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Exeter Times, 1905-09-21, Page 74.1•14444-14-11.1444+1444.14.1-1-4414-i444.44444-14. • His Favorite Ntccc; OR A SECRET REVEALED. *144444-•1• f.1.14 -144444+144.44-H4-14.+4444-144-144.4444. CHA1'TI•:lt L11. A month had elapsed since the fatal day on which Leah bad read her father's letter. She had made up her mind now how to act. The doctors had agreed that Nettie would not recoter until she hud had change of air, and it was ar- ranged that, when the first breath of warms weather carne, the fancily W4Tl to go to the south of France. The Duke and !tintless of Itosedene were already settled there, so that there would be a "home party" after all. '!'here had been some mention of the wedding. Leah's beautiful face had paled, and a wistful look had conte into her eyes. She said that the wedding must be delayed; there could be no thought of marri- age when Bettie was in such a fra- gile stute of health. She spoke calmly, and smiled when she remem- bered how little any one knew of the pain at her heart. The general had demurred slightly when she refused to hear of the mar- riage taking place, as had been set- tled, in the spring. "Delayed marriages are always un- lucky, Leah," he said to her. "Mine will not be so," she re- plied; and he wondered at the strange smile on her face. He had thought a great deal late- ly about hie favorite niece—she was so terribly changed. Ho tried to be- lieve that it was duo to her anxiety concerr,Ing Nettie; but that was Ama hardly possible. She had such a strange expression on her face. IIe could not understand it, though he watche.l her keenly. One thing in particular struck hien. She never spoke of the future, and her interest in everything seemed dead. She laughed and talked; but, to his eyes, there was always more or less of ef- fort when she did so. Her face ., would flush, and the light in her eyes was too bright. }fettle noticed nothing; her one great relief and source of gratitude , was that she would not have to go through the trial of seeing Sir Basil %gain. The doctor had said that she must go to Mentone as soon as possible, and that in the meantime she must be kept perfectly free from all excitement and must se'(' no one. Sir Vasil and Ilettie could never suspect that their secret was known to„ Martin Ray; much less could they imagine that it had been revealed to Leah by her father. Whatever Rho did, they must believe it to be the expression of her own feeling, the result of her own thoughts; they could not attribute it to any influ- ence brought to bear upon her. Her life just then was very quiet, owing to 'fettle's illness; there was neither visiting nor the receiving of visi- tors. Had it been otherwise. the p strain in u on her would have been too great, and she would have given way. She lived through it, longing at morn for night, longing at night for ruing. Her heart was dead within her, she scarcely ate or slept. There were days when she scarcely left her rootn; when she sat there stunned, de.+.(•d, bewildered with the weight of her own sorrow. the grief 1' ring ever and ever deeper into 4,7r heart. No ono guessed her secret or im- agin'•rl that, though heiress of the vast wealth M Sir Arthur Batton, and acknowledged to be one of the most beautiful women in England, she was, nevertheless, one of the most miserable and desolate of human beings. 'There wore times when she reflected that she had read of the agonies of death, of people lingering in torture, unable to die; but steely no agony had ever been so prole,nged as hers. She saw every day the man whom she loved so well, yet who had preferred an- other to her. She had to meet him, to appear ns usual with him, the horrible pain of wounded love and Jealousy gnawing like it hidden can- cer in her breast. And every day she and to minister to the sister :t•I10 had 8uppinnted her, to cheer mid soothe her. When she was con- sulted about the eeveraticrus and int- prutecnis at Glen. whit hshe knewew well she would never see. site gave her itnsWer plainly and clearly. With- out a break in her voice, she chose colors and ornaments, and talked of harntunions arrangements, 00(1 them went silently 10 her room to under- go the agonies of despair. And when Sir Author talked about the future, shoutnext year, when she would be at Glen, she always replied to him with a smile—but that smile was sadder than nnv fears. As the (Ings pneted, she grew thin- n'r and puler, and her eyes bright- er. She m•ver