HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1905-10-26, Page 6STIFFERING WOMEN.
Find _!Tealth and Strength in Dr.
Williams Pink Pills.
"1 con=ifer I)1.. Williams' Pink
Pills a most marvellous medicine."
says Mrs. Louis '1'urcott, titi5 Pap-
itwau su•e.3, Montreal. ••They re-
stored Ino to health and stzength,
when I was in a meat hopeless con-
dition, and almost despaired et re-
covery. My troublo begun a few
yours ago, when I passed through a
severe illness, from which I did nut
regain :uy accustomed health and
strength, though I had the vc;y best
SUFI GROWS LESS.
The Startling Announcement of
Sir elobert Ball.
The prodigality v.ith which the
sun dispenses heat nal the possi-
bilities which arise from this prodi-
gality have formed the suboct of an
uddress delivered by the great as-
tronomer Sir llobert Ball the other
bight in 1 ontlon,
lie could not escape from the op-
eration of the simple rule, he sand,
that as it gave out heat the still's
body mist get smaller. What the
sun would become in the future be
of caro and trentiucut. I scwnncd to couldnut tar, but if they could 1;u Smith's Falls, Ont., Oct, 16--
to the stat with )treasure they (especial). -air. 'Theodore Young, grow weaker every (lay, I was Talo would find it shortened nixteen beta-
, a
and esuaeiu':eal, had no appetite, well-known citizen of this place, is
could hardly co about, and found my es in twenty -fuer hours.
one of the many Canadians who
Ten million years ago the sun was
life nhnost t► Lurd18( It seemed as have been rescued from the clutches
nearly a million times wider than
though nay blood had turned to wn- of the much dreaded Bright's Disease
ter, and .ply nerves Boosted completely whit. hpresent, and Into fuctthe l)(hale ltan principle by IMdd's Kidney Pills.
ed -
shuttered, All the time I was under "For two years," says Mr. Young.
hot poker was a trifle larger than
medical triefit. t, but with no ap- in relating his experience, "1 was
parent benefit, One day a friend when it was cull must also apply to afflicted with Bright's Disease. The
who called to sco me, brought nig the sun. doctors told Ino I could get e. re -
• Remo lir. Williams' fink fills, and The most important question re-
lief. Illy urine was very dart: And I
asked Ino to take them. 1 did so, gau-(ling the t1111 %vas the manner in lust considerable blood, hulking sec
and ufter a couple of weeks I found which its heat was kept up. Sup so weak I could scarcely Bland. e
soy s '(•atite improving, and took posing they took every particle of also used many medicines without
this as a sign that tho pills woro coal from the earth and pourer! itfatal alsoing relief,
holpi:lg me, and 1 got another blip- into the sun, how long (lid they
"'tearing of wonderiul cures by
pl;r. in a few weeks more the change think it noald keep that orb going? Do(td's Kidney fills led me to try
fa my appearance (tact condition was It was a scientific truth that the them, and atter using the first box
marvellous, end friends who droppai entire coal supply of the world I found great roti f. After using
in to sco tee, hardly thought. I was would not give the sun's heat for four Loxes I was able to go to
the same person. It was not much mere than the ten thousandth part work: which I had been unable to
longer until 1 was completely cured, of a single moment of time.
(10 for some time. I recommend
in feet felt better than I have dono This prodigality of heat could not. Dodd's Kidney fills to all who are
for years before. 1 ant, therefore, bo kept up by combustion; there afflicted 1 wast."
very happy to make known to all must he some tremendous force of Dieted nsKWe.ey fills always euro
ailing wotnen the fact that they can energy. Thera was. however, net Bright's Disease, the most advanced
find new heaith through ,filo use 01 idea which was assuming a clearer
Dr. tYillia•tls' fink Pills." and • of Kidney Disease. flow much
and ►Wore definite shape which gave more easily will they cure the ear-
:qrs. Turco,l's experience with this procf how the sun's heat was kept lier stages of ICidt:ey Disease.
medicine is the same as thousands of
a
others. Dr, 1Vi cure
s' fink fills aro I'he Fun, it was said, by the mere
eo _¢
the greatest cute for the ailments fact of attraction of Its particles
due to poor blood. ,411 the work- gave 118 as much heat as could ho ROMANCE OF A RECLUSE.
