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town,"
turned
hough
it, as"
glance
know
'r she
ined
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u, Mr.
it you
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it has
by a
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iu last
iId be
that—
been
at I—
t say -
Miss
on of
ldeied
frank -
lance,
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good
IA a
0
nlf
ked
one
gaunt
ons, and
resented her-
self. There was something apparently
terrifying in this figure, because St.
John found That the three other men
slopped dead short in the middle of the
avenue, and that Dorothy stopped with
them.
Meantime, the binocular had been laid
aside and tho sash flung upwards.
Across tho mild August air a voice that
would not have disgraced a drill -ser-
geant rang with a startling force:
"Dorothy! what means this indecent
display? Have you forgotten this is the
sabbath?"
She took no notice whatever of the
stricken men. iter steady glare seemed
to go right through them, as though
they were not. This they all felt to be
trying.
" Why, no, Auii ie," said Dorothy
meekly. "You sec we've all just cornu
from church. It was there I met—"
She paused, and by an eloquent ges-
ture pointed out the trembling young
men around her.
"I shall countenance no such ungodly
thing as callers on the Day of Rest,"
said Miss Aylmer, senior, In enormous
capitals. "Whoever (hose persons may
be, l refuse to receive them in my house.
Go homer waving her mittened hand
majestically. "Go (tome at oncel Quit
my premises!"
With this. and without more ado, she
slammed down tho window:' -sash with a
resounding hang, lowered the blind in-
dignantly, and retired from view.
Dead silence ensued. St. John, who
was conscious of having groan exceed-
ingly red, looked nervously at Dorothy
to see how she was bearing up under
this 'nest unfortunate contretemps. If
he expected to find her writhing in the
throes of shame and embarrassment ire
was soon extraordinarily enlightened;
was quite prepared to pity her, In
her, so tar as lay in his power, out
painful dilemma, but one glanee
as : dent to dispel all thought
r Such kindly Inlcr•en-
bending alightly Por-
n herself up a prey
ntir. There
grin
eyes
that
her
y
'm temper -proof. i
illy. "lo rouse roe.
you because you are
with a little sapient
r three young men.
, and now nothing sur-
ou can't imagine what
is, when it conies to a
such as took place just
re all quite aware that there
days when Auntie will not
any price. This," with an -
irrepressible laugh, "is ono
Unfortunately, we never know
e attack is canting on, or 1
have been able to worn you. I
rry," with a pretty contrite :mile,
t sho should have been 'taken lord;
elty calls il, on this, your first day,
believe me, you have gained some -
ng by getting rid of her so easily.
d now go away. do, all of you, or 1
11 get a lecture the length of all your
ms put together."
Obedient to her command, they
dwindled away slowly one by one. St.
Jelin remained to the last. He had a
question to ask that he felt he could
not take home with him unanswered.
"You told me you would be my Men -
ter," he said. "Instruct ole before I go
in ono small mailer. I met Miss Row-
ton to -day. Where. does she live now?
Alone, at Ryelands?"
"Miss Rowton?" Dorothy stared at
him as if only half understanding.
"There is no Miss newton now, and
Ryelands is a thing of the past save for
four gaunt walls." Then a light broke
in upon her. "Cecil! you mean," sire
said. "13u1 you are all wrong there.
Shc is no longer Miss Anything. She
is the lion. Mrs. Vereker!" ?
0
ked
tion.
doesn't
and youth
gether with -
lents taking
en."
you!" said tier
• CIiArerER III.
Mrs. Mackenzie's roses were looking
their loveliest on the splendid attenuant
she had chosen to re -introduce to the
country her new -old friend, as she in-
sisted on calling St. John, who hardly
cared for the appellation; she seemed,
Indeed, to throw a touch of sarcasm
into it. He was on the brink of thirty,
and it was as though she would perpetu-
ally remind him that youth would nr;l
last for ever, and that ho was standing
or. the borderland that divided it from
middle age, from that slags of life
when one becomes conscious that there
Is a past!
