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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1907-11-07, Page 8NIMINIM. moor., i.ra00-043.0,000,300o•C'02'00004 LVOU NO FOLKS oo.o c loo o coo RAINY DAY 1'ASr(N1E PCB GIRLS. Of course o:rr girl readers know lots and lets ..f things ski do on lino days, and. in fact, bubo trouble only in titul- uig unougli Loup in the day to do therm all. But en rein. days, when one canno! g.'o uul to.du Whit one has teen Woking toward to, when sae cannot lot' wry (wthew (red hours Mond in lows Ine:thecu ck>ck'uir and teatime, then a new sPeet for Indo ,r:s is most welcome. The n: -at tine two car three of our girls AIN 511111 indoors on rainy days. h! them It•y Jhl; par.•fi:ne. Move the tut -name lock against the walls, leaving bare as Large a space as ¥'cu can in the een're of The roof. (lel r lin plutkr or a large plate of stole sort, and place it in the centro of tin. Lary space. Now get a piece of tissue paper, and from it -tear a strip ntout three ircti " long and an hick oldie. 'fie u knot in the senile of this lamer. spreading out the sot's on beet sides of the knot. If yen drop (his tvhio) of piper 'ttitti the kaot in As centre, it will not tell di- rectly to the 11-,c1•, but will zieezag noun fide to side torero it comes to not • u Dir carpet. We will cull iilts whist) of paper a "butterfly," and, indeed, Pt will very much resemble one, too. Each girt provides berme! with n tan; the broad jxttmica! ones are best. One girl Mends as far ns I:ossiblo from the cen- tre of the roam, I.1 -i -e6 the "butterfly" in the air and tries •!o blow it with vtnve.; of her fan to the pinto in the centre of the room. Her objeet is to have it float down and land In the plate, tut it is by no means an easy Chin); !o do Ms, and the very first wave r1 her fan wan prot•a)le blues the butter- fly clear ncross the loom, where it will tali to the fluor. When the "butterfly" has come to rest, probably in some remote corner or render a chair, its landing place Is marked by n cord bearing the nan:e • 1 Me Moyer who blew it there, and the second player, sitar 60 on till all have had a turn. If live girls are pla.ytng, the girl who fans the butterfly. nearest W the plate scores five pints, the second Sour, the thiuri Ihrer points. and the fourth two, and (ke fifth does not score anything. If three are playing, the first scores three Joints, etc. 1f a player ehoukl lend the butterfly in the plate, that player scores ten points, and besides has another turn. When all of Vie players hove had n fly at getting the leittertly in the plate. their ;:cores are written down, and then (he first one lakes another turn, follow- ed by the rest as before. The gnme is fifty writes, and it is surprising o hat a shcrt time it takes to score that number. The butterfly will do the most amaz- ing, tee most provoking and the most ieughteele things. Soinetimes a gentle wave e•t the fan will make it fly wetly toward the ceiling;. and then, with a sudden dive, it will Ily directly behind a chair In the farthermost corner of the room. :,omelimes, when it has al- most driven to desJ:.nir the girl who is pursuing it with n fan, it will sail join. lily nwny on a long stunt, hover pro- vokingly over the very centre of the pla'e and sink to rest sornowhere else. The fun you can get out of the game is altogether out of proportion to the very little trouble of preparing fur It. • UNCLE TONS MAGIC RULE. "Well, well -well!' 11 was Uncle Te nes jovial voice. "Not conquered, 1 hope, by a pile of -wood!" Don looked up dismally from !'s seat on the wheelbarrow. "But just p(e flow• much -There is! I'll never get i1 all tato Ilse shed!" "Nut if you attempt to wheel it all on one koad," leughed Uncle 'Torn. Then. gcickly, "if you'd use the ntngtc talc 'h�rruld be --oh, so tory ensyl" "Magic --rude+" end Don looked up with a et dews ext eweeivn on his 11111e sunburnt fact "I --I don't know what that Is; 1 never heard of that rule." "Tt at's a pity," replied Uncle Tom. "Let me explain. Hers o pile of Mood whish must be wheeled into the shed. it conlasn;-1?l Inc Fee -twenty barrow - leads, I should say -the size of the ones you lake. Nov. it looks hard os ti w1role; a good deal of a job!" "Anti