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Exeter Advocate, 1905-03-02, Page 7PAINFUL RHEUMATISM. How it is Caused by Bad Blood, and Why Cured by Dr. Willi- ams' Pink Pills. Not many years ago doctors thought rheumatism was only a lo- cal pain caused by cold or wet 111 ageing joints and muscles. Now they know that rheunluttsm is caused by the blood becoming tainted with uric acid from disordered liver and kid- neys. This acid eats into the vital organs. It destroys their vital `.y, contracts the muscles, stiffens the joints and irritates the nerves. Then cold and wet make every bone groan with aching rheumatism. You blame the weather, but the real cause is acid in the blood. 'I'he stillness spreads and the pains grow worse each year until you are a helpless cripple, tortured day and night. Per- haps the disease may spread to the heart—and that means sudden death. You must not neglect rheuitatisin - but you can't cure it with liniments, plasters or hot cloths. They cannot possibly touch the blood. The only sure scientific curd is Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, because they actually make new blood. They sweep out the painful acid, loosen the joints, and muscles, brace up the nerves, and strengthen the liver and kidneys for their work in casting out impurities. This is proved by the thousands of suffering rhewnatics who have been made well and strong by Dr. Wil- liams' Pink Pills. Mr. T. II. Smith, of Caledonia, Ont., is one of these many witnesses. He says: "For a number of years 1 was badly troubled with rheumatism, and was so crip- pled up I could scarcely do any work. I tried a number of medi- cines, but they did not help me. I saw Dr. Williams' Pink Fills adver- tised as a cure for ihearnatism and. decided to try them. Before the third box was gone I found myself much better. I continued to use the pills throughout the winter and they have completely cured me. I got so I could work on the coldest day without a coat and not feel a twinge of the trouble. I think every rheumatic sufferer should promptly take I)r. Williams' Pink Pills." Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cure men and wotycn who aro crippled with lumbago. rheumatistn, sciatica. para- lysis and even locomotor ataxia, be- cause they actually make new, rich red blood. This new blood sweeps the painful. poisonous impurities out of the system and puts the whole body into a healthy state. Nothing but good rich blood can do that,— and nothing can give you healing blood except Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. If the blood Is bad the nerves are bad, for tho nerves feed on the blood. That is the cause of sleeplessness, nervousness, hysteria, St. Vitus dance, neuralgia, and lose of vitality in men and woinon. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills faithfully used curd these diseases and other blood disorders such as anaemia, bilious- ness, indigestion, heart troubles, backache, kidney trouble and de- cline. Itut you must get the genu- ine pills. The "something else just as good" medicine which some deal- ers try to persuade their customers to take never cured anything nor anyone. See that the full name, "Dr. Williams' Pink I'ills for Pale People," is on the wrapper around every box. If in doubt write direct to the 1)r. Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, (int., and the pills will be tailed at' 50 cants a box or six boxes for $2.50. THEY BRIBE DOCTORS.. • How Many Russian Officers Escape Service at Front. At the beginning of the canlpaign two commissioners were appointed to examine officers and soldiers after their cure and to report as to their fitness for further service, writes e London Tinges' war correspondent.. One of the conunisylons resided in Rharbin and the other in Chita. They were composed partly of mili- tary surgeons and partly of officers and had very hard work all the time. The number of re serviets who were refused was about twice as large as that of the younger soldi- ers. lint a thing which struck me very much when 1 came to I:now some of the re5nhIts of the coutnlis- sion's proceedings was tint the t.cr- centage of officers refused was nearly twice that of the soldiers. As 1 never lived long In Kharbin err in Chita. i never hail an explanation of this fart until on niy way hack to Europe. I then islet a lady who had accompanied her husllairil, a reserv- ist officer going to the war. i,•1 to Irkntusk. We travelled In :he sante trnln and 1 noted that she did not look particularly affected Iy :he Separation. "When do you hope to see your husband?" I asked her once. "1 hope to see him very soon " "flaw is that'" Yoe know that the war will not end for the present." "Oh, yes, 1 know that, but my husband will be buck very soon." As i pressor! her to let Inc know how this would be managed, she aeswered: "t's'ell, after all. I'll frit you, for it Is no secret. 