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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Advocate, 1905-05-18, Page 3wirEN DOCTORS FAILED. fIN MERRY OLD ENGLANU!GIVES TWO REAL D . Williams' Pink Pi',ls Brought NEWS BY MAIL ABOUT JOHN GOOD REASONS BULL AND HIS PEOPLE. Occurrences in the Land That Reigns Supreme in the Com- mercial Wurld. New Health and Strength. .., Front The Post, Thorold. (tats Mr. He•ubt•n Lindsay, a fruit grotr- er at ItidE,ville, Ont., is one of the beat KIioW l hien 111 that section, hating lived in the village or its licinity all his life. All Mr. Lind- say's ee•iihbors know that about a year oho his condition of health was very serious. '1'o use his own word: he '•tego1. to go to pieces—was all wasting away." When a reporter of the Thou enld Post called 00 Mr. Lindsay recently, he f 1 him again enjoying the best of health, and when slated what had wrought his cure, he replied very emphatically "Dr. Williams' Pink l'ills; they did for the what medical treatment and other medicines foiled to do. In the spring of 11003," continued Mr. Lindsay, "T grew so weak that i could hardly trove about. Iry ap- petite completely felled 1110, n101 1 Reenied to bo wasting away to a mere shadow. I grew so weak that I cnuld scarcely look after toy horses without resting. 1 doctored with two or three good physicians. but got no permanent benefit. In fact they seemed doubtful as to what my trouble was. One said liver trouble, another kidney dis- ease; but whatever the trouble was it was rapid:y using me up. A neighbor who hod used 1)r. 11'illiants' Pink l'ills with benefit, advised me to try them, but I felt somewhat skeptical. However, I was finally induced to try there, and before I had fiishi'd the second l:ox, I could nate at. iuiprevenent. 1 continued .using the pills until I had taken some twelve poxes, when i was again enjoying rotust health—in fact 1 have no hesitation in saying that I believe I 1r. Williams' Pink l'ills saved my life. Remembering my former unbelief In these pills. I gladly give this testimonial, in the hope thnt it may induce some other sufferer to try this great, health - giving medicine." Other piling people will speedily find new health and strength through a fair use of hr. Willi(uns' Pink Pills. Every (lose sends new, rich, red blood coursing through the veins, end that Is the reason these pills cure anaemia, neuralgia, indi- gestion, kidney and liter troubles, rheurrratism, and all other diseases having their origin in poor watery broad—including the special ailments that make the 11t•(s of Po many growing girls and women of all ages miiser•nble. fire tint the full name. "1)r. Williams' Pink !'ills for I'ale People," is printed on the wrapper around each linme if in doubt., you 4•:1n get the pills 1)y mail at. 50 cents n box or six boxes for 12.50 by writing the Dr. «'iaiarns' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. The Royal Agricultural Show will be held ut Turk )loyal, London, from June 27 to :30. Sir 1torge 1lhite, of Mullet, has offered £3,000 in order to cotujeletc the building of the Ilritish llos;,ital at Montt oron, on the Riviera. This hospital is being built as a memori- al to Quut'n Vittoria. Since 11339 the post of sexton in the L'crbyshire tiiluge of Crich has been held by a family named Wet- ton, and the last reprtwenta:ivc, John Wetton, who has just died, leaves a descendant of his natne to carry on the tradition. Following a time-honored custom., the elector of St. Mary's, Chuytter, of- fered a prize of half a ton of coals for the 1h•st salmon of the season caught in the ricer Lice by Hund - bridge fishermen. 