Loading...
HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1905-09-14, Page 3• 0 illasewswawe ear 00000.00.00000000000. YOUNG FOLKS CS00000 000000 PRAYl•:Rejlilt A LITTLE BOY. 1 Now 1 layette• down to sleep, The New York Times says a good 1 pray thee Lord, my bout to keep. deal of interest has been aroused in 1f 1 should ere before I wake, medical circles by a circular issued 1 pray thou, Lord, •ny soul to take. by the New York post -graduate hos- pital relating to t he treatment of tuberculosis under the supervision of 1)r. John F. Russell, in the hutrpi- tal annex in Mast 19th street. The circular aims to sl • how tubercu- losis can be treated in the home by the careful selection of foods. In almost miraculous cure of ltheuu►a- it 1)r. ltussell brings forward a constitutional disease tendencies and a titan by using Dudd's Kidney Pills. treatment of his own which is hailed disease immunities by the marriage; "For four years 1 suffered excruci- w•ith approval by the Post -graduate unions of different tendencies and aging torture," nays Mr. Doig. ffi Hospital ocials and a medical coin- inuuunities. When a person has a was scarcely afrom n hour free fropain. in it tee appointed to examine into disease unlike that which either par -I1 could not lie down to lake rest, these variations occurring in morbid' choir " FRUITS AND VEGETABLES1 HOW TO KILL INSANITY SUCCESSFUL TREATMENT FOR CONSUMPTION. Dr. Russell's Simple Remedies Which Have Proved of Great Benefit. And this 1 ask for Jesus' sake. But while 1 live, I want to be from quick and angry passions free. 11"ith gentlo thoughts, Lind happy face d pleasant words in every place. I ray, whatever wrong 1 do, I'll never say what 1s mit true; Be willing at nay task each day, and always honest in ioy. play. Rieke me unselfish with my joys and genyruus to other boys; And rind and helpful to the old, and prompt to do what I out told. Bless every one i love, and teach me how. oto help and comfort each. Give i me the strength right -living brings, and snake good in little things Amen. THE UNEXPECTED GUEST. They were having a little picnic down in the grove. The table was set on a flat rock, and the dolls had a place at this table and a real plate. The paper dolls were too small to corse to the first table, and so they were put to sleep in a branch of the spruce -tree. Natalie was baking the biscuits in the oten down by the brook, and. Molly was busy cleaning the recep- tion -room over by the swing. Thera was to be a tea at tour, and many guests were expected. They worked with a will. What would have been said if mother had asked for so much sweeping and dusting at home? Molly brought up the biscuits (which mother had really given therm), and they set out the cookies and the jelly. The table looked quite festive. "Now we must get ready to A1l4mc," said Molly. So they put on their hats and pre- pared ro-pared to take the part; of guests — having completed the part • 1 house- keepers. They walked away down by the teepee, and delayed a respec- table time for expectation among the dolls. "It is a fine afternoon," said Mol - 1y, in a mincing voice. "I hope all the people won't be there before us; 1 ant afraid. Wo are a little late." 'J•1 es, 1 amt sure we are," said Natalie. "for my carriage was do- lt3yeti by an accident." And then, at that very minute, they saw how much too late they were, for F'ido was seen standing in the very middle of the banquet - table; the jelly was overturned, the biscuits scattered and the cookies eaten. What scampering there was! They forgot that they were Mrs. Bronson and Mrs. Var. Dyke. They were Jure Molly and Natalie, and very angry little girls. Fido was chased away, [there he sot in disgrace un- der a tree, and all the preparations had to bo made again. It took them some time to repair the dam- age. 'I don't believe the caterer will bring those cciokies, after all," said Molly, try big to make the best of it. "I am afraid our guests will be disappointed." Natalie looked at the dulls, star- ing with button eyes at the board. 