HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1907-07-18, Page 3BRUISES.
A bruise is a wound, differing only
betel the injuries ordinarily caller)
wounds li ?be fact that the skin is net
broken; but this is a very important
fact, for It diniiwshes the probability of
infection and coilequent suppuration.
The skin, however, especially when its
vitality has been unpaired, us it is hy the
blow that produces 11►e bruise, is not a
perfect protection, and unless great care
Is taken, the germs of sl,ppuration may.
Alter "range and cause an ah ass.
A bruise is the result +either of a heavy
Compression between two hard objets.
e.3 when the wheel of a vehicle passes
Over some pert of the body. or of a smart
blow by some hard, blunt object. The
first indication cf a contusion or bruise
k pain. This 1s speedily followed by
swelling and discoloration. The part is
kat red, then bluish or a dirty bluck.
and this shades oft into yelkw and
brown, gradually lightening to the
natural color of the skim as healing pro-
gressea.
This dtscok)ration, a familiar example
Of which is the black eye of evil repute,
13 caused by the escape into the tissues
Of blood from the minute blood -vessels
broken by the blow. Sometimes a larger
vessel Is rtepturcd, and then a rounded
tumor, a blood -tumor, is produced.
The best treatment of a slight bruise
la the application of cold, by means of
an ice -bag or of cloths wrung out of ice -
'Miter, and frequently changed as they
become warm.
in the aged, or in persons given to the
UP of liquors, whose liseees have little
Vitality, and in cases where the contu-
sion is of wide extent and very severe,
the continuous applirntion of cold may
be Injurious. Then hot clothe or a hot-
water bag should be used instead. The
Cloths, whether hot or.cold, may be ad-
vantageously wet with bit or cold claret
ei weak vinegar. As infection of the
wound may occur, even when the skin
b unbroken, the rart should be washed
gently with hot water and soap and then
with nl:ohol as soon as possible after the
injury and before the hot or cold apple
Cations aro made. Finn but gentle pres-
sure should be made with a bandage, or,
0 the bruise is where it can be done, a
pieco of lead or a paper -weight may be
allowed to rest on the pari, over the wet
ciclh. if an ice -bag or a hot-water bag
13 used, the requisite pressure may be
obtained by binding a handkerchief nr a
bandage over it, or by having the patient
lie on it. If the bruise Ls severe, the
part should be kept at rest for a day or
two. -Youth's Companion.
SIMPLE REMEDIES.
To cure a cold snuff
and use It as a gargle.
For rheumatism sl Tinkle common salt
in the bottom of one's shoes. Put in
fresh salt every morning.
For persons p eisened by contact with
dog -wood, ivy. or poisoned nah, a speedy
ore is assured by bathing the afflicted
rilefreely with a solution of saleratus,
wo teaspoonfuls to the pint of water.
A dose of Epsom salts taken internally
complete the cure.
Neuralgia Cure. -1 suffered a long time
with attacks of neuralgia about the eye.
There seemed to Le re) relief except to
wear it out, which usually required from
five to six hours. until accidentally 1
discovered that by rubting yiger•ously
with the hand or n rough towel relief
was attest immediate, restoring what
seemed to le arrested circulation. Turn the body very gently on the side
When a succession of hot flannels are and n little beyond, and then briskly
needed, instead of scalding your hands on the face, back again, repeating these
with boiling water. wring a flannel in nleasures cautiously, efficiently, and
Cool water; put it on on old plate. Put Perseveringly, about fifteen times in the
7t In a hot oven for a few minutes.
Carry the plate to the sick room and re-
turn 1l to the oven with another flannel.
Try the heat of the flannel with the back
o! the hand.
Valuable Liniment.--Flaco in a quart sure is removed, and air enters the
bottle a pint of best kerosene oil, add as chest.]
much camphor guru ns will dissolve in On each occasion that the body is ,e-
same,trutting in n cake at a tinge, and Placed on the face', make uniform but
shaking well for three or four dnys. efficient pressure with brisk movement.
When the kerosene has aleerl eed all the on the hack between and below the
camphor guts it will take add n half- shoulder -blades or tomes on each side,
pint of sweet oil, shake vigorously, and renovieg the pressure immediately be-
lt is ready for use. The odor of kerosene fore turning Rue body on the side. organ in the body. That is why they
1a not noticeable and the ingredients for During the whole of the operations let cure all troubles el to to bad blood or
this ere within the reach of even the ane pees n attend Folely to Ihe nnove- viral., sheltered nerves, such ns anae-
poorest person. ii .•nts of the head and of the arm placed mea, with it grinding, wearing back -
baking powder
MAY SAVE SOME LIVES
DIRECTIONS FOB RESTORING THE
APPARENTLY DROWNED.
