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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1905-11-23, Page 3CURRENT TOPICS ITHE It i► net tete!' that !lie reading totemic hears from Itudyard Kipli .g )Nary -a -days, and this is all the more reason that after hi.. "eloquent sil- ence" he should give that public something entertaining instead of cneeclopedir, inasmuch as he knows snore than nnauy and can entertain us as well as the best. It cannot bo said that he has done anything of the kind in his latest short story, "With the Night Mail," published in )1teClure's Maguzino for November. It is not entertaining, but exasper- ating. It is not even a story, but a catalogue of mechanical appliances, chiefly interesting to captains and engineers of Ineil steamers. This is n habit of Mr. Kipling, this mid - den dropping into jargon appertain- ing to locomotives, steamleouts, steam engines, and machinery ' in general, anal passing it off as a story upon the unsuspecting reader, who suddenly finds himself mired in a slough of unintelligible technique, uncertain whether to go on or turn back, when he was expecting pleas- ant diversion and an hour with Mr. Kipling's rare fancies and vivid der scriptions. We have to be thankful that this habit is not a frequent one. but we should be more thank- ful if he would abandon it and leave technique to the encyclopedists and the scientific experts. It is all the more exasperating that Mr. Kipling drops into this habit immediately after he has pro- duced something in his best vein and has aroused the reader's expectation that more in the same vein is com- ing. Mr. Kipling's last two stories were "Choy" and "An Enforced Habitation," the ono exquisitely re- fined and almost ethereal, the other alive with human interest and signi- ficance. From these he suddenly lapses into a trip "with the night mail," and through a dozen tedious pages we are treated to such state- ments as that "Fleury's Paradox of the Bulkenhended Vacuum is in full blast and 1G2's Linnit is low on ac- count of the small size of her nine screws, which, (hough handier than the old colloid Thelussons, bell sooner"; nnel. again that "Even Fleury, who begat it, and, unlike Magniac, died a multi -millionaire, could not explain )low the restless little imp shuddering in the U tube can, in the fractional pert of the second, strike down the furious blast of gas into a chill, grayish -green liquid that drains from the far end of the vacuum through the educa- tion -pipes anti the chains back to the bilges"; and after all this that "bilge talk, upper tank, dorsal tank, expansion chamber, vacuum, renin return (as n liquid), and bilge tank once more is t he ordained cycle," nn(1 shut "you can hear the trickle of the liquefied gas :lowing from t he vacuum into the bilge tanks and the soft gluck-glock of gas locks closing, as Capt. Purnell brings '1 62' down by the head." All this may be found on a single page and nnore of the sane kind on every page, but why set this forth as a story? if Mr. Kipling must do these things, why not do them for the Engineering Mlagazine? Still better, why should he do them at all" We concede thnt he knows all about machines and engines from A to lzznrd. (live u8 more of the jungle. and Hint's India. and the three soldiers, the barracks, and Afnndaluy, and Danny 1)eevcr, and Tommy y Atkins, Arr. Kipling, and (irop mechanical jargon which we don't urrderstald. and don't wish to understand. (let nwny from the whir of %theses. and the s,nell of the engine room "lest we forget" the Kipling of the ' Plain Take of the Hills" and the "Seven Seas.• EPIDEMIC AMONG FOWLS. An extraordinary epide ' . lets broken outin many of the poultry rims of Somerset, England, and hundreds of fowl have dile,. Investi- gations Matte by county officials and the experts of the Boned of Agricnl- 1urc show ! that the disease is epi- demic enteritis, chiefly due to lock of cleanliness mid the need for n'tv runs. Naturally, the supplies from the inf, (led arras have been con - Aid. robly curtailed, nml poultry keepers nunong whose birds the dis- ease haus 8 'peare(I have sufrcr;I h, nvy 10=a. One run of nearly two hundred fowl at Compton Dun•lon tens almost decimaterl, while others have sustained losses amounting to 130 or 90 per (rent. '1'Oi'it1Sit WO'Itlsj► ON BICYCLE. Max Schilder has returned to Ber- lin, Germany. after touring round the world by bicycle. ile started in 1898, aid cycled through Germany, Holland, England, Scotland, Ireland, the United States, .Japan, eastern provinces of China. Australia, India, Persia, Asia Minor, the Balkan States and Austria homeward. 