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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1905-09-21, Page 60•04-0.-0-4-0-4-0•<>40+04-0+0+ Concerning A Collar Stud 0 .0+0+0+0Ode When Dick Ainsworth's back collar biud slipped from his lingers and dis- appeared behind a huge and immov- able mahogany wardrobe, ho was merely aunuyed; but when he dis- covered that his setvant had oinitt.d to put any others into his portman- teau, he gave vent to his feelings in true British fashion. This relieving hint somewhat, he armed himself with the poker and made sundry lunges behind the v;ardrohe, but with no result. llo swore softly. casting a frantic glance at his watch. and then pro- ceeded to search for a bell. Ilut there was none to be seen. ile had not the smallest notion in which direction his host's roost was situatt'd, and time was flying. '!'here was. therefore. nothing for it but to finish his toilet with a fervent pray- er that his collar would not sudden- ly fly up and hit tho back of his head before the evening was over— a prayer he hardly expected to be granted. The gong sounded, and, anathema- tising his man, collar studs. and tho world In general, ho descended to the drawing -room. There were a few other guests pre- sent ro-sent besides the house party. and 'Dick found himself escorting a girl to the dining -room whom he had not noticed among the company on his arrival earlier in the evening. Ile had a kind of hazy notion that she was pretty, but his recent trou- bles were too fresh in his mind for him to pay tnuch attention to her. Ile ate up his soup in solemn and moody silence, while the fish course and the entrees proceeded in much the same fashion. They had nearly reached dessert when the girl spoke: "I wonder if you aro aware that you have not addressed a single re- mark to ane since our introduction?" Dick started. lie could not turn his head with ease, for fear of the consequences, but he glanced at her out of the corner of his eye. "If you knew what was on my mind, you would not be surprised," he returned gloomily. "Tell ate," she responded. "for I confess that at present your behav- ior does surprise me." "'There Is no stud at the back of my collar," replied Dick in sepulch- ral tones. The girl laughed. a laugh. •'Oh, you poor roan, I do sympa- thize. No wonder you are silent and sad. Couldn't you have got one lent you'?" "'!'here was no bell in my room, anti no time to go on a search." "When I ant married." said the girl reflectively. "I will have a tray of studs in overt'• man's room. Fancy if we were left without pincushions." "Will you ask mo to stay with yo i?" demanded Dick. Ile was for- getting the collar stud. "Certainly," she responded; "but I fear you will have to wait." Dick wondered whether she was engaged, and longed to find out. "When I return the invitation," ho replied. "you shall have two pin- cushions in your room." The girl's thoughts were now in the sane direction as Dick's hail been "Is she dark or fair?" she demand- ed. "Fair." responded Dick, with a glance at the girl and a quick men- tal resolve. "I'retly?" asked the girl. "Lovely," replied Dick with fervor. "'fell Inc her front name," said t' •• girl. Lick laughed. The situation pleased hits. "Ynu shall guess," he replied. "1 cannot," she answered. Her hands were in her lap, and she was to ying with m tiny handkerchief. !tick's eagle eye fell upon it. In the corner was a small embroidered •' 1. .. "NoW, in the naive of all that's wune'•rful," m*u-ed Dick, "what earthly name begins with that bit- ter?" A sudden inspiration dawned on hie), and he drew his how venture. "tier name," said dick, softly, "is Yvonne." "Yvonne," repeated the girl, with a curious intonation in her vola. "You like the name?" "I love 1t," replied 'Dick. "Ah!" said the gni gently, and there was a e+ilence A moment later the hostess gave the siival and the ladies rose. On their departure Dick made his request. known to his host, and was soon his calor. impertu•abl.' self once More. "Say. I'reel," he demanded of the man next hint, "who was the girl I took in? 1 didn't catch her sante.'' " .!iss Yvonne 5 )'Ilea." responded the man addressed. "I'd bet she's had more proposals than any girl In the United Kingdom. and has re- fused them all." -Then she isn't engaged?" asked (lick carelessly. "No, dear fellow. So i1 you've any feeling that way, go in and — you won't win." "Thanks," replied Dick calmly. "If I go in. 1 shall win." "Then stay out," was the solemn rejoinder it lieu the men ascended to the draw01g-roue► Dick's eyes wandered Immediately in search of the girl f1 • wits not lona in finding her, and c>d himself on a lounge heside 11..1- with (01112 self-possession. "So your need has been supplied," laughed the girl. "Certainly," he resporebts, "iiut how did you know?