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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1906-02-22, Page 2SAFEGUARD YOUR HEALTH WIC 1C711IIVIVI. "SALIBA" Ceylon Natural GREEN Tea instead of the adulterated Japan Teas. LIAO PACKETS ONLY. 400, 600 AND 000 PER LI. AT ALL CROCE00I. HIGHEST AWARD! ST. LOUIS, 1901- 14 4. 90S. 14+ 144.4440444•144444.44' Frhe Farm GOOD SIRES. The value of good sires in all lines of live stock breeding is fur loo little rec- ognized by farmers m general. A great inany farmers seem to think that almost any animal will do to breed from and consequently give the matter sciirce- ly any thought at all. The fact is, of course, very evident for those who have studied their business' with a view to producing the most profitable animals and have long since compo to the con• elusion that good sires are the chief and most Important requisite in all live stock breeding. There is absolutely no ques- tion about It, the sire of a herd or (lock must be of fair breeding and a good in- dividual before much can be expected from his offspring in a way of money making for the farmer. Poor sires are the cause of many animals not being worth their keep. Poor sires for beef cattle always are the means of much ousted food. The steer that comes of a poor sire does not convert a profitable amount of his feed into flesh. Neither does he faten nor finish in the shortest length of time. ile is invariably a money loser for his feeder. In the dairy we find practically the same results where a scrub or inferior sire is used. 1f the dairy herd does not increase the quality of his heifers he is a money loser. It is only the sire that comes from a long line of ancestors whose milk and butter records are good, and is himself a good individual, which the dairyman can afford to keep at the head of his herd. in the breeding of horses and other farm stock. the same is true. Promis- cuous breeding to any kind of a sire should be strongly discouraged. l.et the farmer who wants good colLs select. the Lest grade mares and treed them annually to one good typo of horses. Of comet, the quality of the dam always has more or loss influence upon the pro- Fency, but no matter how good or poor the 'nether. the best sire obtainable Is none len good. Experienced breeders have long since found this out and will be found using the greatest care and preraulion In the selection of breeding sires, no matter In what class or breed of live stock they are interested. CREAhf SEPARATORS ON THE FARM One of our contemporaries, in speak - Ing of the importance of clean separa- tors on the faun, says that, "most far- mer.. do not realize the amount of loss accruing from the old fashioned me- thod of allowing the milk to stand in crocks or pans for a day or two to let the cream rise. This disadvantages of "gyEN p1T LEE" this practice are that there is from 1 to 2 per cent of butter fat lett in the skin - milk, which would mean a great loss during the year in the amount of but- ter made from the averuge number of cows kept on the farm. Then, again, few farms are so equipped so as to have e cool place to keep milk so that by the time the cream has risen the skimmilk is soured and is not fit to feed or use. The cream- separator is doing away with all this. The milk as soon as it 14 milked and while yet warns can bo and the cream Incskimmilk skimmed --That's what a prominent druggist said of Scott's Emulsion a short time ago. As a rule we don't use or refer to testimonials in addressing the public, but the above remark and similar expressions are made so often in connec- tion with Scott's Emulsion that they are worthy of occasional note. From infancy to old age Scott's Emulsion offers a reliable means of remedying im- proper and weak develop• ment, restoring lost flesh and vitality, and repairing waste. The action of Scott's Emulsion is no more of a secret than the composition of the Emul- sion itself. What it does it does through nourish- ment—the kind of nourish- ment that cannot be ob- taineel in ordinary food. No system is too weak or delicate to retain Scott's Emulsion and gather good from it. We will send you a sample fru. Nano that til to pi, t.nn en the foe,,, d . 1 tel n .. the wtypet el every tattle at firmtat.,n Toed 61. SCOTT & BOW1 % Chemists Toronto, Ont. sot fnr $1: l+Fl drap�ri. Her Guardiall's Secret; OR FREED BY DEATH. . CIIAPTER V11.