Issued by the Royal National Lifeboat
Institution of Great
Britain.
The leading principles of the follow -
Ing directions for the restoration of the
apparently dead from drowning, issued
by the Royal National Lifeboat Institu-
lien, are founded on those of the late
Dr Maisholt (fall, combined with those
of D. ti. It. Silve.ter, and are the re-
sult of extensive iuquiriee which were
rade by the institution amongst med-
cal nien, medical bodies and Coroners
throughout Ihe•United Kingdom. 'These
I rectons have been extensively circu-
heeel by the Institution throughout the
t'nited Kingdom and in the Colonies.
They are also in use in his Majesty's
fleet; in the Coastguard Service; at all
lit stations of the British Army at
Immo and abroad; in the lightt+nuses
and vessels of the corporation of the
Trinity House; the Metropolitan and
Provincial Police Forces; the London
County Council Schools and the St.
John Ambulance Association.
Send immediately for medical assist-
ance, blankets, and dry clothing, but
proceed to treat the patient instantly
en the spot, in the open air, with the
face downward, whether on shore or
afloat; exposing the face, neck and
chest to .old wind, except in severe
weather, 8h 'ren+oving all tight clothing
from the neck and chest, especially the
braces.
The points to be aimed at are -first
and immediately the restoration of
breathing; and secondly, after breath-
ing Is restored, the promotion of
warmth and circulation.
The efforts to restore breathing trust
Le commenced immediately and ener-
getically, and persevered in for one or
two hewrs, or until a medical than has
pronounced that life is extinct. Efforts
:c promote warmth and circulation,
beyond removing the wet clothes and
drying the skin, must not be made un-
til the first appearance of natural
breathing; for if ci•culatiorr of the blood
be induced before breathing has recom-
menced, the restoration to life will be
endangered.
11. -TO riESTORE BREATHING.
To Clear the Throat. -Place the pati-
ent on the floor or ground with the face
downwards, and one of the arms un-
der the forehead, in which position all
fluids will more readily escape by the
mouth, and the tongue itself will rail
forward, leaving the entrance into the
windpipe free. Assist this operation by
wl .nand s"
cleansing then
ming
f3
menet.
If satisfactory breathing commences,
use the treatment described below to
promote warmth. If there be only
slight breathing -or no breathing --or if
tee breathing fails. then --
lb Excite Breathing -Turn the pati-
ent well and instantly on the side, sup-
porting the head, and -
Excite the nostrils with snuff, harts -
mediately upon which cease tc imitate'
the movement of breathing, and proceed
to induce circulallon and warmth.
IV. -TREATMENT AFTER NA'Tt'I1Al.
BREATHING HAS BEEN RES11IIILU.
To Promote Warmth and Circulation.
---Commence robbing the limbs upwards,
with 'Inn grasping pressure and energy,
using handkerchiefs, flannels, etc. Illy
Ibis nn. a.ure the blond is propelled along
the veins toward*, are heart.]
The friction mist be continued under
the blanket or over the dry clothing.
Promote the warmth of the body by
the application of hot flannels, bottles,
or bladders of hot water, healed bricks,
etc., to the pit of the stomach, the arm -
lits. between the thighs, and to the
seeks of the feet.
If the palleat has been carried to a
house after respiration has been re-
skred, be careful to let the air play
freely about the room.
On the restoration of life, a tea-
spoonful of warns water should be giv-
en, and then. if the power of swallow-
ing have returned, small quantities of
wine, warm brandy -and -water, or cof-
fee ah<,ukl be adnnunislered. The pati-
ent should be kept in bed, and a dis-
position to sleep encouraged.
GENERAL. OBSERVATIONS.
The above treatment should be per-
severed in for some (lours, as 'it is an
erroneous opinion that persons are Ir-
recoverable because life does not soon
rnnke its appoearance, persons having
teen restored after persevering for
many hours.
APPEARANCES \VHI(:}F GENERALLY
ACCOMPANY DEATH.
