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THE SPARROW'S CLOCK.
It did not seen[ to be a very ha
mutter to but is certain little bre
head and jestr of sturdy feet of t
Craig household started morning
'2 Y were everywhere when on
about, but to start thein was t
trouble.
Christmas was over, you lino
and there was nothing interesting
wake up for; so Father Craig calk
Mother Craig entreated, and Sist
Sue pinched and tickled in vain.
Roy was always late to breakfas
and tumbled into his seat at schoo
spent and breathless, at the last in
ment, leaving behind hint an equal
spent and breathless househol
which had finally succeeded in go
tine him oft.
Ile was only seven years old,
was true, but Mother Craig sa
such tardiness would never do, for
boy who wax tardy would grow in
a tardy Mali.
She lay awake one morning, think-
ing about it, almost unhappy over
it in spite of the bright sweep of
sky which her window framed, and
the gay twitter of sotuo sparrows,
which had lately found a roostin
place in the vines above the win-
dow.
Suddenly she smiled a knowin
mother smile.
That night, as she was putting the
brown head to bed, no longer heavy,
but alert and ready for new inter-
ests, she said:
"Itov, suppose we Fee if you can-
not get up better mornings by Mrs.
Sparrow's clock than by mother's.
They had talked about the Sparrow
family in the vines.
Mrs. Sparrow's clock!" exclaimed
Mira. "What do you mean, mother?
Has she got a clock? Where does
she 'keep it?"
"Yes," said n:other, "her cloc
is the great big one that Cod put i
the sky—the sun. She can tell
it just the time to get. up mornings
and when she wakes rho gives a sot
'chirp! chirp!' and starts all her
fancily stirring. Suppose we le
her call you at the same time, an
then you know you must boun
right out of bed when she calls, jus
ns the other birds do.•'
"Oh, that will he fine, and I'll d
it. I promise!" said Roy, and begge
mother to be sure he was awake an
ready for first u he fi chirp r
y t s 11 p born Mrs
Sparrow.
So she did, and that hithert
heavy brown head popped right ul
to bed.
"Iles Mrs. Sparrow called?" h
cried.
"Not yet," said mother, "but sh
will in just a minute," and bete
she had finished speaking there cam
the soft "chirp! chirp!" and the'
the merriest fluttering and twitter
ing you ever Beard, while Hoy
bounded out of bed.
Mother had sent the shade up to
the window top, and Hoy was so
busy watching the Sparrow family
make their toilet and herring abou
them that he did not realize he was
dressing, and by the time they wero
on for their breakfast, he was ready
to go down to his.
In a few mornings he and the
birds were racing, and after that,
while wings fluttered and feathers
were smoothing out, stockings and
shoes, trousers and jacket were
ilhustlit� on.
Soni('lrinms the birds won, and flew
gaily off atter their breakfast, with
cries of victory, Hoy said. Some-
times he won, and went shouting
down the stairs, while on other good
days it was a draw, and Roy bound -
e 1 out and the birds flow off at the
sine time_
ButMrs. Sparrow's clock showed
. its face in the sky n little earlier
each day, and by early spring it
gut hint up so soon thyro was time
to play outdoors before school,
. while those energetic :sparrows kept
en rising earlier and earlier, Just to
teat him, Itov said, until at last—
would you believe it?—they got. up
shout four in the morning.
Then Roy had to give up, but it
was about vacation -time, and he
Paid he did not care. Next winter
he would go by their clock again,
and heat them again. too.
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RICH W
ARM BLOOD.
to Health,
Absolutely Necessary
Strength and Comfort — Goo
Blood Banishes Disease.
People with rich. red blood do nu
feel the cold of winter. When you
feet are cold, your lingers numb un
your face blue and pinched. it is
certain sign that your blood is thin
and your circulation weak. Your
blood needs building up with lir.