With youth there is naught but the
present, except it be a mysterious, de:
licious thought or two about an ideal
future. With age all is past (in every
sense of the word), and there is no-
thing reliable, not even the future,
which, even if obtained, holds out uo
prospect of pleasure.
Mrs. Mackenzie was a clever, per-
haps a rather unpleasant old lady, but
the certainly liked St. John, and be-
lieved hint an acquisition to the rather
mawkish society around, and deemed
it high Ihne that ho should settle down
amongst them. and marry, end have
heirs, as all respectable people do.
She had two nieces—"The Mackenzie
girls" as they were universally called—
who were glad enough to stay with
her the greater port of every year, their
lather's parsonage holding high rank
amongst the uncomfortable places on
the earth. They were what rude people
called "terrible girls." 'Tall, ugly—
plait, at all events (1 believe there is
no such thing as an ugly woman now -
a -days), with two of the most remark-
able noses it could be your luckless fate
1 t see --sandy flair, and a Thin veneer
et kIndliness and charity that was quite
insuflicient for the concealment of the
bitterness That lurked beneath. To one
of (hese nieces It was Mrs. Mackenzies
dream to see St. John wedded. 1f the
laws of the country had permitted of
his espousing both, she would have -e-
gnrded Ilial wall even more loving eye.
There was quite a goodly gathering
el the Grange on This particular day.
here was Colonel Scott, a continued
bachelor, tiea►ntng away amongst
girls, with n tare as red as a sun-
, end a smile that stretched his
ly mouth from car to ear. There
Dobby Rlair. n friend and cousin
John's, who had conic down with
and who ran the colonel very
Wilt' the girls, and, indeed, at the
I, moment, was dislinguish!ng
and utterly routing that fascia -
ran by the extreme delicacy
t he balanced himself on the
he fminlnin, and thrummed
dley" on a real rine origini:l
V were a little depressed,
wise he hadn't been able to
face, but. so far as it went,
was 11 great success.
iris than surround -
d through
ries, and
1 the pri-
I be seen,
rally wits a
beside them,
11 is courts 1110 -
Ing fought, and
ww• re teals that
sugar ina%cs In
to sun, in which
other cups, 011(1.
Ight desire wes
Mackenzie jus-
t ono of
the
h-
•
held a little court cf
as independent of stray
red to him softly, as
side for a moment, that
tt•ould not lose sight of
a haughty spirit went be-
nd
o-nd try to keep humble. She
too, that it behoved him to
mspectly, and with his eyes
und, as, in the present lack -
stale of the laws in England,
were not openly acknowledged.
had laughed at her, und was quit
are haat all her saucy whisperings
ere only meant to bring that scowl to
Farquhar's dank face; but to truth le.
had hardly heard her. Just then he had
seven s•uneone sitting over there Lrneaih
the burLerry bushes, that were weighed
down with their wealth of yellow
bloom, and he had thought for nothing
else.
It was Mrs. Vereker. They had met
once or twice since that first Sunday
in the churchyard, and he had become
aceusto:ned lo see her in many colors;
but never until now without them. She
was dresseJ in a plain white cambric
gnwn, without n suspicion of blue or
pink, or maize anywhere. It seemed the
simplest of gowns, yet the experienced
eye could see at a glance That it never
was mado out of Paris, and that the
few little scraps of loco that lay in it
here and there were priceless. This
charming costume was crowned by a
i•ig white hat, rather of the coal -scuttle
typo.
ll struck St. John, as h.' moved near-
er to her, that she was singularly pate
to -day, paler even than was her wont.
Her eyes looked larger, darker, and —
though the idea seemed absurd to him
frightened. The red lips, too, betrayed
more openly that suspicion of nielan-
choly that had suggested itself to hI!n
nn first seeing her, and that had some-
how fascinated him more Than all the
radiance of her beauty. Ile was a •man,
indce.I, strangely alive to impressions
cf this sort—tender-hearted,- honest and
ever ready to be touched by real dis-
tress in roan or child or woman.
