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Exeter Times, 1905-08-24, Page 6CQoaoOoao>"(,000O000°101SON IN ICE DREAM G00D ANIMAL STORIES iIE TELLS THEM 0i OU NO Y IN BIRMINGHAM, TRUE YARNS ABOUT OUR TO ASK THE 1.0.F. A BUSY DA FOLKS p ENGLAND. FOUR -FOOTED FRIENDS. JOHN J. BURNS CUBED BY The Hospitals Crowded With A Dog Dug Up Carrots and Gave Oones-.srsoO YCOOoo•O0o)04 ° Sufferers From Baleful Them to a Horse -Monkey DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. Divides Banana• 110W TEL) REMEMBERED. Teddy was out in the back bard playing with Johnnie Gibbs. They were playing; stvutut,uut and had just had a dreadful disaster when mam- ma came to the door. "I want you to go down the street fur talc, '!'eddy," she said. "1 Must have some baking powder atltd va- nilla before 1 can finish my baking. "But lin all smashed up, mam- ma," answered Teddy, from under a pile of rubbish. "They'll pull inc out 'fore long and find out if 1'ni killed or not. If 1 ain't, p'r'ul►s 1 can go binieby.,► Mainnia laughed. "I don't see how I can trait, sty son. Judging from appearances` 1 do not think you are killed. and I can join the rescu- ing party and help out. I want my babakingput::.:•.r as soon as possible.' Ted crawled slowly out. wish things could be made without things,:' he said, rather vaguely. "Or else I wish papa wotlicl keep a store himself right here at home, then I wouldn't always have to stop right in the most interesting place. Couldn't you anyhow get !.long without 'tau?" "No, my dear; but it you go right along quickly you will soon be back. As a general rule, I want my little boy to do errands for me because he loves me; but since you were in such a critical condition I will give you two pennies to spend. Now, don't forget, Teddy, baking powder and vanilla. fay it over five times, to be sure." "Bakin' powder and verniller. Won't forget; see if I do-bakin' powder and verniller. Po you care what kind of candy I get?" "No, just what you like, it it come:; within your means. What is it you are to get for me?" "tiakiu' powder and cverniller. Won't forget, never." "Perhaps not, but say it over to yourself on the way and go as quickly as you can." Down the road ran Ted. 'Bakin' powder-1'll get a candy cigar-ver- niller - and p'r'eps a chocolate mouse. Bakin' powder --I don't know but I'd rather have just taffy; it takes longer to eat, 'cause it sticks to your teeth. What. was that other thing mamma wanted? I should like a whole pound of candy once. Oh, clear! I can't remember what that other thing was, an' I kept saying it like everything! Well, it I get one, maybe she con get along without the other. I'll risk Mr. Clark what he supposes it was; maybe he will remember for sue. I 'most think I won:t get a cigar, after all. _I'll have more fun, I guess if it was all one kind. When you can't have much of a thing, you just git goin', and it's all gone. I'm going to get all taffy.' having set- tled the momentous question n his t they come on unexpectedly. Penny Ice. I� or four hours on a recent Sun- day afternoon and evening the Bir- mingham I'....i.u►d hospitals were The dispute between those who believe in the reasoning powers of animals and their opponents, who fairly besieged. A constant stream ascribe, every action of the dumb of vehicles kept arriving and flit- creation to mere instinct, is an old charging sick children. The little sore; but fresh facts are contittt►nity elle came in cabs aid trurucars, in cropping up to add to the interest perambulators and ambulance's• of the controversy. here are a few Many of theta were sufTering leant stories of dugs and other animals, violent abdominal plains, earl all domestic and othet•w•ise, which will were afflicted with alarming sickness. atiord food for thought to either section of the disputants. 