It is"' fnoLsted Don stoutly. "But, let's see low it looks in Doris, T'linl end a•ntain.e one -two -Three - four; 1 shall say a dozen sticks --enough for one good Ioat1. New. the nxtgic rule pays to you. "Don. that's all there le to put In the shed -at one time," And it rncnns thee you mieetr't think of the rest of it. while you're wheeling Ihic In. So. really. for the lirne being. you have only one loud to do -and that Isn't hoot; not In the least." "I -I see." "Anel when thud's done -why, take another land -just one!" "it 1 cies easy---thnl way," and the wor- ried expresak,n on Don's little face acatnt ere'tl off in a jiffy. "And it Is," repile,' Uncle Torn, "if ecu apply the magic rule." Den did: and the lnsk wasn't half as hard as he Thought K would Lt'. MAINTAINING DISCIPLINE. P it evident that there nye same per - .1141 regard discipline ns en end *nil not as a incense Not even the seed of Insulordinalicn hnd a chance under the eye of Sergeant finy. " Tenlion t' he cried to his spiad. `Quick march! Left wheel! Halt! Take Murphy's name for talking in the rank,' "Rut he ttnen't Iniking." protested a erporni, who was standing near. "Wasn't Ise-?" n-.nred Sergeant Day. 'nun cross It out and put him In the Suurd-Ivor for deceiving me." I1 a women would slop to Think when tlhe is talking she might think to stop. A I ISHElt\t\N'S LICK. Weak, Worn and Almost In Despair W lin fir. Militants' fink Pills Cana. lo Itis fescue. "My strength was alncst gone. my to eatlh very short and I could hardly walk. I used many reneelies, but they dill not help toe. Fenelly a friend ad- vised ine to take Dr. Williams' Pink ('ills. I did so and to -day, !hunks to 111. pills, I ani n perfectly well mein." This very elm mite statement is made by elle 11. 1.. Porter, of Maitland, N. S. Mr. I'os ter is a tishennon, and naturally u hard working man, subject to much cxpesure. !le further says: ''1 tans in a state of debility and blood- lersness. S uuetunes I could attend lo lay work. but often was too weak end rel s ral,le to (lo so. 1 was wakeful and reellcs, at night, and could not cat in the morning. 1 was trouble( with Palm in my Leek and shoulders, aome- tiutes 1 could hardly straighten up. 'then indigestion came to add to my misery, and niy condition was one that elude inc almost hopeless. I tried sev- crol medicines -but in vain. '1'lsen one day a friend said, '\\'hy (Poe't you try Dr. Williams' Pink Pills?' 1 wird them and i shall always be grateful for ttscns. to a short lime 1 began to regain my health. I could cat better, and could eat any kind of loot(. My strength re- turned. 1 could attend to soy work. 1 was in fact perfectly well again, and this ie acluslly due to Dr. Williams' leak fins." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills build up the slirengl)► and drive out disease in just cue way --they actually make new red bkod. 'i?tat is alt They do, but they de it well. They don't act on the Is'.vels-they don't purge and weaken like common pills. They dont Lotfier with mere symptoms, they go richt to the root of the trouble in the bkod. That is why Itsey cure anaemia, with all its headaches and backaches, ant dizzincse and heart palpitation. That i; why they cure indigestion, rheuma- tism, ileurotg'.n, St. Vitus dance, general tveakrrees rind the special nihnents that growing girls and women do not like lo talk about, even to their doctors. But you must insist on getting the genuine pills with the full name, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People," on the wrapper around each box. Scld by all medicine dealers or by mail at 50'. a box or six boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. -r: PHOENIX PARK HOME. Benutilul Irish Home of Lord and Lally Aberdeen. While there are two residences for the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, Dublin Casllo and Phoenix Park Lodge, the At erdeens prefer the horne in Phoenix Park, and only live at the Castle duo tee. the six weeks' social season pre- ceding St. Patrick's Day. The view from the windows of Lady Att•rdeen's study is superb, for it ohcrleoks the volley in which Dublin lies, with a glimpse of the lovely hills on the other side, writes n correspondent. 