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GL\SATears a� suffering
s
Un e teyw, thought to be
eorsutt P
ll And doomed to a death
ttom�altly gh perhaps slow, was 111-
tlecu Modern scientific knowledge
anged all that. It Ls now known
at tuberculosis taken in time is quite
amenable to treatment, and Indeed often
gets well of itself without any specinu
effort nn the part of patient or physician.
The modern treatment is mainly ell-
matic, that is to say, a removal, if pos-
sible, to some part of the world where
the climattc conditions are such that
the patient can pass most of his time
in the open air. But if this were all
that Is needed Ike question would he n
much more simple one than it really
Is. 1l Is indeed the stain, but not the
only thing.
11 is desirable also that the place of
residence of the consumptive shall be
dry, sunny, and free from high winds
and dust. Whether it shall be in the
mountains or near sea -level, in the so-
othed temperate zone or In the tropics,
Is n matter to lie determined by circum-
stances. S mo persons prefer warm
air to cold; others suffer from heal am!
feel wall in cold weather. Naturally the
patient's inclinations are to be consulted
In such a case, for it would be cruel and
disastrous to send a lover of the tropics
tc winter in Minnesota, and equally
cruel to compel a snowbird to live in
the West Indies.
A climate that will be beneficial !n
one stage of the disease may be harm-
ful in enol ' evatcd regions, for
rule only 'or
early stages
,rlitioi at a
.ent has had
ee. jes. At a very
'• .�`‘eseeimate, however
•#_•.ire for the fatigue
• a long journey, ant
ly place.
11 that can be said for the
nt of consumption, the
e open air, and that one
the trouble and expense
simply keeping windows
night. It is harder to fol -
en -air treatment in a large
• t is in Colorado or southern
or Jamaica, but it can be
no one need forego lis bene -
there are windows in walls,
there is space in which to
tent.—Youth's Companion.
FOR THE IIOME NURSE.
The home nurse should have fresh,
cle:in we-hgowns, but without enough
starch to make them rattle. They should
clear the floor by several inches. (ler
*hoes should be the list shoes worn ry
num—at least they should have rubber
he. Is. tier hair should be simply and
very neatly arranged, and her hands
should be exquisitely cared for.
Creaking shoes. rustling papers, I•)ud
whisperings and similar nerve-racking
sounds are more disturbing to the aver-
age sufferer than the clanging of the
passing err bells or the rattle and roar
of-teeny-bytrains.
Don't allow laud talking. gloomy or
weepy visite:; near the patient. Don't
sigh. frown and scold if things don't go
v you wish Thein to, and, above all, be
cheerful without being loquacious. A
w voice. n serene. "uufussy" manner.
a plea -ant smile are three blessed
•'(•3 for the nurse, amateur or
tie.
atient's bed should he a high
.tw iron col, if possible. as it
.itr for doetur and nurse to
ent than it would be on
should if possible he
f the house. and ad -
.n. If (here is an open
to he put on. wrap the
d paper or in paper
;n on the fire instead
e usual way. This
deal of car -racking
((e , and cleanliness
are ts, !dials that the home
nurse b a s her watchwords.
Pills.
is probably no one in the town
, Ont., who does not know Mr.
G. Robinson, and who will not
acct pt his word when he says
,e. Williams' Pink fills cured
hie • of an obstinate case of kidney trou-
ble latter other treatment had failed to
give him more than temporary relief.
To a reporter of the Star -Tran -script
Mr. Robinson freely gave perm!cion 'o
eubiish a statement of his case in the
hope that his experience might benefit
some other sufferer. Ile said: "I have
suffere.l frau kidney trouble for about
three years. Sometimes my back ached
so severely that 1 was unable to work,
and at tam's it was aint•`st' impossible
for me to straighten up. 1 had to uri-
vale very frequently and often had to
get u!) several times during the night.