'Phut dogs are capable of disinter- ested friendship for other animals is beyond dispute. Professor Wesley Mills, in his luminous and deeply in- teresting work on animal intelligence mentions tt dog that struck up a friendship with one of his Master's At first it was feared some new and deadly epidemic had broken out, but inquiries made proved that they were ItII patrons of tan Italian ice- cream vendor on the Parade. In all 45 cases Here attended by tho demors. In many instances the work of the iie+lical risen had been mado light by the intelligence of the cut t iug;c-horse<. her some time police, who bad promptly iidininis- tercd erncti_5. without waiting for carrots y'cre missed fro'n the kitch- thc doctor. en witches and, tt watch being kept, Parents and friends of the s,iffererss it was fou:id that thedog had► been n became greatly excited, antic•ipatinb in the. habit of diggingis tat equine friend. He Had Chronic Inflammation' of the Kidneys -Says His Brother Foresters Can Tell all About it. Darnley, P.1•:.1., Aug. 1.1 (Special). --.1u1u1 J. Ilurns, a prominent mem- ber of the 1.().F., here. whose cure of Chromic inflammation of the Loins rood 1' jdie''s caused a sensa- tion :atone time ago, reports that ne it, still in splendid health. "Yes," says; ir. horns, "rely cure 's e•litire- ly satisfactory. I have had 710 trou- ble since 1 used tlottd's Kidney 1'ilts. They drove away the disease from which 1 suffered for eight year's. •' No, I'll never forget 1)odd's Kid- ney !'ills. The doctor could not help ate. I got so 1)0(1 I could scarcely walk. sit or sleep. 1 was about tel give up entirely when an adver- tisement led me to try Dodd's Kid- ney fills. Now 1 nie in good health. the worst consequences. 'there fusee pteve't,ttng thein to p I)odd's Kidney Pills saved my life." tonne noisy scenes outside the hospi- Nov, dogs do not theinsteves con- if any one doubts Mr. Burns' story tel, anti then an indignant crowd aider carrots a delicacy. flow was he simply refers thein to his brother went off in search et the ulna who that particular thinker to know that. I•'oreeters. They all know how he had sold the ice cream. Ile beat a a present of that Rater() would be suffered and that Ilucld's Kidney Pills hasty retreat, which was covered by acceptable to hit.; friend the horse? cured him. the police. It was well that n good If reason was not in operation there force of constables was on the scene. something; very like it must have or the man would certainly have been. fite•e', holding his muzzle in its little been handled roughly. , I{i'l"1'1':N�l. paws, and carefully licking it all DU(. UI 1'f!!. 'I'he remainder of the ice cream has over. in this particular instance of been :;eked by the police. It is be- A somewhat. similar story was animal friendship it may he that ing kept in a frozen condition and told by a correspondent of the the clog's patience and politeness in was handed over to the analyst. ICE CREAM FOR BABIES. For a time the condition of some of the children was exceedingly ct it- ical and but for the prompt measures taken might have had fatal conse- quences. All the sufferers were discharged from the hospital on Saturday night, though many remain under medical treatment at their homes. A striking lfeat> entuoftttho "clittle in vain• Finally, a bright idea is the fact that not seen a kitten pretend that a immediately, which will Prevent him sufferers were mites only two years came into his doggy mind. Ile rush- cork or a reel of cotton is a mouse, from rising. This will give hitn old.At that age it might bo ed into the garden whore the drown- and stalk it ferociously? Or a couple thoroughly to understand that you thought, even the very best ice cream ed courses of the unfortunate kit- of docs indulging in mock combat, are master. Once a horse realties is liable to have an undesirable cf- tens had been buried, with busy growling, snapping, and yelping as if your power over hire, he will do al- most anything a horse can do. ":Spectator" sonie time ago. A submitting to the process, rather minute, while others. of course, certain fox -terrier was the particular than hurt Its