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Exeter Times, 1905-05-11, Page 2LFashion ...Talk SUMMER. FASHIONS. White linen and muslin gowns are being shown in all the shops and aro being wade in quantities for the early sulencr. litany of • those offered in the shops are rube gowns, and, as r has been I ointe(1 out before, the robe is really an economical purchase. Tho latest opera bag Is of Eng- lish morocco in the shape of the popular vanity bag, and includes a pair of folding opera glasses, mir- ror, a powder -book, salts bottle, purse turd card receptacle. tShaded %sings aro used on stiff hats, and are not only placed inside tho twin, but are used on the top of the hat. One favorite shape, the flat, round hut, has the wings put directly in the front, standing straight across, while the brim is bent in and out in supposedly grace- ful raco-ful curves. Mary of the now shirt -waist suits aro made of voile and light wool fabrics. Very good, indeed, are the green and blue plaids in these ma- terials. They are ideal for travel- ling, as they do not accuunulate tlust, and are readily cleaned. What answers for a shirt -waist suit this season is usually a rather ornate costume, almost Invariably Meade with n ,stare -cut bodice, ac- companied by a transparent gulmpe. The sleeves frequently call for thin underslecves, and the costume fur street wear needs a coat. There are many variations of tho white linen stocks which have an overlap tied at the front through a big buttonhole at each end. The latest has a butterfly now made of colored taffeta, lined and stitched with white silk, ,which buttons by means of an undertape through the buttonholes of the lap at the sides. The street gown which seems to be taking better than any other model is the princess skirt and short bo- lero jacket. The princess skirt is the antithesis of the fashionable plaited skirt. It is tight -fitting, and reveal the linea of the figure over the hips. The boleros are the slightest little affairs, many of thein hardly more than capes, and the effects aro all loose and informal. Embroidered designs are found sprinkling nll sorts .of materials. Even in the inexpensive collars many very choice effects in color combina- tions are found. Scotch ginhtums, with pin lines of white spotted with embroidered spots in the colors of the vnrious ground tones, are twenty cents a yard. There are many separate coats, bol- leros, box coats, and redingotes. They have taken the place, to a large extent, of the useful end simple cov- ert cont. which is entirely ton plain a garment to suit the elaborate styles of the moment. 'These coats and boleros are made of almost any material, silk, cloth, heavy lace and light woolen materials. Some kind of a separate coat is a necessity since the advent of the shirt waist suit. P1?T'rI COAT MUST FIT. As the skirts increa c in width and flare it becomes doubly nece s ary thnt the under petticoat be decidedly full. With a cloth or velvet skirt particularly is It important to have a very wide good silk petticoat, for nothing is uglier than to see a cloth skirt sinking in about the feet. All skirts are, of course. made up with underskirt attached, so that the ma- jority of women are apt to give lit- tle thought to the petticoat. The silk petticoats now made up for evening wear are fascinating to a degree. The daintiest of flowered silks are employed, which aro trimmed with numberless yards of Ince ruchings and ruffles, with rosettes and ribbon streamers, with chiffon, and again with silk. 'rho detachable flounces are still popular for stress petticoats an 1 it is upon these flounces that the chief labor and adornmentof the petticoat are expen(kel. There is always n wide silk flounce henenth the lace ruffles which would not of thennlnelves be stiff enough to really avert the bang of the s! irt. Loots, roeettes and long ribbon streamers nro run throw:h the lace and chiffon in charming confusion, both narrow and wide ribbon being frequently employ - A SPRING TONIC. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Makes Strength for Stunner. Every man and woman in Canada deed' a tunic Medicine at this season of the year. They must Have new, rich blued to build them up to bear the trying heat of summer. Dr. Wil - hems' fink fills are tho greatest spring tonic u1 the whole world. Leery dose makes new, rich blood - new vigorous life. They transform weak, weary, anaemic girls into healthy, graceful, well-developed wo- men. They Make debilitated nen strong, lusty and energetic. They give worn, despondent women new health and comfort. They do this every time -they cannot fail. After a course of Dr. Williams' Pink l'ills, every man and %tumuli can withstand the summer's heat free 0001 back- ache and headaches, weakness and despondency. Mrs. M. A. White, Seal Cove, Que., says: "I cannot praise 1)r. Williams' fink l'ills too highly. They have not only made a new person of myself, but have been of inestimable value in my fatally. I always keep the pills in my home and the result is I have no doctor's bills; nor have I any delicate boys or girls, as the pills keep theme strong and healthy. I constantly re- cominend the pills to my friends, and I always hear good words from those who use thele." Lr Williams' fink Pills do not net upon the bowels; they do not bother with the mere !symptoms of disease; they simply make new rich, red blood, and thus cure all the common ailments of life. But you must get the genuine with the full name Dr. Williams' fink l'ills for I'alo People, on fife wrapper around each box. Sold by all dealers everywhere or by mail at. 50 cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 by writing The 1)r. Wil- liams' Medicine Co., Ilrockville. Ont. .4 SENTENCE SERMONS. Love makes loyal. l.t'ss work, more weeds. Work gives zest to rest. It is hard to be happy in a hurry. Love is always looking for a load. It takes a fool to appreciate a fad. Reverence is the foundation of lasting love. The sense of duty is a sign of the divine 111 plan. Righteousness is a lot more respectability'. Killing time is a surd way of ing character. Ile can never teach a cannot learn of a child. No wortls of faith have they become flesh. It is hard for the leek people prefer the lily. Hatred often comes knowing half a man. The only sure thing about a lie is that it will never die. ')aro defense of the devil usually hides sonic share in his dividends. Many mistake their dreams about heaven for deeds to lots up there. It takes the touch of love to pick even the mote out of another's eye. There is nothing prouder than ig- norance or more ignorant than pride. When his goods are his chief good a man is likely to find little lasting good The saddest people are the only ones who are always fleeing irons sorrow. The happiness that conies from ig- norance of the sorrows of this world may be sin. without taxing them." Homo people never know that the man force to see from than spoil - who until why only TRICKS OF SMUGGLERS HAVE MANY CLEVER DEVICES FOR HIDING GOODS. Pasteboard Cannon Balls Filled With Brandy -Dogs Carriers of Laces. Smuggling effectively Is ono of those line arts that have decayed, at least 1n England, where, as we have duties on little else than tobacco, tea and spirits, and where wo have a seaboard closely watched, it can- not be carried out to any extent succesS(ully. Now and then the revenue men aro outwitted, but rarely on a largo reale, end never can a contraband trade be carried on for long unde- tected. It is not at the present day worth men's while to apply their minds to the overreaching of the coast guard, says Chamber's Jour- nal, and consequently the art is in its dotage and decline. Attempts aro made occasionally to outwit the preventive officers, as when a vessel came into the Colnle some years ago with its cordage of twisted tobacco, but it was found out. 01! cans are made, or were Inane, with an interior consisting of all Inverted funnel of tin. Then the ollicers put a stick through the neck and turn it abort they draw it out and find that the rod has been in oil. But the upper bul„Ing vides of the can contain smuggled spirits. An old woman died lately at Cau- sand who for long hoodwinked the coast guard by carrying about a baby. This was actually a bottle or jar of brandy, which she dro'v off from a hidden receptacle of the smugglers. "You've a very quiet child there; I never hear it cry,” said one of tho guards to her. "That may be," replied Nanny, "but I war- rant you he's got a deal o' lrpirit in him." AND HE LET HER PASS. In Gower, at Llangenneth, the runners of smuggled goods had con- trived a most ingenious cache. A little