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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1905-01-26, Page 3TO GUT DOWN EXPENSES i PALE WEAK GIRLS. I DUE TO PHYSICAL CAUSES eeks a Defects of Mind and Body Account Ch KXTRAVAGANCE OF BRITISH Obtai ctgtHealtEesh Through the LEMY OFFICERS. Use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. Miss ,Jennie Burrows, I(it;a'ilt. Ref orins Will Give a Chance to Poorer Officers With o►•c the wonderful abceneit tba r you r. Brains. \\'il tains fink !'ills have done De. 1 ant now 22 years of else, but front the time 1 was fourteen 7 did not; o stop the extravagance which enjoy good health. A couple of yturs: makes it possible only for men with worse, ago hila dttthotng Sisters lin charge, largo private mower to become can- canal in a doctor. After treating' didates for cavalry contfninsiuns, tee fur some time. without any tui-, says the London Dully Express. pruventeut, he told me that 1 must i J W z,ia& orders have been issued discontinua any studies, triton I whichrural officers commanding got hoarse I was sent r.o Caledonia aro instructed to rev carried out to Springs. The first month I was there isthe very letter. The cost of living it seemed to help me, but, like all to he reduced se that officers with the morncbie I had taken, the help: tnodernle rneuus may live in con- was only temporary, and 1 relapsed fort its this branch of the service. : into any former condition. I grew' Extravagauch in ell its forms is so pule and wax -like that strangers' to be chocked. The cost of loess 's t'utled me the wax figure. My heart '-ant to be higher than in athet' : woul.l beat so violently that 1 could branches of the .Irene. 'Ihu practice hear the noise it made. 1 was so of kccpit:g sows -private account weak 1 could not wrilk u block wlth- char esooks inu he mess, in which extra out support, or without rotting two g monthly subscriptions or three times. sty head would, are slow',, is strictly forbidden. sometimes ache so violently as to No general subscriptiors for drive Ino wild, and at other times 1. lunches at race meetings or polo and would grow so dirty that I could' cricket matches aro to be allowed int-, not stall. All this time f was; less the general commanding con_ taking treatment, but all the tithe sores. Eines of money or wire are no was getting worse and worse, and 1 longer to be levier) on marriage or hardly hoped ever to be better, promotion, 0r in respect of any: Iiewsagain. rAtthis time I read in a t minor irregularities. Pond subscrl l- n,ew'spnpor of a somewhat of similar tint a or contributions aro forbidden, came cured by tho use of Dr- \0011 s 08 }• also the keeping of a regimen- tiaras' 1 ink fells and 1 the I ucd, o sal coach. g to try them. By the tieno I had, t used a half dozen hoses 1 had nu-) 1 LOWERING TRE STANDARD. proved a great deal. From th i It cline las ot cu been nnoticed iceom that the un vdce- and strength, until by the time I, b slides, the militia, and the Royal had use., eleven boxer I was enjoy-, c Military College has been most ing hotter health than I had done c markod. This is not clue to an for yoars. I Bin now well andi t The liritiyh Arniy Council is tak- ing acliun that. should prove e1Pec- tie for Wrongdoing. That crime proceeds more oft than not from physical or Inert I tames over• which the criminal h little control, was the conclusion a rival at by a leading criuiiuulogts who spoke rc('ently at a sleeting the Ethulugical Soi iety- in the Gu lugicul Society'a ruurus in }farm% Square, Loudon. Some remeri;r,hle instances w•he crime was due to physical and 11101 tel disease was given by Mr. Thur Ila 1lolintes, the North l.c>udon l'olic Court .missionary, who tuuintlrine that epilepsy. mania, and weekne, of