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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExter Times, 1910-06-30, Page 3• l' Het-1'•i'{-1-4-1.4-1•+.1-1„1,.1,.1••lat t X Fashion i�I1lts. 111-11-1-1-1-ei t,.I..l .l i l i i il•-1-i••i i SEEN IN PAR'S SHOPS. The black satin emit of all lengths is Ln•.•ted. About aine out of ten handsome gewus are collarless. Dyed linen laces aro high styli for linen arid cotton dresses. Aluuug the new veilings are those with crepelike borders. Chiffon, voiles, marguisetts, and silk crepes are hating a wonderful The Canadian rder of Foresters The Thirty First Annual of High Court The Session Year too() Was the Most Prosperous in the History of the Order- A Large Delega- tion in Atendance. rage. The thirty-first annum session of the amounting 10 81/4,321.2. leaving 8'-6.967.12 g high Court of the Canadian Order of to "airy to the Reserve.which at the chide Tiny little rooster heads are used FuOf the year amounted to 3170,773.82. resters opened in the City of Montreal, + p as trimming fur small girls' were 73.985 members in good stand. every- Tuesday afternoon, 14th fust., with a slay hats. :large number in attendance, including The yoke and collar matching high Court Officers and delegates re - the color of the material are net presenting every Province of the Do - often seen now. minion. ,1t tual draperies are introduced 1 After the usual opening ceremonies and o14 in suits of silk or lightweight the appointment of We several standing materials. :committees, the nigh Court Officers sub- mitted their reports which showed the Upon all handsome or dressy gowns, sash, girdle, belt, or bow ef-Order to bo in a most nourishing condi. fects of ribbon appear. firm. A good deal of boutaching is seen! Tho high Ching Ranger, J. A. Stewart. of Perth. Ont.. after extending a hearty on some of the suits in odd bands i welcome to the rcprreentatiren present. and panel arrangements. welcome his rennrt. which was replete Something unique and exceed- with facts and figures relative to the ingly beautiful is the ehrysallthe- growth and extension of the Order during mum opera bag in Irish crochet.. : 11.• past year. The princess panel, in its many 0n the 1st of .innuary. 1909. the Order interpretations of a primitive garb, hod a membership of 70.759. and there is a prevalent note among Parisian were initiated during the year 7.369 new styles for little ones, and particul• :members. being an inereas. of 772 over arly for those of the I2 -year stage. the precious year. During last year 3.652 Jiang• truly beautiful bits of embroi- members lapsed and 459 died, leaving the net membership at rho close of the year Celt- c enliven these quaint frocks, 7'.ces. wi :!o others seem to our eyes mere- The increase in the insurance Reserve 1y Is. culiar in their effort to revive of the Order during the year amounted ctrl -time hand work. Ito :273,367.75. On January 1st. 190). the Tho too -long frock is distinctly' amount on hand in this Branch area Pal ian, and, thopgh attractive, it 82.7'•8.940•54. and at the close of the year is quite far removed from the prac-83,c0?.,308.29. The amount paid in death tical shortness that we havo accus- elnimq wall 8163.979.66. ( The report of W. 0. Strong, Superintend- ling on the advice of a friend she i eat of orgauisatIon, showed that during s •The Birk and Funeral Benefit Branch began to take Dr. Williams' Pink tc rued our children too. The Com- the yrnr then• were 7,360 initiauour. a* f.