Ile could hardly fail to see that she
looked nervous, restless, and anticipa-
tory. From time to lime she turned
her head from right to left and back
again, as though expecting, but not
desiring, the approach of someone. St.
John was Mill a good way from her
when ho saw this expectancy die, end
the dark, troubled eyes concentrate
themselves upon some object that to
Lnn as yet was unknown.
Her pallor died too, and a hot and 11 -
most cruel color 'Ironed into her face.
It dyed cheek and throat and brow and
gave hint the idea that for the moment
she was suffocating. She seemed, too,
to shrink• a little; and yet she bent de-
liberately forward, and compelled her
unwilling features to forst themselves
Into a smile, the saddest St. John
thought he had ever seen.
What could it mean? Ile had paused
somewhat in his easy stride towards
her, and now locked in the direction
her eyes had token. There he sew a
man emerging from one of the tents,
who, with a rather indifferent air, was
walking direct towards Mrs. Vereker.
That it might bo Mr. Vereker never for
a moment suggested itself to St. John.
It was stupid of hhn if you will, but
60 it Was.
Ile was a middle-sized man, powerful-
ly built, with a remartcably repulsive
expression. ft W1IS mol so much the
thick, roddened features that displeas-
e,: you. or tho dark and hideous hair,
that was fast d'sappearing from the
bald, prominent forehead, or the cun-
ning malice of the small light -blue eyes,
but the air of insolent mastery that dis-
tinguished the entire figure and shone
most conspicuously in the slow walk,
%nigh was obviously aggressive.
tact now, added to all these other
charms, a clash of sullenness was
thrown in that heightened each. As he
reached Mrs. Vereker, he paused and
bent slightly over her, and muttered
something to which she aparently made
no answer.
ile wearied a moment and then went
on, much to St. John's unacknowledged
relief. He was some disagreeable ac-
quaintance no doubt, some fellow be-
longing to the country, whom it was
Impossible quite to ignore. ile was
glad the stranger had seen the wisdom
of mot continuing the conversation with
Per, ns, if he had, he, St. John, would
have kit it his duty to Interfere, con-
sidering the very unpleasant condition
in which it had serrated to him that the
repulsive -looking guest decidedly was.
(To be Continued.)
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SPOTS WEi3E THERE.
A women with an exceptionally clear
complexion recently at for her photo-
graph. On receiving the proof she
stook 1t back to the artist and com-
plained of a number of small spots on
the ince which marred an otherwise
!ierfect picture. The photographer was
tat a less to necount for this, an exam -
Mallon of the negative failing to give
the slightest clue to the source of
trouble. A fortnight later an eruption
of spots broke out on the woman's face.
Which proved In he the first outward
symptoms of a very rever'o attack of
smallpox.
DANGER LESSENED.
"Lock here! Ain't ye got any tetter
sense than In be smoking whilst we're
handling these 'ere kegs of powder?'
exclaimed a son of Erin to a fellow
countryman. "Don't you know that there
was nn explosion yesterday, which blew
up n dozen men?"
"Faith, but that could never happen
Isere 1'
"\\'try not?"
"Nesse there's only two of LS on Iti's
job."
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TIlI' K \!SEIt e SERWA\ rS.
The German Eai era• hes more ser-
vants in his employ than any other
monarch. :altogether they number over
0.000, about Iwo -thirds of them being
woolen.
f
Nn Furl 14 really in the
til she begins 10 get
d one.
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144 -
DEVELOPING BREEDING SI IEEP.
Truly sheep -raising is a branch of
;arming in which comparatively few
farmers are engaged, writes Mr.