intellect were directly reepons}bl for the narking of criminals. The cleverest thief he bawl eve met, ho said, was a 1:3 -year-old git -a nice /stoking, modest, and inti' ligeut girl, but the daughter of 111 el>ilepthc. At the age of 16 she wit committed to a lunatic asylum where she now is. Atonia was in many cases resuon siblo for crillle. A young fellow o ioccollent character, the son of man of position, had appeared 11 the dock four times on charges o stealing false teeth. Mr. Holmen mentioned the case of a woman who was charged no fewer than thirty times with stealing boots. Never by any chance did she ake anything else. '"Phe silence of the night, the train upon the nerves, the elements f danger, the chasten of success, 1 ell you, it is a thousand tines noro fascinating than gantbling," n old burglar told Mr. Holmes, en alas, _ DONAT LAFLAMME FOUND A t. CURE IN DODD'S KIDNEY of PILLS. er re They Always Cure all Forma of 1- Kidney Disease from Backache to n- Bright's Disease. e d Ste. Marguerite, Dorchester Co., a Que., Jun. 23 -(Special.) -Phut tho u most serious turns of Kidney Dis- ease cannot stand �•fure Deters Kid - i ney Pills is being drily pruvrd In Quebec, ttntl 0110 of the lutist con - HIS DIABETES IS ALL GONE NOW saucing ting proofs as given right here a in Ste. Marguerite. 1nuiut 1 Winnow) • whom everybody Sones had Diebet- ' es. This is arc of the extreme stags of Kidney Disease and it hnf- ties ordinary medical skill. Coarser a quently it is not surprising that the Coarse- , doctor who atIended I>0nat l.a- t flaunnie could not help hint. /tut let Mr. Laflamme tell the moot won- derful part of his story himself: "T'wo boxes of 'f>odd's Kidney Pills cured me," lie says. "My Dia- betes 13 all gone and I recommend 1)odd's Kidney rills to all my friends and to all those who suffer." Todd's Kidney Pills cure all Kid- ney 1rfseases from Backache to Bright's Disease. at on, a who helped hint to get a couiforta- week by week, I gained in health; le little home together when he ame out of jail. Ono night the ex- onvict succumbed again to the old aselnauoil, with the result that ho Y strong• and thank God for the' is ask of young meteor intellcectuar and bier. physical fitness, but nolr•ly to the i cost of life in a cavalry regiment. I erfe Dr. !t'illlruns' !'ink Pills have, '}he Army Council points out that ! conferred upon mc. I would strung- GOING, GOING, GONE. the evil has a far-reaching effort, he- ly' advise Query weak and ailing girl) 11110 reads this to lose no since in Crowd in a British Auction Room cause, its order to obtain officers and'taking Dr. Williams' Pink Pills," I Show How, P regiments up to their estnb-' D Williams'l - il sing o good health your w•on-1 r.uw in Portland. ►shm t, it has been fotuul neves ' r Pink Pills cured lists nary relax the regulations as re-! Burrow's because they merle the rich garrJs educational tests, with the frrom Mhsystem.necessato drive disease r r standard of educe- fr°tar the system. '!'hese pills go strnfgllt down to the root of the matter in the blood and cure that. That is why they cure all troubles due to bard blood. Anaemia, pale- ness, eruptiors of the skin, palpita- tion, headaches, kidney trouble, au of the year to 110, j rheumatism, neuralgia, and a host. No candidates are forthcoming at! of other troubles, aro all due to bad present to till three vacancies. It is 111 blood, and are speedily routed from hoped, however', that carder the ste by the use of Dr. Williams' the system by the rich, red blood chal.gtd conditions young men with I esult that the tion and intelligence has been lower- ed. There are no fewer than 33 vacan- cies for officers in the cavalry of tho line, and there is n probability that this number trill be increase( at the the ll0C('estu'y qualiffcutinns will come forward. BEYOND 'l')IEIR MEANS. The evil of astritvagance has been the subject of many warnings. 