•rtably abbreviated frock will pro-. is also in a flourishing condition. Pur- against 6.597 for the previous year, an in- I'ills, and soon began to feel bet- bably win its way in France some the the year no less a sum than 8144.321 creams. of 772. ter. She continued taking the Pills 20, revering 5,950 derma, wag paid in thio At the close of the year there were 1.065 h • i pse fun a mem• until sho had used ten loxes, when her health was fully restored and the could take any kind of food The p without the least discomfort. Since ketch"wan, n rota to that time she has not had the The little children of Paris pre- i "scarp, covering the general work of the i Columbia. slight - sent a most picturesque appear- i Sot•iety. was next in order. and showed , Among those in attendance were the pot- est return of the trouble." In detail the large femme of buainegs' lowing: J. A. Stewart, Iltgh 1•hipf Rcaug••r Thousands of cured men and w•o- anee, differing widely from that. Perth, Ont.; D. Allan, high Yj.c-(lust with which we aro familiar as a tranaarted through the Ilead Ofaee at Ranger. Grimsby. Oat.: Geo. Faulkner. n.e^ speak from experience of the !Brantford. , 1ii¢h S.rre•tarv, Branttnrd, Ont : Rost. benefits derived from Dr. Williams' ralways ideal. Canadian children I:fliott, Iligli rreasun•r, Brantford, Ont.: are simple when they aie'. The amount of Insurance premiums re- fir. h. 11t. Rtanley, chairman Medical I':nk Pills in cases of indigestion, Correctly dressed, and while we (civ d during the year was 8616.017.62. Board, Brantford. Ont.: C. E. Brit- anaemia, rheumatism, general which with the large sum of 8121.329.79. ! ton. P.II.1•.R.. Oananoque. Ont.: J. •a tic akrlesa, pains in the back and cannot wholly recommend the more derived from interest on investments, A. Brodeur. Montreal. Que.: AIL P. van unique methods of the French for S,mcren. Mel.e.xt. Alla.: W. M. (•ouper.' side. neuralgia, St. Vitus dance, I mad.• the total receipts in thin Branch Mnntrcal, Que.: 8. W. wlgmnre. Rt. John ' very fear of overdressing our little 8737.347.41. There were 459 death claims N.B.: Members of the Executive ermmlttrc , and the troubles that afflict women ones, we love to stand aside and• paid, amounting to $463.979.66. leaving the' W. L. Roberts. High Auditor. Brantford and growing girls. These pills are take notes from which wo draw a' ronin of 8273.367.75 to carry to the Reserve Ont.: 1 P (long. high Auditor, London, Feld by all medicine dealers or by Ont.: w•. Wahk"r. Iligli R.gt,trar. Mont- certain appreciation of the pictur- Fund. which at the close of the year WAN ;real. Que.: W. (t. Strong. Superintendent (pail at 50 cents .box, or six boxes 113.002,308.29. inf Organisation. Brantford. Ont.; Lyman fel *2.50 from `-'sho Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Ar,ckvillc, Ont. - .--- A JAPANESE COMPLIMENT. T01NiC •1•::' 1 s�,`•11:1'dT For IND:6f:STI011 The Proms of Digestion is Con- trolled iy the B:oad and ec'vea If you havo indigestion and you begin a course of treatment to make tour s1on1ael► stronger, you are en tl.c right track for a real cure. Yon es. • Hever cure yuurself by eating p,adigested nestle, or by taking p,.ii-gative medicines. The Fitt/Mille!' is not doing its own work under these treatments, and there can be no real cure until the stomach is strong enough to digest. till the food necessary to maintain the be.cly in normal health. The great aim of the tonic treatment for indi- gestion in all forms, is to strength- ing at the close of the scar carrying en the stomach to a point where all 874,161,000.00 Insurance 1 There were issued from the high Seen- fo ds stitch will digest easily and, tary's office 7.538 Insurance Certifeatea, nourish the laxly. A tonic that will and 7.334 Membership Certificates. or a strengthen the stomach is what, is : total of 14.872, anti in addition there were I►c(ded as the process of digestion endorsements made in 1.512 luaurauce t'er• tlncatea, ti' controlled by the blo.,d and ' The report of Robert Elliott. high nerves. Dr. Williams' Pink fills Treasurer. showed the funds of the Order aro an ideal tunic. They actually to be in the most ent.afaotory tnndltion. The income in the several