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HomeMy WebLinkAboutExeter Times, 1909-02-18, Page 6+41-4041.)+0+001+11+04-1:40a0+0+0+0+04040+0+4:40‘0+0 UNCLE DICK ; Or, The Result of Dlolomaey and Tact. tCt♦Ai iC<t1Gtt3�E+10(+ 1o1+i0E+A+0+1a+CE+fE+iGf l o+:Ct+I�♦:o lJt40t t ♦�ttOt♦ CHAPTER XXV. Masters remained buried in thought for a few moments. Tho sudden opening of his eyes and the refreshing news were almost overpowering him. Presently he looked up at his companion, who was watching him closely; said— "You can't think, Dick, my dear boy, what a big fool I have been making of myself." "No—I can't. If it was any fool- ishness bigger than your present size, it must have been simply co- lossal!" "You told your sister of mo in your letter. 1)id you mention me as Prince Charlie 1" "Of course!" "She'll know ! She'll guess! I am glad. Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!" • He seized and wrung the hand of the amazed Dick, utterly ignor- ing his feelings. Only felt that ho must do something to relieve his own. He retained just suffici- eat self-control tie .,iw^!'himsoli 'rem inerts~,, in a wild dance of jubilation. Dick affecting to nurse crushed fingers, made an effort to get to the bottom of things. Usually he accepted circumstances without inquiry as to their source; but su- spicion of a kind that he wanted to make into certainty; he said— "A few minutes ago you express- ed regret. that I had mentioned you at all in the letter." 'I know ! But a few minutes ago things were all gloomy and black And ugly! Now they are all bright, rose-colored and lovely. The sun has risen! The pulse of day is be- ginning to beat!" "I say, old chap—how much a thousand words do you get for that kind of thing? You roll it off as naturally as water rolls off a duck's back." "When do we reach London, Dick 1" ' Reach London? Are you mad? Why. we haven't turned round on our homeward journey yet!" "There's scene sort of overland route, isn't there 1 We can get back quicker?" "Quicker ? You are mad I It was only this very morning that you were expressiQg regret that the time of the trip wasn't going to J e double the length!" "This morning was then I Now is now ! Oh, Dick, you stony-heart- ed, wicked villain you!" He sprang laughingly over to the boy as he tpokc. "Why didn't you sav bsfore--" .11i.. es off!" Diels dodging, picked up the first Ilileee his hands rested on and 'assumed aburlesque attitude of threat, as he continued— "Assault me again with one of :our hundred -ton affectionate squeezes, and I'll blow your brains out with this telescope. Throw up '-our hands!" "I surrender:" Masters laughingly fell in with the other's burlesque melodramatic humor ; continued— "I a.nc a bear, but a tallied ono. 1 haven't a squeeze left in me!" "Perhaps your Royal Highness is saving them up." suggested Hick. his eyes twinkling as he spoke. "I begin to have a grave suspicion—garnered from sonic of your rambling ravings—that you have designs on my sister "I have, Dick, I have!" "Open confession ie good for the soul: But you don't fool ate. I houl(l be false to every sense of rotherly duty if i failed to warn er n ashst sour embraces. I shall dear the marks of one of them— on my shoulder—to the grave." "Dear old Dick!" Maters started forward impul- sivels : "I auc ever so sorry that—" "Keep off : Keep off ! if you don't 1`i i' hectare for help:'' as(ers thoughts w tet off a .\1C at angent. Love is a leveller. Even anthers, under the influence of that other circumstance to which 4111 flesh is heir, are not superior to a passion for the conjunction of octavo sheets and pens. It !found expression in Masters' ex- elamation— "The letters!" Dick, inexperienced in 5111(11 mats tem failed to understand. His denseness was irritating. He was aware of that, but only ejaeulat• ed— "Eh?" "Tho letters! 1►.,n't you under- altancl1 We ha(en't touched port ,•e.t--not near it.'' "Four hours off yet." "Then I shall have time to write to your sister ni}self." "What --in four hours? Bold adventurer! if at first you don't aucccNI, try try, try again. Your revery unlltans me! Excuse theists ears:" "(.Tear out of .his trabiu, 1)ick, and leave me to myself. I want to Write." "What! For four hours? 