'they don't show it; they are too polite." she. said. They were '-missed, and one would never have guessed that they minded at all, while the paper dolls had slept through it all. ` ANIMAL lLEItOi•:S. The (ollowhig facts concerning ani- mals which have distinguished them- selves on military service are inter- est ing:-- Lurd Roberts has a splendid gran- ite tomb for his favorite horse, which. after carrying him : hroug;h- out the Afghan war and during his nteuu:r1t►le forced march from Cahill to Candahar, wan decorated on its return to England by Queen Vic- toria with the Afghan war medal and the Candahar star, honors like- wise accorded by the venerable sov- ereign to Bob, the canine pet of the Royal Berkshire Regiment, width was present at the battle of Mai - wand and figures conspicuously in Lady Butler's painting entitled 'The Last Stand at Maiwand.' Queen Victoria had nlr•endv previously de- corated a dog of the name of Jack, a pet of the Scots Guards, for sav- ing the life of a woimcle(1 soldi r at the battle of the Alma, and for re- penting this pi!rfurnuimce at hiker - :min. She herself affixed the Crime- an medal to his collar when he was presented to her on his return to London with his regimentand another dog, known ns Tiny, belong- ing to the Army Service Corps, and wounded in the battle of Tel-el-Kc- bir, received the Bronze Star from the lute Khedive. Decoration vas the (tte of Jacob, the pet goes(' of the Culutr•enr0 Guards. who Joined that regiment, in Canada. serve([ with it throughout the rebellion, and returned with it to England, where It became n popular figure at St. George's llnerarks, in London, by truing the "seetry go" with all the stfi!!e noel importance of It full- fledged guardsman. It is still to be seen. steeled. of course in 1ho guard -house of 51. George's Bar- racks. its neck being adorned with • collar bearing the words. ''1)1e51 on duty " -+ Miss 11 rn (ferry -free, homely, and unm:u:i••l)--"t)h, Mr. Blunt, 1 had such n stratify Brenn last night." Air Illenrt—' i1ha• ivns it, Miss Flora?" Miss Flora—"I dreamed that we trete Harried and on our wedding tour. i'J.•t you ever have such a dreamt?" Mr. Illunt (energe- tically) -"Nle. indeed. i never had the nightmare in my life!" THE PROBLEM OF MARRIAGE UNION. Physicians Plan • Scheme of Men- tal Breeding to Overcome Vice and Sin. The tutute work of medicine, said Dr. henry Maudsley at the British Medical Association Congress at Leicester will be mainly to prevent and stop the,begimlings of disease; itt fact, to teach the body to die at lastof old age, as every doctor ought theoretically himself to die. Might not some good comic, he asked, from systematic enquiries in- to the production and elimination of SUFFERED TORTURE FOR FOUR YEARS THEN DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS CURED WM. DOEG'S RHEUMATISM. He Was so Bad That He Could Not Lie Down, but Had to Sit Night and Day in a Chair. Sundridge, Ont., Sept 4—(Special). —Mr. William Doc•g, of this plain, now a hale, hearty man, tells of his the annex work. Dr. ltussell says he ent ht d he alight still Otto it to but had to sit night and day in a found a combination of foods which heredity just as they do physiolugl- seems to be effective in the destruc- tion of the bacilli of tuberculosis, ANCESTRAL GROWTH. The most beneficial item of the food combination—consisting of butter, What was the constitutional dis- bread eggs, milk and emulsion — is, posit' , if any, most likely to cause he says, vegetable juice. Since the a tc'tlticiwy to cancer? Having re- Then I read of some remarkable introduction of this juice the repart gated to the local invasion and dig- cures by Dudd's Kidney Pills. 1 records remarkable results among tribution of cancer, its provocation procured a box and soon found they the tuberculosis patients. The fluid, by local irritation, its more than ac- were doing ole good and before which Dr. ltussell and his colleagues cidentnl heredity and its quiet nettle- had finished the second box I was at the post -graduate hospital believe anent in the system, it seemed prob- entirely free from pain and a new to have beneficial properties is the able that its unruly proliferation of main." combined juice of every kind of Veger cells, however provoked, betrayer! Dodd's Kidney I'ills always cure tables to be had in the market. It the awakening to activity of the sit- Rheumatism by putting the iCithieys has been in use in the hospital along ent memories of ancestral germinal in shape to take the cause —Uric with other diet since January 7th. growth. Acid—out of the blood. It is now recorded that in the first Another point worthy o[ investiga- tion was how best to [nate the per - five months of this year eleven pa- son having a native tendency to in- CHINESE WOMEN FIGHTERS.tients were discharged "apparently" sanity so as to cancel it in the pro- cured, against a record number of gent', or, better still, convert it into Women in China have the privilege 13 cures effected during the whole a good evolution variation, for that of fighting in the wars. In the re - 12 months of 1904. 