Exeter Times, 1907-05-16, Page 3YOUNG
FOLKS
THE HEME\1BEIIED FLY.
Once there were four flies living in a
sunny garden. One was a leitelsjine
bluebottle, very large, with strung
wings, which Inade a loud humming
nose, and k.ld all other flies that he
w'ue conerig; u very irthporlant person
he wares, and expected everyone else to
the l pini with respect. And, on the
!e. they did. "It Ls good pp),icy
let the \weld knew seat you ore aware
Of what is your due," he would say, and
elate the ugly OMeat, "'think well of
y(urse!f, and others will think well of
you."
The next was a very- beautiful green
Cy. with sheeny body and ei,arkling
eyes.
"1t does one good to look at anything
so bright and lovely," many of the flies
In f the
garden g said. And the green fly
eves quite of the sante opinion, and was
often to be fount at the edgo of the
fountain, looking at the reflection of her
own charms In it.
The third was quite a different sort
Of fly; she was called a lacewing. She
Riad a Iong, slender, pale green body,
with filmy wings, es her name implies.
waving green antennae, and eyes like
burnished gold.
She was a very delicate fly, and not
allowed out by her patents except on
warm days, and then she would walk
about slowly, and gracefully, end not
associate much with the other flies.
But the last was only a common little
black fly, with not a particle of pretti-
ness about him, unless you got his wings
.in the right light when the sun was
shining, and then sometimes you could
catch a glenpse of rainbow colors for a
►mermen L
When the summer died, all four flies
were dend too. The bluebottle had
trumpeted so loudly about hes own im-
portance ono afternoon, that a gentle-
man, lying on Iho smooth green turf,
had been greatly disturbed by the noise;
and soon had put an end to hls buzzing
kr ever.
The green fly, gazing at her own
charms, had ventured too near the foun-
tain edge and slipped in, and a silver
fish had swallowed with pleasure the
dainty morsel.
The lacewing had fallen a prey to n
blue -tit one day, when going up the
trunk of a large tree.
The common little fly died just a com-
mon death. Following the last day of
summer there came n frost in the night,
end the next horning the little fly was
Fcen lying on his back, well six stiff
little black legs up In the air; and all
the other flies knew that the cold had
killed him,
When the spring net -teed, the sun-
beams hurried into the gnrden, with
warm gi-o !!ngs for all the flowers and
creatures to be found there.
"But whet are you looking for?" asked
the pate pink ahnond blossoms of the
curls; are you not contented with
us?" ,,
"You nre charmi►,g," answered the
suni earns, "hut we must not forget old
friends, you knew, and we are searching
for a certain little fly who knew no
beauty exert t when we shone. and
woke up the colors on his wings, and
he was nlvays so grateful."
"There will he plenty of flies now you
have come!" said the olrnond blossoms.
But they hes forgotten all about the
little fly that the sunbeams loved; for,
after alt, what was there to remember
Ir it hell been the noisy bluebottle, or
the sheeny green fly. or the lacewing,
11 would have been different.
And the hyacinths could not remem-
ber him either, nor the powdered auri-
cula nor the fall narcissus; so the sun-
bennls grew sad.
But at last they fell upon a tuft of
dandel ones that the gardener would
hove liked In root out of the garden,
only little Mks Eflie called it her "plant
of sun-," and would not have it touch -
rd
And although the bright golden blos-
aonis opened wide at the sunbeams'
touch, there were great tears among the
rays of their petals.
"\Vhy do you weep?" asked the sun-
beams.
And the dandelions nnswere(1 "We are
weeping because we wait and wait in
vain for the lite& fly who loved tie
When we were (-Ten he would sit in
tee bent! of our blossoms, and call us
hi^ golden flowers of dight, and when
me were closed he would creep under
cur leaves, and call us his sweet green
Sheller. Tule little fly wits never dig-
'conlented or proud. nor forsook us for
the grand garden flowers, so we loved
him. and miss him now he does not
C4 me,"
Then the sunbenme smiled, and sant.