nese of anaemia: all the distress of got from turning 8,000 globes of
indigc5tion; all the pules And riches ecu). When this calculation was Death of a Wealthy Englishman
of neuralgia, sciatirn and r-beajt worked out, and it was remembered
Reveals a Mystery.
t.isna all Ilio misery and ill -health
that women sutler from Limo to that it. was not only to the earth Ono of the most pathetically re.-
1ime, come fromLail b:c)oal. And; that the sun Pave teat; it showed mantic careers known is
1)r. Williams' Pink fills cure the;,. 1 t the sun might be kept going for the netts that letters of ad!,
troubles. because they actually ma�••s 1 v. c' ` -four million years,
new. rich, health -giving blood. 'The••; , A iigtcstion of the cxplanati1m of
don't act upon the bowels, they don' au' . s'u8's energy has been due to the
bother kith mere symptoms; they I- , '` every of radium. If radium was
right to the toot of the trouble an•1 i'. the sun as it was in the bulk of
u , . rill, then instead opaltry wet -
1 [ a ) t c l
cure through c e It t! o h th mood. 3•1
ob o Iu uu
F
But
y
- `..la' million of• rs lie allowed
ml s,t get the genuine—substitutes aria , i; , li t years )
imitations never cured anyone. See to the sun it would (e 1,000,000,000
that the full name "lir. Williams' Years.
fink l'ills for Palo People" Is print-
ed on the wrapper around the box.
Sold by medicine dealers everywhere,
or sent by mail at 50 cents a Lox or
six boxes for $2.50, try writing The
Pr. Williams Medicine Co., Brock-
vilie, Ont-.
. •
RESCUED FROM THE
DEADLY CLUTCIIES
ONE MORE CURE OF BRIGHT'S
DISEASE BY DODD'S
KIDNEY PILLS.
Mr. Theodore Young, of Smith's
Falls was Beyond the Doctor's
Aid—Now He's Well and Strong.
•
SGMETijIN(: LIKE A FIT.
A smile was playing round the
corners of Major Penderby's mouth
%vhc'n 11e entered the establishment of
Luc.,!srs. Cotten' and Snip, tho tail-
ors,
"I have come," he snarl, sauvely,
to Mr, Cuttem, "to congratulate
you on the excellence of your fit. Sir
if you will allow me to say so, your
work surpasses that of Nature • it-
self,"
"Thankte, major," said Cuttom.
"1 think I may say we pay great at-
tention to the way we fit our eus-
totnrrs. At the same time, sir. I
don't (mile understand what you
Man by excelling Nature."
"But you (10, my dear sir," said
the major. "'The suityou sent home
to lee lust wort: fell ate better (hall
my skin itself."
"Oh, come," said the delighted
Ilor: "we--"
"But it's true, sir," insisted the
major. "I con sit down in my skin
and I'm hanged if 1 can in this
suit!"
WASTACP: OF Pi`S.
SUNLIGHT.
S0AP
is better than other Soaps
but is best when used in
the Sunlight way. Follow
direct;ons.
SUNLIGHT
WAY OF WASIIINB
FIRST.—Dip the article
to Le wasi:e1 in a 1:05 of
lukewarm Nute:, draw it
out oil a wa.hb.a,d androb
the a.op tiiht)y over i1.
Ile p.rnicul.r not to .rase
&saprnn all o• cr. 't HLN
1.11 11 in a tight roll, lay
in the tub under the water,
and go on the same way
until all the pieces have tie
wap tutted un, end are
rolleJ up.