'Iliis sudden in- crease and the fact that the pati- ents are still thriving upon the vege- table juice treatment lead the ex- aminers to believe that T)r. ltussell has discovered a fluid the properties of which are fatal to the progress of tuberculosis. "I was treated for rheumatism by several ductus, and also tried sev- eral medicines without receiving any benefit. Almost in despair 1 feared 1 never again would be front pain. t•. FbOD O12 ANTI -TOXIN. '•11'hat. this vegetable juice is," said Dr. Tkmald M. Barstow, cue of the cotnrnittee examining I)r. Rus- sell's method at the post -graduate hospital, "none of us can say. It may be a food or it may he anti- toxin. I amt inclined to think it is a food which so builds up the con- stitution of a patient that present- ly the system is strong enough to give battle to and overcome the ba- cilli of tuberculosis. "I do not wish to be quoted as saying that. this vegetable juice is a cure for tuberculosis. I only know that it. is beneficial when given to the patient with other foods. What it may turn out to be is another matter." In the report issued by the post- graduate hospital, the preparation of the vegetable juice is thus de- scribed: Equal parts by weight of raw vegetables are scrubbed with a brush in fresh tenter then mixed and chopped until the particles are small enough to go into the receiver of a grinding machine where the altars is reduced to a pulp. The pulp is collected and the juices squee.ed through r course muslin cloth. The vegetables first used were potato, oniop, beet, turnip, cabbage and celery. Eater were'ad- ded sweet potato, apple, pineapple, carrot, parsnip. and later still rhu- barb (pie plant), summer squash, to- mato, spinach. radishes, Haring beans and green peas with the pods." In his report to the hospital and the' circular issued by the post -gra- duate oglicials to private physicians, Pr. Russell thus speaks of tubercul- osis and the vegetable juice:— LACK 1N THE DIET. "Experience in a large number of cases of consumption has led to the conclusion that in cases of apparent- ly curable type who fail to get well, the cause of the failure is the lack of an unknown eonething- in the diet. fn cases where, the patients respond but very alowly this mysterious something is supplied in insufficient quantities or at too long intervals. "For n ber of years i Pave been searching for this unknown something or its source of supply and vegetable juice Is the final out- come." SAFETY FOR LITTLE ONES. I':very mother who has tried Baby's Own 'Pallets becomes enthusiastic about then[—tells every other mo- ther hots. Nitfe and how effective they are, how 11 it relieves the anxi- ety over baby's health to use these Tablets, Mrs. S: W. Crawford,' '11 peon, Ont., says:—"My holey was ill with constipnt.iuu tied teeth- ing troubles and i grace him Baby's Own Tablets, which gave spesely re- lief. 1 consider the tablets nn ex- cellent medic an. for children." 'These tablets cure const ipntion, teething troubles, diarrhoea, simple fevers, destroy worms, brenk up colds an.' promote natural healthy sleep. Anil you have n guarantee thnt there is not a particle of opiate or poisonous soothing stufT in them. Sold by all medicine dealers or sent by mail at 2f: cents n box by writing 'The 1)r. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville.. Ont. Rend for our little hook on the care of infants and young c•hil- dren--free to all mothers. a WORK FOR '1'111: INSANE. Work for the insane is a special study at the Villejuif As tum, I'ttris. Painting, carving, sketching, and even tattooing are included, and re- covery 1s often due to the misery. merit. in other cases the condition of the patient's mind is mirrored in the work done. aiding the physician in his study of the case more than nay long discussions or consnita tions. "Iinw is Duffson getting on?" "Oh! he's r'roting rirlt by hie pen " "1 didn't know he watt a literary man!" "ire isn't: he keeps pig-." was what sometimes happened, one child of a neuro-hatic family, dying in a lunatic asylum, while another rose to eminence as poet, painter or orator. EPILEPSY AND INSANITY. Why, and under what conditions was the epilepsy of one generation transformed into the insanity of the next generation? How was it that diabetes and insanity go together in some families or alternate in them through generations? When medical science could answer these and like questions it might then dictate some wise eugenic rules. In concluding Pr. lifuudsley said it was certain that there were laws of mental breeding yet to be discovered, and it was no more unlawful to en- quire scientifically into the nature of vice and sin than into the nature and actions of poisons: hatred was as natural as hunger. and stood in no less need of scientific explanation. That moral qualities were not de- pendent o-pendent upon physical constitution, and have no physical connection whatever. was