111 the hanged if you du. Four hours of letter from a inau in your con- dition would prove deadly to the woman receiving it. I won't. be party to such inhumanity." "Will you got out?" "No, I won't ! I paid the ship people for half this cabin, and I'm going to assert my rights Keep off, Prince Charlie. if you put a finger on ino I'll have you tried by court-martial, and sen- tenced to walk the plank." "Will you leave peaceably thou 1" "No, I won't; keep off !'' Dick was thoroughly enjoying the situation now; his face was one huge beaming grin as ho con- nuod— "Besides, I am going to write a letter myself. To my sister, warn- ing her against tho introduction of a lunatic into the fancily. She has been good to me, and I. shall take ',unity of making some return for it." "You wrote your letter to her this morning on deck with the stub of a pencil. Go and write the other the same way." "Shan't! Can't: want ink. Couldn't describe your vile char- acter in pencil; such labor necos- pitates ink: black ink." "Out you go 1" "Keep off I . If you evict me from my cabin—I believe you are a 'woild Oirish landlord in dis- guise, you spalpeen'—I'll sue you for damages, and have you'hanged at the yardarm." "Out you go !" That time the boy's dodging end - .ed in failure; his laughter rather handicapped him. Tho other, laughing triumphantly, caught. struggled with and pushed him out of %the cabin. Clapping the door to, bolted it. Then Masters sought again his berth, intending to indulge in a little castle -building: aerial kind. (Dick's tattooing on the door -panels, .with his fists eliciting no reply, he ,bent and shouted through the key- hole— "You bushranging brigand! You buccaneering bandit! You blood- thirsty old skull -and -cross -bones, Item! I've just remembered that •this is piracy ! Piracy on the high 'seas! I'm going straight to the captain to get the handcuffs polish- ed up. 1'11 make it my business to see you go back to England in irons. Put that in your pipe and ,smoke it." With that ho retired—to the ac- companiment of a shrilly whistled "Rule, Britannia" and tramp of soldiers. Masters was left the op- portunity of writing his love -letter. He came out of the land of dreams. Sat down at tho table, and drew paper and pen towards hint, implements of his trade. 'Spent time in looking at the paper, pen in hand, but no words were formed. It seemed strange that a ratan who ,for many years had gained a living by dexterous juggling with words should be unable to shape them ,now. But, they would not, conte, to his satisfaction. "What, can I say of paper," he ;thought, "which will exhibit my awakened conscience? Will be sufficiently contrite and penitent to appeal to her 1 Nothing! Half the meaning of a letter lies in the reading of it. She would be justi- fied, fully justified, from her pre- sent point of view, if she were to 'throw it. into the tire without read- ing it at all." A look of gloom settled on his countenance; he naked himself -- "What right have I to write to her at all ?--after the way in which I int:tilted d her? apologize '- 1'0 , t 1 np i g tc on paper is the act of a coward. I must go to her. and hear her con- tempt of me. I deserve it." He did not write his letter after gall. CHAPTEiR XXVI. That determination of his, to 'wait, was a hard thing for Mas- ters to adhere to. Ho knew it was a wholesome resolve; at the same time the pill was very bitter: un- coat.c(1 kind. It is so much easier to do things on the spur of the momeut ; cour- age is an unbidden lieutenant then. Later on the aid must con- sciously be gathered together. Curiously enough, Masters ex- perienced pleasure in making the way hard for h./Itself; there was no attempt to boil the peas before putting them in his shoe. It. seem- ed mere just to her whom he had wronged, this penance: a flagella ,tion of his soul. as it were. "She must witness my utter, ab- ject humility," he reflected. "Must hear my prayer of forgiie- 1411 •tress of my doubt of her. My sor- row must bo seen; 1 can't paint it in pen awl ink. 'Whatever 1, wrote—oh, the voice is mightier than the pen !