little friend's feeling~ might fight longer. As soon as the friend of the household cat. It so by refusing, is quite as noteworthy animal has been thrown, take the rope that is underneath hits, bring it under the surcingle tied glass it through the ring of the halter, and back under the surcingle again, and dren to heart dreadfully. and moped argument against those who insist thus you have the rope in position about the house in disconsolate lash- that animals are guided by nothing to bring his head over his shoulder. ion. This caused the terrier great but instinct. Another is found in Make hjin put his head on the anxiety, and he tried to cheer ftp the the capacity of dumb things for ground, and it he makes any fit- sorrotving mother in curry way; but inakc-believe and play Who has tempt to get up, pall his head up Sunlight Soap will not injure your blankets or harden them. It will mak:.' them soft, white and fleecy. 7B HOW TO THROW A HORSE. To Thoroughly Take the Conceit Out of Him. '1'o thoroughly take tate Conceit (put of a horse. there is no better way than to throw t►in►. It certainly re- quires pluck and determination to throw a horse single handed, but if clone, your horse is virtually con- quers�cl for good and all. '1'o do this put. a good strong halter on your horse, take a strap with a ring in it and buckle it round the horse's elf foreleg below the fetlock joint; take a rope eight feet long and tie it to this strap; place a surcingle round the horse's body; take up your posi- tion on the right side of the horse, bring the rope over the horse's back from the off side; take hold of the rope, and pull his foot to his body; take a first hold of this foot, holding it in that position, then take bold of the horse's halter with the left hand, pull his head to you, and press against his body with yo'rr elbow, using the words "Lie down." The majority of horses can he thrown in this way in less than a happened that pussy had a litter of as the nposeum's anxiety to do what kittens, all of whom found a damp it regarded as a kindly act - grave in the stable bucket. '1'he This capacity for sympathy and mother -cat took the lobs of her chit - love i love of others is something of an feet. Apparently the Italian does not rely upon children for custom. One patient admitted to the hospital was a man 4�i years of age. w•ho 11118 had paws res-tlrrc•cted there. and curried in they deadliest earnest? the earthly little furry bodies in "KING -OF -THE -CASTLE." glad triumph to his distracted friend. (.'aft this action of the (log That noted observer of animal life, be ascribed solely to instinct? Mr. .1. W. Ilcmbridge, has recorded NO WONDER. "Julia!" yelled the poet, "why to endure a fire of merciless chaff as Cats and other animals have been an exciting; gauge of "king -of -the- don't you keep that kid quiet? Whets a result of his amiable weakness for seen to divide food with particular castle," indulged in by some lambs tho matter with it?" penny ices. friends. Thus. a monkey in the +n a l c1d. The pasture had been "Pts sure 1 demi know," replied +- London London %oo was watched dividing a covered with heaps; of seaweed, rind his patient trite; "I'm singing; one of banana into three equal portions, on 0110 of these tt lurnb took up his your lullabies to the little darling." KET':I' CHILDREN WI:I.I'' one of which he kept for himself, pre- position. and defied all comers. In ---- senting the others to tiro simian a glade at Haddon Chase, fawns The Most Popular Pill. -The pi11 is It ,you want to keep your children chum54. A ho which had wandered •'tOue:}h as the most penal$- of all Porins: of medi- gy have at seen playing, cilp►s, ancd at g►ill•h tate most popular are We Cou!d Talk to You All Day hearty, roll/and full of life during chance into a %'egetable garden tieorottsly and as understandingly 1'arinetee's Vegetable !'ills, because they iJ V the hot weather months, give them slid not stay to luxuriate in selfish as child: 