an opinion. which, al- though fostered in the supposed in- terests of morality, eras really a hindrance to the growth of lera(•tical morality. INVENTED FOR GIRLS FIRST. handball is the oldest gauge known. Millions of boys and girls play it the world over, yet never give a grateful thought to its in- ventor. Most of them will be sur- prised to learn that so simple a thing needed "inventing" at all. Herodotus and ilommer, two famous Greek writers, have preserved the inventor's name, and it is a feminine one. Yes, a woman made the first toy hall, and her name was Anaga- lia. She was a noble lady of Cor- es•rit, and she gave it, when finished. to the: little daughter of the King of Alcinous. Nr, other toy has furnished so Much amusement, nor is there an- other so necessary in many games as is the simple article. It is strange. too, that so few of these games are for girls. Do not forget that the hall was invented by a w an for girls, although boys may be grate- ful for all the fun they have with it. WONI►EiRS OF '1'1(E 1411(1)'S BEAK. Tie a man's hands and arms tight- ly behind his hack and tell him that he must find and prepuce hie f 1, build his home, and perform all the business of life in such a position, what a pitiable object he would pre- sent, yet this is not unlike whet birds have to do. Almost every form of animal and vegetable life is used as food by one or another of the species; their most intricately -built homes and their 'nethods of defence may he beret' by the score; the care of their delicate plumage would alone seem to naecetisitnte tunny and veiled instruments, yet all thin is done by it8 bill, ter Amok. 'Tho beak of a parroa is a wonderful tool. !loth its upper and lower mandibles are hinged to the bird's skull, thus giv- ing greet flesiIdItty and freedom of movement. The long„ !minted hill of the woodpecker serves its owner well for penetrating to ti a burrows of wood -loving insects. The study u1 birds' bills is an interesting hobby. A RADII) ViEW "Now, professor." said Miss' Kay, "you know something of herutan na- ture; at what nge does the average man of int elligehre marry?" "Ilot nt. '" promptly replied the crabbed old follow. hellion of 1850 women did as touch fighting as men. At Nankin, in 1853, 500,000 women from various parts of the country were formed into brig.ndes of 13,000 each, under female officers. Of these soldiers 10,- 000 were picked women, drilled and garric:oned in the city. 1' Cucumbers and mains are "forbidden fruit" to many persons so constItu that the least indulgence is followed by attacks of cholera, dysentery. griping, etc. These persons are not aware that they can indulge tin their heart's content 111 they hnvo on hand a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial, a medicine that will give immediate relief, anti is a sure cure for all summer com- plaints. ON NEWMARKET HEATH ENGLAND'S AUTOCRATIC JOC- KEY CLUB. Can 'Virtually Bar Every Race Course Against a Man. There is not a more widely influ- ential or autocractic corporation on earth than the .lackey Club, which [nay be said to rule horse -racing all over the world. It is, as most peo- ple know, withal the powers of the club to put an end to the racing ca- reer of a horse -owner, trainer, jock- ey, or anyone else eonnecttd with the sport ley warning him "off the Ileat.h"—which means Newmarket Ileath—thereby making hint a " 'narked man" in the spurting world and virtually barring every race course against him. And this can be done without, assigning a reason; and the offender has no chance of appeal, since there is no higher authority than that which has condemned him. But there are other penalties than this to meet possible offences against "the morality of the turf," and quite an elaborate system of forfeits exists. Tacitly every "sport" who engages in horse -racing adrnits his liability to the lines. penalties, and forfeits which the Jockey Club or the stewards of "local" meetings tnay at. any time THINK FIT '1'O INFLICT. 