fund* were. (lake new, rich. blood, and thus Iesuraneo 8737.347.41• Rick and Funeral lineman Fund 11172,2288.32. and lleneral Fund bring strength and tone to the. 892.712.01. Total income 81.002,34774. The St( mach. This has been prove) total expenditure in these funds was' cver and over again, and thou - 8704.345.65. The surplus income over ex- penditure atuountcd to 8298.002.09. I e:trid3 of grateful people have out The rnenrance Reserve Fund at the close I hesitated to Say SO. Here is alt i11 - of the year was Invested as follows: stance •-Alis Eva Tucher, Italmor- Municipal and School Debentures .. 8=,7s•Is16.47 • Dominion of caua.la Stork 1so.tlalnY' . 11, Man., says :- 1 am writing this Depo,.itshiChartered lanks te,neaeo' letter on behalf of my mother who current Accounts in Chartered hanks 78,491.esi%visite,' you to know how touch 1)r. ja, ,a»j. Williams' Pink Pills have done for The total assets of the Order amounted 1'• r. For several years she had to 81.235.03737. and Da liabilities 825,136.72. been greatly troubled with indige's- Assets over liabilities 83.209.900.85' 1 tion and notwithstanding the me- , The report of Dr. U. M. Stanley. ('hair- man of the Medical hoard. ghosted the divine elle was taking the trouble average death rate since the commence-' !134 growingworse. Every meal meet of the Order to be 5.17 per 1,000 of !membership. There were submitted to the' war dreaded, and left behind it a , Medical Board during the year 8.816 appli-' feeling of nausea and severe pains. cations. of which 8.280 were accepted, and ; the remaining 536 trievterl. The number' AS this continued she began to lose of anplicatione wag 930 more than for the strength and energy, and was hard- previousyear. nnti was the second largest h " • " ' le to do any housework. Act- in the history of the (leder. Y 1 ab day, as has our own tailor-made Branch. The amount to the credit of tilt., herahi in the order. rep" r R street dress,with its skirt so much I,t Ontario. of 71785. There were 515 ('Darts fund at the close of the year was in 178 in Quebrr, 58 In Nova shorter than the Parisian once' $170.773.82. /troths. 70 in New Brunswick. 15 in Prince pUtO Tl a Report of Oen Faulkner High Fee Edward island. 110 in Manitoba. 65 In Pae - 38 1 Alb and 16 ' British es ue. use modify thav1 .1 to �, The Ptek and Funeral Benefit Branch of , L''' 9°1101(41y Btgh nu- Hamilton. Ont : -in our own less quaint cit (trent ,J. H O'Regan. Chief Agent for Province the Order also showed a marked advance. of Quehec. Quebec. QUe.: lion. Colin 11. ar�d find help in the cleverness of the French mothers. year was 8165.592.50, and interest 86.69; 62, ' t""• Winnipeg, Man.: F. H. DaYld,on, making the total rec.•ipta In this Branch1111.C.R., Winnipeg: D. F.. McKinnon. D 1LR, Winnipeg. and O. R. Anderson. 8172.228.32. There were 5.950 claims paid, i P.D.B.C.R.. Griswold, Man. The amount of fees received during the ' Campbell. Bish Cn onSoltritor for Mani. TRIG HATS FOR SUMMER. Have you seen the new hat, to wear with tailored suit or shirt waist suit 1 It is a broad brimmed lint of ono kind of straw turned sharply up at the front to show a lining of another kind. Generally these hats havo a crown and outside rim of black The Japanese have ever the in- stinct of politeness. It may hap- pen. however. as in the case record- HICiHiER CRITICISM. "Well, did hoay you 1" asked ed below, that their idea of a com- p p!iment is net precisely that of the f '1 C dll t hhad bP(•n ti, collect a bill for a full set tit false teeth that he had nutdc fi'- a oa-- almost a year before. "Pay n c :" growled the dentist "Ni t only did he refuse to pay ma but ho actually had the cffrouta i to gnash at me --with my teeth:" Coorgiana was making prepara- tions fur her dell's birthday party at J her brother stood by helpless- ly. receiving instructions. "Oh, Palmer," she