„ "You have lost that 1. '...., nir of diffidence, which 1 ant en•rn.%;nced was foreign to your nature. e Ate smiled. soft, music.il up - at a "You wrung lite, Miss O'Hea," he replied gravely. "1 atm the must diffident of men." ••1 should hardly have realized it," she answered. -Shyness, reticence, and diffidence, Miss ei'lit a,': said !)ick. "are dis- tinctly Masculine virtue.,. No duubt that accounts for your diffi- culty in tecogniring them." "Ito you also count politeness among the virtues?" she dentandetl. "Certainly." rosponded Dick airily though for a moment he Wtts non- plussed. •'1)i a masculine typo, I suppose," said the girl reflectively, "and that is the reason I did not recognize it." "1 apologize," said Dick. "The joy of recovering a stud had gone to 10 ' head." '1'he girl laughed, and a song from a well-known soprano cause as a welcome interruption for the mo- ment. On its conclusion Dick spoke. "I. count on your good wishes for my wooing." ho said suddenly. "Oh!" said the girl, surprised. "I thought. it was settled." "No," said Dick, gravely; "I doubt if sho even knows of my at- tachment." "Why don't you tell her?" asked the girt. - "'There aro many reasons," said Dick. "One is that she doesn't know me very well." "How, then, do you know her?" "I ant a student of human na- ture," responded Dick. "Besides. it was a case of love at first sight." "Ah!" The girl's voice was re- flective. "You don't Dick. "A girl is not permitted data by which to judge." "I suppose not,'' replied Dick; but if she were?" "it might be possible," she said, unfurling her fan. "Should you think a girl would bo angry if she knew?" asked Dick. "Certainly not," replied the girl. "After all, it is a compliment." "Well." said Dick, very gently, "you are, Yvonne." • • • • • • Mrs. Ainsworth has insisted on having boxes of studs in the rooms of her male visitors, though Dick has demurred, as the says he would like to give all his guests a chance of winning as charming a wife as his own Yvonne, however, thinks It is nec- essary to involve the loss of a col- lar stud In order to bring this to pass, for, as she invariably points out. all men are not as diffident as Dick.—Pearson's Weekly. • —4 "OLD MOORE'S" PROPHECIES. Nineteen Hundred and Sixty Will Be Full of Startling Events. Old Moore has published his pro- phecies for 190(1, in London Eng- land. His almanac leads off with disaster—Death plying his sickle liis- ti:y by land and sen. Then costo financial exposures, outrages, tour - 'tiers, and eat Gumlike shocks. But • for all this, January will not see so many unemployed in the streets, and the 'louse of Commons will see "the Government steadily working." February is to be distinguished 1y such strange happenings ns religious controversies, and ere the nation has recovered from the novelty March will come in with a great stir about hospital management, a tax on bi- cycles, great tines for white labor in South Africa, and for ilritons it/ France. But April is to see some- thing almost comic—a great clear- ance off the streets of bogus blind anti letno beggars. In this month, too. the Crystal Palace will be burned. In May the dreamer's soul reaches a fine height—"one language and a world's brotherhood." Next he sees a vision of farm colonies gathering in tramps. vngt4bonds and wastrels. Tn July many wealthy people will (lie. trade will flourish, and Russia will stake a rush for India. August is to see a bunk smash. September is to hear some very free speech in Hyde !'ark, and October :will be dis- tinguished by the wholesale killing of little shops by big stores. Moro railway accidents and some coal mine