'These have all, however, heen more or less 10r of a general lint -tire, whereas the new th order of the Army Council is an em- phatic lir l'hntic instruction. In May, 1902, the report of the Committee on Army Education re •• 'roil to the mal ter, amt thine' it,• por months later Lori Roberts issautrl Inst an Order tliscountenar.cfng the regi - the . are now ren -the Pink Pills. Don't take a substitute; see that the full name, "Pr. Wil- }laces' Pink I'ills for Palo People," is printed on the wrapper around each box. If in doubt you can get the pills by [nail at 50 conts a bot six boxes for $2.50' by writ e Dr. \\'illinutn' Medicine ockville, Out. A VALUABLE 1)00, Well, 1 wouldn't havn hello% exclaimed Jones. In nstonis ns he dropped in to see Sint other eventing, and was met hall by a St. Bernard do,'. Wouldn't have believed what.'► cd Smith. Why, that you'd have a dog • house," continued Jones. " ogs to one of your neighbors. lose?" No, sir; that's my slog," replier th. proudly. You don't really mean it of mutate] coaches, that r d 1 1 Rely prohibited, acrd packs • of • hounds. In December of the same year fur- /ask thcr• action was taken lowaI-((1 ro-� clueing officers' expenses by an or - tier directing that all mounted 0111-.su �o vers should be provided with horses. } 1 at the public expense. I 'Tien came the commit to on OM- t S�ui cera' I'xponses, which issuer/ its re -1 port in April, 1903. This committee i man found that commanding officers do - i "ve Iiberately. encouraged lavish enter -mar tninments, In such a manner that oflicers were compelled to live bo-+' woo jarful their Ipconme or be boycotted. brat The rep t was followed by two .1 too "uccesstve army orders by I.ordi Ile Roberts, but the old scandals have , rupt been perpetuated, astair During an ruction sale of furniture i which was being conducted in a shop in Victoria street, Wotv�erhampton, Ems/and. recently, the auctioneer I was "knocking down" a writing desk with the ftuniliar words, "go - tug, going, gone," when it seemed that the wells were rising up to overwhelm the numerous company present. A cry of alarm went up, and every- body clutched a't everybody else, when all at once the crowd of buy- ers, the auctioneer and.his desks, i found 1l;entselves in a heap in then cellar below• The floor bens. too rotten to support the great weight r of people and furniture -had given s way and collapsed like a trap -dour. For some moments everybody was • A SONG OF COURAGE. An Incident in the Wreck of the Steamship Queen. /There ars times when the must be called away from p danger or anxiety, and not al even to contemplate the seriou deeper aspects of an emergency. The lice. San Pretreat/co 'Cali gives 1111 Instance of good sense and pluck on the part of a young • lady who was ship- wrecked. A few •months ago -a must gallant fight for life in a storm at sea took place in the l'acitic. When the (ween, with two hundred souls aboard, vas ab0u1 thirty miles off 'Tillamook, fire was discov- ered in the after cabin. A heavy gala was blowing at the Berne, and the situation 8001110(1 hopeless. Cap- tain Vousens first put the women and ch Idren, and all other i>assea- gers who were not able to assist in ightint fire, into lftt~boals, ane/ aunche(l them in the charge of ex- >el•icncrrl men, Then., boats remained ander the leo of the I'Ja/fag steam - hip until those on board had con - leered tiro flames 'hc'n the life -boats were hum hat dark and stormy ,horning, omen end children were terro the face of the threatening t ly. 111 one boat a voice was 1 t prayer, and the sound of wee as lard nbote the roar of eters. Some err a raiser) the s Nearer, dry (set. to '1'heie,•' Oh trembling Ides the fear -d felinity joined. The prayer and vntn combined to deepen the n d gloom, and the last mote of creel sung die(} in a chorous bs. 