"Our little fly, then. niter all, will be al-
T.ays In the garden, for he will never
dib .nut of the hearts of the dandelions;
and the den.lelions shall he dear hence.
fere] to all little common files. for ever."
And the sunbeams spoke the truth,
as sunt, ams do.
TRUE TO LiFE.
"Now. Henry," said the bride, "1 want
you to understnnd deslinctly that 1 do
not wish to be taken for a bride. 1 em
wing to act exactly as if 1 were on old
married woman. So, dearest, do not
think Inc cold and unloving if I treat
you very practicnity when there Is any-
body by."
"I don't believe 1 cnn pass for an old
married man." said Henry. "1 am so
fond of you that 1 am hnund lo show
11. 1 am sure In betray myself."
"No. you mustn't, dear. 1 Insist that
yen ts'lrnve just like an old married
conn. You will, won't you, dear?"
"Well, darling, I'll try; but I know
1 sh,',,t succeed."
• On thA first evening of (heir nrrivnl
at th- hotel the eride retired, and the
groom fell in with a whist party, with
whom he sat playing cards until four
o'elnek In the morning. Ills wife spent
the weary it -ems In weeping. At last
h.' 1 rrned up. and mist his grieeetriek-n
leide ttilli tit' hilnrieus question:
haven't 1 hem doing . the old married
man true to life?"
she never referred to the snhject
agekt, and cave -led) m eitr,elt knew
TORTI'itIM:ItHEr'MeTISel.
Suffered for Five ]'ears — Cured by Dr.
\%illiams' Pink Pills.
Agonizing pa.n., souretiu,es in one
pert of the body, souletinies in another,
more often in the back or joints—that's
rheumatism. Do net delay in tiuding u
cure. Each day makes Ibs dieease
--increases the torture. Dr. Williams'
Pink ]'ills have cured Thousands. They
cored Mr. tlroaco Plante, of Sorel, Que,
of a &nest aggruvated case of rheuma-
tism. What they did for Mr. Plante
they can do for you. Ile says: "I was
seized with rheumatism. 1 walked as
if my boots were filled with pebbles.
The pains, starting in ray feet, [,plead
le all parts of the body; my back and
j<:ints became affected. Fur upwards
of five years I suffered the greatest
agony. Often I was confined to bed.
hardy able to move. Nothing seemed
In help nuc. I despaired of ever being
well again. By good chance Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills were brought to my
attention and 1 decided to try them. 1
got six boxes—before they were gone I
felt a great improvement. I continued
the treatment r dement and my health gradually
c :me back till now I do not feel the least
pain—I ant totally cured. it was a sur-
prise to my friends to see me on the
1
s reef again well and strong otter (ice
years of torture. They wanted to know
what brought about the change. 1
told them Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, for
1 took no other medicine once 1 began
their use. Rheumatic sufferers gtve
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills a fair trial;
they will surely do for you what they
did for me."
it is In the blood ,- poor blood—that
such troubles as rheumatism, indiges-
tir:n, dizziness, heart palpitation, anae-
mia, weakness and a host of other
diseases find their root. ' It Ls the blood
that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills act on.
They make it pure, rich, red and health -
giving. That Ls why they cure nil the
common ailments of evervdny life. Sold
tv druggists or by mail at 50 cents it
box or six boxes for $2.50 from the Dr.
Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
CONSCIOUS IN COFFIN.
Old Man Makes Noise Before Being
Buried Alive.
An old fanner named Chaudru was
buried alive lately at the Village of Sar -
lot, in the Landes, France,
Ile fell til a fortnight ago, and after -
want lapsed into a state of conga, which
was mistaken for death. When the cof-
fin was lowered into the grave the by-
standers heard raps and moans coming
from within.
They ran to tell the Mayor, and when
h, arrived, half an hour later, the lid
of the coffin was wrenched open. The
man was dead, but the changed ant
agonized expression on his face showed
that Ito had regained consciousness after
hi was placed in the coffin.
A similar incident occurred recently
at I.oex, in Savoy. Jean Godard, a man
of 76, fell Irto a swoon, and remained
unconscious so long Ihnt he was believed
to be dead. His neighbors wrapped him
in a shroud, and placed lighted candles
at the foot and head of the bed, while
the women recited prayers for his soul.