disasters will blacken Novem- ber. December is to tett nese (laning- ing tides on the south toast and a boat of destructive tires, and on the top of it all Old Moore has the courage to wish everybody a {(appy New Year. believe in it?" asked GENERAL BOTHA PACIFIC. South Africa United British Flag. Hopes to See Under SOME STRANGE FREAKS'A BUGLER AT WATERLOO MEN WHO ARR- ANGE THEIR OWN BURIAL. Strange Instruction- s Carried Out For Some Eccentric People. The directi by a Gern:ar► Baron, who died a few weeks ago, that. his body 8111111 be embalmed, placed in a glass case, and handed down to his posterity for ever us an heirloom►, brings to the memory the even more remarkable disposal Jeremy Benth- am made of his body, says London Tit -flits. The great jurist, on his death sev- enty-three years ago, left strict instructions that his body should bo dissected, and that his skeleton should then be clothed in ono of his own suits and placed in a mov- able glass -house. These strange in- structions were carried out to a large extent. Tho skeleton was duly clothed, but itwas found neces- sary to substitute a head of wax, and the figure, seated in a charact- eristic attitude, was placed in a ma- hogany cabinet with a glass front, where the old philosopher may be seen to -day at University College, (lower Street, resting on his stick and beaming on the world with A SIMPLE BENEVOLENCE. Almost as remarkable was the dis- posal of the body of Major Labelli- ere, who was buried on the top of Ilox Hill, in a grave 10 feet deep. Into this grave the body was lower - KING ORDERED ENQUIRY _NTO THE MAN'S STORY. Thought Veterans Were All Dead —Several Claims Have Been Refuted. John Vaughan, %%hu cluiuls to bo 104 years old, uud is slated to have served as u bugler buy under Wel- lington at Waterloo, wets recently picked up at Birkenhead, England, in an exhausted condition, and he is now in hospital at Higher 'Tranulere. It is six weeks since publicity was first given to tho statement that Vaughan was tramping the !Welsh $5.20 to $5.30, set•ond patents $1. - border, selling bootlaces and trifles 90 to $5, bakers' $1.80 to z1.90. to supplement a pension of a shilling Milifeed—Ontario—t'nchatgod at $12 'LEADING MARKETS Ill(EA DS'I'U FES. Toronto Sept. 1t).—Wheat—Onturw —A apcxiel inquiry for No. 2 white has etude that quality a little twiner and sale"; are reported at 744e, ait11 7:se' asked. No. 2 rod and mix.s.1 are 7:i;c to 7.1c, outside; guui-u and spring aro about 70c. Wheat—Manitoba—Cash quotations, lake parts. are t •' c for No. 1 uurth- ern and '92c for No. 2 northern. Flour—Ontario—$3 bid for 90 per cent. patents for export, buyers' bags, and sotue offering at $3.05. lllanitubu—Bust putouts quoted at a clay. The story was set forth with to $1.2.50 per ton for bran in car much detail. including mention that lots outside; shorts, $111.50 to *18. teach of the y1!t'OlI full into tho clutch - his regiment was the 17th Lance's according to quality. Manitoba- -the famous "Death or Glory Boys" Bran, $10 to $17, and shorts, $19 es of the Auu•rican police, and aero —but it weslstated that he did not convicted of triunes ranging from possess a Waterloo medal. the eh - settee of which was accounted for by the explanation that the veteran had a conscientious objection to such re- wards for valor. Meanwhile the case was brought to the notice of the King. who ar(Iorod that an immediate inquiry should be made. Before his Majesty's com- mand could be curried out, Vaughan had mysteriously disappeared. All No. 2 yellow, lake and rail freights. endeavors to trace him for a time polled Oats—$1.73 fur burrcls in entirely failed, but tie was finally car lots on track here, and $4.50 for pickod up at Birkenhead in a weak- bags. 2'5c more fur broken lots hero ened condition. and 4Oc outside. It now appears that the old man has been wandering about the coun- try u great deal of late, being seen tBanished to 1 _' Siberia. 1. I 50114.