0n. '1110 capacity for "rnak- an occasional close of Baby's Own solitude, but rushed awry. and in a ( ing;-believe" was strikingly 'xenipli- aI'ablets. This medicine wilt prevent short time returned with soil" per- 1 fled by a squirrel which Professor all forms of stomach find mabny clue• pals. A raven which Charles 111'esfey Mills captured and shut up in troubles which carry oft so may Dickens not iced at Ilimger,orcl used) a cage. The little animal appeared tlo ones during the hot summer re ulttt•ly to carry bones to n clog t drowsy, listless, and as if buffering; months, or it will care these troubles t.h broken leg. 1 from paralysis. dragging its limbs• do what it is asserted they can do, 1(11(1 are not put forward on any ficti- tious claims to excellence. '!'hey are compact told portable. they are easily taken, they do rte', nauseate nor gi ► and they gile relit.' in the Most stub- born cases. i his f h It rq w' o 'Father-"Vou oughtto be ashamed mindTed flew over the ground. just the medicine for hot weather A striking instrtr.ce of animal !after it in a helpless kind of way. of yourself, Dick; you are now in m►. bemuse it always does thought for others *yes seen on the 'Idle observer could only conclude your twenty -;fifth year, and you t want -two Cents' worth of troubles. bt a i �' p that he hall unwittingly haven't earned a penny pct. At your taffy," he said, breathlessly, as he good, and con never do harm, as a road from Lucknow t,) 'eetn cl:e. Angl, inflicted bounded into the store. is guaranteed free from opiates and ielephant-train was on its way to the !some injisry upon the squirrel during age 1 had already married a woman "All right," answered Mr. ('lark, harmful drugs. It is good for chil-;latter town. when one of the pig )capture. All these symptoms con- with ten thousand dollars." pleasantly; "anything else?" been at every stage from birth on- ! bensts went lntr.d•. and had the creat- I titlued till the third day of impris- 'red's face grew blank. "Y -es, sir ward. and will promptly clue till est difficulty in keeping; ti;' t: its the onment, when Professor Mill. incrtu- --my mother she wants --why, she their minor ailments. Mrs. .1. .1. rest. Seeing this, the elephant be- tiously left the cage door open. Gone %cants -something. I kept saying it McFarlane, Aubrey. (nue., says: -"ply hind hint beg::n with his trunk to in an icstant was the pretended over and over, and I don't anyway baby was troubled with colic until 1 remove some of his suffering com- paralysis; the artful beast darted for see how I forgot. It Was something P ! to bake with." \� `g t "'Sugar, spices. extracts, soda?" % questioned Mr. Clark; but Ted school; n . caput his head. "I think you had better r'in right hack and find out. Sh1111 I keep yott* candy fes you until y'''1 come hack?" "No, sir, thank you. I think it will kind of -encourage rile' to have it with me." "All right," said Mr. ('lark, laugh- ing. So Ted trudged hoe -k huin'•; and somehow it seemed rlluch lunz;er to hills this tirne, in spite of his en- couragement. "hurry'" called mai11111a from the door; ''i ata waiting for the bak- ing powder.,. "'!'here,"- exclninle(1 Ted, "i knew what 'twosl only, you see, i couldn't Wash greasy dishes. pots or pans with Lever's Dry Moap a powder. It Native servants in India have the will remove tho grease with the generally desirable though sometimes greatest ease. inconvenient virtue of the Chinese -- he open wind(►w, and a flash of doing exactly 119 they are told. The Iseldom use• brown fur ucrossc the g;ard �n fence Ethel (to her dearest friend) -"I trouble 8 thief t ley was the best, that the naturalist saw ON' TSI7 1 JI IT>�i OF TEA, but We could not convince you as easily as a TRIAL would that BLUE RIBBON is the nearest to PERFECTION that any to t has reached. TRY THE RED LABEL QUALITY. Wise Housekeepers Always Have a Supply of Libby's (Natural Food Products Veal Loaf, Melrose Pate, Deviled Ham, Dried Beef, Ham Loaf, Vienna Sausage, Baked Beans and Corned Beef Hash. THEY ARE COOKED AND READY TO SERVE The Booklet. "How to Make Good Things to Eat,'' sent fret. Address Libby. McNeill & Libby, Chicago TELEGRAPHY A telegrapher earns from $540.00 to $1800.00 a year. Do you? If not, let us qualify you to do so. 