stream falls in cascades from the mountain above. They diverted the stream, formed a cellar under the spot where the water splashed down, well covered with broad slates above, on which they cast torrent rubble and in this hid their kegs. Ilut a moral brought the stteatu down with such violence that one night it tore away the root and revealed the con- cealed run goods. When .Joseph Bonaparte was ]ling of Spain a good many individuals, even those highly placed, enriched themselves at the expense of the rev- enue. One day a cont rahandista met a Brigadier at Segovia, about to re- turn with empty caissons to Madrid. "Look here, toy fritani," said he, "I want you to convey for me a quantity of cannon balls and shells to the capital -as many as your horses can draw." 'Then he showed him piles of these munitions of war. The Brigadier dcnntrrred-the weight would be urodigious. "Bah!" re- plied the smuggler. "They are all of blackened pasteboard and are full of velvets. tobacco, brandy and liqueurs. Get them safe into the Prado and you shall be paid for your pains 75 louts d'or. '1 hey will let cannon balls ices the barriers devil has been feeding them stones until all their teeth are broken. now 'ro ROLL AN UMBRELLA. flow ninny men know how .to roll The Brigadier agreed, and managed to get them into the Prado at Madrid in the night; but as those in the plot. were unloading,, he goods up rode an officer. 'lfello!" *said he. "The very thing we want. I bare orders to send n an umbrella so that it w1:1 look as convoy of shot to Seville against neat and compact as when it le,aves those nags of Englis.h." And he the store? Not many of those you (confiscated the lot; but, finding than meet have the secret. '`early every remarkrtbly light, broke one, and one who rolls nn umbrella takes hold forth gnnheel of it by the handle and keeps twist- ing the stick with one hand and folds and rolls with the other hand. The proper way is to take hold of the unbrel)a just above the points of the cover ribs; these points naturally are even arouse! the stick. Keep hold of these, pressing thein closely against the stick, and then roll up the cover. holding the riles prevents them from getting either twisted out of 'ince or bent out of shape. 'Then the silk will fold evenly and roll smooth and as close as the first time unfolded. TRAVELS OF WHALES. Prof. (101(1101, has been telling Christiania Academy of Science resting of his investigations into migrations of whales. 'These crea- ed nt once, white flounces are used turps hang about the cost of Norway the the the on the colored silk petticoats as end Finiand unlit the miring is well Nell as upon the all white and the ado cusce(1, turd then go away on their flowered. lands. Numie go to the Azores, others to Bermuda and the Antilles, For a walking costume the silk pet- ticont--provii:cvl the skirt is lined -- should be some inches shorter then the outside skirt. but for the evening gown n petticoat should be no more than two or three inches at most from the: floor. REWARDS FOR NON-SMOKi•:i15, A remnrkalele effort teas made some time ego by a woolle n manufacturer in a Lancashire town to discourage smoking anwng his employes, and as nn inducement to ahstine n,o a re- wn'ril of it sovereign was promised to each person in his service who eschewed toe ncco for n year. At the end of that period no less than 6110 ens claimed and paid, I:fty of the pri/e recipients agreeing to abandon snnoking altogether. and they cover these enormous dis- tances in all incredibly short time. ti of them bring buck harpoons which bear the names of ships and other evidences of where these nsi- grnnts have been for their summer hclidnys. A DIODEBN MOTHER. ('hildien shudder at castor oil, and with good reason. ('actor oil is a relic of old-time hnrhariwn. Not only is it repulsive to the taste, hut it gripes and tortures delicate c.hil- dren. Modern mothers use Baby's Own 'l'nldcts, a gentle laxative which docs nett gripe: a ceenforling medi- cine which may be elven to n new- ness' belie without fear of harm. These 'Tablets cure n 11 the minor ills of little ()nes, and promote natural ♦ •.;sap and re;,.,se. Mrs. it. If. ('1li l Sl: FIU)Y,1 CHINESE iiEAN:;. ,lamer, Fennehvale. Ont., sa}s:-"I The municipal laboratory of Paris Inn! Bron( satisfaction in the usr of has been examining the exIe ' pts !tabs', OWn Tablets, and do not suede by Pr. Vogel, who has inane- know' L•oev 1 could Pet along with- (achtreel every succulent cheese fromout them. They make children well the small Chinese beans ktiou ti as "sae' beans." 