'Then, strong and clear, n the Ice made nil sit up bred listen. "What is the matter with 'ople?" It said, "We're not go die. The fire is growing sinal A tittle Sunlight Soap will clean cut glass and other articles until they shine and sparkle. Sunlight Soap will wash other things than Cloth �s. AB CHENILLE CURTAINS LICEu■d al ml:Sn,i. ur rout• li "i.,r.. .::o LIL,B CUM lir) o%Eu S, CL[ANID lc,.,e t.. .0 .nue: OK& N[W, your4 gamma AMERICAN 0(5380 C9,98, this 6lontr]ri GRAN11 RUN ITEC Fur tele Winter -c.0 To_ CAL!FORNiA, MEXICO OR FLORIDA. The "Land of Sunshine, Fruit and 'lowers." /totes! trip tourist tickets on sale dully. Fount Clemens Mineral Situated on direct line of Grand Trunk. sc. Catharinas literal Springs Those who need a rest should •Tenet a testy (Joys or weeks at this delightful resort, /lest of hotel ac - mind cunirnodation. rt:vent lowed for tickets and full infonrnation s and call at uuy brand Trunk 'Ticket Of - ire bee: entered end unable to reside t Cos; what hail happened. '/hen, picking w themselves up, the colupany trier! i► to find a way up to the street. At last somebody ('amid across a door tic and through it they all streamed, w ed J In tho darkness, the subterranean h- explorers stumbled upon some steps, .. th : a trapdoor was opened, and the in cornl.any found themselves safely in w daylight again. 'Ilse most serious co injuries consisted of brulses and; in scratches. in ♦ sn It hABY'S OWN 'TABL1�•T,y, so 7 This vo ched the rived rn - t; ifted ping the °fig. prohibiting the importation of alco- anrd hrrlie drinks into his empire.lsreuch azed wines and German beer have, he the says, found their way to his Court. tor_ He has watched their effects, anti the has come to the conclusion that if lie' elites not put a stop to the drink - of Mg that is going on his empire will soon full a prey to other nations. cry The Et►aperor has no objection to European arty end sciences; but ho • sets his face against European pois- iug on, and declares that he will punish ler. No Breakfast Table complete without An admirable food, with all its natural qualities intact, fitted to build up and maintain robust health, and to resist winter's extreme cold. It is a valuable diot for children. rer / Tito Most Nut: itioua and FC^nen'irgl. TKETOTAT, EMPIRE. Enipersr lifene}ik, the dusky ruler of A )n crinin, has issued un edict ? Why, Fee known you now f years, and you've always had a ked aversion to dogs." es, I did until lately; but ldn't be without ane now. '111 o is a noble, faithful fellow, an uldn't take, t at this juncture he was inter eel by his wife calling clown th 8:- 1 s medicine comes as a message; of hope Lo ell norrial mothers. it pc ('is the best thing to the world for to stomach, bowel and 'teething trou- W �r bles, which make little -ones weak. ho sickly acrd peovl:;h. It will make de your baby well, art, you have a pos-; • , alive guarantee that it contains no 'th s opiate or harmful drug. Mrs. flumes few d ! Hopkins, • Toborrnory, Ont., says: --'the 1 have ,used Baby's Own 'Tabletsw0 • and would not be without theau.10,, e Mothers who have sickly, cross and del fretful children will tint) these Tab- lets a great blessing." Those ars 1 strong, hopeful words from a moth- °t.h er who has proved the value of ion Baby's Own 'l'abletr. This medicine the Is sold by all druggists or sent by inti• mail at 25 cents n hox, by writing do The Dr, it'illiarrs Medicine Co.. I. Brockville. Ont. dee + els the WORLD'S STEEL POOL cert sok British and Continent n1 Finns en_ May'Join Forces. S111': TAUGIIT 11111 'PACT. The