• tisk' ag.1 seven Russian pris- oners alto had made their escape from Siberia were picked up in an open bout in the middle of the Pa- cific. They were taken to San Fran- cisco. and the l'ulifernians, ever ready ttith sympathy, gave theta clothes and food. and found theist employment. Within a comparatively short time to $20, at Toronto uud u:juul points. Oat's—Firm; No 2, 2tlie to 29c, at outside points. It was proved that one had been Barley -37c to 43c, according to quality, at outside points. guilty of almost every crime, with Rye—First at 51c to 17c outside. the exception of manslaughter. since Peas—New crop is quoted ut (15c he arrived in San Francisco. to f,Oc, with (3(6c to 88c for special That a largo number of innocent quality, outsl e. persons aro banished to Siberia can- Cont—Canadian nominal. American not bo disputed, and this unfortu- (I140 for No. 3 yellow and 112c for nate state of affairs owes its ex- istence to what is known all over Russia as "administrative process." "Administrative process" allows of any person, Juan, woman. or child who is arrested on suspicion to be sent into exile on an order from the Minister of the Interior for a housebreaking to highway robbery with violence. COUNTI(Y I'4tODUCE. ed head first and feet uppermost, in I3utter—'I`ho markt+t is easy in tune short term or for life to any part order that thisgallant officer, who towards tho end of Juno at Newcas- of Siberia. tie where he was selling bootlaces and quoted unchanged. Personsiarrested on suspicion and was assured that at the last day the and hobbled along with the mid of u Crealrery, prints ....22c 2:ic exiled may re genuinely suspicious world would be firmed upside clown, stick. Ho is also reported to have do solids 21C 214c ailed s, or they may be quite (n - might make sure of alighting right stayed in a common lodging house Dairy, Ib. rolls, gaud to 1 M- end up. Another eccentric .she gentle- choice 18c 20c nocent of any intention to break the man, desirous that his body should at Bury, and to have afterwards left tio medium 17c 18c laws. by train, informing a railway porter at least rest in good company, ditio tubs, gaud to chuice17c 18c For instance, during the early in conversation that he had army reefed that it should 1)0 interred in do inferior lvc lOc stages of the Russo-JapaneseWar hi his wallet. aIsland, Cardigan Bay, Inquiries at the Royal lfospital. Cheese Quotations aro tinchanged,half a dozers young men and threo whichis credited with being the Iasi Chelsea, show that the Governors at 11Ic to 12c per lb. girls were arrested in Moscow while earthly resting -place of 200,000 and the staff of executive officers Eggs—Coming forward well and are reading and discussing a political saints.charged with the relict of the soldier tin hanged at 18c to 19c. work by a Russian writer. With - A Philadelphian gas -lighter direr(- in old age desire corroboration of Potatoes --Unchanged at 40c to out any form of trial they were, un - ed that his head should be utilized 50c per bushel. der this "administrative process," Poultry—Fut hens, 7c to 8c; thin, exiled to the uunes. 0c to 7c; fat chickens, 9c to 10c; On arriving at. 'Tomsk the unfortu- nate exiles were forced to walk to Irkutsk. the capital of Eastern Si- beria. Tho distance between the two towns is 1,010 utiles, and the exiles, whether young or old, are always expected to travel at the rate of sixty mi1158 a week. BUFFALO MARKETS. of is the destination of many of Russia's exiles; but the party of Buffalo, Sept. 19.—Flour—Firm. young people wo are referring to Wheat—Spring unsettled; No. 1 Nor -,were driven on to the alines of there, new, 8,11c; Winter, firm; No. Kara, some 700 miles farther east. 2 red, 85c. Corn—Strong; No. 2 ,Tho mines here are gold ones, and yellow, 580; No 2 corn, 57 jc. Oats are the personal property of the —Strong; No. 2 white 304c; No. 2 ,Tsar, and the young men of this mixed, 29c. Marley—Ohio, 43 to 47c party aro now assisting in working on track. Rye—Stronger; No. 1, 66c ' theni; but what is the tato of their asked. lady comrades can only be conjec- tured. LiVE S'1.00K NIA RKKT. 'The• unfortunate man or woman who is sent to Yakutsk rarely lives Toronto. Sept. 19.