Williams' Pink Pills. They make
new blood; they stimulate the cir-
culation. The new Flood they make
races through your veins to every
part of your body from linger tips
to toes, and makes you warm, hap-
py and healthy. Mr. Alphonse La-
coussiere, St. Leon, Clue., says
"About a year ago my blood b
came impoverished and I was bade
run down. My hands and feet wer
always cold and I could not stein(
the least exertion. My trouble wa
further aggravated by pains in m
kidneys and bladder, and often
could not go ahem without aid.
consulted doctors, 1 tit they did no
help nir, and I was elmast in de
speer when I was advised to us•.'Dr
Williams' Pink Pills. 1 got six box
es and before they were all gone
knew I had found a medicine to cur
me. 1 took the pills for about
month longer and every symptom o
my trouble was gone, and I hav
since enjoyed the best of health."
Dr. Wiilialliti Pink Pills cure nfte
doctors and common mtalicines hav
g failed because) they actually Wink
new rich blood, and so atrengthet
all the organs and brace up th
nerves. That is the way they cur
indigestion, kidney and liver trou
bees, rhenmat ism, nervousness, nen
ralgia, palpitation of the heart, St
Vitus' dance, partial paralysis and
the secret ailments that fill the lives
of so many women with misery. 1)o
not take any pills without the full
name, "Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People," on the wrapper around
each box. Sold by all medicine deal-
ers or Fent by mall at 50 cents a
k i box or six hoxes for 02.50 by writ-
e ing the 1)r. Williams' Medicine Co.,
by Brockville, Ont.
GOT AWAY AWAY WITH THE FISH.
HEART IS OVERWORKED' HE WAS LAID UP
AND MORE AND MORE OF
THELE BREAK DOWN.
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1 "Ilere, for instance, is a chart
Dr. Loomis on the Increase in
the Mortality From Heart
Disease.
"Bad whiskey, rheumatism, mental
strain and high living are uniting the
leading sours of heart disease," said
Dr. henry P. Loomis, of New York,
when his attention was called to the
report of the Mutual Life Insurance
Company, which heads the death list
with 510 cases of organic heart dis-
ease out of a total of 5,397 deaths,
and puts Bright's disease fourth in
the List. "It is easier, however, to
admit a tremendous increase in the
number of deaths from heart disease
than to point out any one reason for
the increase.
s sent out by the Health Board,
Y which Illustrates the steady Increase
I in mortality from heart disease in
1 this city slue 1868, and it includes
t a table of figures of deaths resulting
- from Bright's disease and heart dis-
• ease combined,"
- "'Phis table, which is not nearly so
1 alarming as the life insurance report,
o shows that in 1808 13 persons out
a of every 10,000 died from the causes
f named. In 1901 the proportion had
e jumped up to :A in every 10,000 or
more than double.
✓ "There are cases of heart disease
o which are not cotnplicate(t with
o Bright's disease," continued Dr.
Loomis, "but it is not often, that a
e sufferer from Bright's disease is free
o from heart trouble.
"Many cases of heart disease aro
_ directly traceable to trental strain
and high living, the heart being in-
• directly affected through other or-
gans,
"In nine cases out of ten—well, no,
that's putting it too strongly, per -
baps; I would say rather that the
majority of the cases of heart disease
which come under my notice are duo'
to rheumatism
•
Story of a Grimsby Trawler and
--
d a Danish Gunboat.
t A gunshot rent the air. The cap-
tain turned from his supervision of
o i the men to find a Danish gunboat
d 1 on his port -bow. A little drama,
d enacted in Icelandic waters, had be-
gun, says the London Daily Mail.
It was a fishing vessel hailing from
o Grimsby that was thus rudely aur-
) prised. The skipper is the most po-
pular man in the Lincolnshire port.
e For a week his crew had worked
hard at the nets, and had gathered
e a rich harvest for their labors, when
ro the gunboat carne upon the scene.
o Could he be within the limits?