Then go ewty far
thirty minutes to ane
hour and let the " Sun-
light" bouts do its work.
lir.XT.-After ccah,ng
the full time rub the clothe*
1. htly out one wash board,
and the dirt will sired
out; turn the ra'm-nt in -
i Le .'ai 0 , get at rhe seams,
but don't use neat more
soap; don't scalier bo- a
..ns a piece, and don't
wash tl.ro-_h two ands. If
the water gets loo dirty,
{war a little o.,t - ,•I add
fresh. tf n -,rzak intend
to w_th, ro5 nese races
soap on it. ant throw
the piece back into the
ands lora i, -w r'ias'e 3.
tAiTtY CO5:r.5 ilY'
RINSING, w4icr it to Le
dine in lukewarm water,
1.tin , special care to get
r1) she darty sols a•.a)-,
then wring o'n and Lang
toptodrl.
for Woolens eel Tho-
mas proceed as t.,llows:--
.� a the articles free roan
• Cut n t'Llel er
7.iGttf SOAP into
pour into a gahien
. i.i,:: v.ctcr: rid nl:a.c
I -1: :acids. in
u.•- i :.i.• 1 „ithout rati-
o(
have been granted to tI: • + R hint. S1uecre (•ut d.:iy
of t11e estate of Captain (:•• water withoct t%violet;
snit rinse th::re,g:,.y iu two
Lindsay Anthony Wilson. who relays of IcY.ewar at ,rater,
At I•'ulkslone worth something., Sga.erecut wa:crwithctit
en air.
.L150,000. lwlstIn>: and Lang in 11c
Tho son of Sir John Wilson, \'•::') op
ta"The most de'kat¢
at one time commanded the f• s colors nosy be safety ,?
in !'cyton. ho seemed to have tau s• nah•d to the Sue- re,
liShi" way 1�1,
world nthis feet. But is brilliant
-
or I f c l I bt _.•,-,;,,"ti3_-�,,,z,��_,
-�� c rc r (says The London Icoder). ---e•1
IIAl11"S SLEEP. was cut short by the disclosure of
— a dark secret.
One of the first signs that some- Bich, hai.dsonlc, and a favorite,=mac
thing is wrong with nn infant is ilis- Ile was educated at Cambridge, be--S�"�'�
turned sleep. Usually the trouble is came a captain in the Guards. end
:ere -
with the stomach or bowels. If your traveled across the world. Ile was
little one is cross and restless do not in the best society, aril in his young
give it -an opiate or "soothing" mod-, days often visited Buckingham l'a-
icine of any kind. All these things lncc, In fact, an oil painting of a
are ilcailly poison, and the sleep they dog which Queen Victoria gave to
give is unhealthy, unnatural and in- hint long hung in the dining -roost nt
jurious. Your Lahy will sleep and his Alexandra-g,ardenu house in
let sou sleep if you treat it proper- Ieciesstone, Your Money Refunded by tho
7n Ilauy's Own 'Tablets there is dealer from whom you buy
y With the death of his father cane Sunlight ;.lap it you And awl
not an atom of poisonous "sleepy the disclosure which altered his cause for complaint.
stuff" buil yet, by their beneficent, whole life. Ile learnt for the first time �
healthy action they give retroshingt that he was illegitimate, and that LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED. TO.':SfiTO
sleep. They retnovu the cause. nn(1 the beautiful woman who lived with
the result is healthy, refreshing., one his father, and whom he hdd always
giving sleep from which the little one known ria his Aunt, was his mother'.
awakens ,rrigltt and well. Mrs. S• 'lite news was n terrible blow, sed '11 here," said the land agent, ail -
T. Douglas, i'etitcodinc, N.11., says: the favorite of royalty and society dressing an audit :ce of possible pur-
"sly baby was troubled with consti- cut himself adrift from everybody charters, "where else on the face of
patten, wits restless end uneasy and and nought solace in seclusion. Ile tho globe will you find in one )lace
1
h im I Baby's Ownot sleep welt at Tabletss and gaveandthrew up his commission in the copper, tin, iron, cotton, hemp,
change they made was wonderful, (,%•mr(fs, end, nttenih t only by a few grain and game?" And a voice from
They resd the bowels rind he servants, %vont to live on a small the crowd replied, "In the pocket of
now steels well at night." if your estate in Brentwood, which, with a my youngest son."
dealer (loos not keep the 'Tablets send huge fortune in consols And proper -
25 cents to the Dr. \Cillinms' )fedi- t%• had been Left to him by his fa- Piing Cured In 3 to 0 Alit,. — Ono
Ciao Co., Brockville, out., and a box Ili- r* appfictttion gives relief. i)r. Agnew's
will Lo sent you by mail postpaid. lint he !node no attempt to keep ointment is a boon fur Itching Piles.
