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THE DOCTOR SAID
IIE COULD NOT LIVE
tin Almost Fatal Illness Following
an Attack of Lagripp3.
That danger from grip is seldom
ewer when the chars •teristic P,vmp-
4.•ome. the fever, the he dechc and
$ho depression of spirits, pass
/may. trip leaves bchiud it w eak-
toned vital powers, thin, watery
a
THE. VOINCGAIIBLER. COVERI:D WITH ECZEMA.
He Had an Even Chance, But Fate Yet 7lm.Euk Cured His.
Was Against Him.
I remember one handsome young Mr. A. M. Brooks.. of Wellington
1.Uuw when, I used to meet occacon- street, Steeltrtn, Pays:
ally on the staircase who captured "Ten months nae, i contractees
nay youthful fancy. I met hint only permute. whish at first appeared on
at midday, as he did not rine till late, v neck. later suregrl;n
to and this fact, with a certain scrupu- rl„at and body I h Gan dory
loins eleg:.uce and neatness in his
dress, ought to have made me suspect toting, but inetea.l ret the disease
that he wan a ghtnbler. In any inex. Twine cited:et' it showed signs et
perience it only invested him with a heer,rnine worse; and ter neck.
curtain re:militia mystery. chest, anti rev whole hody wee eons
One Morning as 1 was going out 10 jr, a 'eighth,' nd tion. The e} i:•
my very early breektagt at a cheap peeled off, leaving tnay
Lloyd, unpaired digestion and over- Italian cafe on !sung wharf 1 was •cP the
/sensitive nerves -a condition that surprised to tind hint also descending flesh raw.
snakes the system an easy prey to the staircase. Ile was scrupulously "I suffered cruelly from the ter-
�tneemonia, bronchitis, rheumatism dressed even at that early hour, but tilde it•i»h ng and Formless. and was
u rvons prostration and even con- I was struck by the feet that he was completely confined to the house.
all in bleak, and his alight figure. but- vn
,/gumption. Too much stress cannot toned to the throat iu a tightly -fitting t seeing or feeling any imprnve-
,e laid on the importance of frock coat. gave, 1 fancied, a singular trent. i next resorted to the orelin-
Ftrengthening the blood and nerves melancholy to his pale southern f co. aro naives and ointments recore-
during convalescence, and for this Nevertheless he greeted me with mended for skin diseases, but al-
fpurpose no other medicine can more than hisusualserene cordiality, lhnuah 1 gave each preparation a
oast Dr. Williams' Yin's Pills, and I remembered that he looked up fair trial, none seemed powerful
}lith contain the elements nesse- with a half puzzled, half amused ex- inontrh to bring about a cure un -
sty ti enrich the blood and restore presaiun at the rosy morning sky as he walked a few steps with me down til T began u� ne 'Lam-Ruk.
un -
.
nerves. Mr. James L. the deserted street. I could not help "From the first apnlieation of
V.'hitman, Mulgrave, N. S., says:-- eayiog that I was astonished to see lam -Bok I had game relief. and as
?'F'ollowing a r:rvere attack of La him up so early, and he admitted that I persevered with its use daily the
grippe I was completely prostr'at_ it was a break in his usual habits, but soreness was by degrees drawn nut
ed. The doctor who attended me added, with a smiling significance 1 and the int•enre itching end achine
afterward remembered, that it was comrletel
Enid that nay whole system had gone "an even chance if he did it again." vanished. end it
wrong. My heart was affected, my As we neared the street corner a worker( acnml tee eur
.+kidneys weakened, digestion int- marl in a buggy drove up impatiently. If yon suffer from any akin die -
paired, and to make the trouble In spite of the driver's evident haste ease don't snake the above rttistske.
worse I had a hemorrhage of the my handsome acquaintanace got in And try all snits of things before
Lvwcls, and nearly bled to death. leisurely and, lifting his glossy hat (lam -Fink. Get ?.am-f3uk first'
Ole doctor said I could not live' to me with a pleasant smile, was driv- ,rf•,ezema, ulcers, abscesses, poisoned
en away. I have a very lasting recol-
nnu told my wife to tell me that I figure as We wounds, cute, cold sores, twainlection of hie face and
'lad better settle up my worldly af- buggy disappeared down the empty sores, face eruptions, chaps, red,
faits. 1 did nit Care to live, wy street. I never eaw hits again. It rough pat -'hes -all are healed end
`uffcring, were so interne. I could was not until a week later that I tired by Zam-1 uk. Best balrn for
not sleep, my ankles and feet were knew that an hour after he left me babies' rashes. All druggists and
swollen, and my conplexion very that morning he was lying dead in a stores at SOc. box, or post free from
yell -w. Friends caste to sec i e little hollow behind the Mission Do- jam-Buk Co., Toronto, for price.
lore's, shot through the heart in a
for the last time, and ouo of these, duel for which he had arisen so early. 'I
=pore hopeful than the others, per- -Bret Ilarte'a "Under the Red-
ounded me to try Dr. Williams' woods."
