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FADS AND FANCIES.
All sorts of black flowers are ap-
peariug in millinery.
Wings trim tnuny of the Solan
hats for wear with tailor wades.
Dainty pink parasols are embroi-
dered witn tlowers of lavender.
Medieval frocks apparently aro
leading back to the draped skirt.
Newest coat collars are large,
round affairs of Irish and Cluny
lace.
The pannier dress is coining back,
to the dismay of the short woman.
Ostrich feathers hold their own,
but must of those now seen are curl-
ed.
Light, old rose tints aro genuine-
ly girlish colors ter milinery pur-
poses.
Tho veiling of ono color over an-
other is one of the fashions of the
moment.
Satin crepes, on account of their
light weight, aro the preferred hat
facing.
Gowns worn everywhere show a
great deal of embroidery, done with
the coarsest threads.
Soutacho has lost nono of its fav-
or, and is now often employed with
floss for decorating gowns.
Hosiery colors this season are
black, white, tan, blue, wisteria,
taupe, bronze, and American
beauty.
Lace coats are noticeable for taf-
feta silk trimming, heavily soutach-
ed in the same color as the lace.
A new pongee ribbon in dashy de-
signs is intended not so mutt► for
hat decoration as for women's neck-
ties.
A smart new slipper has vamps
of colored leather, while the rest. of
tho slipper and the heel are of white
kid.
Fancy white ajbots, inset with
white lace, are pretty for the elder-
ly woman to don with a dark lawn
dress.
Many eyelet embroidered ha-
tistes, sheer linens, and other trans-
parent materials are seen over
white, black, or a color.
Manufacturers aro binding and
slashing nearly all fine coats for
next winter with tur.
Some of rho straight scarfs are
made so deep that they are almost
shawls, and the shaped ones aro
made with the same idea.
Earliest advices as to fall hats aro
that they will bo large with trim-
mings of !lege aigrettes and enorm-
ous flowers.
Artificial flowers aro worn to
acme extent in the hair. Tho new-
est for this purpose are made of
gauze and spangled with silver.
Sheer sleeves are mostly mado
with bands of the same material. It
atrengthons the sleeve, and they aro
less liable to pull out.
Entire gowns aro now being mado
of sheer marabout, which first ap-
peared as waists. They aro pretti-
est trimmed with Irish lace.
The dress panel, which has been
,somewhat plain, is now cut, slash-
ed, divided. and made into numer-
ous pretty effects below the waist
line.
Sequins and beads are .as fash-
ionable in Paris as they ever were
ter evening wear, both for entire
gowns and for those additions to
the bodice which snake "such a good
effect as supplementary to a plain-
ly mado, well fitting bodice.
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SWALLOWS AND FLIES.
Whitt One Swallow May Not Do,
and What a Single Fly Can.
"One swallow may not make a
summer but " said !Ir. Kwillkum-
by. "I think we must all agree that
one fly may make a winter, or at
least a season of great discontent
Itor us, and this at a time when na-
urally winter would be furthest
front our thoughts; the single fly I
refer to bein , the ono that comes
around and bother3 us when we
want to sleep on sunnier morn-
ings.
orn-
in s.
'We wake, say, at 5 o'clock and
sen the light of the sun already
%rightly ►narked around the bord-
ers of the window shades. We look
at our watch and see that it is only
5 o'clock, while thanks to our good
fortune we are privileged to sleep
till 7. too then we stretch out in
comfort. and in the peaceful still-
ness, adjusting our head in such a
position that those light streaks
don't strike our oyes; and then
with pleasurable thoughts of the
two hours moro of sleep to comp
a e doze off ---"about three-quarters
off. And then --
"Then one, single, loud voiced,
molasses footed. viciously attack-
ing, persistently sticking, fiercely
buzcing fly that on such mornings
is always sure to harry us comes
in ; and at its coaling all our hap-
es- dl cams and anticipations of that
lovely added sleep fade away.
"I am willing to c'•,needc that,
ono sn allow• may not make a sum-
mer 1 think that you will coneede
that one fly can make it t•ery hot
for us."
A little success is apt t•• make a
small moa ditty.
A WEAK STOMACH
BRINGS MISERY
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills Restore
Despondent Sufferers to
Health,
1 NEW NAME FOR 01.D DISEASE.
Indian Natives are Afflicted N'ith
"the I.urgie s."