the place in order; horses and other or Blind. tI eeding Piles. It relieves
WASH DAY, animals roamed about nt will, and quickiy and permanently. in skin crup-
the property was rapidly going to tions it stands without a rival. 'Elliot-
t rick and ruin. • Then, peopkt thi,;,• sands of tes,tltc cadets if you want. ovi-
ing 0hnt his queer conduct ntn•rrinteel deuce. 85 cents -2J
almost to madness, ('ou)1autl ic,lteil ---
w'ith the Lord Chancellor, and pre- "Con you give men room and
Fent ly the rich recluo'o found himself both?" asked a trot el -stained guest.
In lir:Intw-noel Asylum. ilia friends, "1 can give you a room, sir," re -
however, exerted themselves to such plied the new hotel clerk, "but
an extent that his immediate re- you'll have to bath yourself!"
tense wns ordered.
Naturally. Mr. Wilson wns angered Something Store '1'hnn a Purgntivc=
nt his (rentment, 8,1(1, but for the To purge is the only enact of many
fact that nit action would hnt•e Ilio- lite now on the. o'nrket. Pal•Illelee'3
en to 111• world 1he story of his 4ag(ta io fills arc scorn then s punch:
tivc They str.•uglhen the alotnarh,
birth, he would have taken prooed_ wlian) utter' fen• weaken it. They
ing, nenins.t the people who hat; cleanse the �,lnud by regulating the 1i,-
er and kidneys, and they stimulnto
broughtabout his hicarccraticn. where other pill tompOlItlin (legit e59. Ne.
As it was, the exprrirneee !anile the►~ of nn lynirmu3 nnturo, used far
merely par nett.) powers, entcn tutu
Brentvt wood so object humble that their cou)ptition.
".11 0:i, leaving his horses, the carri-
▪ e. and other property to take ile—"bty views on bringing up n
. %I•, of 1heutsrlveq, moved to Folkee family—" She—"Never mind yo.Ir
s-t(uie. Talking the mule of (!serge views. I'll bring up the family—you
llorchnnl, he first 0-0*ticd in Itowerie go and britt;; up the coal."
square, 1115 only attendants being
his faithful homeekcever, ifias )Ivry ly6At(tYATI;TlY i)Llrnpenures to:tditmnble,
Campbell, and a manservant. ]fere That (ire(' fr(fin( a:,d is.tny im•re earn !•ems
Ids life wan more rigidly blank than save in It+ wak,, 'try "Ierr..vi:u." it 1.. the
ever. ile sought no company, rare- frit tonic to snake you strung and wall. Alt
ly went out, and only when night drugebtsKell it.
had fallen. The house and its ownor
were shrouded in mystery. 'Then A (..151: IN POINT.
calor has death and the giving to lh4 Tlnwitt—Misfortunes never come
world of the recluse's secret. singly,
Though his huge fortune of over Jewett—T know it; yesterday I re-
LI50,000 gots to the. Crown, LVileen ceived two w•ockling invitations by
having diel intestate, !Le made ample the salve mail.
provision for the c•nnpnnien of his
darkest days: in fact. he is known Parents buy Sloths?' Crave.' !Yarm
to have purchased a number of I:xtcrminator brreme they 1.1.•,w it , . a
houses in Miss! Campbell's name. sate ii'etlirine for their children nod un
The grant ing of Inners of admin- effectual expeller of worms.
istration to the Crown of the es-
tates of father and son Is the lost WO1!DS 01' WISDOM.
act in this real life drama.
5CVDRtWARDwillbepaid
v' r ti nr.y perae71 who
]trews that Ruoff cite Yoap con-
taine any lniurioii' chcmICate
or:suy lusty of a iuiteratluu.