\l. C. 'teener. Yet them are many
good reasons why sheep should be
raised on farms. In the first place,
it is well known to all fanners
that there aro ninny untillublc
;pots on the farm that form the seed-
beds for the innumerable injurious weeds
Om farmer has to contend with. As
sheep aro iho best foragers of all farm
animals, it is for the purpose of keeping
down the weeds that wo raLsn sheep.
Then, loo, there is also a revenue de-
rived from the wool and mutton pro-
duct.
In starting to develop a flock of wool
and mutton producers, the ewes need
not be puro bred. They must, however,
all be of the low set, compact, blocky
type and of uniform quality. They
should not bo bred until the second
year, by which time they are strongly
developed and will throw strung,
healthy lambs. 1 prefer ewes of the
Shropshire type, as the breed is unex-
celled as a wool and mutton producer.
They should also bo grade ewes, though
not necessarily pure-bred, showing the
characteristics of this breed.
The selection of the ram Is the most
important thing connected with sheep -
raising. Ho is half the flock and on him
rests its destiny. Under no consideration
should a grade ram bo used. He must
bo pure bred. The difference in price
will bo money well invested. Ile should
be typical of the breed ono wishes to de-
velop and should hove the breed charac-
teristics.
Severely culling and breeding only to
strong, healthy sires are the two essen-
tials for developing a profitable (lock of
breeding sheep. In culling a flock, all
ewes not of the proper type should be
disposed of, thus bringing the flock as
near to a uniform type as possible.
As the mating season approaches the
ewes must be in good condition. Where
il can bo conveniently done the ram
should be separated from the ewes dur-
ing the day time, letting him run with
them only at night. By following this
plan, he can be given the extra feed and
care necessary to maintain his vigor and
vitality. 1 generally breed the ewes not
later than November. This insures the
lambs getting weTI started before the
flock is put to pasture in the spring.
The management of the ewes from
breeding time until lambing time is of
considerable importance. They require
proper shelter, food and care to keep in
good condition and also bring strong,
healthy iambs. A shed or outbuilding
protected from the cold north winds will
be sufllcient for shelter, provided It can
be closed during stormy weather.
(loots, either turnips or mnngels, clover
hay and oats forst an excellent ration
fur breeding ewes. These fed in judi-
cious quantities will bring the flock suc-
cessfully through the breeding and
lambing season. Salt and water should
be within easy access at all times of the
year.
The ewes require some attention at
lambing time. They should be removed
from the rest of the flock until the young
lambs are strong enough to help them-
selves. As soon as the flock is put to
pasture, they require practically no outer
feed. The lambs should be separated
from the ewes early in the fall and fed
grain of some kind to keep them grow-
ing. The early fall rains are detrimental
t a the young lambs, and they should,
therefore, bo protected from them as
much as possible. 'i ue chief aim during
the first year Is to keep them in a
healthy growing condition.
LIVE STOCI( NOTES.
Sound feet are the basis of a good
horse. You cannot keep them in such a
condition if you permit them to stand
in a filthy btable.
The work of agricultural colleges has
definitely demonstrated that the most
profltnhle ago to fatten cattle is while
they are still young. The older Vie ani-
mal the more food is required to pro-
duce a given gain.
Select ttto breed that is adnpled to
your conditions, purposes and markets.
You may be a natural lover of good
pure-bred stock, then you will almost
ct.rtainly stake a success, but 1f you
Think only of the big prices sonic ant -
mals sell ter somewhere and your de-
sire for pure-bred animals ends with the
expectation that the future progeny of
your herd will bring similar figures,
teen go slow.
Don't whip n shying horse, for it will
never induce it to approach the object
it shies at. \Whipping a shying horse
makes, matters worse, for. besides fear-
ing the object, it becomes much excited
mer the whipping, often resulting in
fatal necidents. If your horse stiles,
talk to it and coax it; if need bo, get out
of the wagon and pet il. Lead it to the
object it stiles at. and let it have n good
look at it, let it smell and sniff the ob•
je:t if it likes. The next time it meets
the object it will pay no attention to it.