Breathing and the heart's action cease
entirely; the eyelids nre generally half
closed; the pupils ditated; the tongue
approaches to the under edges of the
lips, ar.d these. as well as the nostrils
are covered with a frothy mucus. (:old-
ness and pallor of surface increase.
CAUTIONS.
Prevent unnecessary crowding of per-
sons round elle body, especially if !n
an apartment.
Avoid rough usage, and do not allow
the body to remain on the back unless
the tongue is secured.
Under io circumstances hold the body
up by the feet.
On no nccennt place the body in a
waren beth unless under medical direc-
tion, and even then it should only be
employed as n momentary excitant.
By order of the Committee of Man-
agement,
CHAI11 I S 1)iBDIN,
Secretary.
Royal National, l.ifeh gat Institution,
20 Charing Cross Road, London, W.C.
-'i'
NERVOUS iNDIGESTION.
A Severe Case Cured hy Dr. Williams'
rink Pills.
•
"I suffered .5- much from nervous
dyspepsia that 1 fearer) 1 wound be-
crime
o-carne insane," says Mrs. Alfred Austin,
of Varney; Ont. "For months," says
etrs. Austin, "1 was prostrated with
this trouble. I got so had I could not
eat a mouthful of food %%intent it near -
Iv choking me. I was affected with
mei Terrible feelings of dizziness and
hcrn, and smelling -salts. or tickle the nausea that 1 had to leave the tate.'
throat with a feather, etc., if they are e. meter:es with just two or three mouth -
at hand. ilub the chest arid face warm,. fol: of food for a areal. My nerve's
and dash cold water, ear cold and hot were all unstrung, and 1 grew so weak
water alternately, on them. If there that i could not even sweep Ihe floor.
be no success, lose not a moment, but In fact, my nerves affected rile to such
instantly-- nn extent that 1 feared to he left alone.
'i'o Imitate Breathing. ---Replace the 1 could net sleep at nights, and used
t atient on the face, raising rind sup- le lie awake until 1 feared ley reason
parting the chest well on a folded coat w-,uld leave me. 1 was taking medi-
ur other article of dress. cine conetantly, but it dol not do me a
til of good. 1 had used I)r. \Villein's'
Pani 1 k en a former ()religion with
good r 111e, and at last I determined
to try then) again. i can say nothing
Letter than that these pills have been
minute, or once every four nr five sec- a blessing to nae, as they have made
tends, occasionally varying the side. me a well woman. Every trace of the
[By placing the patient on the chest, indigestion is gene, and my nerves are
the weight of the body- forces the air es strong and sound as they were in
out; when turned on the side, Ibis pres- prep ed. Now I can crit anything tine
is on the table. and I get senuul refresh-
ing sleep at nights. All this I owe to
the faithful use of Dr. \\ hllhanis' Pink
Pills. which i shall never cease to
praise."
Dr. Williams' Pink. Pills fill the veins
with naevi, rich, red blood. That is why
t.ey strengthen the nerves and every
A hot application which ekes away under 11.
with wringing and wall scalding the (The first mensure increases the ex -
bands can be made ns follows : Take pir•atien-Ihe second commences mister -
two clean steaks and fold one until It is Wien.)
snout two feet by one. hill this tightly "'The result is flespiralien or natural
and pour boiling enter into each end breathing; --and 1f not too late, Life.
until the inside is salurnled well. }lave Whilst Ihe above operations are being
the other shirt folder' Mout tee feet proceeded with. dry the hands end feet,
by four; lay it lengthwise en the anal as soon as dry clothing or hien.
affected part -the lungs, for instance--
kcls can bee procured, strip Rae 14)4.which leaves it reaching down to tee and e•,ver or gradually reclothe 11. but
knees. Quickly unroll the hot pack , Inking care not to interfere with the .t -
place 11, wet side down. on the part
covering the chest. and bring up the
part of the secmd sheet eeteurteng be -
10w. 10 cover the hot pa r:. (:over with
Flannels or a hot sinter bag, and you
will have an aepliealien elect) will keep
pot for several hours.
\\'edderly--"Can the girl you are en-
gaged to swim?" Singleton -"i then t
know. But why do yeti ask?" Wel-
dcrly-"ilecause, if she can, you ought
;eo be happy. A girl te ho can swim can
keep her mouth abut."
Mrs.A--"\len are so queer after the
honey -ma -,n. 1f yeti tell them your leve
te growing cold they dent even glnm•e
uo teem their terminable paper Mrs.