11 was at Ihc lodge that Queen Vic- toria made her visit in 1900. 1 wns shown into the small drawing rooms td the end of the suite of the reception rooms w:iich the late Queen used as her private dining room. Opening off this room is a large drawing -room wain Irish marble in old design, over one el t•,t'c wide flrepinca5 of exquisite white which hangs a life-size pointing of the lisle Queen, and over the other one of her consort, Prince Albert. 'I'hc most interesting room of all is Lady Aberdeen's boudoir. 11 is surely the room that a woman whose happi- ness consists in work would possess. There are great desks filled with tel- lers and papers and book cases full of reports and books dealing with the movements in which she is interested. The general color tone of the room is green, with carpels and hangings in that restful color. 'J'ihere are no pic- tures on the walls, but n shelf runs about above n while dodo on which are numerous 'water color drawings. mostly all of which have been bought al Irish exhibitions by the \'icerienc.. One of the few exceptions Ls a sketch of Cramer, the Aberdeen's Scottish re - trent in Deecide, done by the Count- ess' niece. Miss Grace Ittdley, whom 1 also Incl and w•ho is n delightful young girl who hes made her home with the Countess since the death cf her permits. DONT BE TOO THOUGHTFUL. Some people nn' often accused of be- ing, Ihoughttess, but better Iaal should ihappen sometimes than nlways beirng; regarded as too thoughtful. The habit of thinking too deeply on every item has an Immense amount of failure at the bottom. Whether it was to learn shorthand or n Inngiage perplexed one individual f'r seven months. He could not made up his mind as to which he would derive the neat ndvnnlage from. He, might here learned any one ct those accomplishments in the lime he tsok to think about it. This is tete case nab many people, and Fortune has an owkwnrd habit of crushing the too thoughtful just as much as the thought- less. "FREE: INFORMATION." This is what one fit the meet promin- cr.t physicians of today says. That one ounce o1 avert Epirus of nitre, one ounce of compound vlmoaa, end four ounces of syrup o1 rhubarb mixed together and taken in dessert- spoonful doses after meals and at bed - Line In wetter will effect a permanent crime !cr the moat severe cases of kid- ney, liver, bladder, and urinary trou- bles. Ile claims that a few doses will positively cure the wont cases of back- ache and rheumatism arising from dis- ordered kidneys and tmpurs blood. These drugs are of purely vegetable nature and Inexpensive, and can he obtained at any drug store and mixed kgether at bowls. BIG SIIIPS CONDEMNED l'11h:NCiI ADHIR tl. SAYS DREAD- NOUGHT TIME A MISTAKE. Jupan's Victory at Tsushima Due to P:ttterful Esplosises, not Heavy Guns. Admiral Gernt:net, the newly 8P- g>cinl'd cornnrnnder c.f the French Me- dslerransein deet, has made a sensaFotr- el attack on the e•flle inky of the Dread- rtoug tit lyg•e of battleship. Ile declares that Great Britain has been misled re- tbrding the real cause of the Japane-u rutvel victories in the Far East. The adodrat said recently that Ad- miral Togo's success \'. as clue to high expksive shells rather than W the large calibre of his guns. "!fad this ten known n few months ago," be added, "Ihc British Admiralty would have undoubtedly inedlfied the armntnertt of the Dreadnought. "1 consider the Dreadnought n great mistake in naval construction. France, profiting by this fact. sheu!d arum her b:•tlkships with gums of a smaller cali- bre than the 12.11. guns used on the Dreadnought, and they should use high explosive shells. The main aninanlenl must be increased, but the guns to eepahle of rapid handling. Moreover, the nnimunilian must not be costly." Admiral Genuine', declares that he has seen °Mein' doeumerls which ef- fectually disprove the theory that the Prssian warships were beaten solely because of the heaviest Japanese guns. During the earlier naval engagements !ha Japsules, used 12 -in. shells, similar to those used by France and Creel Bri- tain, and chnrged with a mall quanti- ty of explosives. These shells were fro tended mainly to pierce the armor of the enemy's ships. IIIGII EXPLOSIVE SHELLS. The 3kupanese soon