Al different limes I was under the care
of doctors, but 1 only got relief for a
time. i also tried a number of medi-
cines and latchache plasters, but none
•:t them helped me and 1 began to think
the trouble could not be cured. One
day during a conversation with a friend
he asked Inc why 1 did not try Dr.
\VI linnee Pink fill.;, saying that he hail
used then( and they had done him much
good. 1 decided to try the pills and 11
was not ling before 1 felt greatly bene-
fited. 1 continued using the pills for
some time longer and 1 um glad to say
that eery vestige of the trouble has
disappeared and 1 ala new as well as
ever. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills have
proved a blessing to me and I gladly
receremend them to anyone similarly af-
flicted."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are the great-
est cure in the world for all the com-
mon ailments of men and women—for
w euknesses and weariness, and hnck-
nchei and headaches of anaemia; all the
heaviness and distress of" indigestion;
all the pairs and aches of rheutnntism,
sriatice and neuralgia, and all the ill
health that follows any disturbance cf
regularity in the blood supply. All
these ailments are caused by bad blood
and hr. Williams' Pink PiILs actually
make new. rich, red blood. They strike
s'raight at the common root of disenee.
But.you must get tho genuine pills with
the full name Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
for Pale People on the wrapper around
each box. Sold at 50 cents a box or six
boxes for $2.50 by all dealers or the
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville,
Ont,
EGYPT'S LANDHOLDERS.
There are an enormous number of
small landholders in Egypt, 5,000.CJ0
acres being cultivated by over 1,000,000
landowners, of whom 6,600 are Euro-
peans, owning, on an avgrage, a little
over 100 acres. Nine hundred and forty
peasants hold under five acres each, or
23 per cent. of the whole cultivated
land; while 12,000 sten of means hove
holdings above fifty acres, their total
being over 2.250,0(10 acres. or 41 per
cent. of the whole; proprietors of be-
tween five and twenty acres having 21
per cent.
TERRIBLE RESULT
OF BLOOD POISON
CIIRONIC l'LCERS AND SORES FOR 9
TEARS — Z:tM-RtK WORKED
A NARVELLOtS CURE.
The wonderful value of Zam-Buk, the
herbal balm in cases of chronic ulcers.
sores, etc., is illustrated by the experi-
ence of Mrs. W. E. Rice, of London
Junction (Ont.). She says.
"For nine years 1 hne been a sufferer
from running sores on my legs caused
by blood -poisoning. 1 had tried every
kind of ointment and salve that 1 had
heard of, but none of them seemed
equal to my case. Last winter 1 wns
worse then ever, and could not bear to
slant! on my feet for five minutes. The
pain was so acute that 1 could not
Lear to have my slippers on.
"i heard of lam-Buk, and decided to
give it a fair trial. Froin first com-
mencing with it It did Inc good, and
it has now cured ole. Whereas before
1 could not stand on my feet for five
minutes at a line, i can now not only
stand, but walk about without feeling
any pain whatever. 1 feel like a new
woman. I have waited to see if the
cure was permanent before making
any alaternent, and now i ant very wil-
ling to give ray testimony. 1 shall b.'
pleased to answer any inquiries, and it
any one cares to come and sea me, I
shall be plca=ed to tell them what Zant-
Bilk has done for Inc."
It le by w .rking surf cures ns the
ahov'e that 7,.vn-Iluk has made for it-
self its world-wide reputation. it is n
certain cure for cols. burns, bruises.
coven. p'mples. running sores, spread-
ing vette. scalp rliecnsea. poisoned
eventide, festering sores. piles, 'Were.
Ind legs, abscesses, boils, ringworm,
rry sip"las, scrofula, barbers rash.
i lsckheads, acne, stiffness. rheumatism,
and all Injured, diseased or inflamed
o•n Minns of skin and tissue. Of rill
druggists at SOe a box. or postpaid from
the 'lain-Buk C.o., Colborne Street, To-
ronto, upon receipt of price. 6 boxes
for $2.`0.