'l'hn doctor finds that the pulp of these beans contains tine) of the ca:eine qualities, and (hat the resulting composition is both nourishing and pleasant to the taste, n,id keep than well." And you have a guarantee that there is not one pnrticle. of (white or harmful drug in this medicine. Sold by meelicine dealers or by fond nt 2:, cedes n box by writing oho lir. Williams Med- icine Co., Brockville, Ont. tier a !earned ornitlio`ogist, who not only himself had a collection of rare stuffed birds, but lie also was con- sulted by amateurs and by learned societies throughout Europe whoa collections were sought to be made up; and he undertook to procure the specimens that were desired in France or Germany or England. Con- sequently there was constantly going on a trade in ornithological speci- mens over the frontiers, and usually our savant accompanied these, as they were rare and valuable and liable to injury if roughly handled. Now, it so chanced that he bought a live parrot, with which it entertain- ed hint to converse. After a meal how uld stnJby the perch and say: u "Poll, pretty poll When you are dead I will stuff you with laces," or else, "Poll. I will stuff you with eau de cologne." Now it fell out that once our naturaliot was conveying a collection of specimens across the frontier, and unluckily he had his parrot with him. At the custom house, all at once it screamed out: "Pretty Poll! When you are dead I will stuff you with lace! Poll! Poll! When you are dead I will attar you with eau de cologne!" "I will trouble you," said the NIS - tom house officer, "to let me investi- gate your collection of stuffed birds." "Aye!" said the ornithologist bit- terly. "Pretty Poll! I shall wring your neck for telling secrets." THE FINEST COGNAC. In Paris for Sonne time by an in- genious contrivance a good deal of wine and spirits was passed beyond the barriers without peeing duty. A subterranean paseage had Leen anode from the tillage of las Vertils, near St. i)enis, in the house of a citizen, ane' it led into the cellar of a !Jack - smith near the i'oiro St.. Laurent. '1'hc passage was lited with planks well greased, and kegs were sent rolling along it filled with every kind of merchandise that ought to pay toll at the oc•trul. At the black- smith's there were extensive cellars in which these goods were stored. But one Who was In the secret be- trayed It, and the officers of the law came down suddenly on the black, - smith, penetrated to the cellars, and with the contents loaded seventeen tint;ons. At the present day n great source of annoyance to the S nttiish frontier guards is the extensive snuggling that goers on from Gibraltar, and dogs are trained as the mediums. .'I'ht;v have laces and all kinds of i':nglish produce sewn around their bodies nal are. let loose. 'Ilea. know perfectly whither they nre to go, and the guards fire on all such doge (hat they see coursing over the country. 1n the same way in Perigord clogs are educated to pouch trullos, which they nig up and hide in well know caches, where their masters can re- cover them. On the Swiss tint! Fro ncli frontier an Italian relied his trade. Ile had n (rear and n monkey that sat on the hack of bruin. Sonietinles he was in Ernnce, sometimes in Swit- zerland. But netnnlly the bent lie travelled with tvns an ass. 'rin re- ceptacles had been formed, adapted to his si les and hack, and these were t lied with brandy, and the whole stns covered over with TiiE SKiN OF A IHUGE iIEAiI. As the showman with his !casts pawed the frontier one day, as in luck would have it, his bear gave voice. "Hello!" said the Colston) Melee officer, "what n very remarkable bruin, that brays like a donkey!" 