realized, however, Nowt the results did not justify the caormous expense involved, and they began manufacturing high explosive si•elis. All the ships in Admiral To- go's fleet used these shells at the battle of Tsushima. The shells exploded at the least con- tact, and sent out tremendous heal. similar to That which followed the ex- plosions on the French battleship Jena at Toulon some anonttss ago. The hard- est metals were melted, and produced an ennrnieus t;,iume of destructive gas- es --carbonic acid and bioxide of nitro- gen --which suffocated every one who breathed II:chi. These gases, penetrating the flt►sslan ships Ihiough the ventilators and other inlets, asphyxiated the men on the Iwo - est deck. "in the official reports which furnish- ed me with this information," con- firmed Admiral Gen:ninet, "1 found two significant facts. On if certnin Russian ship Iwo of the heavy guns had ceased (ire. The mechanism was Inspected and found Intact, but all the members of the gun crews lucre lying dead in the turrete, hawing been nsphyxialed. "The other fact was even more dis- quieting. During the engagement the etccli,ie light on the same shlp,. failed. The wires and dynamos were found to lot. in perfect order. but the elerlricinn., were lying dend beside the dynamos. 'Rey, too. were asphyxiated by the gases nristng from these high explosive shells. TREMENDOUS EFFECT. "The expieeion of the shells hnd caused fissures in the hull of the ship. nnt! through these fissures Ihc gas pene- trated everywhere, putting Iwo l2 -arch guns out of acne n and plunging the entire slip in dnrkness, "One should not say that the Japan - pee nnnrkmanship was marvelous. it wns good, but their success was really due to the high explosive nature of 11x• shelts, nllltough come of than did not, reach their destination. That is the whole secret of the Jnpnnese virt.arJe44 "There is some error es to the dBs Innces at which the Japanese and Rua eian worships were engaged. In most instances the Japanese opened fire i,t boon two miles to three-quarters of a mite. "During the engegnrnent at Tsuthinin the to tnhce between the opposing+ahtps wns at Hines only he'f a smile. it tons declared originally Ilial the engngemcnt was fought al a distance of from Fever Ito m. "We'eight shouldilesprofit by Ihese lessons. The French nary should be. rqulpped with guns firing high expkutfve aheffr of the kind described. Obviously, it would to impossible M do This with 'i.ns of the Dreadnought type. beenuse of the dangerous pressure which would be exerted by a shell of thls calibre.' • SHE'iP DOGS .Let POi.ICE. New York Importing Half -a -dozen Freer Belgium. six Bciginn sheep dogs, for which the City of Nev York paid 8211 each, arc on their way from Ghent to do police duty in out hying territory in New York, Deputy Commissioner Arthur Woods anti the other officials who are interested in setting imperlett dogs to work as auxiliaries of domestic and imported p(Ucemen contend !Ant the sheep dogs will do high -claws work after sunset. In those European calm In which they sr • of most *flake they are liberated 1n the residential districts at night. From earl(e.t youth they have been taught to regard a police uniform as a symbol of innocence. Not one of them will inter- fere wilts a policeman. But they have also been led to believe that any person o tin M not in uniform will bear scru- tiny. The dogs nose in and out of door- ways, basements, vacant Iota and other spots wbkb supply a hiding place for wayfarers of the night. Aa soon as they And an ►munifgrmed person they bark. They keep on harking 1111 a policeman appears. if their quarry tries to run awaythey run with him. They are the practioners of a neat little trick of get- ting between the flytng feet of the fugi- tive and tripping him neatly, sc that he Wm upon llf! fans. PALACE iS POORl1OUSE BRITISH OFFICER DIPS A PAUPER AFTElt ROMANTIC LIFE. Alter a Sumptuous Lila iv the Orient, 11! Fortune Otcuiooi, I11m and Neter Let Go. Once commander-in-chief of the forces lturuiah, Bur rlleSe secretary of state fee foreign affairs, and Englisch gentle- man by birth and education, one mere man with a j' st has just ended his days ul the Enfield (England) poorhouse. It k the old sk ry of how