Suddenly the man sat up and looked
around him in astonishment. Tho wo-
men screamed and fled from the cottage,
plinking they had seen a ghost. Ulti-
mately sono peasants were found bold
enough to venture Into the cottage,
where they soon assured themselves
that the old man was really living.
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PEEVISH AND CROSS.
•
Peevish, cross babies are sick babies
—the well baby is always happy. Per-
haps there may be nothing to indicate
just what is the matter, but you may
depend upon it there is something tre-
bling the little one or he would not be
cross. A few doses of Baby's Own Tab-
lets will remove the cause and make
taby happy. They are a certain cure
fir the manor ills of babyhood. Thou-
sands of mothers keep them continual-
ly in the house to guard against the sud-
den illness of baby. A Tablet now and
again will keep the little one well. Mrs.
James 'ewers, Beater flnrbor, N. S.,
says: "i have given Baby's Own Tab-
lets to my baby as nccasinn required
since she wns a day old. They have el -
ways helped her, and now at a year
and a half old she is a fine healthy
child. The Tnblets, 1 think, are indis-
pensable to reenters of young children."
Sold by druggists or by mail at 21 cents
n 1ox•fro,n The Dr. \Villianms' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
,I.
WHEWI
"Well," said he, anxious to make up
their quarrel of yesterday, "aren't you
carious to know whnt's in this parcel?"
"Nbt very," replied his wife, indiffer-
ently.
"Well, it's something for the one 1
love best in the world."
"Ate 1 suppose 11's these new col-
lars you said you needed."
NATURE'S ALARM SYSTEM.
Agent --"1 nm introducing a new pat-
ent burglar alarm—"
Horner—"Don't need It. We have n
baby in the house."
Father—"Young Uppertnn is going to
propose for your hand soon." 1)augh-
ler--"Ilow do you know?" Father—"I
hear he has been making inquiries as to
my financial standing."
P—
iISMI E NO. i11-17.
NEW YORK POLICE SYSTEM
VOST STARTLING DISCLOSURES AKE
HERE MADE.
Tule Force Is Characterized as • Scud -
Criminal and Semi -Secret
' OrganiuNiun,
ilevelations of a most sensational kind
have been made regarding .no methods
of the ,New York police force by an arti-
cle which appeared In a recent issue of
Collier's Weekly. The assumed need of
the department is that oa a rigid honesty,
whereas its members mutually connive
at crime, and by shutting a prudent eye
tt„ glaring arts of Iaw•lesuntss and crime
they succeed in netting a tidy blackmail
sura In addition to the salary paid therm
le expose such cringes. The average sal-
ary of a detective ranges from $2,000 to
$3,1100. Many of the New York detec-
tives sport diamonds worth $500 to
woo. Captains,
ona yearlysalary of
$2,000, own in the wives' names (con-
venient conjugal relationship) houses
ort
11(
s (xot
to 820,000
or $30,000.
Thecaa
f chs
have been ascertained. by
Police Commissioner Bingham, who has
no "rose tinted illusions" respecting the
integrity of the force.
CO\IMIS.SIONER'S HANDS 'TIED.
The casual reader may observe, "Why
not rerr:,,te the men ?" The answer is
that though often convicted on Irrefu-
table charges, their criminal "blackmail
nettings" enable thein to employ- lawyers
el the calibre of Elihu (toot, and succeed
in so tangling up court records as to
give openings for successf_ll appeal.
Commissioner Bingham is at present
fighting in New York to introduce a bill,
which, by giving hire power to reduce or
appoint at will his inspectors and official
detectives, will enable him to thoroughly
eradicate the "System Evil," which is
really a power—an unscrupulous crime -
business partnership between leading
officials of the Police Department and a
loosely -organized Board of Trade.
TILE SYSTEM'S INDUSTRIES.
Such commodities as gambling, pros-
titution, and illegnl liquor selling form
the system's most profitable traffic, and
robbing and blackmail foam important
side lines by which the lesser officers
profit. In close conjunction with the
police and Board of Trade there is a
strong political element, formerly pre-
sided over by big Tim Sullivan, a
United Slates Congressman.