The government of India by the
English may bo an mistime! good
to the native, but he docs not al-
eays see it iu that mellow light. A
s;'steui of forced tabor would not
be needed among an industrious
people who were ambitious to bet-
ter their condition. The love of
nu,ncy is usually incentive enough
to keep tho supply of labor pretty
close up to the demand. This, how-
ever, does not happen to be the
case in India. 'There the govern-
ment has til draft men into the
very common service of bearing
burdens much in the way that they
might ho made to bear arms. In
his account of "A Holiday in the
Happy Valley," Maj. T. It. Swin-
burne explains tho working of this
system.
It takes some little time for the
Western mind to grasp the fact that
the Kashmiri cannot and must not
he treated on the "man -and -bro-
ther" principle. He is by nature
a slave, and his brain is in many
respects the undeveloped brain of
a child. In certain. ways, however,
his outward childishness conceals
the subtlety of "the heathen Chi-
non." He has in no degree come
Nothing is so distressing as a
weak stomach—the victims of this
trouble suffer from indigestion,
biliousness, dizziness and frequent
headaches. No food agrees with
them—meal time is a time of mis-
ery ; not a time of pleasure. He -
lief from this suffering can be found
through tho use of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills—they never fail to make
the weak stomach strong ; to ban-
ish the distressing headaches; bil-
iousness and dizziness. Mrs. C. S.
Stoeves, of Hillsboro, N. B., is one
of the many who havo been cured
through the use of these pills. She
says :—"I suffered very much from
stomach trouble and would Often
leave the table without tasting
food. 1 got no relief worth speak-
ing of till I began the use of 1)r.
Williams' Pink Pills. They gra-
dually restored my health and
strength and now I am as well as
ever I was. I would earnestly re-
commend thein to all those who to comprehend the dignity of labor
stiffer as I did." I any more than a tramp compro-
It is the blood—bad blood—that hends it., but fortunately his guard -
is the cause of nine -tenths of the inns, while granting certain advent -
ailments from which both nton and ages in his tenure of land and pay -
women suffer. The blood is the mont of rent, have bound him, in
life-giving fluid of the body. When return, to work for a fair payment
when required to do so by his gov
eminent as exercised by tho local
Tchesildhar.
Tho demand mado upon a vil-
lage for coolies is not, therefore,
an arbitrary and high-handed ays-
t ho blood is bad it is bound to poi-
son some part of the human sys-
tem and thus it is that rheuulatism,
kidney trouble, indigestion, head-
aches and backaches and a host of
other troubles make their appear-
ance. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills tem of bullying, but simply a call
cure all these troubles --and they upon the villages to fulfill their ob-
cure them thoroughly --simply be- ligation toward the state by doing
a fair day's work for a fair day's
pay of from four to six unnas.
It corresponds to the taxes which
persons in all civilized countries
pay. Since the natives have little
or no money, they are permitted
to pay in labor.
Tho coolie. drawn from his village
reluctant, like a periwinkle front its
shell, is never a good starter. When
Lo finds himself at the end of a tow-
rope or bowed beneath half a hun-
dredweight of the sahib's trinkets,
with a three -thousand -foot pass to
attain in front of him, ho is apt to
burst into "tears—idle tears"—or
to be overcome by that fell disease
--"the lurgies."
Lest my reader should not, bo ac-
quainted with this illness, at least
under that name, here is the diag-
ing better than study, and was as nosis of the hurries as given by a
full of fun as his chosen companion, very ordinary seaman to the ahi1,'s
Count Keyserling, was deficient in doctor:
it; and on this difference in tem -I "Well, sir, I eats well and 1
perament hangs a tale. sleeps well; but when I've got a
One day the shy and reserved job of work to do—Lor' bless you,
Keyserling came to Bismarck in. sir, I breaks out all over in a treln-
great agitation. blo, sir I"
"What is tho matter 1" demand-
ed Bismarck. -
"My mother writes that an aunt
and two cousins aro coming for a
week to Berlin, and as they aro very
young and inexperienced, I must
go about everywhere with them,
offering them all sorts of amuse-
ments. It is most annoying,"
groaned Keyserling, "as I havo to
pieparo myself for examinations
and have no time for protty coun-
try cousins!"