151
Should be characterized by early
rising. The l!anncls may be washed
and hung out to dry while the
water is becoming sufficiently hot
for other things. Commencing with
The largest pin factory in the the cleanest—table linen—the white
world is that at Ilirrnini;hn81, where things should be %ensiled in their
:17,000,000 pins are manufactured order. The writer in which the table
every working dna-. All the other linens have been washed will he clean
phi fnetorics together turn out about enough for the toiletcovers and
19,000,000 pins every da;'. Taking towels, and afterwards it can be
the population of ICnrope at 250,- used for the bed and body linen, and
4;00,(100, every fourth person must so on. finishing with the most soiled
lose n pin every day to use up the things. Two tablespoonfuls of
daily production. paraffin added to the water in the
boiler dissolves and loosens g rietee,
and so is good for cleansing 0-11,11
CorFr:E N!CTIRALCIA, nrticles ns oven cloths and course
aprons, nn4 n11 dirty things.
Leaves
When You Quit and Use In securing a good color of white
rectum. chillies the train Points to observe
are thorough steeping, careful wash-
ing, boiling, thorough rinsing, cau-
tious bluing, and, whenever it in
pnnslhle, drying in the open air, to
lend freshet ss and clear color.
D,• not allow them to bccOMe ro
dry ns to require a second dampen-
ing.
A Indy who unconsciously dritt(al
into net vette prostration brought on
by coffee, says: -
"d have hcen n coffee drinker nil
my life. rand used it regn:c,rly, three
times a day.
"A year or two ago 1 ?become' alah-
jert. to nervous neuralgia, attacks of
nervous hendncho and general nervi- WA1"1'I\(: FO11'I'1di: 1t1•:'1'Cl(N ISLOW
pus prostration which not only in-
capacitated me for doing noy house- 1t was n house with n balloon
work, but frequently nlnde it nee .• - frame. standing on cedar posts:. A
sary for Inc to remain in a dare; fierce tempest front th' north had
rooal for two or three days nt A struck it just niter the roof had been
time. put on and the tvemther-hoarding
"I employed severe! good dnctor', finished, and had pushed it five feet
out of perpendicular,
The rotrner was sitting on the front
step, calmly contemplating the dam-
ag'r when the traveller happened
along.
"ilad n stroke of had luck, haven't
you?" said,ihe traveller.
" Yep."
"Building would have stood it nil
right if it had b..n finished,
w•nnl(1►t't it?"
"1 reckon til,."
"Going to t, ;tr it d, van and build
it over again?"
„Nope,..
"May f nsk what you intend to
do with it?"
"Nothing," answered the owner.
"Going to wait for a hurricane to
come from the other direction and
straighten it i.p again."
"P(t vent kno(v•" remarked the mo-
ther of the new bnhy, Ihough lf
"1 believe he has his father's heir."
"i wouldn't be surprised," replied
the candid friend: 'his father cer-
tainly basal got it note}'t
rine niter the other, but none of
them was able to give me perman-
ent relief.
'Eight months ago n h•t nil surf-
• posted that perhaps coffee wits the
rause of my troubles and that d try
Posture Food Coffee and give up the
old kind. 1 nm glad I took her
males, for m:: henitt has been en-
tirely restored 1 have no more
tlenralgin. nor 11nve 1 had one roll•
fury headache in nil (tree eight
menthe, Ne more of my days nre
wnsterl in solitary crinflpement in n
dark room. i do n11 my own work
with roar. The flesh that I lost
during the years of my nervous pros-
tration. has come hark to me during
these months, end i am once more
a happy, healthy woman. T enclose
n list of vamps of friend.' who can
steel) for the truth of the state-
t,.en?." Name given by Postuna Co ,
I'r t t le ('reek, Mich.
•i•l:' re's n reason.
'1'.•n (nays' trini lenvir'g off coffee
811rf wing Pcstunl is sufficient. All
grocers.
"After all, girls," serenely 88td
good 01(1 Aunt Hrondhenel, "it Is the
little things that count—the email
mnientinl8 that go to make the har-
monious whole. For instance, don't
accept n favor from a than an i1 you
were doing hits et favor by accepting
It. Again, It is Just ns easy to
say no without yelling it. Anil
when you (Irons for the street don't
permit your nppr•nranes to convey
the impression thnt you remarked to
your garments, 'Clothes, 1 nm going
dean town; if you want to go along
Jusj herg on heresonh'where.' "
A writer in the l.nnrlon Outlook,
quo!ing MuIhn11's stat i.ti-s, shone
that nn emig-rant from (trent Britain
to the United States carries; with
hitt on nn average $1e,,:,. 'r(l this
is 801(1 .1 the !corking %elite of the
elnigriu.t, e.ltiniatcd at 11,250.