That was the captain's first
- thought. No. But the summons
could not very well be defied. In a
moment his mind was made up. He
trust face the anisic. But in his sur-
render Captain did not de-
spair. He has a stout heart and
t a brave spirit, and, while the gun-
boat was sending a "deputation" to
the trawler, he held a hurried con-
versation with the mate. If the
Danish authorities had but known
the secret that passed between the
two men then!
So a Danish officer and three men
came aboard, and the captain was
formally under arrest. They sailed
into tho nearest port. and the Eng-
lish captain was tried and fined
£100, his cargo of fish and the ves-
sel's gear also to bo confiscated.
But while the tnngistrntcs were
putting their heads together and de-
ciding upon this penalty, there nes
activity ab' and the trawler. The
[nate remembered the captain's con-
versation He was alert and keen -
eyed. The captain had been several
hours ashore. That meant that the
court had gone against him. So tho
mate took the crew into his confi-
dence, and they acted promptly.
Without any violence or undue
scene that trhn little trawler sailed
away for Grimsby with the Danish
men aboard, and safely landed its
splendid catch.
And the captain'' ile got ienve to
go to an adjacent town and seek the
assistance of the English consul.
And at this latter place he boarded
an Aberdeen trawler rind hid in the
coal bunkers. They had heard of
the escape of his vessel by this time
and cnnie in search of him.
But the captain made an excellent
stowaway—and he saw his friends in
Grimsby again.
BABY'S OWN TABLETS.
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WiiA'l' CAN A !BOY iX)?
This is what a boy can do, be-
ceuse boys have done it:
)lo can write a )were. Alexander
Pope wrote his famous "Ode to Soli -
Dale" when he was only 12 years
old.
ile can write n great book. Ma-
caulay wrote his first volume, the
"Prhniniae." which took the liter-
ary world by storm, before he was
in his 1(rns.
He ran write n successful play.
.14,1111 (►'Kerte. the :meow( Irish nc-
1ti and playwright. wrote a play
that Is ron'ii.le're(' rood 10 -day, when
lie was only 15.
11.• case !scone famous. (.'Iinrles
tile!.' ns did his 'Sketches by lief"
FO well that heron,, l.c wag 22 his
nna,0INV known to an the world.
Ile (nn make his murk" so well
tls..t it wiil open his career. Palmer-
ston. hnetiand's great. Slntesmnn,
% ie. admire t, d,) school home In I:ng-
t-h, I'r,'neh nail tiepin test are
n e(1( Is of composition to -day.
110 Cain enter a great university be-
fore he is 13. William 1'itt did It.
PEOI'1.1? 111111 RADIATE CHE1•:il.
Itho can est1111nte the value of a
teeny emit who scatters gladness and
good cheer wherever 1)e goes, instead
of gloom and Everybody is
attrat tell to three cheerful faces and
sunny li% US, and repelled by the
gl +Le 1110108'• and Sid. We
(1I% 1'1' %►0o radiate cheer where-
evcr they go and Sling out gladness
from every pore. Money, houses and
lands look conte'nptihlo h(•si(lo such
a disponi ion.
A Pleasant Medicine Which All
Children Will Take Readily.
You do not have to coax and
threaten 10 get the little ones to
take Itaby's Own 'Tablets. The ease
with which they are gici•n as cont-
p(u'0(1 with liquid medicines w111 ap-
peal to cure mother. None Is spill-
ed or wasted; you know just bow big
n dose has reached the little stom-
ach. Asa remedy for all the ills of
babyhood and childhood arising from
derangements of the stonier') and
bowels linhy'n Own 'Tablets have no
equal. Mrs. F. A. Jotters, :Mitchell
Bay, N.R , not s•—"I think the tab-!
lets n Irks -log to both mother and
children OR 1 1111(1 then) a certain cure
for all the ills to whi(!) little ones
are snhject. i do not know how i
could get on without thein." Sold
by all medicine dealers or by mall at
2:,c a box by addressing the Dr. Wil-
liams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont,
IN MANY FORMS.