Pink Pills. While I had but little
faith that they would help me 1 de- The Old Wooden Warships.
cided to try them. Quite won they, A irt(xlent battleship is supposed to
veined to benefit mo, for my apps last twenty years. As a matter of
tite unproved and wy heart became ; fact, its teal efficiency as a first-class
etd•onger. Continuing the use of fighting machine is less than half that
the Pills it was not long before I period of time. Lrn rcrvemc'nte are be -
was ablb to be out of bed, and af-, riiy made ro rapidly and constantly
ter using fifteen boxes I am in good that ships are superseded often after
pralth for a man of my age. 71cc
(doctor and those who knew of any
Ease look Upon me as a living nen-
Her. as none of them expected me
to get better-"
You can get Dr. Williams' Pink
ills from any medicine dealer or
,• mail at 50 cents a box or sit
oxes for $2.00 from The Dr. Wil -
i ' rna' Medicine Oo.. Brockville,
Out.
WEATHER TABLE.
._
rU s. iler^:•hicl's Predietions Will be
Found Valuable.
11 the moon changes at 12 o'clock
sres. :he weather inlmcdintely af-
te)werd will be very hot if in sum -
lei I. and there will be snow and
rain in winter.
If between 2 and 4 p.m.: fair in
be Cs eummcr and winter.
If between 4 and 6 o'clock p.m.,
eliengcable in surnmer; fair and
'mild in winter.
Between 6 and 10 p.nt.: in sum-
mer. /Air if the wind is north, -est ;
rainy it south or southwest : in wiu-
ter, fair and frosty, if the wind is
north or northwest : rainy if south
or ruathwe•t.
Between 10 a:r.l 12 p.tn. ; fair in
suillrner; /rorty in winter.
Between 12 at night and 2 o'clock
a,m.: fair in summer and frosty in
winter, unless the wind is floor the
south or southwest.
Between 2 and 4 o'clock a.m.:
told and showery in the summer
and snow and sterna in the winter.
'Between 4 and 6 a.►n. ; rainy both
In a inter and emitter.
Between 6 and S a.rn.: w:red and
WOULDN'T CAItE A BIT.
"Mark my words," declared Mrs.
Prancer, laying down the law to her
loug-suffering husband, "by the end
of the century women will have the
rights she is fighting for."
"I shan't care if she has," re-
plied Prancer.
"Do you mean it?" cried his
wife. "Have I at last brought you
..aim, served only one or two com-
missions
orn- round to my way of thinking, --
tmns. It was otherwise in Nelson's Won'tyou really care 1" 1f you puffer from bleeding,- time. e. The Victory, for example, was g, itch-
leurched in 176 and was therefore "Not a bit, my dear," returned Ing, blind or protruding Piles, send
forty years oke at the battle of Tra- her husband resignedly. "I'!! be +ale your address, and I will tell
falgar, when she flew the admiral's dead then." •ou bow to cure yourself at home
Rag and was accounted quite the fen- 1 -- fby the new absorption treatment;
est line of battle ship in the British 'rA trine teary°•mss" t• the i"11"1""e11"1""and will also send some of this
Nags navy. And her cost, including her for mere) Olre them mere a the tors
of
armament, was only about .600,000.- Al!...'Luta let's's. which u seed 11th such home treatment free for trial, wli.h
a Lr� r NIVVI?R A WURRD.
Don't Cough! -U86 The old man had served the
church faithfully for many years,
but, alas! money had been missed
from the collecting boxes of lath,
and he was suspected of knowing
C.UR something abort it. At last the
UR minister felt compelled to tackle
ht tut L't1tult fol t wig, ,b% him on the subject.