exclaimed suddenly, "first wo must take this child over lined with a vivid blue, brown, or to church and have her criticised." deep green. A brown hat with green facing is also popular. The only trimming to the hat is a couple of quills or an osprey, with sometimes a stiff band of vel- vet.Another good looking and dressi- er hat is of vivid green tulle over- sewn with straw bugles. It is draped in turban shape into a flat Lew in center of front, beneath nn outspreading tuft of iridescent r, Ings of the heron. MEXICAN FHt is 1) E rt It'I 1t ENT. Cin'is•ling of One Han. Burro and hulling 11ater Harrel. it pretty strong mtan:•' I':l- "Fairly dear.y " Sweet It might be thought that such an I Child---" s'Cau a uncle\saidlwhen he went out with you the other night yeti carried the biggest load of any ma" he ever saw without showing A Sure Corrective of Flatulency. -.-When the undigested food lies in the sstirnach it throws off gases, causing pains and oppression in the stomachic region. The belching or eructation of these gases is offen- rite and the only way to prevent thein is to restore the eterunch to proper action. Parmelee's Vege- table Pills will do this. Simple di- rections go with each packet and a t • urse of them taken systematically ;: certain to effect a cure. Sweet Child -"Say, pa, yen must exciting thing as a fire would startle the Mexicans out of their I:abittlal indolence, but such is nut the case. The alarm of a fire at Matanlor- ev. Coahuila. 1i(•xieo, stag given by tae discharge of numerous pistols and guns. says a writer in the Wide Wert(' Magazine. and I hastened to the scene. thinking at first that a 1 amt's) was raging. After a long interval, during al.ich the people watched the fire v ith interest. chattering among tl'i•tneeltee meanwhile, therm ap- 1 (:heel placidly trundling along the r. ad the 11n)nlnoresan equivalent et it fire engine, a barrel rolling s', ng the ground, drawn by a re- lurtanl burro. 1 \ 1. 0 in each end of the 1.• i-.•1uottcd at to roll freely told 1, , • - attached it to Lite animal. is walked the lire brigade, a s..1itary pe.•n, hearing a bucket. Arrived nt the scene of the media - gild ion, the water in the barrel was poured into buckets and hauled to the roof of an adjacent Neuse, whence it IOS flung onto the fie mss. l:veryhuely was greatly excited. 11.e calmest thing of all was tho file. which bitrned steadily on till 11'crc ens nothistg left to consume. TI en as the .. peel aele tta19 ove r the p eoisle dispersed. Every one was 5ntisfted, except perhaps the unfor- /t;t,at ow tier of the house that haat brim d(st res ed. RICH ANO POOR ALIKE tree Painkiller. Taken internally for ,remits. colic' and diarrhoea. Applied paternally cures sprains and swollen muscles, et.. Avoid pulpit. lutes. there it but ore "Painkiller "- Perry Davis 25c ■nd 50n.L'SWORTHY. Y. "Rufus, you old loafer, d" yea think it's right to leave }our wife at the wash -tub while you pass your time fishing " ' Ya"'ah. jedge it's all right. Mali mile den' need any watching. ``he'll choly stalk jes' as )lard ns if I war. Halle. I``".1 I. \It. :'11 10. 1C wa tl i 0 a enwo ( re to whuni they wish to show cr iirtesy. The story is told by In- s..' .-t.. r (General Hornaday. remember a little Japanese who attended one of our ban- quets," he said, "and a queer compliment that he paid to a col- onel's wife. "I sat between the two, and the lady said across Inc :- " 'Mr. Takashiru, you compress the ladies' feet in your country, don't you l' "'Oh, no, madam: that is a nese custom,' said Takashiru. 