You Don't Know Good Tea
Until you're tried
41.
It's FRESH, NATURAL FRACRANCE pleases the most critic ►1, en
will be a REVELATION TO YOU.
ONLY ONE BEST TEA. BLUE MOON'S IT. TRY THE RED LABEL,
A UNIQUE CLOCK.
Tho town of Sion, in Switzerland,
boasts of a clock which is probably
a uiiquo specimen of ancient Euro-
pean workmanship. It conies from
the Black 1•'on'st, and is about 450
years old. All the wheels are of
wood, and there is only oto "hand"
that of the hours.
It Will Prolong Life.—Pn Sotn, the
Spaniard, lost his life in eho wilds of
Florida, whither he went for the per.
pose of discovering tho legontlary
'Fountain of perpetual youth," said to
exist in that then unknown country.
.%tile Ur. 'Phomas' Eeleetric Oil
not perpetuate youth, it will remove rho
bodily pains which ulako the young old
before their true and harass the aged
into untimely graves.
SAILED JIM II.
"Why don't you go to work?"
"Lady," replied 'Tattered Titnp-
kins, "1'i'e been tryin' ter get sunt -
thin' t' do, but 1 cant find any-
thing in my lino."
"1Vhnt is your line?"
"Sunlit' on airships, mune."
SCALD HEAD is a tIbgl1:ting and obstinate
disease, frequent in children, Treatment : Per-
fect clozalinenn and a gene,otti .1)lliia tine of
Wearer' (:orate. Mothers will Ile grad tJ learn
Mb.
IIs (waltzing)—"flow slippery this
floor is. It's hard to keep on your
feet." She—"CII, you're really try-
ing; to keep on lay feet, then, aro
you? I thought it was merely acci-
dental."
To Starve le a Fallacy. —Tho dic-
tum t
eotic•• b; til: .
you hay
o
1.I I. ••' tec n espied
-
r 1 1 : a's i.eapplo t ub-
1 I , r . - ,.rw , in rho treat.
r, fro It has
n::y .•.t
a t-
hiq fillo
e• . vcrythi,g he relishes,
u,.,l ... t.• ..: ( (.-Len after tho !meal
will bid ; :n doing its work.
GU in n I•.,.;, t: —2-1
"1Vhat did 1--i- y say when you
caught hits t- isoing out of the
pantry with hi : 1:8(15 stained rad?"
"Ile told the truth by saying that
ho had jammed his fingers."
For tho Overworked.—What aro the
causes of despondency and ineleineholy1
A disordered liver is rine cause and a
prime one. A disordered liver means a
disordered stomach, tool a disordered
stomach means disturbance of the re -v -
nus system. This brings tho whole bol
Into subjection andtI victim tells nick
all over. Pitnrtalee's Ycgetehle 1'114
are a recognized remedy In thus state
and relief will follow their use.
Riolly (between waltzes)—"Ito says
the world has been like a desert. to
him till he met tee." folly—"That
explains why he dances so like a
cannel, I suppose."
8outh Amrlccn Ittt'ncy Caro is the
only kidrjey treatment that has proven
equal to correct alt the evils that ere
likely tors. t Hundredsto befall h'of teregula-
tors. nonialalo
.rove the curative• merits of this liquid
kidney spct'ili': it. rusts'of ]fright's dis-
ease, dialctas, irritut ion of the blad-
der, Inflammation, dropsical lcut`acY.
Lout delay. -22
Many curious reasons are given for
absence from school, litre is ono:—
'Dear Sire—Sail/owl cannot come to
school this aftcrnoen, as he bus
glued his head to the dresser and
we have not been able to separate
him yet."
('h -tern tnorhU'. cronies and kindred
r••.. mints amnuully leaku their up.