'lite prize has been won by Joseph and Thomas Dellis, who on the opening day caught a fish weighing 9 lbs. On the score of expense, the Hust- ings Corporation threw out a pro- posal to invite the Prince of Wales to open the new waterworks in the summer. When the present King and Queen visited the town in 1832 a s of $2,500 was spent in decor- ations and entertainments, and the corporation, in view of this, decided to reluctantly abandon the idea of extending the suggested invitation to the Prince. • Three youths, two of them sons of a medical man, have been cottunitt.ed for trial at. Bristol charged with making and uttering .cuunterfeit coins. It was stated that a cont - pieta coiner's outfit was found in an outbuilding used by the accused. 'I'lic youths were said to have got their ideas for the whole business from an article in a London magazine by "One Who Ilas Done Time." At Exeter a nurse has been com- mitted for trial on charges of theft. The prosecuting solicitor said that among the things found at her house were 27 purses, 72 shill*, 127 plated spoons, 43 plated forks, 84 knives, 205 towels, 250 hand- kerchiefs, 73 pillow slips and hun- dreds of other articles. Up to the present 74 persona had indentilicd goods found in the prisoner's house. On the application of an officer of the R.S.P.C.A., the magistrate at Bow street Police Court, London, grunted a summons against the man- agement of the Lye Theatre for cruelty to a cut. The applicant said that the cat was made to ',Antal on the back of two chairs while dogs jumped over it. It occasionally happened that the cat was knocked down from its perch, and the evi- dence of veterinary surgeons) could be produced to show that it suffered pain in co1)tacequence. FOR BELIEVING DODD'S KID- NEY PILLS CURE ALL KIDNEY AILMENTS. Cured His Backache of Twenty-five Years Standing and Satisfied Everyone He Recommended Them to. Economy Point, N. S., May 15— (Special).—Geo. S. McLaughlin, of this place. gives two splendid rea- sons for his belief that Lodd's Kid- ney fills are the ono remedy for Kidney ailments. Here are the two reasons In Itis own woods: "1 was troubled with lame . back for 25 years or n eire, sometinlres so severe that 1 could net turn tnyself in bed. ,(ane box of I)udd's Kidney Pills cured rue, and 1 have had no return of the trouble since. "I have recntnmendid Dodd'a Kid- ney Pills to a number of•ptrsons who had Kidney 'Trouble. Alt who have used them have heen benefited or cured." Dodd's Kidney fills not only re- lieve n!1 Kidney Diseases. from Back- ache to Bright's Dlscnse, " hut.. they niwolutely cure them. But some- times where one or two boxes relieves It takes more to remake a complete cure. BLOW FOR COAL MINERS. House of Lords Decides Against Them in Important Case. 'trade unionism has received anoth- er severe blow by a dcclnion of the House of Lords. The Welsh miners work under a monthly contract. In 1900 there were fears that an overabundant sup-, ply oi coal would lead merchants to; make contracts for forward delivery, at lower prices, and in order to cur tuil production, tho Executive Com nlittee of the South Wales Miners' 1''• ieration instructed the men not i work for one dry --November 9, 1900. On that day a general confer-� encs of the Federation, authorized the executive to declare a holiday when they thought it advisable. On Octo- ber 25 and 26, 1901, two other "step -drys" were ordered, and again on October 31 and November 6 in the saute year, On this the coal owner's commenced proceedings against the Miners' Fed- eration, claimting about L60,000 (lumages, and the case came before Mr. Justice Bingham nt Cardiff in July, 1902. The jury were dis- chargeC by agreement, and all qurs- tions of law and fact were left to the judge, who decided that the action of the Federation was dictated by an honest desire to forward the in - THE "DEAD" RETURNED, terests of the workmen, and was .tot prempted by any wish to Injure the Strange Case Just Decided in employers. and he found fur the do - Glasgow fondant union. 