'We Jnpaneso allow our ladies' feet to grow to their full size. Not that-' "And he bowed and hissed in the p(•lite Japanese way :-- " 'Not that they could ever hope 'o Rita! yours, madam!' " How we dislike the de:ltist who stares no pains: Help your children to grow strong and robust by counterneting any- thing that causes ill -health. One great cause of disease in children is worms. Itemive there with Mo- tile'''. Grata Worm Exterminator. It never fails. Tour Drsgalet Will Tell You Murine Eye Remedy Itelh•ves Sore lyes, Strengthens Weak h:yea. Doesn't Smart. Soothes Eye Pain, and Sella for 50c. Try Murine In Your Eyea and In Baby's Lyra for Scaly Eyelids and Oranulatlon. Biddle--"Ilashan is about as tleughtful a roan as 1 ever met in all my travels." Darton ---"Is that s(. 1" Middle --"Yes; the other narlit, before knocking a fellow ce•wn who had insulted him, to rang the night -bell of a doctor, so that the fellow should not watt for surgical attendance." Ask for Manard's and take no other. It has Leensuggested that men ought to bo allowed to join wo- men's clubs. In that ease, who would take care of the babies Time Iia* Testrd It.- Time tests all things, that which is worthy lives; that which is ininlicnl t► men's welfare perishes. Time has proved fir. Themes' Eelectric Oil. nem n few thousand bottles in the A pessimist defies society lot ef ntlxxlics who talk abut nuthing. shrive days of iii manufacture the Minard's Liniment Lumberman's friend. d, mind has ri•• a ei that now the Chambers --"I think a man priKluction ii Inno,ug into the hon- 811on1(1 never tines an opportunity (Inds of then-auil, of bottles. What of improving his tnind. 1 don't its so engcrly sought for must be w igh to boast, but. I can truthfully say thnt 1 began to improve my mind as a young Winn, and lesser a. -Pe un doing so ever since.'' Dully lind just returned from it ('ht,blo (reflectively) -- "Great seldiern, which 1 drilled and tried !'sit to her grandfather's farm, Sent' What it state your mind to instruct. but without any result, and was simply bubbling mer with trust have been in when you start ef course. Then f lost !hens (MP by news of all the wonderful things (d on it ' one, and now I hove found yotl sl'e had seen. - � attain, you ttoud.sn duffers:" .linty ensu' its for the greatest •: ,re. hating more time and vati- ci.t(` than busy :waiter. ".Ind were there any chickens end ducklings?" she asked, amus- es) Oh, yeq, hundreds of them " vasa ari,!Is'8 enthusiii• tic reply. ' .\nd iilso the sweetest little lit - 1i. ••It: you know whltt I mean, , a: ril. 1.:ii L., pi ample(' Wanly. •' N.. .Ali. se,'-' exclaimed Dolly, it. eau. fitly, - little little- little - r':•ir n.e: 11•b:at are a goose's ba- te-, called ,, ns n gird. THE GOOSE'S BABIES. Itl'h'I' I•'EI) It.1l'1: ON 1;.1111'11. Saver t commends Hebrew Diet, but I't•uitai•i.lil Differs. Tito pi. •, l:• of Britain, especially tr•w•n workers, can de a great deal tawa:(1 stamping out tuberculosis r.y copying the Jettir;h prescriptions with 10481(1 to food, says 1)r. Alli - hen, a piom,inent English physician nt ei an authority on food %eines. In a lecture, 1)r. Ail' :on set up the ex- ample of the Hebrews, n race which arts, he said, practically i►u- nlune from consumption. The Jewish people, be maintain- ed, through centuries of oppression had survived because it aats the best fed race on earth. Jewish mothers were greatly to bo com- mended for bringing up their chil- alrcu on fatty foods. Professor R. A. Sampson does 1,' c agree with I)r. Allison on this feint. In the Fortnightly Review h' makes this plea for the fruiter- your pleasure has suffered. Ask tall dict. (•r that handsome Aluhkokrl Folder "1titet. t fruit alone can meet the i"tied by the Grand Trunk Railway demands of the human system, per-, hyittnl. It contains a large map, fi -t fruit alone can stimulate the it is of views, and a fund of facts, intellect, perfect fruit alone can Lesa than a day's hies. y from t•alm the ln�``sions, perfect fruit. principal American cities. For all 1 principal apply to Mr. J. D. alone can control the feverish ac ; Jamin aid, District Passenger laity of