FARM NOTES.
Tats and observations have proved
that wade tires are n benefit to country
roads. while the narrow tires ore road
destroyers. Wide tires act ns rollers,
compacting the track, while narrow ones
only cut up the roadway.
Many fanners labor too hard end ton
many hours a day. Conditions may
scent to compel 11 often, but it is ques-
tionable whether anything is ever
gained by it. Farmers should think of
these things. Each should investigate
his own condilkms, surroundings, hab-
its, rte., and discover where improve-
ment cnn be made.
Don't invest any money in gold mines.
coffee plantations, copper works and
the like. thousands of miles frons your
hone. end mnnnged by men you have
never seen. Ry Inking this advice you
may poseibly miss the opportunity of
getting enormously rich. but It is alto-
_ gether likely that by heeding it you will
save money.
spinster class The harvests are all over: the crops
angry when base been marketed or hew been got
ready for say • rad 11 1s easier Dow to
MINMIM
reckon up the year's business than at
any other time. Winter used to Le re-
garded as a season of inactivity on tha
farm—a fallow time not only for the
land, but for man as well. 11 Ls not So
now. 'The merchant in town dues not
like a dull season. Ito wants to see busi-
ness driving the entire twelve months.
for that means greater profits. It is the
same with the modern farmer. 'There is
something doing every month in the
year, though life is not so strenuous now
as in June and July; but, with the dairy
and the sheep and the advance prepara-
tions for the spring campaign, none is
idle.
SEA GULLS OF SHETLAND.
II:ow People Look After the Die Birds
—Only Tree on the Island.
Up a little 1x110 of 1.erwirl:'s one street
There is a garden. At feast it is sun en-
closed sleace. In the middle of this
kpace is a tree. It is nut a very tall
'tree; you could, in fact, loss a biscuit
over its branches, but still 1t is a tree
—the only tree in Shetland. And Shet-
land is proud of it. Children who sre
t•rought for the first time to sec the
keoldcrs of one st,ected Lerwick are
shown this tree. This is not fiction. 11
is the only tree in Shetland, says l+te
1-cndoii Express.
As there are no trees In Shcllmtd,
there are no birds, except, of course, the
seagulls, which you can nu ober by the
thousand. The seagulls are lite sl or -
tows of Lerwick, and as such they have
h greater share in the town's life than
have the sparrows of London. In the
'morning time you will note that a sea-
gull bits on every chimney pot. Sea -
'gulls hover over every roof in the
town.
The air Ls full of their• strange, high,
plaintive, haunting cries. Their sad,
Shrill, long drawn cries are to Lerwick
hs the chattering of sparrows or the
'cawing of rooks aro to us in England.
livery house has its own familiar sea -
and every street its own hand of
seagulls. They never nix. The chit -
Wen In each house have pet names for
Their own particular seagulls and, hav-
ing culled Them by those armies, they
feed them every day. And each seagull
knows what is meant for hint.
No seagull attached to one house ever
keeks to cat the food scattered from the
house next door. IIo does not dare; the
'other gulls would kill hire. So all day
long the seagulls hover and call over
the roofs of Lerwick. The people of the
town, if They come across a little pile
of rice laid upon the roadway, step over
it with care. They know that it is
placed there for some seagull. And at
night the seagulls leave (heir own ap-
jtointed chimney pots and fly graceful-
ly away to their resting places on the
locks cf the isle of Noss.
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HOW TO READ CHARACTER.
Tell -Tale Indications Whiclh are Easily
Distlnenished.
Teeth L'iat are long and not narrow de-
note large, liberal views, strong pas-
sions, and heroic virtues; if they are
long and narrow a weak character is de -
'noted. Evenly growing teeth show a
better disposition and better developed
'mind than those that crowd and over-
lap.
Long noses are cautious and prudent;
short ones (Impulsive and joyous.