late Louie I.7eisohrnarin, the 1 "it millionaire baker, of new York, not I dear, only distributed food to poor men"A In the "bread line" ho had estub- Ithes,' lishat in that city, but ho also gut she c1 these mon employment. Ile went "T) among them etel conversed with Smit. theta, and the delicacy of his wren- 1 "At tions to them, the care he took not 'grille to hurt. their feelings, writs remark- IIs th able. One day he snid:•No "The Ilion! hntortunlit o and wretch -'for t1 ell people me ih,e more sensitive they' "We art• --the more e. lily they are wou,ul- Ivry ed. The public does not hear this collar fact enough in table/. 'over "And yet it is rt fact that is con- i "Ar tinital's- being pro%nd-- sometimes pa- kern i 1}retire lly, sone 1;nen humorously. it Contin was proved humorously to n friend frien'l of mine last summer 1n Scotland. itake n "He was lnakitit n uniking lour. 'dog. 110 was climbing mountains and me ah viewing lakes and torrents. One i "So morning on a geed rand be suet a 1'(111 h your` woman, 11111 111111 comely, 1' ho to mol milked hnra'fnot. "Surprissel, my friend sI 'I'ped the iters y oring woman and sniff- dual 1 " '(to all tho0 1 pc p n hereabouts Ism dory o bnrefout?' don. "She answered. 'Some M them do, knoeke and the rest mind their own !mei- does nese ' " fling t ----•- has th e shall all be in our !midis in tar. If you t sing. ng ' lia.' " Phe young wononn then star e jaunty popular sone,', and in moments, '0 the am tzernent msdves and the wonder of rkees al:oar•el the steamer, ev e in the boats was singing "1 in." 'rout that it was an easy step to er airs of a lively nature, and g before the boats were recalled it ncrupants • were nirnost enjoy - the novelty of their stern sitna- n, he ['tunic Steamship Company mated with gold ntel silver need - the captain and men who risked it lives to save the ship and Ons- 5ers. They also presenter) a en to the brave singer. On it is raved, "Fur Singing 'Iltrlclia.' " "Henry Smith, who was it that scattered these cignr fishes all over my table?" must have hien the dog, my " tons his reply. Jul who was it that dropped apple peelings on the floor?" emended. to (Ing, my dear," answered h. 111 there's a bottle of gum II on the carpet up here, tool at 80,110 of your work, Henry?" , my dear, the emg's to blame )at." 11, ft's a burning shame On his house Is disordered. Your s and ties are vrntfercel all the roots!" e they, my done? 'I'hnt •tog's Ip there Again, then. Yew,,' i mrd Smith, as be drew his into the plu•for, "I we'd(' n'1_ big pot of stoney for that Why, the noble fellow settee mat twenty scolding% a week." I see," chuckled) .Tones, "and et 1'11 havn ane before 110011 , '1'11W." ntly some /Mee/.lovot a indit'i- hrew' a stone through the uin- 1 n itelf-known draper in Lon - Several sale tickets were el ofT the goods in the w•in- '11re trndcsumn is now exhib- lie following notice: "Someonetown n brick and /crocked our down- Don't throw another. Ic They can't go lower," A CH Alt IT \ n L h: ('r' 311'I J '.1 ENT, "Diss Tlrorvu told me that you pt�d lior such it charming eonlplt. went th,••; r evening," said Mrs. 1'e,.ddirigton - o her husband-"sorne- ttfing about her being pretty. The poor girl was so 'lensed. I don't sir how you melt can bar so err tr rthfill." sitouhi think you'd know by this time that I'w never untruth- ful." snid Sir. 1'mIlington, reproach- inlly. "1 said tale wee just ns pret- ty as she could be, and so she teas A i'►,,nheh hnvv,wi(e buy's a new 1.