song. She had never touched her piano since the rending of the fetal letter. Her interest in everything wee (lend. She spent mayore three before the picture of Z7r•netu• than in any other place. The terrible repression told upon her. if (the could have spoken of her loss, If she could have eased her heart by a flow of passionate tears, It would Rate been better. But there was no such relief; fe was all speechless, the k, unchanging sorrow. Great, silent woe looked out of the dark fyt•s. "I wonder," she said to herself, 'if 1 hove accurately measured my strength. All the arrangements were made for the Journey; the Duke and Duch- ess of Itosede•ns were awatting anxi- ously the arrival of the sisters, when a complication arose. The member for the county bad died suddenl% and this brought about. the very opening for which Sir Basil had longed. He was determined to con- test the election, to secure his scut in Parliament, and thin to make for himself fauue and Ole name of a statesnuun. 11e was horn for tt; po- litics were his vocation. This was an opportunity not to be lost. With sone exertion, and the help of Sir Arthur Hatton, he felt sure of suc- cess. 01 course he could not accom- pany the sisters, as had been ar- ranged, to France, so it was decided that Sir Arthur should take ' them thither and remain for a day or two and then return at once to help with his canvass. The mews affected the sisters differ- ently. Ilettie had dreaded the jour- ney with Sir Basil, yet had not Liked to raise any objection. Leah had told herself that she should take her last look at hos beloved face on English soil. She made no remark when Sir Arthur told her of the change in their plans: and he was blind enough to think that Iter sil- ence arose from some little resent- ment against her lover—so little idea had any one of the true facts of the case. They thought Leah very quiet. for some days after that. Who could guess that in her own mind she was bidding adieu to the place she loved so well? Once she asked Sir Arthur to drive her over to Glen—Sir Basil had gone to London on business. The general was delighted at the request; he ze- juiced to think that Leah took so great an interest in the improve- ments. As he drove her along the road he jested with her and teased her, he did not notice that she sat by his side, cold and pale as a marble statue with such an expression of bitter pain on her face as would have startled even a stranger. She was going to say good-bye to the beautiful house that would never be her home now. She wanted to look once more on the lavish decorations, at the rooms prepared for her, which she would never use. She tried to picture Hettte there—Nettie with her sweet face and golden hair, who would be so well suited to this dainty, picturesque home; and she wondered as she went through the ronin, whether, when Basil was es- tablished there, with Bettie as his wife, he would think of her; whether he would remember her and her great love; whether any idea would come to him of her suffering or of her broken heart. ."You look very tired and ill, Leah," said the general, in deep con- cern. He had caught a sight of her as she carne from the room that was to have been her boudoir, and Rhe was off her guard. r o n d. He was shocked at the white fare and the (lark, hag- gard eyes. He kissed her lovingly. "My dear Lcah, what is the mat- ter? Is there anything more than fatigue?" She raised her brave face to his— he never forgot the look or the voice, and snid,— "No, there is nothing wrong; and I have done nothing which could tire me " She looked round for the last time upon a scene that she was never to set• main; and, as she drove back, she felt thatthe linin at her heart could never be sharper. CHAPTER Lill. "There is something strange in itliss 1latton's fa.eto-day." said Leah's maid to her confidante, the housekeeper. "No one seems to no- tice nnything wrong about her; but I ant eery anxious, She is so thin that 1 can never make her dress(:n to fit her now; and she is often so col- orless ol- t o Irss that o i have to►u use p( der de rose to make her presentable—she who had the loveliest bloom in the world." "I see the change," returned the housekeeper, gloomily. "She thinks too notch of other people. 'There is nothing like taking care of one's self. 