'l'he case came before the Court of Appeal, where I,trds Justices Romer and Stirling reversed Mr. Justice' Bighorn's decision, Lord ,Justice A pun is t1 sharp thorn in One Vaughan \I'illia11s diaseuling, side of the man who can't make one. ens charged with deserting his wife sweeney, stiffles, sprains, sore and Thu miners appealed to the House --- and children. swollen throat, coughs, etc. Save $50 of Lords. The Lord Chancellor held aright'• Disesee Ineldiouet sincere, From the statenient made by Mr. by use of one bottle. Warranted the that to combine to procure u num - Lemon, who represented the Glusguw most wonderful Blemish Cure over . ger of persons to break contracts plats by nutleei science to stem .Ise Parish Council, it appeared that known. was manifestly unlawful, and .What- tido of its ravages—nail not until South runt left his home in Elgin in 1898,evil. might have been the motive of American Kidney Cure proved beyond a and in august, 1900, his wife Ideuti- Steven's F:vot, opposite the Can- those who advised the men to break doubt its power to turn back the tide. their contracts, they Intuit lie held 10 was there a gleam of anything but die be answerable for any damages caus- spair for the victim of this dread form ed by such action. of kiduev disease.—b4 Lord Lindley, Lord James of liere- ford, and Lord Macnaghtc•n took the same line, and the appeal was urinn- imuusly dismissed. I'ur ning repartee scint Mated throughout a case at the County Court. Counsel—"I wish my client was here instead of, ns 1 expect' ly- ing in bed." His llonor—"Porhitps he is better lying in bed than lying here '- i COFFEE HEART. A remarkable story of a supposed dead man coating to life was told in the sheriff's court at Glasgow, when n man named Daniel Robert (.rant ENCLiSH SPAVIN LINIMENT Removes; all hard soft or calloused lumps and blemishes from horses, blood spavin, curbs, splints. ringbone, More than halt the battle In cleaning greasy dishes b in the soap you use; If it's Sunlight Soap it's the best. ell A ROYAL. BOOKLET. The Grand 'Trunk Itailwav System aro distributing a very handsome booklet descrii,tive of the Hose: Mus- koka Hotel, that is situated in Lake Rossetti:, in the Muskoka Lakes, "Highlands of tlntano.' The publi- cation is one gjting a full description of the attractants that 'Hey be found et this papular reeort, handsomely il- lustrated with colored prints of lake and isl.tnil scenery, the hotel itself, and in,eny oi the succial features that may bo found there. It is printed on lino enameled paper, bound in a cover giving the appearance of Morocco leather, :tith a picture of the hotel and surroundings on the same, and the cress of the hotel emhocsed in high relief A glance through this booklet stakes one long for the plea- sure of Summer and outdoor life. anti copies may be secured gratuit- ously by applying to any Grand Trunk ticket office. A fashion Journal says: "ljorizon- tal stripes become very tall and slender ladies." As it is not stated w}et.het the stripes should be plant - eel in clumps or rows we don't think we will attempt to raise a crop of tall and slender ladies this season. Corns cause lntote.+bte pain. Iloilo. way's Corn Cure removes the trouble. Try it. and ice what amount of pain it su ved. "I'ut out your tongue, Ivy, and let me see it," said her father, who was afraid that the child was unwell, "Put it right out, deur," urged the, parent. "I can't, papa," protested Ivy, "it's fastened on me. emits but searching.— Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple 'Tablets nre not big ettueeuus doses that contain injurious drugs or narcotics—they nre the pure vegetable pepsin—the medicinnl extract from this luscious fruit, and the tublets are pre- pared in as palatable form as the fruit Itself. 