"Heart disease is not an ailment
confined to any one class. It is fatal
alike to rich and poor. Persons with
a tendency to rheunlatis,n. who aro
subject to frequent attacks of rheu-
matism, do much harm often by
fighting the attacks instead of giving
up to them."
"How give up to them?" the doc-
tor skd was asked.
"By going to bed at once and
staying there till tho disease yields;
by avoiding exposure and remaining
in an oven temperature. Naturally,
the shorter the attack the less there
is on the heart.
"Certain forms of throat trouble
common to children aro indicative of
rheumatism and they should be
treated accordingly; that is, the pa-
tient should observe afterward the
proper precautions. It is safer for a
person inclined to rheumatism to
wear flannels the year round and use
every preventive to -stave off attacks
of the disease it he wants to keep his
heart in good working order.
"It is true, of course, that ono
nifty have heart disease and yet not
be afflicted with rheamal ism, and f
vice versa. Speaking generally, I
would say that in the case of the
rich, I believe that rich food and
lack of proper exercise, excessive
FOR OVER A YEAR
TILL DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
CURED HIS 'KIDNEY
TROUBLES.
Now He's Perfectly Healthy and
Able to Work — Gives all the
Credit to the Great Canadian
Kidney Remedy.
Wapella, Assa., N. W. T., March 20
—(Special).—Curd of Kidney Dis-
ease that had Laid hint up for over
a year, Mr. (co.l13artlenutn, a well-
known man here, is loud In his prais-
es of 'i)odd's Kidney l'ias, for to
then, and nothing else he claims he
owes his cure.
"Yes, 1 had Kidney '!'rouble," Mr.
Hurtleman says. "I had pains in
my back and in other parts of my
body and though the doctor did
what he could for rate, 1 grew worse
till I was unable to bark,
"Then I started to take Dodd's
Kidney Pills, and I took them all
winter and summer while 1 was un-
able to work. I took in all twelve
boxes, and now I am perfectly heal-
thy. My pains aro all gone and I
an) able to work. I heartily 'recom-
mend Dodd's Kidney l'ills to all suf-
ferers from Kidney Disease."
Dodd's Kldnry Pills always cure
the Kidneys. Healthy Kidneys strain
all impurities, all seeds of disease,
out of the blood. '!'hat's why
Dudd's Kidney fills cure such a
wide range of diseases including
Bright's Disease, Ilheuruttisnl and
Urinary Troubles.
WISHING.
"'that hateful Mrs. Nexdore re-
marked to me to -day," said the 1.'ret-
ty young wife, "(hat 'beauty is only
skin deep.' "
"Come now," replied her shrewd
husband, "what are you leading up
to?"
"Well, I was jltstgoing to say
I'd like to baVe a little of it that
was sealskin, deep."
11 your children moan and a:o rest-
less during sleep, coupled, when awake,
with a loss of appetite, pale counten-
ance, picking of the nose, etc., you a.n.
depend upon it that the primary cause
of the trouble Is worms. Mother
Graves' Worm Exterminator effectunll•
removes these pests, at once relieving
the little sufferers.
The wise artist paints a woman's
portrait not as she looks, but as she
imagines she looks.
FOR OVER SIXTY Yi:AiRS.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used by millions of mothers tor
their children while teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays pain,
cures wiudcolic, regulates the stoniach
and bowels, and 1,4 the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents a bottle.
Solei by druggists throughout the
world. it surd and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup." 22-04
Get up with the )ark, but don't
disturb other people with your lark -
ng.
drinking and a persistent mental
strain are the main ca'Iscs for heart
disease.
"The strenuous lite plus mental
anxiety is in these days almost erre
vocably associated with the upper g
classes. I don't think, though, that
there is any Increase in drinking t
among the rich, in fact, I believe just
the reverse; and the rich man has C
this In his favor—he at least can le
drink good liquor when he drinks nt a
SET'rLEI{s LOW HATES WEST.