—(Continued). ly legible lines, said half playfully, half "You like him very much;" the lady seriously, "Rosamond, people have said, nodding a little affirmative nod to called ire a fortune-teller. t inherited tier own question. the gift from ray grandmother, and ")'es, very—very much," was Rosa - 1 1 do not pretend to much skill, mond's answer; and the lady continued, 1 can surely read your destiny. You "And Mrs. Browning? Do you like tier, love Mr. Browning. 1 have known that ,.al' along. You think of hint by day— tou: ' you dream of him by night, and no "There is no Mrs. Browning," return - thought is half so sweet as the thought saw in her auditor's face an expression c1 going home to him. But, Rosamond, she did not understand, "but it is per- you will not marry hien. 1'her•e is an icctl proper that I should live there, for impedement, ns you say, but not in- Mrs. n- Mrs YPpeters, the housekeeper, has charge sanity. '. cannot tell you whit it is, hid 1 can see," aitd ' he bent nearer to the hand which tremblcvtwca . can see that for u�st' 0 or—mark nue, Rosan.\a�. to love hire, is a mo.O��t\ dreadful sin in the sigh\ne you must forget him. Uieve= Rosamond had laid he\'.\tea bed and was snbhing Le w Miss Porter's manner frit,+► tse. mere Ilan her words. In man question, "Will you?" she ses\ swered passionately, "No. 11 \O is not wicked to love him at cog nm his sister, nothing more., ss Miss Porter's lip curled scace moment, and then she said, . A, tell you the story of ray life. a !.v No answer from Rosamond, kt 1 - 'tidy continued: "When 1 was your age I fancied i loved a ma 1 think, must have been much Ilk Browning—" "No. no," interrupted Rosamond. ", tody was ever like Mr. Browning. don't want to hear the story. i do want anything but to go home." "I will not tell her until it Is m necessary," thought Miss Porter, " if 1 mislnke not she will go home mu sooner than she anticipates. And s was right, for on that very night 11 Browning sat reading a letter whi ran as fellows: u"Perhaps, then, he will marry you," ter fat, and athe are ready for The but- and the jeweled hands worked nervous - milk, most valuable.le part of Lilo � jeweled milk, is practically ,all removed, only 11Yunder the crimson shawl. about three -hundredths of 1 per cent be -"Oh, no, he won't," said itosamond ing lett in the skimmilk, as against 2 decidedly, "he's too old for me. Why of 3 per cent. by the old awy. where his hair is turning gray!" impurities have fallen into the milk the That's notching; answered the lady separator removes them and they do not n little sharply. "Everybody's hair turns affect the cream. The separator is a labor-saving device, as the necessity of caring for the numerous pans and crocks h done _away with and everything can be finished at once. it will pay any farmer with five or more cows who is trying to make but- ter, to use a separator. in some stales where the farmers supply the cream- eries with cream it will he found far more profitable to skim the milk at home and haul only the cream. And cream- eries will pay better prices for cream this way. The cream separator is one of the best investments ono can make who has cows." RAISE WHAT'S WANTED. Few really intelligent and progres• ive farmers are heard complaining. The wise mean is he who keeps himself ever Oil the alert to produce that commodity for which there is a good strong, quick market. There are several ways in which the cash returns from the farm may he largely increased without the sacrificecf much time, money or work. For in- stance, the raising of poultry has come to be a great profit -staking businesson some farms. • Now, a few years ago, this end of the farming business was scarcely worth bothering with. The farmer's wife set a few hens, raised a few chicks and sold a few eggs, but the whole thing didn't amount to uwch and never was count- ed on to help pay the interest or swell the tank account. Now, however. conditions have chang- ed. There Is a strong. steady and ever- increasing demand for chicks as broilers. City hotels, restaurants, clubs. cafes, dining cars and private kitchens are consuming more and more every day, to say nothing of the tons and tons re- quired to 1111 the export demand. Deni- ers can never get enough to supply the wants of their customers. and thousands end thousands more could be sold et good prices if they were offered. A few fanners have been wise enough to see what is going on and to prepare to profit by these conditions. Broilers are wanted and good cash prices are t•eing paid for every chick term enough 