—she night refuse to forgive hie. Besides, if she is forewarned, knows 1 intend suck- ing her, she. may even refuse to see me. 1 won't give her the (chance; I won't write at all.'' That was his decision ; the result •.,f half -an -hour's close thought and the consumption of three pipes of tobacco. Then he sought. his companion on deck. Braced himself up for the interview, rightly guess- ing the manner in which he would :bc assailed. "Hullo!" I):ck grinned. "What have you come up on deck for--in- +spiration ? Think to infuse a sea - kissed salty air in your correspon- dence? I wouldn't lose any of that .four hours if 1 were you. How many quires of my superfine cream - .laid vellum note paper have you consumed so far 1 I know you haven't got any of your own." "Not a sheet." "Eh?" "I have changed my mind." "I deny the possibility of that! .You haven't. a mind to change!" "I am not going to write a let- ter at. all.'' "What ! After all this fuss too! .Well, I am—there! After those absolutely brutal and unprovoked RIGH ENGLISH BARONET SIR RICHARD SUTTON 1g ONLY EIGHTEEN TEARS OF' AGE. Value of His London Estate Has Enormously l:n•reased of 1.ate Years. [Sir Richard Sutton, the richest baronet in England, who is but eighteen years of age, will shortly become still more wealthy through the falling in of the leases of many of his houses in Stratton and Cur- zon streets. Great rows of cham- bers, flats and shops will undoubt- edly replace tho existing small dwellings and rental value will go up with a bound as was the case in Down street a few years ago. For eighteen years Sir Richard's enormous wealth has been growing by acumulution. His wants have been few and his expenditures but a small fraction of his IMMi.NSE ANNUAL INCOME. He was a posthomas child, being born two months after the death of his father. Just how tremendous his wealth is nas probably been more nearly assaults on me too! Truly has the'gauged by matchmaking mammas with achoolroorn daughters than by mountain labored anyone else, though anyone who "What I have kr say shall be ut- has ever visited London can give tered orally." a fair guess of its magnitude when "I doubt that ! If my sister it is mentioned that to this youth h akes the advice I have given her belong the north side of Piccadilly in this letter, you'll never have a and nearly all the streets off it— chance of getting within earshot. I have told her that you are tho Sackville street, Vigo street, Bol - host too street, C'large.s street, Half violent, headstrong, feroci- Moore street, pert of Curzon street. mita, wrathful eat -age I ever mot; Lc fact, all fashionable Mayfair that you aro coining home. 1 have which does not belong to the Duke advised her to Ileo from the wrath which Westminster is, with the excels - "Yon • tomo. tion of a small property which be- longs to Lord Howe of the Penn - "I like that! For pure and Curzon fancily, after whom Curzon adulterated cheek that annexes street was nameu, owned by Sir Huntley S Palmers' entire factory! Richard Sutton. There is also a I am viciously assaulted by a cab- largo district of property north of id lunatic. I am deprived of the Regent street which use of ink and paper purchased STANDS IN HIS NAME. .with my own hard coin. I ant When his father, Sir Richard thrown out of my cabin. And the Sutton, died in February, 1891, the man guilty of these foul crimeswith deceased's brother, Arthur Edwin, coolly stands in [runt of me was t -ho heir, buts is was decided a pipe and a jeering remark in his mouth. Incorrigible !" that the title and heirship should "My dear old Dick remain in abeyance for a few Masters commenced a speech so; months and when in tho following , are two or three two-year-old hei- •putting his hand on the boy's April Lady Sutton gave birth to a, I fers each year, which I consider shoulder affectionately. He was son it was to the tido and vast es- ` good representatives of the breed. interrupted by the cry of— tates of his father that this little "Hands off!" infant, succeeded whilst his uncle Dick assumed an appearance of still kept his old role of prosump- abject fear, shivering like a calves- tivo beir. ,foot jelly. It was belied by the (Whether this young boy will take grin lie could not keep off his face aster