11 Wait lasso:iy relieve your aching "Martin, hare you heard of the
(brunt. 'There is nothing Iikeitfor money that is missing from the
A.tlume, Bronchitis and lung box l" ho said.
trouble,. Contains nu opiates. "Yes," replied the old man im-
Very pleosant to take, perturbably, "I've been a hearin'
All Dn,atitai, 15 teat..
something about it."
"Martin," the minister went on,
"this dreadful business lies be-
tween you and ole. We aro the
only two who have access to the
missionary box. Either you or I
must be the thief."
Martin nodded.
"It's just as you any, sir," ho
agreed. "Only you and me has ac-
cess to the box, and I think the
best way out of it'll be for you to
pay one-half and I pay the other,
and just say no more about it."
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Origin of Music.
According to the old Greek legend
as given iu Apoliodorus. music arose
in the following way: The Nile after
an overflow left on its shore a dead
tortoise, the .-eat of which dried up,
leaving notha,g but the shell and the
cartilages. These in Use hot Egyp-
tian sun were soon braced and con-
tracted until they became sonorous.
Mercury, walking by the river, hap-
pened to strike his loot agaiust the
shell and was so pleased with the
sound produced that the idea of a
harp came to him. He imtuediutely
constructed an instrument in the
form of a tortoiee and strung it with
the sinews of dead animals, and se,
says the legend, music was born.
The Oldest Game of Ball.
Cc'urt tennis is the oldest game of
ball that we have -that is to say, it
goes Lack further in its present forst
than any other.
Games of bull of sonic kind go back
so far that there is no trace vi their
beginning. In their simplest form
the ball was thrown from one man to
another. It we carry the proeces one
step further and imagines the ball, or
whatever stood in its place, to be hit
back with the hand instead of being
caught and thrown we have at onoe
handball, the original of all games
like tennis, racket, ete. Indeed, the
French name for tennis remains
pautne to this day, because the ball
was struck with the palm et the hand.
PILES CUR1D at i10ME by
view Absorption Method
London Standard,
'1,1101,11,..",-.^."....111110":".
CURED NIS LAME RACK.
West Fort William. Nor. 7th, 000
" i have been troubled with a lame bad(
for the past twenty years and have used
piasters and ointments without effect. Al
last I tried (lin Pills. which proved lust
the thing, and I would highly recommend
}hem to anyone who has a strained or
(acne back." H. HARKNEAB.
' (lin Pills act direetly on the kidneys --
relieves tbe pairs -neutralizes uric acid,
!which is generally lensed whoa there Is
,kidney tro.ble.
Try (tin Pills yowreelt before buying the
regular Ste. boles. Write National Distil
heroical Co. (Dept. W L) Toronto. lots
trrr •ample.
it's a whole lot better to be sure
of your ground than to have a lot
line dispute afterwards.
Meet% after Month a cold dicks, sad mess Se
re .r t-'•. in r•,nr thuit. Are yea aware that
e •,•u • 'MON rn and lone cells. tied told 1' cured
w'in A111.•• l.a•g Ba1ssst
"Has my boy been kind to dumb
animal% to -day?" "Yes. grandma;
I lit your canary out of the cage,
and when my cat caught it. I act
Towler on her."
Cottiveneea and its Cure. ---When
the excretory organs refuses to per -1
rain in the summer, stormy in the inte'tinee becomes clogged. Thiel"Very distantly," replied Tho -
winter. Is known as costiveness and if neg- mag. "i was Inc mother's first
Between 8 and 10 a.m.: change• iected gives rise to dangerous cm- child--Ilarney was th'sivinteenth.
ahle in the summer; rain with n nlirations. Parmelee's Vegetable -
westcrly wind, and Snow with an .Pills will effect a speedy cur. At free t♦ Our Reader'.
easterly wind in the winter. then first intimation of this ailment Wrfte /torte. Fre Pittard' r . 'ideate.
for $ rage illustrated 3:y. Renk ire.
Write all alrnnt Your };y Trenhl• and
they will adv+.e as to the Preeer sprue.•
Hon of ib. Nnrine Eve Remedies in Tone
Imperial fes... Tour I)rut:eat will 5.57 very
flint Mtnino Rrllr'.. R.... Fv... St•eort)e.
ens. w'e•.k Err.. Doesn't mlntaet. Prv.thel
Vv. P.In, and .etT. frt. 'A.• T•r If to
Tnnr Eye. end In A.hn'• Ey.. for 71‘.071
Fyelide and tiranutatton.
form their funetiens properly th
d•
A GOOD COUGH MIXTURE.