Via the Chicago and North Western
y. every day from March est to
lay 15th, 1903, settlers one-way
i('cond-class tickets at very low
ates from Chicago to points in
,tab, Montana, Nevada, Idaho, Oro -
on, Washington, California, also t(,
'ictorin, Vancouver, New Westmin-
a
s
ter, Roseland and other points In
he Kootenay District. Correspond-
ngly low rates from all points In
anada. Write for full particulars
nd folders to B. 11. Bennett, (knee -
1 Agent, 2 King St. East, Toronto,
all. Ont.
"With the poorer classes 1 its dif-
ferent. The great army of mhanics,
drivers, and laborers who work out t
of doors are more or less a prey to
heart disease, not only because of
prolonged exposure, which fosters ills
which in turn weaken the heart, but
because of
THE DRINKING IiABI'I',
which is often acquired in conse-
quence of this exposure.
"I have known men who thought
they m'Ist take from 10 to 15
drinks of whiskey a day to ' ta-
ise the bad effects of exposure a
who could hardly be pers'indtel
the contrary. Now, even if the whi
key they drank was o1 a good qua
Sty the results wo•dd be had, ve
bad; but when a man continues ill
after day, as many a one does, t
pour down his throat the most ado
terated stuff in the market, his fins
is not far off. itis heart is bout
to give out.
"1 ane heartily in favor of Bailin
Potter's saloon plan to this erten
(litre the poor as well ns the N
man pure liquor, If he must an
will drink, let him have a ern
of whiskey whir
least harm."
"Worry, fret,
!ism is the
checked off the
0880,
"Mo far," said hr, "the simple li
Ilan not become the fashion in Ne
York and, an n consequence, t
hearts of most people have to veer
overture. Her is end, hut. n
nearly so fatal as worry and fret
n week heart.
i " ' 14'n't run,' and 'aceta rheum
lista,' are oiling the health recipe
• which ought to be first consider,
by the man or woman who wants 11
or her heart to keep on ticking ng
malty for three score and ten yea
or longer. It is safe to any that
person of temperate hnbits in eat:
and drinking, who tikes six or right
hours sleep out of the twenty-four
and some exercise afoot In the open
air every day. and who absolutely
refuses to worry and fret over his
business or anything rice, will never
(11e of heart disease."
Susie (athe.r music 1r,son)—"1'(I
like to catch an old nir i heard in
the music -room Inst night." I'ro-
fessorm"IVhnt nir was that')" Susie
(d•amurcly)—"Oh, it was a million-
aire."
A man is In luck if he doesn't get.
urned down while waiting for
omething to turn up.
MID•WiN7'ER EXCURSIONS.
'1'o Washington, March 2, 3, 4, 10.
and April 7th.
Florida rind New (rlenne, March
1st. to (ith, via Lackawanna Hail -
road from Buffalo. Lowest rales;
choice of routes. Apply to A. Le•nd-
Iey, C. A., 'Toronto. or Fred P. Fox,
1) '
11 will do him t
berry and rheum
way 1)r. 1)nrlingh
causes for heart di
—__
Ito—' 1 tindcrvtand you have been
nttetxline aha nmhulence close. Can
you tell n.o %chat is the best thing
to do for a broken heart '" She—
"Oh, ye'. hind up the broken por-
tion with n gold banal, Pathe with
orange Ilessen) Anter, and apply
plenty of raw rice. Guaranteed to
be well In a month."
igettpu
t eek/
The satisfaction of having the
washing done early In the day,
and well done, belongs to ever)
user of Sunlight Soap. LOB
No Breakfast Table
complete without
P
An admirable food, with all
its natural qualities intact,
fitted to build up and maintain
robust health, and to resist
winter's extreme cold. It is
a valuable diet for children.