his father is still a matter of nothing approaches dry earth. It As be continued— conjecture. Although always rather is quite clean to handle and is "No more of •our of , -- . I (delicate, ho is a fine -spirited lad easy to procure and store. I++++++++++++++***+ -1 North American Life ITFrn! ANNUAL AIMING REPORT ;OR THE YEAR 1908 Tie Twenty-eighth Annual Meet- ing of the North :\uceriean Life +++++++♦++♦+++++++++++, Assurance Company was held at its Home Office in 'Toronto, on TUE ONLY PROFIT.IBLE ('OW. Thursday, Jan. 28th, 1909, when the following report of the business I keep and milk nine or ten cows of the Company for the year ended Dec. 31st, 1908, was presented: seises Ix1'YWt. The cash income for the year from premiums, interest, etc., was $1,897,078.28, showing the satisfac- tory increase of !181,980.59. REDI CTIO% 14 eireasE RATIO. The business has been conducted on a conservative basis. as is a cow older than 10 years. fly, shown by a further reduction in cows figure from $66 to $83 a head rho ratio of espouses to premium per year, with their calves. I sell income, thereby placing the North for weals and some to neighbors American Life in the front rank of to raise. I have no silo, but 1 raise economically -managed Canadian corn, oats and clover and timothy hay. I buy about $15 worth of grain per cow each year and feed them some grain that. I raise. I consider the Holstein cow the of this sum $368,831.76 represents j only cow worth keeping for dairy payments for Dividends, Maturtxl purposes, and they are largo, heal- Endowments and Investment Poli- t.hy and great milkers, and their cies. I calves makes the best vcals in the world. Tho Holsteins are taking the place of all other breeds hero 'in this great dairy section of the country. There is some complaint that the Holstein milk is not rich enough, 'hut the dairymen here think it is better milk than that of some other breeds, and the Jerseys are going out of the country because their owners think ';hey are not profit- able. When a Holstein cow is ready to turn off she makes the verb best of beef and is easily fat- tened. One thing against the Holstein is that a good many people think that anything black is a Holstein, it it is not more than a quarter blood and the other three quarters just anything so it is a cow; but the nearer we get them pure bred of the right kind, the better cow they are. It's a drawback to the Holstein breed to call every grade, 'no matter how poor a cow she may be, a Holstein. My Holsteins av- 'erago between 7,000 and 8,000 pounds of milk a year, and there each year, writes Chas. Webb, Kinsman, Ohio. About half of them are pure breeds and the others are high -grades. 1 have used pure -brad Holstein bulls for 18 )cars. 1 raise my own cows, raising two or three heifer calves each year and selling two or three cows. 1 have ivy heifers conte fresh at 2 or 2; j years old. I don't keep companies. PAI11E%T1 TO POLII•TROLOEKS. The amount paid on policy -hold- ers' account was $654,991.05, and FARM NOTES. For poultry houses, privy vaults and other places where deodoriz- ers and absorbents are needed, y with extremely warm blood attach- _ to walk ashore. I don't w-nnt1 • 40 be carried on a stretcher, .maimed for life." Masters was in earnest; deadly earnest. He wished lie could get his companion to veer round from his frivolous mood. There was a slight frown on his face as he p a id "Will you be serious, Dick 1" The boy was not insensible to the intonation of the words. Look- ed up, saying— "Well, what is it 1" "I want to talk to you about your ,;inter." The opportunity was too good to be missed; appealed irresistibly to the humorous side of the listener; frivolity gained the day. Dick's nature was such that happiness lever wanted to bubble up, and it was so long since he had felt in- vlined to give it a show. He emit- ted a groan ; leaned back in the neck chair and thrust his hands into his pockets. "I thought that," he said. `•I guessed it! Existence aboard this ►ugger's going to bo made a curse to me! I ant going to have her drummed into my cars all the rest of the voyage." "Dick :" menta. FOR SLEEPY TRAVEi,LERS. A French engineer, M. Edouard Cros, has submitted to the French railway companies an invention de- signed to relieve drowsy travellers of the fear of being carried past their destination. The invention consists of a slip of paper on which is a dial. The passenger writes his destination on the slip. marks the time he is duo on the dial, and at- taches the paper to a part of the carriage whore is can be easily seen by the railway servants, whose duty it will be to tell the traveller when he has arrived. "Understand, Prince ('harleigli, that. I know her. Have known tier for nearly one -and -twenty years. 