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N. 1'sennett, General Agent, 2 East Bing St., Toronto, Out. 31 Superfluous Nair Permanently Removed While tiaveling in Mexico I discover cd a drug which removes hair from face, arias, neck, or any part of the body instantly and t,errnanently, s wilt send to any one afflicted wit Ito any expense but a postage stamp. Don't judge ray treatment by unsuccess- ful attempts of others. 1 have suite: ed for years with this affliction and tow my life's work is to help other -s from this humiliating trouble. My treats went is easy anti accompltehed at hone. and f will forfeit $500 If it fails to remove hair. Don't suffer longer. Re- lief 15 now yours for the asking. Write now lest you forget my address. 11t)1tO'1'11Y I11, t Cr 151,, North Six- teenth Street, Philadelphia, I'a. FARM AT Atitl'ltll.:. Al ''' -;'1-- 251)8 acres -22 milts north of t,ateary; 3 miles from Aindri -airway depot; convenient to church, schools, 1 • stoles, etc.; splendidly situates , magni- ficent view; first-cla,-s soil: g oil water supply; up-to-date i►npl•oven*s; well- built house of eight rooms. rel with all modern conveniences and drainage system; stet ► e, cattle sheds, .titres a. 1 • ei f EXACT OBEDI1•:N Ci:. put. my foot in it so dreadfully when judgment. Edwin propose•cl. i meant to say, Lord ltohcrts, during a campaign of - his cunning captive. t, !'his is so sudden you know, bort in India, had spidered his math to -Everybody knows that ferm I was tic) flustered that instead I ex- prepare his hath at a certain hour. I gave hits Baby 's ()wn 'Tablets, and they promptly cured him. Now when he is a little nut of sorts, i give him a close of 'Tablets, and they promptly covered that he could open the gate bring; situ back to his usual healt h. of 1110 field in which he was grazing. Yon can get. the Tablets from your Not Selfishly content with keeping; druggist, or they will be scent 1'y fact Lep hitnsrlf ho mail at 25 cents n pox by writing The 1)r. Williams Medicine Co., p I yearling -and and cs Brockville, Ont. anion's load. -DONKEY TOLL) II1S FRIEt i,... Nearer home, a donkey once dis- either; i said it over lots of times; and what Was the other?" "Oh, 'Ted Arnold, you dill not go and forget both, did you?" "Why. no, I don't think I really forgot, 'cm. i remembered the candy but somehow I couldn't think what the names of the other two things were." "Oh, said mamma, in fanny tone. "I ve'-11 distinction withoutany difltrctwe. wns't it? Well. now you go right 1►ncl. and I will keep your candy for you. If you do not re- member this time. you cannot have it at all. Baking powder nod yn- 11111n." And vow-wae:n't it funny? -Ted rrtne►nherrd this time without the least trouble. "Hoverter," teofter," snit' matnnla. "I will net pay y mal intelligence which is manifested clraini0el, 'At Inst!' " (1118 interesting in seeking the aid of human beings • inunedicttely called three friends --a -trot necessarily' master or mi.stThe i Signals of Dar.t.•er.--jlave you lost mare, a foal, 8111 a y' ' r- - -iii shatters %:titch the` animal is tin- corted theist frr►'n the field and for able to accomplish by itself. The �-'-�♦ some distance along the rued, until. Simplest. form of this is shown by F.I'I•'LC'I'LV1: I}tO�iti'. in fact. the entire party was met the cat who sit s mewing t11 the earl turned back by n faun -land. door to be let in; but there are in - Like ridicule, irony is often more Again, all Australian opossum, !dances of more reasoned appeals effective than argument, and may brought to England as a pet, bee- than this familiar one. covtw Sug;g;0st}onsa unci ideas in ct came grently attached to a dog in A monkey in the