Bismarck saw his chance, and im-
mediately inquired:
"Have you ever seen these young
girls 1 Have they ever seen you 1"
"Never in my life."
"Capital. Nothing could bo bet-
ter. Let mo bo Count Keyserling
f.,r the time being, and you become
simple Bismarck. You stay at to telling you with accuracy what
home, and I shall become a first- the weather is going to bo for a
class cicerone during all the time day or two ahead, however things
of their visit." may look at the moment, and of
Keyserling eagerly accepted the such wise ,nen I am one, and I date
proposition. When the young say that on some occasion, in my
human vanity I have let this fact
be known, with the result that
among my friends as a weather pre-
phet I have achieved fame, and I
have to pay the penalty.
"1 ant deeply engrossed in buti•
Hess in my office and I hear the
telephone hell ring and I sae to
myself : 'Bet that's Jones, going to
close the order ho was talking
about yesterday.' But when I ta'c,
down the receiver it isn't Jone' 1
hear, but my friend Gwilks, and
what ile says is:
"Itliffy, old boy, what, do you
think the weather is going to be
to-inorrow i Wife and 1 were think-
ing of taking a little run in the
country, but we don't want to go
unless the weather is going to be
right.'
"Aril I telt him and he haegs un.
"Next morning, when I ii -ar the
telephone I think it's Slimby sure,
calling n.o up to say that he'll have
that cheek around before 3 o'clock
nitheut fail. but it's my old friend
(forks wanting to know for 1•'1 in
formation and be;refit something
shout the weather, and I t'll him,
I'm glad to, and it's all rig' t but
von can see that in this way 1 do
get a good many more or leiv sharp
shocks and jolts.
"Still, 1 am ready to pay the
By going around with gray hair when Dr penalty and 1 pay it willingly. I
Tremntn'a Nntnrsl Hair Restorative will (l(,n't suppose there ever was a
bring it hack to its r:alural color, even
though it ha• tree gray ter years. Two great mail yet but what found some
pers•u,•• might we from this same bottle drawbacks in tho j„ ys of great -
and the hair or one he• omo black and flea' . • •
the other blonde. just as they were In
youth. So it Is not s hair -dee; It will not.
injure the wale. and is no trouble to op-
el- We gnarantc( satisfaction or money
rctarned 1'r'cP •nc dollar .Postage paid\
cause they fill the veins with rich
red blood. The genuine Pills bear-
ing the full name "Dr. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People" aro
sold by all dealers in medicine or
by mail at 50 cents a box or six
boxes for $2.50 from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Mediciue Co., Brockville,
Ont.
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ONE OF BISMARCK'S PRANKS.
Entertained Young Ladies as Count
Keyserliug.
In his university days Bismarck
was as jolly and boisterous as the
least promising youth of his gener-
ation. According to the author of
a recent book, "The M. P. for Rus-
sia," ho enjoyed dancing and sing -
HE'S A AVEA'I'IIER I'ROPIIET.
But Like all Other Great Men He
Ilas to Pay a Penally.
I suppose," said Mr. Bliffkin-
ton, "that all greatness has its pen-
alties, and I don't know of any rea-
son why there should be an excep-
tion iu my case, but the penalty
that I have to pay docs shake me
a little at times.
"You goo my greatness --let me
state it as modestly as I can--•eon-
siats in my ability to prognosticate
the weather. Some men, you know,
add to their powers of observation
an instinctive ability in thin direc-
tion ; they can come pretty close
ladies arrived, Bismarck mot them
nr Keyserling, and placed himself
at their disposition during their
stay in Berlin. Keyserling buried
himself in his books and thought no
more about it until the girls had
gone home to the Baltic provinces.
A week or two later ho was dis-
concerted by receiving a letter from
home, in which his mother express-
ed her great delight in hearing
from the young ladies and their
mother how immensely they had
enjoyed themselves, and how very
agreeable and kind their cousin had
been.
"I am overjoyed," continued the
fond parent. "to hear from their
description that yon have grown
quite stout and robust during your
stay at Berlin."
amisma
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The fool who butts in where an-
gels fear to tread usually gets all
that's coming to him.
Old-fashioned honesty should
never he allowed to drift into the
has-been class.
[don't Grow Old.