—Thu run of cattle at the Western Market to day to return. '!'his place is but. a few WW1 heavy, but the demand for all degrees south of the Arctic circlo, and the only buildings it boasts of are rude huts, principally roofed with tnud. The revolutionary Leo Deutsch, who served sixteen years in Siberia, no tells us that he spent several years 30 in the "primeval wilderness" of Yak - 10 utsk. here, he says, in 1889 were 25 some young men and girls who were 75 to be deported farther northward. :,,1 '['here were schoolgirls amongst. then* eye) under sixteen years of age. 00 The vice-gosentor had given or - 00 dens that these exiles were to be 50 deported without delay, and a guard 3 n0 told there to betake themselves to 4 25 the police. Fearing that they were. 3 GO 10 be sent to a living tomb with - 2 75 out C for protest they refused to obey t he order. • The vice -governor thereupon sent a troop of soldiers to felth the exiles, and n frightful scene began that even shamed savege Russia. The soldiers clubbed the young Hien and girls with tho butts of their rifles, stabbed theist with bayon'•t8, find shot theist down unmercifully. Six corpses were left on Iho ground, and the (lying and maimed, nun►bering twenty-seven, were thrust. into prison. A few days !atthe imprisoned exiles were trit.•ti by court-martial. Three were condenur ted to peen] servitude for life. The prisons through Siberia aro of it dreadful character. 'They aro overcrowded with exiles. and the ' atmosphere in consequence, aid through luck of ventilation. becomes SO foul t hat the women ars seine - times attacked by ft►i.,tleg tw,► or •three titres it tiny. The heels of rho exiles absoluteiv swarm with vermin and no atten,j t is ever trade to fid them of the pest. The treatmentmeted out to Wo- men 4'1 n'. lets is brutnl in the ex- t reale, and it makes one's blood run 'cold to think that human brings should be at the mercy of the severe soldiers in the employ of the Tsnr. While lee) I1•ntaeh was at Yakutsk n woman, by name Nadve.h,lt d.e, was flogln•d to death. She was nlleired to have assaulted the cont- ! mandant, and the flov,•rnnr-General ordered that she shunld be anhjorfeil 1 to corporal punishment. Sigldn eo5 therefore, flogged. dying after the Inst blow had fallen upon the Mat l.- 1 Such are the horrors and sufferings thnt have to be endured by the wretched tn0rtnls in the livit,g tombs of Siberia. on the stage as Yorick's skull in "Hamlet"; and another humorous testator desired that his skin should be converted into drumheads• on which an accompaniment should be beaten on Bunker's Hill every 17th of .lune, to the inspiring strains of "Yankee Doodle." At Wimborne may be sten one of tho most remarkable tombs in the world. It is of slate, covered with armorial bearings, and rests under a low arch in a wall of Wimborno Minster. It is the tomb of ono An- thony Ettericke, A ON('E FAMOUS LAWYER, who left directions that his body should be laid on consecrated ground, but neither in the church nor out of it, and neither above nor under the ground. 'These puzzling conditions have been exactly fulfill- ed, for half of the tomb lies inside the church and hal( outside its wails while it is just half embedded in the earth. A leaden coffin containing the in - mains of a Hertfordshire farmer used to rest, among the rafters of an old been at Stevenage; and it re- mained for thirty years in this odd position, in accordance with the farmer's solemn injunction to his heirs. An equally strange resting -place was that chosen l)y a Northampton- shire clergyman who died late in the eighteenth century and directed that his body, Ove days afl4 death, should bo carried to a favorite sum- mer -house in the garden and there placed on a bed he had been in tho habit of sleeping in. The door and windows of the summer -house were to be securely fastened. and tho house was to be fenced and planted around with evergreens. "And for the due performance of this, in man- ner aforesaid," his will concludes, "and for keeping the building ever the sane, with the evergreen plants and roils in proper and decent re- pair, 1 give to my nephew. Thomas Freeman, the moot' of Whitton," etc. Baskerville, a famous eigh- teenth -century printer, was, by his own wish, BUI(1i•:D UNDEi( A WiNI)M111,1., close to his garden; and Thomas Hollis, a Dorsetshire landowner, or- dered that his body should be buried 10 feet deep in one of his fields, and that the field should iuuucdlately he ploughed in order to remove any trace of his last