X. --"No; but fell Ilion Ihe soup is grow-
ing cold and They jump atoul ten feel."
No alien can nen n flrillsh shit*. re
any share or interest in one; tut n
limiled liability company composed en-
lirely.akforiegners can do so. provided
the s 1111 is r•gisterevi in England.
Magistrate --"\\'ell, what happened al•
ler the primmer struck yo er Iho.•• smash•
Ing blow on the nese ee rtness---"I1..
:emit n third blow at me." \Inglch-Ate
-"You mean a sceend Hew. surely'"
Willits,- "N,,. 1 (Irina. your eurshup. 1
gel one in between."
ft its to restore breathing.
111,
Should (hese .efforts not prove sue-
ceFsftl in the ce urse of from two to five
minutes. proceed to Imitate breathing
t y Dr. S:Ivesler's nietbed, as follows:-
i'lacee the patient en the back on a
flat surface. inclined a little upwards
from the feel: raise and support the
head end sh' nilders on a small firm
custhic:n or folded article of dressepolaced
under tine shoulder -blades.
Draw forward the patient's longue,
rind keep it ['rejecting beyond the lips;
a hand over the tenger, and under the
chin well answer Ibis purpose. or a
' ee-e of string or tape may be tied
r. and then), or by raising the !ower
jaw•, the teeth may be• made to retain
Ihe longue in that position. Remove
ell tight cloth:ng from about the neck
and chest, eapscinlly the hraree.
1'o Innilnte the Mt mClnenls or Rrenlh•
Ing. Standing at the patient's hetet.
gta•p, the arms just above the eltew5,
enol draw the arms gently and stendily
urearts•at,ose the bend, rind keep them
s'ret, heel upwnnls f. r two seconds. (fly
aha: int ens air is drawn into the lungs.)
'I hen turn down the patient's arms, and
tees.: them gently and firmly fe r Iwo
seconds against the sides mf the chest.
(Ily This mean. air is preened out of the
lungs:,
Itepenl ;bele leeasures alternately. rte.
liheralely. and px•rse(rungly about Ilf.
leen braes a minute, until n sponlane-
Gus effort to respire is perceived, Ini-
aches, headaches and sidenches, rheu-
matism and neuralgic., heart palpita-
ton, indigeslenn, St. Vitus dance, par-
tial paralysis, kidney troubles, and
these special ailments that render the
lives of so ninny women and growing
girls a burden. But you nnrsl eget the
genuine pills with the full narne, "Dr.
\\ Ohms' Pink Pills fur 1'n!e People."
on the wrapper around each box. Sold
by all medicine dealers or by mall at
;sr cents a box or fix boxes for 112.50
from The Dr. Williams' Medicine (b.,
ifrockville, Ont
LIVING ON T\\'Et. ) E CENTS A DAY.
Professor Landouzy, of Paris, says it
is possible to live on twelve cents 8 day.
and he guarantees you three meals. The
first is composed of milk, Three pieces of
sugar, bread and butler. At midday you
may have bread, smoked ham, vege-
tables, or fruit •m se.nemere met n yup
of coffee, with three pieces of sugar ;
and ria. the evening wheal you lime en
soup, with laud and bread, hareems or
lentils. chestnuts and wine. 'total cost .
Twelve cents a day.
'II IL DII'FF:IIEN(
"What's the difference between a per-
son 15 eth no same of bonus and a thief'".
"Give it tip."
"One lakes things literally and the
other literally takes things."
Feng,.•• has a nine -hour dny ter ruin-
ers, but will have an eighl•heur dny _n
four years from now•. In ilelgium most
miners work len hours a day.
First Lieutenant : "How do yon like
the horse yet freight frvn me lest
vveek ?" Se 'end l.ir•utennnt : "Wary
nnu h. Ile might hail his hand a lade
though.- First Lieutenant : "Oh,
that will .orae allright when ho 0 paid
for.'
Sto
-and all alkane►
and boatel Jiusdw.
-aka posy babies
piano and say. Preyed
Colic 1. ealsYuswfel
urced
Nurses' noS Miers' Treasure
-2k.--6 h..b $Iss.
Dna& a Jt,",...hind
HOPE FOR BALD HEADED
MAY BE CURED IF THEY BREATHE
COIURE c1Y.Y.