'l'Itcy cure indigestion. GO in a bus, 35 cents. -56 Rome men are so level-headed that it's 1► wonder they can get huts to fit theta. Yinard's Liniment Cures Distemper When a man tells a woman he loves her she believes it if she knows it isn't so. The superiority of Mother Craves' Morin Exterminate. Is shown by its good effects on the lhildren. Purchase a bottle and give it a trial. Owe! roronthees 1 has foiled hundreds of lied the body of a elan who had died bury Promenade nt Kingston, one in 1:lnsgow poor house ns that of of the 01081 picturesque islands un her husbund. The woman not only the 'Thames, is being gradually tde,•tified the body, but received the washed away, owing to the want of ins trance money. paid for the burial ; prof er camtpsheddini . mei 11s he supposed. n wake was held. Quite unexpectedly the real hus- florae persons are more susceptible to hand. who had been tramping in the colds than others, contracting derange - east of Scotland and England. con- menta ns- 11., puloary organa fr (rented the wife, who, fortutintel y , rho els,rhle:.t caumses.n'flexr should always have nt. hand a bottle of dickies had not married ngnin. The expense Anti -Consumptive :syrup, the present Incurred to the parish for the muin- day sovereign remedy (or coughs, cs- tarrh and htffnnunntion of the lungs. tennnce of the wile and six children It will effect a cure un :antler how was over .1:100. severe the cold may be. You cannot I'ht (ave might never hove leen afford to bo without a remedy like maks,. for it is the best. heard of but for the fact that (:rant 1 had been arrested on n charge of drunkenness; and during u fit of to- ; '1'11K BOY, 'TOO, WAS SORRY. morse he made the statement which'- It was such an ent Icing slide that led to the charge ut dt'scrt 100 being ' no boy could resist it, but the stout laid agniest him. !1)141 gentleman who was stepping SINEW Balfour, before whom the along in a gingerly manner flailed to case ells brought, said this course. realize. 114, thought nothing (dealt deli( cotlduet pursued wens "'1.3., unlike it until he collided with the boy who that of n respn•table Higlander• , knew the slide for the best. to be Cater( tcly, he had no power to had and they both went to the sen,! Grant to prison. tis he would like to do, for six months, but that being impossible, he sentenced hint to sixty days' imprisonment, which' was the limit under the Act of Par -1 !lament. Li•ri'Li? LIVES LOST, Very Plain in Some People. A great many people go on suffer- ing from annoying ailments for rt long thole before they can get their sten consent to give up the indul- gence from which their trouble+ arises. ground; the boy, who was small end A igentleman in Brooklyn describes thin, below, and the old gentlemen, his experience, ns follows: who was stout, on teas "1 bon sutisfsed some months 'The old gentleman found the boy ngu that 1 owed the pnlpitntinn of much softer that the soh• Talk woe,ld 1 hit heart, from which I suffered al - have been, but when he bad regained most dally, to lhu use of coffee, II his footing he looked with dignified hnd liven u coffee drinker for 80 reproof at his Into cushion.yenrs) but I found It very hard to "My bay," he sal', "it is c'yd•mt give up the beverage. 'Ilse annual report id the ilegistrar- 'tint one of us should apologise, sad "1 realised that I trust give tip, K (:ureral for Ontario shows that in as you seem to be out 1)f breaths 1 (ho harmful indulgence in codec blit;I felt the necessity for a hot table that province alone, out of every will say that I tun sorry this un - enc thousand children born one hum- seemly Incident occurred." drink, and as 14.11 is nut to my lik- eirtee ant' eleven die before they reach "You—;you're not half—half as tug, 1 was at a lass for awhile, what the a •e of elle year, and in et'cry sorry—as I ant," ,anted the boy. Just the Thing Thnt'e Wanted — A f, S 1 Y to ole' pt11 that acts 111.01) the stomach and tires into- of th • 1►ominior there is "(ire day i ran octose 11 very sett- yet is so cornpn led that certain nt• the snore appalling loss of ;met ions little and straightforward present n- greduents of it p their power to nl,1, lives mutant's,. Most of these lion of the claims of 1'(stunl Food act upon the intestinnl canals. „o ns to Admire! Arden Close has publicly elcar them u1 oscrotn, the retenttnn n1 d, nth' nre :hue to disore(rs of the. ('offeee, and was; so impr••swel there- whiel cannot but be hurtful, wnv 10ng ,.t,•rnurh or 1►owvls, ntiel tnort ul handed over to the secmtnr} of the by t hat I (sued tided 1u give it a loosed ler by the medical profession. it Church of Engined 1t'aifs' and trial. 