Simple name -Made Remedy That is
Free From Opiates and Harmful
Drugs.
An effective remedy, that will
pallidly break up a cold in twenty -
tour hours, is easily made by mix-
ing together in a large bottle two
ounces of Glycerine, a half -ounce of
Virgin Oil of Pine compound
pure and eight ounces of pure
Whisky. Ti:is mixture will cure any
cough that is curable, and is not
expensive, as it makes enough to
last the average family an entire
Fear. Virgin Oil cf Pine compound
pure is prepared only in the labora-
tories of the Leach Chemical Co.,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
UP TO STANDARD.
An American and an Englishman,
walking through a town in Ireland,
were discoursing upon the pro-
verbial wit of the Iris=h. The Ant- 1>-rmtoion Knitting rn., Dept. ty., Or'l-
whether
expressed some dentist as to ?fa, oat
whether it was as smart as it was ,A
generally believed to be, sn they MPrrmrsi r.nrelt u+stirs w•• tent in
i '
determined to test the next passer-
by. Accordingly the following dia-
logue took place:
"Pat." said the American, "if
the devil were to come along now
which would he take first, you or
•
WEAK LUNGS
RESTWMD CT PSTCIIIHE.
" PSYCJ I INE " has mooted theuerda
of people t., buoyant health and ate[.ytl,
whose cood.t.ea had heeen teas reird as lee p• -
Icu. It is• lonis aad Ieah.bu•tdet, eoa-
taioml seisms• 5* prepzrtic• as s-11- eel
reefer and gettauide. It wlJl •tretti7;71
•ad kcal the weal: lung,. h r -e out the
Lti:elmt •red drive •way tbi eeos1b, no
muter of hew for e:awl ng.
" PSYv.I ONE: E ' tone• up the who's
system acd .rocs CO draw, teals the
decayed t...tte and Ie•ta:es I„t • ne,ay. lis
use dal will prevent and a...i ori that
uost stabil., dixa•e cerauru!;ticn.
Write for a Fres Sample.
Fee Selo 1, .5 Descriers i Deiters, Kee. a 81
pard••
Dr. T.A.S UM
LIMITED,
TORON f0
YCHINk
PRONOUNCED SI -KEEN
:err ; API.177 U
(TOCK5.
'l'n INVESTORS-- YOIrf o!rtit:RN 'I'(7
buy or Fell atnrks will r... eve my
personal attention. R. 111. Mathes., hruka
er. 4.T Ecott St., Toran.o.
EDUCATIONAL
EARN TAS BARBRa TRADF,-.NEW
i system - col;►tent practice; nareta
ln.trurtion; le* reeks complete <•onrse1
tool,' free; graduates earn twelve to
righteen dollars we,ek!y: write fur cats•,
Logue. Motor Barber College til Queen
East. Toronto.
1'NNEVi TERM
tett+ ot.rn. Enter any time. Tonr
truininw will bre thorough and will
bring you czceltcat results It secured
et the
•rities America. gess+•es Cnllegs,
V.M.C.A. Bldg., TORONTO
Write for catalogue.
T. U. WATt:ON. Prlrrltel.
AMINO
eA
ACEt(TS WANTED
\1s. enTrn - netreet,l•; nereries TO
do rn•r•btne knitting for ns gt
lemon; 57 to Vs err week seeds. .srnvdr
wool. etc.. frerni-t•.•d free: diata••,r no
I•tndraneet Pr•r fn15 partlrelere o.l•:r=.�
the
Enod .Rset even iu •oasssytiea'• Nr y Nage• 'references front your own locality me)"
/STer .•gleet a sedge
-
if requested. Immediate relief and Sure, sir, it would
SHORT AND SWEET. ',permanent euro assured. Send no promptly replied Pat.
:money, but tell others of this of- "And why is that?"
Emily Why are you waving fer. Write to -day to Mre. M. Sum- "Bedad, the crafty old gentle-
�� mere, Box P. 719, Windsor, Ont,
be me,"
your handkerchief 1
Angelina -"Since papa has for-
bidden Tom the house we have ar-
ranged a code of signals."
Emily ---"What is that',"
Angelina --"When ho waves his
handkert:hief five times, that means
'Do you lave met' And when I
wave five in reply, it means, 'Yes,
darling.' "
Emily --"And how do you ask
other questions?'