Anxiety Need Not Non Weigh Heavily
Upon the Unadorned
Pate.
Ordinary baldness Is considered oho
consequence of inadequate chest breatt►-
ing, in a recent paper by Dr. D. M. Par-
ker, lecturer at the Detroit College of
Medicine. The inadequate chest breath-
ing allows a poisonous substance to
develop in the lungs. This poisonous
substance circulates in the blood. 'rhe
mots of the hair are an indirect result
of their situation over the cranium;
but this deprivation is directly entailed
by the poison generated in the upper
chest, the circulation of the consequent
poison Through the body and the starva-
tion of the hair roots because the flow
of their normally scanty nourishment is
thus totally checked. Dr. Parker has
studied this hypothesis of his for years,
treating baldness and experimenting on
animals.
INADEQUATE BREATHING.
Inadequate upper chest breathing
leaves residual air undisturbed in the
nlr cavities of a portion of the lungs.
The residual air In any portion of the
lungs that is not made use of for breath -
beg purposes must necessarily lie undis-
turbed in the lung cavities. The resi-
dual air left in the lungs by inadequate
breathing is war•nu. and It is saturated
with moisture. Whenever residual olr
or, what Is the sane thing, expired air,
i5 kept chambered in the presence of
warmth and moisture it invariably un-
dergoes change, and develops a solutile
poison that is capable, when present in
the normal blood, of exerting a distur-
bance so Inc as concerns hair growth.
ACTION OF POISON.
It plight tee thought strange that n
poisonous subaance, circulating in the
bleed slot ld limit its destrnetive action
te, the hair on the top of the head. This
is explained by Dr. Parker's statement
That the roots of lite hair on the lip of
the head, Tying over the hard, glisten-
ing, and practicnty bloodless occipitn-
frontal ul:oneurosis, are deprived of the
ncurishneent that thin mole of Il)e hair
or other portions of the head end of
the (nee derive from the sift, Lee id -sat -
united tissue with which They are in
close relationship. As a result, the hair
roots of the top of the head are of com-
paratively low vitality. and yield readily
to the action of the poison.
SIX WEEKS' CUBE.
Observation applied to thousands of
persons effected with comrnon baldness
developed, in i)r. Porker's experience,
net. a single exception to the rule that
persons afflicted with common baldness
do not employ upper chest breathing,
and those not andel! with common
baldness do employ upper chest. respira-
tion. Moreover, persons suffering from
ordinary baldness find a remedy in the
practice of upper chest breathing. After
one week dandruff entirely' disappears.
The hair begins to lose its dryness and
harshness. In six weeks new hair be-
gins to make its appearance. it is very
fine, and first manifests itself al the
edges of the bald spot. Craniums that
had been bald for twenty years have de -
(I ,
s an amount f u er
de-
veloped hair after i r
chest breathing. Of course, the prae-
tice must be steady and uninterrupted
or there will ensue a relapse.
WHY D1D TIIE COMPANY SMILE.
A pessimistic young doctor publicly
deplored the impossibility of getting
rich, and the difficulty of earning a de-
cent living in the medical profession,
without incessantly burning the candle
al both ends.
"Stuff and rubbish, my lad!" n bonsl-
ful old dolor cried. 'There's as much
money to be made now, in spite e-1
cempelilien, ns ever there was. Take
my case, Inc instnnce. i've lots of oa-
tnenls and I'm making money quick; but
do I look overworked? Do 1 ever seem
pressed for time? Have 1 not always
plenty of Leisure?'
"You certainly take life easily," the
pessimistic young doctor replied,
smoothly.
Then the company smiled, and the
tw.nstfil dnetor fell Into a train of
thought.
MANY TUIIN-i)CWNS.
Nena : "You may not believe it. but f
said 'No,' In seven different men during
the past wiuler."
Gene : "Oh. 1 don't doubt it. What
were they selling?"
ISSUE NO. 2t-17.
1
'Ti me
CelluloidStarekbeeds •
no cookinr—u s t
cold water 'tis
ready. 'Twon't stick,
yet gives a better
tubwith lean fro y
ttlb,than any
Stare you know.
Ita prion is little.
Your dealer sells it.
'by it this weak. trot
ell of
Stair
HOW MUCH IS HABITABLE.
Ernest Thompson Seton Says hundreds
of Miles Farther North.