11y ex ,0rience with it, w'ns Was fntind 111 1'armelee's Vegetable fills. tl t se little lives could be saved if 1 which are aha result of much ea turf mothers kept .41 ways nt hand a „sm.Stray»' society the titre deeds 01 unsatisfactory till 1 Iearne41 how It study, rad et n, nce:ntefitnlly pnpe..etr as pie remedy to }ire the little one ntproperty at Iiristol, to be used nn a ought to Ire prepared—by thorough a Ins,tutu not nn alternativeits one. 1l et first sign of trouble. Such it permanent home for waifs and bailing for not less then 15 or 20 strays. Phis he fins rr(!ent(tl in DIVORCE iN 131'ItMAi1. medicine is ilnhy's (Iwo Tablets,: 1 minutes. After I learned that lesson which cures constipation, diarrhoea,'menorry of iris wife. Mrs. Clew died there was no trouble. 1'ostum F 1 1�gvorce procedure in Burmah Is indigestion, ninrple fevers, teething some time since, and hidden away Coffee proved to be a most palate. simple. If n husband and wife de- 4.ouhlea, worms and other minor among her personal belongings was ble and satisfnet•)ry hot busernge, vi 1- that life together is nn impost. ailments, which, If not treated found a enrol -hex contnining nn un- and i have used it lever since. bi1Hy, she Koos out and buys two promptly become most serious. And sign('( and undated note in her harm- "The effect on my health hos been little enmity!' of equal siie, made e• the mother has a positive guarantee writ ing, giving all her Jewels, din- most snlutary. 1t lune roundel Ply pcciully fur the use of those unhnp. that these Tablets contain no pais- moods. furniture, and carriages to cured the heart palpitatinn from ally wedded. She brings the candles 0110118 opiat0 or harmful drug. They be sold for 1 lie benefit of t he waifs which i used to suffer so much, pnr- home and then she and her husband are equally g 1 for the new horn and strays. 'Tile admiral fulfilled the ticultily niter breakfast, and i never sit down upon the floor, placing the baby or the well grown (nos. 'Thou- tct•h by purchasing and aresc•nlinq hnt'o n return of it except. when I candle,' between them. 'Pile candles rands of mothers say Baby's Own the home, which is beautifully situ- Cline or hutch nway from home and ass lighted at. the some moment, and nhlets have saved the lives of their aced. em pelted to drink t he old kind on,. represents the husband, the of coffee because Tectum is not eery- othei the wife. The pair watchthe little oases You can get the Tablets' (11. I find that. Poslam Food Cottee burning tapers nnxiously. for "custom from any druggist or by moil at 25 cents n box by writing the Dr. Wil- The discussion over .lohnny's tail- cheers and invigorates while it pro- decrees that the owner of the one limas' Medicine Co.. Brockville, Owe Ings hnd ronehed the stege of ser -(lucre 00 harmful st u,nllat inn." which goes out first is at once to limas' eonnlities. "it's easy to see', mud- Name Sheen by ''°slum Co., 'tattle have the house. The second enndle tint," vocifernte•,I Mr ('hugwetter, ('reek. Mich. tnny hove only flickered out a mom - (U1'1'1'. I.IKELI', "+thick Riede of the house the boy 'There's it reason. eht inter, but its possessor renmains When 111,, siring at over. gets his temper from." "It is, .los- Ten dnys' trial proven an eye owner of the house avid all its con - Wind and chill mid all, hon." replied Mrs. ('hugw,tter; "and opener to many. tents, his or for Into partner going Then it ;teems quite Irkely it's likewise easy to see where he !tend the little honk "The Bond away with nothing but the clothe It will be nest full. gets his inability to control It." to Weflville a le every package. wort at the moment' PA11A1)OX, "'Tia certainly a paradox." Remarked old John O"Toole, "'Mutt all of these weak-minded fulka Are heatIstrong, as a rule." Wash greasy dishes, pots or pane with Lover's Dry Soup it powder. It will remove the grouse with the grea test case. WI?LL, Sl'1?A1' P1'! T.anultago was given to us Ilatt we aright say pleasant things to each other Alt, I)taeace In the ilud."