1.1 he made rrndw for ttie table. Then why not produce them? PiG i'OINTERS. Tho pig with a "kink" in 11s tall Is generally the picture of health. Don't worry over "black teeth," but watch for worms. Don't handle small pigs; they cannot Mand much tnuuling. The quiet and gentle sow makes the ideal mother. Keep her. Dont allow the sow to drag her belly over high door sills. It causes soreness of nipples. The day of sour swill barrels and fil- thy whey is past—or should be. Stick to one breed—don't be crossing. Mongrel breeds are unsightly. Don't forget the ashes and charcoal; they aid digestion. Go slow in feeding salt, and watch for staggers. Don't forget to supply a variety cl foods. Colony sheds that may be moved from lime to time nre more healthy than the large permanent house. early now -a -days. Sarah found three or four silver threads in mine this morning. Miss Leyton, don't you love Mr. Browning?' "Why yes," Rosamond began, and the face upon the pillow assumed a dark and almost fiendish expression. "Why, yes, love him as a brother, but nothing else. i respect him for his goodness, but it would be impossible to love hits with a marrying love." The fierce expression passed away, and Miss Porter was about to speak when Anna Lawrie sent for Rosamond, who excused herself and left the room, thinking that, after alt, she should like her old enemy of Atwater Seminary very much. Meantime "lite enemy" had buried her face in her pillows, and clenching her blue veined fists, struck al the empty air, just as she would have struck at the owner of Riverside had he been standing there. 501111 AI'IIIUtN GHOST. eeftl spectre Met haunts n (louse in Durban. A curious ghost story comes from Durban, a spectre. it is stated. haunting n house in a village which was occupied by a lawyer who died about four months ago. The house was taken by a gentlemen who, niter seeing "an unenrthiy shape cross the garden and disappear; invited some friends to stay with him. The result was that two of therm rushed to the Central hotel with the story Ont a ghost had passed through closed doors and windows, and that n light hnd been seen in the study used by the previous tenant. A party of eight decided to play n game of canis in the house. Suddenly one of the pinyers started up with the cry, \Vhat is that?" Looking in the direction in which he was staring, the others saw a horrible looking bend pro- truding through the deorwey. 1 he head was like that of a skeleton. It disappeared. The party went to the door and into an adjoining room. but the spectre was vanittieerd. The affair, says the Bloemfontein Post. to causing great excitement In the village. hit the skeptical believe it to be the work of some practi,,al joker and steps are being taken to lay the ghost by a party armed with revolvers. The way of the trensgrossor is to ea mount himself with the low In his ,nuc. "Fine lime he has of it," she mutter- ed, living there with her, and she so young and beautiful. i could have strangled her—tile jade! --when she sat here talking so enthusiastically to me of him, And she loves hien, too. i know she does, though she don't know it her- self. But 1 must be wiry. 1 must seem to like this girl—must win her confidence—so I can probe her heart to its core, and If 1 find they love each otherl"—she paused a moment, then grinding her teeth together, added slow- ly, as if the sound of her voice were musical and sweet, "Marie Porter will be avenged!" That strange woman could be a de- mon or an angel, and as tete latter char- acter suited her just noW, Rosamond, on her return to her room, found her all gentleness end love. That night, when all around the house was still. the full moon shone down up- on a scene which would have chilled the blood of Ralph Browning and made his heart stand still. Upon n single bed- stead near the window Rosamond Ley - to iny calmly sleeping—her brown curls floating o'er the pillow—her cheeks flushed with health and beauty—her lips slightly apart and her slender hands folded gracefully over her bosom. Over her a fierce woman bent, her long; black heir streaming down her back, her eyes blitzing with passion, her face the Im- personation of malignity and hale; and there she stood, a vulture watching a harmless dove. Rosamond was dream- ing of her home, and the ogress, stand- ing near the ted, heard her murmur, "Dear 111-. Browning." aLatch i might be corning there to try Fora moment Marie Porter stood int - my powers upon him. f am irristihle