'end so the trick was discovered. Then' lived near the French Iron - THEY MADE THIS COUPLE HAPPY DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS DOING GOOD WORK AROUND PORT ARTHUR. Mr. Dick Souvey and Wiie Both Had Kidney Troubles, and the Great Canadian Kidney Remedy Cured Them. Port Arthur, Ont., May 8. -(Spec- ial). -That Dodd's Kidney l'ills cure the Kidney ills of men and women alike has been proved time and again in this neighborhood, but it is of ly occasionally they get a chance to do double work in the sante house. This has happened in the nese of Mr. and Mrs. Dick Souvey a farmer and his wife, living about seven miles from here. In an inter- view Mr. Souvey said: "My wife and myself have used Todd's Kidney Pills, and have found t:teit a big benefit to our health. Wo had La Grippe two winters and were exposed to much frost and cold. Our sleep was broken on account of urin- ary troubles and pain in tho Kid- neys. Wo each took six boxes of I)ectd's Kidney Pills and now enjoy good health." (1)hat shrunk your woolens ? Why did holes wear so soon ? You used common soap. CHILDREN OF THE CZAR. English Nurse Tells of Their Life in the Palace. The children of the Czar and the domestic side of the Russian Court are minutely described in a recent number of "Leisure flour" by Miss Eager, a lady who, in 1808, was choeen by the Czarina to take charge of the little Grand Duchesses. The nurse spent six weeks in all at the Russian Court, during which Unto she had unequalled opportuni- ties for observing the inner side of lila in the Winter Palace. Some idea of the size and splen- dor of this wonderful building may be gathered from the fact that in one of the rooms a "mountain," Clown which the children tobaggan hos been erected. The great white ball -room holds 5,00(1 guests as well as leaving space for musicians and dancers. Another room has eight pairs of doors of tortoiseshell which are em- bellished with gold. At the end of the state rooms there is the theatre, where the royal children sit for hotirs watching the attendants man- ipulate the, drop scenes and turn on tha various colored lights for their motet taiiiment. The (!rand Duchess Mario was born sonic time after the arrival of the nurse. who believes the little Prin- cess came into the world "with the very smallest trace of original sin." "From her earliest ago Marie's Ask to the Oetetes W A ItOYAL BOOKLET. The Gland Trunkk Railway Y; System aro distributing a very handsome booklet descriptive of the Royal Mus- koka hotel, that is situated in lake Itosseau, in tho Muskoka Lakes. "Iligblunds of Ontario," The publi- cation is one giving a full description of the attractions that may be fount( at this popular resort, handsomely il- lustrated with colored prints of lake and Islami scenery, the hotel itself, and many of the special features that may be found there. It Is printed on fine enameled paper. found in a cover giving the appearance of Morocco leather, with a picture of the hotel and surroundings on the saute. and the crest of the hotel embossed In high relief. A glance through this booklet stakes one long for the plea- sure of Summer and outdoor life, and copies may be secured gratuit- ,nsly by applying to any Grand Trunk ticket. o'llce. " 'Music hath charms to soothe the savage breast,' " quoted the young lady with a simper as she seated herself at the piano. "'That may be," muttered a savage bache- lor; "but there are some of us in this crowd who are civilised, and deserve a little consideration." Mother ()raves' Worni Exterminator has the largest sale of any similar pre- paration sold In Canada. It always gives satisfaction by restoring health to the little (elks. lturt-"I have no doubt you are sorry about your uncle's death, not- withstanding it Brought you into a lot of money." Went -"Yes; ho was doing a good business, you know, and if he had lived a year or two lunger he might have left plc a good deal more." FOft ovrit SIXTY YEARS. Winalose'a Soothing Syrup has been used by millions of mothers, for their children while teething. It soothes the child, softens the gusts. allays pain, cures windcotic, regulates the stomach and bowels, and is the best remedy for Diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents a bottle. Sold by druggists throughout the world. JDo sura and ask fur "Mrs. Winsiow's Soothing Syrup." 