-lt 1n diffi- cult to eradicate n disease otter it has bet: seated. therefore it to wine to take any ailment In Its Initial stages and I.y such remedies as are nuflinent, stop It in Iry course fold Is th,e corn- •st enniplant of roan. and When neglected leads to serious results. Pr. Thorne's' Kclectric 401 will cure the neterost cold or most violent cough. NEVER TOUCHED Hili. "Professor," queried the smart student, "is it possible to take the greater from the less?" "It is possible," answered the pro - lessor, "but it is somewhat diMealt to take the conceit front certain young 111011 of my acquaintance." ♦--a-•- You Don't Know Good Tea UNTIL YOU HAVE TRIED It's Fresh, Natural Fra ranoe pleases the most critical and will he a REVELATION to you. ONLY ONE BEST TEA --BLUE RIBBON'S IT Try ,tiho Rem& Lllta124s1- a The Bicycle is King THE CUSHION FRAME F.very person renll,us now that there 19 nu other vehicle sort cors - lenient in the country, town or city as the wheel. 'Flit. wheels we sell are the hest in the world. CLEVELAND MASSEY-HARRIS BRANTFORD WELLAND-VALE is the new feature. It has brought bicycling again into pillar razor --Makes Rough Roads Smooth, The Sills' Hygienic Handle Bar a companion invention to the Cushion Frame. Write for our new catalogues, and new picture cards. Mention this paper. p0- palR OF BSATE78 3'1M,D1E1. We desire to get in touch with every owner of a bicycle in Canada as wo wish to place before them all, the advantage of the improvements now to be found on the bicycles we handle. i"or this reason we want as many persons as possible to rend ill from their locality a good list of boon fide owners of bicycles who should be interested in the i,urel,ane of a new bicycle with the modern improvements. The lists wall ie received in regu- lar order and to the writer of each twenty -Orth letter in the order received, we will send free of charge cue Lair of uur improved Hockey "Cycle" Skates, manufactured by ue, sold regularly at $3.00 per pair. The lists must be clearly written nut with address and narao of iiutke of present bicycle and should be addressee) as follows: Department 11 Canada Cycle is ►fotur Co. Ltd., Toronto Junction, Canada. Lists must be recaived nob litter than May 24th. Canada Cycle and Motor Co., Limited, " Makers of the World's Best Bicycles," Canadian Headquarters for Automobiles, TORONTO "What did you discuss at your literary club this afternoon, dear?" asked the husband, in the evening. "Let me see," murmured his wife. "Oh, yes, I remember now•. Why, wo discussed that woman who recently moved into the house across the street, and Longfellow." Baby Russore. --Dr. Agnew'a Oint- ment soothes, quiets, and effects quick and effective cures In all skin eruptions common to baby during teething titre. 11. Is harmless to the hair in cases of Scold head and cures Eczema, Salt lthwui and nn kikio Diseases of older ucople. 85 tents. -55 COM 1'LETI NG THE QUO'T'ATION. .Johnny—Paw, what's the rest of that quotation beginning "'Truth is !nighty?" Father—Scarce, I reckon. C. C. IUCi1ARDS: es CO. Dene Sirs,—Your M1NARP'S LiNI- Mb:N'1' is our remedy for sore throat, colds and all ordinary ailments. It never fails to relieve and cure promptly. CIIAiILES WHOOTEN. Port Mulgrave. in a few years' time, when tho leases frill in, the South London properly of the Prince. of Wales) will l:ring•him in nearer $750,000 per an- num than the present 11500,000. His Royal Highness practically owns the riverside from Waterloo to Black- friars Bridges. FOR (Mat c-1X'CV YEAns. Mrs. wlnnl.ew•'s ti„ethltlg Syrup has been used by ,,11111"u: +ftf1 mothers ler their ehrldren while teet4ing. ll soothes the elute,, nutters Ib,• gone.. allays pain, cures N,ndcultc, regulates the sUirnach and lasers, and is the 1,c.t remedy for 'I Diarrhoea. 