'By your own showing, you have known her little more than a month. . . Very well, two months :then. It's out of your power to present her in any Tight 111 which 1 haven't seen her. I k now the color of her eyes, hair and teeth; the tilt of her nose and the length • f it ; how she looks when she's doing this, and how she looks when she's doing that. You understand? e,.to l m net binbebored r dal]dn• going1 long with your two -months' old de- scription of her." "My dear Dick !" (To be continued.) GROW TAIL IN THE COUNTRY. According to the investigations of Doctor Deniker, well-known for his anthropologic studies, the influ- ences of city life tend toward a de- crease of human stature. It is away from the large cities that the beneficent effects of the general amelioration of serial conditions and improvements in hygiene of mcdern times most clearly manifest themselves by distinct increase of stature. This increase has been narked among .several of the Euro- pean races during the last half -cen- tury. Where the people are sub- jected to urban influences the gain is less notable. .r� " I can truthfully say that I believe that, but for the use of your Emu!sion I would long since have been in my grave. I was past work—could not walk up -hill without coughing very hard." THIS, and much more ss -as written by Mr. G. W. Hower - ton, Clark's Gap, W. Va. \Ve would like to send you a full copy of his letter, or you might write him direct. His case was really marvelous, but is only one of the many proofs that Scott's Emulsion is the most strengthening and revitalizing preparation in the world. Even in that most stubborn of all diseases (consumption) it does won- ders, and in less serious troubles, such as anemia, bronchitis, asthma, catarrh, or lose of flesh from any causc. the effect is much quicker. IM not .1. h.. (1. t t battle of A(�orr•4 see/emus s.-. .,r. ire 80017'8 • ed 1r1 11. ALI, DRUGGISTS i.et u, rel .nn qtr. nnwert..n'• Iett.T ani .,m• 1rt.•rat,re no (•omumre Ino. Jna ...Pi ua a P.et (i.rd sod toeutlo• this rarer. SCOTT A BOWNE 124 Welliwitow St.. W. Tom*, As man begins to use land, the tendency is to decrease, by remov- al, the st Trod fertility, and this The greatest oil fire in history is depletion is more rapid with pro- supposed to have been the fire which duction, stimulated by cultivation. pp The cropping process steadily di- minishes the supply of plant food, and one or more of the elements, Iess abundant at first, or most re- quired by the crops, will be quite used up, and the soil will then reach the condition called exhaust- ed ASSETS. Tho Assets increased during the year by the suns of 8854,762.01, and now amount to $9,590,638.09. The Assets continue to be, as hereto- fore, invested in the beat class of securities available; a detailed list of these will be published with the Annual Report for distribution. . NET tll'RPets. After making ample provisions for all liabilities and paying the sum of $124,771.26 for dividends to policy -holders, the net surplus was increased to $876,214.15. ISSLRAW E. Tho policies issued during the year, together with those revived, amounted to the sum of $4,465,224.