greatness Wmes tJ nothing, and nobody knows why. Major Robert Adeane Barlow was the grandson of .. :..sal Sir Itched. Barlow one General Robert Adeane, member of f'crliainent for Cam..ridgeshire and an equerry of King George IV. -that was what he came from. Rugby school, un- der the famous Dr. Arnold, and Saint John's College, ('nnlbridge, where ho was a classmate of Lord Derby and Sir William Harcourt -that was what he went tc. After college he ret out for Brazil to manage a big business concern at Rio de Janiero. In six years ho was buck in Englund again, only to be sent out to rJndia and Ceylon to persuade the man- darins to allow the opening of n rait'..ad through llurtnnli to China. \Vhen he kr! as far ae Burmah, the King took a great fancy to him -so great a fancy that 1►e made him commander-in-chief of his ARMY OF 12,000 MEN. Then the major suddenly became the great roan of Burniale Ile was made secretary of state for foreign affairs, ho was given a gorgeous palace to live in, titled up with all the splendors of the East, he was given two elephants to take turns carrying him, and his position de- manded that Three gold umbrellas shoukl be carried before him whenever he went forth in dote. The King offered hint also the felicity cf 500 wives, an offer which Ihc major was utways careful to mention that he refused. Ile was the first ran, the King said, who had ever been so silly. But he did lake n salary of $20,000 a year, and tie was commissioned to value the loyal treasury, which he assessed at $10,000,- 000. But the maj,:r soon got tired of this particular splendor and sought fresh fields. Se he incved away; and before he knew it tic was major -general fn the Abyssinian tinny. Then he was captured and imprisoned In Egypt, and k.s case was the subject of questions in the Muse of Cornsesess. That was in the '703. in 1880 he went home to the little English village of En- field, where the poet Keats once lived. IL) asked permission to go cut with General Gordon to Khartoum, but the general refused. That was the begin- ning of all his troubles. Everything went wrong after that. His family died, HIS MONEY DISAPPEARED, and at last in 1895 he entered the shelter t,f the poorhouse, which he never left, except to drive with old friends. To the master cf the poorhouse, who knew something of his amazing cereer, he was always a polished, courteous old man, wee) rarely referred le his past, bet whose education, rnnnners and breeding told their own story. Ills chief recreations were backgammon and chess. Ile never gave the slightest treubk, never• grhunbild cr seemed dis- contented. On special nights he used 10 wear some order on his coat, which lie called the Star of India. Two pictures he always carried in Ills !woke!, ono a portrait of himself, seated on a w•hi'e elephant In hill elate regalia, the other of a handsome we.rnan, whom he spoke of as his daughter who, he said. had married a prince of the house of Bonaparte. •sir RESTLESS BABIES, If your little one is restless and cross it is more Than likely the (rouble rs due to some derangement of the sto- mach or bowels, and if Rnby's Own Tablets is given the child will soon be ( right and chderlul, and when the Kimmel- gives her child this medicine she has the grunranlee of the govern- ment analyst that It contains no opi- ate or poisonous drug. Mrs. J. F. Loney. Allankrd, Ont.. says: "I have used Ruby's Own 'Tablets f•,r cnn'-Itpa- lion and other itilnenls of children and 1 rive found Them more snllsfnctdlry than any other (corm of medicine." Sold by medicine dealers cr by malt n! 25c. a box from The fir, Wiliiarus' Medicine Co., Brockville, Oat .... SNOBBERY IN BERLIN. tto;• Refused Confirmation at "honker" For Business Buildinis The only cl.aeJ1. dl• only lr•-srnnt *Ass. - the oi:.•( mai says dm la.