movable—then gliding back to her own couch she whispered: It is as i believ- ed; nnd now it he loves her the time I've whited Inc so long has come." A11 that night she lay awake, burning with excitement and thirsting for re- venge, and when the morning came the illness was not feigned which kept her in her fuel and wrung from her cries of pain. She was really suffering now. and during the next five days Rosamond stayed almost constantly by her side, administering to her wants and caring for her so tenderly that hatred died out of the woman's heart, and she pitied the fair young girl, for in those few r'nys she had learned what Rosamond did net know herself. though she was gradually waking up to it now. it was a long lime since she had been sepernt- e1 from Mr. Browning. and she missed him sn much, following him in fancy Memel' the day. nnd at night wonder- ing if he were thinking of her and wish- ing he could hear the sound of her voice singing to hhn ns she was wont to do when the twilight was over the earth. Anon there crept into her heed n feel - Ing she could not define—a feverish longing to be where he was—a sense of desolation nnd terrible pain when sho own act, too. The ring shall go. But Would nf his insnnity, and the long, will he see Ill Men do not always ob- dreicry years which might ensue when serve such things," end then, lest tie hr• would lose nil knowledge of her. She should not quaff the cup of bitterness did not care In talk so much nf him prepared for him. she wmto on a tiny new. but Miss Porter cared to have her, sheet of gill -edged paper, "took on end caressingly winnine the girl's eon- Rosamond's third finger( Hence, learned almost everything, This she cnrefully sealed nnd gave to learned Ihnt there was an impediment Rosamond, bidding her hand it to Mr. 11 his mnrrying, nnd that Ilosmmend he. Browning. nnd saying In nnswer to her tiered the lmpedirnenl to be hereditary look of inquiry, "It is nbout n little mat - insanity: learned that he was often fit- ter concerning yourself. Ile can show fol nnd gloomy.( treating his ward some- it to you if he thinks proper" times with coldness nnd again with the "The omnibus, renes, for the cars, utmost tenderness. Of the interview in cried a servant at the door. and with a the library Itosamnnd did not tell, but hurried gond-bye to her friends Rosa - she told of everything else,—of his fir mond departed nnd .was soon on her fusing lo let her mine to the Springs, way to Riverside. and of then compelling her. against her . (To be Continued.) will, to go: nnd Marie Porter. holding the little halide In hers, nnd listening to the :dory. reed 11 all, and rend it aright. gloating over the anguish she knew 11 emit Ralph Rrnwning to see flint benuii• ful girl each day and know he must not Don't eeaggerate your hereticaes. if ruin her. you have the desire, an/ handicap may "Rut I pity her." she 7nid, "for there be overcome. John (YGriely of %eK.'es- Ir Coming to her n terrible nwnkening., port, Pe., was born without arms, but when arrested recently for throwing Lriekhate at his wife he whipped the tw policemen who arrested hire And made his escape. Still he was badly handt- t) "i find myself so happy with yo little Rosamond, who chances to be roommate, that I have postponed visit to Riverside until some future ill which, if you continue neutral, in never come; but the moment you t pass on forbidden ground, or breathe word of love into her ear—bewares S loves you. i have found that nut, a 1 tell it because 1 know it will make your life more happy or your pu ishment easier to bear!" He did not shriek, he did not faint, did not move, but from between teeth two words came like a burni hiss, "Curse herr' Then seizing his he dashed off a few lines, bidding Ho mond "not to delay a single moue but to come home at once." "She knows it all," he said, "and n if she comes here it will not be in worse. 