Deep -colored eyes, with welt -arched
tills, both upper and lower, show a
truthful amt affectionate nature. An
'eyebrow slightly curling at the outer
tdge indic•atee a jealous nature.
There is a whole world of tell -tole In-
dications in the apex of the car. 1t
It lies clue to the head the owner pos-
sesses a relined nature. But if the top
starts away from the heed at a well-de-
fined angle that person has nn uneven
disposition and is not to be relied upon.
It n girl's thumb lies flat or drops a
little, mental submission to tine master
lutist i; indicated. If the thumb has ra
lendert•y to stand at right angles to he
hand, the damsel owning it is head -
Strong. A parson of weak chnrar_ttr has
a pendent thumb; the strung character
'tans a string, erect thumb.
Fingers which ha nil bed:wward mean
'powerful determination. If they are
round, etrcnght, both physicist and men-
ial, is indicated. Stubby fingers ore
'tiresping fingers. Finger -nails that are
%sounded shcnv refinement; if long and
tattier square at the top, firmness and
1nergy are denoted.
PF.IIFUME (,t IISE.
A Paris physician has started a clinic
ter fn,hionnble patients. in which the
treatment is entirely curried on with
perfumes. Ile has discovered that cer-
tain perfumes, If constantly used, have
a 'nuked effect upon the constitution,
enol more Umnl That, they have n strong
lx,wer over the mental and ner•ons sys-
tem. For Instance, the continual use of
'geranium gives audacity and self-con-
fidence, niint gives the user a clear busi-
ness head, opopanax brings on mad-
ness, rrssia leather encourages indo-
'lence. verbena stimulates n sense for
',he fine nuts, and violet predisposes to
tlevoUon. -
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STRIKING MATCH ST.\TISTiI;S.
It is e-linialed that the !vatted Kin::-
Uom manages to consume 5(0,000,($tO
matches a day, which conies out al
'nl oiit twelve for every mon, wemnn,
end child. Smokers probably necouni
Nor the greater number, so That they
'will be interested to know that about
siinely Ions of wood are used up in the
Cain of malelies every day, or about
60.000 tons n year. If one days con-
i~urnption of rnatehes were placed end
to end. they woldd extend for n ohs.
fence of about 15,010 miles. Sweden
end Norway, where matches nre rnnde
In enormous qunntittes, export over 25.-
000 tont of wooden matches every year.
in Frnnce, where the tax on matches
nverng;es eight cents per inhabitant, the
consumption Is Comparatively small.
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F1NANr.I.\1.I.1' POPFI.:1R.
"Why do yar suppose 'tint Hamlet,
the most difficult of Shaheepcare's
plays, is the r,ne most pepn!nr wool ac-
tors?"
"ilecnuse the ghost ways walks in
i."
A NEW RAGE OF PEOPLE
THE MIEN AM) WOiII.N ARE. SMALL
IN SI VIVRE.
AreCe Natives Who /lave Never Seen
M'hito Men — Condirieses Are
Primitive.
Mail despatches received at Queens-
town from, \i:torta, B. C., contain an
account of the discovery on Prince Al-
bert Laud, in the Arctic Ocean, of a
strange people who had newer seen
while men, and who lived under most
primitive conditions, and were armed
with rude copper knives, bows and ar-
rows.
The discovery of these people was
made by Captain Klinkinberg, of the
stearal whaler Olga, while his vessel
was wintering in the ice, and ho com-
municated the nature of his find to the
officers of the British revenue cutter
'Dhotis, who brought tate news to Brit-
ish Columbia.
Captain Klinkinberg, who has had a
long experience in the command cf
whalers in Arctic waters, and is a very
staring man, declded to proceed on a
hunting and exploration expedition in-
land, and induced some Eskimos to ac-
company hint. Tho party were armed
With rifles, and when they had travel-
led a distance of 250 miles in a north-
westerly direction over the snow they
discovered traces of people who fled at
their approach.
VILLAGE OF 600.