Angelina- "We don't.. That's
the whole code."
ras stood tt7e tent of years it now And Dr. Thomas' I',cl('ctne Oil
"'I'tn afraid. madam," said a
gentleman, who was looking for
apartments, "that the house is loo
near the milieu to be pleasant."
"It is a little noisy," assented the
landlady, "but from the front win-
dows one has such a fine view of
people who miss the traine," the
added, with nn air of triumph.
It Keeps the Muscles Pliant. -
11fen given to muscular sprits and (lasting.
Time tries ail things, and as exercises and those R ho suffer muse
iekle's Anti -Consumptive Syrup pular pains from bicycle riding wilk HIS HEAD WAS.
roan is shure of you at ony toinie."
Relief for the Depresscd.---Phvsl-
csll and mental depression usually
have their origin in a disordered si OfE FOR THE DEA. -IN ACOUSTICON-.
state of the stomach and liver. as ret'^ 1Re inanmr• nl the wertr,,tt •
•t n au Ih•..,boor ser e..rh1. \I rite for .ala
when these organs are deranged ►IC o� vo. Ar.u•tie lo, of t snala, LW.,'
their action the whole system is af. 4it 7(oat. Korea. Tor�t.t.,.
feeted. Try Parrnelee's Vegetablcl
Pills. They revive the digestive
processes, act beneficially on the,
nerves and restore the spirits as
The ramose new discovery Of the age,
no other pills will. They are cheap poaiticriy', qui( lily, completely relieves
'simple and sure, and the effects arc, and core. Goitre.. 1l ick Neck, Sciatica,
Swellings, Bunions, Qin.), etc. $,.00,
or 6 tor $S.00, .nailed en re r;rt o• prier by
L\/LL MED1CINC CO.. Toronto,
oPanty to ,ell •lfndortt" •r p'
�•leltfoe. Rnrnr. root torr .•••5 ow. "Tnret
Rfine leen gold." tet to $1047 a derears
�,. costly mad.. Write f".rinv t1rA+.-q
Gond, Co. of Caned. Owen Hound, Or.
W ANTED LOCAL, AND eeeeR ren
then ; apply
Agents
or -Liberal
leiter. Continental tan
Ineurone. Company. Toronto. Corrcapon.
dance mnadeotlr.l.
CAL VES Rals• These wltAout Mill
F.tee!e,.ur(Batier cii- sad Ltd., d., Tvrealrosto,tost.
A HL A TT'S Promoterr
.Or. L 3t Par belt'• ,, Ralburst ht., I,,,n;te.
ODINOL
yanks as a leading epeeifie in the ;something worth trying As a lug A well-known judge fell down a
treatment of all ailments of the bricant it will keep the muscles psi- flight of Pfeifle recording his pas -
throat and lungs. it will soften beleIand free front pains which of/ sage by a bump on every step until
and subdue the most stahborn cough ',r follow constant use of them, he reached the bottom. A servant
by rolieting the irritation, and re- without softening or impairing
store the affected organs to heal- their strength. For bruises, sprains
thy conditions. L'se will show its end contusions it is. without a peer.
value. Try it and be convinced of ______
its efficacy "No. my dear boys," said the
.-- _- new tent her. "1 d(•n't approve of -'--'-
I)iSTANT P1:1, ITll NSHIP thing n strap' (enthusiastic and tt1•M.neriee la All Lanes are rr'aw4• of Pal..
tiler 1(mo•It•1. of lettere t•'5155 5.. tke feet
1'.s. .oel t.iS, t.4 sudden •a.er'enc.... much m
sprain., rat. and bruin•. they 0.14 It In,wh,able,
A'--i.l.un,titutet, there It but use "Palaklller ,
- Ferre U.rt.'--Yds end Svo.
Pn ao„ trap or buy
Pv1.? l an,l Canada's
Inrl;c.t dealer. /ray
hlgne.t prices. 1 our
shipments sols 15e,1.
I pay ,nail an,1 tr
- - - per►+chatter teens
ran to his assistance, and raising r.•rn501w Al.n la►irr.t
him up,Eaid, "I hope honor tcs, tt:. (1 . 'tat:vcs Gnu s: 1pl.l, ria•
p yoursect free.
is not hurt?" "No," Laid the JOHN HALLAM TORONTO
judge 'leinly, "my honor is not
hurt, but my heed is.'