VICTOR...ei ACCESSION.
Charming Little Story Told by '1%'ilhel-
nrina, Countess of Munster.
The nccrssinn of Queen Victoria is
described by the Countess of Munster,
who WAS then nisi( seven years of age.
Her mother one morning threw herself
on heel, he'd and exclaimed. sobbing—
"\Iinn ! the King is dead. We shall
never sec his fnee again."
A shock-weetthrough tire. and young
as I was, 1 conjured up Io' le me that
deer face, the white hair. the indescrib-
able scent of rosetwatcr, which always
pervaded the room wherever he was,
and the kindly voice.
"ulanrlunF' 1 said, "not dear(! Then
ill lake care of us—of England--
popopi
"There is a young Queen now,"
sobbed my poor mother.
"1 don't lien her." 1 said, impnssinn
ately bursting into tears ; "she shu'n't he
my queen," for 1 had dearly loved the
Sailer King.
"Hush !" snid my poor, weeping mo
tiler. "you must not say that, and yot
• must now repeat the words I say after
me. 't.e.d Same the Queen.'"
s "Seeing my dear mother's serious
face. and hearing the word 'God; 1 con
elude( it tins a prnyer, so pulling my
hand; reverently together, I repeated the
words solemnly. Thal is all 1 remember
of the Queen's accession."
n iri.hman entered a New York
(Mice her the purpose of mailing
to his flans re. Ile paused in
bIII
oboned ct.ntaining
"'nn e the wort;
I'oreii;l►.' "Faith,'
n pretty problem.
she lites In the
ener. What teats
tit the letter in the
N
A correspo
Mall sends an act •
recovery of a ba, ng
£240. and the .r of
threepence paid
The bag was et New-
ton Heath Itai,
who at once to.
office. From sub
y a boy,
st property
iiquiries it was
found that the In eve was the property
of a lady who had been on a visit to
Newton heath, and who did not miss
the bag until she arrived at Victoria
Station, Manchester. She duly reported
the loss, but could give no idea where
she had lett her properly.
After recovering her gold the lady
rewarded the finder with threepence.
—4
A Cure for Cosliveness.—Costiveness
comes Iron: the refusal of the execre-
tory organs to perforin their duties regu-
larly from contributing causes usuuity
disordere.l digestion. Parmelee's Vege-
table !'ills, prepared on scientific prin-
ciples, are so compounded that certain
ingredients in them pass through tate
stomach and act upon the bowels so
ns to remove their torpor and arouse
there to proper action. Many thou-
sunds are prepared to hear testimony
to their power in this respect.
REVOLUTIONS IN PAPERMAKING.
English Company Will Make Paper
From the Papyrus.
Reviving a thousand -year-old Indus-
try, a band of capitalists and scientiels
or Englund are going. to introduce a
formidable competition into the paper-
making of both the United States and
Gi eat Britain. These men won't care
whether the forests of the world are
in the hands of a paper trust or not; for
they are going to manufacture news
and book as well as wallpaper and kind-
red articles out of papyrus.
The papyrus farms will be in Egypt.
The cultivation of this plant has been
extinct ter over 1,0`)0 years. The papy-
rus reeds, at first, will L•e brought to
England and made into pulp in an
English mill until sufficient trade has
been worked up. Then the papyrus
syndicate will build its own mills In
Egypt and ship the pulp.
H. E. Winter, secretary of the new-
ly -formed papyrus syndicate, in an in-
terview gave ninny interesting details.
"Twenty million dollars worth of pa-
per alone is made in England annually.
We shall produce a better quality , f
paper and sell it at a much cheaper
price. The present sources of supply
for the parer trade are being used up
rapidly. Only recently Norway had to
legislate 10 prevent tate depletion of its
forests. Canada and the United Slates
will soon folb.w suit.