•m"nl every mnr•nire;-n net'eesnry etrcuvneencc, since she s1t4l. ps her choly house every day, and the mmr, •r sees Is only a handl, of rest, or ,birch leaves, the natural empties- *Web keit up the dust, prires porters of alcoholic liquors by Ile- forcing the Muff down their throats until they die. in the preamble to his edict he says that drunkenness ted is pernicious, enfeebles a lace, and r► destroys the body anti mind. Ile de - of sires his people to remain strong. the healthy, independent, and, as a cry means to this end, prohibits al-b- te- holic drinks In every part of his domains. The nl'gotintlnns which for months past have been going on between rit.ish and continental steel rail mar nal nest hirers, with a vie* to form- ing an 1ntcel'nntivnnl combine, erentatcd to have resulted in a definite agreement being tlrrnngeil. Lergc col(trurts 1n connection w•:th Important railway extensions in America anti on the continent aro ex- pected to to given out this year, and nlanufactureta are seeking 14) a. mid it loss of possible profit by a suicidal comi.etitIon or cutting of pricer+. �o 18r the mtutenteturers within the "ring" include nil the ,nest i NIGHT HAVE SAVED IT. A Lot of Trouble From Too Much Starchy Food. A little boy of eight years whose parents did not feed him on the right kind of food, was always nerv- ous nail suffered from a weak con- dition of the htonl.lch and bowels. Finally he tons taken down with appensiaci103 and after the operation, doctor, knowing that his inter /digestion was very weak, pu on Grape -Nuts twice a dray. rapidly recovered and abou meld thereafter, his Tat her s, "Ile has grown to be strong, tiler, and sleeps sourirlly, weighs ounds, and his whole system is tine condition of he•ailh." c given by I'ustunl Co., Battle. , Mich. It is plain that if he had been put on (:rape -Nuts at an earlier period 1n his 1ife, end kept from the use of foods thnt he could not digest. he never would have had appendicit- 1s. '!'hat disease Is caused by omit. 1 food decaying in the stomach bowels, causing irritation and g for the growth of nil kitnls icrohes, settles up a disrasrn) inn which is the active cause 'pendieltis, and this Is Inure et with people wt,o do not pro - dieted white lin t.1. >e -Nuts is n,ntf,• o; the selected t'f wheat and barley And by collar proresecs .1 the cooking factory, all of the starch Is into sugar ready for iinantelf- epstlon and the more perfect hal. art of all priests of the particularly the bruin nerd (entree. the little book, "1 he Iin;re! !vine," fou'nd in each packwgle, the final biro Be portant firms in (trent Britain, .two many, Belgium. and Prance. Ae -estate C01'1linit to the "Iron and Coal I muse 'Trades Revleto„' the minimum price 132 1' at which nr(h•rs shell be booked 1109 , to a bee.' fixed. All the orders are toiNnrn be pooled, the ntloltnent to each Creek °entry oia the following bads: Ilritish .... . 5:1.5(1 per cont. Gerninn 29.93 per cent. lleleilim 17.f17 per cent. A crilall d(e(Iuct10lo from each will o mardc in order to item' sheet 5 3It'S$n9. C. C. RiCHARl).S & CO. tientlen►, n, -Last winter I received great benefit from the 118e of M I V AID'S LINIMENT In a severe at- tack of Ln (frappe, and I lined ire quently proved 11 to he very refflee- tiro in cases of Inflammation. Yours, W. A. tlU'I'CIIINMON. "1 came to ask for your daughter 1n marring°, sir," said the young mnn. "have you any stoney of your own? asked the careful father. "Oh, you tni.undcrstand me, sir/ 1 do not want to buy her." Kinard's Liniment Cure3 Colds, &c t + "Papa, I wish you wouldn't look so tierce when young gentlemen call to see me. It frightens theta." "/low -would you like Ino to look- meek?" "Kell, not too _I11L'ok; that [night frighten theta away,' ib per cent. of the orders to fearer, Igtcl tho output of French nlnuufacterers art" being very smell makin Tho chief difficulty In the wry of of m the combine l;eee in the attitude of confit the united Strifes `tree! College- 'of art t inn. Jfr .1. 