"Are yeti related to Barney
O'Brien?" Thomas O'Brien wee
once asked.
Itetecen 10 and 12 o'clock a.m.:
shill, ei;y in summer, and cold and
wifely in eenter.
h♦+♦•••♦•♦♦♦♦•4*••♦♦•4
WORM, WOttRIEU MOTHERS.
The Owing et the eye, the rest ani
• the opening of it have been mcasuTM DI e PlVfNC7 OF FITY.
Much of the worry which + anti are found to conanine three hue- Pity the sorrows of the nlan who
every mother of young chis- • rims and niuety•five one-thousendths has a disagreeable boss in the of-
ciren undergoes would he t ss second. 'f't:e is a quick wink, and face and another at Lorne.
r :lite have b en measured tont roe
•hared if the mt'ther kept • i ,iced lorty e,ne-Thousandths of A se•
Baby's Own Tablets on haus i riid mote time. For these meagurn-
AL an. C nPl silt
Stud C t nal ('' ' ee CCIAII t n P(
g ♦ est:weirdly as. a s i rltota
when the child was frets;t?. • see iic apparatoa Si required. and
e aper is
gloss or feverish. Nearly all + t• `.;.,i`tonnthe eyelid itsa hit ofhlmotiot can
the ailments of childhood cin • b- sec;tr:etely determined. In a quick
he traced tt the stoma('. • t' ^ closing of the eye has been A couple of pickpockets followed
bowel,' or t•'cth nq. For ape. .,' a ; :• i to require Devruty-ave one. a gentleman for etme Mocks with
freebies ne I;tedicine eat) e i , ..rldth. of a s't'ond. the rest n view of availing themselves of the
i entail Baby's Oen Teblrts. * 1t as lone awl the opening one first opportunity to relieve him of
4 and the mother has the guar r hundred sed screnty-one one -thous -
A ; widths of a stcond. his puree. He suddenly turned into
notes of a government ante + a lattyer' l office.
4 Icst thnt the Tablets. are r.l' ♦ A reran nevenge. "What shall we do now t•. asked
solutely safe. Mr'. Edd. tt'tl ♦ roe.
� The Monday ministers' meeting bar
+ (lard. Ilnldiinand. Q''' ♦ ):..11 .1 a n -w story. A eke-eyu,sn in "Wait for the lawyer," said the
says --- 1 hnve used Bele, - * f : • t •• avoid unneceasare calls with-
oen Tablet* in my home' i • •' i name trent the telepho-te -,Ler.
A Ion; time and always x:•'• 1..- . : ern a litr,,twr merohart with ._
tl:e bc::! results. I do ' * a • ...'.r:r nettle complained the i the H 0 R. 5 F. 0 W N E P. 3 ! US E
♦ erten- how I could Ret s' .,. • '.7.'1' 'r a" a to him. The el'rgyncan (:owa.t:Tt
'•ithnut this couisiire. • r'a-rt :rl h,s ival-tiity to do aneFthing CAUSTIC
L
♦ lh a n.., t r. 1 he next panahifrnrr i >•f
1. Irc:ite;l.•' dealers or h) ♦ r 1. • callled up the lurubc•rman was
all at 2- . :tic A h•-" ed. •'n • '.•:' t'1 to go t0 sn 1her ct sat lid 'tools .r«rr .,.r
elle T1 r. l'.:;ti ter Llcdie'ne t'r•urt try it-rn:on."
a •
Breese ":e, ons, 1 to cit rryn atilt name is no. Ft t . j .a w.
�I'.. 1 p•v1'•�.'i rvtw..v•M
the •;tfieror should procure a pack-
et of the pills and pltt himself un-
do' a rouse of treatment. The
gond effects of the pill will be al-
Tnest immediately evident.
A Q.iick Wink.
To cl'PC A COI n IN ONE. DAs
Tab. 1 t t 15711 tR'+\IO claws. Tablet/rnea.•tr ..Inn t m -n -y If It fall. torn.. a W
long-continued applause).went on the gentleman, when the
noise subsided, "I am fit•nlly con-
vinced that a stout cane is mere
effective."
AR Weems Rome els% is is 1e lave'Ide.t pals.
home sake ens thing amt some another. Oer ed•
glee 1.t. piers "The D a L" Neslbol Plaster
ever the rest ct the pale ; It wUI de sore to give
yes e.'ssfmrt than s.ytbtag.