22-04 Distressed Young Mother (travell- ing with weeping Infant) -"Dear, dear! I don't know what to do with this baby." Kind and 'Thoughtful Bachelor (in next scat)-"Madain, shall 1 open the window for you?" "'flora's Liniment Oures Diphtheria The devil's job is so easy he would rather work overtime than get a day off. The Stomach's '' Weal or Woo 1" - The stomach is the centro from which, from the standpoint of health, flows "weal or woe." A healthy stomach incites perfect digestion -perfect diges- tion means strong and steady centres - strong nerve centres mean good circula- tion. rich blood and good health. South Anter lean Nervine makes and keeps the stomach right -52 Teacher -"Who was that who laughed aloud?" Pupil -"I did, sir; but I didn't mean to do it." 'Teacher -"You diun't mean to do it?" Pupil -"Nn, sir; I laughed in lay sleeve and 1 didn't know there was a holo in my elbow." it Is only necessary to read the text!. menials to be convinced that Holloway's' Corn cure Is unequalled for the removal of corns, warts, etc. It Is a complete extinguisher. The good woman was visiting the convict prison. "And what aro you in for, my unfortunate friend?" she asked of No. 1313. "'Cause I can't get out," sullenly answered the pris- oner. And the good woman passed 011.. Cholera and all summer complaints aro so quick in their action that the told hand of death is upon the victims before they are aware that dan".•r Is near. if attacked do not delay in get - tine the proper medic fie. Try a e oro love for her other has been most of )lr. .I, 1) Kellogg's Isysentery Cor - marked. When she was barely able dinl, and you will gel hnmediata tette(. to toddle she would always es_ It acts with wonderful rapidity and cape from the nurseries to go to never fella to effect a cure. him, and whenever she saw him in (•otntrntulnte Inc. .Timmy; T'nd cit - the garden or perk she would call gaged to rally .leaks." "1'm aw- after hip. If he heard or saw her he always united for her and wouldfully sorry, harry, but 1 can't con- seientiously do it; I've been cngng- cnrry her a little. ed to Sally myself." "When he was ill In his room she sat on the nursery floor listening. 1f she heard his voice she would stretch out her little arms and call: 'Irapa, papa!' and her rupture when she was allowed to him was great. ace "What is your idea of an opti- mist?" "Weil, nn optimist is a man Who is too kind-hearted to discour- age other people." Manufneturing nerroirw is one of the worst of sins. PARTICULAR PEOPLE LIKE TEA bee;los= it is Tightly Sealed In Lead Packets not lying about loose in all kinds of places !ilia 0! :ins) y BLUE ItllilION is carefully watched 1'lt(►Si PLA N'l'A 1 b N Ti) Hump, and pleases all. ONLY ONE BEST TEA --BLUE RIBBON TEA "My Heart was Thunsping my lite out." is the way Mrs. It. 11. Wright, of Brockville, Ont.. describes bur suffer- ings from smothering. fluttering and palpitation. After trying many reme- dies without benefit six bottles of lar. Agnew's Cure for the !!cart restored her to perfe.t health. The first doso Rule elmost instant relief, and in a day sutiering ceased altogether, -5i O'Grady -"Ye can't. tell me tho tonne whin the O'(lrndys was not gintlemcn." O'i'lyun-"Sure, nae bhoy, Oi kin e!:, (hot; porno o' thins was Indies." - Stratford, 4th Aug., 1898. Mt-:ssmRS C. C. IRI('l1Alt1)S h CO. Oentlentese-My neighbor's boy 4 years 01(1. fell into et tub of boiling water and got scnided fenrful:y. A few daes later his legs swelled to three times their natural si,e and broke out in rennins sores. His parent could get nut hi ng to help hien till I rcconunended MINA RD'S I,INiMI•:N"1', which, nfter using two bottle'". completely cured hits. and I know of several other cases around here almost ns remarkable, cured by the sumo 1 inin:cnt anti 1 can truly say 1 never hnndled n medicine which has had nS gond n, sale or given such ilDIverRni 1404/fact ion. M. IiIBE:IIT, r Ut .oral Merchant. Back to Bicycles The bicycle 1s king. livery person realizes now that there is no other vehicle so convenient in the country, town or city as the wheel. The wheels we sell are the best in the world, THE CUSHION FRAME is the new feature. It has brought bicycling again into pular favor -Makes Rough Roads Smooth, The Sills' Hygienic Handle Bar a companion invention to the Cushion Frame. Write for our nese catalogues, and new picture cards. Mention this paper. Cleveland Massey=Harris Brantford Welland=Vale p0 - Canada Cycle and Motor Co'Y� " Makers of the World's Best Bicycles," ,tµ Canadian Headquarters for Automobiles. TORONTO "Do you think that beautiful wo- men are apt to be spoiled?" she murmured, with upturned eyes. "Your beauty will never spoil you, darling," lie answered, softly. ENCLiSH SPAVIN LINIMENT Removes all hard soft or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses. blood spavin, curbs, splints, ringbone, sweeney, slid!