"We have for some years been work-
ing on our scheme. Smedley Norton,
the author and explorer, was commis-
sioned to revive the seventh century
papyrus reed. The Nile grass, common-
ly known ns papyrus, is not the real
tleng. Mr. Norton discovered some true
1-.npyrlu seeds in remote parts cf
Syria and Palestine nenr the River Jor-
dan and Sea of Galilee and cultivation
was begun.
"We have now an immense tract ( t
land situated nn the Nile In Egypt. C.
R Clarke, the botanienl expert of Kew
Gardens, has cern:led that our plants
are tee real papyrus. After exhaustive
eeperiments, Dr. Querin \Veiriz, con-
sulting chemist and analyst to the. Pa-
permakers' Association of Grent Britain,
has produced the most admirable pulp.
1 committee of experts has outlined
for us all the methods of cultivation
and paper mnnufaeturing and we are now
going nhend. Papyrus grows in water
fiom seven to ten feet high. We gather
three clops a year. Our land is ir-
rigated by the Nile and is only plowed
every five years.
"\Ve will login manufachrre of paper
le the spring when we will have 100.-
000
00:000 tons of papyrus ready for tate
market. Experiments have proved that
the yield of papyrus pulp. after bleach-
ing.'is much larger than esparto pulp
and exceedingly strong. We expect lo
use it for the manufacture of all the
things nnw being made nut of paper.
Our propnsition is one which will nmar•k
a tremendous revelation in tho paper
trade."
A woman tvhn-se t throat had troubled
het fnr a long time grew impatient at
tits ale w pr.,grees she was making and
e• iisulted her doctor. "\la,latn, i can
never cure you of this throat trouble
unless you stop talking and give your
throat a complete rest," said the medirn.
"Oh, doctor;" object. d the patient, "talk-
ing °ain't effect me! I'm very careful.
never ti -e harsh language!"
Many inherit weak lungs, and as dis-
ease usually assails the weal:est point,
Mese Iorsons are continually exposed
to attacks of cold and pulmonary dis-
turI nnceo. The speedy use of sickle's
Anti Consumptive Syrup will be found
a preventative and a prntection,
strengthening the organs so that they
aro not so liable to derangement from
exposure or abrupt atmospheric chang-
es. B!ckh•'s Syrup Is cheap and glad.
The huge guns of modern navies can
only be fired about seventy -Ove thaw
Infers they are worn out.
mob
sns o tho
mea + 1
the nr3t; CITES DILA EASILY?
w whereat BinLy's
pt the mother al-
ways feels a sen of security. These
Tablets cure colic, indigestion, consti-
pation, simple fever, diarrhoea, teeth-
ing troubles and other minor ailments
of babyhood mud childhood. (baby's
Own 'tablets always do good—they can-
not possibly do harm. Thousands of
mothers keep these Tablets in the house
and use no other medicine for their
children. Mrs. \\'m. Brown. Deer ('ark,
Toronto, says: "1 Ilnd Baby's Own Tab-
lets of the greatest help to my little one
and would not lc without then!." Sol•l
by all ntedic•ine dealers or by moil et
2.: cents a box front The lir. Williams'
Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
TIIoT SORE?
COAL BURNED BY STEAMSHIPS.
There are ninny ships which burn
from 103 to 300 Ions of coal per day, the
lowest consumption being \viten the ves-
sel is going nt n moderate rate. British
men -of -Pier elm not consume so much in
proportion us swift passenger steamers
which ply between Europe and America,
for, unless in an emergency, they aero
not driven at the highest attainubk'
speed. The ocean passenger steamers
often burn from 2,500 to 3,501) tons dur-
ing u passage lusting six to seven days.
.4 —
RILEtNS RESTORE A PROMINENT
C.N.tl►I.eN ARTIST.
One of the most impressive cures • 1
Indigestion and allied ailments ever
reported has just bee'i effected by [(l-
eans. The subject is Mr. Arthur R.