1)eliunce is almost unknown, and it persisted In would duubtle+s entail the extreme penally of Turf law. Every race -horse owner, trainer, and jockey is, therefore, more or less under the governance of the club. which has assumed especially large powers for dealing with jockeys, [chose licenses to ride may he can- celled or eusgxndcd for ttlnIoHt any length of time ret the discretion of the stewards. The stewards of all "local" rnce- meetings, loo, have temporary juris- diction over owners, trainers, jock- eys, and others on their own course's and are enlpowir'tl Io inflict fnws to any amount not exceeding £Cie. Any nVenre which could not be adequate- ly punished by a fine to the full amount would be reported to, and dealt with by the Jockey Club, which would indeed, probably in- quire into the facts of any offence whatsoever, though it is not actual- ly supposed to take cognizance of small offences dealt with by the stewards of tho meetings. Fines are but rnrely. however, imposed for real offences, for the reason that i1 is deemed necessary for everyone connected ttith the stables to be ab- solutely above suspicion, and where an actual offence against the laws or morality of the turf is committed noire condign punishment than n mere fine is ge'nernlly inflicted. ALL 51)it'I:S 01' OFFENCES nre punisher. For instance, nn own- er pays an entrance fee of $50 for each of his candidates for the (herby and he is at, liberty to scratch (hem any gime before the race. 1f he ,trrtltcltes a candidate before it cer- tain dale he recovers L45 of the entrance fete, but after that date only £25 is returned to him, the balance being held ns a penalty for his procrastination. The object of these fines is to de- ter oWrers cnt.eririg improbable run- ner' and complicating the arrange- rs, nts and confusing the betting at the last moment by wholesale scratchings. Even despite these penalties, owners often enter three or four horses for IS race without Unless the soap you use has this brand you are not getting the best Lek Gtr tae Octagon tzar. any intention of running more than one; the idea being to start only the home which trains fittest up to the last moment. Theo, it is the fancy of some own- ers to race under assumed names. The Jockey Club dues not Rachid this, but imposes a fine of £30 on those who claire the privilege, and, of course, at the same time the own- ers' rout names are always known to the authorities. Later on, when ono Or two stylish things have been pull- ed off and the owIcrs have worm out their modesty, they, perhaps, feel they would like to be known in their own names as the possessors of Home good horse and as patrons of the report of kings, and, there- fore register themselves in their pet- i ronytnies. The Jockey Club dues not forbid this—it rather favors it, indeed, for it immediately CLAIMS AN(YPIIEIt £30. Similarly, a fine is imposed when a horse's name is changed. Half a crown only nixed be put down to ob- tain official registration of a horse's cognomen; twit if, on second thoughts, the owner decides to change the anima name, he Is at liberty to do so ' lnly when he has paid another £5. Five pounds is also the antou tt of the fee payable for the registr Tion of an owner's racing colors, which may, however, be registered from year to year at 5s. a time, provid- ing no change in them is made. The club is very strict on the point that a horse shall not run under any other curers than those its owner has Iormnlly registered as his own. For any infraction of this rule a fine of £10 may be inflicted on the own- er of the horse. lodge an objection to a horse which has won or been placed itt a race the objector has to deposit £5 with the stewards, and if his abjec- tion is not upheld lie never Nees his deposit money again. More than that it his objection proves to be frivolous, he may, in addition to losing his £5, be fined as well. In a recent case of this kind the stew- ards held that an objection lodged against the winner of a hurdle race at Haydock Park was "frivolous, unwarrantable and objectionable," and beside estreating the deposit Honey, fined the objector £20 to emphasize their judgment. BAN ON CHECIC REIN. The King Has Declared Against Neck -breaking Fashion. King Edward has again shown kindness its well as good taste, by declaring against the use of the over- head check rein on horses, whose ef- fect is anything but graceful, and his humanity by insisting on cer- tain reforms in sport and the cure of wild animals. Recently he decreed the abolition of steel traps in catch- ing rabbits and other ground game— shooting pigeons from traps was long ago planed under the royal ban. When it is remembered what an im- mense influence the King's example has upon all classes of society, all lovers of wild and dumb creatures will rejoice at the wide publication of these acts of humanity. which 1 If By This Time T�:t Ar• "•t 1441""" 146. TEA Is to BEST on the MARKET it must to the fault of the advertising, not the fault of the TEA, so you can't have tr'e.1 i'. BLUE RIBBON IS, AMD ALWAYS WILL BE, THE BEST • 'i fs• r • FEEDING FACTS In ordinary g the steer nsumes about ?q' of its ordinary feed; the balance is un- digested or wasted. This undigested balance can be made to give to I lb. extra gain per day, and at a profit, by adding the "salt, pepper, and gravy" to its food to make it "tasty." You like these on