•,, sprains, sore and swollcn thrust, coughs, etc. save 1650 by, use of ono bottle. Warranted the most wonders ui Blemish Cure ever known. "In England," said the traveller, "it is considered wrong to have more than one wife." "It is not merely wrong," answered the Sultan as he glanced apprehensively at the harem, "It's foolish." Lever's Y -Z (Wise head) Disinfect- ant Soap Powder is better than other powders, as It Is both soap and disinfectant. Browne-"Ilow surprised we should be if wo could see ourselves as others see us!" 'l'oa'm"Yes; but think how surprised the others would be if they could see us as we sco ourselves!" Billousnees Burdens Llfe.-The bilious men to never a companionable man 1 "'- cause his ailment renders him :uprose end gloomy. The complaint is *not -o dangerous ns it is disagreeable. Vet no one need suffer from it who clan procure I'arnielee's Vegetable l'ills. By regulating the liver and obviating : effects of bile in the stomach they ter store men to cheerfulness and 1n11 v.gor of action. Charitable Lady -"Brit a man last week told me exactly tho some stoy!" Tramp -"Yes, lady. Ycr see, i made a festal mistake in not havin' the history of me life copy- righted." kinard'a Liniment Cures Colds, &o "Pupa, what is a horse show?" "A horse show, my son, is where people with more money than brains go to make donkeys of themselves." Useful at nil Thnen.-fn winter or In summer I'arnseleo's Vegetable fills will cope with and overcome any irregulari- ties of the digestive organs which thnnge of dict, :nar'ge of residence, or variation of temperature may bring about. 'They should be always kept at hand, and once their beneficial action becomes known. no one will be witl. nut them. 'There is nothing nauseating it, their structure. and the most delicate can ora than confidently. "Ile talks a Brent deal about his (ensile, tree." "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne. "A family tree is much like other trees. The smallest twigs do most of the rustling." Tho President et Slays to Catarrh -p. T. Sample, president of Sam'ple's 1►istat(nent Company, Washington, Pa., write;: "For years 1 was afflicted ntth Chronic Catarrh. Remedies and treat- ment by specialists only gave r,ie tem- porary relief until I was induced to use Dr.' Agnew's Catarrhal Powder. It gave almost Instant relief. Lo cents. -It) ;Stamp and Tree Pullers -Bctf.anchortrg and Stump. an-no:rd, Something now. i Evil as ordinary stump is 1}( minutes. 1 to 6 l a^res at a seta tiny;. 'Ancient .flus to suit nil kinds of )elearings. Korltlustratod catalog Wdrtal Powerful, Bendy, Low Priced. a There is a weIl-knot:n custorn pre- vailing in our criminal courts of as- signing counsel to such prisoners as have no one to defend them. On one occasion the court, finding a man accused of theft, and without counsel, said to a lawyer who ens present: "Mr. —, please to with- draw with the prieoncr, confer with hits, end then give hits such counsel ns may be best for his interest." The lawyer and his client then withdrew, and In fifteen or twenty minutes the lawyer returnee! into court. "Where is the prisoner?" asked the Court. "Ile hes gone, your honor," said the hopeful legal "limb." "Your honor told me to give hirn the best advice I could for his interest, and, arl he said be was guilty, I thought the best counsel 1 could offer him was to 'rut and run,' which he took at once. ■line ■fp. Co. 815 !Broth St., Monmouth, M. Dyeing I Cleaning 1 Tor {!a eery Me{ read your work to Ma ee UIT11s11 AMERICAN OT/INO U. Lok ter asset le Feat area, et seed detest. 1Vofatrual,Toronto, Ottawa. Quasi. "Your husband seems to be getting bald very rapidly," stunt the family friend. ")res," answered Mrs. Nags - by, "there is scarcely a good hand- ful lo—lIetn! Er -yes, he certainly. is.': Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper "I pity the man who can't learn anything from his own mistakes. Now. that's one thing I can do," said Bragg. "rut! You'reb always learning something their'! aren't you?" replied Knox. "Lawler Practitioner --No Resatt.'a -Mrs. Annie C. 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