Hand, the prominent nriist leacher of
painting on china, le:ml mer, glass, etc.
residing at 2 \Voodgreen Place, Toton-
tu
As a teacher of painting, Mr. (land
has made for himself a wide reputa-
tion, but his work was Inlfricrt'd with
considerably by Beale attacks of diges-
tive disorder. lie says:
"1 suffered aeo iie, for months pre-
vious to Inking [Means, resorted to all
kinds of remedies, but found only tem-
porary r. lie 1. The indigestion came en
quite suddenly. soon rafter eating, and
caused me terrible pain. There was n
constant feeling of uncomfortable full-
ness In the stomach. pains in Ute chest
end under the shoulder blades and rift-
ing and belching of gas.
I had constipation so badly that no
medicines see;aed to have any effect on
tine b)wels. 1 dieted n great deal, but
the slightest foo'l brought the same dis-
tress. After laking n few !Means 1 ex-
perienced case rind conifer' atter meals,
sc I purehnsed n supply of this vege-
table remedy and left all othee'remedies
alone. silents cured nae. Now my food
digests very nicely and my bowels act
quite naturally.
"In a few months, through the use .:f
Btlenn;, sty weight increased from 125
to 165 pounds. This increase, too, is
not useless fat, but sound, healthy
flesh."
N it only Inc Indigest?on, but for con-
stipation. piles, general debility, anae-
mia, female ailments, rheumatism, blood
impurities, liver and kidney complaint.
headache. dizziness, wind, etc.. !Means
arra widely recommended. They are
i.urely herbal and do not merely re-
lieve these ailments—they cure them
permanently. All druggists sell !blears
at 50c. a Lox. or post free from the Bil-
eaan Co., Toronto. on receipt of price.
0 boxes for $2.50.
Attorney—"Yoe clan sue him for
breach of promise, madam; but It scenes
!o me preposterous to claim fifty thou-
sand dollars damages." Fair Client—
"I want to get so heavy a judgment
against hire that he'll just have to marry
nn'—the scoundrel!"
THE ART OF GLOVE -CUTTING.
The cutters of the greet glove houses
in Ilruesels anti In Franrt' earn even
higher wages Ihnn the cutters of lire
most fashionable tailors in London and
New Yolk. So difficult Is lois ort • f
cutting gloves that most of the prinei-
pal cutlers are known to the trade by
mime and by fame, and the peculiar
knives whish they use in the business
:Ire sn highly prized that they nre !tend-
ed ;been front generation to generation
as heirlooms.
"I'm gning to buy a parrot!" ho de -
dared. "Why?" inquired the friend of
the family, "Isn't (here enough talkirg
ping on in y'nnr house without that?"
"ye4," he replied; "hut I'm determined
(het something shall get a word in edge-
tai,e be -ides my wife."
Mrs. }tale (lust married): "Marie, we
v: ill have eels as n second course for
dinner.' Marie: "How much ought i
Io get, ma'am?" Mrs. (tale: "Oh, I
think two yards will be sufficient f"
111111111balliam—e.—___
Aw lwherltsnce of west fangs Is a seeress
handicap, but Allen's tang Balsam taken at the
Heat signs of s crush will ensure Immunityfr.m
this dsrtsen's.. defect. I►aa't tilde with unnown
cure -ails.
00
"There's a quare thing about a cousin
te mincer' said Barney O'Fly►tn. "I le's
a great habit of welkin' in his sleep.'
"tan he be cured av it at all?" "Cored
av it? Sure 'tis the makin' av him.
lle's in the pulite Lorca"
Procure from your druggist
OR. aLOCUrd
EXPECTORANT
Clears the Throat and Lungs, heals
and allays Inflatnrnation, curos Coughs,
Colds, HIoarseness, Whooping Cough,
Group, by removing the cause.
)1‘Tothing better for Children.
Price roc. and ssc. a bottle. Dr. T. A.
Slocum, Limited, Toronto.