London Zoo was terse an(1 I►ithy n141nner, cls schen nue hme house. An upas81l)i1 re- 'ern to hand a asst 10 n spectator says:, "You can't r1lt,ay8 judge by s;t•nn1e,}Sac8 a cat in being( vert/ fussy 11lsnug11 the bars, hating been foiled appearances; the faun who wears netre its toilet, ami thisparticular its this efforts to crack it. The visi- diAumuncl p0nti0nnurnaut, iIret releaaslly onweceallhsaid.Y• ' spec imen, after performing its own for realized the situation, cracked g;. ablutions, used to washthe dog':; 1 h nut. and handed it back, which 1 was evident ly what had been ex- -_-_ es ported of hint, 1, never inflicts pain. On which a wit. remarks, "'!'this is !laid on the den- tists." Not a had story ie told of an aged clergyman olio islet a ratan loudly declairning against foreign Missions. "Why," asked the objector, • •doesn't the Church look after the hiathen nt home?" "We do." Said the clergy- man, quietly, and gave the man a tract. HEART RIGHT HOW A 1IETl11EV1:R (JOT IIOMIe. When He Quit Coffee. 1n the ": ;;,ectator•" of recent date n correspondent describes his ad - Life insurance Cumi*anies will not Ventures with a black retriever. The insure a man suffering from heart 0110/181 met him ill the street as he trouble. The reason is obvious. was going home one night, and in - This is a serious matter to they silted w1 being accompanied up a husband or father who is solicitous narrow a1bey. The naan, rather curi- "So far ns you saw," said conn• for the future of his deur ones. Of- olli to sits t10 reason of the dog's set to a witn'sS, "she 111)54 doing her ten the heart trouble is carts (1 by bchatlour, (lid o.a be was evident ly ordinary household duty?" an unexpected thing and can be cor bessircd to do, and was led, with "1 should say so-rshe was talk- rested it taken in time and properly much tail -wagging, to a yard (lour ing," t1r15 the ironical reply. treated. A man in ('olorndo writes: nt th,e top of the alley. '!'his door "•Ile never hail 1lut one. g0mhine caste "1 'was a great coffee drinker for stat lntc}iccl but not lochia, and, in in his life," said a lawyer of a rival. tunny years, and wire het aw•nr.• of response to tho dumb entreaties of "and that wise when be prosecuted the injurieus effects; of the hiu►it tilt his online acquaintance., the corre- his r•tudics." '1 bee.^.nre tt practical in1t11id. ;11fier s•pondent opened it , whereupon the Some lawyers have had curious ex- fng� from heart trouble, indigestion dog,'', with n joyous hark. darted in, 1 'll '1'h 1 periences of ironical wills. Ore is and nervousness to an extent that (,Viet, lltly at 1n 1110. It thus; appear - me not unfamiliar case of the French made• tnc wretchedly tniserable my- ed that the clog had 1„•en shut out, merchant who left n handsome legacy . sc.if 1111(1 a nuisance t(1 those who Hurl hail had the sagacity to seek out you until you get hd'n►e, i to n lady who had refused to h'arr'y 1 wit nlr•s:cd rl►,y' Sufferings. • land perfect stranger in the nearest fre- this,!. " hint twenty fetus before, in g;ruti- 1 continued to drink CuffOc, how- quc•nt0d start and induce him to ___�._ - tu(Ie for her kindness in not taking ever, not suspecting that it was the (meldaccoprtny it home and unlash the '1'lli' 01'1•;1;.\'1'' 1!{-S ith:liUi'r, him nt. his) word, cause c t toy ill -health, till. on ap►- door. There is a good deal of pointetl 1 KThose very human 1rnit9 of sanity a satire in such ironical fucrtine as the plying for lite insurance I war( r0- "Ilave you n telegrntn for ate." jected on account of the trouble and dislike of ridicule are prumincnt asked a pompous railway official, following: "«'e are reminded you with my boort. 'Then 1 b'caiiiQ in tlom•stle animals. A (nog; "drelsis- sIcostin• from his private, car and can't buy n gums of sand i." l,e accosting the agent at n small tact- suer. flat it is nut. halt sug;nt." alarmed. 