1% ery officer knows 11, and it only de- pends upon his peeiintary means to avail himself of it or not. "It is enough to pay 300 or 400 !roubles to the head doctor of the 'medical conunission in Kharbin In order to be rejected. You are then allowed to remain at home ono year. after which another couuuission In Russia exanunes you, and there you have to pay another sutra as large as the former, and then you are free, quite fries" I expressed sorne doubts as to the correctness of these state- Memts, as it seemed to mo impos- slble that ollteers could resort to these means in order to avoid mili- tary service, tut the Indy was posi- tive, and cited several names. "Of our acxivaintances," she said, "there are three who have thus 91teCoodfaf in being sent home, and one of them advised my husband to do the sante, and he named the doctor arni the suns to pay." "Well," I answered. "you must do rale one favor; when your husband comes house, will you let me know?" Tho lady promised to do so, and a fortnight ago 1 re- ceived the following note: "My hus- band has just returned: he has been rejected on account of disease." That gentleman had been exactly two months In Manchuria, just in time to get the disease, pass through the commission and return speedily hone, proudly thinking that he had done his duty to his country. I afterwards learned in Russia that the practice is not a new one, for during the Turkish war of 1877 a doctor who was penniless when he started for the war was worth at the end of it about $50,000. Froin the number of officers rejected. and from what I have heard, I think that the doctor now in Manchuria, to whom the lady alluded. promises to beat the record of his confers. A SMILE IN EVERY DOSE. If your little ones are cross, peev- ish and fretful, give thein Baby's Own Tablets, and they will soon be cheerful, smiling and happy. Worried mothers who use this medicine will find there's a smile in every dose. Mrs. N. Nathieu, Nosbonsing, Ont., says: "Before I began using Baby's Own Table r little one was al- ways sickly an day and night. But the Tablets have regulated Ms stomach and bowels, given him strength, and he is now good-natur- ed and growing finely." Mothers need not be afraid to use this medicine— it is guaranteed to contain no opiate or harmful drug. and may he given with perfect safety to a new born babe. Sold by all medicine dealers or sent. post paid at 25 cents a box by writing The Dr. Williams' Medi- cine Co., Brockville, Ont. BEEF TEA. This story was told by an old phy- sician who had practised for nearly fifty years in a small country town. One day he was sununoned to a farmhouse. where he found a woman in a high fever and evidently ex- ceedingiy ill. Ife said to her hus- band, who was the catty other person in tho house: "Your wife is very sick and must have nothing to eat except milk and beef tea, hut I want t-ou to give her a cup of one or the other every two hours." When he camp the next morning and asked about his patio ent, her husband said: "'That beef tea don't agree with her noctor. It certainly don't. She began to feel bad 89 soon as sho took it." "That's odd," said the doctor. "You didn't give her any little bits of the [neat in it, did you?" "No sir, I strained it first on ac- count of the grounds." "Grounds!" roared the doctor. "What did you slake that beef tea out of?" "Corn beef and the best green tea. I boiled 'ern together all yesterday afternoon to get the strength out. But it don't agree with her, doctor. It certainly don't." .m.