the arterial pulsations, � A eat, Union Station, Toronto, e which otherwise, engendered by the; E, consumption of intlarnmutory fucds Gr. t. and drinks, wear out the human She -"Oh Torn papa's going to I Five us a cheque at our wedding in - Shredded Wheat is the natural summer food. Cooling, yet full of rich nourishment. All the strength -giving elements of the whole wheat. A biscuit covered with fresh fruit is enjoyable. Serve with cream and sugar. Bold by ell grocer', ik. a salon, two for 25.. M 1 aKKOft 1 1111: Irl:.t t"I'ic t'1. ('ANGER, Tumors, Lumps. etc. Internal and ettcrnal, cured without rain by 1) , y"u know the place 1 If not, our home treatment. Write U' before loo machine long before its natural ' • time." EGYPTIANS WORE "It.1.fS.'' Wore Modern Headgear \When Py- I'antidsi Were Building. Ir. fashions there is absolutely ntthing new under the stns -not even in coiffures. All that the mod- ern hair -dresser can invent, to im- prove the appearance of his fair customers is but a reproduction of what hairdressers were making lung before Cleopatra, with her scented tresses, wan Caesar and reach and restore healthy action. Mark Antony. or the Queen of She- 1'•'r many years theyhave been a ba dazzled Solomon with her mar !standard remedy for yspepsia and sellrtus headdress and bewildc ring indigestion and are highly esteemed robes. kr their qualities. Tho rat on which the present _ day woman of fashion pins her faith Mamma -"Yes, clear, the angels -and her masses of store hair -was car hear everything; they heard also one of the first aids to beauty your prayers last night," I:file - employed by Egyptian women when ''That's funny ; I didn't say them." the pyramids were still in the hands of builders. Recently there has been placed on exhibition in the Metropolitan Aluseunl of Art one of the original I was mored "tats" designed for Egyptian use by MINARD8 teen of fashion centhries ago. In shape it is exactly like the "rat'' wen* by 20th century beauties, but it differs in material, being made Dam leather, heavily ornamented. It was excavated at Akin, upper' Egypt. a very ancient city, once noted for its weaving and stone cut- ting industries. late Dr. Hellman Medical to., Limited. Cotlingwoo i. Ont. CaARnd aPET an. Ws �aDYEING specialty with the British American Dyeing Co' Bend parti.-tdars by port and we aro sure to satisfy. Address Boa 138. Montreal. Is Your Hearing Good i The BEAR 0 -PHONE will give you till benefits of good hearing. Rend for Ire* booklet, giving particulars and names of satisfied users. Also aptelal Offer for a Month's Homs Trial. THE BRAND ELECTRO OZONE LIMITED. stead of a present." Ho -"All 134 Spading Avenue, Toronto. right ; we'll have the ceremony at r. gun instead of four o'clock." She --"But why, deur?" Ho -"Banks chase at three." The Foe of Indigestion. -Indi- gestion is a common ailment and few are free from it. It is a most distressing complaint and often the suffering attending it is most se- vere. Tho very best remedy is Par►nelee's Vegetable Pills taken according to directions. They rec- tify the irregular action of the sto- A SAFE MEDICINE FUR ALL CHILDREN. The mothers whose little ones ate ill not only with for a medicine that will make their babies better When going away front home, or bt't one that positively cannot do at any change of habitat, he is a any harm. Such a medicine is wise Iran who numbers among his Baby's (len Tablets. They are Fold belongings a t.uttle of Dr. J. D. under the positive guarantee of a Kellogg's Dysentery ('ordial, •vernment analyst to contain no. ('}longe of food and water in some of Bronchitis and Asthma LINIMF:NT. MRS. A. LIVINOSTONE. 1...t 5. P. E. 1. t wet cured of a povere attack of Rheu- matism by MINAIID'S LiN1311:Nr. Mahone Pay. JOIIN MADER. I was cured of a severely rpraincd leg by SIINARIF$ LiNIMENT. JOSBCA A. WYNACIIT. hridgewatee Medical Professor --"1W hat is the result, young gentleman, when a patient's temperature goes down as far as it. cant'' Student.