1 found that leaving; off ed up" by children fur nmusetn' nt tion. A resident in a suburban distHet "'nee helped In• tlllickly, w(1 I quit rnny submit ttithout a meter+lar, t'ut "I'm blessed if I know," said the was asked how his hoose had tared it altogether and hating been at- advert t- he looks: the picture of tui- ,r• the operator. eyeing• hint critically. (luring a snowstorm. "Oh, partly," traded by the nch'vrlis;0mentss of whole Lima. 1 " f. fast 111)1 1' clod ('offs e 1 began its us0. Ilitt•in the Coronation festivities 'Would your photograph be on it?'' was 1ho reply; "inY cistern is the ;al- .'•1'1116 cb)un •e in my condition was B ly dry place in it." 1^ in tile,., some dogs absolutely re- "t1'ut'll I do with this burglar , rentareable. and it Was not long till (used to re'cobni•r.�' ascii overt houses alarm, (till -take it along;?" asks 1 %ens completely cured. All my nil- fused ti %cith flags and other dc'cora- hur,,lar number une. Fecund burglar: �incrltss vanished. My digest um was tions. andl went away in a huff. One dog. belling ing to n lady resident in Mayfair. was ()lee reed to be sitting on hie haunches opposites his decor- ated de•ntie ile, nn(1 barking his dis- gust and disapproval. -1.044410a An- swers. 4 1)1•:.tll '1'() 1115 HEART. "Will you hove another helping?" asked the neighh('t'. "You seem ver* fond of our chicken." "And why Shouldn't I he?" ro- 1lponded Suhurhtnnn, who had been invited to dinner. "!':herb I can de- tect the flator of our (lowers in every morsel?" "'betting isteta1+'.s the largest being Shout three-quartt,'r of n mile in dren. (01.1n 1)n flteresting feature of 8 lake In Mindanao. "l'e8; slip it in the hag. ,, ',%e can 1 c•otnp14t01y restored, my nr•r*O l' ntss get seineting for it." 4 - TWO IN SUCCI :.-Ml0N. 'less -Jack stole a kiss from the lost eight. .less-Ono'iolts! What slid you 410 4e14(011 it? Toss ---•Nothing. 1 didn't have time; he made restitution immediately. 'disappeared. and. most important of all. my heart steadied down /11111 be- came norurnl, nn(1 on a second ex- amination 1 Was accepted by the life insurance company. ()slitting Coffee and using Postural worked) the cure." Name given by Postunt Co.. Battle Creek. Vit., h. 'There's a reason. and It is explain- ed in the little hook. "The Itotid to N'ellville in each package. '!'eel (smilingly) -''You remind) n'e' of an old friend of mine." Et! e1 (haughtily) -"Indeed! How old, please?". your appetite? Ilave you a coated tongue? Ilave you any unpleasant t11.1c in the mouth? Does your bead nche and hath you dizziness? 11 so. your 7tnnlach is out of order end you need medicine. Hut you do not like medicine ile thn prefers sickness to medicine rr,uat suffer, but under t he cir- cum -trances the wise lean would procure n hox •'f i'nrmeiee's Vegetable fills and speedily get himself in health. and strife to keep so. A VA I111NO IMPRESSION. "I10 you believe in the theory that the earth is fulling into the sun'?" "Sometimes," answered the un- scientific man. "I believe it in the summer. In the winter 1 forget about it." 1f your children moan and are rest- less during sleep. coupled. when awake, with n loses of nppetite, )'ale (ouuten- ante, picking of the nose. etc., you me depend upon It that the primary cause of t he t rouble is roans. Mother Droves' Worst Exterminator effectu,.'+ removes these pests, At once relieving the little sufferers. Al"THE FRONT I)(-Iolt. Weary Willie -Say, Lady, I'm eat hungry I don't know what to do. I Mrs. Goodort-Very well, poor 1)111n, walk around to the kitchen awl we'll give you ,m,nething. Wester• Wiiiie-Dot's a party long walk, lady; couldn't ycr hand it out hero fist air itt11'T" itrantligoI1-"(wale home and take supper ,tl id Inc. Flannigan." ['Iann1- gan-"Shure, it's past ser supp'er- lit now; ser w•ife'll he as mad esa halt'." lirannlcnn--"'!'hat's jist it; but she can't lick the two of less." One clay a tierce engagement was go- ing on, but the servant made his way through a storm of bullets, and appeared at the commander's side. "Sahib," said he, "your bath is