1 can but die, let what will hap- pen." This letter took Rosamond and th3 Lawries by surprise, but not so Miss Porter. She expected it. And when she saw how eager Rosamond was to go she smiled a hard bitter smile and said, "I've a half mind to go with you." "What! where? To Riverside?" asked Rosamond, suspending her preparations for a moment, and hanlly knowing whe- ther she were pleased or not. "Yes, to Riverside," returned Miss Porter, "though on the whole, think 1'd better not. Mr. Browning may not caro to see me. If he docs, you can write and let me know. Give him my !eve, and say that It you had not de- scribed him ns so incorrigible an old in my diamonds. Be sure and tell him that; and slay, Rosamond, 1 must give you some little token of my affection. \Vhnt shall it be?" and she feigned to be thinking. Most cruel must her thoughts have been, and even she hesitated a mo- ment ere she could bring herself to such ar. act. Then with a contemptuous "i'shawl" she arose nnd, opening her jewel box, took from a private drawer n plain gold ring, bearing date nine years hack. and having Inscribers tipnn it simply her name "Marie." This she brought to Rosarnnod, saying, "i can't wear it now; my hands are Ion thin and bony, but it just fits you, see?" and she placed it upon the third finger of Rosa- nmond's left hand. Rosamond thanked her, admired the chaste beauty of the ring. and then went on with her packing. while the wicked women sealed herself by the window nnd leaning her head upon her hands tried to quiet the voice of con- science whteh cried out against the deed she had done. "it dues not metier," she thought. 'Thal tie was severed years ago, by his (:I11:E11 UP. Then Inc nn either reason than n thirst for excitement. .ate longed to see that awnkentng. and one day when they eat together elem. she took Rnammnn•l's hand in here, and expmining gin scarce- Caped. THE DOMINION BANK --PROCEEDINGS OF— The Thirty - Fifth Annual General Meeting of the Stockholders 1IIE THIRTY-FIFTH ANNUa1. G1:NEI(Al. MEETING OF THE DOMINION BANKwas held et the Ranking House of the institution, Toronto, on Wednes- day, January 31st, 1906. Among those present were noticed : Dr. Andrew Snaith, Messrs. J. G. Ramsey, Barlow Cumberland, W. it. Frock, R. 1'. Gooderham, 11. C. Hammond, Cawthra Mulocti, E. 11. Ostler, M.1'., J. J. Foy, K.C., David Smith, It. J. Christie, J. M. Bond, A. \V. Austin, F. J. Harris. Ira Standish. E. C. Burton, A. It. Boswell, Jno. T. Small, J. Bruce Macdonald, W. Mulock, Jr., Sidney Small, 11. Gordon Mackenzie, J. Gordon Jones, F. J. Stewart, Wm. Ross. \V. G. Cassels,• Geo. D. Scott, N. F. Davidson, \V. 11. Cawthra, J. A. Proctor, David Kidd, F. 1). Benjamin, J. F. leuvnnagh, S. Samuel. W. C. Harvey, W. Dixon C. Holland, I. J. Phillips, \\1u. Davies, 11. Foster,Ilarw•ood, R. M. (troy, Richard Ilrown, henry Johnson, \Vin. Try, \\'. Glenuey, final: ll. 11111, Jio. J. Dixon, G. N. Reynolds, F. C. Taylor. F. G. I(od`ins, W. C. 1 re, F. E. Macdonald, Jno. Stewart, Thomas Wellesley, '1'. G. Brough and others. It was moved by Mr. W. R. Brock, seconded by Mr. A. W. Austin, Mr. E. B. Osler do take the chair, and that Mr. T. G. Brough do pct as , 1 that Sec - 1. Cassels were appointed Scrutineers. the Directors to the Shareholders and the affairs of the Bank, which is as fol - following statement of the result of the ding 30th December, 1905 : 31st December, 1901 $131,572.61 tuber, 1905, after deducting d making provision for bad and . 490,495 ?0 $625,067.81 I. 19e5 .. $75,000.00 y, 1905 .. 75.000.00 L. 1905 .. 75,000.00 ., 1906 .. 75,000.00 $300.000.00 .... 75,629.87 375,629.$7 !Ward $249,437'17 nave to record the death, which occurred who had been a member of the Board • the appointment of Mr. 11. J. Christie. opened doing the past year inilespeler. (trlage Avenue and at the confer of Notre onto at the corner of Dovercourt Bond and Yards. Windsor, Ontario, and a branch will short- en inspected during the year. E. B. OSLER, ['resident. e thanks of the Shareholders were tendered d Directors for their services, and to the of the blank for their efficient performance elected Directors for the ensuing per : It. J. Christie, T. Eaton, J. J. Foy, 1C.C., (Jsier, M.P. Directors, Mr. E. B. Ostler, M.P., was lutIliews, Vice -President, for the ensuing STATEMEN-U %BIi.ITIES. interest accrued $ 4,390,83:2 67 29,6!12.275 71 Balance due to London Agents Total liabilities to the public Cupilal stock paid up $ 3,500,000 00Reserve Fund Balance of profits carried forward 249,137 97 Dividend No. 93. payable 2nd Janunly 75,000 00 Former dividends unclaimed 167 50 Reserved for exchange, etc. 42,1::7 90 Rebate on bills discounted 107,762:11 $ 2,651 956 00 31,043,108 11 691,169 el 37,429,231 .•5 3,000,051)1)1 3,974,505 71 011,4(0,739 !G ASSETS. Specie $ 1,051,210 73 Dominion Government demand notes 2,455,477 00 Deposit with Dominion Government Inc security of note circulation 150,000 00 Notes of and cheques on other Banks 1,842.022 49 Balances duo from other Banks in Cenadn ... .. 