When feasible tho Police Commission
er is bribed. General Bingham wa
actually Interviewer) by n plausible in
dividual who offered him 810,000 month
ly to buy his silence as to the existenc
of two notorious, large gambling houses
On his prompt refusal a leading higl
official of his was next approached with
a bribe of $1,000 weekly if he would
shake hands with a notorious crook.
GAMBLERS UNDER PROTEC11ON.
Gambling is the inspectors' again
graft. No pool ronin exists without the
knowledge and connivance of the police.
This connivance is liandsonlely paid for.
Raids are inude on the garnbling houses
by insp.ctois, but only under extreme
congpul.Sion. When the cornrnisionei
demands an explanation of the existence
of a big gambling house of an Inspector,
the latter, under perinission of a big
Congressman, makes a "police bluff,"
but takes no active measures in Imme-
diately arresting the offender. As a fur-
ther protection ugninst him the pt•oprie-
tor, going on the Supreme Court, gets an
injunction restraining police interfer-
ence. The usual howl is then raised in
the papers by indignant correspondents
nhout police oppression and their culpa-
ble remissness in neglecting to attend to
such matters as the protection of life and
property for such a Iridal affair as a
raid on a gambling house.
Nurses' and
Mothers' Treasure
—safest regulator for baby. Prevents
colic and vomttiag—gives healthful rest
—cures diarrhoea *About the harmful
effects of medicines containing opium
or other injurious drugs.
Cures National Drug & Chem•
tat Co.,
Diarrhoea MontleL.,,imit
as
ebals thus mulcted can easily supply Ih
deficit by levying a little extra blrlc
ruail. '1•heierror inspired by the system
dreaded methods of dealing with recalc
bunts Ls tar more real than the mer
tur•rnul discipline of the Department.
"Do et Ronne as Rome does, • is a
axiom acted upon pretty well over th
world, and seeing !heir superiors on th
high road to big, if dishonestly acquire
bane balances, the new members has
every incentive to go and do likewise
That these superiors have the guile of th
serpent and tongue are on which "butte
wouldn't melt" is evidenced bythe Inc
!het Theodore Roosevelt, whehead o
the department, chose as his confidently
edviser Adam Cross,twice ce d!c
'
ssed o
charges and returned on technicalities.
1F hill. GOES THROUGH.
It fingliaun's police bill gets througl
1t will be the practical salvation of Ne
fork, whose police service is, from th
very top of the tree, rotted through and
through by corrupt official rnaludminis
beton. It will mean that the inspecto
will be subject to discipline of the Detec
vivo Bureau, an agency whereby inell
ciency or dishonesty can be punished by
'
summary reduction, and promotion and
reward will depend solely on personal
merit, and finally that the department
will be brought to a logical system of
police work with the uniformed force,
devoted to the prevention of crime, the
detective force to Its detection, the heads
cf the organization free to grapple with
vice problems, and the nefarious sys-
tem of graft reduced to a minimum.
This is General Bingharn's bill, unre-
servedly supported by every New York
newspaper, but in danger of being de-
feated by the immense corruption fund
now being used by the system.
. til
Solves A Lot
of Bother
The starch that needn't
be cooked..that won't
tick ..thatgivea s bril-
liant gloss with almost
no iron -effort. -Isn't
that the starch you
ought to have them
use on your clothes?
Buy it by name.,
your dealer sells It.
•
ENGLISH
JOKE.
Humane Officer --"My man, do you
feed your horse with punctuality'?"
Cabby—"Oh, no, sirl 1 mostly feed
him on oats and hay!"
THE STRENUOUS LIFE.
i Nature will have her compensations.
v Our overworked bodies and nerves ,e -
e quire recuperation and rest. The long-
er the delay the greater the price. 13e-
• fore too late try the tonic influence of
r the Mineral Salt Springs. The "St.