1•'na tell, the head of the ' markt perly ;been in E f (lead at frt s the pre at the tlrrnr•d ate di n0IIrie body corporation's exporting agency, has trope or some weeks past. Ile Is leaving for America Immecll- �ately, and upon bis report depends the inclusion or otherwise of the cor- poration within the combine. Jackaoa--"Is it true that Jrrhn. son has an addition to his family?" ntrte fentithvart•-••"IKtcll, he cellar it n iuulli 11,.0.1 plication-twi>As, you know," I to Wel err 0 ., 'ior veire sip.. WIN4. A14.. PO .1111,rff / 519 ABM t,tt hf ■rlllior 1.4 gam/art for Ile-• Alr.Iron •h'1. , , )r/inn bt,•.b, hd.l,•oattn•ih-$I.. nllar..e ti ser •Indcolx results. tbenom.r 1arl ln,•r•I,, tn,ii, \> b4t•rn-ri)lof 1►1t.h ra Orem, Not c.014 . •.,(el+ pow by drugg,.tt wre,s45,,11 Use •urld. ■. 1534 4111 09144•'.d„ - lY/.\ ga,,u• f,ll.su � i �rrt,• YI -•11 .}Iola -"if -w'a your wife, Rinks' Ilinksr-"iL'r hemi trnublrs h,• good deal. "Neuralgia?" --,yo: she Wants a re hat." CANADIANS APPRECIATE PIC- TURES. The enormous demand for the series of Marguerite pictures is- sued by the Tuckett Company has induced the Company to acquire all Canadian rights in Snowman's celebrated picture of the King and Queen in their coronation robes in Westininster Abbey. The pictures were Painted by command of their Majesties and the reproductions are 'ging made by Their Majes- ties' `1 ecial litho l-rapl:e, March 1, 1905, they will be for- warded to any address on return of two hundred Marguerite bands. eggegenees Z,P4=4 ffL, 47„,i "4' eveviiblie-nt#7- OULTRY We ran brindle youralt Po th alive or d �' wi ceased to treat advantage. Also your butter, eggs, honey and other produce, THE DAWS'N�kCOMMISSION CO., Limited cor. West at anJ Oalbern• •ts, TORONTO. EDMUND'S PIAN. When Mr, (loud came home to din- ner he fount 4.s wifo in a state akin to despondency, which wus quite un- usual with her, "Wily, my dear, what is tbo mat- ter?" he anxiously inquired. "Mnttcr enough," said she. "Our servant has left us, and here Is 'a letter from Sarah Armitage saying she will be Isere -NO" Is UNIQUE "It seerns odd Hint the Euglish alphabet, out of which can be con- structed several thousand of words, contains just one word formed by the letters in their present order." remairked the observant young man. the alphabet over and you won't find any other combination of vowel and consonant characters that. will form a word. The nearest approach is 'Ale' which lis• straining a point might be considered an abbreyiation of 'Abraham,' Or '111.' which might answer as short for 'Hiram.' But 'No,' one of the shortest words in the langunge, is the 0111S bona tide word formed in the arrangement of SASHES E01 SAILORS. A Frenchman. M. Chalk/it. has en - vented a new smile which he thinks will keep anyone who steers it from rowning. lite wonderful article is made of intliarubber, but inside it is placed a little box containing a certain quantity of one of the com- pounds of calcium. When tho sash conies In contact with the sea the calcium compound decomposes. and produces a quantity of gas sufficient to inflate the sash and preserve its wearer from death 1,3, drowning. Ex- periments bare been made with this new idea, and so far they have been sat isfactory. • CALIFORNIA EXCURS/ONS. The Chicago, Union Pacific and North Western Line runs through tiret-class Pullman and Tourist sleeping rare to points in California. Personally conducted excursions from Cldrago every week. Lowest rates. Choke of routee. Finest scenery. Special itttention giveit to family parties. Eor tnitirs, illustrated fold- ers and rates address B. If. Bennett, General Agent, 2 blast Ring St., To- ronto. Ont. "It must be groat satisfaction to tante such a paiatial residence," eabl the old-tinie friend. 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