your own food ; why not the animal. Like ourselves the animal longs for a "tasty" meal, It starts the "mouth watering" before eat- ing, and the stomach fills with digestive fluids to thoroughly dissolve the food. This extra amount of digestive fluid dis- solves an extra amount of food. This is where the extra gain comes in. Clydesdale Stock Food is the "salt, pepper and gravy" that makesthe animal's "mouth water." It is equally good for Horses, Sheep and Hogs. Nothing injurious in it andcansgtop feeding it without harmful effects. Human beings can take it witif benefit. We take it every day. We know its contents. It is made clean. If not satisfied your money will be cheerfully refunded by the dealer. TRY HERCULES POULTRY FOOD CI,YDIKSDAfell STOCtt' POOD CO., Limited TORONTO. Is a fine business for a young man. $4o.00 ato $60.00 a month to start. Best place to learn is in CENTRAL TELECRAPijY 8CA80L TORONTO. Free catalogue T sent en request. Write. T. J. Johnston, W. M. SHAW. Manager. President. P.04-0.-0+04-04-044040+04-0+ LIFE-SAVING INVENTION. A poor laboring man in Denmark has made a new invention in life- saving. Ile impregnates clothes with a substance which will keep a ship- wrecked person afloat for several days without losing its property. A coat, a vest, a travelling rug—in fact. any pisco of wearing apparel impregnated with the stuff is enough to keep anyone above water. Tho invention has been successfully dem- onstrated, 1t Retains Old and Makes New Friends.—Tinto was when Dr. 'Thomas' l:clectric Oil had but a small field of distribution. but now its territory le widespread. 'Thome who first recognized its curative qualities still value It as a specific, and while it retains its old friends it is ever making new. It is certain that whoever once uses 11 will not bo without it. "Blinks has a perfect mania for condensing everything. 1)id you hear how lie proposed?" "No." "Ile hyld up an engagement -ring be- fore the girl's faresland said 'i:h?' " "And what dict she say?" "She Just nodded." -- Lever's Y -Z (Wise Ilead) Disinfect- ant Soap Powder is a boon to arty show him to be (Desirous of lessening dome. It disinfects and cleans at their sufferings, and, as fur as he the same time. can, the tendency to cruelty in sport. Societies for the prevention Sher -'And now th,t we are en - of cruelty to animals; haves a power- gaged, Arthur, dear, how long shall fol ally in the King, and should give the engagement be f ,t he (an the fact ,tho widest publicity. Hu- absent-minded lawye. wt.; Ilea just man nature is so constituted that drawn. up a lease) --"tet. ninety-nine people like to think they are in the. years, I s'pose." fashion with the great, and good example is an contagious as bad ex- ample, when royalty leads the way. • After all there is a bit of satisfac- tion in not monkeying with u burt,- MIN . -4 STRONGER THAN MEAT. A Judge's Opinion of Grape -Nuts. A genlletnan who has acquired a judicial turn of mind from experi- ence unrhe bench out in the Sun- flower State, writes a carefully con- sidered opinion as to the value of Grape -Nuts as food. Ile says: "For the pact .5 years Grape -Nuts has; bei'n a prominent feature in our bill of filre. The crisp food with the delicious, nutty flavor has beet a an indispen- sable recessity in my f •ly's every, tiny life. "It hut; proved to be noose. health- ful and beneficial, and has enabled Hs (0 practically abolish pastry and pies from our table, for the children prefer Grape -Nuts and do not crave rich and unwholesome food. "Grape -Nuts keeps us all in per- fect physical condition—as n preven- tive of disease it is beyond value. I Holloway's Corn Cure Is the medicine to remoVe ell kinds of corns and warts. and only costa the small sura of twen- ty -give conte. "You're no use about the house, ?lfatildn," said the harassed mother. "You can't boil a potato; you can't wash n dish; 'you can't dust the mantelpiece without smashing half the ornaments. You'd better just apply for a 'situation as a lady help." There Is nothing equal to (traces' Worm I:xtermbrntor struying worms. No article of has given such sntisfuction. Mother for de- lta kind ANSWERING ABERNETHY. Although one of the main charac- teristics of the famous Dr. Abernethy was the readiness with which ho could administer a sharp and witty retort when occasion anise, he wits once considerably nonplussed by the remnrk of a medical student. "What mould you du," the doctor asked the student at an exi►minn- tion, "if a man was placed in your hands with n broken leg?" "Set it sir," wits the reply. "Good, very gond; you are it witty young; man; anti doubtless you can tell me tthat nrirscics of the body I would mote if I were to