( w vd ie cinorative leanly, the V.,11••serum-that0 t,►.wn no serum -that will outlast five :+u.:.kw tura PEDLAR ART STEEL CEILINGS due the caosa•+e sort. butlook tl.ri-e as lie. Oyer 27000 designs. to suit any mere or *varier*. Side-walls to match She OUP MOW., <;'.1o1 --110l6:11 ti. them is Canada. enter it beauty a varier. Request the fere ¢mk that shims the whole criti•e noir. Srad log it to -dry. rho The PEDLAR People O.aswa x ctrur Ottawa London wtaulper `®- CAPTAIN MADE BIG LOAF I.LOLR STOPPED A LEAK ON A DIG STEAMSHIP. The Anchor Liner Ethiopia Vas Saved From Sinking by a Flour Buhvark. Probably the largest loaf of Lread ever kneaded was that made by Capt. Wilson, of the Anchor liner Ethiopia, tvhich has Just been sold for the junk kap. The announcement of the sale to "foreign account" of tite ferrous At- •hrntic packet begins the Inst chapter in the history of a vessel that has out- lived many a larger and more preten- tious ship built of steel. Few ships have survived alter such a close call as the sturdy little half - round -stern steamship had when she collided with an iceberg as Lig as an acre lot. The vessel had In her cargo a lot cf flour in sacks. SEA THROUGH BULKHEAD. The Ethktpin had left New Ycrk cn June 2, 1894, bound for Glasgow. On the afternoon of June 6, white going at three-quarter spcea through a dense fog, she bit an Iceberg, the shock throwing everybody off his feet. 'lire passengers rushed for the lifeleonts, and (:apt. Wilson, then believing the ship could not stay afloat, ordered the beats Swung out. Her bows had been crushed clear to the collision bulkhead, which held. On receiving this report from his of- ficers, Copt. Wilson assembled 11ic pas- sengers in the main saloon and assur- cii Mean there was no immediate dan- ger. The carpenter reported, however, that water was coining through the bulkhead at an alarming rate. (:apt. Wilson, according to Shipping Ilius - leafed, remembered how he hod often watched his mother mix bread and how sticky the dough became. FROM PRAYER TO WORK. He called all hands, ordered them to !twee off praying and fall to. Bag after bag of flour was turned out c•f the main hatch and carried forward by beth crew and passengers. Abaft the bulkhea:l the sacks were piled In Iters as closely as possible. Tete bulkhend w•r.s completely reinforced by a wan (1 flour. \Vhen the flour bceaene saturat- e,S ;:•'.Rh the sea voider the result was a bulwark as firm as cement. 'rhe Ethiopia was put ahead at one- quarter speed. 'then for two days more the crew worked shifting the car- go oft so as to lift the broken bows out of w nter. She was then forced ntp,nd at three-quarter speed. She was due in the Clyde on June 13, but del root get there until June 17. Those trllo saw her conning in marvelled that she kept afloat. Capt. Wilson received n gold medal. a watch and a parse for his good work. The passengers divided 81,350 among the members of the crew. wi; A1114 AI.I, 1•'AMIr.IAlt with the deep, hoarse bark,rimly called "n ppr1, c- nest cough." 'take Allen's Lung Ila1'sm. n reme.ly for pulmonary trou- ble, highly 1•••o:nnionded e% sit in the earlier ,lage.t of Consumption. But the average nem insn't half et. nnxious to bel on a sure Thing as (hose behind the gave are to have him. Dr. 1. O. Kelloggs Dysentery Cordial is n speedy cure for dysentery, diar- rlsma, cholera, stunmer con:pleint, -e:n sickness and complaints incidental 14) children teething. It gives Immediate :muff to those suffering from the effects Jndiscretion in eating unripe fruit. eda...•er.►,ers, etc. 1t nets with wonderful rr,pidily and never fails to conquer the &sense. No one need fear cholera if they have a bottle of this medicine eon - Church. venienl. An extraordinary story of retie pre- judice and narrowness is ripe i ted Prem Berlin. Germany. 'Idle other day there war. n confirmation service at the old garrison church, which is largely at - !ended by the aristocratic or en -called "Janke'''. classes, and the candidates for cenfirmatton were twelve Inds who could write "\on" before their nnrncs and one ether hay who was onty "huer- gt(rlieh." the son of n doorkeeper in the Ministry of Justice, named Alston. There was a crowded congregation. and the pastor ANed his address with reflections on Iho duty of the higher dosses, and how they were best to ex- ercise their privileges. For the thirteenth candidate there was never a word. Two by two the aristocratic candidates knelt before the alter and received the pastors blessing. Young Ahlelt was ignored and r'e- melned unblest, and lett the church lin- confirmed. After the service.when Ah- le!t's father asked the poster for nn i.e. planation, he was Informed that his lir- hor, Waft in t'onew seeee of orders from "high authority." Little Ahleit rushed home in tears. asked the servant for three marks. and disnppe area. lie has nc: Sint '• t•c+n 11(411 (:f. -1 - \WHErlr: MANY S'rOP. \`,'t.nn toe to conquer to tee strife And wet your wrly up to tee stars, tion't 4k,de' the beir.rta of lire. But dodge the "tars." PRETTY CLOSE. 