- Catharines Welt'• for nervous troubles,
• rheumatism and allied diseases, appeals
to those desiring relief and absolute
oonviilescence. Write to J. D. McDon-
ald, District Passenger Agent, Grand
Trunk Railway System, Toronto, for il-
lustrated descriptive matter,
Judge (In breach -of -promise case) —
"You say you must have been tempor-
arily insane when you propose%) to the
plaintiff. Can you prove 1t?" Defend-
ant—"1 can, your honor, if you will
cause the plaintiff to remove her veil so
that the jury can see her face."
Some persons have periodical attacks
of Canadian cholera, dysentery or diar-
rhoea, and have to use great precau-
tens to avoid the disease. Change t
water, cooking, and green fruit, is sure
to bring on the attacks. To such per-
sons we would recommend Dr. J. D.
Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial as being the
I•est medicine in the market for all
summer compinints. If a few drops are c
a
d
MIGIS!RATE
iNYE8iI JES IAM -BUS
SAPS IS A WONDERFUL HEtLER
AND DOES MOItE THAN 15
CI.AIME:D FOlt IT.
- Probably no household remedy in ex -
s Istence has won such glowing tributes
- from people in high places as has Zarn-
- Ituk. Mr. Roger F. Perry, Justice of
t' the Peace for British Columbia, recent-
• ly tested this famous balm, and this is
I what the says of it:
"The Pavilion,
"Goldfields, 13. C.
'To the Zare-Bark Co.
"Gentlemen, After a very fair trial 1
have proved Znni•Buk eminently satis-
factory. in army case it culled a skin
rash of five years standing, which no
doctor had been able to do any good
for.
"1 would certainly encourage any per-
son to keep Zant-Bark in their home. 11
Indy does even more than you claims
for i1. For my own part i would not
now be without it in the louse. Youl's
very truly.
(Signed) "Roger F. Perry,
"Ju tiee of the Peace. for B. C.'
Zam-Buk differs from ordinary salves
And embrocations, for while these most-
ir contain. animal oils and fat Zam-BUk
is purely herbal. It closes and heals
cuts, festering sores, ulcers, eruptions.
boils, eczemn, chafing Sores. etc. In
the household It is the handiest passible
remedy for burns, scalds. children's In-
juries. It Instantly cleanses any wound
to which it is applied: prevents fester-
ing. inflammation or blood poison, 1t
cures piles, varicose ulcers, and fistula.
All druggLsts and stores sell at 50 cents
a box. or from the Zam-Buk Co., To-
ronto, for price, 8 boxes for $2.50.
4
THE APPLE CURE.
PUBLIC WELFARE ENDANGERED.
The criminnl partnership of the police
with one kind of lawlessness entails that
life and properly will bo Imperilled
owing to lawiessness of all kinds claim-
ing similar Immunity from punishment.
The inspector's statement that the Su-
preme Court injunctions 'tie his hands"
is a lie. If be bids a gambling saloon
"close up," despite Supreme Court in-
junctions and "Congress pull" that pool
room must close up. '1Ito Inspectors are
loo fond of their pockets to cul off one
of the most prollteble sources of their
"extra" income, and ns that depends on
the further existence of these pool
rconis the gambling houses still con-
tinue. But this Ls by no means the worst
feature of the evil. Any honest attempt
by members of the force to expose Ilio
nefarious schemes of their colleagues are
spied upon by a "secret service system,"
stealthy and Impincnble as the Russian
secret police, and in some cases danger-
ous witnesses against their villainy have
been attacked, dangerously wounded
and someli,nes killed on the excellent
principle that "dead men tell no toles."
EASY \IAIhKS FLEEt.l:D.
LEG t(:1' IED TO SUICIDE.
London Woman Takes Her Own Lif
for a Trivial Matter.
Legacies have been having ill effect
it London of late. As a sort of sequel t
ate story which was recently reported o
ul arisk;crat.c young Englishman wl
was left a fcrtuno of 8110,000 and ex
changed it all for experience, then
cones to light another pathetically inter
sting case. it is that of Mre. Anni
Hearn, a poor woman of South London
who with her husband had been lett tui
free use of a small room and who w
sa worried by government demands fo
an Inheritance tux of 860, that she finally
ended her life by taking ammonia.