----♦ SPASMODIC ENTHUSIASM. Some people spend a large part of their lives beginning things and then dropping theta. They squander their energy and waste their efforts in rushing from ono thing to an- other, without ever accomplishing anything. They have the faculty of beginning things, but do not seem to have the inclination or the abil- ity to finish them. They aro the victims of spasmodic enthusiasm. A new plan is suggested, or a new idea strikes thetas, and they aro all Vigor and enthusiasm when they first begin to put it In action, but very soon their interest cools. their ardour dies out, and the thing. what- ever it is. is left unfinished. Such people gire you the impres- sion of being sufocatal by the rub- bish about them. Everything is lying around in an uncompleted con- dition, begging to be finished. half - written letters and manuscripts. half -executed plans. Work of all sorts in various stages of develop- ment. nett all In a state of utter confusion. Clear out the rnhhl.h, get out of the rut, and you'll progress. ---a--- FISHING --+--- i•'IS111N(I BY 'Ti'.L1:I'IHONi•:. A strange Way of discovering the whereabouts of fish has been discov- ered by a Norwegian. A micro- phone, which is an Instrument that will catch and (transmit the least bit of sound, ie lowered Into the water from n fishing -bout, and a wire from it leads to a telephone aboard the boat. as the herring, c•odtish, and mackerel schools number thousands and tens of thousands of fish, their passage through the water naturally menet n rushing sound, which can be heard by the lishenuen at the telephone. end thus they rare enabled to lower their nets at the right time nmd in the right place. "Poor mother-in-law never pave you a long visit," said one man to another; "how is thnt?' "She did once, but i got my mother to come ..n a %lett nt the came time." YOUNG AGAIN AT SEVENTY-TWO HOW CALIXTE RICHARD, J. P., FEELS AFTER USING DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. They Make the Kidneys Strain out of the Blood all the Seeds of the Diseases That Trouble Old Folks. Acadia Siding, Kent Co., N. 11., Feby. 20—(Special.)—After suffering fur forty years from Kidney Trouble, Calixte Richard, the well-known Jus- tice of the fence here, is fully re- covered, and he says that Dodd's Kidney Pills cured hint. "Yes," says Mr. itichard, "1 had Kidney Trouble over forty years, with the result that I was n worn out man ut. seventy-two. 'Then I started taking Dodd's Kidney fills, and the result is that the pain is gone front my back, and 1 ani able to work again." Dodd's Kidney Pills make the old feel young again. They make tho Kidneys sound, and sound Kidneys strain out of the blood the seeds of the diseases to which the old aro subject, such as Backache, Ithcuma- tism, Urinary and Bladder 'Troubles, etc. -T- WHAT THE WORLD DRINKS. Europe Leads in Consumption of Beer, Spirits and Wine. An official British return is pub- lished of the quantity of alcoholic beverages consumed by various na- tions in the year 1903. The Bavari- ans were the greatest beer drinkers, averaging 51 gallons a year each, but of the nations. Belgium came first with an averugo consumption of 47.7 gallons. The United Kingdom average 20.7 gallons, and America was sixth on the list with an average consump- tion of 15 gallons. In regard to the consuntptlon of wino, Franco leads, with 30.2 gal- lons. America is last on the list, with 0.4. in spirits Denmark karts, with 3 gallons. The United King- dom consumed .99 gallons per head. Tho consumption in the United I States is not given. but it is stated to have been greater than in the United Kingdom. In regard to the revenue derived from alcoholic beverages, the United Kingdom has the highest proportion, 82 per cent. The United Stntos comes next, with 20 per cent. Sev- eral other countries have 19 and 18 per cent., and the average Is 81 per cent. LYING. * There are a thousand ways of ly- Ing, but all lend to the same end. It does not natter whether you wear lies, tell lies, act lies, or live lies, your character is ruined all the sante. There is 110 more demoraliz ing influence in modern life than the unnatural straining to seem other than we are. Nothing so quickly lowers self-respect, takes the fine edge off honor, and blunts the con- science, as the sense of being a sham, a gilded fraud, or an unreal- ity. It cheapens standnrcis, lowers ideals, saps ambition, and takes the spring and joy out of living. No than can snake the most and best of himself until he is absiolutely honest with his own soul, and unfalteringly true to his highest ideals, and this is impossible while ho is living a lie. "Is the house you now live in your own?" "Noj. now." "You have sold it?" "No; got married." READS THE BOOK. "The Road to Wellville" Pointed the Way. Down nt slut