Podkins--"Do you think Peters capable
of deceiving a friend?" f)odkins—"Ula,
no; none of his friends believe a word
he says."
It Is a pleasure to comment upon the
conservative methods employed by the
G. & C. Merriam Company in the pub-
lication of the \Velester's International
Dictionary. Not every little slang word
or phrase is put into the book regard-
less of its scholastic or linguistic quali-
fies. It is this conservatism backed hy
the scholarship of the editor-inchlet,
William 'i'. Harris, Ph. D., LI-. D., late
United Stale; Commissioner of Educa-
tion, and hundreds of others of the
greatest educators of this and other na-
tions which bus made the internation:►I
the standard in the United States Su-
preme Court and all the State Supreme
Courts. also the standard of the Gov-
er:irncnt Printing Office, and the basis
of nearly all the schoolbooks in the
c .untry. It is indorsed by every Slate
School Superintendent, universally re-
commended by College Presidents and
Educators, and adhered to as standard
by over 99 per cent, of the newspapers.
Should you not own such a book? Gel
the best.
Young Yeomanry Officer (miring his
exploits in the late war)—"And among
other things, don't you know, 1 had a
horse shed Under me." Fair Ignnrimaius
—"Poor thing! What was the mutter
with it?"
Death or lunacy seemed the only alter-
native Inc a well-known and highly re-
spected lady of wiaghaln, Ont., who had
travelled over ton continents In a vain
search for a Aire for nervous dehility
and dyspepsia. A friend reenminended
Mouth American Nervine. One bottle
helped, sit bottles cured. and her own
written testimony closes with these
words: "It has saved my life." -23
Husband --"You ore not economical."
Wife—"\Veli, it you don't call a woman
crmnruit•:i1 who save= her wedding -dress
fie a po-eible second marriage, I'd like
le know %vied you prink economy is."
1TON, Hanle. Prairie Neratebes and
every form of contagious itch on human
or animals cured in 30 mtnates by Wol-
tord•s liianitarr Lntin�. It tails.
A Illi; SUPPLY NECESSARY.
Up and dean the drill -ground, ores(
right and then lett, nn awkward squad
hnd tramped all the morning; but re
au.omt of drill seemed to put any smnrt-
ne.s into their movements.
"Stand easy," called their mentor nt
last, wearily mopping hi-tliity, and in-
wardly abusing the I'el or making
a soldier of hint.
"hulthend." he said to the warrior
alio hnd Insisted on turning round three
tittles every time the "about" was r,r-
der , d, under the impres.. ion prntmhly,
tilt he was playing blind man's huff,
"del you ever hear fish was good for
the brain?"
"\ye. sergeant."
"'then for goodness sake go and eat
a whale."
EIGHTY-FOUR \\'EDS TIIIitTY.
A mild sensnlion WAS r eently caused
In the quiet village of Old \Windsor,
lber1., on the occasion of a hastily
arranged wedding mush took place at
S1. Peter's Church, the bridegroom be•
ing n very old inhalai ; nt, eighty -flue
years of oge. end the lei 1e a young
ewnninn of ittNliib thirty summers.' A
donkey -cheese was In wailing for tate
bridegroom after the ceremony. but the
bride preferred to ride her bicycle both
to and train lire church.
Otte trial of Mother Graves' Worm
Exterminator will convince you that it
has no equal as a worm medicine. Buy
a bottle and see if it does not please
you. .
'There ought 10 lie one head to every
household,' shouted the orator. "That's
right," muttered a tvorrled-looking inan
in hie audience. "You agree with me?"
shouted the orator, singling him out.
"1 do; 1 have just finished paying for
the bonnets of my nine daughters."
Ail women know whit it 1s to have violent
pain; soli, tike one thing and some another.
Our advice is, 11 plsce "The 1) A; 1.- Menthol
Platter over the so tt of the peon : it will do mare
to give you comfort than auything.