Captain K'Inkinberg rucceedcd In
overtaking them, and found that they
numbered about 150. When they saw
him and his party they came forward
in a rather threatening manner. They
were awned with roughly -made copper
knives .and bows and arrows.
Fearing an attack, the captain order-
ed the rifles of his small party to be
levelled at the natives. This had the
effect of frightening them. One, who
apparently was the chief of the natives,
then advanced towards the captain and
Lerg doing likewise.
Thep became friendly, and subsequent-
ly Captain Klinkinberg learned by signs
frotn an old woman who came front
Prince William Land that the natives
had never seen white people before. IIe
proceeded with the natives, and found
n village with about 600 people in it.
Tho sole ►neons of subsistence was by
hunting and fishing.
NOT UGLY PEOPLE.
The dress of these strange people was
not like those of other Eskimos, but
was somewhat similar to that worn Ly
the Greenland natives. 1l wns mado rf
soft tanned skins sewed together with
deer sinews. Their winter houses were
of sod, with n lining of skins, and quite
different to slinpe from those of other
known tribes in the Arctic regions. Tha
natives are nomadic.
The utensils in the huts were of the
most primitive description, in the main
fashioned from bone, and some froin
native copper. The only articles seem-
ingly brought from civilization which
Captain Klinkinberg could discover in
the village was a piece of steel, with iho
end of it beaten into a spearhead. This,
he believed, had been found near the
coast, and belonged to some ship. The
men and women were small In stature
and in features not ugly. Captaln Klin•
kinberg considers them an Intelligent
people.
TRAMPS ENJOY THEMSELVES.
Break Into (louse Whose Owners Had
Gone on a Visit.
From the secluded Hampshire Village
c•f
Idsworth, England, comes an amus-
ing story of the escapade of two tramps.
At Iliierden's Farm, Idsworth, 1!v4
G A. Brown and itis sister. On Sat.
urday they closed up their house and
went away for a week -end. Soon af-
ter the rightful occupants of the farm-
house had departed there came upon
the scene two tromps, who, finding lila
house empty and well provisioned, set-
tled down for a comfortable week -end.
They first of all raided the inrder and
made a hearty meal. Then they went
to bed, each selecting a comfortable
room. Next morning the tramps rose,
bathed, and shoved themselves. Then
they dressed, choosing two of Mr.
Brown's most slyttsh sulks, hanging:'
u( their own lettered garments In the
pince of those appropriated.
The next proceeding was to ransack
the house from top to bottom. They
took over $1.0 In money, and, clearing
up all that was entable and drinkable,
the two self -invited guests left the farm-
hcuso and slarted "on the road" again.
Being smnrtly dressed and well sup-
plied with money, they were looked up-
on at the public houses They called at
es Iwo well-to-do men, the more so as
they invited every one to drink with
therm.
On arriving in Petersfield the couple
went to nn ina. where they represented
themselves to he sword and wvntch
swallowers, who had heen performing
In Portsmouth. Ry way of substantiat-
ing this, one of tho;n swallowed a we -
non's watch, which he hail stolen from
the farmhouse, and also a watch lent
to him by one of the company.
Upon returning home on the Sunday
night, Mr. Brown found that his house
had hey n broken into. lie at once gnvo
irforntntion to the police, who institut-
ed a search. which resulted In the ova
tramps, who were still wearing (heir
borrowed plumes and passing ns wwell-
(( 410 gentlemen, being erresled of Alder-
shot. (loth niers ere now under rei;nnd
in the police cells at Petersfield.
of
TOO SCIENTIFIC.
"Why doesn't that scientific lecturer
introduce home humor into his popular
lesttire -?"
"I suppose beenuse he has ton niwh
respect for the attraction of gravity."
Tommy : "Whet docs the paper
mean by cnlling Mr. Sherpley nn eight
be ten business man ?" '1'.'s f !her •
'"one It Mean, he Is not 'sully
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