That the suitability of all portions of
the west for agricultural purposes is to
be tested in the immediate future is ap-
parent from some of the reports of settle-
ment sent in within the last few months.
From Edmonton, for instunce, scores
of families have left on the long Trek to
Athabasca Landing and from that point
onward to the Peace River country, and
the vast area to the west, east and
north.
A report is made from the heart of the
Bucky Mountains to the effect that a
considerable number of cars of settlers'
effects were delivered during the past
nine months at Salmon Arm, a station
on the main line of the Canadian Pacific
railway, about half way between Banff
and the coast. A similar number of ears
and settlers' effects were delivered in the
same interval at Kamloops.
Hundreds of thousands of people who
centenplate actual settlement are mak-
big the most careful scrutiny of all the
existing maps with the view of securing
information regarding sections of the
country which are open for homestead-
tng and worth acquiring. She agents of
Vie Government aro daily furnishing in-
formative literat,re. The result of This
activity is that the available locations
are being discovered in parts not here-
to -fore regarded as Ill for settlement.
On the subject of the proportion of the
area of Ihn west which is fitted for hu-
man habitation a considerable difference
of opinion exists. Ernest Thompson
Seton recently expressed the conviction
That settlement would be node in dis-
strict four hundred miles to the north
of any existing or contemplated rail-
way.
Whether the country is hermnnently
settled or otherwise, it is apparent from
what hes transpired dor►
nr
the pnet ten
years, that there will remain eventually
no portion of the west which has not
been actually testrl as the permanent
abode of the while race. \Vith the very
rapid inrrense of population in the coun-
tries front which the preeent emigration
toCanada proceeding, is1 Ce(Yliln
i g, Il has bemire
not a question of living in great comfort
in the most favored porlien of the world,
bot c question of sustaining life any-
where.
SEWING -MACHINE NEEDLES
for all makes of machines at Five Cents
ter package. and everything else per -
Lining to sewing machines at greatly
reduced prices. Leek for the Red S.
Sieger Sewing etnehine (',n. Write us
at Manning Chambers, Toronto, for set
o1 Bird Cards free.
GOOD ADVI('E.
"Yes," snid the red -eyed clerk, "I'm a
little lute this morning, the midnight oil,
you know---"
"indeed?" inlernrptel his employer,
"nil, eh? Well, the next tune you paint
the town I'd advise you to use water
colors exclusively."
Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator
d(,e's not require the help of any pur-
f,alive medicine to complete Ihe cure.
Give it a trial and be convinced.
NO FLIES ON HIM.
A young couple were ohserveel as soon
n; they entered a railway carriage, and
nnrnedintely put down as a bridal pair.
But they were remarkably self-poss4ss•
cd, and acted just like old married folk,
a) that after a short Time the other ras-
seng('rs began to doubt their belief, after
all.
As the (rain moved out, however, the
yon.ng man rose to remove his overcoat,
and a shower of rice fell out. The pas-
sengers smiled broadly. nut even that
(lid not affect the youth, who also smiled.
and, turning to his partner, remarked
audibly :
"Ry Jove, May, i've brought away the
bridegroom's overcoat 1"
A SLIGHT AMENDMENT,
The face of the young man was rue-
ful, rind the lawyer he was interview-
ing; looked exceedingly grave. It ons
a clear case of breach of promise, and
Roe man of law could see nothing but
heavy damages as the ultimate enuleome.
And he lectured to settle purpose fo the
yo ung num. who waxed restive.
"Oh, yes." he Feld impatiently, ' 1
knmy .1I1 at,mrt it! The same old song—
'Ik, right, and Jeer. nothing'
"Ni. no! that's net it et 0," sold the
lawyer, smiling shrewdly. "What 1
n rant In impress en you was 'Den't
write, and tear nothing."'
DIS(:HAf1GED W'rill A ;ACTION.
A laborer was charged with a petty
offence.
-"Have you anyone In court who will
veueh for your good character T" queried
the judge.
"Yes. sir, (here is the chief c,nstnble
yonder," wits the reply.
Tine elect conslatle wag rimmed.
"Why. your honor. I don't men knew
the man." protested he.
"New, sir." broke in the accused, "I
have ilntel in the town fur nearly twenty
years, and if the chief constable doesn't
know me yet, isn't that a character lot
yot.1'
•
AH! THAT'S' THE QUESTION.
Mr, Rental) was annoyed with Mr.