Tho story was told by elicited Hearn
the woman's husband, at the coroner'
inquest, and the man's simple tale is
severe i►dietnr•nt against British official
dont for its pettiness in pressieg the poo
and half-starved couple for the succes
Sion duty. Michael Ilearn himself was
s•i weak and ill when he entered the
witness box that he could not stand.
Ile toldbeen
the court that he had out
of work for three months, and all that
he and his %wife had to live on was two
shillings and sixpence (62 cents) a week.
This, , ht: said, had been given them by a
'Ionian Catholic priest.
Ile said the owner of the house in
which they lived had died recently,
leaving a will by which he and his wife
were to be allowed to live in the small
room they occupied rent tree. While
they were struggling along on the verge
of starvation, the government tax col-
lectors were presing them for the 860
succession duty on the legacy. The wife
was fearfully worried by the government
demands and feared less the officials
should take away the one little room
they had to call their own and turn them
into the street. Completely to blacken
their sky, the heir to the house was also
trying to obtain possession of the room
occupied by the starving couple.
The other day, after weeks of worry
and approaching starvation, the woman
set herself free fromthe hounding tax
collector by drinking some liniment con-
taining ammonia. The jury returned a
verdict of "Suicide during temporary in-
sanity caused by worry and semtetsrva-
non accelerated greatly by worry."
The Most Popular Pill.—The pill is
the most popular of all forms of medi-
cine, and of pills the most popular are
Parmelee's Vegetable Pills, because they
do what It. is asserted they can do, and
are not put forward on any fictitious
latms to excellence. They are compact
nd portable, they are easily taken, they
o not nauseate nor gripe, and they
give relief In the most stubborn cases.
Fond Mother—"How de you like your
new governess, Johnny?" Johnny—"Oh,
1 like her ever so much." "i am so glad
my little hey has a ntce leacher at Iasi.'
Oh, she's awfully nice! She says she
on't care whether i learn anything or
of, so long as father pays her her sal-
ly,"
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s
0
f
et
•e
0
e
u5
r
s
a
r
taken.in water when the syrnptons are
noticed no further trouble will be ex-
perienced.
"Ah, Dick, my lad," remarked a man
who was noted for an objectionable habit
of sponging on his acquaintances,
"fathers upstairs, eh? hope i haven't „
disturbed hire at his dinner?" "Oh, no,"
replied Dick candidly," we were just go-
ing to start when fattier saw you from r.
the window and told mother not to have a
dinner till you had gone!"
SCALD HEAD is a disgusting and obstinate
dist:tee, frequent In children. 'treatment : Per-
Net cleanlfne,s and a generous appl:caftan of d
Weaver' Cerate. Alottts-s will bo glad to learn
this.
Jeweller—"And would you like to put f
the lady's name nn the ring, sir?" Cau- v'
tious Young Man—"Er—well—i think s
year might just put 'To my beloved.'"
WEAK WATERY BLOOD causes much trouble.
Teat tired feeling��ttnd many mare ITC
folow la Its oaks, Wry " Ferrorint." 15 is th
beet tonic to make you strong and well. All
ruggists sell 11.
"\Vhnt do you think is the hest size
or it man?" drawled the lazy swell, whit
•as talking to his physician. "Exercise!"
leerily replied the doctor.
Lots of people are unable to appreciate
rose until they accidentally get into
lose communion with the thorn.
Specific for Rheumatism and Gout —
Prices Run up In London.
For some time past fruiterers, first in
the City, then in the \Vest End. Lon -
den, have been puzzled for an explana-
1'on of thhe phenomenal demand upon
lhenh for apples of any variety.
Now. it has begun to dawn on therm
that hundreds of people nre undergoing
the "apple cure" for rheumatism and
rheumatic gout.
The craze originated on (he Stock Ex-
change some weeks ago, when a popu-
lar "jobber," who had worn Ills arm in
a sling for some time, announced to e
select circle ihat after eating an apple
tee last thing I efore retiring every night
fe- a period of two weeks the painful
"twinges' had completely left him.