About the tnost superfuous thing
we know of ie the fancy work on
a pair of suspenders
Pit's -ant as syrup; nothing equal,)11 as it worm nalxlicine ; the name
!s Mother Graves' Worm Extcrmin-
fItor. The greatest worm destroyer
of the age.
Pi.ACINCG THF: 1:M1'11ASIS.
"You don't knew what that's a
picture of, Johnny," said Mr:r. Lep-
Fling. in a t.'ne of repro'. 1. "You
ektN r.' ; •,znawra lees cub bees R., ought to read your ancient history
more. That is the temple of Dinab
W:1111 \ (; t•t)lt THE I.:11WTElt.n! 1'.mpt:asi�."
BALSAM.
1 m•. . It aTa• mewl. .••/ .lr'T'5••.r .sol ,.e.... .free M• • • •• 111 tee 11Wk. `ting tit. •ems'., r•• dr...,•.eftt11++*'♦1♦"effttf •$ ( t11.LtAila cf., Yen. eto, lass
T I4
NO. a 10.
"Whet business curl you say Miss
(llassi.• was in 1" "Oh, Owlet in
everybody's business." "\Whole-
ertle, eh 1" '•lees, except when it
conics to r. bit of scandal. She re-
tails that."
PILES CARED 114 6 To ie DAYS.
PATO mei-titer is 1[watt•..tee-I to cure any
saga el Itr4in,'. 85I•d. Rt., 1._.: er Fn'trm4tng
Piles la 'to 14 days or meetly refso.Nd. See.
"You have an ennrmona appe-
tite," mid a thin roan enviously.
"What (!u you take for it?" "In
all my experience," replied his
plump friend, "I have found no-
thing more suitable than food."
Clive Holloway's Corn Cure a
trial. It remitved ten corns frim
one pair of fret without any pain.
What it has dune once it will do
again.
R1:3I:UVIN' HIMSI:L.
At a Highland gathering one
Donald McDonald had entered for
a number of events. The fir t ' t
these was the quarter -mile, Rini .-f
eight runners he was la't. "Dee
nod, Di•nald," cried a partisan.
"why did ye no run faster 7" Don-
ald sneered. "Run faster!" he
said, contemptuously. "And me
reservin' myself for the bagpipe
competition!"
w.
"Is the lady of the hoose in 1"
asked a caller. The tnistre's its
in." replied the maid, who had re-
ceived her notice, "but she's no
lady
puma; A*wrrrmf, rakflv)zt
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77
'Tr.lrLt.1'T4.CrTYScIKsjM(ntLa-
slant■nto ?town ."0flit
i\�1Ilt.1Pt1-
'1.,1t
at o --e • b.':tee of
MAew.tr. yt:tnr
MILIEr nod vet en(
pnenutonta. m ,•ut o I.
1f already tnsic't..'
ed it the coral;.,,y
H„nese"11 R e to •, it •
for l'ovg a, Ceirts.
pare Tan -.t. pros. r,t .a,
"t1r p•' P►teenun,:a enai
Fr.1ns of alt kl.rA•
/IOW SHE i'RUl E IT.
Marion, who has been Caught to
report her misdeeds prnrnptly. came
to her mother one day. 1 -ebbing
penitently.
"Mother --I broke a brick in the
firepla.•e."
"Wel!, that is not %cry hard to
remedy. But how on earth did you
do it, child?"
"I pounded it with father',
patch."
Visitor -"Can you tell me where
Mr. Greencorn's cottage is 7"
Country Yout=h-- "1 can for fire
cents Visitor --"Isere you are
tt ti here ,• it?" ('oant ry Yonti
' It's 5.s, ..1 (Lown."
Lad !ood-
St:mellneet a man's wisdom 'tr, 1
to the possession of a elem.wife.
is ten dlr+.5 and inevitehle result
of 1rr.gnlephd bls
and rlof,rrd•r npor ki(onatlda.yr.aend oweskis.
The n►.diaraed food and other
watt. natter which is allr.wrl to
ateumnlnte poisons the blood aed
the whole system. Dr. Moree'e in-
dian ikx,t Pine act directly on the
rrtnt•tlr.R them en 1hs
tidneyft. giving them ease sod
wench in property filter the Breed
and ..n the •kine opening o. the
pores For t•(•rr Ato..d and goc,I
h alt . Solo
Morsso's
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