- 00, making the total insurance in force $40,341,091.00. AI'DIT. A monthly examination of the books of the Company was made by the Auditors, and at the close of the year they made a thorough scrutiny of all the securities held by the Company. A committee of tho Board, consisting of two Di- rectors, made an independent au- dit of the securities each quarter. L. GOLDMAN, J. L. BLAIKIE, Managing Director. President. The Annual Report containing a detailed list of the securities will be sent in due course to each policy -holder. BLAZE 1,800 FEET IIIGH. And Above it a Column of Smoke Rose to 9,000 Feet. by a conservative estimate destroy- ed more than 5,000,000 barrels of oil last year in the San Geronimo field near Tampico, Mexico. Tho oil stratum was struck at a depth of 1,840 feet in a six inch The round of court festivities now cased well. The torrent of oil burst is in full swing in Berlin, and is forth and was quickly followed by accompanied by display without a SPEND MONEY ON DISPLAY THESE ARE THE DAYS OF HIGH LIVING IN EUROPE. Londoners Lead in Luxury --Even Poor ('lasses Alleluia to Imi- tate 'Them. The astonishing increase in It ury which is so striking a featu of the present day life was the sub- ject of conversation the other even- ing at a •small exclusive club fre- quented by diplomats in London, England. One member of the British service spoke strongly of the ruinous expense of English so- cial life to -day. "Up to a quarter of a century ago," he said, "our habits were aimplo; even the rich made no great show. %When I began to stay in the country houses in the seventies, the way of living was plain and un- pretentious. OLD TIME FRUGALITY. "Who nowadays would have the courage to offer his guests boiled eggs and cold barn for breakfast, on a hot day, a dish of cold meats and cheese for lunch and a dinner of four or five courses all told" What woman in society nowadays would be content to allow herself $600 a year dress allowance? An aunt of mine, with one of the greatest titles, and one time in Queen Victoria's household, never exceeded that amount. "To the rich, it does not matter what they spend on their personal pleasures, but when you find men earning from $5,000 to $10,000 a year spending all in a mad endeavor to do just as the rich do, to drive motor cars, to eat at the most ex- pensive restaurants, to keep a num- ber of servants and consume the most expensive wines and cigars, then you may be sure the country suffers. ENGLISH WORST CF ALL. "I don't believe," continued this diplomat, who is familiar with the social life of all great capitals, "that in any other country you find this tendency among the people of moderate income so marked as he In St. Petersburg the dissipat among the upper classes is cart to amazing lengths, and in York the millionaires fly their mo ey about as if it burnt their bands. In Vienna there is a great deal of gambling and wildness generally, but only among the aristocracy. In Paris there are plenty of chances to live riotously, but you seldom see the bourgoiso taking them." The same story of extravagant luxury comes from Berlin. Bile - low's renewed warnings to the Prussian diet against the evils of extravagance came at a moment when the German people were in- dulging in perhaps the most lux- urious week in their history. IN OTHER COUNTRIES. The deepest colored eggs aro a blowout of gas which opened a parallel in the German capital. most sought and highest quoted in lug orifice in the earth's surface, The magnificent jewels and dresses the Boston markets: the Leghorn ' swallowing up tote derrick and whole at the imperial drawing room re- ahire eggs take the same promin- drilling outfit, including the engine present the high water mark era once in the New York markets In and boiler. The gas and oil were of luxury towards which "New a certain village, one retail gro- ignited from the fire under the Germany" has been advancing in ccr among more than twenty al- boiler and the great fire was in this the past few years. ways charges more for white eggs, manner started. The Chancellor's first appeal in and his customers have become It burned for sixty-twodays. • The November last for simplicity and educated to prefer them, while an- vortex or crater through which the economy fell on deaf cars. The other as persistently insists upon oil poured was gradually enlarged wealthy classes prepared for the tho superiority of the colored. until it was more than 500 feet current season on a scale unpreced- There are never any mixed eggs wide. A rim of rocks and earth ented. Magnificent dinners and in the stores, though they getter- was formed around its outer edge balls