'rite distance travelel was •14,000 I':ng- lish utiles, during %thick Schifller used up six bicycles. One of these was prerented to him in India by Lord C'urron. 13chilller, who took photographs, mays he will start on n Peyote! tour in February, covering hcnmu(rk, Scandinavia, England, the Southern American countries. Aran- churt;t. Siberia and itussle hunic- ward. ile expects to return to Ber- lin in 1112, PRACTICAL REbIQ1O), It Is to Do the flood That Lies Nearest You Is not this the fast that 1 have choscm? to too ie the bands of w'i keclness, to undo the heavy bur- dens, and to let the oppressed go free and that ye break every yoke? Is it not to deal thy bread to the hungry, and that thou bring tho poor that are cast out into thy house'?—!saiah Iviii., 6-7. A working creed is a creed that works. The demand for a practical J religion is not a modern discovery. It would be hard for the most sen- ,sational denunciators of Mere seuti- ntuntalisun in religion to use stronger language than did those old pro- phets of Israel. Iteligion always has ,e'en either practice or pretense. It has its deep tides of feeling, but it never ends in these; the deeper the !emotion the more definite will be its expression. Tho clanger is not that religion shall become emotional, as !that the emotions shall not be so intense and deep striking us to issue in action. Even the demand for a practical !religion may be purely theoretical. It is not always the rnan who is de- nouncing a doctrinaire church who is doing most for the down -trodden. i7'he preaching of ethics is often a refuge from their practice, and tho 'writing of books and. the delivery of lectures on sociology becomes often an excuse from service of one's neighbors. Most nen think that heaven is given us as a warehouse of unrea- lized ideals; the truth is earth is given us as a workshop for their actualization. 'I'11E VITAL CRELID is the one that, with its force of conviction and its sway of heaven born aspiration, compels one to at- tempt to make real now all the good we hope heaven may (told. The real services of a church are outside its walls. The inspiration and direction may be given within, but the work must be done without where the need is greatest. When a man's religion never . gets beyond singing and sighing, he is stifling himself with unexpressed emotions. It is not strange that churches die when they are content to discuss definitions of the Infinite, whiles those who are made in His likeness are stunted, dwarfed, and snuffed out by greed and shame. Some Christians know more about the anatomy of an angel than they do about the pathology of the pour. Vet no living being ever saw an an- gel, while the pour wo always have with us. The noblest divinity is simple humanity. The most glorious religious service is simply doing the things for one another that we be- neve elieve the all loving God would ilo if He were one of us. Church work may be as far from Christ's work as the east from the west. It is easy to mistake fuss and feathers Inc faith. The master never worries over congregations, or choirs, or canonicals. Ile left those things to the people %%'10 opposed Hint and brought Him to death. llo simply did the good He could, never counting the cost to 1!im eelf, He simply spoke tho truth llo know, actor calculating the consequences. The working creed wastes no energy on definitions while men are dying; it walks in the 'Teacher's way: - 1'T DOES IIIS \PORK. The need of religion is not some comprehensive scheme of raving the world by machinery; it is not some automatic social propngun.luml which will tripe out the aloin, clean up crime, and make this world a highly desirable place of residence for re- spectable people. The preparation of such plans may be left to the un- fortunate elm lack the heart or the energy to engage in definite work. Neither does it. need alone a nighty wave of indignation against modern pharasaism and hypocrisy, nor fasting over our own faults, nor feeding the hungry with the tears of our sympathy-, copiously, generously poured out in the comfort of our reading chairs. The need is simple; practical relig- ion is the easiest of all. It is to do the good that lies nearest you; nei- ther to lecture on it, nor to weep over it, nor even to pray over it un- til you have dune it. 