Springs, Ark., tho visitors have all sorts of complaints, but it is n subject of remark that the great majority of them have some trouble with stomach and bowels. This mae be partly attri- buted to the heavy n:o°i,' incs. Naturally, under the e..z.s'itions, the question of food is tery promin- ent. A young man states that he had suffered for nine years from stomach and bowel trouble, had two opera- tions which did not cure, and was at lost threatened with appendicitis. Ile went to Piot Springs for iheu-' malls -in and his stomach trouble got worse. One day at breakfast the waiter. knowing his condition, sug- gested lie try Grape -Note and cre'nIn, which he (lid, 0nd found the food agreed with hint perfectly. After the second day he began to sleep penecfully at night, different than lie had for years. The perfect digestion of the food quieted his nervous system and made sleep pos- sible. ile says: "The nextmorning i Was astonished to find mw condition of constipation had disappeared. I could not believe it true after suffer- ing for so many years; then i took more Interest in the food, rend the little book, "'Tho ltoa(1 to «'ell- ville," and started following the simple directions. "I have titet with such tesnits that in the last five weeks 1 have gained eight pounds in spite of hot bnths which take away the flesh from anyone. "A friend of mine has been entire- ly curers of it had case of Indigestion and sto►nn• h trouble by using Grapes - Nuts Fond end creatn alone for breakfast. "'There Is one thing In particular —1 have noticed a great change in my mental condition. Formerly I could hardly remember nnytbine, and now the mind seems unusually acute and retentive. i can memor- ize practically anything 1 dewire." Nntnc given by Post 11111 ('o . Battle ''reel,. Slily More than half the battle in cleaning greasy dishes is in the soap you use. If it's Sunlight Soap it's the best, 68 CLERGY POORLY PAID. Ministers of the English Church Ate Hard Worked. The rank and file of the clergy of the Established Church are the hard- est worked and poorest paid set of men in the kingdom says a writer in Ifarper's Weekly. I dnibt whether there is anywhr•.e In the world a wealthier ora more generous laity than the Church of England laity. It subscribes willingly that over- whelmingly to everything that is churchy, to schools, mission halls, church benevolent societies, all forms of clerical philanthropic work and of parochial endeavor. Tho statistics for a record year showed that the sums subscribed by churchmen amounted to $26,990,- 000, or, if we include the donations and subscriptions to home anu for- eign missions, to $38,200,000. That is truly magnificent. It is equal to over $0 from every household in the kingdom it exceedn the sums raised by tithes plus the total income that accrues from all the Church proper- ty in the country. But very little of it finds its way to the clergy them- selves. The total income of the 14,- 000 incumbents is only $17,400,000, or rather less than an average of 51,250 a year apiece. I need hardly say that there are thousands of clergy wno fall aniserab:y below this! average. Fifteen hundred livings are worth less than 5500 a year and 4,700 1iv-! ings aro worth less than 51,000 a year. In the year of Queen Victor -1 la's Dlanlond Jubilee a fund was in- I stained to raise the income of the! poorest livings to $1,000. To (10 that it is said that something like $2,000,000 per annum is required. The actual amount subscribed is somewhere between $50,000 and $75-1 000 n year. Such figures tell a de- plorable tale, nll the more deplor- able beca'ise it is unnecessary. Eagles sometimes rise to the height of 6,000 feet, and larks, crows, storks, and buzzards often rise up 2,000 feet. But the average bird seldom goes 1,000 feet above the earth. • The Most Popular Pill.