resting-pince. An eccentric old gentleman in Iluckinghamshire. Mr. ilackhnns •, spent his last days in superintending the erection of his own tomb, which took the form of a small pyramid on an eminence in the " Idle of a thick %t•n al near his house. "l'il Speaking at n meeting of the I'ro- have nothing to do," he used to tot in branch of the .lmalgnmatod say, "with tho church or church - Society of Engins't•s recently , (fen- yard. Bury nie there in my own erul Louis Botha, the hoer leader, wood on the hill and my sword with me, and 1'11 defy all the evil spirits in existence to injure me." Sir W'illinn► Temple, a statesman of the latter part of the seventeenth con - strongly advocated the union of all the white people in South Africa. tie said that In the past of South Africa thousands had offerer) up their lives in dying for their c•u,n- fury' gave orders that his heart try. Gert) bee thanked that day was 8110111(1 1►e huurled, ua a salvor box or passed and South Africa to -day was chitin basin, "under nsun-dint in one of the most promising colonies 01 nay garden, over against a win(1',W from whence 1 used to contemplate uI.:'rI'IN(i A'1' '1'111: FAt•TS. nation. the British Empire. The latest weapon Is the Humbert They must show the il•itish Gov- and n,lmire the works of God niter!. The census -taker rnl'pc l at the gun, a Drench invention. if. makes errttnent that they were a people had retired from worldly business." door of the little fat nil omse ani no flash or noise, an,l is warranted - — -- opened his long Look. ,t plump girl not to recall; whilst discharge VA1.1'413i.1' BEETLES.BEETLES.of about, eighteen enure to the door, projectiles, each of whichIt fantaln3s and blinked nt him stupidly. 2:,0 shut, nt the rate of 1,200 an In Central America 1 he most re- ••11.w many people 1110 here?" h.' hnnr. Four miles from this gun a markable gold beetles' in the world began. regiment of 1,000 wooden Hien was are found. The head -and wing -cases "Nobody lives here. 11e aro only stational. 'rho gun shot at the are brilliantly polished with n lustre staying through the hop s, nson." dummies for a minute, and almost as of gold itself. '1'o sight. anti "flaw many of your are there here'" every notelet) mon tuns found to bo touch they have all the seeming el "I'm here. Father's in the woe!- hit. metal. Otllly enough, another sp'r. Plied, Mil Hill is--" ♦ 1',>!' n 3:.'i.. all., les from the sante region has the filo "Sere here, my girl, 1 %tont to kn.,w � ..`utt•, ir1 o -dor to subtract." ex• ,• , p'•arnnce of tieing wrought in solid ha%: many inmates there are in tins ie in e.uur.• cr silver, freshly burnished. 'i'h:•se gold twine. II'�t si..ny insole slel.t here Innthonintiteethtt "things the dn.;: in ;,a-u,•n,m.i • I is f•.. the truth of the man's story. It is pointed out that in 1874 a commis- sion was specially appointed to find out all the survivors of the gloat thin. 7c to Sc; ducks, 8c, all live battle in order to increase their pen- weights. sions. This, through district conn- Baled Hay—Car lots on track hero. mends, and reliable local agencies, $7.50 per ton for Nu. 1 timothy and traced, and forested a record of $O for No. 2. therm. Among others who then camp Baled Straw—Quiet and easy in forwl►rd was doubtless the youngest torte at $5.50 (o $(3 per ton for car participant in tho hostilities, who lots on track' here. was a drummer boy and ten years of age in 1815, but he did not live long afterwards to enjoy the enhanced al- lowance which was accorded to hien. A SURVIVOR IN CANADA. It is believed that the veteran of Waterloo, the lust with a record be- yond o-yond the shadow of a doubt, died in the Itoyal Hospital during 1891. At the sante time, it is admitted that men might have fought In that bat- tle who did not take the trouble to contpleto their records for many years after the Nnpoleonic wars. The year 1991 also saw the death of General Whichcote, who as a lieuten- ant had command of a company of lime and grades was more or less the old 2nd regiment, which baro good, aril everything was sold at n great part in the day's victory. prices about steady with those al - Afterwards he was on guard during ready quoted. tho dismantling of the Louvre. 111 Export cattle, choice ... ... 