'Deeds of love, not dreams of hencli(•ence, aro record- ed in heaven. It in a nobler thing by far to have put a clean, smooth pillow under a sick *pan's heal than to be the author of the most elabor- ate Utopia. the defender of the most intricate doctrine, or the most rigid observer of extract. ritual. THE SUNDAY SCHOOL INTERNATIONAL LESSON, NOV. 26. Lesson IX. Abstinence For the Sake of Others. Golden Text, 1 Cor. 1. 12. Note—These Word Studies for this lesson are based on the text of the Revised Version. Paul's First Epistle to the Corin- thians.—The church nt Corint!t, which had been founded by Paul, wee composed partly of sews and partly of Centiles. Many of its members had but recently been converted from heathenism and idolatry, It was na- tural, therefore, that after the apos- tle's departure questions of dispute, and some disorders in practice and life should arise. Reports of such disputes and disorders reached Paul and prompted hits to write a letter of admonition and counsel to his Corinthian converts. The first op's- tlo was written probably from Ephe- sus in the spring of the year 57 A. D. A !urge portion Id this epistle (leafs with personal matters. Within the church some had arisen who sought to disparage Paul's apostolic authority; and hence, in the first chapters and again in the ninth chute ter, where hu has occasion to refer to his own practice in certain mat- ters. he lays great eniphnsis upon his call to. and qualifications for, the apostolic office. Among the totes - thine of dispute in the Corimthion church was the attitude which those converted from heathenism and idola- try were to take toward the quest' of eating food part of which hail been dedicated to idols. The outline of the apostle's nrgunieut at this t is ns follows: in deriding it question of practice the Christian is to have in mind not simply his own Mont, but that of others also. On the question at issue ho may hat e no scruples of his own, but even when this is the cam. he is still to respect tho scruples of others; not that (mother has any right to lay down prin,'iples of conductfur his fellows, but that in all things each , shell seek first and only Bud's glory and the edification of lois neighbor. Pnvl'8 argument is both a defense of Christian liberty and at the same! time n wanting against the misuse of such liberty. Verso 28. Lawful—in the 80118e of permissible. Expedient—Profitable. wise, contri- hiding eto a desired end. t:diiy—*•'rum "uedcs." to build up. '1'h.• meaning of edification, therefo includes the thought of buildings a Christian life, the strengthening of faith, and the molding of charact 21. lee no nun seek his own, h enc' his neighbor's good—This clau states the greet fundamental grin l re, up cr. ut se ci- ple of Christian life, that of unsel- fish and self -forgetful service for others. 25. Shambles—Tables or stalls in the market place. especially in the neat market; hence, the market place itself. Asking no question for tonecien':n' sake—Raise no unnecessary quesli m of principle when in your men mind that question 18 already settler) and the principle of practice involved es• tablished. Portions of sacrificial an - 1111018 brought to the heathen altars and temples became the property of the priests, who disposed of their surplus supply of neat by selling the same to the traders in the public market. 111 buying it piece of meet from the public market, therefore, one could be certain whether it hail not been previously dedicated to a heathen god or goddess. 26. Tho earth is the Lord's and tho fullness thereof—These words are found in I'sn. 24 1, and a very sim- ilar phrase is found in I'sa. 50, 12. It. is not unlikely that the apostle had one of these psalms in mind and consciously used this sentence as a writer not seldom weaves into his paragraph a fitting quotation. 27. Ono of them that believe not— That is, one not a Christian, which in Corinth nlennt, of course, an idol- ater. 1'o a feast—At family and other social gatherings feasting was com- mon. Many of rho religious cere- monies also were made times of testing. Asking no questions—At such •h feast, given by one who ons himself qn idolater, i1. was possible, and fn ninny cases even probable, that t portion of the food rerved had first been dedicated to an idol. It would be unnecessary scrupulousness on the Part of a guest nt such a feast to ask concerning each dish whether the food had or had not been thus dedi- cated, taking for granted always that the person whose action was in ques- tion realized fully for himself the nothiuhness of ti w idol. 28. This hath been offered in sacra lice—Such a definite stntemet!t shade to the guest, would indicate a con- scientious scruple on the part of the person nuking the statetnpnt, and to partake of the food thus specifi- cally pointer) out as luting been of- fered in sacrifice to nn idol alight, went to othere to be a recognition of the idol to which it had been oGered. In such a case it became nes see,. to take into account the infieene' that the action alight have on others. For his sake—Lest his faith be weakened or he bo led to regard your life and practice as inconsistent with your profession of faith. 