'She hits studied everything for Miss Het We comfort, but 1 htrve never heard her speak of herself." I "i cannot make it out." said the maid. "1 am sure she has not been to sleep n11 night; she has sat up. saw depth in her ince when 1 went into the roots." "I should think there is nothing wrong between her and Sir Basil," remarked the housekeepr. "No, 1 ant sure there is n:tt," Was the reply. "They nre to be married wh it she c s hock frotn France. Still 1 ant unhappy about her; there is something the molter, I am quite sure. One night I had to go to her room, nnd she was moaning in her sleep like a dying child. and 1 have never seen such n face ns she had when f tv.ut into her room this morning. For the (lay and the hour were come. fir Basil was to go with thetn as far as Dover, and see them safely on hoard. They were all four to start by the midday train from Arley lit London. I,eah had measured her ntr, ngth thnt morringl and found it rapidly failing "I could not live through two more days of it," she said. "Thank !leaven. It is almost over?" She was passive, while her maid took all the pains she could to hide the shrinking of the graceful figure, the pallor of the beautiful face. She must keep up appearances while she 7 FORT ERIE MONUMENT TO THE DEAD OF 1812. was in England, among those who knew her; but, whcrt she was across the sea, she could give way, she could droop and die as she would— but not here. She bade farewell to the grand old home where she had been so utterly but so falsely happy. She stood for some time on the terrace where the passion -flowers grew—the spot where she had peen her lover first, and where her heart had gone out to him. She kissed the bare brown branches. They would live again; they would be covered with green leaves and starry flowers when leaves Rail flowers should gladden her eyes no more. She kissed the pictured face of Aenone, recalling every word that bad been spoken be- tween o-tween Sir Basil and herself on that clay when they had stood in front of it. It wad like parting with a liv- ing friend. She stretched out her hands with a great cry when she took her last look round the room where she had spent Ruch happy hours. All earth and air :-eemed burning lire. Oh for rest, for change for the coldness even of the grave? Those who saw Miss Hatton's face whet. she left Brentwood never for- got It. It was a strange journey to Dover. Sir Arthur was the only one who talked. liettie avoided either look- ing at or speaking to Sir Basil, and Leah could have laughed in hitter amusement at the scene, Sir Arthur spoke of his nieces's return, of the marriage, of Glen, of Vasil in Par- liament, and saw nothing wrong. They stood together on deck at last, a blue sky above them, the sun shining on the white cliffs of Dover and on the sea, which was almost as smooth as a mirror. Sir Arthur took Hettio to the other side of the vessel. "They will have so much to say to each other; lovers always have We will leave them alone, Ilettie." So they stood side by side, the deathly pallor of Leah's face hidden by her veil. A terrible calm had fal- len over her. She loved Sir Basil still with her whole heart; she could have knelt clown there, and Have covered his hands with burning kisses and burning tears. She held them for a moment in a close grasp, while she looked in his face for the last time. The solemn shadow of eternity lay over her. Ile wns telling her something about (l len and about Parliament. She did nothear the words. '1'o her the moment was solemn, as though her soul were on her lips, and her eyes were fixed on his with a strained. lingering gnu. How well she had loved him! And he had tared nothing per her; be had pre- ferred some one else. Ile Was ask- ing her if she was sorry to leave hint. and she was unable to answer hint. The ogre Ai's were quite stiff land cold. Then there came a shout, from the sailors. All was in nattiness; those who tt•ere for shore must Ienve. The I moments were ntn *bered; her eyes never left him, her hand still held his, "f must go," he said. "Good- bye. Leah." iie bent down and kiseel her lips. lie strrted to find them so cold. "(food -bye," he repeated. "A plrnsant, prosperous journey. Leah, and a happy return." '•Geed -bye, Basil; good-bye my love," she said, and the next mo- ment she was looking over the wa- ters alone. The rest of the journey "was like a dream to her, and she never awoke from it until she stood in the salon of the villa nl Mentone, and snw the duchess regarding her with tearful eyes "Great Heaven." she cried, "thin is not Leah; Alin is a shadow! I thought it was Ilettie who had been ill,,, "So it was. 1 hnve not been 111," said a voice which the