'n,•nty"On ve cents bottle. Hold by diugglst" 'b oughuut the world. lin sura and ask for "Mrs. WItslow'a Soothing Syrup." 22-04 '1 cnehcr—"Jn Chinn criminals aro frequently scntenecd to be kept awake until insonity and death re- sults. Now, how do you suppose they keep them from frilling asleep?" Little (:iri (eldest of a s 11 Gamily) —"Perhaps, teacher, they give 'cin a baby to take care of." - era's a izm Cures Garjii ie Co13 SKYS('ItA1'ER 110S!'ITA LS. llospitnls should, a reformsu gests, to built on time skyscraerperg- principal. The essential light and air nre obviously more easily secured at high !cycle, and the wards; would g progresshely i11 quiet ns the storeys ascended. When the fifteenth or twentieth floor was I en(ht•(1, there would he suitable opportunity for a loggia fur open-air treatment, T N U DinnerSets Free FOR OABH TRADE. BENEFITS THE MERCHANTS BENEFITS THE CUSTOMER A Merchant le your neighborhood 0 elfowler his appreciation of Lash trade 1..J ggi1rtETA. absolutely free, these DINNY.It B 11 you do not know 1511 Mer haat, write ui and we will not only Mu you who he is, twit forward you a bandeaus' souvenir 1st Et: 'The srltlehCanadian Greeter, OA, Ltd. TORONTO, CANADA 1 Stump and Tree Pullers Nett.anebortns and Stump. anchored, te,unethlag new. Yeti an ordinary atuwp 101)4 atnstet. 1 to S acres at a tet fink. Different Omen to sail .0 kinds of clearings. For illustrated catalog f akireea Powerful, Handy, Low Prised. Mllne Mfg.Oe. sl1Nlstb °t., Monmouth,111. Stranger—"You are the only gen- tleman lit the route." thirst—'tilt what tiny, sir?" Stranger—"When I sidles) its tlw dunce, and went sprawling on the Hoer, tearing my fair partner's dress, you were the only one in the rudnt who did nes(. slaugh." (.ueist—"'flue lady Is illy 'alfo and 1 paid for the dry -s'" ltinard's Liniment Cures Colds, tzo .fudge`"it setmla to tar 1'se seen you before." Prisoner—"You have, my lord. 1 used to gist. your d8li !)ter singing lessons." Judge— "Tut•nty years.” One Short Puff: Cloaca the Head.— ilue. your head arl.e? here tee enuaa shit tour eyes? 1, the breath often - she 'These are certain symptoms of Catarrh. Pr. Agnew's C'ntarrleal Pow. der will cure t stubborn canes In a marvellously short time. If you've hnd Catarrh a week it's n sure cure. If It e of fifty years' standing it's just as .1- 101:1)10 50 coils. -57 "Whet is the secret of your Ruc- ceaa?" asked the very y g ratan. "In buying." Raid the old horse. (haler. "I look sharp, and in selling I look as simple and ignorant ns rail" A Cure for Fever and Ague.—Parme- ,re's Vegetable fills are compounded for use in nny climate and they will ito found to preserve their powers In any latitude. in fever and ague they act upon the secretions and neutralize the poison which has found tae way into the blood. They curreet the imlutrities which and entrance into the syrtem through drintone water or food, and If used as a preventive fevers are avoided. "I don't knew a more lmhai'py marring(' than the .lermcs'. You see each thought the other hnd money, and neither of them hail." "Well, there should be at least one bond of sympathy between them." "Whnt is that7" "That they are companions in misfortune." Minard's Liniment Cares Diphtheria Fight ing n nay to the is fry shment. roons 19 one of 1 he joys of t ra telling, _ — showing ngnin that none but the ISSUE NO. 10-05 grata deserve the fare. 4 / 1 e 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 t 4 4 4 / 4 4 4 4 4 e 4 4 4 4 4 ( e 4 (