—'rhe pill is the most popular of all forms of medi- cine. and of pill* the most popular are Parnleleo's Vegetable Pills, because they do what it is asserted they can do, and are not put forward on any ficti- tious claims to excenemce. They aro compact and portable. they are easily taken, they do not nauseate nor grip, and they give retie' in the most stub- born cases. Mrs. Jones—"And have you any references?" Applicant—"No, inunt; Oi tored 'en) up!" Mfrs. .Jones lin surprise)'—"Tore them up. How foolish!" Applicant—"Yez wedn't think so, mune, if yez had seen 'can." Minard's liniment for site everysrher e "Gentlemen. you wouldn't take me to be a iiwnther of a millionaire's family, would you?" inquired tho young man. "Frankly. we should not." "Neither would the milliom- nire; I asked him last night." Much distress and sickness In children Is causer) by worms. Mother (:raves' Worm Exterminator gives relief by re - reeving the cause. (live it a trial and be convinced. lfusl,nnd--"Do you know that every time n woman gets nnery she adds a new wrinkle to her face?" Wife —"No: 1 did not. lint if it is so, 1 presume it is a wise provision of Nature to let the world know what sort of a husband a woman has!" Signals of Danger.—lime you lost your appetite? (lave you a coated tongue? (lave you any unpleasant taste in tl:e mouth? Does your head oche and have you diz,lness? 1f so, your atomnrh is out of order and you need hnc(licine., But you do not hike medicine Ile that prefers sickness to medicine most suffer, but under the elr- curn,tances the wire man would procure a box .if I'orm,elee's vegetable Pills and speedily get himself In henith, and state to keep so`— Although wearing swords has en- tirely ceased for twenty years in .Japan. the old system and reverence for the weapon and its use still ex- ists among the gentlemen of the country. and many of the nobility have at their hon -es regular estab- lishments where fencing is practised. .....osr.wYISssM s`a.e.{l DR. A. W. CHASE'S 25 CATARRH CbRE a e• u* M seat direct t• IM MesuM pug by tb• Improved blew*. Heels die ulcers, mean the W paaseps, stops droppings lis del dimes es/ pr.asastly curse Caiardi es/ Hey Fever. Mosta fr.•. An dealers. of De. A. W. floss lledleto• Co.. Teruel• sal Bahasa Customer --"So you sell these watches at five dollars each'? It 11mt81 corer that to make them." Jeweller— "it docs?" ('ustotner•—"Then how do you slake any money?" .lewel- ler—" itepairing t hetn." Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, etc' ltc'rtie—"Do you like the engage- ment ring, dearest?" Gnrtie--"Yes, it is s1•lendi.Htnd so different from whet the others have given me!" Kash greasy dishes, pots or pane with Le;er's Dry Soup a powder. It will remove the gr lase with tho greatest 0.'' aetti . 4,17, 411 ~4/ led:/ ••-feh ite41 4AXIstelier% 1407t14.1 441-4 47AAalif 1;1/ 144e, gfien,e 1€4 WARNING. TO ALL WHOM IT MAY CONCERN : We are the sole owners and licensees of all patents and rights on The World Famous TUBULAR CREAM SEPARATOR In violation of our Canadian Patents, an Iniitating cream separator called the "Uneeda" has in some localities been of- fered for sale and baits at law aro now pending against the manufacturers thereof. Under the law a USER of these In- fringing machines is also liable for nil damages resulting to the patentee through his use thereof. We hereby inform you that in buying or using one of these so-called "UNEEDA" separa- tors you not only get a very inferior Fepnrator, incapable of giving you such results as you should have, but you buy a law suit with all Its expensive attendants, and with every likelihood of losing the machine you have bought, and a verdict of heavy damages against you. That you may be fully Informed on the subject before becoming involved write to P. M. Sharples, West Chester, Pa., U.S.A. Inquiries may also be made from our solicitors. Masten, Starr & Spence, Toronto, Can. ,1N "AULD um''." Scotch humor burns low in the church, but it is never wholly ex- tinguished, "Wcol, friends," said the minister to his congregation, "the kirk is urgently in need of hiller, and as we have failed to get money honestly, ryo will have to see what a bazaar will do for us." Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dandruff, A new substance has been invented by ari Englishman which, it is said, has the power of resisting X-rays, and will prevent that terrible dis- ease dermatitis. FOit OVER sirry YEARS. Mrs. Winsdow's Soothing syrup has been used by millions of mothers for their children while teething. R. soothes the child. soften* the gurus. allays pain, cures windeolie, regulates the stomach Rad trowels. and is the hest remedy for Diarrhoea. 'Twenty -fico cents a bottle. Sold by druggists throughout the world. Be sura and ask for "Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup." 22-04 She— 'You told rale before we were married that you were well off." Ile —"I was, but I didn't know it!" 11 you are n sufferer from colds get a bottle of Pickle's Anti -Consumptive syrup Iure1 test its qualities. It wilt be found that no praise bestowed on It is too high. 1t does all that e claimed for it, and does it thorougKhly. 