kick you, as have been particularly impressed by you deserve, for your impertinence''" the beneficial effects of (3r4pe-Nuts "You would put into motion," re- trou- plied the student, not in the hest erup- abashed, the Gems; and extensors of colo- my right nen, for 1 would forthwith knock you down." when used by ladies who are bled with face blemishes, shin tions, etc. It clears up the plexion wonderfully. "As to its nutritive qualities, my exp'rience is that 0110 small dish of Grope -Nuts is superior to n pound of meat for breakfast, which is an important consideration for anyone. it satisfies the appetite and streng- thens the power of resisting fatigue, while its use involves none of the disagreeable consequences that eometimee follow a meal breakfast " Name given by 1'osturn Co., )tattle Creek, Mich. There's a reason. it west the wedding clay nett the unfortunate bridegroom was making his exit with the usual accuutpnni- ments of rice and old boots. He snatched his hat from n p''g, we/eel an umbrella from the hall stand, and was going nut of the door, when the bride's (ether trilled after him:— "You've taken my umbrella, I'"mw. Bring it back ret once. i've six dnughters, but only nrse good um- brella." WOINIEN's an T411o'ed d I'r t1, . mad %Il bend ! p,' free s'�mplesaerie aad w -;les Na 14. 8OL'TBCOTT 8U IT 1.0., Loadoe, Oat, The lchttene ageing has great reediest Qualdties fnr rheumatism, et: The eying is on 100 acre faro, pries 1075. C,.aretd land 70 serer, 30 In ,wt pit . buildire timber. valued at ghee. All jested; a aprovsd with a fee hug; cote to ,iyage. r alp s Slagle young lady. I bar e no use for a farm Miss Jeesr■ TOW, Colbourn P.O., Worcester Ca, Md. Frneu elissee in that world. ,Ibit SALE —EVEaVPODY Wilt) I- 1 keeps hens or pets should send Oc at once and get the best practical inlorruatioll and latest news ehnut poultry and pet stock keeping, every month for the• next 18 months. Money back if not satlsficd. Agents wanted. Address, Poultry News, Owen Sound, Furniture Free For your assistance in introducing our household goods we give, with- out charge, fine Household Furniture. Silverware, Watches, etc. This Is Your Opportanity to Furnish Your Homo Without Any Cash Outiay. Wo pay freight. Don't wait. Send for descriptive catalogue to -day. THE COLONIAL SALES Co Toronto, Ont. oIng 1 Cleaning 1 teas Ne her lest seed ecce Wer! to as a ANERICAU STIuSO 01.• geese be est la peer tees, at a,aa easel. YNifalilrToronte. Ottawa, OWN USE FOR LOVE -LETTERS. At a fashionable wedding at Ia nch- hurg, Virginia, a little Ploy and girl preceded the bride and brideg'o•itn up the aisle of the church, each carrying a silk pillow stuffed with ♦he love -letters of the bridal pair. The latter knelt on the pillotes dur- ing the cctcntony. A Carefully Prepared PI11.—Much time and attention were expended in the ex- perimenting with the ;ngrcdieuts that enter into the composition of I'arme- lee's Vegetable Pills before they were brought to the state In witch they were first offend to the public. What- ever other pills may he, Parincice's Veg- etablu fills are the result of touch ex- pert study, and all persons sufferin Trow dyspepsia ur disordered liver rind kidneys may confidently ac- cept them as being what they are rep- resented to be. "Although the heart. and pulse become fixed, and the hotly rigid and cold, life may still be present. All bodies should he kept from 'seven to ten days before being buried, li or- der to ser, whether decomposition has begun." A Muccessful ttedicIne.—Everyone wt�h- en to be surcessful In any undertaking in which he may engage it is there- fore, extrernelr gratifying to the pro- tprietors of 1 arniclee's Vegetable Pills o know that the r efforts to r"►npnund a medicine which would prove a bless- ing to mankind have been successful be - 701.1 their'xi.'rtntlons The endorse - tion of these !'ills trythe public is a guarantee that a pill has been pro- duced which will fulfil everything claim- ed fur It. Augustt,s (who has been looking at a comic paper)—"I shout.! hate to IS' a public character, doncherknoW, Miss Flash, and have all the fenny papers printing things about Ise that would lower me in the estimation of my acquaintances." Miss Flash — "iteally, Augustus, i don't think the funny papers could possibly print anything that would make anyone who knows you think less of you." r Trirri"•r Croup eviT co•r:h Iri n dsmernn= tbng he lttlefaineeeruner::'•. '11o r tht a''meanie. It 1. tO e serious it:: ()ire theta Shiioh's Consumption CureTlieoniLung Tc it k •'taar.nt In eek.•, will cur., tam g'•s;e; and 1.&.s no unpleasant PAM' ci,,rt.s. .1' 011 :7 0,:,:-=r, t ", S," and 51.0' a ',late. (r2 ISSUE NO. 31-05.