--"Why- er-he gets cold feet:" opiate, narcotic or other harmful, strange place where there are no Kia Itndw+y. 1;•-a .y iWUst cures ,he w h: palm in from ons to twenty ml� „t.s. For 'lead. :,� n,. t 'k or norn ,;. Toothache, Ne-,r.s gla 1then• r','.'1 m. 1.Umbago, pa. -o• in the back, .p.ne or kidneys. pains around the pleurisy, aw.11ings of the )elute, and pains of all kin-ts, nee IADWAY'S READT RELIEF. Queen's Uuiuersity and College KINGSTON ONTARIO. ARTS EDUCATION THEOLOGY MEDICINE SCIENCE (Including Engineering) The Arts course may be taken without attendance, but students desiring to grad- uate must attend one sessicn. There were 1517 students registered sess:oo 1909-10. For Calendars, wri'e the Registrar, GEO. Y. CHOWN, B A. 14 Kingston. Ontario. Flies on Your Stock DECREASE THE MILK 'YIELD. COOPER'S 1 FLY KNOCKER) thug. They always do good ; they doctors may bring on an attack of cannot possibly du harm -not even dysentery. He then has a standard to the new born baby. Concerning. remedy at hand %it}► which to ceps them Mrs. J. E. Z. Ma:ehand, Ste.' with the disorder• and forearmed he la Pcrac1 tic., writes : con successful1 • fi 1 the ailment Anne ale , Q s B It "1 find Baby's Own Tablets indis and subdue it, p eesiblc. As noise n• I find one of thy' children not feeling well I ad-' Lawyer -"What is •your occupa- ministcr the Tablets and 1 am' tion 1" Witness -"I'm a piano fin - never disapp einted in the result. I' i•lier." Lawye r --"Ile a little more '5. old not be without them and am+dc finite. 1)o you polish them ur enclosing fifty cents fur two more bosses.'The Tablets aro sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 25 e4 nts a box from 'fhe 1)r. 1Willianls' Medicine Cu., Brockville, (hit. A young man itishinq to have a always found the expected satia- bit of fun at a farmer's expense faction wn9 Welled "Disappoint - passed a few remarks about his cut- , tic and his garden, and then said r.,e rat.' If you write to Ernest h:,, had set some lettuce and cal- Pratt, 4GS Yonge Street, Toronto, tinges had grown up. Then the' you will learn some good news. Do former said: "Oh, that'" nothing, I it to -day -better still -do it now I T set some carrot seeds, and what 1 The man who marries for money 8hot'ld be willing to take the hu- miliation that goes with it. irrove theta 1" DEAF, LISTEN! You have used Horns, Trumpets and other Mechanical Devices in the hope of being able to hear, but de you think come up 1"Don't know," replied the young man. Former -"Why, old Brown's dun- kt., and ate the bit." .\ certain sergeant was drilling a Plotter. Guaranteed to cure the worst dt'/.('ll rl`Crlllt�, and after a few rasp of harkn.h.. h"adnrho. stltchrs. (lays' drilling and teaching he found Avoid the "Just as sued" goods. Get the that he had not made any impres- e. sion on them whatever. He decid- MAKE A NOTE when you are leaving home to buy "rhe D. A 1. " Menthol Popularity depends a good deal ed to tell them n tale, which ran on a man's ability to be right and as follows ;--"When T was a boy niy nF,lset►ble at the same time. Mother bought. me a dozen wood- .--_ Mlnard'e Liniment used by Phy/lelans. Bad Blood 1 i. the direct and Inevitable "%gait of irregular nr rnnstlptted bowels and clogged eip l.idncte Nod skin. The undigested fond .nd other waste matter which t' allowed to ec••urnulate '"lines the blood and the whelp system. Dr Morse's la• Alan Well Pill. nM directly on the bowels, regulating them on the kidney.. giving them rata and Mrengfh to properly flltcr the blond and on the skim opening up the Terme For pure 10.-.4 and good health fake Dr. Morso's ndian Root Pills PILES. 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