• • :.eco at tt." Kerne three ns the hot
green frail, cucumbers, )nelnnc,
n!AI II.'tnv persons arc debarred
)•, .. • 01r=e tempting lb PIKS. bet
(!,. : •' et 11.1.,taln If tleel( have Dr.
.1. 1•. K. I1.,; rt's DC
ysentery ordial end
take is few .1rops in water. It cures
the crump, tool ( bolero in n reins rka L4,
manner noel is Fere to check every dia.
turLalce o1 the burette.
"Now 11:en," said the treed:rr of
arithmetic, "whoa is 'abote par'?"
"1 thigk i know." ventured a small
boy nfter n long silence in the class.
"1V,1l1?" asked the teacher. "It's
lea."
11Y BRIBING Tile: e'istaa: with opium yen
may stop n cJug!, but th3 lnhm:Xatlea g.,e. In•11
1ri.1 1-' worms. ACoa's Lung, ll,1.If in, anttnieta.
h opium, (net 1J the re..t (•f the tread:, aryl
cures deap-seate.l wuccti•nts of throat aaJ tun,..
STATED 11114 1U -SON.
A well-known nrtor tells the fol- , e
lowing amusing yern.
in his early struggling days. be-
fore he nttsnin(d Mote end fortune,
he onto found himself in n small
country place with n fifth -rate com-
pany. Wandering idly round the
tnorning after their arrival, ho was
passing n claire!' cntronee just ns a
wedding %vas nto ut to be celebrated.
To kill the time he went in. Tho
ground floor of this church w•es pret-
ty full. but a low, dark gallery near
the roof wns apparently (Ics(rrt(tl.
'rhe ceremony proce'•:led on the
even tenor of its way until the min-
ister inquired if anyone present knew
any rciiaon 'why the couple before
him should not ts, united together in
the holy bonds of matrimony.
There was silence for a moment,
and then a small, thin voice in the
gallery was heard to say, "Yes, I
des.'
All eyes were tnrcr(1 to the tot-
tery, where the figure of n srnnll,
trail!: -end -watery -looking Individual
was Merely discernible in the gloom.
"State your reason!" said the
minister, fixing the proteetcr with a
steely rye.
A lit of uncontrollable mirth "eir-
ed all prrr•cntwhen there came from
the gallery the dimdent reply:—w;tti .e treN.. s°4"e"r' Bedew•
"Please, sir, 1--i want the gal --• -- --
tny'sclf!"
Monkland Hera Yorkshires
Good breeding !-:tock (ell ages) for
sale at reasonable prim.
JAMES WILSON (C SONS,
Fergus, Ont.
Praotroal Everyday Lessons on
FARM ACCOUNTS
for 75.. pat Mild.
FARM PUO. ROUSE,
nos 425, ('hstbanr,Oa$
DASTEDO & CO.,
77 5 In favi, Toron20,
FUR tilAt1U AC1URER9
Ladies' an 2 Nilsson' For ant
Eur -lino t tonne amp Jacket,.
Everything in Furs. Send
catalog.
t70 Uuy R:1v rues ani 0:ns:n3
bead for Price 1J.•1.
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Real our Add from week t-, week,
we always Intro smoothing Cs Lo11yau.
We rnauufacturo
Stock 'Tonic. Blond Purifier,
Indlvcstiorr end Cul c Cure,
t
Cough kernody, Worm l'ow(1:rs,
Spavin Cure. Antiseptic Itealu.Y Oil.
Apt,. rdia'L*c Anti -Stet -1;e Powder.
I.ouso Death, and Poultry Tonic.
A free veterinary arY AJvi-o a
n!
ppn In every
ni
pu.:aa. with dor systole v[ ia•rtrt)cifvn
s'•rt ern treat yam- own Eteek PUMP) dully.
if year doxturdual handle oargsads soaa
direct to ue.
,y Thoy2TJRIN11RY8aS`LtiIT( CP., 11!Jt:`od
• U➢i Dl'NU.tb t; f, TORONTO, O`1'.
v_ .�9.. :sirisera+etelrt ln,•
Rumshus—"My dont. sir, I was wed -
fled to truth and honesty as a boy,
and—" !nudely (interrupting) —
"R•hat a young widower you r,ri: yil
have been!"