C
The Most Nutritious
and Economical.
t,P,AND TR'JN,4R� `,1AYIY
ONE•WAY
EXCURSIONS
—TO—
Billings, Mont., Colerado
Springs, Denver, Helena,
Butte, Mont., Ogden, Salt
Lake City, Utah, Nelson,
Rossland, B. C., Spoltane,
Wash., Portland, Ore., Se-
attle, Wash., Vancouver,
B. C., San Francisco, Cal.
Rates $34.25 to $44,00
'Pickets on sale March est to
May l Sth.
ALL GRAND TRUNK TICKET
AGENTS.
A Gltd':AT AL%VANTAGI':.
"My husband has a great advant-
age over most men."
"Indeed?"
"Yes. He walks in his sleep,"
"I don't see what advantage that
can be to a person."
"Why, he can carry the baby all
night long and still get his natural
rest."
That Cutting Acid that arises from the
stomcacli and almost strangles, Is caused
by fermentation of the food In the
stomach. It is a foretaste of indiges-
tion and dyspepsia. 'fake ono of Dr.
Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets homed -
lately after eating, and it will prevent
this distress and aid digestion. 00 In
a box, 35 cents. -1a
"Your son has n tine touch, 3frs.
Moriarity." "Vis: stn' shure it's no
wonder he loves the piano and Meer
tires of it. Ile has great taste for
nrulstc, and this is only natural, for
his grandfather had his head broken
with a cornet at a picnic."
Dad 's liniment Lumberman's friend
Cholly—"What aro yotr laughing
at?" holly—"Your whiskers." Chol-
ly—"Is there anything humorous in
the appearance of my whiskers?'
Dolly --"No, but somehow they tickle
me."
A Cure for ('nativeness.—Costiveness
comes from the rcfu,al of the excretory
organs to pe: norm I helr duties regular.
ly from contributing causes usually dis-
ordered digestion, 1'n rmelec's Vegetable
Pills, prepared on scientific prim-114es,
are so compounded that certain ingredi•
elite in thelia pa.r. through the stom-
ach and act oleo. the bowels so as to
remove their torpor and arouse them
to proper action. Many thousands ars
prepared to bea' testimony to their
power in this :e,pect.
Young Witt—"Doesn't this cake re-
mind you of the kind your mother
used to make?" Young 1(usband—
"Yes, dear. Oh, those happy child-
hood days—what a digestion 1 used
to have then, to be sure!"
Minard's Lln'rnent used by Phtsicians
leis Ent her—"Look herr, Tum,
have you really gone and etlgnged
yourself to that widow without my
consent?" 'Porn (glnounily)—"1 did
it without my own consent."
When Rheumatism doublesaenan ep
physician and cuile,er alike lose heart
and often despair of a cure, but here's
the exception. %Ii, Pegg, of Norwood,
Orel , says: "1 way: nearly doubled up
with rheumatism 1 got three bottles
of South American Cure and they cured
me. it's the quickest nctiug medicine
ever saw. • —Is
Customer—"'!'hat watch you sold
me the other (lay (loos not keep good
time." Denier—"It isn't the fault
of the watch. IlBven't you heard
people say that times are very bad
Just now?"
Use Lever's Dry Soap (a powder)
to wash woolens and flannels;
you'll like it.
George—"I 1 oto not worthy
of you, but—"Ethel—"Don't th,'1—"Don't ever
say that again; it's no use worrying
over what you can't help."
illckle's Anel-Consumtlive Syrup 1s
an unparalleled remedy for colts,
cough.. immense end d).. of the
throat and lung. The fame Of the
medicine reFta ❑Leon 'tear, of successful
see in eradicating these afteetlees, and
In protecting mankierl from the fatal
lavaggee of con•umptlon, and as a neq-
lected cold (ends to consumption. one
cannot he too careful to fight ft In It•
early slogs,. Sickle's Syrup Is the
leoapon, US* 11
From Tea Plantation to Store
WE WATCH
TIA—Unylreping vigilance selects tl,e TENDEREST LEAVES, scrutinizes every
process of thsir manufacture and carefully SEALS TIIIN IN LEAD PACKETS
TO PRESERVE TIE FULL FLAVOR. No wonder the BEST is
BLUE RIBBON TEA. TRY THE RED LABEL.