duchess hard- ly recognized ns Leah's. "1 am well, but my journey has tired me." "What can be the matter? What has gone wrong in the girl's life?" thought the kindly woman "The only thing that she reminds me of is n flower brol-en by It tempest." When chance gave her a few min- utes alone with the general. she turned to hint with an anxious Ince, "Sir Arthur," she Raid, nhruptly, "What has happened to Leah?" "To I.eah? Nothing," ho replied. "Nothing!" said the duchess. "Are you blind, that you cannot sec? She has death in her face." "My dear duchess, you exagger- ate," answered Sir Arthur, laugh- ing. "She has not been well lately; sho has tired herself by nursing Net- tie. Besides, the journey has been a trying one." "Nonsense!" said the duchess. "That will not account for the change. Tell me—for I am her best friend—is all right between Lcah and Sir Basil?" "Yes. The wedding has been de- layed on account of nettle's illness- but Leah does not mind it. Vasil would have been with tis now but for the Parliamentary business." "And you are quite certain that there has been no misunderstanding between thein?" pursued the duchess. "Certain? Most assuredly! Vasil caste with us as far as Dover; and you should have seen the lovers parting! All is right there." "Beautiful Leah Batton is going to die,': said the duchess to herself; "and nothing will persuade me that all is well between her and her lov- er." The general did not feel quite so sure that all was right when ho parted from his niece. She was not looking well, certainly, and the way in which she hung round his neck with kisses, and murmured words of gratitude struck hint. Tho duchess made one effort to win the girl's confidence. The fam- ily had been a week at Mentone, and Mettle was already mut.:. better. "Leah," sho said, gently, one (lay, taking her hand, "you know I have always been your best friend. I love you with a great affection, and I atn more than distressed about you. You aro not. happy; will you tell me why?" Leah bent. her head and kissed the kindly hand that rested in her own. "I ata as happy as it 1a my na- ture to be," Rhe replied, gently. "Tell tae, Leah, is all well with you and 1-ir Basil?" "All is well," she answered. "Dear ducheris, I have nothing to tell. If I had, it would be told to you, my beat friend." Her (trace of llosedene was not satislicd. "If there Is nothing to cause you any unhappiness then I am convinc- ed that you are altogether out of health. No girl could look as you do without some reason for it. You have cornpletely (hanged. (Every one is asking me what is wrong with you." After that Leah took a sudden re- solution. There was in Mentone a celebrated English physician, Dr. Evan Griffiths —a skilful, prosperous man, very popular entotg the invalids and the Engle h at Mentone. fie lived with his tnoll:er in a pretty little villa. Popular as he was. he had never married It was said that he had no time for wooing. Pr. , Griffiths sat O evening, as1 r. Iff a one c i s. alone in his study, the servant an- nounced a young Indy. She had sent no card and had given no name, but looked trey ill. At firstthe doctor felt nnnoycd. lie had no liking (or tnysterious pa- tients, and felt it hard that he could not have one cigar in pence over the Lancet. "Show the lady in here," he •-uud, impatiently. But his impatience 'died away when a tall, closely veiled woman cnnce in and stood silently before him. She did not speak until the ser- vant had closed the door, then she raised her veil so that he could see her face and he wns startled by its delirnry and wonderful beauty. "I know that. 1 ant calling at an unusual time," site said. "1' thank you much for seeing me. i have a question to nsk—a question of life or death. Will you answer it?" "If i can," said the doctor. "Docs it concern yourself?" "Yes ,•• she replied. And then she felt that death and not life would be the answer, if he could judge from her fare. (To be Continued. ) Curious, but when a man gets old he chuckles over his youthful depravity, but. appears to think that. of the present generation abonin- able As a Thirst QuencherfA TALE OF VENGEANCE MURDER BY PUTTING POWDER - There Is no other beverage can compare with 1C1 s Ceylon Tea, which Is ab3oiutely the purest and most delicious tea the world produces. Blank, Mixed or Crean. lead Packets only. By all Croosrs. iilghast Award St. Louis, 1904. i-1.11.41•-1-211-1-hi-frit4't'-1-1.41+ The F2irni .