21). For why—The word translated 'fur" !lily be translated "but," or it may be omitted, not being essen- ticll to the rendering of the thought.; Possibly the translation "but" would niake the meaning of the clause r. little 'dallier. 81. Do all to the glory of God— In themselves, eating and drinking may ho indifferent things; but there are circumstances under which they at time, become matters of highest importance. At all times the glory of God is to be the chief aim of ail wo do. "In our own day, for in- stance, the question of using or ab- staining front intoxicating liquors is one which ought to be (Malt with on the same principles n8 those which Saint Paul has laid down in this chapter. Such n question should be npproachecl mid decided on one gr>Jln(l alone, nnnhely, whether by us- ing them or abstaining fruit] them w.• ehnll best promote the glory 01 God."—Lina. 82. (live no occasion of stumbling —This is the negative putting of the sane principle expressed in the pro cee(ling verse. In giving an occasion of stumbling to others e fnil to glorify God; that Is, others will net 1 by our actions be led to faith in I:ini.„..v. ti- •f, ”- •o• ••- V. %. Our inconsistency of life robs Codi �� "�"�m'�'Tc'�* ' Jk of the glory which cunsistevicy of life on our part would bring lout in the �__.I ii �. A I' eyes of °there. 33. This verso restates: in another form, of principle of expediency of action for unother's prot,t. Verso 1 of chapter 11 belongs pr..- perly with our lesson passage. it *cods, "lie yo :clues of neo, (evil as 1 ant of Lie ist" It is well to remember that the di- vision of the books of the IiiLIo nee chapters and tunics was not intuie by theattuthors of tine books themseltcs, in whose time it was not c:ustu►uai y so to divide a writing. A carer:al examination of diflercnt books w•i'l show that those tthu in lutcr tines mode the division did not in many cases snake the hest, or coon n cor- rect. division. Only the inconvenience which would he caused by reaet,•1, °i the Bible everywhere by a correction of theme errors, and the additional fact that men ultimately *tight nut agree as to what the proper division should be, accounts for the retaini:,g of these incorrect divisions in our Bibles at present. In the English Revised Version an attempt is made to overcome the difficulty, in a eU•,es- ure, by spacing and by correctly grouping paragraphs independent 'd existing chapter divisions. SAILORS' TROUSERS. British Jack Tars Would Like a New Uniform. The British public has so long associated the -handy *tan" of the navy tl ith what is termed "sailor clothes" that it will conte as a shock to learn that it is the seamen of the fleet themselves who are al- most unanimous in asking for a change of uniform. The objections to the present dress are many. however well suited it was to the day when (he seaman's work lay in !h, direction of handling pars and saes and hauling ropes, it is not adapted to modern condi- tions, where the seaman is really a shitted mechanic. The baggy trous- ers are apt to catch in the machin- ery, and are really a nui-ance. The open "juniper" is viewed by the men with the utmost disfavor, and it has been known to them for years by the suggestive name of "pneu- monia catcher." The uniform proposed by those who appear to express the views of the lower deck is a jacket fitting loosely and comfortably around the neck and body, with a turners -down collar, single-breasted, with five buttons; trousers to be moderately loose in the legs. The cap is to be peaked, light in weight, well venti- lated, with n broad flat top, and cover for use ill hot weather, which would protect the back of the neck, land get rid of tlio trouble caused by the difficulty of stowing the white hats of straw at present used in the navy in hot weather. The kit advanced would cost 2s. less than the existing one. and would thus save that stun to the men, so that from the standpoint of econo- my there is a strong argument for 'the (mange. Those