NATURALLY.
Edith►—"there is one thing in par-
ticular that 1 like Mr. '!'actin for.
lie is so frank, you know. lie al-
ways tells me of my faults without
the- least hesitation. '!'hut Was the
agreement I caused him to make."
Bertha—"And you mean to say
that you do not got angry with
him?"
Edith—"Never."
Bertha --"Tell me some of the faults
ha has found in you."
Edith—"Oh, he hasn't found any
yet. When I ask him to name thein
ho always says that I 411n faultless."
"Did you ever go to a military
hall?" asked a lisping maid of an
old veteran. "No, any dear," growl-
e•l tho old soldier. "I once had a
military hall come to me, and what
do you think? It took toy leb off."
"I hata grammar awful," remark-
ed a young fellow to whom some-
thing had been said regarding that
study. "Do you?" replied nn elder-
ly gentleman. "No doubt you will
like it better when you become no-
quainted with it."
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MESSRS. C. C. i ICHIARDS & CO.,
G.litlemc'n,—My three children
were dangerously low with diph-
theria. On the advice of our priest
ntv wife began the use of MINARD'S
LINIMENT, In two hours they were
greatly relieved, and in five days they
were completely well, and I firmly
believe your valuable Liniment saved
the lives of my children.
Gratefully yours,
ADILAI(D LEFElkIWtE.
Weirs' Mills, 10th .Ione. '9
The inspector was talking about
verbs and adjectives. "Does your
master use adverbs and adjectives?"
he asked. "Yes, sir," chorousod
the scholars. "Well, what does he
use when ho does not use adverbs
and adjectives?" There was a sil-
ence. I''inuliy, a little fellow waved
his hand, "Ile generally uses a rul-
er, sir."
It Keeps the Muscles Pliant.—Men
given to muscular sports and exercises
and those who suffer muscular pains
from bicycle riding will find Dr. Thom-
as' Eclectrlc Oil something worth try-
ing. As a lubricant it. will keep the
muscles pliable and free from pains
which often follow constant use of
them, without softening them or Im-
pairing their strength. J.`or bruises,
sprains and contusions it 1, without a
Steer.
I
Minister--0'So you don't think I
practise what I preach. deacon?"
Deacon—"Well, considering that you
have been preaching on the subject
of resignation for the past thirty-
sevelt years, I don't quite think you
do."
DR. A. W. CHASE'S Ofi
CATARRH CUREe„ r
1s sem direct M the adrenal
pans by ahs Isseesesea alowar.
Heal* the slows, slurs the eats
Durasss, seeps le tae
throat and .,,rad
free. All dealers, or 1)r. A. W. Chau
Medicine Co., Toronto and Hoists
Catarrh and Ha Fenn, lower
Tenant—"I carie to inform you
sir, that my cellar is full of water,"
Landlord—"Well, '.vhat of it? You
surely did not expect a cellar full
of champagne for ten dollars, a
month, did you?"
[yea and Nous 'tsars Mater. —C. O.
An'her, of 1t: ewe-, Imine, says "1 have
had Catarrh for se% oral years. Water
would run from my eyes and nose for
days at a time About four months
ago I was Ind a(e,I to try Dr. Agnew's
totalvhnl Powder, and since using the
wonderful remedy 1 have not had an
shark. It i.I,,' in ten minutes." 50
CCU t, —17
The elan wh,r hag belt an hoer to
spare i(en(railly (hops in and 0(•414 -
pies a half an hoer that hel.'n_s to
some other man.
leo Minas Liniment in the house
"isn't that merely idle gossip?"