-1 I4 -i -1-1'•I• h'�•t-'1»i-1+H AEItATiON Ole MILK. By titration of Milk we understand the exposing of milk to air, of the fort ing of air into milk, writes H. H. lkran. The theory of the prac- tice is that the oxygen of the air pun ilie.: or improves the milk and u' the same time gases or volatile oils which aro in the milk are en- abled to pass away. It is true that it the air to which the ntilk is ex- posed or which is f•-: tett into the milk is perfectly Suet., the result, un- dcubtedly, is an Mit-raven-tent in the flavor and physical quality of 11►e milk. But in many cases the air is not puto and that often as much harm as good is clone. Now to my mind for a than to aerate milk in a barnyard is one of the worst things he could possibly do. 1 epcak from experience. We have milked our cows in the yard, which, I think, is kept a good deal cleaner than the average barnyard. We have put the aerator over the fence, milked the cows and have let the milk run down over the aerator. Tho result was that we got some of the worst milk we could possibly have. Unless the air is pure, I think it would be best to cool the milk withe as little aeration us possible. The chief benefit from aeration, to my mind, is the opportunity that is given for any bad flavors, arising from ur.deairablo feed, or indigestion on the part of the cow, to pass away. There is also a certain amount of cooling which is advan- tageous. The cooling of milk I consider to be the ,post important point. The advantage of cooling is that it pre- vents the growth of bacteria or or- ganisms which are apt to develop bad flavors in the milk. There are two ways of cooling milk. One is by the maximum of exposure to the air, and the other is by the mini- mum of exposure to the air. The first method has this advantage, that you cool milk quickly. 'Fit E DISADVANTAGES. The disadvantages are, first, that you inust have water elevated or under pressure In order to use the ordinary cooler, and a great many farmers have not such n water sup- ply. The second disadvantage' is the labor of lift:eg tate milk up to the cooler and of washing the cooler afterward. I feel free to say that the majority of fanners will not undergo the labor to do this work properly. Where it is so difficult under our conditions, I think it would he almost impossible under the conditions of the ordinary farm, because there would be too much work. To lift the milk up, to let it run over the cooler, and afterward wash the cooler. is more than rho average man will do. Then there is the difficulty that by using such a cooler you expose the milk largely to the air, and so run the mune risk as in the use of the aerator. Any form of cooter which cools the milk rapidly exposes it largely to the air. And, while this gives an opportunity for the gases and volatile oils to pass away, im- purities are apt to be absorbed. 'I'o overcome this difficulty, various de- vices have been suggested to cool the milk.under cover. 1 believe the best plan is to set the cans of milk in cans of cold water. 1f you have running cold water at a temperature of 40 or 50 degrees. you have the ideal conditions:. Nhere that is not obtninuble, ice will be necessary in order to get the milk properly cool - el Inthatcase e ave the milk should be sufficiently stirred, while cooling, to bring the cool milk from the out- side of the can to the centre, and so facilitate the rapid cooling of the milk with a minimum of exposure to the air XARIOiJS WAYS Of STIRRING have been devised. We have one used in our dairy, but it is not wholly sntisfnctory. A young than called n' my oflice not long ago with a mechanism for this purpose. it was something like a clock; there wns a big spring, the unwinding of which was regulated, and which. in unwinding, Ret In motion paddles which would keep the milk stirred, We like best to call SCOTT'S EMULSION a food because it stands so em- phatically for perfect nutrition, And yet in the matter of restor- ing appetite, of giving npw strength to the tissues, especially to the nerves, its action is that of a medicine. Seed for fr.. sample. SCOTT & BO W N L, Chemists, Torose°, Ocazio. lot and $i cal all doquitisk preventing the cream rising, and fa- cilitate the cooling. Milk for fac- tory work should be cooled at a temperature at least below 70 de- grees. Where the milk is paid for by the fat content, the owner is as- sured of better and more uniform tests, if he will stir the milk and lacy the cream from rising. POUIJI'ItY AT FAIRS. The poultry department of fairs, both stale and county, should be in the hands of a practical up-to-date poultryman, and should be Man- aged in the sauce liberal manner as the regular winter poultry shows. The time -worn idea thut anything is good enough for poultry is past, thanks, writes Mr. 11. 