the application is
granted.
The anticipation of tax revenue and employment
for the community is an understandable basis of con-
sideration in these difficult economic times; but 'it is
surely not justification for bending or breaking the
rules. The proper procedure is to change the rules if
the need indicates that course of action.
That is the mandate elected officials are given and
it should obviously serve their needs. To circumvent
one of their own laws is to place in jeopardy the authori-
ty to enforce others. It can be a most dangerous
position.
Wood choppers scramble
The return to wood heating in many homes in the
area has resulted in an unexpected benefit for the peo-
ple who previously had- to clean up after storms.
Fallen limbs and toppled trees are no longer Left
along roadsides awaiting removal by township or
highway workmen. No sooner does the wind calm than •
a host of people with chainsaws and pickup trucks des-
cend upon the carnage to augment the stacks in their
woodsheds.
The salvage rights appear to rest with the first on
the scene, although some squabbles have arisen over
the territorial rights to which property owners lay
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claim for the increasingly valuable commodity.
There are some scavengers who totally fail to
recognize the difference between private and public
property when it comes to harvesting the wind -fall and
more than one has experienced the sad fate of spen-
ding several hours chopping up a fallen tree only to
have a property owner descend upon the scene to lay
claim to the efforts of the toil.
The day of getting wood merely "for the taking" is
quickly disappearing and even municipalities may
have to start taking a look at the source of revenue left
strewn along their roadsides after a blow from nature.
Why they see red
Canadians will soon be receiving their income tax -
forms in the mail, so it is perhaps an appropriate time
to explain why people operating small and medium siz-
ed companies are so angry about the number and com-
plexity of the forms they are forced to fill out for
government.
The issue is timely because the changes in the per-
sonal income tax form during the last 20 years or so
are but one example of the kind of paper -burden en-
trepreneurs are forced to contend with.
Let's flash back to the 1960's. At that time,
Revenue Canada was satisfied with a four page tax
form. Canadians reported their income, lopped off a
few deductions and either paid the tax bill or filed for
a refund. It was a relatively simple exercise.
Now, Canadians are faced with a 30 page form,
together with a multicoloured booklet explaining how
easy it is to fill in this document.
. This once simple process has become so complex
that more and more people are forced to visit accoun-
tants and tax preparation experts as they attempt to
save money.
Thankfully, this is a once -a -year happening.
Such is not the case for business people. They are
forced to deal with such government -oriented paper-
work on a week -to -week basis. They have to report
federal and provincial government sales taxes,
Workers' Compensation and unemployment insurance
changes and dozens of other pieces of paperwork, in-
cluding information for that federal government
monster called Statistics Canada.
In fact, most smaller firms are spending 10 hours
a week or more handling the government's paperwork
and red tape.
The tragedy, of course, is that the time could be
better spent operating the business, allowing the en-
trepreneur to expand and create new jobs, or at least
maintain present employment levels.
The hard fact is that governments are placing too
heavy a burden on business people who would rather
hustle new' sales than spend hours filling in forms.
So this year when you're completing your tax
return, give a little thought to the entrepreneur's
plight. If you were in his or her shoes, you would be
completing such forms virtually every week of the
year.
.Don't expect balanced study
Although the exact quotation escapes
me, there is an adage that suggests that
a doctor who attempts to diagnose his own
ailment and treat himself has a fool for
a patient.
It's an exercise that often ends in futili-
ty for other professionals and businesses
who attempt to solve some of their own
problems.
The point is, that having made the
mistake that placed them in jeopardy in
the first place, they are ill-equipped to
turn around and solve the problem. If they
knew the exact nature of the problem,
they probably wouldn't have allowed it to
arise in the first place. or at least to have
continued to the point of requiring some
remedial action.
However simple that philosophy may
appear to most people, it has obviously
escaped federal •industry minister Ed
Lumley.
At the outset, he appeared to have his
head screwed on correctly by deciding
that some type of study was required in
an attempt to solve the problems relating
to this nation's auto industry. There's no
doubt that industry is in serious trouble,
and as one of the country's major
employers and economic contrihuters, it
is certainly in the best interest of
everyone to try and find some solutions
to get the auto makers back on their feet.
Unfortunately, he' decided that only
those involved in the business should be
called upon to investigate the situation
and to propose the solutions. •
So, he named the representatives of top
management of the three auto makers,
auto parts manufacturers and the auto
workers' union to act as a task force to tell
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the government what the nation should be
doing for them to get them out of the mess
in which they, in no small measure, plac-
ed themselves.