tho oppose n change argue ! that the uniform of the British ;navy. has been copied by almost .every power, and that therefore it riust he the hest. it seems to be fe:rgolten that in the period 1870-45 :the German military uniform was nudely copied by various powers, one of them Creat Britain, though it is not known to possess almost every possible disadvantage. It is further probable that if the Brit- ish envy made a drastic rheum it would be quite generally followed. The question of it chnnre is report - ,ed to be under the consideration of the Admiralty, and it is quite pos- sible that the present Adrninistra- I tine, which has shown Bevil perfect- ly ready to cut away the deadwood of the post, may decide to give the *11011 n more comfortable dress, and one whie;h better meets the demands of service in the modern navy. ♦— CRUELTIES IN CONGO. Appeal to British Government to Suppress Them. At a i*i ' t ing of the members of the General Committee of the Ilop- tist lliselonaiy ee•riete, 1141(1 in London, England. r.c•cntly, a resolu- tion utas adopted giving expression to their feelings of horror and in- 'dignation at the continued cruelties and atrocities perpetrated upon the • peoples of the Congo Star by repro- : ecntatives of the Congo 1:mernntent `and the vnrious concessionaire com- pn 0lee. 7 he resolution goes on to say that they would have taken their preen nt notion at a much earlier dale, but 1Iiey deemed it wi err to await. the report of the special cominissioners; but they can delay no longer, (speci- ally in view of the fact that the evi- dence of tnissionnries and others re- lative to these atrocities presented to the special commissioners estab- lishes beyond question the truthful- ness of the changes, leaving no doubt that many of the worst features of African slatery are rife do large tracts of the 1', n:o State, resulting in the depopulation of many dis- tricts, consequent upon the oppres- sive and cruel treatment of the na- tives by State servants, native State soldiers, and the representa- tives of conce88innnire eo►npnnies. The General Committee nppeals to his Majesty's Government lo take such notion, under the powers of the Berlin Treaty, as may bring to a speedy termination the preent re- gime of oppression, coercion, and cruelty which now exists in so many parts of the Congo State. THE JUMPING EXPLAiNED. Cantley -1 was just watching Mar'. - ley while he was talking to you. It was so funny tho way he kept jump- ing up and clown. What did he re- mind you of? Burroughs—Of the f 10 I've toted him since last wither, 11- **" 1 - moi; SELECTED lti.! tl'i:s. ilow to Spice Ouiene.—Peel and rent into el.ie:s, risme goce: sound miters. Sprinkle a little salt over them. mei place theta in a blotto jar. Put into a pan the quart of gaud vinegar, hull a pound of Moist sugar, one tee - spoonful each of cloves, allspice, end pepper. !'lace the pan 00 the lir., u►td when it. is scalutng hot pour the vinegar over the onions. let. then stand twenty-four hours, then drain on the %d.aeger. and heat in a pan as befuee, pouring it over the onions ' when sculdir.g hot. They %till I c ready for use in three or four days, and will be found very delightful to eat with cold meat of any kind. teeamed Sulnion.—Neil two table- sieeeis of butter in the blazer over hot water; add two tab!espoons ( f sifted flour, seasoning of salt, pepper and cayenne and ono pint of hot Milk. When smooth and thickene.t, stir in one cup of canned salinon, one cup of finely chopped peanuts, and th., whites of six hard-boiled eggs chopped line. Servo hot in ramekins or on buttered toast. Baked liver.—Cut slices of liver alout three-fourths of an inch thio:, lay in a deep dish and add one large chopped union to a pound of liver. Sprinkle with flour, sage, pepper and salt, add a little water and bun<e about one hour. Turn slices occ•i- siunully. Bouillon.—Put together in un agate -lived saucepan two pounds of lean beef, minced; one-half pound of lean veal, also minced, and two pounds each of beet and veal bones, well cracked. (.'over deep with two gallons of cold water Slid bring slow- ly to a boil, then simmer four hours. Season with salt, pepper, and two teaspoonfuls of kitchen bouquet, then remove from the Tiro. When very Gula :end like a jelly, skin all fat from the surface of the soup and heatto enable you to strain out the boots and nleist. Return to the lire, drop in the white of an egg and a cruslrad eggshell, bring to a boil, drop in u bit of ice to check the ebullition, as 1 five minutes later, pour carefully, mit to disturb the dregs, through a col- ander lined with white Ilanncl. Set on Ice when cold until you can have it as "iced bouillou." Broiled Chops.