14 do good to medium 4 (to others Bulls ...... 13 Cows :3 Butchers' picked .. 4 good to choice a fair to good .. do common ... 2 do cows 2 2 the various obituaries of this (Inc old soldier, it wtis said that he was one of the lust survivors of Waterloo. This brought forward some very in- teresting data ns to the few others who had outlived hien. 'These in- cluded Col. Hewitt, long a respected resident of Southampton, and two ensigns of the German Legion were then alive. A little later cane in- telligence front Canada that Lieut. Maurice Shea. who was rewarded Bulls ..... with a commission from the ranks Feeders for his great valor, was living in do medium Quebec, and, spite of M+ 00 years of do hulls age, took part in the celebration of June 15th. 'There was also living at Melbourne at that time Jeremiah Bro::ne, who had fought at Waterloo as a trooper of the inniskilling Dra- goons. But these were nearly cen- tenarians fourteen years ago, and whenever during the last decade any claim has been made on behalf of a Waterloo survivor, careful inquiries have invariably failed to establish it. ♦J A GOOD EXCUSE. A good story is related Of a jury- man who outwitted a Judge, and that without telling nn untruth. ile ran breathlessly into the court: "011, my lord, if you can excuse me pray do. 1 don't I.nuw which will die first—try wife or my daughter." "Dear Inc. that's sail." said the innocent .fudge. "Certainly, you are excused." 'i'he next day the juryman was stet by one of his fellow -jurors, who in a sympathetic voice asked: "flow's your wife?'• "She's all right. Why do you ask•?" "And vnur daughter?" 40 to 84 10 4 90 4 75 4 011 :3 111 1 711 4 30 3 00 3 50 .') 3 3 00 .... 3 3(1 '2 50 Stockers. good :3 30 4 00 do rough to tom2 50 3 00 ihdls 1 75 2 59 Milch cows, each ....:h) 00 50 00 Export ewes. cwt. .. 4 1N) 4 20 do bucks, per cwt. 3 Of) :1 50 do culls. each 3 tut 1 00 ( 51) 5 50 fel Spring lambs Calves, per lb. do each 2 04) 10 00 Hogs. selects, cwt. 1: 1':.1 do heavies ...... 5 871 du lights :, •37:, DEADLY FRENCH GUN. Discharges Projectiles at the Rate of 1,200 an Hour. War has been robbed of much o1 its romantic side, and iu these drays when (fe'•tth-den11ng machines reign supreme men who go to war need tei 1,c mere courageous than t hose who foughtin the Clays of old, when enemies faced on• another in th,• open. The naval roan has more ground for fearing t he hidden dan- gers than those afloat which 1111.4. tho eye. Sub -amarine boats and "She's all right. too. Why dumines and torpedoes are calculated you ask?" to test the nerves of the most emir - "Why, yesterday you told the .fudge that you 010 not know which would Ole first." "Nor do I. '!'hat is a 1 robh•m that time alone 04111 salvo." --0 aticous. All the htgenulty ',f inventors of warlike mttchi,,, s seems to be direct- ed towards et Lotting a weapon which not only tle.iis destruction in a wholesale 1111111111.1% but With the smallest chesee of disclosing its lo - who merited the confidence of that Government. They must get the dif- ferent sections of the white races to- gether and make a malted way for themselves. lie hoped they would all live to the day when they would see a happy South .Africa under one flog and Government. i151(i) ON It5Cltl•:LOR(S. The halo Korean only nc(ptires the dignity of manhood by i►ecomling a Ilenedtct. Until then he is not even entitled to wear n hat. The Korean boy, therefore, being anxious to be considered n man, mmrries early In life, sometimes nt the age of twelve. Once married he takes precedence of nil hnr!telors, even rho';gh they be grey-haired filen. 0::1:-1'll?('i•; 11 t II',%AV 11'lj1:vT . :1 protees for Inakieg a 0I1 1 ce stud rai?`ttv tt•hts•1 bus 1 o n (ft'. (sill. el an ingot at out 111 is toe 1. and with end 1•-'irsnlie press red t.•1 ' 1h.• Tali a• el •: r • hr•,u .! t to ; r c' ir.,lly the .,,I . i., !, is !?,,.'l •.,,,.•'t cl t'► i'' •t 14 rind silver beetle:; hove n at:nrket value. They are w,:rth from S25 to $50 each. -4- ---- "flow happy the 11.:bm•r-• ,niests look this evening 1! t:tu'.t he their tvedelitig anniversary " "\a; (110)'1,' gut their old cook buck." lost ntt 1 t to CIAO,. 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