'The trouble with all of us." ,Ler. Peeer was saying, "is that we don't live close enough to nature." "I do," snapped hie wife. "i haven't toad a new dress for six years!" NOT ALWAYS. Mrs. Gunbi.sta: "Wilfred. you must never say can't, but Always say cannot." Wilfred : 'Then, if I want a musk- melon, roust i ask for a cannolek.upe?' ISSCE NO. 44--12. PATIENTS NOT IDIOTS. Lady Doctor Ghes Advice to Medical tiluclenls. The London (England) press Is seek- irg interviews from members of the medical pnifos_+ion 011 cerfein passages in an address reeently de:lyere.1 by Dr. Sarah Gray before the London Srh.cl of Medicine for Aon.es. The pai,.'agss orlon which comment is made read as follows: "iR is legitimate to pay reasonable at- tention to the opinions of patients be- cause the profession exists not, inde'e'd, is please patients, but to serve !twin. "The patient should, if possible, be heard through, at (east at the first visit. Ne matter how much bolter we know or believe we know than she ekes what is wrong, she feels that the most salient facts have been missed if we do not listen. "Do something, if possible. To evince n scicntilic interest may shote !canning, hut the patient and her friends want re- lief. "If a cheering verdict can be given, never fail to give it, and in plain 1•:ng- lish. "Doctors should know where and whcm to frig iten. Sometimes it is all important to .alann friends; sometimes almost criminal to do so. "Nothing excuses betrayal of panic on n shotor's part. For the patient's sake a demeanor cf calm coinage must be as- sured in the waist emergencies. "\\'e are cxpecttel to' distinguish with certainly between real and imaginary invalids. "Patients are mostly not Idiots, and ow help therm best when we respect them." ' 7•LN-RI:K'S WONDERF11. SUCCESS. 'fete following rernarkable cures ars convincing proof that 'tarn -Rik is the most wonderful skin clue known. Zam- Buk succeeds when all else fails, and no home Ls complete without it. E(:LEMA.-=Twenty-five long years Mr. T. M. Marsh. 101 Delco lmier Ave., Meld - real, wore skives day and night -his hands were *o bad wllh•Ec,enia. Five dr.etors failed to cure him, but Zam-Buk triumphed. Ask tem about it. (:IIRONI(: ULEERI.-Forty years' suf- fering from Ricers 'which cohered her iody made Mrs. Jane Beers of L'Orig- nal (Ont.), fear for death. A few week.' trial of Zain-Buk brought complete re- storation. If you suffered like Mrs. (leer's and received such a wonderful healing. you, too, wild say as she did:- "The like of Zem-auk has not been teen since the Great Healer left the earth." 50 cents a box of all druggists end Stores, or postpaid 011 receipt of Price from 7.ain-Buk Co., Toronto. 3 boxes for $1.25. Hal -"Have you stopped calling on the girl with the plaid blouse?" Tom - "Yes; it's all over (here." lla1-"\\'liv? Father object?" 'Porn -"Bless you, no! And I had nerve enough to stodge all her hints about popping the question also. but the last time 1 called she had the sing, 'Do 11 Now' stuck on the cen- tre table. That floored sae, and I've quit." Much distress and sickness in children t5 caused by worms. \1o111rr Grates' Worm Exterminator gives relief by re- moving the cause. Give it a frim end Le convinced. The Visitor: "flow cid are you. Tom?" The Boy: "Aw ! Ma says Inn too young to eat the things i like, an' I'm too old lo cry when 1 don't get 'em I" ITCH. Mange, Prnlrle Scratches and every form of contagious !Cels In human or animals cared in 30 minutes by \Vol - feed's Sanitary Lotion. it never fails. Scld by all drngglsts. Retalivc-"\Well, 1 sincerely hope you will be happy with him, Mandy. Is he .s steady young man?" Miss Mandy -- "Steady! My goodness, Aunt Judy, he's been conning to see mo for more than eleven years." Holloway's Corn Cure destroys all kinds (.f corns and wnrls, root and branch. Who. then