699,243 18 Balances due from other Banks elsewhere than In Canada and the United Kingdom . 968,345 25 Provincial Government securities 91,019 25 Canadian Municipal securities nnd !iriti.sh or For- eign or Colonial public securilihs other than Canadian 669,160 76 Railway and other bonds, debentures and stocks .. 2,619.3:14 23 Loans on call secured by stocks and debentures 4,417,263 71) Bills discounted and advances current 28,561,199 67 Overdue debts (estimated loss provided for) 3357 00 Mortgages on real estate sold by the Bank 6,000 00 Rank premises 800,010 00 Other assets not included under foreign heads 7,128 70 Toronto, 30th December, 1905. THE GREATEST FASTER (a'IEPPE %ITO. AN ITALIAN, ti. tl\t - Tlli: 1111.1:. He is Nue %faking 11 Good in London —Tells About the fangs of Mintier. 1'o beat the record of a forty-one days' fu..t "t up soup+ len years at Uro 1ioyul Ayuariuut by Succhl, Guiseppe Sacco, lea pupil, recently carne from the continent, where he has made silo successful fasts, t0 London. 5C On January 18th he started at ,-Oc yd, Italian Circus, where he is to fast u strict conditions for forty-five days. Su' - -' r that there should be, so to speak, "no deception," he lives all the time in a glass house. "Ilunger•haus," it was graphically called ria Vienna, where in April lust year Sacco went through a twenty-nine days' fast, of which the Eutperor of Austria showed his approv- al by giving Initi A FINE GOLD MEDAL. For another successful fast ho had s gold medal from the University of Italie and a third was awarded littn in Madge - burg. Sacci- dues not look like a hunger ratan out of "business" hours, when he is eating and living in ordinary fashion. ile is a dark, fresh -complexioned fellow, with a neat moustache. Ile hs just short o' six feet high, broad -shouldered and intelligent, with a weight to fit _tis height. "For the first five days," he said, re- ferring to the effects of a long fast„"it grows worse every hour, till on the ruin day, as though it were a • fever, the r•ri- sre is reached. Nature, in the beginn}i}ng is clamoring to do her usual duty; tften she. gives in, and adapts herself to the al Bred conditions. Achl" Ile said, eiith a grimace, "the fifth day! "When 1 shut I weigh 190 pounds, end 1 lose about one and a half pounds a day; that will mean nearly seventy, founds if I succeed In lasting out for forty-five days in London. It tuts taken me on previous occasions some seven dcays to recover from a fast. Then, curiously enough, i weigh SEVERAL POUNDS MORE them my normal weight of fifteen stone. "i smoke cigarettes alt day for some- thing to do. They are my companions: they are not medicated. 1 drink a lit- tle mineral water when I feel I want it.” Sacco's father was u major in the Aus- Itien army, in which he was himself a Lance -Corporal. This would account for his good bearing and physical develop- ment. Succht, whose record he hopes to beat, taught him how to fast. 110 was the present record holders manng- r•r at the Aquarium, and he follows his methods. The medical men of Vienna nnd Mos- cow have testified In his favor. and he hopes for the approval of n convhneidgT number of the 2,00) doctors In Lnndren who have been written to and asked to give an opinion on his performance at the talian Circus. a, 15,026,076 59 29,377,663 37 011,403.739 90 T. 0. BROUGII. General Manager. A VALUABLE FOOD. Wood Stier Chopped Fine May be Dish of the Future. Great interest has been aroused by the r( port that John Magian, once an in - Nate of the Mile -End Workhouse, Lon- don, England, has found common deal %% reel to he "a valuable fond and medi- cine. if cut small and eaten.' "Considering that some of our chief tonic medicines are derive( from wood,' said Dr. Forbes Winslow, "There is no n ason why wood should not be used for food. "I con quite understand the rationality of this. It is worth investigating. Ev- erything Ihnt crops up in medicine, every new treatment of disease, Ls looked upon with suspicion. It wants people with common sense and the courage of their convictions to establish something new. "It is like the case of the men who Ole his first oyster. He was regarded with susplcine—olid so was the oyster. "Is it possible to use wood as a (nnd? Certainly it is. My mind is very open. end 1 believe that everything that is brought forward is worthy of Investiga- tion. "Monkeys ent woad In the forests, and you can often see doge gmawine 11. 