"Gossip, my clear," nnswere(I Miss
('aaenne. "is never idle. It Is the
most industrious thing on earth."
in Nature's Storehouse There Are
Cures.—Medical experiments have shown
conclusively that there aro medicinal
virtues In even orrllnary `1411,-,°".;
fna up around us which give
value that cannot be estimated. It is
held by some that Nature provid:•s a
cure for every disease which neglezt end
ignorance (save visited upon nein ilea.
ever, this may he, it is well kr owe
that Permclee's Vegetable fills d. it,11e4
from roots and herbs, sire a ,oversew
remedy In curing all disu,ders of the
digestion.
1'OUGi1T IT OUT,
On one occasion a page -boy, whole
he had recently engngcd, astonished
a well-known doctor by appearing to
wait nt breakfast with a swollen
face, and a pair of unmistakable
black eyes.
"Rbv, 'John," said the master,
"you seem to have been tightirig."
"Yrs, ser; 1 have," was the reply.
"And who may your opponent
have hen?"
"%Thy, sir, Dr. \fill's hey."
"And what did you fall mut about,
pray?"
"Why. 'i:•, he sell as vos wasn't
fit t0 clean his nenster'q shoat."
"Anti went did y re' env?"
"Well, sir, I said as how you out.".
Dyeing 1 Cleaning !
earths Freer Mss read rear were M the
so BfrT1011 ASURISAN BTSINR BD."
!lase Ow seed r Fees taus. or read Ebel&
Meet1'eal,Teropto, Ottawa, Quaker
"Pinto"
Shell
Cordovan
1
Used in H.B.K. Mitts, Gloves
and Moccasins—tough as whale-
bone, flexible, soft, pliable, scorch -
proof, wind - proof, boil - proof,
crack -proof, tear -proof, rip -proof,
cold-prouf, almost wear-proof—
certainly the greatest leather
ever used in mitts and gloves.
Like buckskin it is tanned
without oil, unlike buckskin it is
not porous, it is wind -proof --will
outwear three buckskins.
"Pinto" Mitts and Gloves
never crack or harden, never get
sodden, arc always warn], pliable,
soft ankomfortablc.
Sold at all dealers but never with-
out this brand :—
HUDSON BAY KNITTING CO.
Montreal Winnipeg Dawson s
Vanity makes a cheap chroino feel
like an oil painting_
Nothing looks more ugly than to see
a person chose hands are covered over
with warts. Why have these disfigure-
ments on your person when a sure re-
mover of all warts, corns, etc , can be
found in Ilollowcay•s Corn Cure.
"She is a Very sweet girl." "Why
the heartless flirt has promised to
merry four different men," "Well,
that's( what i mean; her manners itre
m('St rtegll tring."
Ask for liinard's and take no other
111.1.1. MME/Ms
She (swtet ly)—"1Vhat belief it nl
roses: so fresh Is [ hist dew on
them?" Iie ,haughtily) ---"These Is
nothing dee on therm."
Heart relief in half an hour.—
A Indy in New York Slate. writing of
her cure try Dr. Agnew's Cure for the
Heart. says. "1 feel like one brought
back from the dead, so greet was my
suffering from heart trouble and eo al-
most miraculous my rocovrry through
the agency of this powerful treat-
ment. 1 owe my life to il."--19
"Do you mean to say you don't
have any trouble in keeping your
wife dressed in the height of fash-
ion?" '"I'h(it'n what 1 said. J1fy
trouble comes when 1 don't keep her
drrxged that way."
llo you catch cold e : ily ?
Does the cold hang on ? Try
Shiloh's
Consumpti ors
Cure Togo^a
It cures the most stub!e,rn kind
of cough,' and colds. 11 it
doe-n't curt you, your money
Mill be refunded.
1Yt es: i C. Wets. & Ce. :A3
21c. 50c. 11 T,c 4nY, N. Y., Toronto, can,
ISSUE NO, 11-05.