Wiggs—"Young Screecher hes a re-
markable imagination. 11e is a great
thinker." \Vaggs—"Indeed(" Wiggs—
"Yes; he thinks he can sing."
PROFESSIONS TIENT KILL.
The latest compilations which have
been made show that the air in cutlery
factories is laden with ttvieible metal -
dust, and this, being carried into the
lungs, causes asthma and consumption.
The steel -grinders bending over their
work, inhale such huge quantities of me -
tel -dust that they rarely live beyond the
age of forty. All metal trades are very
haulr.loiss, and phthisis or tubercular
aliecliens and respiratory diseases are
penalties of these pull suits. The rate of
mortality amongst brewers is 50 per
cent. greater than that urnong leen of
ordinary calling.;. Gout is an enemy
which snakes ileal( sorely tea in this
occupation. Bakers, too, are more thein
normally subject to premature death.
In the flour there is a very small microbe
tt Lich ha; its effect on the teeth. and
attacks the drums of the ears, causing
deafness,
Hard and soft corns cannot withstand
Holloway's Corn Cure; it is'effeclual
every time. Get a bottle at once and tee
(:appy.
Magistrate—"You say that you did
not know you were violating the law.
Ah, but, my dear sir, ignorance of he
law is no excuse for nny noon." Prl;on-
et—"That's rather rough on both of t.s,
ain't it, your worship "
MI are a nuisance in the house of a man
whose flee it branded with eczema- ins own
rottect mshame' him. feet hien anaoint his skin
with Weavers Curate and purify his blond with
%Teaser's tiy rap.
The nest dny after she becomes en-
gaged a girl begins to wonder if her
hominess will last till she is married.
A Med cele for the Miner's Pack.—Pro-
specters and others,guing into the min-
ing regions where doctors are few and
drug stores not at all, should provide
Ihem;eles with a supply of Dr. Thomas'
Ecl.eetric Oil. It will offset the effect;
of exposure, reduce sprains, and when
taken internally will prevent and cure
coltte and sore Throat, and ns n lubri-
cant will keep the muscles in good dun-
dilion.
WILT THE CIHEMIST Ai)\'1SED.
A nein went to see a doctor.
doctor examined hire carefully
with a grave face told hint he was
and asked if tie had consulted
one else.
"Ott," said the man, "i went to see a
chemist and nskcll his advice, and he—"
"Chemist!' the doctor broke in angrily.
"Whitt was the good of that?? The best
thing you can do when a chemist gives
you a bit of advice is to do exactly the
opposite."
"And tee." the patient continued, "ad-
vised me to come to you."
Jones—"That was a scathing sermon
on mean men the parson gave us Iasi
Sunday. Wonder what Sinith thought
oboe it?" Ilrowii—"Singular. I met
Smith yesterday, and he said he'd like
le know your opinion on it.'
South American Kidney Cure is the
oily kidney treatment that has proven
equal to cnrreet all the evils that arc
likely to befall these physical regulators.
Hundreds of tc:-timoainle to prove the
curative merits of this liquid kidney epe-
citlo in caeca of Bright's disease, diabetes,
irritation of the -bladder, inflamtnation,
dropsical tendency_ Don't delay. -22
Small iloy—"Con i have a ride on n
d•mkey, ata?" Ma—"No. dear. Your
papa says you are not to have one."
Small Boy—"Why cunt 1 have a ride
nn a donkey?" Ma (to her husband)—
"Oh, for goodness' sake, James. give
him a ride on your back, end see if it'll
keep him quiet."
Peen the Curse of tke Tropics- In the slow
and tedious recoveries from this and all other.
disease "Ferrorim" Is the best tonic. Iiemem-
ber the name, "YEAIIOWLSL"
The
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POSTAL ARMY.