1)o not take any substitute for Ilickle's Myhu , because it is she best, having steuud the test of years. All the best dealers sell it. Nextsummer spider -web straw hats will be on sale. Macre In Swit- zerland, and sailor -shaped, they are so manufactured that they cannot bo injurer) by rain. In fact, when they get. [vet the straw swells, and the hat is even bettor than before. a -- MESSRS. M1 SSiRS. C. C. RICHHARRDS & CO. Some time ago 1 had a bud at- tack of Qt:inzy tthich laid Inc up for two wee s and cost a lot of rnoney. Finding the lump again forming in my throat, 1 bathed freely %tith MIN.t,RI)'S LINIMENT, and satur- ating a cloth with the liniment left nting a cloth with the liniment left it on all night. Nett morning the smelling was gone end 1 attribute the warding °IT of an nttack of (luinzy to the free 118e of MiNAIID'S LINiMENT. G. F. WOItDEN, St. John. iHONOI1S EASY. People who were present smiled at the little passage of 81188 which took place between two young ladies at a luncheon recently. One of theta. a bride. shaking hands in her charac- teristically cordial way, said to the other:— "I'm no glad to meet you! You have afTorticrl fine so very much amurletn.mt just Intely." "Amusement?" said the other. "Oh, yes," went on the bride. "I've been through my husband's desk, and I've read all his love- lettets. I fourth several very af- fectionate letters from you, and I enjoyed reading thein really ever so mut h." "I'm so islet! you enjoyed them," purred the other. "Ilut do come and ccs me very soon. Here is my card. I have the answers to all those letters, and you [night like to rend them as well. Mfr. X.'s letters are so meth more affectionate than those. i wrote to hien. 1 know you'll enjoy rending theta ever so much more than you did mine." �(ANI'l'OilA IMPROVED 1 AltM avi lands for sale, all located In the anions Wawaticsu district. The Souris Valley is the garden of Manitoba and the Wawancsa District is the Garden of the Souris Valley. These farms are for sale at reasonable prices and on good terms, all located near markets, schools and churches. Write for lists and fur- ther particulars to the Souris Valley Land Company, Wawanesa, Manitoba. DinnerSets Free FCR CASH TRADE. B ENEFITS THE MERCHANTS B ENEFITS THE CUSTOMER A Merchant In your neighborhood la showing his at9-ariation ef cask trade ny ri.ina absolutely free, Rasa* DINNVII rtes. 11 ('0 do rot know this Men -hent, write u' sod we will m t air tell you who he is, bi,t lurwa•d you • b,nd,ome souream Ira!: The sleuth Canarlan Crockery C•., LM. TORONTO, CANAI'A. Cook--' Ilore's some eels, utum, that the bye has just brought. Event shall I do wid 'cm to kill 'em?" Mistress (utterly unpractical)—"Oh, the poor things! Why, they must be alive! 'l'oll '1'houhns to gut a bucket of water and drown them. I've heard thnt drowning causes less aufTering than any other way of kill- ing.'. Minard's liniment Relieves Neuralgia One of the latest. ideas to ho pro- pounded, and which will be brought forward at a future international postal congress, is a auggcs(lon for an International stamp. A Wide Sphere of tJsefulness.—The consumption of Dr. Thomas' Ecleetric 07) has grown to great proportions. Notwithstanding the fact that It has ROW been on the market for over thir- ty-one years, its prosperity is as great as over, and the demand for It In that period has very greatly increased. It a beneficial In all Countries, and wher- ever introduced fresh eupplioa ars con- stantly asked for. Tho number of timber sleepers on the railways of the world is calcu- lated to be about 1,49.1,000,00U, ltolloway's Corn Cure destroys all kinds of corns and warts, root and branch. Who. then would endure them Willi such a cheap and effectual remedy within reach? Of the 4()7 sittings bunks in .ia- pan, only one Is foreign. Of the 1,709 ordinary bon:is, only four are foreign. r.,., Mast people think too lightly of a cough. It Is n toriot's:natter and needs prompt attention. Tako Shiloh's Consumption CureThe icLung Ton when the ,Srst si n of n *nigh sl- eek' .1'cold appears. It will (ere yea easily and ,i'lickly then --later it will he hare',cr t-, r ::re. ' Prfees, 25c., Rah., and $1.00. :II T N IT - - - ISSUE 110. 7—Ob,