Yon mny hate
Till; TItEM.IIN et:Pt't.Y rd. i ft. d People as
ti wood St.. 1'.►n-n,to. shell, itt
.1.
e,bserved that sat-
e rule keep quiet
ELIAS ROGERS, Pr•atdiit.. AL/ERT J. RALSTON, Managing DIrae11117
F. SPAR LIHC, Secretary.
National Life Assurance Co.
CD F' OANAT)A—.
HEAD OFFICE, NATIONAL LIFE CHAM
25 Toronto St., Toronto-
/ utlness In Force
D ally Income over - -
Ingested In high grade securities •
Surplus to Policy Holders' Ac:ount •
The ur:ly company reporting to Canadian Insurance
rears of Intereat or principal on any investment.
SERs.
S1D,MT,1a1•M
$13,000.111• • •1,284,21117
• Sall .1 10.62
Dept. Ottawa. no Y•
A splendid open.ng in this county for an aotive,
energotio agent possessing good charaoter1
Apply direct to head uMc•. 25 Toronto EL. Toronto,
TO REGISTER LETTERS.
MEMO
BArri,E ROYAL WITH A WHALE
Trench Government Introduces an The enoemous strength of a largo
1l halo was demonstrated by the re -
Automatic Device. cent experieuce)of the steam w'hal-
STORED DRINKING -WATER.
The medical advisers and engin-
eers of the Loudou Water Board re-
commend the storage of raw river
water prior to filtration as a luuaus
of purification. Time is regarded
!as an important element in the die -
appearance of disease-breetliug sub-
stances in water, and the best ef-
fecta would be obtained by storage
for not less than 30 days. So long
a time, however, would demand the
use of immense reservoirs, and it
.s thought that a shorter period
,night be adopted, together witn
the use of intermediate means of
purification by mechanical filtersor
precipitation tanks between stor-
ago and sand filtration. It. has
been shown that the number of
micro-organ:sins is very consider -
Tho French Government has just t r, Sampson, in the Norway seas. OS ably reduced by storage. The on
introduced for use an ingenious au- 'audcfjord the cannoneer of the Sincere also report that storage
tonlatic device for registering let- Samson succeeded in lodging a hair-! prolongs tho life of the filter beets.
ters. Tho letter is dropped into a Poon in the flank of a whale, which----tt•
Lox and a nickel piece, situates- in the eyes of the sailors was of ST. MARGARET'S COLLEGE,
able for 5 cents, placed itt the slot. Monstrous length. The whale took TORONTO.
T' a crank is turned, a numbered
receipt falls out, and the corre-
sponding number is stamped on the
letter.
The ingenious feature of the ma-
chine is the device for preventing
the use of any except the nickel
coin. This is accomplished by means
or a magnet which attracts only
iron and nickel, the latter very
fce.bly. But the slight attraction of
the nickel is neatly calculated, and
as the coin falls the attraction is
just euflicient to retard it, and
makes it fall into the pocket which
operates the mechanism. An iron
piece, on the other hand, would bo
strongly attracted, miss the pocket,
and be ejected. All other coins al-
so aro ejected.
SOME LARGE SALARIES.
Rome Interesting inside facto are Dema.
sionally divulged in regard to the enorm-
ous ealaries earned by some insurance
agents.
It is reported that two agents recently ap-
pointed by the Nati:.n.l Life Assurance Com-
pany in one of our large western cities
have earned over Two 'Thousand Dollars
(82.00000) a month from the time they
started to get business for this Company.
Of course. these mon aro hustlers. and
are well equipped in every way, possess-
ing even small motor curs to cover the
territory more rapidly.
We understand, however. that any man
who has real ability in this line could do
as well.
One of the reasons for the success of
National Life agents is the splendid
standing of the Company which is shown
in their adsertiselne,.t elsewhere in this 1,0y of the family, who recognizedpaper. If it has ever occurred to you to
take up the Life insurance business you an old barnyard retainer.
cannot make arra.tgomente with an
easier Company toecure business for
than the National Lite.. And they need loopleasnot .--Sleep is the great
an Agent right in this territory. S
tom• restorer and to be deprived of it is
mun;cato with the head office. t ital loss. Whatever may be the
to flight, towing the little steamer
after it. When the rope had run
out to its full length the engine was
reversed, so that, normally, it
would havo given a backward speed
of 10 knots. Still the whale con-
tinued to tow the vessel during a
period of eight hours, at the end of
which the cable parted, and tho
chagrined crew saw their prey es-
cape with the harpoon.