The British Poetninster-Generairehas a
staff under his centre! bigger than the
standing British Army. The postal sys-
tem keep; busy from 170,001 to 180,000
rr,en and worsen, and has within 113
sphere of opotations more offices than
there ora people In Sheerness. Tho
Poet ornt'e is among the must prollt-
able husinosses in England. With an
outlay of $50,000,000, it stakes a profit
al nearly $20,000,000.
'I sew. Loy'," rernnrtced the would -he
fishermen, "are there any fish in This
stream?" "Yes' "Will they bite?"
"Norte of them ever bit nit', mister; but
you needn't go into the water to fish
it you're afraid of thein."
PITH cured In 3 to S ntfthts.—One ap-
plication given relief. Dr. Agnew'a Oint-
ment iv a hoon for Itching Piles, nr
Blinds 1ileedlne Piles. it relieve, quickly
and permanently. In skin eruptions It
stands without a rival. Thounande of
testimonials 1f yon want evidence. 36
cents. --23
Mr. Ketcham -111)w is your hoy get-
ting
along al school?" Mr. f rr
dem—
"Splendidly, splendidly! 1 just tell you,
my old friend, that boy of mine will
rinl:o his way In the world, don't you
fear. During the eight years he's been
Bring to school They have hnd thirty-
two examinations, and he's managed to
(ledge every one of 'em."
ASTONISHED THE DOCTOR.
Physician Said She alight Drop Dead
At Any Time.
"Tho Doctor told
me 1 had heart dis-
ease and was liable
to drop on the street
at any tine." says
Mrs. Robert Enlon,
of Dufferin, Ord.
Ni "1 was afraid to
draw my breath, it
) taureu 1110 so. i
i, tees re,rvcus, short
of breath, hnd diz-
ziness, lass of appe•
lite. smothering and sinking spells, and
soul ( net sleep.
"Sometimes 1 would have 10 Ile down
to keep from falling. My hands and
Let wield seem to gn to sleep and a
sort of numbness would come all over
m e.
"1 began using Dr. Lennhardt'e Anti -
P111. From the start 1 improved. I feel
much stronger, look better, and alto-
gether Anti -fill has made a new wo-
man of me.
"1 am entirely cured."
All D a'ers or the N'ilson•Fyle Co.,
Limited, Niagara Falls, Ont.
Mrs. Robert Eaton
ISMS NO 0 --SS.
"it Is true That she has money, bet
she is also very exacting. If you merry
her you will have to give up smoking
end drinking." "\\'ell, if 1 don't marry
her I'll have to give up eating as well."
In Nature's Storehouse There are
Cures. — Medical experiments have
shown conclusively nett there are medh-
cinal virtue; in even ordinary plants
growing up around us which give then'
a value that cannot he estimated. it
i, held by some that Nature i:rnv id•'s
a cine for every disease which neglect
and ignorance have visited upon man.
Ilowever, this may lie, it is well known
that Partnelees ycgetable Pills, distilled
from roots and herb:, are a sovereign
remedy in curing all disorders of the
digestion.
Dear Mother
"\Why, \\'illie, whet are you crying
nbeul?" "'Cause I don't get no Satur-
day lie play like the other children (hoe.
lao-Ino ,!" "11ut why don't you get. out
of school on Saturday?," "'Cause 1 ain't
old enough to go to sellout yet. Boo-
hoo -hoe r'
TO Starve Is a Fatlsoy.—Tho dictum to
stop eating because you have indigestion
has long since been exploded. 1►r. Von
Stan's Pineapple Tablote introduced a
row era in the treatment t•1 etorea•_h
troubles. It has proved that ono may set
his till of anything and ecr,rytharg hr
relishes, and one tablet taken after the
meal will aid the t I aunt 1L in doing its
work. 60 in a bo., .ti rents. 24
Your little ones are a constant can
Fail and Winter weather. They will
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It is absolutely harmless and pleasant to
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is returned. The price is tic. pet bottle.
end all dealers in medicine sell 3,4
SHILOH
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the finest work. These presses will he
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