WB, CLAIM that ".Tho D ,tt L" Ste::21, • T• 0 t.,r
will cure Lumbago, 1Sykaelie,!;sleet!,•, . :•e .1.
ea t",ues quiedor than any other pit/ter. 1,a-
co)nrneatled by ovorybedy.
"What does it mean, Tommy," the,
Fuiday-school teacher asked, "e.:e a„
it says they rent their clothes?" '•1
suppose they couldn't afford to buy
!hens," replied 'Tommy.
Where can I get some of itnlloway's-
Corn Curet 1 was: entirely cured of
my corns by this rorn.Ay end 1 wish!
some more of It for u,y friends. So -
write' lir. J. W. Drown, Chicago.
"I think Torn ought to consider
whatwe owe to society before ask-
ing that vulgar tradesman to our
dance." "Yes; T told that to 'Tole,
and he snid, 'lily dear, just think
what the OWI) the tradesman,' "
Ooath er Lunacy seemed the only al-
ternative for a wr11•knou'n and highly
respected lady of V 1i,gltnnr, Ont., who
)tail travelled over two continents in a -
vain search for a euro for uervut-.4 de.
hility anti dyrpepsia. A friend recom-
mended Snaith American Ncr•. ii:^. Ona
bottle helped, 5,x 1 •• t ins cured, and lied
own written t • t ,...o, -y closes with
these words: "It has ),10.5(1 u,y life."—
:U
Mrs. 1.1'Ili•yde—"John, 1'ni Iv
disgusted. 1%Dile I was . 1!, ;
morning the cat got into the , r•,
nal ate every single thing ' • n
cake 1 had just 1 eked." Lir. 11'i:r .1
--"What n wonderful thing 117,1, , tl
DI/tibia is, to 1•0 sere!"
ecnttpl f of i is netts- !bar e'her raer',�
Cat is lust rules tied is tks Relight ter.;.
Buy Caulig:t Leap and nohow i:.rcctioLs.
•
The newest form of t( -autograph
is being tried In Paris. You simply
write on a desk, which is in itself a
spc.'cinlly-prepared transmitter, %lith
an ordinary pencil. mud the genet
copy of what you have %%aitten or
drawn Is reproduced at the efface 1r1
flours.
You cave t br meets.' 0, here f a01 i t Sh1rh'a
Coe..: .-e, Cere t2,e l.us. Toni:, es • c.: a 1(t
C'cldsc l-veytiae.ri 1+1 dessrccf t%.e sir reason
if yea haven-, tried it. We have (ISA 1.'+ if, awl
ta cam ince Yen that it mill care you we `fi
it. C a clonal cute Tal luxe. I'wt r-Y,l.ift.
is c..r it cwt.' yea iia. 'Pant lar. ley it
las . •r. i rainy tl'5,rrn''le rf l'... r. ^{ r! r:a 'a
ChM, a+tt em cin site Iwssate to My that a will cces
stay Cel.1. C stele Throat a lace trout k. II se.
dot n=1 believe this w- would ed s ratentee it
absolute?,ea wed,. S.Jd, Las had an asteolm
recall of a.ocew (r Yar(y tem 1' Fn Wool
eery (. W' -ie t.rt wnt:w..(f a 1t,,e hal that &foci
• K l c a, s rve ;toot—dim. i etthea
Proof
%utS,
17 y terriewerie.!•.1(108.- w'' 1t.s
a% 11.0.x' c.ad. Ain. Aida' (.YI'r,
'a., H: -
s� a Wit. J ale's live, a .1,1.
SA F" h seer 1 1 here t a •, . tutor
• they Ile1 • /aqA•. I see thee%
e rr- fling 1 eei4J 4. hot Ch.y e s n, I.laa
t. o•: er-,roe sly ire. kali tweet h 'sena
rt:1.o. W- re.e Y 'o 111. sea • : •en they
wee4 to below! (*1 'vete. It weed
i,em r.raplceiy. 1 e!tl�• ..$)s la•p it is rep'
SgiILOH
T N U I $; ; Gd &O. s2 -O3.