HONESTY IN ADVERTISING
Is of prime importance. The man
who over advertises hurts himself
more than as if he advertised none.
The Gillette Safety Razor people
claim no quality for their article in
the columns of the daily press that
the dealer would not claim face to
face with the prospective custom -
et. Plain every -day; dear -cut talk
is the most impressive to the plain
Canadian citizen that reacts it.
Dealers and consutners should ap-
preciate these methods.
A country minister in the course
of his visiting stayed at a house
where a roast chicken was served
for dinner. The chicken looked
good to him. "Well," ho facetious-
ly remarked, "hero's where that
chicken enters the tninistry."
"Hope it does better there than
in lay work," rejoined the small
Tho bark of the average dog is
worse than his bite; tho !)ark is
usually kept up all night.
If you sit down and wait for your
-hip to come in, don't be aurpriseo
if nothing but a wreck drifts in
with the tide.
Mr. Martin (who is boarding out
for a few days) --"By the way, Mrs,
Perkins, I must confess the mut-
ton we had for dinner to -day is not
tho kind of moat to which I have
been accustomed." Mrs. Perkins
--"\Very likely not, sir. 1 alwiz
gits the best."
If every housekeeper would use
Wilson's Fly Pads freely during
lite Sumpter months the house fly
peril would soon be a thing of the
past.
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A married ratan is apt to respect
the superior wisdom of a bachelor
who once courted his wife.
HORSES AND CATTLE have colic and
cramps. Painkiller will cure theu, every
Milo. Huff a bottle in hot water, re-
peated a few times. Avoid substitutes,
there is but one " Painkiller "-- Perry
Davis'- 2io and 60e.
"And yo have taken the teetotal
pledge, have ye?" asked somebody
of an Irishman. "indade I have,
and am not ashamed of it either."
"And did not, Paul tell Timothy to
take a little wine for his stomach's
sake," "So he did, but my name
is not Timothy, and there's nothing
the matter with my stomach."
Palo, sickly children should use
Mother Graves' Worm Extermina-
tor. Worms aro one of the prin-
cipal causes of suffering in children
and should be expelled from the
system.
VIRTUE UNRE\VARDED.
One morning during the past win-
ter, while it was still dark, Grimp-
son crc,)t downstairs and set to
work to clear the snow from the
front of his residence. IIe worked
like a nigger for an hour and a half
and when he trotted off to busi-
ness ho chuckled at the thought of
the pleasant surprise which was
awaiting his wife.
When he returned to lunch he ex-
pected the subject would be men-
tioned, and he was not disappoint-
ed.
"That man did his work remark-
ably wei1," said his wife. "There
wasn't a bit of snow left when he'd
fiinished."
"What man 1" gasped Grimpson.
"That man you engaged to,clenr
away the snow." WAS the reply.
"Iie was just finishing when i came
down. I gave hien a quarter. Was
that right. dear 1"
Grimpse,lr didn't speak t•,r some
minutes. and When he diel hi. wifo
got tip from the table and left him,
as he put it. ti, ` have it not with
himself."
cause of it, indigestion, nervous de-
rangement or mental worry, try a
course of Parmelee's Vegetable
Pills. By regulating the action of
the stomach. where the trouble
lies, they will restore normal con-
ditions and healthful sleep will fol-
low. They exert a sedative force
upon the nerves and where there is
unrest they bring rest.
"Mildred," murmured a fashion-
able young man, sinking on ono
knee, "for your your birthday gift.
I offer—myself." "Thank you,"
was the cold reply, "but I only ac-
cept useful presents!"
Practically all Canadian drug•
gist,,, grocers and general dealers
sell Wilson's Fly fads. If your
storekeeper does not, ask hien why.
Tho following notice is posted
•onspicuously in a certain news-
paper office:— "Shut the door, and
. soon as you have done talking
business serve your tnouth the
same way."