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While the task force may come up with
some plausible solutions, there is a well-
founded apprehension that they will make
recommendations strictly on how the
government, through tax dollars or im-
port restrictions, can assist.
It is highly unlikely that the group will
delve too deeply into the management and
union practices that have enabled foreign
manufacturers to cut sharply into the
domestic market.
Obviously, some representatives from
outside the industry should have been
named to the task force in an effort to
bring about a more objective and balanc-
ed viewpoint.
Unfortunately, the recommendations
will be viewed with about the same
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credibility as the bald-headed salesman
peddling hair restorer. The blame for
that, of coursewill fall squarely on Mr.
Lumley, but the sad result is that the auto
industry will continue to wallow in its cur-
rent despair and that affects the entire
nation.
Of course, most Canadians have come
to expect that type of thinking from the
people who attempt to run this country.
The annual reports of the auditor -general
give them further cause for concern.
The reports from the auditors -general
of both federal and provincial govern-
ments were released just prior to
Christmas and not surprisingly, both
reports were loaded with proven in-
stances of spending folly. Not surprising,
because the annual reports have contain-
ed the same examples of mis-
management and over -spending for the
past several years.
All-in-all, governments do not emerge
with the appearance .of being very bright
when it comes to doing business with our
money.
Part of the horror is that the Canadian
economy is drained through the costly
blunders and yet there are no examples
of those civil servants responsible being
called onto the carpet to face the conse-
quences of their actions.
Even more sad is the fact that we
Canadians are such an apathetic lot that
we allow the practices to cdntinue. That
makes us about as smart as they are!
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House discombobulated
It never fails. Never
fails. Every holiday
season, my wife, in
desperation at what's
ahead, hurls herself into
some PROJECT that
discombobulates the
household, turns her into a
vixen, and drives me right
out of my skull.
I well remember the
year she decided to have
some brickwork done in
December. Of course, the
weather turned wild, the
bricklayer couldn't work,
and we wound up with four
thousand wet bricks in the
back kitchen. Dripping
and smelling like wet
brick.
Another time she decid-
ed to have the whole fami-
ly for Christmas; her
parents, aunts, and
assorted relatives. By the
time she'd finished scour-
ing and scourging, that old
house was shining like two
bubbles in a chamber pot,
and groaning in every
board. That's the year the
kitchen floor was waxed
so highly, I dropped the
turkey on it when I slipped
en route to the dining -
room. She didn't speak to
me until about Valentine's
Day.
Sometimes, it's sewing.
All else is forgotten as she
tries to make clothes
enough in three weeks for
her daughter and grand -
boys to wear for a year.
Material, tapes, patterns,
pins andneedles
everywhere. And I have
the wound -marks to prove
it, should I pull my pants
down.
If she can't dream up
something to push away
the thoughts of Christmas,
she'll tackle it head-on,
with a baking spree.
Every mixing bowl in the
house is activated, the
oven goes full blast eigh-
teen hours a day, and if
you're not stepping in
flour, while the fancy
cookies, cakes and pud-
dings pile up to the point
where the inmates of -a
logging camp couldn't eat
them all.
This Christmas, she out-
did herself. Back in the
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and Spice
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painted. She got the ceil-
ing done, with the resul-
tant chaos of moving fur-.
niture and taking
everything out of the
closets, a half -day's job.
Just then she was struck
by a desire to start taking
piano lessons after some
fall, some idiot mentioned
on the air that ttlere were
only eleventy-seven shop-
ping days until Christmas.
The old lady immediately
when into her mechanic's
routine. She bought 'a
caulking gun, a wood
chisel, :a hammer, and a
key -hole saw. All the door-
knobs were to be changed;
because they have a habit
of coming away in your
hand, a new lock put on
the back door, though
there was nothing wrong
with the old one, except
that you could open it with
a credit card, and all the
windows were to be
insulated.
Now, none.of the door-
knobs work at all, and you
have to pull doors open
with your toes or finger-
nails, the lock is on the
back door and it's a can-
dy, but we have to leave
the door braced open with
a slipper when we go out,
so that we can get back in,
and the wind coming in•
around the windows would
make your hair stand on
.end.
Halfway through this
job, which is why it wasn't
finished, she declared the
master bedroom must be
years away from the
machine. Anybody knows
you can't paint and prac-
tise the piano at the same
time, so she hired a.chap
to finish the painting.