1'. Schwab. Roomy and uniform coops should be provided, in a well lighted and ventilated building. The education- al side of all displays should be em- phasized. A building with plenty of ED GLASS IN FOOD. Trial About to Open at Some in Which Several Aristocrats Are Involved. A murder trial, involving several prominent urt.,tmrate, and resemb- ling in eumt- of its features the fatu- ous Muiri-liuumurtinl ruwtlty' cusey. tt'ill shortly be (1.,•n.•tl ut I'istoja. Italy, 'there the af,au• has created an immense sensation. The trial relates to the suspicious death of Signor Arturo Colzi, a well known sportsman, and sun of the immensely wealthy Cavalier') Vincen- zo ('olzl. The latter was separated about four yertrs ago front his wife, the daughter of a noble Florentine fam- ily, and has since been living with a married lady, who wits lucidly known as "Lit Belle (crlotta." Arturo Colzi, who was on most inimical terms with his father's lady friend, having recently died under very mysterious circumstances, two of his friends informed the public prusee'utor that Be111e tittle ago young Colzi surprised "Carlotta" in the act of opening his father's safe. SIGNED CON FESS 10N. Colza there and then forced her to write and sign the following confes- sion, which he afterwards showed his friends:—"1, the undersigned, was surprised in the act of rifling the safe of Signor Vincenzo Colzi, and I further confess that I have been in the habit of doing so for years." This confession was subsequently shown by young Colzi to his father, who destroyed the paper in his pro - Bence. daylight. with uniform and roomy Since then "Carlotta" has, it is coops will insure proper classilica- alleged, Leen taking every opportun- tion and permit the visitors to see ity to wreak her revenge not only and to compare the birds of each upon Auturo Colzi, but also upon variety, to note all their points in his wile and child. form and color, and to learn that On repeated occasions the Colzi something besides RI7e cuta a very family discovered the presence of large figure. They can thus learn glass filings in their food. the required standard form as well Finally, Arturo Colzi was attacked as color; they can then Netter see by a painful and lingering illness, the great advantage a standard bred bird has over the mongrel. for every eye, no matter how slow, will see the uniformity in the size of the standard bred bird as well as better note the form of body. In the males this denotes strength and vigor; and in the females profitable qualities, both as regular laying and for mar- ket purposes. 'Thus proper classifica- tion is really essential if the best interests of the whole people are to be served. Every bird should have a class of its own and compete singly for a prize. The old custom of showing birds in pairs, trios, etc., is an in- justice to both exhibitor and exhibit- ed. .fudges in those cases generally favor the male bird; in fact, some hardly look at the female, so a real- ly grand hen shown with an indiffer- ent male is hIrdly noticed, on ac- count of the nferior male, while if she had her due and single classifi- cation prevailed she would win the blue. Ily single entries we mean to have a class each for the cocks, cockrels, hens and pullets of each standard variety. The price of entry which, despite a skilful surgical op- eration, ended in his death. Quite recently one of the doctors who were in attendance on him confessed that Colzi's symptoms had shown all the characteristics of intestinal trraise tion, probably due to the presence of glass filings. PHYSICIAN'S STATEMENT. In the course of a preliminary ex- amination in court he added that Colzi's wife and children were. in his opinion, suffering from the same dis- order, ieorder, but that Signor Vincenzo Colzi's lady friend, who was very highly connected and exercised a great influence in society both at Pistol(' and Route had threatened that she would ruin hint if ho gave expression to his suspicions. Iiia conscience, however, would not per- mit him to maintain silence any longer. The Indy has been arrested On sus- picion, and is now awaiting trial. Poisor)ing by means of powdered glass or diamond was common in Italy in the 18th century. Benvenuto Cellini (1500-1371) relates