would endure then wilti such a cheap and effectual remedy within reticle/ A story Is told of a s -hoot house janitor who resigned because he saw written on the board, "Find the least ic•mmen multiple," and alter a search cr all the buildings was unable to le - calk it. I'JKASF: D1'Alt IN 1111' D that whnt Is called n skit els" •.pe may he but a in•mptom of bat: blood. In that i 5.s. w'eaver's Coral-. so(crnally •pelted. should be supplemented with Weaver's Syrup, taken daily. "There go the Spicer \Wileoxes, mam- ma! I'm told they ie diving to know us. hadn't we better colt?" "Certainly rnct, dear. If they're dyineto know us. they're not worth knowing. Tho only J.eopte worth our knowing are the pee - pie who don't want to know u9." One Pact Is Retie. than Tea Ile.r..y..- Ask Dr Duos ww, Sept. itlspilal Poe Ia"ispe you (real. for hr. ()Wenn 1f The 1 a 1.Niathel Plaster. Yard rolls al, aim 1Se. thee. "What was the happiest moment cf wax life?" asked the sweet ltirl. "The Irpplest moinent of my life,' answered the old bnchelor, "vats when the jeweller took back nn engagement -ring and gave mo sleeve -links 1n exchange.' "Ry Medicine Lift' May be Prolonged." -So wrote Shakespeare nearly three hundred years ago. 1t is to -day. Me- d/C111.! will prolong Ile, huh be sure of thr qualities of the ins<liclee. Life !s proknge:l'by ice( ping the Jody free (min disease. Dr. Phomas' l:cleclri•• Oii used lntasnnlly will cure coughs and colds, eradicate aellomn, overoome oloup and give strength to the respira- tory organs. Give it ra trial. TIME SOMETImr." FLIES SO. "Mabel," asked the deer gal's mother, "what (ins, did thatn young man leave lesI night?' "Why," replied Mabel, "1 b'liete it was nearly 11 o'clock." "What? I'm fore It was later than Ott," Bald the mother. "How stranger remarked Were, creamily. "We both thought It coldrin'l possibly be that late." e BEER" IS A FOOD LAGER a wild ar'tgttw•s tro- t of 51415 and hope, .,it leas aiehe1 than �w cel e.4.v, w►�c► caa- et t: meg s in the •Wes- a:u 1t is saionaily •site n 1' wwmca as a diuuer jtiuk. ALES as t rewed iso 0als•.o are t" nth .n the 5 . 1 We - means of task Out 1415 w7.ova sank as as Item wt ,:+H, and ars kr rnr• that' most nil 1/ wbrnuty dwsner.getit. PORTER differ, from ale in that Om Malt is resisted (lake toffee) in the b.ewing process, and this ma►r* potter ea aewrishisg that 11 la a real specific far •enewic and run.Jows peosk. STOUT to the richest and nest Meng in( of mak hems, rt coal.stas nearly •1 o esh nourishment as e '. dige►ts .Mist. n s•.Tio will Ind it ill•l.alihy dash. BRER•, ic•d w lea meal* and betor• bedtime, increases digestive power, gets you more geed out of Unitised ydu eat- and is itself a food. Q Beer does no( contain •n• egh al- cohol to react trpou the system - frost enough to tedium the ct•suath to its work bolter. IL Beer Is net aij tsb:icaW--it is a beverage wMk dilly nitevalaofoe almost •v•sy grown person. t, Ask year ewe doctor wbetber it wouldn't be good for you and bks adults •1 your household. ♦ las toc�w rm lac,. nisi. . Imre soy raaLe r trots ac,. lvls� <azditwa War •t'Nes31 1a sac ►,ea soil as"s 'num. 1 ..en •ee. I'O\VDEROI'i. When a girl under 18 noes pewter. the ef(cet is very unpleasant. Ittwder and paint seem to belong to wouien who have either had trouble or ars looking for it. Prevent 1):. -At the first symp- toms of Internal disorder, Pannelee's \'trgetwble Pills should be resorted to hnrnediately. Two or three of these salutary pellets, taken before Being to 1 ed, tottowed by doses of ono or two )rills for two er three nights u success. skin, will serve as a preventive of af. lacks of dyspepsia and all the om- 1 res which follow in the train Jr that fell disorder. The means are simple when the way is known. Give a little more than yeu premise -s4 but don't promise loo much. •'7'I•:fROV1M" -IS A 4G11:NT S'1'IAI IJLA NT to the st<fmach. thereb aiding digestion. As a tonic r• patients recotcring from fevers and di•eawen lowering the vitality. 15 without a rival. At all drug and ge oral stores. FE\V, INDEED 1 Few who ply the quill for n twin succeed in feathering their nest well. Do Not Delay. -When, bililnted digestive organs. 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