This made the bedroom
so dazzling that the
bedroom suddenly ap-
peared sleezy, and it had
to be painted. By some
strange osmosis, this in
turn made the kitchen
woodwork absolutely
shabby, and the paint job
spread downstairs.
Had your' kitchen
painted lately? I wasn't
against having the wood-
work done, but I can see
no point in painting the in-
sides of cupboards. She
can. After they've been
emptied and thoroughly
washed. We have enough
cupboards, in the front
and back kitchen, to hold
enough stuff to withstand
a three -year's siege.
As I write, it's all sitting
in liquor boxes, on the kit-
chen floor, in the front hall
in the vestibule, the living -
room and the basement. If
you want to make a sand-
wich, you go to the base-
ment for bread prowl
through eighteen boxes to
find a knife, look for the
butter in the box with the
winter boots, and find a
slice of ham in a box on the
attic stairs, in with the
soap, the adhesive tape,
and the thumb tacks.
You'd think that would
be enough to keep
Christmas at bay. Not at
all. She suddenly decided
that after 36 years of mar-
ried something or other,
we absolutely must get a
stereo outfit, with
cassette, the whole works.
Simple enough. We had
only two hi-fi machines
and a cheap cassette.
recorder.
For three: isteeks, I
huddled in my chair in the
living -room, surrounded
by liquor boxes, listening
avidly while she ex-
perimented with two dif-
ferent sets of speakers,
various microphones and
about 300 yards of wire
all overthe floor.
Whichever speaker she
liked, I eagerly agreed
were the best. Then she'd
change her mind. She
wanted_ to get perfectly
clearly the mistakes she
made while practising the
piano,.in order to correct
them.
It made a nice change,
to be'tripping over wire in-
stead of stubbing my toe
on a paint can, or stepping
in my sock feet, on a
chisel.
Of course, it all came
right in the end. The
turkey smelled of fresh
paint, I was awakened
every morning at 5 a.m.
by a squeal ofk a
microphone, and you still
lock yourself in the
bathroom if you pull on the
knob.
But the butter's back in
the fridge, the grandboys
have chipped all the fresh
paint away, and at last
everything's back to
normal.
Throwing some rocks
At this time of year it is
customary to throw a few
rocks toward the people
who did some terrible
things in the previous year
and a few rose bouquets to
the ones who really tried
to improve the world a lit-
tle. This week I'm heading
for the quarry to get a few
boulders for those who I
think deserve it.
First of all, a telephone -
booth -sized one for Gerald
Bouey whose Bank of
Canada policies of high in-
terest have forced
thousands of people out of
business and out of work.
It's hard for me to justify
the hardship that this man
had caused. Beating infla-
tion has not been worth the
pain and suffering that
has been caused for all
these people.
Many boulders 'for the
soldiers in places like El
Salvador, Guatemala
Iran, Iraq, Israel and
Lebanon, who pretend
that they have some great
purpose in mind when
they murder innocent
women and children, all
the time knowing that all
they crave is power.
A rock for the 'punk
the country is reeling.
One for the prime
minister who could not
come up with a better
salutation for his consti-
Perspectives
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rockers' who shout all
kinds of violence in their
music, influencing our
young people in the worst
possible ways.
A few rocks for the "big
five" chartered banks who
piously put adver-
tisements in the
newspapers about the im-
portance of businesses
having a good profitif the
country is to prosper, and
meanwhile record their
biggest profits in recorded
history while the rest of
tuents than the upraised
finger, who wasted the
country's time for three
consecutive nights on
television and said nothing
of any importance,
somehow leaving us all
wondering where the
leadership was to, come
from to pull us out of the
mess we are in.
Another one for Clifford
Olson, self-confessed
murderer whose family
was paid 190,000 because
of his assistance in finding
the graves of 11 of his
victims.
A great big one to
Michael Pitfield. In case
you don't know that name,
he's the fellow who work-
ed at Trudeau's side as an
advisor for eight years
and retired recently (at
45) and was appointed to
the Senate. There he will
get $58,500 a year. If he
stays there till he is 75
years old he will get 1.6
million in salary, plus
another quarter of a
million (tax-free) plusan-
nual pensions totalling,
get this now, over $100,000
annually. Howdo you like
that, you pensioners out
there surviving on $6000 a
year? Then again, Pitfield
is really suffering. He on-
ly got $107,000 severance
pay when Joe Clark fired
him in 1979.
There. I've got rid of
some steam about a few of
the bad things happening
in '82. Next week 1 11 talk
about some of the good
ones.