in his should be as cheap as it is possible autobiography an attempt on hln to make it, while the premiums by powdered glass in his food when should he liberal. and conform with in prison. It was also one of the the expenses of the exhibitors. They famous Borgia methods of poison - should be large enough to allow the exhibitors to enter three or four birds for each class,ss thus making kinR a fine display, and if he wins have enough to pay the cost. I have known men to win all the prizes of- fered in several classes and still not have money enough to repay them for the entry elude, let alone the ex- penses of shipping. etc. How different with the horse, rat- tle, sheep and hog men. In most cases they pay a dollar or two and enter as many as they wish and they stand to win on each entry Iron $5 to $50. And this is not all, for in •many cases the animal is eligible to compete in several classes and may win from three to five premium and all ,good, heavy ones itt that. In The poultry men have long enough contended with conditions really be- yond end it 1 the selection of endurance. nrer•. (a judge the desires of the exhibitors should be heeded to ,he extent that a capable nun, one of experience, be chcsen A msec of such caliber will chnrge his price and prove his wort h. 'Ipt clay The t the farmcu�s' counnittee and of the nacre -n -year kind of judge and the judging is past forever. COMPLE'TIlD PROVERBS. "Opportunity knocks once at every I Y P mm's door," but often melee' sure the man is out before knocking. "it lakes 1Wo to make a quarrel." ilow about husband and wife, who are tete? "A fool and his money are soon ported," when the fool has friends. "Whatever man has done 'Han can do" better. "Look before you leap" out of the frying pan into the fire. "(honesty is exact to a penny," but not alwnys to larger antounte. "The best things are not bought. and old"; they are stolen and kept. "Pity is akin to love," but kin- ship dues not always signify friend- ship. "The second blow slakes fray," but not if the first is placed "'1'here'e ninny n slip 'twixt" the cradle and the grave "Everything cornett to the man who waits," except that for which he waits. "A fool is never wrong"; few of u', are. "He who hesitates" when lying "is lost." "Until a man find', a wifo he Is only half"; thereafter ho Is still less. Folling In lave with a girl's voice. a millionaire has just married her. Some day he may beer too much of 1t, the well ing. g WAYSIDE OBSERVATIONS, Sun spots—freckles. Experience is the mother of wis- dom. It Is more blessed to give than to beg. The dove of peace flies with leaden wrings An empty honor is full of dissatis- faction. Death may be slow, but he finally catches up. It ought to be accounted a crime to kill time. Some social lions are merely don- keys in disguise. It's funny how a shirtwaist !.cit makes a nen walk. The swell headed man has a stuffy air about him. The oftener a man loses his teutptr the snore he has of it. Life is a comedy of errors; a trag- edy of disappointments. Some people have nightmares, even while sleeping unthc their opportunities. After the gossip has told it all and added a good deal to the original story she ends by saying, "'There's is whole lot that I don't remember!" Marriages are made in heaven—and unmade on earth. If a singer's voice has a fine range it may succeed in making her a fat, pocket book. As to whether "a fool and his money are coon parted" depends al* together on how much he has. A man who 15 tired of the world is no more to than the worideis of him. It's strange that there are very few boys these days who wenr patched breeches. I'KACEE'UL Tilt :S AT LAST. Nell -1 stn surprised to hear that their married life Is to peaceful. When they were engaged they used to fight like cats and dogs. Belle—Yes; but they don't Ree near- ly so much of each tither now. "Are von theookery Expert'?" inquired the dyspeptic-loo'.ing call- er. "I am," replied the gentleman addressed. "What can 1 do for vei?' "firstly, what will dissolve a chunk of lend in the human »tom- ach? Secondly, won't you please re- train from publishing recipes for plum -pudding hereafter?' "Do you believe history repents itself?" asked the anxinus waiter. "i certainly do," replied the custo- mer. rising from the table, after hi! meal. "Well, a gentleman who was here yesterday gave me a dollar tip," said the teniter., looking side.. trays "Oh, well." said the patro,, buttoning up his coat to lease; "perhaps he will be in again to- day