ready." Even a better story cctnes from an unknown soldier, who was awakened, one morning, by feeling the servant of n brother officer pulling at his foot. "Sahib," whispered the man, "sahib, what am i to do? My mas- ter told she to woke him at halt pas( slx, but he did nut go to bed till seven.'' Nothing looks more ugly than to see a person whose panels are covered over with warts. Why have these d,sfigure- nicnts on your person when it sure re• mover of all warts. corns, etc., can be found in Holloway's Corn Cure. The Daughter -"I wonder if he will love the n., Much after we nre mar- ried?" The Mother -"Never mind. ) It is ltnown 1•:cer where.-'i'nt,ts fa 'Von will not care then whether h0 not a city, town or hamlet in Can,t.!:t where 1)r. t h"sin.' Ecicctnc Oil is t•►•b 10 dress or not so long n`; y'ou etre slur krroait--where%er introduced it mad," a ri0d.•' foothold for its •If and n►ninInine,t it. :Fonio ,in Icnanta may suggest some llr. J. 1,. Kellogg's P ~enter Cordial other remedy as equally d►enatt oil. C Rg' Y Y otch recommendations should be ro- Is a speedy cure for dysentery, dine• ct,ttedt with doubt. 'Three is on,' one sickness Thema, choleras, eeumrner complaint. igen sten ;.;cleetrsr, (hl, and that is Ur. 'on,.ia*s , children tee complaints incidental to •I'etko not)piug clsc. el'plelretl Methir•g. It gI%4!se iutrneelints relief to those s;uffering frnm the effects - .at indiscretion in cat ing unripe fruit. ucurnber•. etc. It nets with wonderful "Pretty? No, 1 won't ray 1,aby venie e. anddity never ora' i*eo�tstcar conquerto the till is pretty," dec•la1•4(1 a youeg tu:,lher, tlithey have a bottle of this medicine con. "for I can speak of him impartially. vouiant• even though lie is my own, and that's more than most mothers can do. Ito 'l'K'O FATHERS. more lovely blue eyes, perfect in shape, Bishop Wilson of Calcutta, whose hair like the tnornirig sunshine; speeches nest often quoted, had the' filouth-well, no rosebud could be happy faculty of saying the right sweeter; coniple.ion divinely fair; tiling at nll tinges. Inose just too charming for atlything; ( it one ()MIAMI t tt a young people.: in fact, he's fnultless; but 1 won't whose father were famous for their .Bay hc'sc pretty." disersse and peculiar views on ltil,li- cal sisuhjects came to sec the bishop. "Ah," said he as he greeted one, "your father wrote n great work on the Apocalypse. I congratulate you on being the (laughter of such a 1)14111. " '!'hen, turning to his other guest, he snid: "And your father forbore to write about the Apocalypse -a wise forbearance. You are to be congrat- ulated on having so wise a father.'-= NOT DESIGNED Fon LO\I•;Lts. Ise -"I am sure Cupid had nothing to do with the alphabet.tt She -"What gives you that imptes- pion?" 11e -"It he had been doing it he would have placed U and I much near. or each other,rts solei AS a going concern. with (clock. crops, machinery. tools and house fur- nishings; this farm is all plowable, and is especially adapted for growing bard fall wheat and for rnixed farming. Full tparticulars on application to Gray iros., Ametric. Altn. YOUR OVERCOATS and faded Bolts woull 1n0* better tiro t. 1) ft, $sets et ours In your teen, write direct htnutr• al. Bel 16/ •SITISH AMERICAN DYEING CO. MON'I'I:EAI-, PROTECT YOUR FOOD WILSON'S r FLY PADS KILL THEM ALL AVO1II POOR IMITATIONS WELL, INSTI(l'("I'Eli. !ler head rested on his shoulder and her little heed lay confidingly in his. "'1.011 )1u, Alfred," Slid rho happy maiden, "how you ever came to pick ase out as the girl y11u want - cd to marry." "Well, Dora," replied the ecstatic young urian, in a gush of c;tufi'lene•'', "it was mother that put 111e up to it." Summer Colds e You shonl'l euro that earl at once. It in not only making )o)1 f!el sni.orable, but it is doing you horin. Ta.o Shiloh's Consumption Cure To ung 11 1.mlanteto euro yell. Yon? monefrefunded it3 tde'esn t. At all druggists, ?.:,c., 60c. and $1.00 a bottle. ISSUE NO, 8s--05. A, 1