The news of the cure sprend like
wildfire and nocturnal apple-tnunchers
can probably now be counted In their
The following Incident Is character -is. lhnusands.
the in illustrating Ilse versatility of police The only drnwbnrk to the extended
force crooks. An official nppointed to the
popularity of the cure Among the turn-
Detective Bureau formed an alliance bran classes Is flat Apples are rather
with a house detective of n Rmndaay expensive at present. Some of the
hotel and two mulatto women. The pre large shops are neking as nnrch ns
vale detective sizing up such guests as
appeared wealthy and wished to see tine
town would set the women on els track
to rob Mtn. On his notifying the house
detective and making a ornplaint, the
latter informed hien that he knew the
very man le bandit) his case. The private nrntie pninc the apple must be eaten
detective then would make n supposed lust before the light is put out In the
investigation, and tell the victim that he bedronin nt night.
could not nfford to hate his name mixed Ttyt Iheere is tine„ while the dlie:•
a
One trial of Mother Graves' Worm Ex- c
crminator will convince you that it has
ren equal as a worst medicine. Buy a
txltie and see if it does not please you.
Magistrate—Mee-ill Do you menn to
soy your husband struck you. and -he
that physical wreck?" Mrs. Maloney—
"Yee, yer honor; but he's only been a
pi;yslcal wreck since he struck rne."
ITCH, elnnge, Prairie Scratches and
every form of contagious Itch in human
or animals cure din 30 minutes by \\'ol-
fords Sanitary Lotion. It never fails.
Sold by all druggists_
Ethel—"You say she is an entertaining
talker?" Caustique—"Oh, my, yes; she
can entertain herself for hours at a
time."
Signals of Danger—Ifave you lost your
appetite? Have you a coated tongue?
Have you an unpleasant taste In the
mouth? Does your head ache and have
you dizziness? if so, your stomach is
out of order and you need medicine.
But you do not like medicine. Ile that
prefers sickness to medicine must suf-
fer, but under the circumstances the
wise man would procure n box of Par-
nmelee's Vegetable Pills and speedily gel
himself In health, and strive to keep
se
Mrs. Prentice—"Ilow do you always
manage to have such delicious beef?"
Mrs. Blinthyrc—"I select a good, honed
butcher, and then stand by hint." Mrs.
Prentice—"You mean that you give hint
all your trade?" Mrs. Rlinlhyre—"Ne:
1 mean that I stand by him while he is
cutting the meal."
It Retains Old and Makes New Friends
--Time was when Dr. Thomas' Ecleetric
(nil had hut a small field of distribution,
but now its • territory is widespread.
These who first ree-griized its curative
qualities still value i1 ns a specific, and
ihreepence apiece for them, while it retains its old friends it is ever
The eating of apples in the morning, making new. It is certain that whoever
nt n general health -promoting hsblt, once uses it will not be without It.
Pne, of course, been indulu'ed In for cen-
turies, but the devotees of the new cure Visitor—"Iloty long are you In for,
declare that in order to vnnquish rhen- my poor man?" Pri;nner—"Dunne.
ma'am.' Visltor--"ilow can that be?"
Prisoner—"it's a life sentence."
lined and soft corns cannot swIthsfand
up with nigger. '.eomel . 'fhts would five organa nre pin -Welly dormant, the Ilolleway's (:urn Cure; it is effectual
"bend aft" the tote r, and the confederate
acrd in the loiiy is attracted to the every time. `Geta bottle at once and
quartette would then divide the loot. le apple. which gradually but completely ' be happy. •
the jeein-dareee fence the detectives nhverha the poison. Persons with very I Simkins : "OM Skinner is considered
�!• • It to any blackgunrdly conduct. They weak digestion' Inc. however. ndvtsed pretty well to do, isn't he?" Timkirss:
lyes,' been known to accept gold swalehes TVI to 're the "Apple cur'." "Yes. Also pretty hnr,1 to do."
Prem Tenderloin prostitutes who had ----- -
rel ted men.
[IOW NOVICES nEco r. Cnoolis.
ff
FOR SALE.
7,000 soros raw land, north Indian Need, Oar.
den of oanadien West, MO acro, 03 acre down,
balaace to suit.