111 1' Animals eat wood. 1'h�• . V t un !t f ac animal is very Rimilnr to Ihnt of a hmman being.,pnd if wee.) cntsf 't ••o why should II not satisfy sus? "i see no reason why thin wood chop- ped fine, should not be useful to us." Dr. Winslow concluded. "It is good for the animal world in the forests, it is gond fnr us," The further development of wood as n satisfying food may possibly lend to Ihn fnrntniton of a new sect of freak- fooders—tte wend -eaters or the deal-de- vourers—nnd wood, served in various enticing forms, may snon figure on the menus of our resiaurnnts. "Yes," said the Hann who uses old- fnshinned pi rngert. "rev &milkier can make n pinna fairly talk." "If Ihnt piano was talking," answered Mr. Cumrox, the nature of its remarks must have been sotnething fenrful." Sealer Partner: "I think 111 have to dis.•hnrg. that young (riles' whom I en- genged last month. Ile's frighlhlly lazy.'' Junior Partner: "Slow in everything, eh?" Senior Partner: "\Veil --no, net in everything. Ile gets tired quirk ennugh.' The hostess hnd been trying in vain to coni a young lady to sing. What do you think of a girl who ran sing and wnn'1?" she risked a hncheior guest. "1 think," lie replied. "That she's went, a dozen girls who can't sing but will." "You mnke friends tally. do you not, ODD METHODS OF EXERCISre Man Who Goes Out Only at Night—Ono Who walks Willi the Wind. Most people who have passed their first youth discover that some particular form of exercise suits them better than nny other end often end by becoming devoted to that special exercise. In n few cnses hobbies of this kind develop in such peculiar fashion as to be worthy of record. An example in point is flint of a well- known Londoner recently retired from the active management of rut enormous business which is still in existence and undertakes contracts for almost ever/ Government in the vorid. This gentle- man when residing in his London house gels up early, hikes a hath, Then goes to bed again for two hours. Ile rises a second tinie, partakes of light refresh- ments and then puts on very heavy clothes. Though he has splendid car, tinges of his own. nn ordinary four- wheel cat is called and wait at the door. It Is the butler's duty to find out the exact direction of the wind and when this tuns been ascertained the gentlemen gels into the cab and drives ne near an may be exactly into the eye of the wind for n distance of precisely two miles. Ile then gets out RnJ walks home with the wind nt his brick at n measured pace, the cab following close behind. ..its snore gentleman has at his coun- try home an a'.phalle/l walking track precisely two milts Inng. At certain distances are small reitt houses, In each of which Is to be found a goodly stock of umbrellas end mnekinieshr 5, as well RS refreshments, solid nnd liquid. He himself walks round this track every morning nnd expects all his guests to do the same. If it rains. they are. of Course. always within reich of shelter nnd can either wait till the rain ceases or continue under cover of tnackinloeh or umbrella. Another wealthy i.ondoner. who is perhaps one of the busiest men alive, declares 1111it he has no thne for Inking ordinary exercise suf)eient to keep hien r rIn pmjer health and c m Ihaiin n. Ile htgJgog however. discovered n substitute. Ever, morning he is driven to the houso of n well-known electrical specialist, and there receives half an hour of electrical massage. This, he declares. Ls worth two hours of any ether fonn of exon• else. nnd his appearance seems to con- firm his refitment. There are instances of men whose only ext retie!Is lakcn In the hours of dark- ness. An eccentric millionaire who has n villn at Cimiex, on the Itiviera. fears the light of day es he would the plageo giving to witch's prophecy. and w,,lks out only at night, n closed nnd shuttered carnage aiwnys In allcndnuce lest any accident might possibly delay him tiff the dreaded dawn. A wenllhy Amr_ricnn, Mr. John Knmr• ler, who lives neer Detroit, luno had n treadmill fitted iri hie house. The story Is that molly years ago he was imprison- ed for an offence of whictr he was Kinn• cent. Ile found the treadmill such i splendid form of exerri=e hint after he Mr. Strta'tkhlet" wn• n:: -•-I r.f A men who• was released he tool 1 eensIructed rase l• n 1r rt me. "1' .: quite ensile.' I hie leis private use, ant • ie day tape+ "At.1 ., "N �t exactly tw•1 half houre erten ,. Inc. 11e to .. , U. en, Weigh. for- 111e' l^res that there Is i...:;ig Nei 11 for + k .-p them." 1 j[er•piva duwn weight. 1 e.ndott Ill -Bits.,