Shorter. It was not only that Mr.
Shorter never paid his renin -dough
that was bad enough -but tie was ex-
tremely cool about 11. Another Mon -
('1y morning had Dane, and once more
Mr. Shorter was "sorry, but he'd hereto
beg Mr. Rental) to excuse hien for the
lane."
The long-suffering landlord's patience
was at last worn out.
"Look here," he cried, "you're preci-
ous off -handed about it; but hew on
earth do you expect me to live i1 you
don't pay your rent?'
Mr. Shorter smiled the surprised
smile which cheers not but exasper-
ates.
"That, my dear sir," he said softly, "is
Ie my thinking. somewhat beside the
point. The question is, rather. how do
you expect me to live i! 1 do?"
MIGHT LAI',SE.
Harold : "Do you think you could
learn 10 love me?"
Miss Sharpe: "Yes, but I'm awfully
forgetful."
No one need fear cholera or any
summer complaint if they have a bot-
tle of Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery
(:ordiul ready for use. It corrects all
Icor: Hess of the bowels promptly and
causes a healthy natural action. 'this
re a medicine adapted for the young and
old, rich and poor, and is rapidly be-
coming the most popular niedicine tor
cholera, dysentery, etc., in the market.
"What are you crying for, my poor
little Coy?" "Boo -hoot Papa fell down-
stairs!" "Don't take so on, my pet.
IIe'll get better aeon." "Sister saw him
fall all the way. I never saw nuffinl"
ITCH. Mange, Pralrie Scratches and
every form of contagious Itch in human
or animals cured in 30 minutes by Woe
ferd's Sanitary Lotion. It never fails.
Sold by all druggists.^
"But," Tommy," said his mother,
"didn't your conscience tell you That you
were doing wrong?" "Yes, munnnie,"
replied 'pommy, "but 1 don't believe
everything I hear."
Something More thnn a Purgative. -
To purge is the only effect of many
pills now on the market. Parmelee's
Vegetable Pills are more than a purga-
tive. They strengthen the stomach.
where other pills weaken it. They
cleanse the blood by regulating the
laver and kidneys, and they stimulate
where other pill compounds depress.
Nothing e( an injurious nature, used
for merely purgative powers, enters in-
to their composition.
Young Barrister (whose offer of mar-
ringe has just been accepted by his be -
hived): "What a relief ! 1 feel as if i
s acquitted."
r ac, t
three rnu darer
had justgot
- q
Just n Word of cantina ; Where the akin 1s
lestroyed by burns or scalds apply W
Lente Immediately : the sooner the better.
Wife -'Those new neighbors of ours
seem to be awtnllly Poor." u bbv
-
"How do you know?" Wife -"\\ hen -
(ser i want to borrow anytling they
never have it!"
For the Overworked. --What are the
causes of despondency and melancholy'?
A disordered liver is one rause and r,
p: hoe one. A disordered liver means
+ (unordered stomach, and a disordered
d.,mncla means disturbance of the nerv-
ous system. 'Aas brings the whole
lolly into subjection and the victim
feels sick ail over. Parneeke's Vege-
table Pills are a recognised remedy 'n
this stale and relief will follow their
use.
"George," murmured the young wife,
"am 1 as dear to you as 1 was before
we married?" "1 can't exactly tell," re-
plied Ihe husband absenl-rnindedly. "1
didn't keep any account of ray expereses
then."
The never falling medicine, Hollo-
way's Corn Cure, removes all kinds el
corns. warts, etc.; even the most diffi-
cult to remove cannot withstand this
wonderful remedy.
The barber's face must 1* his shav-
ing mug.
Judge -"And so you sacrificed name,
honor. future, and freedom for the sake
of two miserable dollariT' Thk'f-
"Itight you are, your worship! But
what was 1 to do? There was not any
more in the sofa."
SECRET
SKIN TROUBLES
Hare Fetes seas pert of your body e pc.,
r stupt ee.e► �a Wlab, whisk, hidden
seps been
of • l i� asoma yea boors
ass' Mata et Twlettee t Nave
you Woe tido Meet and the other remedy to
vela. and t}ryes hells( cus( dlabee Used and
dlIf7.a6s•Bok le etel
a.00, o this eeeste rte feet -that
snob chronic
(ores a. yams! 1 heals skim dies ase., ulcers.
festering .1
se. Nuts dee to
forood rr tree ketol les. M to. stoop. ,Alliton e
sad druggists ell at Notate a box.