—Broil on a gridiron over a bright fire. Put a little salt and pepper upon each chop, and but- ter then( before they go to table. Lay therm, overlapping one another, around a mound of green peas or mashed potatoes. Broiled Veal Cutlets.—stub the cut- lets well with melted butter, pepper, and broil on a gridiron like bee! - steak, buttering very well after dish- ing. Ile sure that they are thor- oughly done. Secret of Cooking Wild Duck,—.t young wild duck stinted and roasted properly is a tendo r morsel. It .s quite a general method to skin the birds, but in doing so the best part of the biro is lost. The skin bt thick- ly covered wicn a soft down that. it is impossible to *00((110 an 31)11 would the few pin feathers on a turkey ( r chicken. stub over well with alcohol and then (told the bird over a candle flame. In a few moments the fuzz will be all burned off, and what still clings may be rubbed off with :t towel. Next wash thoroughly inside with soda water after drawing. '1'o make it sure success it is well le boil the Cluck for throe or fours tnin- utes in the coda water to remove ell the wild fishy taste from their (less. An onion dressing is considered good to dress ducks with. Chop the onion fano and unix in with soft bread crumbs thathave been slightly 111 I - tened in milk, add u slice of thin bacon chopped fine; this should have been fried, but not crisp. If any rennniuiog strong taste lurks in the, duck's Ile:;h, the onion and cult flavor of the bacon, or salt pork, it preferred, will remove it. Roast in a covered roasting pan as you would beef sr Iamb, baste frequently. :f young and tender, from 1 to IS hours it bit he long enough. A la•d- big, with thin strips of salt pork will further improve the cluck's flav•>r even if the bird n, plump and fit. 11 the ducks are prefot•rrd hied, cu: thein up as you would a chicken. Lent soak in water for ten minutes to draw out the blood, then cook iv soda water (a pinch of soda is all • that is needed), wash in clear water anel return to the, kettle. Cook in plenty of clear water till two-thirds lona. Drain off the water and wipe, then fry slowly in plenty of hot but- ter until tender and crisp. Make a gravy by pouring into the spider .n which they are cooked halt pint cream, season, and let come to n boil, then pour G:e birds on the platter. Serso currant jelly with duck. 1iOMIS iSBES`1MAK1NG, The home dressmaker will find Chit a few little tricks of the trade are a marvellous aid In king up and altering clothes. There is always n right, way and a wrong way of doing even the simplest bit of dressmaking Hero are a few right. wept. Make the under part of a 1 ight 8lecve double, so that it can Le darned, as this part wears out soon- er than the upper. Don't forget to (lo plenty of tack- ing and pressing. To neglect these two points stamp a garment as 'hone -made' nt once. Always shrink a now braid before sewing to a skirt; otherwise the bot- tom of the skirt will become pucker- ed the first time of wearing in a shower of rain. in shortening a skirt -pattern, •11- wnys fold n pleat across the middle of the pnttern; never shorten from the top or bottom of the skirt, or the shape will be spoiled. Ilome dressmakers who have diffi- culty in pressing curved seams will find a rollingpin a very good prees- Ing hoard, if a clean cloth be wrap- ped around it. When tieing n sewing machine, the best way to finish oft neatly and !firmly is to turn the work round, ail work back *gain u *.hurt way, eo that the stitches will be double. When new evicting gowns are few and far between. nothing is so use- ful as either black or white, which by change of flowers or trimming may bo altered out of all knowledge. When puttieg on a collar, make Vt0 neck of the boli. a or blouse slightly smaller than the baso of the collar band, and notch the bu•iice here told there while putting the collar en. 13y doing so you avoid wrinkles. When cut ting out sleeves. to avoid tho disaster of cutting both for die same arm, fold the material either taco to Lace or back to back. Place the pattern on it and Cit both ' .1 molter. A proper pair is bound to be the result If you wish to make a walking skirt just to clear the ground wi'.h- out looking too short, adopt the fol- lowing plan: Measure the person from the waist to the ground. then deduct ono and a half inch. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Bub the stains on brown boots and shoes with a little methylated spi:it and polish its usual. Pumpkins and squashes will gente- elly keep better in a garret where the temperature is just above freei.- int; than in the cellar which is apt 10 he too damn). If there is no place but the cellar for storing them. place them on shelves where they will not touch each other and watch closely fur the first sign of decay. One of the annoyances of cleaning fluids is their invariable habit of leaving a ring around the cleaned spot. An authority says that the proper way to avoid this is to draw a ring around the spot with the gas - Wine before rubbing the spot itself. There are several good cleaning fluids on the market which aro said to ho non -explosive. 11 gasoline is prelerr- cd, let it never be used but by the most responsible and care -taking per, 1 son in the house. - 1 Willow and rattan furniture may be succa'sfully 'renewed' at home by washing with t► stilt brush in soft warm water and white soap. then while the chair or stool is still wet, put it in a box that can be closets, place a small quantity of burning sulphur upon the bottom of the box, close tightly and leave for half or three-quarters of an hour. Ileavy brooms should always bo selected in preference to light ones Inc thorough sweeping, as the weight aids in the process. In buying a broom test it by pressing the edge against the floor: it the straws bris- tlo out and bend the broom is a pour one, for they should remain in a firm, solid mass. A work and worry saver for house- wives is n table or flat shelf. higher than the kitchen table, on which to do work which requires bending over --or would, without such a cenven- ience. Still another is 11 broad strip —not string—attached to the apron hand, from which hanga a holder, which is thus always att. hand, And apropos of aprons, we know of a "dusting apron" which saves ono woman much weariness of body and spirit—an apron with a long pocket for the feather duster, nnother f..r the cloth, and still another for a small whisk-broolu, which saves many a distracted whirl around tt.o room for a particular duster needed for each (lifTerent object. -♦ WARDENS ARE CONVICTS. Remarkable Penal Colony in An- daman Island. The British warship I'roscrpine, ( f the East Indies squadron, 11118 just returned to Calcutta from the An- daman Islands, and, being the firet warship which had been seen in the harbor for seven years, her visit caused great excitement. These is- lands lig about 250 utiles in a south- westerly direction from Rangoon, and, unknown to most people, com- prise a huge convict settlement for natives from India and Burma, 80110 15,000 being quartered (hero at tlto present time. The system of guarding the prison- ers is very clever. The warders nen all convicts who have been on the island some time and have Itthaved themselves, and risen to this rums. '\'hey are each put in charge of gangs iii'Tering from thentsclves—for exam- ple, a Hindu darer would be in charge of n Burinese gang. This is (.011)11 to rank very well, no trouble atall being experienced. and scarcely clay cases of an escape have been known. The prisoners are exceptionally well treated, the best characters in some cases being appointed to sales i.•d positions. and it is only the s.•ry worst behaved who are actually kept confined in the jails. Each convict wears around his neck a piece of wood, and teatime! on 1t is his her, dato of conviction and release, and the article of law under which he was convicted. The warders only wear a small brass tally with their numbers on. The Andaman Commission, con- sisting of about 40 persons, headed by Mr. Merk, chief commissioner. aro in charge of the convict settlement, one company of the Liverpool Itegi- ment of Indian troops comprising the rest of fort Blair. The warship's visit lasted five days and was much enjoyed, a tennis tour- nnment, dance, and visits to various places of intere8t being arranged for the officers. while a football ►nnteh, army v. navy, and n concert %sere in- dulged in by 1.he sailors. —f -- JUST A WISII. 'There want no doubt as to who was the head of the Meekun family, to judge by a trifling passage at tiring chronicled "What. are you doing with that sheet of paper, Orville?" sharply ask- ed hie wife "I nen making a wish." answered Mr. Sreekun. "A wish?" "A wish?" "Via, my dear. In your pretence I shall not presume to call it n w•tll,'! 1.ike other trees, there i8 use/lilt something shady about the family trees