J. O. iIAIUHT, Afoose Jaw, Bask., Boz 1100.
YOUR OVERCOATS
sag faded Suits would loot better dyed. If as
at ears In roar town, onto direct Myes
Montreal, Rea lig
CRITISH AM[RIC 4P4 DYEING CO.
Keeps your body
warm, yet lets
your skin breathe
—knit, not
woven,-
-it Sts,
does PEN -
ANGLE
Underwear.
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Trade-markedln red. In a
variety of styles, fabrics and
prices, for women, men and
hildren, a n d guaranteed.
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CRIMM tW�
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fhouuA pure, hard
Manitoba
Rour for bakers and others demand-
ing strength, color and uniformity.
STRONC&
WHITE
AT YOUR GROCERS
DIALL5ftVERYWHERt iUPPLICD WITH
(1.O1JR A ND rEID. s'RITI VI.
Vt ALSO MAKE 'QUEEN CITY.' A MLANDE° PLAtl$
THAT HAS GAINED GREAT PAVOR ASA GENERAL
INOVI(HOLD'ALL PURPOSES' FLOUR
'Mf CAMPBELL MCLI,IN6C11
TORUN i U JUNCTION
HINT
FOR SALE,
300 LIGHT DYNAMO
In good running order. Bar-
gain for cash.
S. FRANK WILSON,
73 Adelaide Street West, TORONTO.
Do You Want a Home
fu the prosperous West? It so, write as for pat•
ticulars of lauds for sale la the Selkirk District,
within 26 to 40 miles of the city of Winnipeg.
Lowest transportation charges and beat ready
market in the West. First-class soil. No ether
locality offers as gaud opportunities for inorease
In values.
Tilts SELKIRK LAND & INVESTMENT CO.,
Limited, Selkirk, Manitoba
UUEOEC STEAMSHIP COMPANY
LLMITED.
River and Gulf of St. Lawrence,
Summer Cruises in Cool Latitudes
Twin Screw Iron 93. "Campana," with electric,
lights, electric bells and all modern comforts.
RAI19 FROM MONTREAL ON MONDAYS at
1 p.in., 8rd and 17th June, 1st. lath and 294h July,
5th awl 26th August, Rh and 23rd September,
inn fortnightly thereafter for Piotou, N.S., oall-
ng at Quebec, Gaspe, Mal Bay, Peres, ('ape Cors,
Brand River, Sum/net-side, P.I(.l., and Chariot.
*town, P.R.I.
BERMUDA
Summer Excursions, 033, by the new Twin
Screw five 'Bermudian", 5,500 tons. Sailing bmf
fad i9th June, 3rd, 17th and flat July, lath and
Nth Augua ith, lath and 25th September, 6th
bnth and 56th October, Cth. 16th and 17th Novem-
er. Temperature oouled by sea breezes seldom
rises ab,ve 80 dutrreea,
The agent trips of the season /or health and
Watrort.
ARTHUR AHERN, Secretary, Quebec.
A. E. OUTERBRIDGE L CO., Agents,
V Broadway, New York.
4%
On Your Savings
Compounded Quarterly
Send for booklet
BANKING BY MAIL"
it explains how our Savings Department is no
furih. r from you than your nearest mail box.
Capital and Rssery
$2,900,000
THE UNION
TRUST Csort LiM
Temple Building, . Toronto
TM new patrolman's promotion. nay
self -prone -non. depends entirely en his
"making good" with the methn,ls of the
AGE FENCES
system. At any bine he must be rendy Iilta%e of RIRb Carbon Wire,—well prove It to Toa Conarty_t�of crimped. This
to commit perjury for a brother officer. ee stil1 stronger in Ferric* is stay, tans 'WHITS HITS over beavy
Fines are of little or no effect since om- was 15 • A O & -MINA F L i. C It COMPANY. L I M I T && D .
WEAR BEST"
8alvseltttta_rost proof. Ittpsrlseae4 dealer, to eraet 11. Leads all int sales11M —as la limit. Oat illustrated booklet and 1aii prices before baying
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