were arranged with disregard resembling a volcano's crater. Ac- to expense. ally keep loth sorts. It is plain enough that if crop cording to the Technical World the MILLIONS SPENT IN JEWEL, after crop be removed from the blaze extended to a height of from land, the substances which enter 1,400 to 1,800 feet and the column The gowns are more costly than y before worn in Germany. One into their composition, both or- of black smoke rose above it to a an game and inorganic, mainly deriv- height of about 9,000 feet. On top firm sold nearly half a million dol- ed from the so►i, moat directly les- of the smoke rested a great white tars' worth of pearls alone in the sen fertility. This may be less per- cloud of vapor which was estimate] past few weeks. Among them was ceptible, and the depletion slower to extend skyward to an additional it single necklace costing $12,,000, in the case of grass lands used for height of 7.000 feet. The blaze could which a Berlin tradesman bought pasturage, but it is none the less extinguishing work. true. Animals on grazing lend re -The great oil fico was extinfor his wife. Sums were spent on guish_ luxuries of the table and aetnnl for - turn to the soil in their excrements ed by means of six centrifugal tunes were lavished on dress. i en part of the plant fire! consumes', pumps which were kept constantly ple who used to be satisfied with a but even although kept long on the busy for two weeks throwing mud light supper costing five marks with same land, they are finally remov- and water into the crater. Heavy a bottle or two of inexpensive sinoh ed, and their bodies, which have discharges of dynamite around the now insist upon a meal of seven to been built up from the grass eat rim of the orifice also Hided in the tell Courses, with wine of good vi nt - cn, are disposed ofelsewhere. Ita ti ashelngwerk. may, therefore, be stated as a gen- Shortly after the flames were put age,costing2b to60 marksn cover, the cigars selling at seven marks oral truth, that it is only where out the oil burst forth again in ulii('cc are frequently called for. land is abSoltlt.ely 11nused by man greater volume than ever and its GAMBLING CRAZE. ccumula- a any considerable t .h1 t 1 nut was estimated a tion of plant fold naturally ecenr9 output t 150.000 particularly in the surface soil. barrels n day. It has been a def. ficult problem to care for the oil. 4 The Mexican Government sent several hundred soldiers to the scene to assist the owners of the well in building earthen reservoirs for temporary storage of the pro- duct. The oil overflowed these re- servoirs and large quantities es- caped into the San Geronimo River and Lake Tamiahua. WHERE THEY COME FROM. Rye came from Siberia. Peas are of Egyptian origin. The citron came from Greece. The onion hailed from Egypt. The chestnut came from Italy. Celery originated in Germany. Tho sunflower came from Peru. Tobacco is a native of Virginia. Oats originated in North Africa. Parsley was first known in Sib- eria. Spinach was brought front Arabia. Cucumbers came from the East Indies. The mulberry -tree originated in Persia. The horsechestntit is a native of Tibet. The radish's hong w. s ('h:na and Japan, thot's gone crazy wid the heat." OTHERWISE OBJE('TIOX.\ iILE A!gy--Myrtle, what arc your objections to marring m< Myrtle—I have only one objec- tion, Algy, I'd have to live with you. "Can '.,n tell me what steam is ?'' asked the examiner. 'Why, sure, sir." replied Patrick, a ,•,tidently. "Steen] is—why—ere-it's wattle'. Gambling in clubs and private houses is said to be taking place for incredibly high stakes. The desire to spend money lavishly infects all classes and the attempt to ape tho extravagances of the rich is believ- ed to be bringing thousands of mocl- et•rtely well to do to the brink of financial ruin, while scores of w•er.lthicr citizens are said to be !W- ing beyond their means. HE WAS A WIDOWER. Her—"The man i marry must have a- family back of him." Hint—"Be thiee! I have n lie - titer, three girls and a little Lose" THE LiMIT. She --"Darling. do you love they' He (kissing her reptnrously- and repeatedly) ---''Do 1? i wise► yen were a two -headed girl. That's all 1 can say."