Pains. Like the Poor, aro Always
With Use—That portion of man's
life which is not mado up of plea-
sure is largely composed of pain,
and to be free from pain is a plea-
sure. Simple remedies aro al-
ways the best in treating bodily
pain, and a safe. sure and simpto
remedy is Dr. Thomas' Eclectrie
Oil. You cannot do wrong in giving
it a trial when required.
Kindly mention the name et this
paper in writing to advertisers.
Lady (to tramp who has accosted
her in the street)—"So you really
tell mo you havo given up drink 1"
Tramp—"Yes, Ma'am. Only a
week ago I passed twelve taverns
and (didn't enter one of them."
Lady—"Realty! Tho temptation
must have been very great." Tramp
—"Yes, ma'am; but I was locked
ul in the 'Black Maria.' "
Many a young man starts in to
work fired with a noble ambition --
then the ambition evaporates and
ho gets fired.
ISSUE NO. SG -u .
St. Margaret's College is thor-
oughly equipped to prepare stu-
dents for Matriculation and all ex-
aminations in Music, Art, Domes-
tic Science, Physical Education and
for School Athletics, Cricket, Ten-
nis, Basketball, Hockey, Toboggan-
ing, Swimming and Horseback rid-
ing
PLAYING TOO SAFE.
A prisoner at the sessions had
been duly convicted of theft, when
it was seen, on "proving previous
convictions," that he had actually
Leen in prison at the time the theft
was committed. "Wily didn't you
say so 1" asked the judge of the pris-
oner angrily.
"Your lordship, I was afraid of
prejudicing the jury against mo."
A Safe Pill for Sufferers.—There
are pills that violently purge and
fil1 the stomach and intestines with
pain. Parmelee's Vegetable fills
aro mild and effective. They aro
purely vegetable, no mineral pur-
gative entering into their com-
position and their effect is soothing
and beneficial. Try them and ho
convinced. Thousands can attest
their great curative qualities be-
cause thousands owe their health
and strength to timely use of this
most excellent medicine.
A London boy told the teacher
that his sister had the measles.
The teacher sent him home and told
him to stay there until his sister
got well. After he had skipped
joyfully away another boy held up
his hand and said :— "Teacher,
Jimmy Dolan's sister what's got the
measles lives in Hamilton."
It is an undisputed fact that
one packet of Wilson's 1'ly Pads+
has actually killed a bushel of
house flies. Fortunately no such
quantity can ever be found in a
well kept house, but whether they
he few or many Allison's Fly fade
will kill tied, all.
New Tenant—"Look here, you'll
havo to make some alteration in
this place. It's not fit for a pig-
sty." Landlord—"I 'didn't know
you wanted it for a pigsty. I
thought you wanted it to live in."
IMITATIONS ABOUND, but insist upon
getting the genuine, "rhe D. k L." Menthol
Plaster, which has stood the teat of year,.
It cures; imitations don't. "The D. h L.
is mado by Davis & Lawrence Co.
A prominent man was chaffing a
certain town councillor about the
doings of the council, and said :--
"I'd sooner put up as a candidate
for a lunatic asylum than put up
for the tow•r, council." "\'e-
you'd stand a notch better chance
o: getting in," dryly responded the
town councillor.
Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery
Cordial is compounded specially to
combat dysentery, cholera morbus
and all inflammatory disorders that
change of food or water may set up
in the stomach and intestines. These
complaints are more common in
summer than in winter, but they
oro not confined to the warm
months, as undue laxness of the
towels may seize a man at any
time. 'Stich a sufferer will find
speedy relief in this Cordial.
Church --"You say he's in the
corn -producing business 1" (3o-
thain--"Yea, indirectly." "I don't
understand you." "Why, he's a
shoe manufacturer."
ilei, Weak. Weary. Watery Ryes.
Itelievr 1 Hy Morino Eye Remedy. Try
Murino For lour live 'troubles. You
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Your Druggists. Write For Fye Hooks.
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"1'e n ruust drink hot water with
:it whisky," tho doctor told his
patient ; "otherwise you mustn't
take it at all." 'But how shall 1
tl;e heat water?" the patient
geeried, plaintitely. "My wife
won't let me have it for the whisky
toddy." "Tell her you ttant to
shave,'' the doctor said, and took
his departure. The next day the
dotter cued and asked the wife how
his patient was. "He's gone rav-
ing toad," he wife replied. "Ile
shaves every ten minutes."
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