Intra. alimony of Street. glegsten
(Oat.), esus•—• I tisds;NTEres leiMr several
One kind ei
underwear. • a
only one. ks
wean out slowest. and sate-
ia you hem the day yp1
be a That hied is trade.
pasked (u ahoy') in nd, and guaranteed to yots
ty Mora that sell it mad the people who make if.
Made is may, Fabrica mad dyke. et versos'
pica, . tws-fgaisg sizes for wows.
taw for the
1
STARTLING
HOUSEHOLD
INVENTION
Dyeing I
Ilene ea eight. *gest'
.diming mosey with ilk
S alary or Ceaml.Noa.
B radley
'eaa,• Desh op, Brestid
Ont.
Cleaning 1
Petals gees tat esmd noes verb N sae
es MUSS *Malin SHUNS OS.e
bah as' • eu en see Nva. a send
raatreal.Tatroato. Ottawa. Qualm,
QUEBEC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
jiver and Gulf of St, Lawrence
Summer Cruises in Oool Latitudes
Twos Screw hos SS. "centrum,- with electro
light., electric bells mad all 'seders comfort.
SAILS PROM MONTRIAL ON MONDAYS as
6 n., and mod lith June lea, late mad 29th Jaly.
12th mod 114h August, nib sad lira sejitereb.r,
and fortnightly thereafter for Piston. N.a., call.
lag aiboss%.. Oasy., Mal say, PerakCovet
Oraltd >:Ivor Sumemr.ide, r.a.l, and log•
Woes, P.1L .
BERMUDA
Rammer Itcurstone, IMS, by th. new
Screw SS. Bermudian", 6,400 tons. Sailing /n
1 l
Mid lath June, mrd, 17th and elst n e
July, Mit
Oath August,nth, 14(5 and 2515 SeptemWr, 6th
be4th and 26tOctober, 4t1, 16th and 17th Morose
rg Temperature cooled by .ea breezes seldom
rises above BO derma
The afloat trips of the season for health and
**Wort.
ARTHUR AHERN, Secretary, Quebec,
A. E. OUTERBRiDGE Jk CO., Agent
t9 Broadway, New York.
(RLAM WLST
ELOuR
A pure, hard
Manitoba
Lour for baker and others demand-
ing strength, color and uaiforinity.
STRONO &WHITE
AT YOUR GROCERS
DEALERS evanysMtR1 SUPPLIED VITM
FLOUR A IID CILLO.':` WRITE U2.
lit ALO HAKE '4 * att. A SL3P•ED moue
THAT HAS GAINED GREAT FAVOR Al A CLNEAAL
taunGloto *ALL PURPOSES. nous
(' .'1I)III:LL 9ILLIN6(0
TIJUUN [U •11'N( THIN
(NT
WILSON'S
FL
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Rete aelmalgy
PADS k11 K4 bloke.
-- ansa SY —
Mr001lTt, Oa00E0! dna SERIAL !TOME!
1e.bper peeks!,erapaeheleder Us.
will Beet a ealrl.ele eeaeeet.
Berile-"Pa, a little stream is a
slrearnlet, isn't i1?" Fa—"Yes, Rertie."
Berth- "\Well, put, is a cutlet n little cul,
and a hamlet a little ham. and a gimlet
a Tittle gim, and a pamphlet a 1i111e
pemph?" Pre -"Oh, go away Bat ie; I
tent a little quiet.' Berke --"\\'ell, why
didn't you say you warded a quletlet?"
It Has Many Offices.—Before the Ger-
man soldier starts on a long march he
rinbs his feet with tallow, for his firsts
care is to keep hes feet in good condi-
tion. 1f he knew that Dr. Thomas'
Fclectrie Oil would be of much better
service he would throw away his tallow
and pock a few bottles of the nil in hie
I:n;apsack. There is nothing like it.
obis''eh wasswoilentotwiceIt cers roan
adeewnf Australia holds an odd record. For
n�rothing would health's' tU1I got Lam•I3uk. nearly a thousand mules ninng her naafi
That eared me.• roast not a single strum reaches the
sea
The Oteat..t Toole 1. " terrovia." 1t tit
p l.aaaat is taste and contain% Just the nourish -
rem and strength -giving qualities that are need -t
ed by those who aro sick and weakly.
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